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D&D Blamed For Stabbing Deaths

Grymalkin writes "A man is in custody for allegedly stabbing 3 people to death in King of Prussia, PA last week. Now it appears that the district attorney believes there may be a link between the murders and the Dungeons and Dragons RPG. From the article: 'I mean, you have many, many stab wounds and those 'Dungeons and Dragons' fantasy games involve swords and knives and daggers and things of that nature. There may be a connection but I can't say for sure.'" Wow. There are a lot more D&D players than I thought there were, what with all the stabbings and all.

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  1. So that means... by Durinthal · · Score: 5, Funny

    All vehicular homicides can be connected to Nascar, right?

    1. Re:So that means... by Fjandr · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course. Also, anyone who runs from the police.

      "Well, what we have here is a high-speed chase. Nascar has a lot of drivers going really fast, and things of that nature, so there might be a connection here."

    2. Re:So that means... by sgant · · Score: 5, Funny

      Jesus saves...everyone else takes 2d20 crushing damage.

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    3. Re:So that means... by vettemph · · Score: 5, Funny

      So who do you blame when the get-away car makes a right hand turn?

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    4. Re:So that means... by PreviouslySeen · · Score: 1

      Nope, that would have to be GTA.

      I think all magic missile and fireball deaths might be attributible to D&D, however.

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    5. Re:So that means... by StuartFreeman · · Score: 1
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    6. Re:So that means... by walt-sjc · · Score: 4, Informative

      Um, you DO know the history of Nascar, right? FYI, it was started by moonshine runners - they were really good drivers, and frequently were involved in high-speed chases. These drivers decided to compete against each other too for fun. Nascar was born.

      But back the the FA... these linkages to games / TV / etc. are just stupid. If anyone would bother to do the study on it, I bet they would find bad parenting is the number one factor in a persons tendancy to become violent / anti-social / exhibit criminal behavior.

    7. Re:So that means... by Cabriel · · Score: 1

      Linking D&D to murder has been proven invalid numerous times, especially back when many still believed it lead to devil-worship and living sacrifices. I don't think anyone will take it seriously, anymore, except for the most dedicated of anti-gaming bigots.

      I wonder if the guy who was quoted was being facesious. When I read his quote with sarcasm in mind, it amuses me to think that the media might have, once again, quoted someone out of context to generate hype.

    8. Re:So that means... by chrismcdirty · · Score: 1

      There is one Nascar course that has right turns. The name of it eludes me currently.

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    9. Re:So that means... by Keith+Russell · · Score: 2, Informative

      Watkins Glen and Sears Point raceways.

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    10. Re:So that means... by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      I prefer to blame missile deaths, as well as any other death involving military-style arms, on Fox news.

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    11. Re:So that means... by Freexe · · Score: 1
      if he had evasion why didn't he use it?

      Then maybe the son of a bitch would still be here today producing miracles and wine for us all.

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    12. Re:So that means... by PreviouslySeen · · Score: 1

      Fox news? Is that a FPS or RPG? :)

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    13. Re:So that means... by mschaffer · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the way people drive near King of Prussia? You would think that they are all NASCAR fans, too.

    14. Re:So that means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean "Infineon Raceway." not Sears Point.

    15. Re:So that means... by Keith+Russell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, I mean Sears Point. I also mean Candlestick Park, Comiskey Park, Laguna Seca, Jack Murphy Stadium, and Pittsburgh Civic Arena. Fsck naming rights. They didn't pay me to call it some corporate name.

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    16. Re:So that means... by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1

      But back the the FA... these linkages to games / TV / etc. are just stupid. If anyone would bother to do the study on it, I bet they would find bad parenting is the number one factor in a persons tendancy to become violent / anti-social / exhibit criminal behavior.

      Bad parenting is hard to quantify, but a missing parental unit seems to have rather large effects on behaviour.

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    17. Re:So that means... by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Well, it's definitely a fantasy.

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    18. Re:So that means... by Spazztastic · · Score: 1

      bad parenting is the number one factor in a persons tendancy to become violent / anti-social / exhibit criminal behavior

      It can also be genetic. I wouldn't directly blame it on parents. I have friends who's parents have tried really hard to keep them in line but they have still had diseplinary (sp?) problems.

      Blaming it directly on the parents is just unfair. I am sure there are cases where the child is abused and then lashes out at society and just happens to have a copy of GTA:VC in his PS2 at home.

      This also brings me to a Law & Order episode I saw a while back. It was about a kid who murdered a student in his school for being "different," with a weapon that his father had bought him. Now that would be an example of bad parenting. But as for other situations where the parents work too much to be involved, they can't be directly blamed.

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    19. Re:So that means... by Gridpoet · · Score: 1

      gee...i though they all had right hand turns...

      its just an oval, you can drive around it the other way, and presto chango...RIGHT HAND TUNRS!?!?!?!?

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    20. Re:So that means... by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Of course there are other factors. I still believe bad parenting is the number one factor however. I wouldn't blame all crime on the parents of the criminals - that would be silly. I know many families that don't put ANY limits on gamming however - frequently one of the parents games as well. My own brother has this issue with his son, and it's clear that the child is being damaged. He can't socialze in a normal setting. You have grade-school children staying up until 2am playing games. Sorry, that's just not good for the child.

      But as for other situations where the parents work too much to be involved, they can't be directly blamed

      Why not? Why have children if you can't or are not willing to properly parent them? Just because you CAN have children does not mean that you SHOULD have children. Sorry, but if you put your career before your children then you need to accept responsibility for how they turn out. I don't know what it is about poor people and kids. Why do poor families have so many children??? The burden on the rest of society is HUGE. My sister-inlaw has 7 kids. Her husband works in concrete, but can't hold a job. She works minimum wage jobs, but can't hold one longer than 4 months (how you end up being ineligable for rehire at burger king is a mystery...) The kids? 2 are pregnant at 14 and 15, and the 12 year old is under state care. As for the rest, it's too early to tell, but the future does not look good.

      I personally know way too many bad parents. I see what it does to the kids. I'm going to lay blame where the blame belongs.

  2. Stab wounds... by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Personally, I blame Chris Rock's guns-for-knives program.

    The DA is clearly just an attention whore.

    1. Re:Stab wounds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystander."

    2. Re:Stab wounds... by NanoGator · · Score: 1, Redundant

      "Personally, I blame Chris Rock's guns-for-knives program."

      "I don't think we need gun control. We need bullet control! If a bullet cost five thousand dollars, there'd be no innocent bystanders!"

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    3. Re:Stab wounds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note: This is the same DA who recently gave a press conference to announce that he wasn't going to prosecute Bill Cosby for alleged sexual harassment allegations...

  3. Somebody is stupid... by Suhas · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...and nothing to see here. Move on.

  4. Well atleast its not computer games this time by FidelCatsro · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "I mean, you have many, many stab wounds and those 'Dungeons and Dragons' fantasy games involve swords and knives and daggers and things of that nature. There may be a connection but I can't say for sure."
    ? How the hell did this man get a law degree , Seriously it may have something to do with D&D , though the evidence is um ,well,, if that is all they have to link it to D&D, then may i sugest the motive could have been related to pumping up a football , as that has lots of thrusting motions involved if you use a hand pump.

    On a more serious note , The man obviously has some serious psychological issues of which i have no doubt contributed to these murders , the only reason the D&D link should be brought up is in establishing motive if you want to have the man released to the care of a mental health ward .

    Games do not turn people into psychotic killing machines , they may however shape the style but if it was not the game it would have been some other influence .Jack the ripper was never known to play counter strike ,Charlie manson Never played Mortal kombat.
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    1. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by dasunt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Everyone knows that D&D only caused murders in the 1980s.

      In the 1990s, it was metal music.

      In the post-2000 world, Grand Theft Auto is the cause of all crime.

    2. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How the hell did this man get a law degree

      Don't forget, you're living in a country that encourages its lawyers to twist any legislation available to their advantage (and there is a ton of legislation to choose from), encourages poor standards of education that help guarantee (amongst other things) putting twelve idiots into jury boxes, encourages near-radical anti-anything UnChristian to help whip up the public fervour about such an issue, and also involves a cult of personality surrouding a leader who's putting people with this sort of ideological bent at the TOP of the legal food chain.

      The idiot with the law degree is a symptom of a MUCH bigger problem.

    3. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by FidelCatsro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No im not ;) , Im living in germany and im from Scotland . In Germany we just have dodgy political decisions on baning the posesions of WW2 memorbelia , yet allowing Neo-Nazi scum to march .
      Idiot lawyers though are a world problem , however we have far better safe gaurds against them in civils case's at least.

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    4. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by kamapuaa · · Score: 1
      I don't see what the big deal was. Slashdot loves running these stories, two days ago they mis-construed a story about how the boy made a violent cartoon as being an anti-game statement.

      This is another case where it's poorly applied. The attorney made some vague comments that D&D may have been involved. If they were a bunch of football buddies, he'd say maybe there was football involved. If there was a shower curtain lying around, he'd say maybe there was a shower involved.

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    5. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Andy_R · · Score: 1

      "The idiot with the law degree is a symptom of a MUCH bigger problem."

      as is the idiot with the knife?

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    6. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Fortunately, good old religion never causes people to do strange things like this. If we must restrict by age or ban entirely games, movies and pencil and paper RPGs, then we must ban bibles of every religion as well.

      There are countless recent events where people have directly claimed that religion and/or religious material lead them to the violent acts they took.

      There's the guy who held a gun store up by knife point so he could use the stolen gun to go rescule Terri Schaivo. He said, to the gun store owner, that god was with him and that he was either with god or against him in rescuing Terri.

      Then there's all the people in the last couple of years who have chopped off their children's arms and legs, filled a little girl's stomach full of bleach and then sat on her until she died (for having sex), stoned a girl to death, chained a girl to a treat as punishment for sex and that guy who offed his wife, child and himself because he believed the end is near. All in the name of religion.

