If anyone cares to remember, Morrissey is that whiney lead singer of the Smiths. Eventually, I think he found out what Zoloft was and started to make a few good songs. (The Cure > The Smiths)
Reguardless, TIA is clueless. Apparently, the establishment seems to be more interested in interrigating some guy in some gothic punk rock band than actually going after...oh...let me think...OSAMA BIN LADEN!
Keep in mind that ever since 1999, post-Columbine to be exact, the government has been spying on just about every 13 year old whose ever walked into a Hot Topic or been to a Marylin Manson concert. They just might "shoot up the school" or "explode a bomb during a high school assembly". To which, TIA has just about every LiveJournal and MySpace account monitored.
What the government does not see is that it is not the spooky kids with their esoteric lifestyle or the geeky kids with their knowledge of computer networks who are a threat to national security, It's those perky, happy mainstream kids who are the threat! especially the ones who are part of some high school religious organization.
At this point, the FBI is wasting there time with Morrissey. And those British Intellegence agents, shouldn't they be finding the chavs that executed Britans largest bank heist a few days ago rather than questioning this guy. Who are they going to interview next? Nick Cave? Siouxsie Sioux? Adam Ant?
Total Information Awareness is an experiment that is DOOMED TO FAIL!
I'm surprised I am not getting points knocked off for redundancy everytime I post a demand for Google Calendar whenever Google comes up with something stupid. I swear, they're must be a meth lab down the street from Google and the ammonia cloud has blown towards their building and is killing braincells at Google.
Google Employee: "Lets do things for no RASIN!"
It's kind of hard for google to actually do anything involving time managment especially when they don't even have a Todo List.
From the Home Office of Mojo Jojo
1 Volcano Observatory Place
Townsville, USA
To: The City of Townsville
Dear Citizens of the City of Townsville,
I, Mojo Jojo, have developed an evil plot to take a very mystical story and sling my monkey dropping all over it. And I, Mojo Jojo, feel not remorse if this movie stinks at the box office. I am willing to spend the money and the resources to make certain that this cinematic feature is a complete and udder catastrophe that neither you or the Powerpuff Girls can stop.
I have studied that there is no reason to steal from banks anymore. Thanks to my superior intellect, I, Mojo Jojo, have learned that I can steel more money by making people just give it to me through legal commerce by creating a mediocre feature that will haunt people for years on end. A few people may even start a fan club honoring my work allowing me to take more money from the people of Townville. I could be like that John Heder person. Could you believe that people wasted good money on seeing such a movie. While I, Mojo Jojo, have plans on creating a death ray that will oblterate all the actors of the terrible movie that I saw as well as the state of Idaho, I hav decided to delay obliterating everyone and everything that reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite. People will rejoyce and display there graditude by wearing "Vote for Mojo" shirt, not "Vote for Pedro". Mojo would make a better candidate than Pedro, who ever the hell he is.
I know that my plan will be successful, unlike all the other attempts that were thwarted by those annoying Powerpuff Girls!
I think I heard this message on my shortwave radio this afternoon:
Ipod Borg PSPs
Which translated
We are the Ipod Borg. Lower your PSPs. We will add your biological and technological knowledge to our own. You must conform. You must consume. You must obey.
/winces at how the iPod has already destroyed the Japanese language.
* Possible Chamber of Commerce Video Dialog *
Welcome to Torvaldsville, S. Korea! Home of Torvalds University, home of the Fighting Penguins! GO PENGUINS!
* Hums the Notre Damne Theme. *
I'm glad to see that Google understands that they don't need to be 100% open-source or 100% commercial. Nor does it have to be 50-50. Whatever Google decides is there decision and is their own decision.
From first hand experience, after convincing my father recently to retract the advice of my brother to use Microsoft Anti-Virus, which downloaded 174 Viruses, Spywares, even a third party program that downloaded more baddies in exchange for any personal information. MAV even allowed one of these programs to modify the registry letting in a Trojan Horse virus which changed the wallpaper to something that disabled most of the control settings. It wasn't until I got Norton Internet Security that I discovered all this information.
Microsoft Anti-Virus only looks out for itself and does not protect your computer.
