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Exploring Antarctica

dargaud writes "There will soon be some firsts on the high Antarctic plateau: after getting 150km from it last year a Chinese expedition plans on reaching Dome A, the highest part of the Antarctic ice sheet (4200m), farthest to reach and coldest place on Earth, untrodden yet. Then in a few months the French-Italian station of Concordia at Dome C (3200m) will open year-round for its first winter-over, of which I will be part. The location of these ice domes make them great for atmospheric physics, glaciology, astronomy and more. Big projects are getting interested in Antarctica again, just in time for the International Polar Year of 2007, 50 years after the first one."

195 comments

  1. The devil called... by garcia · · Score: 5, Funny

    Women have always been a rare and strange breed in Antarctica. Most often there aren't any. During my winter over, women were just some kind of remote and hazy memory. In 2000, a woman did winter over for the first time in Dumont d'Urville, although they have been doing so for a long time in American and Australian stations.

    A lot of people seemed to be in a contest for the most original New Year's 2000: from flying the Concorde around the globe to changing the time zone of some Pacific islands... I have to say that ours was quite original: a bunch of scientists, technicians, mechanics all stuck together, getting drunk and dancing with the three available women.

    Almost everybody is worthless the first two days: the high altitude combined with the cold and extreme dryness makes for some awful first nights. And hangovers are worse here too: 2 beers are enough to get you hungover in the morning.


    So let me get this straight... You are in the coldest area on earth at high altitude with nearly no women and you get hung over from two beers and you return to this place multiple times in your lifetime? This poor guy is one sick fuck but at least his beer stays cold.

    Personally, I'll let them see "the new sun" first and I'll stick to the sloppy seconds, at least it's warmed up by then.

    1. Re:The devil called... by Andr0s · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And it seems that guy is not completely alone. Try this site . Almost as bad as moisture farming on Tatooine.

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    2. Re:The devil called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Back in 1993, when I was a frosh at CWRU, I discovered unix and it's cool internet tools (finger and talk). I found the ip of some VAX box at McMurdo station in Antartica that had open finger and talk ports. I used to randomly chat with whatever tech was logged into the system, got on a first name basis with one of them. He basically said it's really cold and boring there, so he was quite happy to have someone to talk to.

    3. Re:The devil called... by syrinje · · Score: 1
      It must be the porn - friend of mine wintered over there and claimed that even with nearly non-stop viewing he didnt get through the video library they had - and good quality stuff apparently - purchased with tax-payer money. Boy - am I bummed about that!

      I guess he didnt get much time to "watch" - what with getting the 2400 baud link to work and cleaning out the loo every so often - yeah EVERYONE on base gets assigned to shit detail at some time - its a community thing. And they arent allowed to leave the crap there either - the frozen turdys are loaded into bags and onto the supply ship and heaved overboard after they cross the 30 degree line.

      Damn I need to memflush() large aread of my brain!

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  2. Remeber to take sunblock by cheezemonkhai · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well it's about time we fully explored our own planet rather then jetting off into space.

    Space is cool and everything, but I think looking after our planet and exploring the seas etc would be a lot cooler :)

    1. Re:Remeber to take sunblock by Indy+Media+Watch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exploring the seas and looking after them are often mutually exclusive...

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    2. Re:Remeber to take sunblock by Enigma_Man · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The earth is cool and all, but I think that looking after our own bodies and exploring them would be a lot cooler.

      Our bodies are cool and all, but I think that looking after our molecules and exploring them would be a lot cooler.

      Repeat unto infinity.

      Exploration can happen in parallel dude, without it, we'd still be stuck in the cave ages trying to figure out some mundane detail.

      -Jesse

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    3. Re:Remeber to take sunblock by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      OR....given our resources, man-power, different tastes for different things - we can do multiple things like: explore our oceans, our bodies, etc AND explore space.
      As shown in our society - we can do all these things. There is no rule that says "We can only explore three things at a time - pick."
      The only problems we do have is that our gov't gets suckered for these extremely expensive companies who price gouge us so badly that it actually stifles innovation.

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    4. Re:Remeber to take sunblock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our new penguin overlords.

    5. Re:Remeber to take sunblock by Jameth · · Score: 2, Funny
      The earth is cool and all, but I think that looking after our own bodies and exploring them would be a lot cooler.

      Our bodies are cool and all, but I think that looking after our molecules and exploring them would be a lot cooler.

      Repeat unto infinity.
      Don't worry. People will stop repeating this thought process right around the exploring their own bodies part.
    6. Re:Remeber to take sunblock by Laser+Lou · · Score: 1
      I'd rather gaze at a Martian landscape than an Antarctic ice shelf.

      I'd also rather float in orbit with the Earth below than in water, with sharks behind.

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  3. Sorry, I can't resist by jayhawk88 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Explorer: You've got to start charging more than a dollar a bag. We lost two men on this expedition!

    Apu: If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it!

    1. Re:Sorry, I can't resist by Hatta · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bart: Hey, Apu! There's a head in this bag.

      Apu: Ooh, that is a special head-bag. It is chock full of... heady goodness!

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  4. Huhuh. by Awestruckin · · Score: 0

    Why did the penguin cross the road?

    To go with the floe.

  5. Take enough to drink with you... by Yaa+101 · · Score: 1

    I heard that these parts of Antartica are very dry and suck the moist out of you...

    1. Re:Take enough to drink with you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like most women.

  6. What?! No AvP jokes?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh never mind, I keep forgetting that no one bothered to see the movie!

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  7. My favorite thing about Antarctica by daveschroeder · · Score: 4, Interesting
    1. Re:My favorite thing about Antarctica by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

      what exactly does that mean? i thought that Antarctica was agreed to be shared among all nations or something along those lines

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    2. Re:My favorite thing about Antarctica by lashi · · Score: 2, Interesting
      >"US has made no territorial claim in Antarctica (but has reserved the right to do so) and does not recognize the claims of any other state"

      The Antarctica isn't a continent, as in there is no land mass. The countries can make the claims on the ice surface but that wouldn't mean anything if the ice starts to melt.

    3. Re:My favorite thing about Antarctica by DrCash · · Score: 0
      what exactly does that mean?



      It means that until we discover oil down there, we ain't interested in that huge ice cube down there. If we discover oil down there, Dubya will send in a few Marines,. . .


    4. Re:My favorite thing about Antarctica by Mr_Dyqik · · Score: 1

      I asssure you, there is plenty of land there. Else the dry valleys (where there's no ice) would be oceans.

    5. Re:My favorite thing about Antarctica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think lashi was thinking of the artic, not antartica which is a continent.

    6. Re:My favorite thing about Antarctica by dpilot · · Score: 1

      ISTR learning in school that Antarctica IS a continent, and does have land above sea level, even if it is all covered by ice and snow. Someone else posted a reference to a claim map. http://www.aad.gov.au/asset/information/atlas/Terr itories.GIF
      I think you'll find that the grey areas are true land and the white are ice shelf.