      Any time some conservative or religious nutcase tries to tell you all of these other things must be controlled, suggest to him that the same applies to his own propaganda and that he should settle up his own house before hypocritically lobbing grenades into the camp of others.

    7. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      Why stop there?

      Socrates it was telling stories to children (He was jailed and arguably 'killed' for that)

      Then plays were blamed (children acting out/seeing fictional violence? But how can they tell the difference?!) I can't for the life of me remember who famously received criticism for that - Demosomeone.

    8. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Alsee · · Score: 5, Funny

      In the 2010's Scrabble will be the cause of all sorts of crime.

      District attorney Duce Dastor: I mean, we got this ransom note, and those 'Scrabble' games involve words and letters and vowels and things of that nature. There may be a connection but I can't say for sure.

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    9. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Demosthenes?

    10. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...

      Pot, kettle, black.

    11. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by mjpaci · · Score: 2, Funny

      Back in 2000 or 2001 a man by the name of Mucko took a couple of guns to work and killed 7, I think, of his co-workers. A couple of days later, the Boston Herald had a story about the investigation and what police found at his apartment:

      Books on depression
      Medication for various mental disorders ... ... ... ...and Dungeons and Dragons books.

      They didn't go so far as to SAY there was a connection to the killings, but they were kind of pulling you in that direction.

      THE MAN IS A NERD! OF COURSE HE HAD D&D STUFF.

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    12. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Alsee · · Score: 4, Informative

      Seriously it may have something to do with D&D

      Nope, it almost certainly isn't D&D.

      Here is a second source for the story. Philadelphia Inquirer.

      Many of Still's friends, including Eichinger, were also involved in "role-playing games" that are like the Dungeons & Dragons game.

      Games like D&D. Wording that almost certainly means that they did not play D&D. Anyone want to wager on whether the RPG they were playing didn't even revolve around swords and knives? Perhaps a game more focused on laser pistols and blasters or something? Chuckle.

      Of course his homicidal motivation was obviously caused by D&D...

      Eichinger allegedly killed Still for the same reasons that motivated him to murder Heather Greaves, his former coworker at an Upper Merion Acme, prosecutors said - he had wanted a romantic relationship but had been rejected.
      "And he was jealous because they had other boyfriends," Castor said.


      Yep, damn RPGs and all that sex. Chuckle.

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    13. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by jim_redwagon · · Score: 1

      Yes, because the guy with the law degree will use every trick and loophole he (or she) knows to get the idiot with the knife off. Leaving the idiot with the knife off to possibly harm someone else.

      The above views are mine and mine alone, please do not issue a C&D order against anyone who may assist in the dissemination of said views. However, this view is not Copyrighted, so please, use it if you share it. ;-)

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    14. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      HOWTO fuck with school:
      • Stab someone. Say you were inspired by history lessons.
      • Poison someone. SDay you were inspired by biology lessons.
      • Blow someone up. Say you learned it in chemistry
      • etc.
    15. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by grub · · Score: 1


      Well said. I'm convinced that having unwavering belief in supernatural things is a sign of mental illness. That includes religion. Otherwise intelligent people throw away all higher though when it comes to that mind-rotting garbage.

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    16. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A) The idiot with the law degree in this scenario is the Assistant District Attorney. That means that he's trying to convict the idiot with the knife.

      B) Defense Attorneys don't use "tricks and loopholes," they use the law. Your retarded attitude is more of a problem than the vast number of lawyers. You would prefer trial by combat perhaps?

      C) The idiot with the keyboard is you.

    17. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Megane · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the shooting last month at a hotel where an apocalyptist christian group was having a conference. Six plus the shooter himself. Yep, religion turns people into mass-murderers. Never mind that the guy was crazy to begin with.

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    18. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I guess I'm a sucker for trolls, but here it goes...

      Religion doesn't cause erratic or neurotic behavior. In the first case, that person had something wrong with him in the first place. He let his emotions of sympathy get the best of his rationality.

      Punishment for sex is usually an islamic practice from what I have read and seen, and it is typically associated with religious justification, but people created those extreme interpretations of religious texts. People tend to carry things too far in the name of religion, and it gives religion a bad wrap. I mean really, most religion is all about worship, not ritualistic killings and forking out punishments. People are the problems in your extreme examples.

      And "conservative or religious nutcases" aren't the only ones behind this sort of irrational thought. These people are misinformed, or they're being reported to get a rise out of you. Inform the masses if you're so pissed, don't blame it on a subset of people who aren't wholly responsible. Liberals have emotions too.

    19. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Haeleth · · Score: 3, Funny

      How the hell did this man get a law degree?

      You must have a really good spam filter, if you can't even hazard a guess.

    20. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Really? I've heard that feelings of spirituality are a NORMAL thing, something that occurs naturally in the brain. The difference is whether you get the feeling from staring at the stars and getting that feeling of insignificance from being so small, or if you get it from looking at a cross and thinking about a guy suffering for your happiness, or if you think about being born 30 more times before reaching everlasting happiness.

    21. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by grub · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Superstition is the lazy way out of reason. I get that insignificant feeling when looking at the stars through my telescope, that doesn't lead me to believe that there's an invisible man deciding the fate of all those points of light.

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    22. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by agraupe · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't believe that entirely. I will say, however, that organized religion is a clusterfuck of insanity. I think that if you work it out for yourself, you should be free to believe in whatever you have found. I suppose that qualifies as spirituality more than religion, though. Spirituality, I have no trouble with, unless it causes you to do stupid, irrational things. Religion is, as Marx said, "the opiate of the masses."

    23. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by rmccann · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I read a very good article about violence and computer games. It mentioned that throughout the last centuary there has always been somethat that is corrupting tht youth. First cinema in 1920s, then comic books in the 1950s, etc..

    24. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the 2010's Scrabble will be the cause of all sorts of crime.

      i can seriously believe that this could be true.

      i mean you can't seriously think that you can get away with looking up my 'z' word in the scrabble dictionary, saying it's not allowed and then using a word that you read listed there that you have never heard before and have no idea what it means and say it's a fair move. i mean that's complete bullshit. hell it should be a crime in of itself. if i hadn't won that game (by one point) there would have been some serious consequences.

      and don't even get me started about monopoly.

    25. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, damn RPGs and all that sex. Chuckle

      if there are girls there i want to doooo themmmm... ...and if i get rejected violently stab them to death...

    26. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by theMerovingian · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Hmmm... I am both a Christian and a video gamer/D&D player. That stuff is just inane fun, and it only adversely affects people who have trouble distinguishing fiction from reality. I can guarantee there have been crazy people willing to kill, steal, rape, and commit heinous crimes LONG before the advent of RPG's. To assume otherwise is a logical fallacy.

      In the same vein, some of these very same crazy people mentally associate themselves with the forms of religion. Jesus even said that there is a parallel between the amount we forgive others, and the amount that God forgives us. Obviously it is not scripturally accurate to kill or steal with a perverse notion of social justice.

      I guess with this long-winded reply that no one will probably read, I'm just saying that certain people are willing to commit violent crimes, and will make up reasons to justify it in their head.

      Ultimately, the best we can do as a society is to raise our children well, help those in poverty, and make sure that our prison system is focused on reform and individual improvements rather than simple incarceration.

      It makes me sick to see people treat others so poorly, and you are right to be horrified at these violent crimes. It is in no way keeping with the teachings or life of Jesus, and in fact Jesus would be among the first to condemn such actions.

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    27. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by ABaumann · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, wasn't that what was happening back in Jesus' time? You had the religious leaders condemning anyone and everyone. Jesus came along and said, "You're all screwed up and need help. If you loved me, you'd try not to do anything to make me sad, but hey, I understand nobody's perfect ...except for me."

      Expected troll:
      Something along the line of "yeah, those fictional characters rock." (Although Jesus's existance and history have been backed by many sources. The only disparate part is whether or not he was ressurected.)

    28. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Creepy · · Score: 2, Funny

      no, D&D only caused mass suicides in the 1980s - murders by goth cults didn't happen until the 1990s.

      Heavy metal has been the primary source of murder since the 1970s - we all know that Lemmy of Motorhead himself kills 100-200 every concert and his roadies work in conjuction with the CIA and Jimmy Hoffa to cover it up by donating all the spilt blood and bodies to GWAR. Violent video games are the source of all murder, especially if they have a metal soundtrack - like that Prince of Persia, Warrior Within game. GTA isn't the only cause of theft - you can't forget games like Thief, a game that also promotes diabolism. GTA is pure evil, as your main character fornicates with unchaste women and then shoots, and even depicts pre-marital sex, a horrific act that constitutes stiff $5 fines and/or 90 days in jail in some states with powerful and moral blue laws. Its also a well known fact that Osama bin Laden has an underground bunker where his minions play video games and D&D and listen to a mix of heavy metal and country music to harden them to their homicidal and suicidal cause.

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    29. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Deagol · · Score: 1

      Hit Google and Amazon for reviews of the book "The God Gene". There's a public radio show called Radio West (produced here in Utah) that did an interview with the author in the last few months (archive of shows available online). An interesting thesis, much like the one you bring up.

    30. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Admiral+Ackbar+8 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Any time some conservative or religious nutcase

      Oh wait! This just in, there are liberal nutcases too: Hillary Clinton bashes GTA

      ... and I quote: "Children are playing a game that encourages them to have sex with prostitutes and then murder them. This is a silent epidemic of media desensitisation that teaches kids it's OK to diss people because they are a woman, they're a different color or they're from a different place."

    31. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Deagol · · Score: 1
      Poison someone. SDay you were inspired by biology lessons.

      Even better, blame it on Shakespeare. Lots of poison in Shakespeare.