Kandy, KDE's Phone Syncronization application, and KPilot, KDE's Palm Syncronization application, were scrapped in favor of another program called "The Sync". The only problem: "The Sync" doesn't exist yet. I could never get KPilot to sync with my PDA or Kandy to work with my Motorola phone. And I don't even want to us anything GNOME has to offer considering I use Kontact. I can only assume that KDE is waiting on the Linux guys to find some way to get the Motorola's to sync.
Children laughing in the park
The ravens descend and tear them apart.
CRY children! Where are your arms?
CRY children! Where are your eyes?
DIE children! Your blood tastes like candy.
Joshua:Shall we play a game? David Lightman: Oh! Jennifer: I think it missed him.
David Lightman: Yeah. Weird isn't it? Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War. Joshua:Wouldn't you perfer a nice game of chess? David Lightman:Later. Right now lets play Global Thermonuclear War. Joshua:Fine.
Monday
The world is a pitch black place. I leave my cage. I see the people down the street. I hope one of them dies.
Tuesday
Children in the park. The air is so stagnant. A dirge to anyone whose traffic is within the city. Consumer whores have no sole.
Wednesday
High School Assemblies are evil. The humans collect themselves for a meaningless celebration. The sun it burns. I long for my solitude. I wish a cat would get that peppy song bird!
Thursday
I saw Jay. Told him to caw me later. My spelling checker is not working.
Friday
Saw The Crow for the umteenth time. Ruffled my feathers at some creepy goth kids who were following me. Humans are scary.
Satuday - Poop Day!
My favorite day of the week. Nailed the a car with football players. Grossed out their cheerleader girlfriends. Got caught by the scientists again.
Sunday
Escaped the lab. Found computer. My last entry and nothing more. If some human replys the word "nevermore" I will peck their eye out!
Time again for one of my "Practically It's not Flamebait" soapbox discussions. Has anyone ever notice that there is not a single governement on this planet soley based on scientific fact? Every government on this planet is based (even those of athiest view points) is based on morals and religous belief. Even if such a government existed, our government would probably react like this.
Before I use the Google distro of Linux I would like to see a few things:
KDE should be the dominate environment. Even Linus likes KDE more than GNOME.
Google needs to understand the difference between Linux and BSD if there are some things they don't want to share, BSD should be the way to go. However, with consumer loyality at an all time high (Thank you Google for reminding the government who is a bigger miserable failure than the rest of us!) Google can continue to practice their "Don't be evil" attitude if they have nothing to hide.
Google can find to use SSH on port 80. The only time-share I want is a secure shell on the internet that is not blocked because it is on port 22. The same can be said about an IRC client.
To those guys at Tivo and Nintendo, I say go for it. At least it will prevent Microsoft from trying to take over them. Besides, it willl alow Cisco to get some of there wireless products (Linksys), to work with their products.
Screw this! I like big butts and I can not lie...
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Obesity Contagious?
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· Score: 1
Why is this even on/.? This is MANUFACTURED NEWS! What better way to belittle all those ugly, fat people than to tell them "You'll never be beautiful." "You'll never be happy unless you conform." "You're stature is the result of a disease." The only thing they haven't offered is volutary death by firing squad.
Yeah, they would actually offer that as a "cure for obesity and uglyness".
Don't believe the hype!
If anything, I like a moderately chubby girl. It means that they eat well, and that the best way to this womans heart is through her stomach. Give me a fat chick and let me kiss her ever so sweetly!:-)
Microsoft: CONFORM! CONSOOME! OBEY!
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· Score: 1
Yet another one of my posts where the subject explains everything short and sweet. K.I.S.S.
Gee, I wonder why he is for Google's censorship in China? Oh, yeah thats right. More traffic for MSN. Nice try, Bill, but China is not stupid. That kind of talk will ban Google AND MSN.
And so begins the war on the wired world. They are only interested in tracking us like animals. They see everyone who opposes them as deviants. It is time everyone start storming the castle for a change and tell these invaders of privacy and robbers of natural and technological freedoms: "WE ARE NOT TERRORISTS!"