      Here comes some back-of-the-envelope conjecture...There was also mention of high-altitude in an article quotation. Given an average ocean depth of less than a mile, (It's only the trenches that get really deep.) and the fact that 90% of an iceberg is underwater, you can only get about 500 ft above sea level on a floating iceberg - not high at all. Now maybe you could start piling ice on the ocean floor, because it doesn't have to float, and start building more altitude. But they also spoke of minor altitude adjustment problems. I leave near sea level - about 120 ft, and several times I've visited 5,000 to 7,000 ft with no significan adjustment problems, so I'll guess we're talking 10,000 ft or over. I don't know enough about massive ice to know if it could sustain itself to 2 miles of depth *and* stay together as a thing that looks and acts like a land-mass. Glaciers flow, after all. Plus the Arctic, while not as cold, seems to have settled out to an ice thickness that allows submarines to break through and surface at the North Pole.

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    7. Re:My favorite thing about Antarctica by ripsnorta · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yes it is.

      See http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/ ay.html

      It's the Artic (North Polar Icecap) that is not over a landmass. Except for where it intersects the top edges of North America, Siberia, and Asia.

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    8. Re:My favorite thing about Antarctica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh, can you explain Greenland then? It is almost 100% covered in ice, but Denmark has had it claimed for a very long time. I can promise you that no Dane has ever seen the interior "land" of Greenland, just the thick glacier covering it. No one disputes their claim to it though (that I am aware of at least).

      As for not a continent, take a geography course. There are 7 continents. Try to name them without Antarctica.

    9. Re:My favorite thing about Antarctica by lashi · · Score: 1
      >I think lashi was thinking of the artic, not antartica which is a continent.

      I apologize for my mistake and shall hang my head in shame.

    10. Re:My favorite thing about Antarctica by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1
      "US has made no territorial claim in Antarctica (but has reserved the right to do so) and does not recognize the claims of any other state"

      Sad, but true. Still, we have plenty of company in this respect. Now, if there is indeed a trend toward increased "exploration" of the continent, I cannot help but connect the dots and presume that, in the current bellicose geopolitical climate, it is just to provide a cloak of legitimacy for natural resource exploitation. Sure, there is legitimate science going on down there, but, as the price of oil nudges ever higher, how long will it be before some faction down there starts drilling?

      At least the peaceably disposed among us can be grateful that the weather down there discourages fighting...

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    11. Re:My favorite thing about Antarctica by jdhutchins · · Score: 1

      There have been several treaties about Antarctica, and that's basically what they say. You can't make claims to Antarctica. That's why the US doesn't make claims, and also why they don't recognize claims of other nations.

  8. need my eyes checked by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 2, Funny

    anyone else read the headline as:
    "Exploding Antarctica"

    and here i thought something really cool was about to happen

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    1. Re:need my eyes checked by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      I saw "exploiting antarctica". Perhaps I subconciously noticed Michael's name on it and made the obvious assumption...

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    2. Re:need my eyes checked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHA did anyone else read X as Y!

      It's funny because I'm too fucking stupid to read!

    3. Re:need my eyes checked by narsiman · · Score: 1

      stop using that laser powered virutal display to browse slashdot. It doesnt take 10 years as discussed in the article.

      It sounded funny to me !

    4. Re:need my eyes checked by vinlud · · Score: 1

      and here i thought something really cool was about to happen

      Well, in fact really cool things do happen there!

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  9. 200 Degree Club by DJDutcher · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I heard that at the south pole they sit in a sauna that reaches 100 degrees farenheit then, when the temperature outside drops below 100 below zero they run outside in just their boots and then quickly back into the sauna. If you've done that you're in the 200 degree club. I'd like to winter over in Antartica. It sounds like fun.

    1. Re:200 Degree Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sauna can reach 100 degrees Celsius. At least in Finland.

    2. Re:200 Degree Club by Fr05t · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think that would also get you into the Darwin Award club.

    3. Re:200 Degree Club by Fr05t · · Score: 1

      You know water boils at 100C right?

    4. Re:200 Degree Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You know air is a really bad heat conductor, right? Stick your hand in an oven of 225 degrees, nothing will happen in a short while. Try it with metal. Different heat conductivity and big burns.

      I'm a Finn. I've been in such a sauna. It's damn hot, but the air is moistened by throwing water over the rocks. Smoke sauna is really nice, very, very velvet-like smoke.

    5. Re:200 Degree Club by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      Hell, I'm in a 150 degree club. My uni's gym has a sauna that goes up to 225 quite easily, and ambient room temp in the locker room is around 75. Give the weather another couple months, and I could do 200 or more just heading outside.

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    6. Re:200 Degree Club by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      So long as you don't spend much time in that environment, you should be fine; Air doesn't conduct heat well. Just make sure any part of you that touches a solid or (ak!) liquid) surface is insulated.

    7. Re:200 Degree Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your gym sauna reached 225 easily , either its thermometer is broken or you are disfigured beyond recognition. Water boils at 212 F ( 100 C ) !

    8. Re:200 Degree Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, fun alright...do it nude, fall down and because it's probably possible there, LITERALLY FREEZE YOUR BALLS OFF!

    9. Re:200 Degree Club by denjin · · Score: 1

      Well, the parent never did use Celsius... Also, I think the 200 degree club is in reference to the difference of +100 and -100...

    10. Re:200 Degree Club by iabervon · · Score: 1

      It's a hot tub, not a sauna, that they have at the pole. 100 farenheit is warm for a hot tub, but cold for a sauna. A hot tub has more thermal conductivity, though, which means that your skin gets as hot as the water. (If your skin got to sauna temperatures, it would all die, because the water in the cells would boil)

    11. Re:200 Degree Club by iabervon · · Score: 1

      You know a sauna is full of steam, right?

    12. Re:200 Degree Club by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      100 farenheit is warm for a hot tub, but cold for a sauna.

      um no it is not. a 100DegF hottub is considered barely warm. The threshold for hottubs is very small. from 100-108 deg F is the range from "it feels only warm" to "OMFG! This is HOT!" At 110degF some people can stand that temperature but it will give you a very mild burn on your body.. I.E. everyone getting out of 110deg water will have red skin like a light sunburn where the waterline was.

      I prefer 104, 106 if it's below 10degF outside. but everyone I know can not stand 100degF hot tubs, espically in winter.. it's just too cold of a temperature when the outside air is below 40.

      BTW, a still night with the temperature down to 0degF a hot tub is a neat thing. your beer will freeze to the cupholder, and after getting out, you can stand there wet in the freezing temperatures and not get cold for quite some time.

      you generate an envelope of warm air that insulates you from the cold. although a slight wind is enough to remove that and make you feel cold again.

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    13. Re:200 Degree Club by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > If your gym sauna reached 225 easily , either its thermometer is broken or you are disfigured beyond recognition.

      Or they placed the thermometer inches away from the heat source & sat across the room.

    14. Re:200 Degree Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Huh? They were talking about FAHRENHEITS, not CELSIUS. 225 Celsius is used for baking, but real saunas usually have optimal condition somewhere around 100 C. At around 120 C it becomes bit too hot for my taste, but nothing like dangerous (comfortability is related to humidity -- more steam makes it less comfy; dry air is ok).

