Polish Minister of Science and Information Technology found face down in a shallow creek. Clutched in his left hand, a piece of paper with the words "U h4v3 833n 4551m1L4t3d". Death ruled accidental drowning by the European Union.
Well, lets see.. how to put this without being like a troll... A paint program with the security of the popular ftp daemon syngergized with the historical reliability of a well known OS manufacturer. It should be an interesting little application.
Because "Hamburglarizer" was too hard for McDonalds to say.
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Be a corporate exec, live on the bay, offshore your labor, buy a dozen seqways, fall into the grass laughing like a giddy school girl as your buddies nudge you off your digital steed in a friendly game of polo. Ahhhh.. capitalism...
how does it work? The first link goes to citibank.com, and the second (on the pic) apparetnly goes to/domain/redirect/cbna/abuse.htm... whoops.. did citibank just fix it? I clicked it again to check the URL and it seems to be going to citibank now instead of the Secunia page.
Ask any Oil executive. They will point you to a stack of whitepapers from unbiased, independent research studies they have paid for^H^H^H^H done on the subject. All this global warming is coming from cowshit (methane). Everyone knows that. Eat more burger, cool the planet. Don't take away my Hummer.
Attention all chinese. All your routing are belong to us. Stop beating on your keyboard, it is futile. Your government has blocked your access to google news, so be sure to come back to slashdot on a regular basis. We will keep you informed without bias. News for the day: your government sucks fuzzy lint balls off my hairy white yankee ass..so does mine. I bet you wish you could say that without getting run over by a tank in tiannamen square for it. Ha-ha I can....whoops,Gotta go - the ATF is he-*click*
1 - www.apc.com
2 - Prototype is an acronym for "Short Leadtime".
3 - Google is not "Gray Doubt"
4 - sort -n
5 - It's a (say it with me) s-t-a-n-d-a-r-d
6 - We tried that, and named it CSV.
7 - Turn off your drive cache.
....let me help Bruce. I think I can guess where you are going with this..
8 - Clean the shit from the mouse wheels regularly.
9 - That's a cdrom not a coffee holder.
10 - Umm...Where did you save it?
Or, just simple flatbackin'. You would not believe how many unsatisfied women over 65 there are out there. Many of them are better looking than my boss and not once have any of them ever stuck-it-up-my-ass when I wasn't looking. Gee... I wonder which one of my jobs is my side job now...
It's just windows 95 with a hacked boot screen that shows the Air Force logo, wallpaper showing the a-10 warthog, and IE opens with the homepage set to the us military
Fragmented comet shards predicted to impact earth after scientific experiement goes awry. During an experiment to shatter the coment "Tempel" with a magic bullet, fissures in the comet created unexpected fragmentation lines. Minutes after impact with the comet scientists noticed something terribly wrong with the breakup. One team of scientists involved with the experiement were quoted as yelling "Bag ass!" as they ran from the NASA complex. Other scientists were quoted as saying "umm... uh oh" and "Oh, shit!" Bill Nye the Science Guy was on hand to give this report of what actually went wrong. Bill -
"The scientists here at NASA were trying to use this great big huge gigantic gun of science to shatter this great-big huge gigantic comet and all of a sudden things went terribly wrong! The big comet didn't break like the scientists expected, and all of a sudden People were running around burning papers (Bill) and nametags and (Bill) forging timecards, and..(Bill)....huh?..oh.."
I like all sorts of gadgets, but if your going to replace my desktop computer, playstation, instant messenger and webcam with a phone, you'd best be giving me a place to plug in a real keyboard, real rat, and real VGA display. Oh, wtf - might as well throw in a USB and Firewire port. My battery isn't dead yet.
Can only mean: - Sticker prices raised $2500 to cover tax. - Fuel economy will actually be half of sticker. - RFID installed in several places. - Cost to import spare parts is 700% over cost. - Registration will cost double of the state next to you. - It comes equipped with Diebold electronics to automatcally vote for you in the next election.
"By establishing your business in a country with starving people and shitsticks for labor laws, you are able to work people till they fall over; there are many starving saps ready to fill the gap and work for the dirtballs that cling to your ass. ehhhhxcellent"
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Polish Minister of Science and Information Technology found face down in a shallow creek. Clutched in his left hand, a piece of paper with the words "U h4v3 833n 4551m1L4t3d". Death ruled accidental drowning by the European Union.
Well, lets see.. how to put this without being like a troll... A paint program with the security of the popular ftp daemon syngergized with the historical reliability of a well known OS manufacturer. It should be an interesting little application.
Was the last thing my phone said before being infected ;)
your family can always search for them on groups.google.com after you die.