    32. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by brkello · · Score: 1

      I really agree with your post (mostly). I just think that in most cases, a person who kills because of D&D is mentally messed up. On the other hand, I think there are a lot of normal people in history who have killed over religion. I don't argue that Jesus would comdemn the killing...just that religion is very powerful. It can make a bad man good, but it can also make good men do horrible horrible things in the name of their God. That's why it is scary having a president who is unable to make choices on his own. Rather than make choices that are best for America, he makes choices based on his religion, and that isn't how it should be. As an example, I believe that all good looking women should throw themselves at me. Just because I believe that, doesn't give me the right to make a constitutional ammendment that says all good looking women should throw themselves at me.

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    33. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Ayaress · · Score: 1

      It was happening long before that, as well. The Old Testament covers some of the holy wars of Israel's early history.

      As long as there have been two human males on the planet, they've been trying to kill one another over land, food, sex, or just because.

    34. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by theMerovingian · · Score: 1


      Making legal decisions based on scripture is a thorny issue... you'd probably be interested in this Colorado supreme court decision about the influence of the bible on a death penalty case (see here for news article and here for the court's opinion). I personally agree with the two dissenting justices, that the bible is a valid part of the individual person's moral code. Obviously, some would disagree on this issue - but it's an interesting subject for debate nonetheless.

      It's been my personal experience that the most stereotypically "fundamental" Christians spend very little time reading the bible. Instead, they seem to feed off this warped socially conservative culture that has developed in American society. Jesus said that "the traditions of men nullify the word of God"... meaning that bad things happen when people supplant the actual word of God with their personal social or cultural traditions.

      Most of what is labeled as "Christianity" in our modern culture simply isn't. I encourage you to look past all the goofy Jerry Falwell conservative stereotypes, and read the bible with a fresh perspective.

      Read the book of 1st John in the new testament, and if you like that read the gospel of John. Those two books should give you a good understanding of what Christianity is all about, straight from the horse's mouth.

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    35. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1

      No, Socrates. He was leading the youth of Athens astray, or some such.

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    36. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Ioldanach · · Score: 1
      Even better, blame it on Shakespeare. Lots of poison in Shakespeare.

      No, nobody would believe you. Shakespeare's "classic".

    37. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Deagol · · Score: 1

      So would using v1 or v2 D&D books/rules count as "classic"?

    38. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by jim_redwagon · · Score: 1

      I never said the ADA wasn't an idiot, to try to base someone's actions on the games they play can be described at least as moronic.

      What Would you say if the defense attorney used that as his defense? or is it just because the prosecution used it, it was idiotic? but defense use would make it law? I'm sure the defense lawyer is pissed he didn't get to think of it first! 'I'm sorry your honor, but my client is innocent. His mental capacity was diminished due to his total immersion in the world of Dungeons and Dragons.'

      Why hide behind Anonymous Coward? or is it just that's all you are? a coward? or do you feel your point is more valid because you call people names?

      as to what i would prefer... I would prefer people taking responsibility for their actions! You do something illegal and wrong? Serve the time! Don't try to avoid it, don't waste taxpayer money prosecuting you. Be an adult, accept responsibility!

      But what do I know, I'm just an idiot.

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    39. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by UberGeeb · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Religion doesn't cause erratic or neurotic behavior. In the first case, that person had something wrong with him in the first place. He let his emotions of sympathy get the best of his rationality.

      Of course. But, the point is, D&D doesn't cause erratic or neurotic behavior either. And, the same non-causal arguments that are used to implicate D&D, video games, whatever can also be used to implicate religion.

    40. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sad fact is that of all the major religions out there, Protestant Christians are by far the least educated about their own religion. Catholics and Episcopalians have a formal Confirmation process involving study and research into their religions. Jewish people, Muslims, they have a similar formalized process as well. Buddhism favors pilgrimage, where practitioners travel to holy places to meditate and study.

      Meanwhile, Baptists, Methodists, etc. send their kids to Sunday School. Maybe 1% of those will go on to study Christian Theology in college. 5% might know about the existance a confirmation process for their religion (most because they heard a Catholic friend talking about it and was curious enough to find out on their own), a tiny handful of those will actually study and perform confirmation, the rest will continue going to church on Sunday to sing songs and listen to whatever the preacher tells them, and they'll continue sending their kids to Sunday School.

      Of course, Christianity becoming embedded in popular culture doesn't help, after all, everyone (but the Greek Orthodoxy) knows Jesus rose from his grave last weekend to bring us all colored eggs and chocolate, and that God brought Jesus into our world so that we can buy expensive gifts for each other and keep the Holy Capitalism afloat. We get drunk for Saint Patrick's day and fuck anything that moves for Saint Valentine's day (or make those who have no one to fuck feel miserable).

    41. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by m50d · · Score: 1

      Replace "Religion" with "Video games" in that post and it makes even more sense.

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    42. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by qurk · · Score: 1

      Perhaps trial in the form of the frog-people courts in Frank Herbert's "The Dosadi Experiment" and "Whipping Star". The losing lawyer always meets a cruel and disgusting death, if I remember correctly!

    43. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the lawyer that "won" was ripped to shreds in the street.

    44. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hillary is just trying to apear to be "reaching out" to the conservatives so she can make a run at the White House.

    45. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

      I'm convinced that having unwavering belief that a certain philosophy is a sign of mental ilness and/or completely wrong is extremely prejudiced and the sure sign of someone who can't accept others' beliefs.

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    46. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1

      No im not ;) , Im living in germany and im from Scotland . In Germany we just have dodgy political decisions on baning the posesions of WW2 memorbelia , yet allowing Neo-Nazi scum to march .

      Which reminds me of this. Owning WW2 memorobilia is against the law, but they're gonna let a game featuring Nazis be published? Are games all games where you kill Nazis allowed?

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    47. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by grub · · Score: 1

      Way to not address what I said. Owww... he used my line against me.

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    48. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1


      B) Defense Attorneys don't use "tricks and loopholes," they use the law. Your retarded attitude is more of a problem than the vast number of lawyers. You would prefer trial by combat perhaps?


      Yes. *cue Mortal Combat music*

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    49. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1
      Liberals have emotions too.

      I thought that was the only thing they have!




      Just kidding!

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    50. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1

      You heard it here first, folks. A vote for the Hildebeast is a vote for censorship of videogames.

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    51. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1

      Hillary is just trying to apear to be "reaching out" to the conservatives so she can make a run at the White House.

      *sigh* This is what I hate about politics. Everything gets turned into a black-and-white issue. Conservatives vs. liberals. The truth is, there are people who believe in censorship on both sides of the aisle. We should call them what they are: statists and reactionaries. The old "conservative" and "liberal" labels just don't cut it anymore.

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    52. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Not-a-Neg · · Score: 1
      "I mean, you have many, many stab wounds and those 'Dungeons and Dragons' fantasy games involve swords and knives and daggers and things of that nature. There may be a connection but I can't say for sure."

      The makers of D&D should sue the person that made that statement for slander.

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    53. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Socrates was sentenced to death for critizing the government of Athens. His students attempted to convince him to flee, but that would have run counter to the principles he was trying to teach.

    54. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm convinced that having unwavering belief that a certain philosophy is a sign of mental ilness and/or completely wrong is extremely prejudiced and the sure sign of someone who can't accept others' beliefs.

      Accepting someone else's belief does not preclude you from thinking that they are a complete idiot for beliveiving it.

      BTW, I think you're a complete idiot.

    55. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as there have been two human males on the planet

      Right, because women are incapable of violence. ::rolls eyes::

    56. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, wasn't that what was happening back in Jesus' time?

      Yeah, and a bunch of violent crazy fuckers nailed that fucker to a tree!

    57. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 1

      If you read Plato's "Apology", the actual charge leveled by Meletus was that he had "corrupted the youth" by impiety - not worshipping the gods of the city. You can read more in the works of Xenophon.

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    58. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      I was trying to sell a copy of Return to Castle wolfenstein over ebay.de a few weeks back , gues what hapend ,,, the artical got pulled with little to no explination , other than it could of got into the hand of children .
      You can not buy that game easily

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    59. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      only a first edition print ..

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    60. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1

      Hmm...

      Why don't you list it on ebay as "that which shall not be named"? Then you just have to advertise it in a safe place, like Slashdot or a German gaming forum.

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    61. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by illumina+us · · Score: 1
      Really? I've heard that feelings of spirituality are a NORMAL thing, something that occurs naturally in the brain. If by NORMAL and naturally you mean having your temporal lobes affected by disruptions in electro-magnetic fields around you, and specifically around your temporal lobes then yes. That is, after all, what causes these feelings fo spirituality and other things of that nature.
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    62. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Kuro-Bishounen · · Score: 1

      At least with Trial by Combat you can see who is taking advantage of the rules.

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    63. Re:Well atleast its not computer games this time by Ayaress · · Score: 1

      There's a major difference, though. First off, there are virtually no female murderers before the industrial revolution, and it goes down the farther back you go. Also, of those that there have been, the vast majority are murderers that people can sympathise with. They had a reason to kill, even if it may not justify killing, it was certainly a good reason to be very angry. Men, on the other hand, who have nothing going against them in life have been known to kill people over a pair of shoes.

  5. It's a goddamn form of expression by bersl2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Had this person not been exposed to D&D, he would have expressed his wish to kill in some other way.

    I can't quite refine this one, but: If one has natural musical talent but no formal training and no wide exposure to many different forms of expression, one will make music according to pre-existing patterns and experimentation.

    Is this example not similar?

    1. Re:It's a goddamn form of expression by FidelCatsro · · Score: 4, Funny

      Karma be dammed

      Roll 3 d 6 : 14 or higher to go on a killing spree :: You rolled 6 add to that your previous pyschotic dispostion modifier of +20 for a score of 26 , pass lunacy check . You go nuts and go stab a bunch of people.

      Obviously this lawyer never played D&D

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    2. Re:It's a goddamn form of expression by qbushido · · Score: 1

      my thoughts almost exactly, obviously these people were not playing 2nd edition rules or this never would have happened. Its actually AD&D 3rd editions fault for eliminating THAC0.