      As such, 225 F, while bit higher than typical sauna temperatures, is nothing extraordinary.

      And yes, I know what I'm talking about: every finn knows everything about saunas. :-)

    15. Re:200 Degree Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try the 250 or 300 club and it was out to the ceremonial marker at a full run and back. yikes

    16. Re:200 Degree Club by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      Admittedly, the thermometer is only six inches from the ceiling, but I'm fairly confident in its accuracy. I know what a 180 degree sauna feels like, and this one is far hotter. Now if I could just find the moron who used fucking metal screws in the benches....

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    17. Re:200 Degree Club by itchy92 · · Score: 1

      Um... doesn't water boil at 212 degrees? Wouldn't that entail you boiling alive from the inside?

      Not trying to be a dick, just genuinely curious.

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    18. Re:200 Degree Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EH! Repeat after me. AIR DOES NOT CONDUCT HEAT THAT WELL. 225 is damn nasty. But nothing impossible. Most old hardcore sauna geezers do it in Finland, before going to swim in an open ice lake.

      I'm not shitting you. It's really nice. You'll get a huge endorfin rush.

    19. Re:200 Degree Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been into a so-called freeze cabin for 5 min periods, that have temp -100 -120 C, and then come out again to room temperatures. Once I saw a man going into the sauna first (+100 C) and then into the freeze cabin for 10 minutes and then back to sauna. He didn't wear a hat and his hair looked funny when he came out of the freeze cabin. The difference must have been about 400 in Fahrenheit.

    20. Re:200 Degree Club by Slinky+Saves+the+Wor · · Score: 1

      Water probably boils at that temperature, but you must understand that air does is not a good heat-conductor.

      212 F does not boil you from the inside. (I'm a living proof of that if you find it hard to believe) The air is also very moist, because you throw small buckets of water over the rocks (the resulting steam + heat wave is called "löyly").

      Here's some links for you: at Virtual Finland, and a nice site written by a non-Finnish person.

      If you have never been to a sauna, you should try it. I don't know if you can get a good and proper sauna where you live. But here's some checkpoints: if it's near 212 F (80 to 100 C is good) and you can throw water on the rocks, and nobody is chasing you out or monitoring your time inside or other such nonsense (they do this in Central Europe for "health reasons" (!!)), then go for it.

      Or visit Finland, you'll probably be hauled to a sauna before you're even fully out of the airplane.

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    21. Re:200 Degree Club by The+Flying+Guy · · Score: 1

      Not the last time in Finland, the only real amount of steam is sweat and a little bit of water to keep the air from being too dry. Wish I had the time to then jump in the frozen lake, but I could only take a nice shower.

    22. Re:200 Degree Club by Deep+Penguin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What we do at Pole is called the *300* Degree club - we crank the sauna up to +200F and run outside wearing only shoes at -100F.

      http://penguincentral.com/300Club.html

      (the photo is from my *second* 300 Club run this winter - no photographer out there the first time)

      Before some smart-ass tries to claim that it's impossible to sit in a +200F sauna, remember that a) we are at a nominal 11,000' and b) there's about 0.5% RH, meaning that heat transfer to your body is quite poor. I wouldn't want to think about sitting in a +200F Sauna at sea level.

      -ethan

    23. Re:200 Degree Club by henrym · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry, that's incorrect. I'm at the South Pole right now, and I promise you that we do indeed have two saunas. The club is actually the 300 degree club. The rules state that you crank the sauna up to 200 degrees F (you have to trick the sauna's thermostat by putting it into a glass of ice water), and then you run outside around the geographic pole when the temperature is at least -100 degrees.

      http://www.theglobalguy.com/antarctica-2004/the-30 0-club/ theglobalguy.com

    24. Re:200 Degree Club by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I do not believe it can ever be that hot in a suana.

      You would die or pass out within a few seconds.

      People commit suicide by sticking their heads in an oven with temperatures that hot.

      Stepping on 200 degree wood entering the sauna would not be pleaseant either. :-)

      Get real people.

      I use to live in Las Vegas and when it gets near 116 its fucking misserable and approaches sauna temperatures. Its also a dry heat too.

      If people died on these things there would be lawsuits all over.

      My guess is 120-140F max would be it.

    25. Re:200 Degree Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. So?

    26. Re:200 Degree Club by Slinky+Saves+the+Wor · · Score: 1

      No, you don't "die or pass out" within few seconds.

      The temperature of the AIR can be 225 F (~107 C). That's really, really hot, but manageable. You throw water around, even the benches. And the wood temperature is not that hot. Besides, you can walk on flaming coals, like they do in Hawaii, but your feet won't burn.

      Dry heat is nasty. That's why there's water thrown to the stoves, to create moisture. When you're in Vegas in 116 F you have all of your clothes on, and the air is dry. It's not comparable.

      You are nuts. 120 F (~50 C) is not even warm! It feels pretty damn cold inside the sauna with that kind of temperature. 140 F (~60 C) is when you start telling people they can go into the sauna in half an hour or so.

      Have you ever been to a real sauna?

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    27. Re:200 Degree Club by telax · · Score: 1

      100 degrees of farenheit? That's like nothing. Usually the sauna is something like 70-110 degrees of celsius (158-230 degrees of farenheit.) Atleast in finland :)

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    28. Re:200 Degree Club by telax · · Score: 1

      I have friends (here in finland) that like to heat the sauna up to 120 degrees of celsius (200 degrees of farenheit is only 93 degrees of celsius.) So there isn't anything miraculous at staying in it, but after a night in a sauna you will be made out of only bones and skin. Not all the heat in sauna is as steam as there is that thing warming it up in the corner. ;) And to get 120 degrees of celsius you most probably need an electric sauna oven as it's harder to get it from one heated with wood.

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    29. Re:200 Degree Club by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Yep the temperature is around 150 if I remember correctly.

      The water would boil instantly if you threw it on the wood at that temperature.

      I just do not believe any of you guys. The human brain for example shuts down at around 108 and you die.

      It would not take long at 200F for your brain to reach that temperature being that there is a hundred degree difference.

    30. Re:200 Degree Club by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Also you can walk in flaming coals because they are extremely poor conductors of heat.

      I have burned my feet walking on wood in just 100 degree sun. IT can conduct heat alot better and with high humidity, the air increases its ability to conduct heat which makes it feel hotter. Dry heat is preferable for that reason.

    31. Re:200 Degree Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dry heat is nasty. That's why there's water thrown to the stoves, to create moisture.

      I agree it is nice to have moisture in a sauna.

      But if you are spending the whole day at a temperature of 100 deg F or more, then it is much more comfortable when the humidity is low. This is because at lower humidity, water evaporates more quickly, and so it is easier for your body to maintain its proper temperature.

    32. Re:200 Degree Club by iabervon · · Score: 1

      I'd only heard of the hot tub from Vic (unless we're misremembering her story), so I'd assumed that was what people used, having done similar (but less extreme) things myself.

