I trust that Mr Mohamed's Alarm Clock has been restored to to him, after the "grown-ups" have finished making it safe.
My suggestion would be to place a switch in he clock to disarm de-activate the alarm when you don't want the whole school to evacuate when it's time for Maths.
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I thought that a conservative was a liberal that had just been mugged,
and that a liberal was a conservative who had just been stopped and searched by the police.
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> Unfortunately the process is administered by human beings who are flawed vessels at best.
A flawed vessel is even more prone than a sound one to being sunk.
Surely all good citizens should allow the government to protect itself from embarrassment when one of its imperfect vessels stuffs up?
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I understand Professor Folo Lirpa of the LMB Institute of Biology, Andorra, provided much of the early work on which the paper which you allude to in this article is based.
Your insensitive clod rating has been appropriately adjusted.
Only if you're in the union!
What's the difference between a used car salesman and a computer salesman?
The used car salesman knows when he is lying.
... and can probably drive!
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Nice Hitchhiker's Guide reference!
... on a DEC-10!
Most of my programs were stored on punched paper tape!
They're about to announce ... the osmon - the fundamental particle of smell
Corporate ethics (n): A common example of an oxymoron
eh??
Glove Manufacturers report an encouraging spike in sales
I assume that nobody planned to have a sufficiently large soft target to allow the projectiles to be "soft-landed" for re-use?
Oh, so the RN is not buying F-18s to make up the numbers?
No, just keep adding new digits after 3.14 FOREVER! ;)
Isn't that too \TeX{}nical for Linux geeks??
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Not ATT ALL
...to assign this story to the "oh, the irony" department?
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If you don't people messing around with "their" phones - license them, don't sell them.
Isn't that broken as designed??
I trust that Mr Mohamed's Alarm Clock has been restored to to him, after the "grown-ups" have finished making it safe.
My suggestion would be to place a switch in he clock to disarm de-activate the alarm when you don't want the whole school to evacuate when it's time for Maths.
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Ah yes, but is it crazy enough to be true?
I thought that a conservative was a liberal that had just been mugged, and that a liberal was a conservative who had just been stopped and searched by the police.
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> Unfortunately the process is administered by human beings who are flawed vessels at best. A flawed vessel is even more prone than a sound one to being sunk. Surely all good citizens should allow the government to protect itself from embarrassment when one of its imperfect vessels stuffs up? -- E
Your insensitive clod rating has been appropriately adjusted.
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That's the first feature that Management will disable. It would be a good idea in an organisation where transparency is highly valued, however.
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