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  1. New feature? on Microsoft's New Mantra - It Just Works · · Score: 5, Funny

    "the ability to have files in more than one folder simultaneously"

    Is it just me.. or do all OSes do this? I have thousands of files, all in different places, all at the same time... right now.

    -m

  2. Re:Japanese to cure diabetes on First Successful Cell Transplant Cures Diabetes · · Score: 2, Funny

    Domo arigatto Mr. Transplanto?

    -m

  3. Re:In other news... on Paris Hilton Recruited to Publicize Linux · · Score: 3, Funny

    "And I promise that this is not a shameless ploy to make linux geeks attractive in the eyes of 16+ yr old girls."

    Oh there is no worry about that.
    -m

  4. Too late for him... on Dr. Who Series Star Quits · · Score: 1

    Isn't he already typecasted as "Crazy post-apocalyptic Army officer attempting to find sex slaves for troops with grim view on their future"?

    -m

  5. No other choice... on D&D Blamed For Stabbing Deaths · · Score: 1

    I guess his cries of "Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!" were fruitless, therefore he had no choice but to turn to cold steel.

  6. Re:Replica I processing power on Apple I Replica Creation · · Score: 1

    "So, basically, the auxillary processors are 20-40 times faster, more powerful, and have the same ROM size as the main processor."

    This is the make the interface "snappier".

    -m

  7. Re:You IDIOT! on How Heraclitus would Design a Programming Language · · Score: 1

    "Thankfully, the field is being revolutionised by people like Richard Stallman..."

    Oh please, he's the one who invented the GPL (General parasitic license) which gives him ownership of all software even if he didn't write it. It's because of the GPL that Windows keeps getting viruses that send the Windows source code from your computer to hackers systems over the internet using an underground (highly secretive) technique called P2P, which stands for pilferer to pilferer.

    -m

  8. Chapter 11 for Marvel? on Stan Lee to be Paid Millions for Spidey · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess this means that Marvel will have to declare bankruptcy... again.

    -m

  9. Re:Good for him on Stan Lee to be Paid Millions for Spidey · · Score: 1

    "Will Marvel hire an assassin to end the lawsuit?"

    Maybe they can hire Bullseye.

    -m

  10. Errors for dimwits? on 30 Years of Adventure: A Celebration of D&D · · Score: 1

    Is it any shock that there are so many errors in a book about a game that allows dimwits to create Lord of the Ring ripoffs where goblins carrying 1000 gold-pieces per, guard the lair of Medusa and a 10,000 year-old lich husband and wife?

    -m

  11. Re:Now, let's all have a big Slashdot group hug on Kerry Concedes Election To Bush · · Score: 1

    At the moment Kerry has 55,546,066 votes... that counts for 2nd most ever.
    -m

  12. Re:Now, let's all have a big Slashdot group hug on Kerry Concedes Election To Bush · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Bush got more votes than any American in history."

    So I guess that means that Kerry got the second most votes than any American in history.
    -m

  13. Sy Snootles controversy! on Return of the Jedi DVD Detailed Changes · · Score: 2, Funny

    At the beginning of Jedi Rocks you can clearly hear Sy Snootles' voice while her microphone is still being heald at her side! Clearly evidence that she is jaggarm-synching.
    -m

  14. Re:Not all intelligent discourse needs to be civil on Pre-Election Discussion · · Score: 1

    "big 5 offensive topics (Politics, Religion, Abortion, Capitol Punishment, and Same Sex relationships)"

    You forgot the 6th: Mac vs. PC.

    -m

  15. Leng, here we come! on Exploring Antarctica · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wait with baited breath for incomprehensible reports from those noble explorers concerning the ancient plateau city of Leng just east of the Mountains of Madness, built eons ago by the Great Old Ones on the very spot where they first infected our planet.

    -m

  16. DMV crippled by viruses.... on Computer Viruses Cripple Colorado DMV · · Score: 1

    ... and yet no one noticed.
    -m

  17. Re:Virgins, Get your opinions started! on Star Wars DVD Set Previews/Reviews · · Score: 1

    "Maybe not as much or on as visceral a level"

    I don't think that Star Wars and visceral belong in the same breath. Isn't this the movie with the quote:

    The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

    -m

  18. Re:Holding your breath... on Star Wars DVD Set Previews/Reviews · · Score: 1

    " I think we've all missed the point. I think Lucas is playing a little game .."

    It's called making money. Jebus it's not like the guy is keeping food from starving people; it's just Star Wars. He is selling a commodity that for whatever whacky reason people have decided is worth shelling out absurd amounts of money for, given seemingly minor changes from one iteration to the next. If you're pissed off about it, then stop buying the different versions and perhaps he will finally sell something worthwhile when he discovers that his tricks no longer work. I realize that it's difficult to live knowing that there is a new special effect added that might add a slightly different angle to the Star Wars lore, so go ahead and spend your money on it. Maybe the next version will have a scene where Chewbacca says "RRRRAAAALLLLWWWW" instead of "RRRAAALLLLLGGG".

    I've had my say. (as I sit back and wait for the flames about how Chewbacca would never say "RRRAAALLLLLGGG" because his dialect of Wookiese doesn't have such a term)

    -m

  19. How am I typing this message? on SCO Says 'Linux Doesn't Exist' · · Score: 1

    Haha! Well if Linux doesn't exist, then how am I typing thi

    +++ATH
    NO CARRIER

  20. 1/2 share on Google Slashes IPO price · · Score: 4, Funny

    Uhhh, is it possible to buy half of a share? That seems to be all that I can afford.

  21. Re:Even if they offer a "download" on IBM Files for Partial Summary Judgement vs SCO · · Score: 2, Funny

    "how do we know they didn't just copy some random code which did exist in the kernel?"

    I guess we'll just have to take their word for it.

  22. Let me be the first. on SETI Predicts We'll Find ETs by 2020 · · Score: 1

    And let me be the first to welcome our new alien overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted /. personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground mineral caves.

  23. Re:$20 Million! Get rich quick on Microsoft and Lindows Settle Trademark Case · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sindows is optimized for serving pr0n!

  24. My top 5 on What's Your Favorite Open Source Game? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1) NetHack
    2) GNU Chess
    3) GNU Go
    4) Rogue
    5) GNU Shogi

    Pretty limited scope... sorry.

  25. Server... on Mac OS X "Tiger" Server Previewed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I really dislike the server pricing scheme as a home user. Yeah yeah yeah. I realize the Apple viewpoint of "why would home users need server software"? (I've asked them) But as a person who would like a single license for my G5 with a couple FreeBsd and Windows nodes, $500 for 10 licenses doesn;t work for me. It's unfortunate.

    In a related note, is it possible to acquire certain server extensions (Blojsom or Jabber for example) and plug them into Tiger proper?