    33. Re:200 Degree Club by Slinky+Saves+the+Wor · · Score: 1

      In a properly built sauna there is an always-open air intake at the bottom of the sauna. At the top there's another one; if some ventilation is needed, it's opened. Also, hot air rises up so sometimes it's nice to open the small hatch.

      The floor is usually very cold, it's often some stone or ceramics, rarely wood. The wooden benches can get very hot so you usually sit over a towel anyway. Lean against the wall if you can, if not, throw some water over it and try again, if it's still impossible then don't lean against the wall. It does wonders for the back to lean against a hot wall, it's like a small massage.

      Very few can sit up straight in a super-hot sauna, because then your head would be about touching the ceiling. Your hair starts feeling awkwardly hot, even if you pour water over your head from time to time, so usually everyone sits in a kind of a slouched position.

      In some countryside saunas you could probably catch a cold by sitting at the lowest bench with your feet in the cold floor...

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  10. The oceans by millahtime · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In order to really explore our planet we would have to go down and loot at the oceans too. We know very little about what is really down there and happens down there.

    1. Re:The oceans by lashi · · Score: 1
      >In order to really explore our planet we would have to go down and loot at the oceans too

      As if looting our other natural resources isn't enough...

    2. Re:The oceans by duggy_92127 · · Score: 4, Funny
      In order to really explore our planet we would have to go down and loot at the oceans too.

      Best. Typo. Ever.

      Doug

  11. Norway to increase presence by gspr · · Score: 1

    Norway has long traditions of Antarctic exploration and research, and it was recently reported that we will be stepping up our activity considerably from 2005.
    We will once again maintain a year-round presence in Antarctica starting then.

    1. Re:Norway to increase presence by clem · · Score: 1

      It's especially unfortunate then when that shapechaging alien life-form began overtaking those same Norwegians one-by-one.

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  12. Coldest Place? by SkiifGeek · · Score: 1
    How do they determine that it is the coldest place on Earth if no one has been there to measure it?

    Wasn't the coldest inhabited place Vostok(?) in Russia? I guess that having people living on these ice domes will mean that record will be rewritten.

    1. Re:Coldest Place? by Silverstrike · · Score: 1

      Probably satelittes, using the same technology used to measure temperature not on our planet. (Thermal imaging, I beleive)

    2. Re:Coldest Place? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do they determine that it is the coldest place on Earth if no one has been there to measure it?

      I'm guessing either thermometers dropped by planes with remote reporting capability, or sensing from artificial satellites.

    3. Re:Coldest Place? by hesiod · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Wasn't the coldest inhabited place Vostok(?) in Russia?

      Isn't Vostok just the name of the Russian base in Antarctica? Look Here.

  13. Thing are looking up down there by nels_tomlinson · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Nearly 100 years ago (1913?), Ernest Shackleton (1874-1922) placed a newpaper ad: "Men Wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant danger, safe return doubtful. Honor and recognition in case of success." Nowadays, we can tell them: ``safe return probable''. That's progress.

    I enjoy spending summers in the high arctic; I think I could go for a summer or two in the high antarctic. Anyone need a statistician on the ground there for a summer? Winters are right out, though: I've spent quite enough time in the dark.

    1. Re:Thing are looking up down there by dj245 · · Score: 1
      Nearly 100 years ago (1913?), Ernest Shackleton (1874-1922) placed a newpaper ad: "Men Wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant danger, safe return doubtful. Honor and recognition in case of success." Nowadays, we can tell them: ``safe return probable''. That's progress.

      Shackleton didn't lose a single man (although they suffered quite a bit and had to eat their dogs). Progress? Perhaps Shackleton was just a brilliant commander and the other ones just sucked. (See Sir John Franklin)

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    2. Re:Thing are looking up down there by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2, Interesting
      safe return doubtful. Honor and recognition in case of success." Nowadays, we can tell them: ``safe return probable''.

      On second thought, we seem to have lost the ``Honor and recognition in case of success'' part in the intervening 91 years, so maybe it wasn't progress after all?

    3. Re:Thing are looking up down there by Damek · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dude, everything looks up from down there!

    4. Re:Thing are looking up down there by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Shackleton didn't lose a single man (although they suffered quite a bit and had to eat their dogs).

      Dogs make much better emergency rations than do skis or snow machines. If Shackelton had made his sleds out of hides and meat frozen into shape (See Vilhjálmur Stefánsson and Peter Freuchen ) instead of wood, they could have made the dogs last a little longer.

      I've been re-reading Endurance . Shackelton was certainly a gifted leader.

    5. Re:Thing are looking up down there by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Would you rather- be alive or have a purple heart?

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    6. Re:Thing are looking up down there by GlassUser · · Score: 1

      Shackelton had made his sleds out of hides and meat frozen into shape

      Whoa. I never would have thought of that. Genius.

    7. Re:Thing are looking up down there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think he was referring to the combination of staying alive AND getting some kudos too. Usually just dying 'heroically' (debatable if freezing to death trying to get to a remote cold place is such?) isn't enough to get one remembered; it's only those who achieved something, then died, that are remembered.

      Now, although two (glory, safety) do not absolutely need to be mutually exclusive, it is understandable that now that such exploration is much safer, there's less glory in doing it. That's why fire fighters get much more public support after hundreds tragically died in 9/11; their job has always been dangerous (and very important for others' safety), but population just doesn't realize it unless there's constant reminder. :-/

  14. If you want to learn a bit about Antartica... by marktaw.com · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just finished a great book on what Antartica is really like called Ice Bound by Jerri Nielsen.* After reading it, I felt like I would want to go live there for a while, except I hate the extreme cold. The sense of community is something beautiful, and completely lacking from our modern society, as well as work being your life and your life being your work (and that's a good thing).

    Good luck with your Winter-Over. If you started a blog, would yours be the first from Antartica? If you did, I would consider it a must-read.

    *Yes, I make $0.02 if you order through that link, so sue me.

    1. Re:If you want to learn a bit about Antartica... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as well as work being your life and your life being your work (and that's a good thing).

      How is that a good thing? You think your reason to live is to work?

    2. Re:If you want to learn a bit about Antartica... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the worst reason you could have.

      What would you consider better - living to reproduce? At least the work we do can set us apart from the animals.

    3. Re:If you want to learn a bit about Antartica... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > At least the work we do can set us apart from the animals.

      Unless you are a Dam Builder. Then, the beavers have got you beat.

    4. Re:If you want to learn a bit about Antartica... by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      Not trolling, but: you want to go to Antarctica to find a "sense of community"?

      That is such a geeky thing to do ...

    5. Re:If you want to learn a bit about Antartica... by Deep+Penguin · · Score: 1

      We've been blogging here since 1995 (but it wasn't called blogging back then)

      -ethan

    6. Re:If you want to learn a bit about Antartica... by marktaw.com · · Score: 1

      Some of the happiest people on Earth don't make a distinction between *work* and *life*. Mostly pre-industrial societies where people can do things like till the fields or milk the cows. It sounds like a chore, but it's extremely satisfying seeing the results of your labor.