    3. Re:It's a goddamn form of expression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should never have eliminated THACO , as now were stuck with CHOWBOYNEIL

    4. Re:It's a goddamn form of expression by -kertrats- · · Score: 1

      But then the roll is meaningless, since the modifier is already enough to...oh...

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    5. Re:It's a goddamn form of expression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the guy snaps because the object of his lust already has a boyfriend, and he grabs the nearest weapon and it happens to be a knife because he played (a roleplaying game like) D&D? If he had never heard of D&D, he'd still have grabbed the knife! If he had been a Quake player, would the knife have been magically replaced with a rocket launcher? A stolen corvette for GTA? Maybe a lead pipe for Clue?

      If we want to talk about refined talent, show me a gamer who forged his own longsword +5 vs. fucker-who-stole-my-girlfriend and proceeded to stab the guy repeatedly with that. Then I'd say "yeah, there's clearly a connection here". Until then, grabbing the first knife from the kitchen knife block doesn't quite "cut it".

    6. Re:It's a goddamn form of expression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey wait a min. My +3 Kitchen Knife of Turkey Carving is pretty darn good.

  6. Where, PA? by Kris_J · · Score: 4, Funny

    "King of Prussia, PA" -- is that a real town? And here I was thinking that "Medieval England, Iowa" was just a lame joke. Now I'm thinking of getting an atlas...

    1. Re:Where, PA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost%2C_Scotland The village of Lost on the west cost of Scotland , i was there a while back and got a call on my mobile which was fun "where are you " "Lost" "lost where" "Cairngorms" "What you doing there , did you ski off the range and lose your way" "no im in Lost ,driving through it" "Oh" .
      So its not the only place to have odd names

      You have to wonder though , if places like "King of Prussia" in PA?(whats PA ? packistan) were named by odd geeks

    2. Re:Where, PA? by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's the true reason for his killing spree: his town has a stupid name.

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    3. Re:Where, PA? by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Maybe that's the true reason for his killing spree: his town has a stupid name." ... said Zork the Almighty.

      ;)

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    4. Re:Where, PA? by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, didn't you know? It's near "Prince of Persia, PA"

    5. Re:Where, PA? by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      ...damn :)

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    6. Re:Where, PA? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      Hehe. I guess I shouldn't be talking. Over the years, a lot of people read my nickname and thought 'gator' meant penis.

      Damn I can't wait for new material.

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    7. Re:Where, PA? by ZosX · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yes it is in Pennsylvania, amonst many other towns, including the infamous Intercourse, PA, Blue Ball, PA, Beaverdale, PA, Manda Gap, PA, Scalp Level, PA, Stalker, PA and Burning Well, PA. I'm sure there are more funny names around the state. Still not as bad as Gaysport, OH and Businessburg, OH. Let us not forget Why, AZ, Cadillac, FL, Energy, IL, Normal, IL, Sac City, IA, Zook, KS, Cadillac, KY, Ordinary, KY, Hazard, KY, Christmas, MI, Gay, MI, Hell, MI, Nirvanna, MI, Paradise, MI, Askew, MS, Hot Coffee, MS, Competition, MO, Novelty, MO, Flying H, NM, Truth Or Consequences, NM, Weed, NM, Kill Devil Hills, NC, Can do, ND, Happyland, OK, Boring, OR, Half.com, OR, North, SC, Gayville, SD, Mud Butte, SD, Bushland, TX, Earth, TX, Gun Barrel City, TX, Needmore, TX, Tiki Island, TX, Study Butte, TX, Telegraph, TX, Best, TX, Boston, TX, Old Boston, TX, New Boston, TX, Index, WA, Ruff Starbuck, WA, Walla Walla, WA, Acme, WV, Friendly, WV, Odd, WV, or Sod, WV.

      If you are too lazy to google for information and such.

    8. Re:Where, PA? by Zachary+Kessin · · Score: 1

      There is also "Mars Pa" A friend of mine's mom is from there. So she really can say that her mom's from mars.

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    9. Re:Where, PA? by j0nb0y · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Middlesex, PA!

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    10. Re:Where, PA? by jesuscash · · Score: 1

      I thought it was fake when I first heard of it. Esspecially since it was part of Weird Tales' mailing address: 123 Crooked Lane King of Prussia, PA 19406-2570 If you look it up, it's an actual address.

    11. Re:Where, PA? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Christmas, MI, Gay, MI, Hell, MI, Nirvanna, MI, Paradise, MI

      Gay, MI, was named at a point in time where "gay" meant "happy", and didn't have its current connotations.

      And, yes, Hell does occasionally freeze over here. They televised it once...

    12. Re:Where, PA? by QMO · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the town called Rio Grande.
      In the middle of Ohio.
      (When they applied to the USPS for the name way back when it was supposed to be a joke, but the USPS didn't have the required sense of humor, so they got stuck with it.)

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    13. Re:Where, PA? by Slashdot+Junky · · Score: 1

      KofP is outside Philly. I attended some training there for work several years back.

      -Slashdot Junky

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    14. Re:Where, PA? by Jorkapp · · Score: 1

      And, yes, Hell does occasionally freeze over here. They televised it once...

      Yes, they televised the Toronto Maple Leafs winning the cup back in the 1950's. I think they learned their lesson though.

      *dodges brick*

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    15. Re:Where, PA? by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

      yep, notorious throughout the state for having a big damn shopping mall and not much else really. (in their defense, it really is a gigantic mall)

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    16. Re:Where, PA? by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      Sac City is named after an Indian tribe (http://www.saccity.org/history.html) so that doesn't quite make it as funny as the rest.

      You should be picking on Vedic City (http://maharishivediccity.net/) - the place where we keep all the oddballs in Iowa (with the exception of the legislature, of course).

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    17. Re:Where, PA? by Masami+Eiri · · Score: 1

      Yeah, right outside of Philly. Has one of the biggest malls in the region, and by extension, one of the busiest Turnpike exits too.

    18. Re:Where, PA? by oliana · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm from Normal, IL you insensitive clod!

      Normal, it's across the street from Bloomington. The street's name? Why, Division St., of course.

      I spent the first 12 years of my life in Normal. Then we moved about a mile outside of Normal. So, yeah, I've lived in Normal and the outskirts of Normal, what's your point?

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    19. Re:Where, PA? by russellh · · Score: 1

      Yes. I live not far away. it's basically a megamall, about 3.5 million square feet of leaseable space. There is an Apple store. The famous Xanadu project spent some time in a nearby apartment. The story goes that the area was named King of Prussia after a well known tavern, which was named to honor frederick the great, the king of prussia, having some relationship to the american war for independence.

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    20. Re:Where, PA? by reverseengineer · · Score: 1

      Heh, I'm orginally from Bloomington, IL, which I guess made me pretty close to Normal (sorry). It's worth noting that there's also a (very) small town in Illinois named Oblong, which once led the fantastic newspaper headline "Normal Man Weds Oblong Woman."

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    21. Re:Where, PA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Middlesex, PA!

      That's named after the English county, which itself is named for the Middle Saxons, so called because they lived between the East Saxons (Essex), the West Saxons (Wessex), and the South Saxons (Sussex). For There weren't any North Saxons - the area to the north was occupied by Angles.

    22. Re:Where, PA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "King of Prussia, PA" -- is that a real town?

      Yep. Its former name is actually more well known from the history books: Valley Forge. The name never actually applied to the town though, it was just common then to refer to towns by the names of the local geography.

    23. Re:Where, PA? by j0nb0y · · Score: 1

      Wow, you sure do know a lot about Middlesex.

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    24. Re:Where, PA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot one of my favorites: Vulcan, MI

    25. Re:Where, PA? by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Fly, OH.

    26. Re:Where, PA? by emilymildew · · Score: 1

      Which is not far from Moon Township.

    27. Re:Where, PA? by FLEB · · Score: 1

      And, yes, Hell does occasionally freeze over here. They televised it once...

      It's Michigan... everything freezes over. I'm just glad I don't live near Hell. After the thousandth or so dumb pun on the name of that town, they'd probably go and blame my dumb-tourist-stabbing spree on D&D.

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    28. Re:Where, PA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whats PA ? packistan

      Pennsylvania, Penn's Woods, you ignorant hippy

    29. Re:Where, PA? by ostermei · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Santa Claus, IN! Located, according to Google, on the shores of Christmas Lake.

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    30. Re:Where, PA? by KevinKnSC · · Score: 1

      What about Intercourse, PA? They even sell t-shirts with the slogan "I love Intercourse."

    31. Re:Where, PA? by InfoVore · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Enigma, GA. Also Raton, NM. Raton is spanish for 'Rat'.

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    32. Re:Where, PA? by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Raton is actually mouse in Spanish - it's one of the maybe 150 words I know in that language. Rat is just rat :)

      Speaking of Raton, Boca Raton, FLA is literally "mouse mouth" (reversing the words to work in English) but I've been told it means a mouse hole (and actually refers to a small cove ships used for shelter).

      I personally like a couple of northern Minnesota cities - Castle Danger and Embarrass.

    33. Re:Where, PA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Climax, MI. I can't drive past the exit without making noises that embarrass any passengers with me.

    34. Re:Where, PA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live near Gay and Christmas Mi! Both are small little towns. Anyone on /. go to MTU?

    35. Re:Where, PA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also a Gay, GA. Of course you mentioned a Gay in another state, but this one is significant due to the fact that they have a yearly craft festival called the Gay Fair.

    36. Re:Where, PA? by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1

      How on earth could you have left out French Lick, IN?

    37. Re:Where, PA? by justforaday · · Score: 1

      And let's not forget that Taft, CA was once named Moron...

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    38. Re:Where, PA? by InfoVore · · Score: 1

      You're right. Its been a while since my college spanish.

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    39. Re:Where, PA? by drewmca · · Score: 1

      Let us not forget my personal favorite, Bird in Hand PA.

      Also, let us not disrespect King of Prussia, home to the formerly largest mall in the world.