> Google takes a while to get information into the
> index usually a couple weeks
This is a much ballyhooed fallacy. Go search for todays date.
Simply put, because I can't trust IE.
I don't have to worry about making myself stupid from smoking gonj all day. A few pills and I'll be able to remain stoned while working on that phd.
Four buttons, a text field, and and large display area. The beauty is in the simplicity.
Oh yeah. A good belt in the mouth usually settles it.
"No, I don't want to see Barney, I wanted the Wiggles"
"No, let's watch Barney"
"No, Wiggles!"
"Barney!"
*POWWW*
Have your ever thought about sitting down quietly with your children and hitting them?
Those commercials always make me feel guilty........So guilty in fact that I put my camcorder away.........for a few minutes.
Because "Hamburglarizer" was too hard for McDonalds to say.
Be a corporate exec, live on the bay, offshore your labor, buy a dozen seqways, fall into the grass laughing like a giddy school girl as your buddies nudge you off your digital steed in a friendly game of polo. Ahhhh.. capitalism...
Amazing! I think that last picture is in Toledo, Ohio.
how does it work? The first link goes to citibank.com, and the second (on the pic) apparetnly goes to /domain/redirect/cbna/abuse.htm ... whoops.. did citibank just fix it? I clicked it again to check the URL and it seems to be going to citibank now instead of the Secunia page.
Ask any Oil executive. They will point you to a stack of whitepapers from unbiased, independent research studies they have paid for^H^H^H^H done on the subject. All this global warming is coming from cowshit (methane). Everyone knows that. Eat more burger, cool the planet. Don't take away my Hummer.
Attention all chinese. All your routing are belong to us. Stop beating on your keyboard, it is futile. Your government has blocked your access to google news, so be sure to come back to slashdot on a regular basis. We will keep you informed without bias. News for the day: your government sucks fuzzy lint balls off my hairy white yankee ass..so does mine. I bet you wish you could say that without getting run over by a tank in tiannamen square for it. Ha-ha I can....whoops,Gotta go - the ATF is he-*click*
1 - www.apc.com
....let me help Bruce. I think I can guess where you are going with this..
2 - Prototype is an acronym for "Short Leadtime".
3 - Google is not "Gray Doubt"
4 - sort -n
5 - It's a (say it with me) s-t-a-n-d-a-r-d
6 - We tried that, and named it CSV.
7 - Turn off your drive cache.
8 - Clean the shit from the mouse wheels regularly.
9 - That's a cdrom not a coffee holder.
10 - Umm...Where did you save it?
Or, just simple flatbackin'. You would not believe how many unsatisfied women over 65 there are out there. Many of them are better looking than my boss and not once have any of them ever stuck-it-up-my-ass when I wasn't looking. Gee... I wonder which one of my jobs is my side job now...
That would explain the weird programming I've been recieving. I thought these were just Star Trek re-runs I never saw.
The ranger will never find us there.
It's just windows 95 with a hacked boot screen that shows the Air Force logo, wallpaper showing the a-10 warthog, and IE opens with the homepage set to the us military
Fragmented comet shards predicted to impact earth after scientific experiement goes awry. During an experiment to shatter the coment "Tempel" with a magic bullet, fissures in the comet created unexpected fragmentation lines. Minutes after impact with the comet scientists noticed something terribly wrong with the breakup. One team of scientists involved with the experiement were quoted as yelling "Bag ass!" as they ran from the NASA complex. Other scientists were quoted as saying "umm... uh oh" and "Oh, shit!" Bill Nye the Science Guy was on hand to give this report of what actually went wrong. Bill -
"The scientists here at NASA were trying to use this great big huge gigantic gun of science to shatter this great-big huge gigantic comet and all of a sudden things went terribly wrong! The big comet didn't break like the scientists expected, and all of a sudden People were running around burning papers (Bill) and nametags and (Bill) forging timecards, and..(Bill)....huh?..oh.."
I like all sorts of gadgets, but if your going to replace my desktop computer, playstation, instant messenger and webcam with a phone, you'd best be giving me a place to plug in a real keyboard, real rat, and real VGA display. Oh, wtf - might as well throw in a USB and Firewire port. My battery isn't dead yet.
Can only mean:
- Sticker prices raised $2500 to cover tax.
- Fuel economy will actually be half of sticker.
- RFID installed in several places.
- Cost to import spare parts is 700% over cost.
- Registration will cost double of the state next to you.
- It comes equipped with Diebold electronics to automatcally vote for you in the next election.
From the Monty Burns Handbook, chapter 11:
"By establishing your business in a country with starving people and shitsticks for labor laws, you are able to work people till they fall over; there are many starving saps ready to fill the gap and work for the dirtballs that cling to your ass. ehhhhxcellent"