Our government talks about "homeland-security" and "protection from terrorists". THE GOVERNMENT IS THE TERRORISTS! (like you haven't heard that a million times.) They want to be secure from thought, from deviance, from any form of change what-so-ever that disturbs the control of power! The government is out of control. They found a loophole in Check$ and balance$. It's time we put the status-quo back in their place!
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it!
Dear American Government,
GTFO my internets!
Sincerely,
The American People.
Control the Airwaves!
Fuel the the reaction!
Use Every weapon of mass-distraction
Turn active people in to passive consumers
Feed 'em bogus polls and harebrainded rumors!
Cut back civil rights
Make no mistake
Tell 'em homeland security is now at stake!
Whip up a frenzy keep 'em suspended DON'T LET THEM KNOW THAT THEIR LIBERTY'S ENDED!
Slashdot Mirror
Yeah, but I'd rather download a dozen worms before I'd use Google Desktop.
If anyone cares to remember, Morrissey is that whiney lead singer of the Smiths. Eventually, I think he found out what Zoloft was and started to make a few good songs. (The Cure > The Smiths)
Reguardless, TIA is clueless. Apparently, the establishment seems to be more interested in interrigating some guy in some gothic punk rock band than actually going after...oh...let me think...OSAMA BIN LADEN!
Keep in mind that ever since 1999, post-Columbine to be exact, the government has been spying on just about every 13 year old whose ever walked into a Hot Topic or been to a Marylin Manson concert. They just might "shoot up the school" or "explode a bomb during a high school assembly". To which, TIA has just about every LiveJournal and MySpace account monitored.
What the government does not see is that it is not the spooky kids with their esoteric lifestyle or the geeky kids with their knowledge of computer networks who are a threat to national security, It's those perky, happy mainstream kids who are the threat! especially the ones who are part of some high school religious organization.
At this point, the FBI is wasting there time with Morrissey. And those British Intellegence agents, shouldn't they be finding the chavs that executed Britans largest bank heist a few days ago rather than questioning this guy. Who are they going to interview next? Nick Cave? Siouxsie Sioux? Adam Ant?
Total Information Awareness is an experiment that is DOOMED TO FAIL!
BTW, Hi, TIA! You guys suck!
/Plays David Bowie f/ Trent Reznor - I'm Afraid of Americans
From the Home Office of Mojo Jojo
1 Volcano Observatory Place
Townsville, USA
To: The City of Townsville
Dear Citizens of the City of Townsville,
I, Mojo Jojo, have developed an evil plot to take a very mystical story and sling my monkey dropping all over it. And I, Mojo Jojo, feel not remorse if this movie stinks at the box office. I am willing to spend the money and the resources to make certain that this cinematic feature is a complete and udder catastrophe that neither you or the Powerpuff Girls can stop.
I have studied that there is no reason to steal from banks anymore. Thanks to my superior intellect, I, Mojo Jojo, have learned that I can steel more money by making people just give it to me through legal commerce by creating a mediocre feature that will haunt people for years on end. A few people may even start a fan club honoring my work allowing me to take more money from the people of Townville. I could be like that John Heder person. Could you believe that people wasted good money on seeing such a movie. While I, Mojo Jojo, have plans on creating a death ray that will oblterate all the actors of the terrible movie that I saw as well as the state of Idaho, I hav decided to delay obliterating everyone and everything that reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite. People will rejoyce and display there graditude by wearing "Vote for Mojo" shirt, not "Vote for Pedro". Mojo would make a better candidate than Pedro, who ever the hell he is.
I know that my plan will be successful, unlike all the other attempts that were thwarted by those annoying Powerpuff Girls!
Victory will be mine! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Sincerely, Your Bestest Friend,
Mojo Jojo
PS: (|):|33) pwn3z joo!
Which translated
/winces at how the iPod has already destroyed the Japanese language.
* Possible Chamber of Commerce Video Dialog *
Welcome to Torvaldsville, S. Korea! Home of Torvalds University, home of the Fighting Penguins! GO PENGUINS! * Hums the Notre Damne Theme. *
I'm glad to see that Google understands that they don't need to be 100% open-source or 100% commercial. Nor does it have to be 50-50. Whatever Google decides is there decision and is their own decision.
* Insert cliche Borg reference here *
Do you think Microsoft had planned this out? I mean it's not the first corporation Microsoft has used to sue some one else.