      In particular, from the book I mentioned, the author was a doctor, so as long as everyone was healthy, her work was done, but at the same time, being the only doctor she couldn't drink too heavily because she was only on call.

      When you love your work, and it's literally your reason for being where you are, that's a good combination.

      And yes, going to the south pole to find a sense of community is really geeky.

  15. Time to resupply the flying saucer base by Alien54 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Of course, they can't bring women with them, because that is what the space aliens are after. It's the porn industry's duty to produce enough to keep the space aliens happy and thereby prevent an invasion of Planet Earth.

    I bet you didn't know that internet porn was a federally funded government project developed just for this purpose?

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  16. Antarctica - the coldest place on Earth by helfen · · Score: 3, Informative

    Antarctica holds the world's record for coldest temperature: -129F ( recorded in 1983 at the Russian Base Vostok).

    Current temp of Vostok is -64 F / -53 C.

  17. There are many claims to Antartica by woodsrunner · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Particularily by Argentina and Chile, but I think the French, Russians,Brits and maybe Chinese have some claims. Mostly it's an Argentine and Chilean thing since they are closest.

    1. Re:There are many claims to Antartica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Argentine maps include a good chunk of Antartica as part of our territory, and we have a couple of bases there. This is a perfect example of a country being stupid and unable to live together in peace (and Chile... well... they are still trying to get Pinochet in jail...).

    2. Re:There are many claims to Antartica by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      I notice on the map that the British and Argentinian territories are... the same. Well, the British one is a bit wider.

      Damn... I thought we sorted this business out in the eighties. I suppose there'll have to be a rematch now.

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  18. Think of the possibilities by xThinkx · · Score: 5, Funny

    "coldest area on earth at high altitude with nearly no women"

    Now you've done it, hardocp will soon establish a city of overclocking enthusiasts there.

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    1. Re:Think of the possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So this is the perfect place for all you /me's!

  19. LINK to U.S. activity in the Polar Regions at NSF by Danathar · · Score: 1

    http://www.nsf.gov/od/opp/antarct/start.htm

  20. I envy you. by rindeee · · Score: 1

    I have long wanted to get to do a rotation in the Antarctic, but alas there isn't a big demand for ITSEC folks there (despite the recent incidents where their systems have been compromised). Anyway, enjoy your stay and know that you have at least one adoring fan!

  21. Remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watch out for those naughty little shoggoths!

    (better yet... set up a bunch of aeolian whistles around camp... and then loan people copies of the mountains of madness)

  22. But did they find... by Sefi915 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Lost Outpost of the Ancients?

  23. Re:What?! No AvP jokes?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    I figured Bush is trying to dig up that buried mother alien to use as his running mate.

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  24. heres a map by reeb · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:heres a map by strictfoo · · Score: 1

      Hell, there's still plenty of room available for me. I claim 90 degrees west to 150 degrees west.

      And what's with France being stuck between two Australian sections?

      And then Norway. There's no end to their claim. Does their claim then just expand outwardly forever? Wrapping around the Earth to encompass the whole world?

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  25. Until.... by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1
    a guy with a little too much body hair does it. (I assume with more body hair, more water would be attached to your body, after getting out of the sauna)

    The water freezes as he goes outside. Everyone runs in horror at the idea they may come to resemble Bruce Willis.

  26. I have... by CrackedButter · · Score: 3, Funny

    the ancient gene if they need me to power the outpost.

  27. Personally by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd love to take a holiday in Antartica over the antartic winter. I'd have loads of time to work on projects, no noisy distractions and I'd finally have an excuse to stay indoors for six months!

    I'd need some kind of net connection though. The slashdottings would keep me warm during the cold winter nights.

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  28. Oh Man... by fizban · · Score: 1

    Here's hoping they don't, like, find any pyramidal temples or anything under the ice there, cause that would suck bad.

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    1. Re:Oh Man... by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Or any crazed Norwegians trying to shoot their dogs..

  29. beware of the penguin terrorists... by tuxette · · Score: 2, Funny
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    1. Re:beware of the penguin terrorists... by Peyna · · Score: 1

      "Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100 mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had." - Linux Torvalds

      (I apologize if it's misquoted, I pulled it off of another site. I remember reading it several years ago, so who knows if it's accurate.)

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    2. Re:beware of the penguin terrorists... by kesuki · · Score: 1

      I thought the preferred WMD for linux users was caffine...
      Oh wait penguins not linux users... doh..

    3. Re:beware of the penguin terrorists... by kesuki · · Score: 1

      http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/
      must learn to paste urls instead of typing them...
      must learn to paste urls instead of typing them...

  30. Earth to Eggheads. by mcmonkey · · Score: 2, Informative
    I'd really like to know what a "Polar Year" is. I click on the International Polar Year link. On that page I click on the What is IPY link.
    What is IPY

    The Polar Regions are remote areas of the Earth that have profound significance for the Earth's climate and ultimately environments, ecosystems and human society. However we still remain remarkably ignorant of many aspects of how polar climate operates and its interaction with polar environments, ecosystems and societies. To have any hope of understanding the current global climate and what might happen in future the science community needs a better picture of conditions at the poles and how they interact with and influence the oceans, atmosphere and land masses. Existing climate models do not work well in the polar regions and have for example failed to predict the dramatic break-up of Antarctic ice shelves observed in recent years. The three fastest warming regions on the planet in the last two decades have been Alaska, Siberia and parts of the Antarctic Peninsula, Thus the Polar Regions are highly sensitive to climate change and this raises real concern for the future of polar ecosystems and Arctic society.

    There have been a number of major international science initiatives in Polar Regions since the first International Polar Year in 1882-83 and all have had a major influence in overhauling our understanding of global processes in these important areas. These initiatives have involved an intense period of interdisciplinary research, collecting a broad range of measurements that provide a snapshot in time of the state of the polar regions. The last such initiative was the International Geophysical Year in 1957-58, involving 80,000 scientists from 67 countries.

    It produced unprecedented exploration and discoveries in many fields of research and fundamentally changed how science was conducted in the polar regions. Fifty years on, technological developments such as earth observation satellites, autonomous vehicles and molecular biology techniques offer enormous opportunities for a further quantum step upwards in our understanding of polar systems. An IPY in 2007-2008 also affords an opportunity to engage the upcoming generation of young Earth System scientists and to get the public to realize just how much the cold ends of the sphere we all live on really do influence us.

    So WTF is a "Polar Year"?? I know a little bit about polar climate. I know the three fastest warming regions in the last two decades. I know when the first and last "Polar Years" were. I still don't know what a "Polar Year" is or how we know when the next one is.

    Is this a political thing like Black History Month? Is it one of those made up holidays to sell more greeting cards like Secretaries Day? Is there some super-seasonal cycle of weather that affects the polls?

    I love the environment and all. I'd really like to give two shits. But first I'd have to have some clue as to wtf you are talking about.

    1. Re:Earth to Eggheads. by phiala · · Score: 2, Informative
      So WTF is a "Polar Year"?? I know a little bit about polar climate. I know the three fastest warming regions in the last two decades. I know when the first and last "Polar Years" were. I still don't know what a "Polar Year" is or how we know when the next one is.