    40. Re:Where, PA? by jmole · · Score: 1

      Yes there is a King of Prussia, PA, I work there as a computer engineer. It is part of the suburbs outside Philadelphia and it is practically a very large business and industrial center. Tech related companies like Unisys, Boeing, Lockheed Martin, all have buildings there along with major banks like Citizens, Bank of America, etc. There is also the King of Prussia Mall, which is very popular in the Philadelphia area.

    41. Re:Where, PA? by jmole · · Score: 1

      I live in an area near King of Prussia, which make up the suburbs of Philadelphia. Most of the township names are taken from England because the area had seen some action back in the Revolutionary War days. For instance, other townships besides the King of Prussia are near it are: Buckingham, Warminster, Warrington, Warwick, Jamison, South Hampton, North Wales, etc. etc.

    42. Re:Where, PA? by Cecil · · Score: 1

      Newfoundland has lots of funny town names. I refer you to the lyrics for Arrogant Worms - A Night On Dildo.

    43. Re:Where, PA? by Westacular · · Score: 1

      ...which is both the falling-deaths and metal-spike-traps capital of the USA.

    44. Re:Where, PA? by mink · · Score: 1

      And lovely Flushing County Ohio. I cant remember where Fly is but I think it's an Ohio city.

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    45. Re:Where, PA? by Hedonist23 · · Score: 1
      As someone who grew up just ten minutes away from Gayville, South Dakota, I can tell you that they have a sign, complete with a rainbow on it, that proclaims the town as the "hay capital of the world." Guess how many times the "h" in that sign got changed. Sadly, guess how many times I was the culprit. SIgh, I miss good old stupid high school times.

      hed.

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    46. Re:Where, PA? by Puff+Daddy · · Score: 1
      There weren't any North Saxons - the area to the north was occupied by Angles.
      They only called themselves Angles so that they wouldn't have to call their county Nosex.
    47. Re:Where, PA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a name I haven't heard in a long time. I lived in Hopewell township right next to Moon when I was in Jr. High.

    48. Re:Where, PA? by BeigeOtaku · · Score: 1

      I have a friend in PA - to get to his house I have to drive through Mount Bethel and Bangor. This tends to be more amusing when you say it aloud - and you're drunk.

    49. Re:Where, PA? by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 0

      There was a similar headline in England which read "Ugley man marries Nasty woman" :)

    50. Re:Where, PA? by Kuro-Bishounen · · Score: 1

      The 'Norfolk'which rounds out the compass points nicely.

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    51. Re:Where, PA? by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      Hazard, KY

      You misspelled "Hazzard".

    52. Re:Where, PA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pwned.

    53. Re:Where, PA? by J.+T.+MacLeod · · Score: 1

      My favorite is from near my hometown: It, MS.

      As an old lady in a documentary said, "This is It."

    54. Re:Where, PA? by cableshaft · · Score: 1

      I spent the first 23 years of my life in Bloomington-Normal (21 in Bloomington, 2 in Normal). Division isn't much of a divider for the cities anymore though, Vernon is.

      Normal really is a pretty normal town though, from what I've seen. It suits the name just fine.

      I'm glad I escaped the B-N trap, though. Too many people come to town for school, find jobs at State Farm, and never leave. I finally took the initiative to get the hell out, though.

      That's odd that there are several people from the area who decided to reply to the post, though.

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  7. Reno 911 by riceslimbo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone's gonna post these, might as well get it out of the way:

    boots of escaping

    axe scuffle

    1. Re:Reno 911 by theMerovingian · · Score: 1


      Thanks for that, you just immeasurably improved my day with those links :)

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  8. I hope its true... by zappepcs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If they prove his bad morals are because of D&D, then maybe they can link bad teeth or eyesight to some other source and my insurance will have to pay for corrective actions, after suing the appropriate game maker?

  9. Not Surprising by TiredGamer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It was only a matter of time before D&D became a target again for those looking for reasons for homicidal mania... other than the person being a homicidal maniac. Perhaps the same lawyer going after Rockstar will start a new suit against Wizards of the Coast for the families of the deceased individuals. Somewhere in the shadows I can hear Jack Chick cackling...

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    1. Re:Not Surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was only a matter of time? Where have you been for the last 20 years?

  10. Yet another D&D tragedy (old) by Dark+Coder · · Score: 2, Informative

    Remember Dallas Egbert?

    http://ptgptb.org/0006/egbert.html

  11. Not so fast!! by NanoGator · · Score: 0

    It could have been Braveheart!!

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  12. Other causes of death by Anusien · · Score: 1

    So if I shoot you it's because I played Doom, and if I stab you it's because I play D&D. What about: Fists and feet Piano Wire Strangulation/Suffocation Drowning Starvation Food poisoning

    1. Re:Other causes of death by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      Tom and Jerry, The Simpsons, and shopping on Sunday ?

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    2. Re:Other causes of death by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny

      "What about: Fists and feet Piano Wire Strangulation/Suffocation Drowning Starvation Food poisoning"

      Well, if they looked at your hard-drive, they'd probably assume porn.

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    3. Re:Other causes of death by dasunt · · Score: 4, Funny
      So if I shoot you it's because I played Doom, and if I stab you it's because I play D&D. What about: Fists and feet Piano Wire Strangulation/Suffocation Drowning Starvation Food poisoning

      Nethack.

    4. Re:Other causes of death by Atomizer · · Score: 1

      Now I finally get it. Tubgirl is Food Poisoning porn.

    5. Re:Other causes of death by Repton · · Score: 1

      Hmm, you can die of strangulation in Nethack if you wear the wrong amulet ... Apparently you can also die of suffocation --- not sure what triggers this... Squeezed to death by a ; maybe?

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    6. Re:Other causes of death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget jumping on someone's head.

  13. D20 roll.... SUCCESS by mcmanzi · · Score: 2, Funny

    You Bastard!

    I'll kill you!

    ... wait... I must consult my dice for my next move.

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  14. King of Prussa? by mcmanzi · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought Prussa dissolved? Aren't we calling it Poland these days?

    and who are you then?

    I am your King

    well I didn't vote for you...

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    1. Re:King of Prussa? by NinjaFarmer · · Score: 0

      Don't blame me, I voted for King Steve

    2. Re:King of Prussa? by sharkey · · Score: 1
      I thought Prussa dissolved?

      Perhaps you are mistaken. Just catch the next Autogyro to Prussia, and you'll be able to find out for sure.

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    3. Re:King of Prussa? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't we calling it Poland these days?

      Prussia was an eastern part of the Holy Roman Empire (what is now Germany and some other parts of central Europe). East Prussia was named for a region conquered by the Teutonic Knights (originally from Prussia). After World War II, East Prussia became part of Poland, however most of Poland was always named after the people that lived there the Pols. I'm skipping a whole lot of history that most US history teachers don't bother to cover, but no Prussia != Poland.

  15. seems that... by dunkelfalke · · Score: 3, Funny

    seems that [SA]HatfulOfHollow has what he wanted at last.

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    1. Re:seems that... by FirienFirien · · Score: 1

      I don't know what's worse, that you made that comment or that I got it ;-)

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  16. Could Passion of the Christ cause stabbings? by MilenCent · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean, the violence in D&D is typically glossed over (some might say to its detrement -- barbarian heroes don't seem to live up to their Conanic legacy without rivers of gore to wade through). You roll. You hit. You kill the monster or it kills you. The survivors gets on with their lives. Not a lot of description going on, when it comes to combat.

    Now The Passion of the Christ... there you have some violence! And no matter how you couch it, as being history, religion, passion play, statement of faith, what have you, it cannot be denied that it presents its violent images much more vividly than any DM ever did. If you buy into the watching-violence-causes-violence thing, then it seems obvious that it undoubtedly causes more RL violent behavior than D&D does. (And kids do watch it -- sometimes at parental behest!)

    When is a lawyer going to come out and say that stabbings may be caused by Mel Gibson movies, is what I'd like to know.

    1. Re:Could Passion of the Christ cause stabbings? by QMO · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Quote: "If you buy into the watching-violence-causes-violence thing"

      What amazes me is that many people believe that what we watch DOESN'T affect us.

      If only there were real, irrefutable, evidence of that then television, radio, newspapers, and internet would cease to exist as we know them.

      The fact is that there is plenty of very good evidence that what we see/hear/read affects us. That's why you can make HUGE amounts of money by advertising. It would be irrational (IMO) to believe that what we see affects us only in how we spend, and not in our other behaviors.

      Note that this doesn't place the blame for bad behavior (or the praise for good behavior) on the people that create stuff for us to see/hear/read. (ie. It's not my fault if you kick the dog after reading this.)

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    2. Re:Could Passion of the Christ cause stabbings? by faloi · · Score: 1

      We can blame suicides on Lethal Weapon movies, random spearings (although I don't know how many people are killed with spears in the US these days) on Passion of the Christ. Gun violence and road rage on the Mad Max movies. We can blame it all on Mel Gibson. And then the atheists can blame it all on religion because Mel Gibson has religious beliefs! It's even better than a trifecta!

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    3. Re:Could Passion of the Christ cause stabbings? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      With one slight difference. The pain inflicted was not portrayed as being a good thing. It was portrayed as being done by evil men. Violence in other movies and games are glorified.

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    4. Re:Could Passion of the Christ cause stabbings? by [cx] · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ironically back then, Jesus was viewed by many of the Roman populace as being an evil man and a bad influence for the people. He was killed, many rejoiced, and many still do.

      I for one could care less, if God was my dad and he let me die, that would be the end of our long talks.

      And as for violence being glorified, try the news, one minute, "Your Army Needs You!", next minute, boom! There goes some new recruits!

      Video games if any put a comedic spin on violence, making it family fun. Jesus would get more of a kick out of video games than he would out of that Mel Gibson movie.

      How can you say Jesus wouldn't enjoy the 5 star cops rating in GTA?

      I think you don't know Jesus!

      [cx]

    5. Re:Could Passion of the Christ cause stabbings? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      I think you are going on about things that have nothing to do with what I posted. I simply pointed out the fundamental flaw in the great-grandparent post. You are trying to bring up religion. Get over it.

