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  1. Re:uh-oh on PC Users Fight Distractions to Work · · Score: 0

    4. CowboyNeal memory (dear God, no!)
    5. I can't have memories, you insensitve clod!
    6. In Soviet Russia, memories create you!

    Or something...

  2. Mod parent up on Cellphone Drivers Drive Like Drunks · · Score: 0

    I am amused by your post. Were I in possession of mod-points, I would bestow them upon you.

  3. Re:headphones on iPod Most Popular Music Player on Microsoft Campus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Could be, or maybe they just don't want to get mugged. White iPod headphone do a great job of saying "I've got an expensive, easy to steal piece of electronics on me."

    Exactly! 'Cause I know I certainly keep hearing about these muggings that happen to all these people wearing iPods in upper-middle class neighborhoods, schools, universities, and especially large, patrolled software giant campuses.

    ...

  4. Re:I doubt very much CO would be a problem on Solar Super-Sail Could Reach Mars in a Month · · Score: 1

    Not to mention the spacecraft could be unmanned, thus null and voiding worries about CO fixation.

  5. What's to keep the microwaves from cooking... on Solar Super-Sail Could Reach Mars in a Month · · Score: 1

    ...the rest of the equipment?

    "It's pretty cool," says Geoffrey Landis, a physicist at NASA's Glenn Research Center in Cleveland, Ohio. "There are obviously some details to be worked out here, but in a fundamental way the idea makes sense."

    Is that what Landis means by "some details to be worked out"?

    Scientist 1: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news about our new solar-sail microwave-powered craft.
    Scientist 2: Okay, what's the good news?
    Scientist 1: Our craft reached acceleration at unprecedented rates!
    Scientist 2: That is good news! What's the bad?
    Scientist 1: We also nuked its millions of dollars in research equipment.
    Scientist 2: Oh well, it's not like we've wasted money before on ambitious space projects. *cough*

  6. Re:Follow the Money on Breaking Away from Programming? · · Score: 1

    Caveat: Don't expect to ever make lots of money as a research scientist.

    At least for academic research, this is good advice.

  7. Re:Back to the Future on Episode III Opening Crawl Released · · Score: 1

    Shutup, butthead!

  8. Re:In other news... on Microsoft Posts Record Earnings · · Score: 1

    Ha!

  9. At least one important greenhouse gas forgotten on New Climate Change Warning · · Score: 1

    What's interesting is that this study does not include a very important greenhouse gas, DMS (dimethyl sulfide), which is responsible for cloud condensation among other things, and thus plays a major role in greenhouse effects. The degradation of oceanic DMSP (dimethylsulfonopropionate) to DMS is one of the major factors being studied in the two labs I work for. Actually I work for the SIMO project, which is a joint project between these two labs.

    I'm sure there were other factors not incorporated into this model that would be of use to consider. Hopefully, as the average user's computer becomes more powerful, the researchers behind ClimatePrediction.net will incorporate more factors and a more complex model to help give even more likely results.

  10. How many times do I have to tell you k|dd|35... on Running Windows Viruses Under Linux · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...to stop Wine-ing

    Geeze!

  11. Re:Light Speed Travel on Blazing Speed: The Fastest Stuff In The Universe · · Score: 1

    Yes, well stated! Joe Haldeman incorporated this phenomenon in his Sci-Fi novel The Forever War.

  12. Re:A Response on Legal Rights for Computers · · Score: 1

    The question is, does someone who types "OH GOD THE USB CABLE IS ENTERING MY EYESOCKET!" really need to use exclamation marks?

    No, but it was probably added posthumously by autocomplete.

  13. Re:Legal Rights & Partners on Legal Rights for Computers · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Does this mean computers could get legally married? Will we see adultury among computers ("you've been wirelessly networking with that laptop again!")

    More interestingly, will computers be "coming out"? Will we see PCs telling their owners that "actually, I prefer Linux to Windows." ("I'm the only Linux PC in the village?")

    Well, I certainly hope not! I don't want my computer talking dirty to me like that! Next thing you know, it'll--why, it'll be asking for a good fsck!

  14. I for one... on GIMP 2.2 Released · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...welcome our new GIMP overlords!

    Thanks so much to the GIMP crew for making this software! I absolutely love it for making graphics for my spare-time webdesign!

    GIMP developers ROCK!!!

  15. Re:OS on Labels Trying New CD Copy Prevention Systems · · Score: 1

    Dear Mr. Attack

    I got the following error when trying to follow the steps in your HOW-TO:

    ERROR: The following packages could not be installed: DRMplayer
    Reason: The following packages conflicted:
    freedom: should be absent (currently half-present)
    open-source: should be absent (currently present)
    unregulated_hardware: should be regulated by hardware vendor (currently not)
    Would you like to REMOVE the following packages and try reinstalling [Y/y]?

    Any help would be greatly appreciated.

  16. Re:Isn't that a little cramped? on Labels Trying New CD Copy Prevention Systems · · Score: 1

    Well, for pop albums, that's the perfect amount of time for the hit songs, minus the filler.

    Wait, no--I must be mistaken. It's all filler. Darn.

  17. Re:OOH object oriented hardware on Intel Expands Core Concept for Chips · · Score: 1

    Dear Mr. Heal

    We at Microsoft would like to inform you that your idea of OOH turned out to not be so naive. You can look forward to seeing your idea exploited by us in Longhorn when we release it in 2006, or maybe early 2008, or 2010--we're not really sure yet, we're still busy working on some current security issues.

    Also, since you did not apply for a patent, we went ahead and applied for one, and now hold IP rights to this concept--so don't even think about it! Sucker!

    Sincerely

    Steve Ballmer
    CEO Microsoft

  18. Re:Universities on Finding Student IT Security Placements in the Industry? · · Score: 1

    I second this. The EITS department at the university I work at has been generous in taking in students.

  19. Re:Selling features on Virtual Island Sells For $26,500 · · Score: 1

    Prospective Buyer: Those screaming sounds out there in the wilderness--are those normal?
    Real Estate Agent: Oh, yes! But they're nothing to worry about--just newbies getting attacked. I think it rather adds to the charm; don't you!?
    Prospective Buyer: Do you have any other properties?...

  20. Re:What about removing the splash screen? on GIMP 2.2 Splash Screen Contest Revisited · · Score: 1

    There should be choice then. Lets put an option to disable the splash screen!

    gimp --no-splash
    or
    gimp -s
    or
    gimp -no-splash-image
    or
    gimp -S
  21. Re:bias article? on GIMP 2.2 Splash Screen Contest Revisited · · Score: 1

    More than 666 splash screens have been submitted would that be a conservative estimate?

    That depends who you ask. Some conservatives might say that it's just another one of those damn Godless liberals' estimates...

    I joke...

  22. Alternative in Lieu on WPDFD Comes To An End · · Score: 1, Informative

    There's always A List Apart as a nice, still "publishing" resource. :-)

  23. Re:heh on Python 2.4 Final Released · · Score: 0

    1) buy != by
    2) Of course, if he was using the Python interactive interpreter, he would have known this without even having to wait for it to compile! :-D

  24. I, for one... on Open Source Geeks Considered Modern Heroes · · Score: 1, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our Geek Hero Overlords.

  25. Time for another "Good Idea, Bad Idea" on POTM Contest Lives Again · · Score: 0

    Good Idea: Programmer of the Month contest

    Bad Idea: Programmer of the Month pin-up calendar

    This sounds really exciting; I'll enjoy it from the sidelines, as an amateur, for-fun programmer.

    ...No, no--the contest, not the calendar! Sheesh.