      It's a research push. They've been doing International Something Years for a long time. (International Geophysical Year, etc.) A bunch of scientists get together and push really really hard for research funding for something big. The kind of stuff done is beyond the capabilities of any one research group or any one research grant, so these let BIG research happen.

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    2. Re:Earth to Eggheads. by serutan · · Score: 1

      Whoa, we got up on the wrong side of the bed today didn't we?

  31. Big Dead Place by Aggrajag · · Score: 3, Informative

    One of the funniest and most interesting sites I know. Site has stories about the people working over there (Antarctica) and other stuff as well.

    http://www.bigdeadplace.com/

  32. Reads different to me by AviLazar · · Score: 3, Informative

    Australia, Chile, and Argentina claim Exclusive Economic Zone (EEZ) rights or similar over 200 nm extensions seaward from their continental claims, but like the claims themselves, these zones are not accepted by other countries; 20 of 27 Antarctic consultative nations have made no claims to Antarctic territory (although Russia and the US have reserved the right to do so) and do not recognize the claims of the other nations; also see the Disputes - international entry

    Apparantly 20 of the 27 nations have not made any claims. And apparantly those 27 do not recognize claims by other nations. I think your paraphrasing is incorrect.

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  33. Warming Up by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't worry, things are warming up down there.

    Soon it will be a great summer resort with swimming and water skiing. The winter vacations will be spent in Cancun.

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  34. Re:Ozone by kirkjobsluder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They banned dogs over a decade ago because people were afraid that they would spread parvo to the seals (something scientifically impossible since it is an entirely different species)

    Viruses cross over between species all the time: Rabies,Influenza, Hantavirus, and Ebola all have large non-human reservoirs.

  35. It's not paraphrasing by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

    It's a direct quote from here.

    1. Re:It's not paraphrasing by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      It is a paraphrase of a better link from the same site from (select the location antartica). Their text takes it out of context what the rest of the statement says.
      The statement on the page specific to the United states is poor to say the least since it doesn't explain the entire situation.

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    2. Re:It's not paraphrasing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im shocked. You mean the CIA misrepresents information related to foreign afairs when describing the US? Really? Are you sure? That so doesn't sound like the peaceful, democratic, free nation that we all know and love.

      Next you will be telling me that there was no reason to invade Iraq, that the Iraqis are worse off today than they were before the US led "love in", that US citizens can be imprisioned without trial, charges or representation, that we torture people when we feel like it (at least when we think we can get away with it), that the insurgency is getting worse, and that Bush is full of shit.

      Come on. Fox news tells me all that I need to know, and they never mention this stuff, so it can't be true. I mean O'Reilly is going to fight those silly accusations against him, to prove that his producer is just a money grubbing slut. Right?

      What to think....Someone please give me my opinion. I can't take thinking for myself. Please, it hurts.

      PS
      What is the difference between Vietnam, and Iraq?

      Bush knew how to get out of Vietnam.

  36. Website run by people on Antarctica by LanMan04 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Check out Big Dead Place, a great website run by some very funny and bitter people that work at McMurdo (largest of the 3 American stations).

    Charity drives like "fuck a winter-over" and the ever-popular column "Ask a Fucked Up Winter-Over" make it worth the visit. See how these people really live.

    Oh, and they love John Carpenter's "The Thing".

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  37. Re:Ozone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah those 8 snowmobiles are destroying the world

    Would someone please think of the children!?

    Got any more pseudo-scientific horseshit for us?

  38. Already started in 15th century! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Any one care to explain how a 15th century map details the coastline of Antartica (WITHOUT glaciers) when it wasn't mapped out until the 1960?!s

    Piri Re Maps

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    1. Re:Already started in 15th century! by Xiver · · Score: 1

      Wow... I've never heard about these maps before. I wish I had some mod points for you.

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    2. Re:Already started in 15th century! by DiscoDave_25 · · Score: 1

      Whilst it's possible that this was from a warmer, advance, ancient time it's likley that this is simply a stylised map (as was the norm).

      No aliens to see here unfortunately.

    3. Re:Already started in 15th century! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Whilst it's possible that this was from a warmer, advance, ancient time

      And the point is, how LONG ago would that be?
      When was Antartica NOT under glaciers?

      > it's likley that this is simply a stylised map (as was the norm).

      Then how do you account for it's accuracy??

      > No aliens to see here unfortunately.

      Never said there were any. I'm not sure why you would even think they are relevent??

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    4. Re:Already started in 15th century! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but this guy already did: http://www.uwgb.edu/dutchs/PSEUDOSC/PiriRies.HTM

    5. Re:Already started in 15th century! by justforaday · · Score: 1

      You sure that's not a rough map of Nevada?

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    6. Re:Already started in 15th century! by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Any one care to explain how a 15th century map details the coastline of Antartica (WITHOUT glaciers) when it wasn't mapped out until the 1960?!s

      Yep. Sixth result down on that Google search you linked looks pretty thorough to me. Damn good map for the time, but Antarctica is just Terra Australis Incognita, with no real detail at all. And it's connected to South America, and overlaps most of Argentina... which rather buggers its claim to map Antarctica accurately, don't you think?

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    7. Re:Already started in 15th century! by tootlemonde · · Score: 2, Informative

      Any one care to explain how a 15th century map details the coastline of Antartica...

      The modern interest in the Piri Reis map comes from its description in Maps of the Ancient Sea Kings: Evidence of Advanced Civilization in the Ice Age by, Charles H. Hapgood, which was published in 1979. Hapgood was a professor with good academic credentials and his book describes a number of 16th century maps, all assembled from earlier maps, that showed a knowledge of the globe beyond what one would have expected at the time.

      As this analysis points out, Hapgood was very selective in which details of the maps he said corresponded to Antarctica, ignored the details that didn't fit and never considered other plausible explanations for the maps. In particular, cartographic theory at the time posited the existence of a large southern continent for no other reason than that it would balanced the land mass in the known world above the equator.

      Even if Hapgood goes well beyond the evidence, the ancient maps still seem anomalous and suggest that there are vast gaps in our knowledge of the ancient world.

    8. Re:Already started in 15th century! by derdesh · · Score: 2, Informative
      Here's a pretty good explanation.

      The author credits Piri Re for making a very good map of South America using the cartographic techniques of the time, but concludes that it is not Antarctica. Instead what is often interpreted as Antarctica is the coast of South America, perhaps bent around to fit the map onto the irregular parchment (or whatever) it is drawn on.

      Perhaps most damning to the Antarctica interpretation are the marginal notes which (according to the site author) say the coastline in question was reported by sailors blown off course, who described the region as "very hot".

    9. Re:Already started in 15th century! by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      It wasn't mapped by humans until the 20th century. But maps by previous inhabitants can be found in various places, such as the Pnakotic Manuscripts. Some of these maps are millions of years old, and glaciers are just an ephemeral phenomenon on such a timescale.