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    6. Re:Could Passion of the Christ cause stabbings? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Thank you for an intelligent post.

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    7. Re:Could Passion of the Christ cause stabbings? by [cx] · · Score: 1

      I'm arguing over the point of perspective, some people don't feel that Jesus' killing was an evil act. Some feel it was good. And some still do.

      And the great-great grandparent post was the one that brought up religion through the movie. Thanks.

      And I am over it. Jesus died, I don't worship him, nor any demi-god, or deity. I'd say I'm over it.

      [cx]

    8. Re:Could Passion of the Christ cause stabbings? by FLEB · · Score: 1

      So, has anyone come out with a PotC RPG yet?

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    9. Re:Could Passion of the Christ cause stabbings? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      That's why you can make HUGE amounts of money by advertising. It would be irrational (IMO) to believe that what we see affects us only in how we spend, and not in our other behaviors.

      It may affect us in HOW we spend, but it doesn't MAKE us spend. Unless you're one of the basket cases who stay up all night with the phone in their lap calling in for all that late night infomercial crap, and then we're back to "if you weren't fucked in the head in the first place, it wouldn't have happened".

      Or do you have a closet full of tampons from rushing to the store every time you see a "feminine hygene" commercial? Maybe, given the number of commericals for vehicles I see on TV, you've got a whole fleet of cars and trucks? Do you loving it enough at McDonalds to get breakfast, lunch, dinner, an early night snack, and a late night snack? What do you do when you're on the way to McDonalds and hear a Wendys commercial on the radio, do you go to both, or do you make a decision on what you are going to buy based on the information provided by the commercials?

      People who buy shit because the commercial told them to are only slightly more mentally stable than people who kill someone because god told them to.

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    10. Re:Could Passion of the Christ cause stabbings? by MilenCent · · Score: 1

      What amazes me is that many people believe that what we watch DOESN'T affect us.

      There's some truth to what you say, if our culture were composed entirely of violent images, or if our perceptions were filled with them day and night. After all, don't we learn how to behave, from the earliest age on up, through observation of others? But there's an important difference here.

      The thing about movies and video games is that, compared to the amount of real life we experience, the total amount of our psyche taken up by them is relatively low. We can compartmentalize them because we don't play one video game all the time (at least we don't if we're healthy), or watch the same movie constantly. Advertising, on the other hand, is ubiquitous (even one commercial typically gets seen many times by an individual before the end of its run).

      Even if we do obsess on a video game, to the extent that we dream of Tetris blocks and start seeing ways to fit them in with objects in our daily life, it's still a leap to presume that these thoughts lead directly to action. The same goes for violent video games. (I do not actually enjoy the violent content in the GTA series, I see it as a distraction from the "real" purpose of the games since the 3D era, to provide a realistic city to mess around with and explore.)

      Further, the disconnect between controlling on-screen action via a controller and acting upon real objects with an actual gun is considerable. It could easily be argued that our subconscious doesn't connect the virtual act with the real one precisely because of the artificiality involved.

      Anyway, I think regardless of how I feel about the violence in GTA Rockstar should be free to make whatever game they want, and deriding D&D for it is simply crazy. Outlawing one thing because it appears violent is a slippery slope -- and in this censorous social climate, with the FCC fining people relatively large sums due to the complains of a handful of people, it's one we'd best be wary of.

    11. Re:Could Passion of the Christ cause stabbings? by MilenCent · · Score: 1

      Dude, chill out. I was presenting Passion of the Christ as an example to illustrate how ludicrous the D&D-causing-stabbings idea was. As much as I dislike Yon Holy Slasher Flick, I don't think it incites people to violence.

      At least, not violence against non-Jews. (ducking and running)

    12. Re:Could Passion of the Christ cause stabbings? by MilenCent · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about that. I had a look at the manual to GTA3 a few days ago -- it took a very tongue-in-cheek approach to the violence in the game, with quotes like "Liberty City -- Where Dreams Go To Die." I don't know if this approach survived into the later games, but context is an interesting thing.

      And really, are *everyone* who persecuted Jesus in PotC really evil? Pontius Pilate was renowned for being a right bastard, but the movie paints him sympathetically, doesn't it? How about Average Joe Roman?

      The kinds of forces that were arrayed against Jessie C. have been arrayed against other figures throughout history. It's called offing the guy who rocks the boat, and yeah, it's evil. But that doesn't mean that each link in the chain is also evil. People who follow orders without questioning, they act as sounding boards through which evil reverberates, and there are plenty of those folk in existance, even today.

      (Wow, it feels good to participate a discussion that has nothing to do with Nintendo or Sony!)

    13. Re:Could Passion of the Christ cause stabbings? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Please note my use of the word 'portrayed'.

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    14. Re:Could Passion of the Christ cause stabbings? by Metapsyborg · · Score: 1
      I mean, the violence in D&D is typically glossed over (some might say to its detrement -- barbarian heroes don't seem to live up to their Conanic legacy without rivers of gore to wade through). You roll. You hit. You kill the monster or it kills you. The survivors gets on with their lives. Not a lot of description going on, when it comes to combat.

      No, you either haven't been exposed to the right way to play or play with a mediocre DM. Sure, there isn't a list of bloody, descriptive text that you read everytime you do something; that's because it is the responsibility of the DM, with help from the players, to tell the story/make the world come alive. When you hit something, you don't do "6 points of damage!" you "gauge the orc in the belly with your short sword, spilling its entrails onto the ground (6 points of damage)"

      RPGs are meant to be active--imagination, storytelling and whatnot. The munchkinism has existed the whole time (since the '70s), but 3rd edition has contributed a lot to it.

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  17. It was only a matter of time. by King_of_Prussia · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have been trying to institute a ban on D&D in my hometown for many years now, but the nerds just wouldn't listen. I guess one of them finally snapped and went on a murderous rage fuelled by satan and cheetos.

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    1. Re:It was only a matter of time. by chrish · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mmm... delicious Satan.

      Uh, I mean, Cheetos. Yeah, that's it... Cheetos...

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    2. Re:It was only a matter of time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, you guys want some cheetos?

      No.

      Where's the mountain dew?

      Right next to the cheetos! Gah!

  18. This guy has an interesting history... by Hobart · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Some googling on Mr. Bruce Castor in Philly brings up:

    Some of his emails involving campaign for Attorney General
    This is a revolution. Revolutions are by definition unconventional. It is this, not consideration of ego, pride or stubborness which gives me pause. Normal methods have not worked. Asher is a Madman, ! and that lunatic is in charge of the asylum. How can normal logic ever apply?
    Allegations he may let off drunk drivers if you happen to be a rich political donor
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  19. fix by theseeria · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    my fault for not previewing i guess. "& a m p ;" without the spaces of course :)

  20. arrgh... by eamonman · · Score: 1

    I... can't... help killing with my -1 Cursed Mr. Stabby

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  21. Behind the scenes at someone's office... by tuxedobob · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mike: Hey, Joe?
    Joe: Yeah Mike?
    Mike: Someone just got stabbed.
    Joe: Hmmm.... we should probably blame it on video games.
    Mike: Nah, I don't think so. Everyone else is doing that. And some people say there's no proof?
    Joe: Well, how about D&D? That's kinda like video games, and it's based on the occult, and Satan is bad.
    Mike: Yeah, that might work. Let's go with that.

  22. Logic Saves by skinfitz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Once again, Logic Saves:

    If
    "Violent crime is inspired by media violence" is true;

    Games are a form of media

    Books are a form of media

    ...therefore...

    The Bible is an inspiration for violence as it contains violence.

    Lets see them get out of that. Oh wait - let me guess - there is some law being passed to exempt the Bible for being blamed for anything.

    1. Re:Logic Saves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When some kid crucifies some other kid, or hammers a tent peg through his temple, or drops a millstone on his head, or goes on a rampage collecting the foreskins of his enemies, or some other form of violence that is clearly copying something from the Bible, then yes, it will be reasonable to blame the Bible for inspiring his violence.

    2. Re:Logic Saves by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      ---Once again, Logic Saves:

      So, what'cha roll? Remember, you cant take 20 on knowledge ;P

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  23. Oh, come on! by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Funny

    How many people stab in D&D? Any decent combat munchkin will use a sword or battleaxe. And nobody stabs with those. They'll try to get a decent swing.

    1. Re:Oh, come on! by witte · · Score: 1

      I play as a level 2 spoon-wielding gnome, you insensitive clod !

    2. Re:Oh, come on! by Jamu · · Score: 0

      I'll have you know that my level 10 thief does quadruple back stabbing damage.

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    3. Re:Oh, come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.

      Swords are for bluffing, daggers are for killing.

  24. Comeback. by Gen.+Rasputin+X · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess it's true that D&D is making a comeback, after all, it's been years since anyone blamed the game for anything.

    Unless of course he's blaming it on the D&D xbox game...

    Or of course the D&D movie. I can see that causing someone to kill.

    1. Re:Comeback. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The humorous thing is that when Bible-thumping preachers started coming down hard on D&D in the 80's, it made it MORE popular. Just like KISS, Ozzy, and Alice Cooper. Every thirty-something geek who reads this will imagine an ignorant Neidermeyer-looking DA screaming 'What are you gonna do with your life' and yell 'I wanna roll!' In fact I think I feel a Mountain Dew-fueled d20 bender coming on.

  25. Chick Tract Post! by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

    I couldn't resist posting this.

    As we all know, playing D&D and computer games leads to mental deformity, satanism, inbreeding, communism, and foreign beer consumption.

    In a similar vein, your son could be a computer hacker!!! Parents beware, do not allow your children to turn into the Columbine trench coat mafia. Lock them indoors with some truly wholesome literature. Make sure that our country does not succumb to this dark menace.