From first hand experience, after convincing my father recently to retract the advice of my brother to use Microsoft Anti-Virus, which downloaded 174 Viruses, Spywares, even a third party program that downloaded more baddies in exchange for any personal information. MAV even allowed one of these programs to modify the registry letting in a Trojan Horse virus which changed the wallpaper to something that disabled most of the control settings. It wasn't until I got Norton Internet Security that I discovered all this information.
Microsoft Anti-Virus only looks out for itself and does not protect your computer.
Do not use Microsoft Anti-Virus!
Kandy, KDE's Phone Syncronization application, and KPilot, KDE's Palm Syncronization application, were scrapped in favor of another program called "The Sync". The only problem: "The Sync" doesn't exist yet. I could never get KPilot to sync with my PDA or Kandy to work with my Motorola phone. And I don't even want to us anything GNOME has to offer considering I use Kontact.
I can only assume that KDE is waiting on the Linux guys to find some way to get the Motorola's to sync.
I've said this a million times already! G-mail needs a calendar application! Forget this chatting crap! I need help with time management!
Way to go France!
*pecks MadJo's eye out*
Hey, he (the raven) warned you no to say it.
Monday
The world is a pitch black place. I leave my cage. I see the people down the street. I hope one of them dies.
Tuesday
Children in the park. The air is so stagnant. A dirge to anyone whose traffic is within the city. Consumer whores have no sole.
Wednesday
High School Assemblies are evil. The humans collect themselves for a meaningless celebration. The sun it burns. I long for my solitude. I wish a cat would get that peppy song bird!
Thursday
I saw Jay. Told him to caw me later. My spelling checker is not working.
Friday
Saw The Crow for the umteenth time. Ruffled my feathers at some creepy goth kids who were following me. Humans are scary.
Satuday - Poop Day!
My favorite day of the week. Nailed the a car with football players. Grossed out their cheerleader girlfriends. Got caught by the scientists again.
Sunday
Escaped the lab. Found computer. My last entry and nothing more. If some human replys the word "nevermore" I will peck their eye out!
Time again for one of my "Practically It's not Flamebait" soapbox discussions.
Has anyone ever notice that there is not a single governement on this planet soley based on scientific fact? Every government on this planet is based (even those of athiest view points) is based on morals and religous belief. Even if such a government existed, our government would probably react like this.
To those guys at Tivo and Nintendo, I say go for it.
At least it will prevent Microsoft from trying to take over them. Besides, it willl alow Cisco to get some of there wireless products (Linksys), to work with their products.
Why is this even on /.? This is MANUFACTURED NEWS! What better way to belittle all those ugly, fat people than to tell them "You'll never be beautiful." "You'll never be happy unless you conform." "You're stature is the result of a disease." The only thing they haven't offered is volutary death by firing squad.
:-)
Yeah, they would actually offer that as a "cure for obesity and uglyness".
Don't believe the hype!
If anything, I like a moderately chubby girl. It means that they eat well, and that the best way to this womans heart is through her stomach. Give me a fat chick and let me kiss her ever so sweetly!
Yet another one of my posts where the subject explains everything short and sweet. K.I.S.S.
Gee, I wonder why he is for Google's censorship in China? Oh, yeah thats right. More traffic for MSN.
Nice try, Bill, but China is not stupid. That kind of talk will ban Google AND MSN.
And so begins the war on the wired world. They are only interested in tracking us like animals. They see everyone who opposes them as deviants. It is time everyone start storming the castle for a change and tell these invaders of privacy and robbers of natural and technological freedoms: "WE ARE NOT TERRORISTS!"
Our government talks about "homeland-security" and "protection from terrorists". THE GOVERNMENT IS THE TERRORISTS! (like you haven't heard that a million times.) They want to be secure from thought, from deviance, from any form of change what-so-ever that disturbs the control of power! The government is out of control. They found a loophole in Check$ and balance$. It's time we put the status-quo back in their place!
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it!
GTFO my internets!
Sincerely,
The American People.
--Stars & Stripes by KMFDM
It's true. MySpace.com is owned by the News Corp. http://sirkowski.deviantart.com/journal/7668171/