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  39. Re:What?! No AvP jokes?! by Andr0s · · Score: 1

    Good heavens, but why? Simple scientific observation would tell you that introducing caustic alien blood into Bush gene pool would most likely dilute the Bush family gene pool. After all, what outer space monster brood queen could compare to mrs. Bush?

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  40. Re:The Chinese love Antarctica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does that have to do with a story complaining about too few women?
    :-)

  41. Very interesting by Aimak · · Score: 0

    The Antartica stay-over missions are also the test bed for some new technologies that will be used in furure space exploration.

    One of my tasks at ESA is to help scientists to understand human physiology in extreme conditions, and Antartica offers exceptional conditions that simulate what a trip to Mars could be: isolation, confinement, limited food and energy, name it.

    Im very interested to know how is life at Concordia (Dome C) Station, because my test equipment will be used there in few years. Is it possible for you people at Dome C to blog or something? It would be very useful for me to know how it is an average working day in Antartica?

    1. Re:Very interesting by dargaud · · Score: 1
      Is it possible for you people at Dome C to blog or something?
      Yes, I'll blog things up but you'll have to wait a year to see the images (very limited internet connection). BTW, there are several ESA people involved, in particular for the water recycling system.
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    2. Re:Very interesting by Aimak · · Score: 0

      Well, Im mostly interested on how is the daily life. Picts can wait :-)

      Im my project crew members will have to participate in biomedical studies, so Im curious until what extend you are willing to be disturbed as experiment subjects ;-) Details like: sleeping problems, stress, depression, food quality and other psicological and physiological challenges will help me to draw a picture of how is life there during the stay.

      From today you got a new reader of your website.

  42. Re:Japs putting duct tape on a cat by SoCalChris · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Several years ago, we had a tom cat that would walk the fence next to our house at the same time, every day. We went out there early one morning and cut up some squares of packing tape, and put them on the fence upside down.

    As soon as the cat came by, he stepped in a few pieces. Then he sat down to look at his paws. As soon as he did that, we let the dog out, which scared the cat. The cat jumped off the fence and tried to take off running, but it was on bricks so he couldn't really go anywhere.

    It really did look like a Tom & Jerry cartoon. It's great fun for anyone who doesn't really care for cats.

    The cat never came down that fence again, but we still saw him around the neighborhood for a while.

  43. Re:What?! No AvP jokes?! by Daagar · · Score: 2, Funny
    Just imagine an army of a million 4'10" Chinese Predators!

    What type of /.'er are you!? Don't you know that should read "Just imagine a beowolf cluster of 4'10" Chinese Predators"?

  44. Re:What?! No AvP jokes?! by Andr0s · · Score: 1

    /me is a newbie freshman outsider clueless /.-tter, obviously.

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  45. Re:What?! No AvP jokes?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    Gee, I was going to make a joke about mating the alien mother with Ashcroft. But yours is MUCH better!

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  46. Imitation Dog by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny


    Sounds cool and stuff until some Norwegian finds somethingburied in the ice...

  47. IceCube starting up by EigenHombre · · Score: 4, Informative
    There is always a tremendous amount of science going on in Antarctica, but this year will mark the first deployment of sensors in the IceCube neutrino detector at the South Pole, one of the largest Antarctic science projects to date.

    If all goes well this Austral Summer, IceCube will deploy four "strings," each with 60 light sensors attached, at a depth of about 2 km. Subsequent years will deploy more sensors until a total of 4800 is reached, making the cubic-kilometer sized detector one of the largest on Earth.

    IceCube's quarry is primarily neutrinos of extraterrestrial origin. For the uninitiated, neutrinos are extremely elusive subatomic particles produced by high energy interactions. Candidate sources include the supermassive black holes at the heart of so-called "Active Galactic Nuclei", dark matter, and the mysterious Gamma Ray Bursts.

    A recent article has more information.
    See also a previous Slashdot post about IceCube's predecessor, AMANDA.
    Wikipedia has this introduction to neutrinos.

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  48. Antartica Exploration Forecast by Devi0s · · Score: 1

    lots and lots of ice...

    I can understand exploring the depths of the oceans before space, but an enormous block of ice?

    Yep, Bob, it's still cold here... See ya next year...

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    1. Re:Antartica Exploration Forecast by Rei · · Score: 1

      > I can understand exploring the depths of the
      > oceans before space, but an enormous block of
      > ice?

      What do you think most of space is? Ice and dead rock. At least Antarctica has a breathable atmosphere, good natural radiation sheilding (compared to most places in the universe), and costs 1/100th as much to get mass there (and back!).

      Really, though, I wish the world would cut with its "make antarctica a pristine refuge" nonsense - and I'm an environmentalist. I wish the world was getting its resources from that cold, dead, isolated rock (if you get away from the shorelines, you don't find much alive except for a minimal amount of bacteria and adapted lichens - and even if there is an accident on an ice flow, you'd have thousands of years to clean it up before it reached the sea), instead of ecologically invaluable and irreperable temperate and tropical areas. Now, I support protecting the antarctic coastline, but there's a million times more density of life in Chernobyl's dead zone than inner antarctica.

      Perhaps they could set up a system... if you want to mine anywhere in antarctica, you have to take control of a chunk of land at least N miles in radius from what you want, you're subject to the same environmental regulations as in your country of origin, and you have to turn at least as much temperate or tropical land in your country of origin into a protected zone.

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  49. Beware of the domes of ice by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 2
    To seek the sacred river Alph
    To walk the caves of ice
    To break my fast on honeydew
    And drink the milk of Paradise...

    I had heard the whispered tales of immortality
    The deepest mystery
    From an ancient book I took a clue
    I scaled the frozen mountain tops of eastern lands unknown
    Time and Man alone
    Searching for the lost Xanadu

    To stand within the Pleasure Dome
    Decreed by Kubla Khan
    To taste anew the fruits of life
    The last immortal man
    To find the sacred river Alph
    To walk the caves of ice
    Oh, I will dine on honeydew
    And drink the milk of Paradise

    A thousand years have come and gone but time has passed me by
    Stars stopped in the sky
    Frozen in an everlasting view
    Waiting for the world to end, weary of the night
    Praying for the light
    Prison of the lost Xanadu

    Held within the Pleasure Dome
    Decreed by Kubla Khan
    To taste my bitter triumph
    As a mad immortal man
    Nevermore shall I return
    Escape these caves of ice
    For I have dined on honeydew
    And drunk the milk of Paradise
    1. Re:Beware of the domes of ice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bitchin' Rush reference, dude. My compliments.

  50. You are mistaken. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Antarctica isn't a continent, as in there is no land mass. The countries can make the claims on the ice surface but that wouldn't mean anything if the ice starts to melt.

    Wrong. There is a land mass.

  51. Re:virus crossover in Antartica by woodsrunner · · Score: 1

    Yes they do cross over, but it is my understanding that the seal parvo and dog parvo are different species and the dog type doesn't infect seals. Additionally with the severe cold the parvo would be very difficult to migrate since anything at 40 below dies really quick. Finally, it wouldn't be hard to keep only healthy dogs down there.