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    1. Re:Chick Tract Post! by clarkc3 · · Score: 1

      can't forget the ms3k parody of the chick tract

  26. While we're at it, let's blame Iron Chef by Monte · · Score: 1

    I mean, they've got all those KNIVES and sharp things and ice-cream makers... of course it's going to lead a few impressionable minds into filleting their fellow students.

    Galloping Gourmet or Psycho Killer? You be the judge.

  27. Oh that is easy by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    Fist and Feet: Any fight game or perhaps SWG Terra Kasi.

    Piano Wire: Hitman.

    Strangulation: Dark Forces 2. SWG. KOTOR.

    Drowning: Silent Hunter.

    Starvation: Ultima?

    Food poisoning: Hitman.

    So games are to blame for all the wrongs in the world.

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    1. Re:Oh that is easy by Whyte+Panther · · Score: 1

      No, Starvation is obviously The Sims.

  28. Ahh the old days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember the old days when you played D&D on pen and paper at the back of the bus and when you lost you would get really pissed off and grab your pen and start stabbing the prick who bet you!

    What a fantastic childhood I had... those were the days :-)

  29. 8 o'clock news... by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1

    Tonight, we have a case with stabbing, stealing a handbag, then running away, stealing a car, crushing cops and pedestrian followed with a 150 miles pursuit on E124.

    The court has decided to incriminate the D&D, GTA, Mafia, Olympics 1980, Carmageddon and NFS games...

    The whole redaction of your favorite 8'clock news magazine has been incriminated in the counter suit after it was proved it was their main themes for the last 10 years....

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  30. He didn't mean to kill those men, by MykeBNY · · Score: 5, Funny

    he was attacking the darkness.

    1. Re:He didn't mean to kill those men, by chrish · · Score: 1

      I cast Magic Missile at the darkness.

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    2. Re:He didn't mean to kill those men, by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Somebody should have cast a friendship spell on him.

  31. Mod parent up by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

    Parent manages to clarify the story far more , with a more intresting link to boot .
    Which also helps to make this lawyer look like more of a L'o'ier

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  32. Was it Pardue? by infonography · · Score: 1

    Was Tom Hanks Questioned? Anybody remember Mazes and Monsters?

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  33. WTF? by lbmouse · · Score: 1

    Knives and guns don't kill people... know even people don't kill people? Then it must be games that kill people.

    I'm going straight home and emptying my son's closet. I don't want him to become a murderer.

  34. ...more like they are now...than ever before. by miu · · Score: 1
    Anyone who grew up in an even slightly rural or conservative community in the 80s heard all this crap before.

    So of course they blame that "devuhl wahshup" game, it's in their nature - they're hicks.

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  35. This is why we can't be trusted... by softspokenrevolution · · Score: 1

    This just proves that the Israeli military was right and gamers aren't to be trusted.

  36. I Blame by Paul+Slocum · · Score: 1
  37. I live 10 miles from there... by Spazztastic · · Score: 1

    That's weird. I live right down 202 from there and I didn't even hear about this on the news (I rarely watch it though). The whole hype with using videogames as scapegoats to get away with murder is stupid. You should be shot for just doing that in the first place.

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  38. this case could hold some ground if.... by FluffyG · · Score: 1

    they bring up a lawsuit that shows what the classic game monopoly did to bill gates.... if they do then they win.... but its still stupid

  39. Let's look long term here. by mcSey921 · · Score: 1

    Stabbing deaths have seen a sharp decline over the last 500 years or so; therefore I suggest that we blame "Howitzer" for the increase in those killed by explosions.

  40. Obg. Futurama by Xaroth · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hi! I'm Gary Gygax, and I'm..."

    rolls dice

    "glad to meet you!" ...who knows? Maybe the guy just crit-failed on his encounter disposition roll.

    1. Re:Obg. Futurama by likewowandstuff · · Score: 1

      In the next room,

      "Hi, I'm Steve Jackson, and I'm-"
      (rolls dice)
      "crap, I didn't bring that expansion with me."

  41. Oh shit! by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

    Here come the Chick tracts! Be prpared to find Dark Dungeons stuck under a wiper blade if you park withing a block of a comic book or game store. The fundies will have a field day with this.

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    1. Re:Oh shit! by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Here come the Chick tracts!

      Nooooooooooooooo!!!

  42. Not quite ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but, opposed to other forms of media that reward violence with happy endings, the Bible shows the consequences of God's judgement of sin.

    1. Re:Not quite ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is, from a legal perspecive in the US, that should not matter one bit, it should be treated the same as any other media.

  43. Incomplete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The story off this link was incomplete. In case anyone wants to see what actual journalism looks like, go to http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/news/atlantic/0 32705TRIPLESLAY_M26.cfm

    This article is just inflammatory reporting, meant to either tap into the public's scorn for the hobby, or the persecution complexes (either real or imaginary) of the enthusiasts. I would have ignored the article completely if it didn't happen practically next door, while being vague enough so that I thought I knew one of the victims.

  44. Jack Thompson must be numbed now. by AzraelKans · · Score: 1

    Jack Thompson must be saying "damn! why the heck he didnt used a gun or a car! I mean is the 21st century for crying out loud!" he must be writting an anonymous petition to Rockstar right now demanding more knives so he can keep making a living out of suing them.

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  45. Bagel store implicated by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Funny

    The DA has just found out that the suspect had recently gotten bagels at a so-called 'Bagel Store' where he witnessed slashing and sawing motions with a sharp knife perpetrated on a bagel as symbolic proxy for a murder victim.

    "Bagels may be involved," quoted the DA as he himself chewed on a bagel, unaware of the sinister implications of his actions.

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  46. Need more data. by Thag · · Score: 1

    As usual, the Slashdot editors are the ones going off the deep end here.

    Note that DA Castor says that there might be a connection, or there might not. He's not demonizing D&D, nor are either news agency making it their headline.

    We don't know more than a fraction of the facts here. For instance, the D&D link might become a whole lot more plausible if the murder weapon was a "fantasy knife" like they sell at sci fi cons. Or if the suspect's apartment was plastered with knives, swords and D&D paraphenalia. If the guy has a throne of skulls in his living room, you would have to wonder if there was some connection.

    Lastly, D&D doesn't create nut jobs, but it certainly attracts them. The RPG club I belong to has a policy of membership by invitation only for that very reason.

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    1. Re:Need more data. by ostermei · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Note that DA Castor says that there might be a connection, or there might not. He's not demonizing D&D, nor are either news agency making it their headline.
      Actually, D&D is being demonized by this because of the way it's being handled. You're correct in that the media isn't coming right out and saying "D&D made him do it, it's bad and needs to be destroyed," but Mr. Castor even mentioning it when there's possibly no link whatsoever is just irresponsible. If it turns out that D&D did have something to do with it, fine... they should tell us about it when they have proof. Until then, dropping a product's name as being "possibly" involved with a murder is, in fact, demonizing it in the public eye. If you notice, the only time D&D gets media attention is when it's being mentioned in situations just such as this. When was the last time you saw/read D&D getting any sort of positive mainstream media attention?
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    2. Re:Need more data. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A thone of skulls? Why didn't I think of that!? Time to go pick up a new sword and start killing so I can build my new DM's chair!

    3. Re:Need more data. by Grymalkin · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with the DA saying that there may be a connection to D&D, for all we know he could of had his character sheet and dice with him as he was committing the murders. What I take issue with is the DA basing the connection on the fact the D&D has "all of those swords and knives and daggers and things of that nature". It would be as ludicrous as trying to make a connection to MLB if someone went on a killing spree with a baseball bat. Unless there were steroids involved, then I could understand.

  47. My theory... by Deagol · · Score: 1
    is that he wasn't a victim of D&D, but, rather, bad customer service.

    Sometime you just gotta kill someone after dealing with a prick like that. ;-)

  48. No other choice... by minotaurcomputing · · Score: 1

    I guess his cries of "Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!" were fruitless, therefore he had no choice but to turn to cold steel.

  49. Rules Lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I may have believed there was a DnD connection if the investigation had turned up that he in fact did take a five foot steps between attacks and used feats like Improved Criticals, Cleave or Two Weapon Fighting.

  50. Dupe. by SoCalEd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wasn't this same article posted in 1982, 1983, 1986, etc.? (Oh, wait....)

    Seriously though, I clearly recall my mother freaking out over my playing because of crap news like this back in the very early 80's when I was in 7th or 8th grade. Its amazing how this "D&D is the root of all evil" horseshit keeps coming back.

    Next we'll be back on the Proctor and Gamble has satanic symbols on their product witch hunt...
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  51. Stands to reason... by Monty_Lovering · · Score: 2, Funny

    After all, most people who burnt witches had access to a copy of the Bible.

    I ddin't see anything about the victims being orc though

  52. Alright, we'll play your little game... by Thedalek · · Score: 1

    Okay, let's say for hypothetical sake that we buy the argument that the lawyer is making. There might be a connection.

    What sort of character did the perpetrator roleplay? Was he a spellcaster? A warrior? If he was anything other than a thief, he probably never bothered with knives, much less stabbing. When you think D&D, most people think "Hack & Slash" not "Poke & Stab." And heck, even if he was a thief, D&D thieves are more stealth than anything else.

    Now it could turn out that his character had nothing but knives - Tons of knives in a variety of shapes and colors. It could be that he had carefully built up his "stabbing" skill. It might be that he had posters of knives, subscribed to knife magazines, collected knives, and had the word "stab" written across his knuckles. Does that sound like someone who was messed up by a fantasy roleplaying game, or someone who is just obsessed with knives?

    Why doesn't someone do something about the far less imaginary threat of baseball. We've all seen baseball-bat related violence, and there's certainly no denying the link there. Ban baseball!

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  53. Ban GAMES by Karem+Lore · · Score: 1
    If we ban games, there won't be any PARTICULAR reason to use Microsoft Windows anymore...

    But seriously, thats just rather a long shot link (haven't read article). That's like blaming baseball for all them baseball attacks (with all them swinging of baseball bats and all).

