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  1. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! on Does Grammar Matter Anymore? · · Score: 2
    How about this old example?

    "Pardon. Impossible to be sent to Siberia."

    "Pardon impossible. To be sent to Siberia."

  2. Has some limitations though on Apple Wins Patent For Head-Mounted Display Tech · · Score: 5, Funny

    It only works on people with heads that have rounded corners.

  3. Re:Tracks on the record on Copyrights To Reach Deep Space · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of an ancient issue of MAD magazine where the aliens beam back a message saying, "If you don't stop sending us re-runs of The Gail Storm Show, we will destroy your planet!".

  4. Try grilling for a few hours in 95F on Slashdot Asks: Beating the Summer Heat? · · Score: 1

    Wimps! Today I worked at the local Perinton Park 4th of July celebration (NY). The Fairport Lions Club runs a food concession at this event so I was grilling hots and burgers for several hours while standing out in the 95F sun. A couple of us nearly fell over from the heat. Great time!

  5. How does your car insurance work? on Ford Predicts Self-Driving, Traffic-Reducing Cars By 2017 · · Score: 1

    If you are a passive rider and you get in an accident, do you get blamed and have your rates go up? or Will this mean self-driving car riders are never at fault so that no one will risk driving on their own? If someone forgets to do a software update and they crash does the person with the newer OS version win out? A field day for lawyers!

  6. ID by IP? on UK's 'Three Strikes' Piracy Measures Published · · Score: 1

    This is sort of like people getting parking tickets when they are not responsible for the infraction. If my 18+ grandchild parks my car illegally, I get the ticket even though there is no proof that I parked it. Things like this happen all the time, but I wonder how. Maybe a parking ticket is not considered a criminal offense like a moving violation??

  7. Nevermind Nessie on Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution · · Score: 1

    Nessie has never been confirmed to exist. They should instead use Gumby to disprove evolution. At least he is real.

  8. Playing with saws is OK on Are We Failing To Prepare Children For Leadership In the US? · · Score: 3, Funny

    But playing with my files? Not on your life! What if there is a tax audit? I could be in big trouble.

  9. But they are real! on Sexy Female Scientist Video Draws Fire · · Score: 1

    There are beautiful female scientists! See Neri Oxman: http://science.slashdot.org/index2.pl?fhfilter=Neri+Oxman

  10. Re:where can i download a trial version of SAP? on Vulnerable SAP Deployments Make Prime Attack Targets · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you are an individual, you don't want it and if you are a company, you REALLY don't want it.

  11. Re:Already Posted to Slashdot on China Pirates Austrian Village · · Score: 1

    Those who have posted the cloned story about the pirated village have been sacked. Sorry. It was the mention of a "fortnight" that did it.

  12. Re:I pity him on Larry Ellison Buys His Own Hawaiian Island · · Score: 1

    Yes it's Lana'i. One little apostrophe and you get all Spanish Inquisition on the poor guy!

  13. A subject ot great concern on Ask Slashdot: How To Introduce Someone To Star Trek? · · Score: 1

    Are you afraid if you do it wrong something bad might happen?

  14. Re:Cue Google apologists on At Canadian Airports, Your Conversation May Be Remotely Recorded · · Score: 1

    My gaming handle is 3BrainCells and you are one brain cell away from copyright infringement! I hope nobody heard that...

  15. Not worth all the trouble on MPAA's Dodd Secretly Lobbied For a Canadian DMCA · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is it really necessary to go through all this to prevent people from stealing songs worth $.99? Surely prevention of bank robbery or sketchy investing is more important. Nearly any crime you can think of is more important! There are so many things that are screwed up and people get worked up about this? Sigh.

  16. I guess proper punishment is out the window on Ethiopia Criminalizes VoIP Services · · Score: 4, Funny

    So stealing 1 song worth $1 is worth $155000 in damages and making a phone call over Skype is worth 15 years in prison. Maybe I'll sell drugs or kill people instead; this other stuff is just too dangerous!

  17. That's crazy! on Why Intel Needs Smartphones More Than They Need Intel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Smartphones need Intel as much as photography needs Kodak!!

  18. Excess CPU cycles? on Hawking Is First User of "Big Brain" Supercomputer · · Score: 2

    The British government can use this system to keep track of what everyone other than Hawking is doing on the net!

  19. What the heck is going on with Newegg? on NewEgg: Installing Linux Breaks Laptop · · Score: 1
    Some years ago, there was no problem and good service.

    Now they ship via screwy means - DHL to USPS to ??? and their packing sucks: hard drive thrown in a box with ineffective packing.

  20. Mobile business model on The Billions In Mobile Ad Money Nobody Can Grab · · Score: 1
    Make people pay for internet they are already paying for.

    Make people pay for ads.

    Make people watch video on a 5" screen and listen to music on crap earbuds.

    Do not make it easy to block unwanted calls and spam voice messages.

    Profit!!

  21. There was a part that wasn't offensive on Raunchy Dance Routine a PR Nightmare For Microsoft · · Score: 1

    And even THAT was offensive, but in a totally different way.

  22. Re:Intel QX3 on Ask Slashdot: Advice On Child-Friendly Microscopes? · · Score: 1

    QX3 and even the QX5 are ancient hardware. Both are out of production. I can run the QX3 in WIN7x64 using Windows Virtual PC, but just barely. If old hardware has no WIN7 USB driver, you are mostly out of luck unless you resort to OS emulation. $149 is a crazy price. These are cheap.

  23. Anything that is useful is useful for criminals on Subject To a "Stop and Frisk"? There's an App For That · · Score: 1

    A pencil and a piece of paper are useful for criminal activity. So are food, shelter, oxygen, roads and cars. Ban everything!

  24. Great! on Could Cops Use Google As Pre-Cogs? · · Score: 1

    Now that I've read a Slashdot article about "how to suffocate someone", I can hear the police sirens in the distance.

  25. Re:"S is for Space" first scifi book I read on Ray Bradbury Has Died · · Score: 1

    +1 Glad you mentioned this story. Also one of my favorites. Anyone who hasn't read this is missing out.