    On the other hand, if cross over from species is that simple, why allow humans?

  52. let me be the first to say... by DrStrangeLoop · · Score: 2, Funny
    1. Re:let me be the first to say... by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Damn, you beat me to it. Guess I'll just go feed the Yog-Sothoth.

      -Peter

  53. Leng, here we come! by minotaurcomputing · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wait with baited breath for incomprehensible reports from those noble explorers concerning the ancient plateau city of Leng just east of the Mountains of Madness, built eons ago by the Great Old Ones on the very spot where they first infected our planet.

    -m

    1. Re:Leng, here we come! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I wait with baited breath

      Live or plastic?

      Oh! you meant bated breath.

  54. Great site! by October_30th · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I were given a chance of becoming an Antarctican for a while, I'd go for it. I don't even have any molars left...

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  55. IT's the 300 DEGREE CLUB by logandr · · Score: 1

    It's not the 200 degree club IT's the 300 DEGREE CLUB the sauna is turned up to 200 degrees F and we run out into -100 degree ambient temps (don't get me started on wind chill). I've done it multiple times. The 200 degree sauna is tolerable because the air is thinner (alt is 9300ft) and the air is exremely dry.

    1. Re:IT's the 300 DEGREE CLUB by KjetilK · · Score: 1
      Yep, this parent should probably be modded up. 100 F is a cold sauna, so cold one would hardly bother. 200 F is much more realistic, I've done like 190 F myself. And running out in like -5F, so I could almost do the 200 here in Norway.

      There's nothing like a nice sauna and plunging nude out in the soft snow, and running back in. It's a real rush, and simply pleasant. In a hot sauna, going out to cool off is a big part of enjoying it. But I can imagine the 300 difference being a bit extreme.... :-)

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  56. Re:Antarctica - the coldest place on Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Russians must have had to wear their overcoat on that day!

  57. The last white spot on the map. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hihi... Antarctica ... hihihmmhmmff, is hihi...ahum. Antarctica is the only hehehe hahum... white hihiHAHAhahum.... is the only white spot left on the map mfmfBWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA...

    Sorry about that.

  58. Antarctic lakes may resemble Europa by sfjoe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    11,000 feet under Antarctica is a lake. This really fascinates me as it is one of the most alien environments on Earth. It is so low in nutrients that life would have to find alternative sources of energy.

    http://www.ldeo.columbia.edu/~mstuding/vostok.ht ml

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  59. Obligatory Lovecraft reference by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1

    That map was incomplete. It didn't show the Mountains of Madness.

  60. Re:Ozone by woodsrunner · · Score: 1

    The pseudo-scientific horsesh** is that none of these scientists have adequately addressed the fact that the Arctic and Antarctic are very delicate ecosystems. The Perry Caribou, named after the explorer who used its meat to feed his fake expedition to the North Pole, is still depleted from Perry's harvest nearly a century ago.

    There are about 4,000 people down there working in a number of stations spread out through the continent. All of them are heated by diesel and other fossil fuels to temperatures similar to an office building, all of their power is generated by fossil fuels and they run a lot of massive diesel equipment to maintain roadways, runways and for travel.

    That is a lot more than eight snowmobiles. Even the hundreds of snowmobiles down there produce a good deal more pollution than if it were thousands of cars in a warm climate. In addition to the all that fuel burned, there is the amount of fuel spilled either when transfering fuel or losing vehicles due to accidents or cravasses.

    I am just inquiring as to what consideration has been spent examining these possibilities and to what extent scientist are responsible for not damaging the environments they are studying.

    Perry didn't suspect his harvest would affect the caribou population a hundred years later. What will be the results on the Antarctic environment and the Earth's a century from now by such a population explosion in the Antarctic and how are scientists addressing this?

  61. Cutting it close by cornjones · · Score: 1

    Why do we care, 200 nano meters is what, a human hair?

    1. Re:Cutting it close by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Ain't fur coats the way out of the ghetto for some animals? - Ali G.

      wa wa wee wa

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    2. Re:Cutting it close by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Hmm is it nano meters or nautical miles that they are referring to? Since they mention the sea, it seems that they are talking about nautical miles

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    3. Re:Cutting it close by cornjones · · Score: 1

      dude, it was a joke.

  62. Ukraine has a research station in Antarctica too by leighklotz · · Score: 1

    Yesterday I talked to Paul Budanov at Akademik Vernadsky Station on Galindez Island in Antarctica. Paul is there for the year, and is an amateur radio operator in addition to his scientific duties. I was using 25 Watts from my house, but I heard a friend talk to to Paul from his bicycle in Redding, California.

  63. Dear exploration team.... by CaffeineKills · · Score: 1

    If you happen upon Kurt Russell and/or sled dogs, Run the fuck away!

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  64. Re:What?! No AvP jokes?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new beowolf cluster of 4'10" Chinese Predator overlords! (Regardless of how low this thread is being moderated, I'm certainly being entertained!)

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  65. Wintering over by Tekoneiric · · Score: 1

    I would love to winter over there but I doubt they'd need a help desk tech. I wish I'd been in the right state of mind to get a science degree years ago. Of course I could always become a chef. I can make some hot foods that would seriously set people on fire. Habanero salsa anyone? - Andrea

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  66. Plateau of Leng by Kris1066 · · Score: 1

    Tell them to beware of the old ones and the Shoggoths.

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  67. Re:LINK to U.S. activity in the Polar Regions at N by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    Other than the SSBNs, of course. :)

  68. I'm not religious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I don't believe that I have any real purpose here. So my goal is to enjoy myself. My life is about enjoyment, and not work.

    I work to live, I don't live to work.

  69. Re:virus crossover in Antartica by kirkjobsluder · · Score: 1

    Yes they do cross over, but it is my understanding that the seal parvo and dog parvo are different species and the dog type doesn't infect seals.

    That could be true. I thought that eliminating dogs had a lot to do with economics however. Internal combustion engines may have efficiency problems in that kind of cold, but a gallon of gas will still get you a lot further than the equivalent weight of dog food. The use of dogs for transportation has been a quaint and expensive anachronism for a while.

    I read an anecdote that McMurdo station has enough pre-packaged butter pats to last for the next 20 years in cold storage due to a shipping error. It is more expensive to get rid of the butter than to let it sit in the freezer. Since living off the local seal and penguin populations is considered to be problematic, dog food is an expensive luxury.

    And, a quick google search reveals that canine distemper and parvovirus appears to have transferred to other species, including sea otters.

    Additionally with the severe cold the parvo would be very difficult to migrate since anything at 40 below dies really quick.

    Many viruses are not affected by extreme cold, and it is my understanding that parvo is a very hard virus to destroy. In fact, quite a bit of bacteria can survive freezing as well. The photos and descriptions I've read from McMurdo suggest that seals and humans are frequently on the same beach. This makes transmission of a highly contageous virus such as parvo extremely likely.

    On the other hand, if cross over from species is that simple, why allow humans?

    Humans are indespensible to the kinds of reseach that go on at McMurdo. Dogs stopped being indespensible with the Byrd expeditions.