    On another note, and completely off-topic, can Americans sue anti-perspirant companies for not stopping the production of perspiration for 24 hours as advertised? I have a colleague that by god stinks. Maybe he can be blamed for the inexplicable deaths of local domesticated animals...

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  54. No, it was caused by D&D by rsilvergun · · Score: 4, Funny

    from what I've heard, the whole thing started with a heated exchange over 3rd Edition vs. 2nd. It got pretty bloody after that.

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    1. Re:No, it was caused by D&D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      3rd edition is obviously an attempt by Wizards and Hasbro to move rpgs from the realm of imagination and storytelling into the harsh metathought of rules, number crunching and munchinism. Look at how the game has (d)evolved into a sort of videogame mentality with feats, strict black-and-white rules, insanely fast level progression, and ridiculous terminology.

      New words have even been created--see the descriptive words in Dragon "crunch" and "fluff". The conotation is that crunch (rules, feats, numbers, etc.) is something meaningful, solid, and intrinsically value-full, whereas "fluff" (story, background, images [paintings or description]) is meaningless, ephemeral and worthless.

      In fact, the opposite could not be more true. With the new business emphasis of the D&D empire new rules revisions have been coming out consistently, along with new $40 core rule books that you have to buy. These books (3.5 phb, 3.5 dmg, 3.5 mm) contain nothing more than revisions to the rules (which could be revised ad infinitum and never be perfect); there is no new meaningful material.

      While 3rd edition can be fun to play, there is no compelling reason to play it over 2nd edition, especially considering the lack of history/background published for it. Sure, settings are published but they are either not followed up with additional material, or consist mostly of prestige classes and new feats. The glory of exotic worlds is gone; the creative masterpieces of Dark Sun, Spell Jammer, Mazitca, etc are gone. Sure, d20 allows other companies to publish, but those products generally are inferior due to limitations of money, time and artistic talent.

      It's tragic the direction D&D is going in, and it will take a long time for the game to recover from this experiment in Business Ethics.

      And that's why I have to stab you to death!

    2. Re:No, it was caused by D&D by Tassach · · Score: 1
      from what I've heard, the whole thing started with a heated exchange over 3rd Edition vs. 2nd
      Heretics. There is only one true AD&D, and that is First Edition. It all started going downhill when they started printing the books with those nasty orange spines.
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  55. low AC by andantedm · · Score: 1

    it can only be blamed on DnD if the victims had a low AC number.

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  56. "If you buy into the watching-violence-causes-viol by Obsidian+Dagger · · Score: 1

    QMO wrote: What amazes me is that many people believe that what we watch DOESN'T affect us Some people may believe that but I personally believe differently and think most people's beliefs are closer to mind than that statement. The belief of which I speak is: Everything we experience affects but we are not lemmings. We do have free will and determine how it affects us. Two people could watch the same violence with one becoming a crazed serial killer and the other becoming a pacifistic monk. I still love the magazine ad they made for Carmageddon where you a car brutally mowing down a pedistrean and it said something to the effect that playing this game can reduce violence because it is a healthy outlet for rage and violence rather than committing the real acts.

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  57. unique item by Master+Ben · · Score: 1

    It was probably the Holy Knife of Stabbin. A +3 modifier is added on all attack and damage rolls.

  58. OJ by Sabalon · · Score: 1

    I guess that means that OJ was also a D&D player since he used a knife. They guy that tried to poison the president over in one of the slavic countries probably played an Assassin character and lost the role-playing idea of the game.

    Yup...can never fault the people.

  59. Alternate hypothesis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the Philidelphia Inquirer article:
    Eichinger allegedly killed Still for the same reasons that motivated him to murder Heather Greaves, his former coworker at an Upper Merion Acme, prosecutors said - he had wanted a romantic relationship but had been rejected.


    So it seems there is more than one hypothesis in the case. I don't know about you but to me it seems that given a choice between:
    1) Mentally unstable man loses it after being rejected.
    2) Mentally unstable man simply loses it.
    and 3) Man plays D&D and then decides to kill wit stabbing.

    that #1 or #2 seems to be a bit more likely. Either way the link to D&D seems so tenuous that the only reasons I can think to mention it are:
    1) The DA doesn't want to admit that they have nothing else to go on.
    2) The DA is blinded by his a-priori belief that D&D is evil and therefore assumes it is the cause. (How many cases of religious intolerance has he prosecuted?)
    3) The DA is seeking a run for public office and the prospect of a good bogeyman to scare the sheep is attractive.
    4) 2 & 3

    Perhaps I'm cynical, after all it is not like we have proof that he is biased or that he is cynically manipulating things. perhaps 2-4 are incorrect and it is 1: stupidity. You just never know.
  60. Was it D&D or INTERNET DATING? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm. Apparently the suspect was also involved in internet dating (Match.com) http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/news/11257848.htm Any cause and effect there?

  61. Re: Agree- the issue is this. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Sure you might be filled with anger or lust. But until the last 15 years you did not have so many television shows and movies showing you exactly how to act out those urges. You can see during prime time people having sex under a blanket. I had no CLUE how to have sex until I was about 15. A lot didn't get any information until later than that. Now you can't prevent your 12 year olds from knowing the mechanics. Likewise, you are instructed in a hundred different ways to kill people effectively and how to dispose of the bodies and what techniquest might be used to try to stop you or catch you. Just for example, I know I won't fall for good cop, bad cop. I'll confuse the crime scene by collecting other peoples dna and I'll use rubber gloves. Likewise, I know the most effective killing cuts with a knife are under the armpits and inside the thigh near the groin. If I want to commit suicide, I'll cut my wrists VERTICALLY not horizontally, but I would probably use a car and carbon monoxide. And as far as deviant behavior went, you just didn't know about all the various wierd sexual practices-- now dominatrices are used for humor on shows kids watch. I'm all for deviant behavior- just let's keep it for adults and away from the kids. This information just wasn't out there for your average teenager back in the 70's when I was growing up. And that is not even getting into "modeling" behavior based on people who live in imaginary worlds where they can do all kinds of stupid things without the consequences they have in the real world. I think we hit the kids with too much information too fast before they are finished maturing. The brain isn't even finished growing until sometime after they turn 18. But it applies to adults too. There is just a lot more information on how to act out your urges than their used to be.

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  62. Re: Agree- the issue is this (formatted). by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    I wish slashdot respected normal paragraph marks. I often forget to enter the
    's to break things up.

    Anyway. Sorry for the double post.

    Sure you might be filled with anger or lust. But until the last 15 years you did not have so many television shows and movies showing you exactly how to act out those urges. You can see during prime time people having sex under a blanket.

    I had no CLUE how to have sex until I was about 15. A lot didn't get any information until later than that. Now you can't prevent your 12 year olds from knowing the mechanics.

    Likewise, you are instructed in a hundred different ways to kill people effectively and how to dispose of the bodies and what techniquest might be used to try to stop you or catch you. Just for example, I know I won't fall for good cop, bad cop. I'll confuse the crime scene by collecting other peoples dna and I'll use rubber gloves.

    Likewise, I know the most effective killing cuts with a knife are under the armpits and inside the thigh near the groin. If I want to commit suicide, I'll cut my wrists VERTICALLY not horizontally, but I would probably use a car and carbon monoxide.
    And as far as deviant behavior went, you just didn't know about all the various wierd sexual practices-- now dominatrices are used for humor on shows kids watch. I'm all for deviant behavior- just let's keep it for adults and away from the kids. This information just wasn't out there for your average teenager back in the 70's when I was growing up.

    And that is not even getting into "modeling" behavior based on people who live in imaginary worlds where they can do all kinds of stupid things without the consequences they have in the real world. I think we hit the kids with too much information too fast before they are finished maturing. The brain isn't even finished growing until sometime after they turn 18. But it applies to adults too. There is just a lot more information on how to act out your urges than their used to be.

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  63. hah! by deadaerith · · Score: 1

    Scenario, a D&D stabbing:

    You roll a 7 which selects the Orc Edge Silver Death Dagger.

    You then roll a 13 determing the entry wound to be in the upper calf of your victims left leg.

    Finally you roll a 20 which means the wound will be all 11 inches of the blade.

    Wait.... where'd your victim go? oh no they RAN AWAY while you were rolling dice. ;_; And we had 6 more injuries to make...

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  64. Well it's obvious really... by NoMercy · · Score: 1

    They must have found a +3 dagger at the scene of the crime.

  65. It's Actually Really Sad... by Delilah+Jones · · Score: 1

    ...that the DA blew a simple Wis check.

    I mean, how high could the DC have been on this one?

    Honestly.

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  66. duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty soon even watching a food commercials will be blamed for obesity.

    oh and yeah if you have a car and see a liquor add that means you will be driving drunk soon.

    and if you excercise or play sports you will be doing steroids soon.

    The problem isn't that there is a game called GTA.
    the problem is that society lets stupid ignorant people have children.
    If you're not keeping an eye on your kids you don't deserve to have any.

    I say we need to have a iq test and those people that can't pass it should be sterilized.
    That would solve many of lifes problems.

    Like employees of a certain big chain retail hardware store not being able to do 3rd grade math to figure out how to convert inches to feet.

    Don't get me started!

  67. Cooking by talaphid · · Score: 1

    I blame cooking. There are lots of stab wounds, and cooking has lots of knives, right? In fact, aren't KITCHEN KNIVES a fairly common weapon? Who ever heard of the nerd stabbing that involved a D+D knife?

  68. Dungeons and Dragons murder by inhalentbroom · · Score: 1

    I believe it, my brother was killed by a D&D playing maniac. He cast Phantasmal Killer on my brother and all I could do was stand by and watch helplessly as my brother failed his will save (disbelief) DC 18.

  69. Heh. by Patrick+Mannion · · Score: 0

    At least he didn't use a +1 mace.

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  70. In other news by angedinoir · · Score: 1

    People claim that the game ... GTA ... is responsible for people's violent behaviour and may be linked to crimes. Moving on, nothing to see here.