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Family Guy's Stewie to Host Talk Show

blake3737 writes "Stewie, of Family Guy Fame, will be joining the ranks animated talk show hosts, such as Space Ghost (Tad Ghostal). He will be hosting an internet talk show. " Somewhere Brak is crying.

241 comments

  1. Great. by SenorPez · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just one more reason to think Family Guy has totally sold out. What's next, a spin-off featuring Cleveland and Quagmire as they move to Texas?

    1. Re:Great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      No, they're going to make a spinoff where Peter and Chris go to a mystical spring in China to do martial-arts training. While they are training, Chris falls into a magic pond in the spring that turns him into a girl and Peter falls into a pond that turns him into a panda. Wackyness ensues.

    2. Re:Great. by jinxidoru · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I must disagree that Family Guy has sold out. I was an avid fan before it was canceled and have remained such ever since. As such, I must say that Family Guy is funnier than ever. The recent episode about the FCC was quite possibly the funniest episode of anything I have seen in a long, long time. Now Simpsons, that's a different matter. They have definitely sold out.

    3. Re:Great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah...too bad niether Simpsons nor Family Guy have sold out.
      But thanks for playing...

    4. Re:Great. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      What's so bad about selling out?

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    5. Re:Great. by joelleo · · Score: 1

      Well now I've got some advice for you, little buddy. Before you point your finger you should know that _I'M_ the man, and if I'm the man then you're the man and he's the man as well so you can point that fscking finger up your lsass!

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    6. Re:Great. by Meagermanx · · Score: 1

      Family Guy 1/2?

    7. Re:Great. by sp0rk173 · · Score: 1

      Totally disagree. As long as it's still funny, i'll still watch it. The writing is far more insightful and funny than just about anything else out there. Thats the thing...when family guy was brought back the EXACT same writers and animators were hired on to do their thing, and family guy was given a multi-year contract - basically giving them license to push the envelope. The writing doesn't suck, they didn't sell out.

    8. Re:Great. by poopdeville · · Score: 1
      But it's not funny. Family Guy is just formulaic now. Here's the run down of a family guy joke:

      Character X says something to Character Y. Character Y reminisces about something inappropriate || outlandish || sexual || from the 80s. Har Har. You can see the "joke" coming from a mile away.

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    9. Re:Great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm waiting for the Family guy and American dad crossover episode/dvd.

  2. This means that it is time for.... by Artie_Effim · · Score: 5, Funny

    A SEXY PARTY !!!! Oh, wait, slashdot..hmmm... A LAN PARTY then!

    1. Re:This means that it is time for.... by 'nother+poster · · Score: 5, Funny

      Off topic? That is a classic Stewieism. You really should lear about the voice and speech patterns of the characters in a show before moding on comments concerning the show.

      Ooh, I know. We'll give the pimply faced loser in his mothers basement mod points. That'll make things right for sure.

    2. Re:This means that it is time for.... by Thwomp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Off topic? You shall rue this day... Well go on, start ruing!

    3. Re:This means that it is time for.... by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Funny
      And there will be women and drinking and Al Sharpton on the piano. What's that, you say? No Al Sharpton? Damn! No piano? Double damn! Yes, well, I suppose Linus Torvalds would do, if that's all you've got. He can't come until 10? Oh, I see. Yes, I suppose examining Microsoft's source code -is- more important.... Well then there's really not much of a point, I guess.... Alright, then. Goodbye.

      Oh, well, then. I suppose I shall be forced to postpone this little soirée for a bit and make haste in my bid for world domination instead. Yes... Hmm... Yeeesss.... That would be nice. Yeeessss. Stewie Griffin, president of the universe. That has a nice ring to it, don't you think, Rupert?

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    4. Re:This means that it is time for.... by hobbesx · · Score: 3, Funny
      Off Topic?


      Well! Outrages I have suffered today will not be soon forgotten!
      I will not be forgetting these outrages! No No!

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    5. Re:This means that it is time for.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you! Change me!

    6. Re:This means that it is time for.... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Off topic? You shall rue this day... Well go on, start ruing!"

      Hey! Wait! Mod me back up! I'll give you anything you want! Money!? Women?? ...Men?

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    7. Re:This means that it is time for.... by Zantetsuken · · Score: 1

      hows it off topic? thats a direct quote from Stewie in the episode he dances with the chics for about 15 seconds (like how when he's thinking of being a Naval captain, he imagines himself on the deck of an old wooden ship, singing songs that have questionable "homosexual" (to be poloticaly correct, and not get flamed at by any "homosexuals" on /. reading this) possiblitys with the crew of the ship...)

    8. Re:This means that it is time for.... by generic-man · · Score: 1

      Outrages, right. Got it.

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    9. Re:This means that it is time for.... by NeuralAbyss · · Score: 1

      Well, this is completely off topic... but don't worry about the politically correct bullshit. I think most of us can take a comment or joke.

    10. Re:This means that it is time for.... by Phleg · · Score: 1

      Outrages. Yeah, I think we got it.

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    11. Re:This means that it is time for.... by Zantetsuken · · Score: 1

      well, now that i think about it, ya it would be off-topic, i just couldnt see how it was since it was doing exactly what 90% off the posts on this article are nothing but quotes from stewie - its kinda hard to tell the difference between something thats off topic and another thats not when most all the posts are off topic...

  3. I wonder... by rob_squared · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder if he'll allow Bill Cosby to come on as a guest. :)

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    1. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      What I wonder is why Slashdot has copied almost EVERY STORY VERBATIM from the Digg Home Page for the last week?

      Slashdot: News that's old, Stuff that's copied.

    2. Re:I wonder... by supertoad · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      STFU the reason that i stopped reading digg is that everybody on there cant stop masturbating over how they are better than slashdot. please leave that stuff on digg, and keep posting intelligent comments on /.

    3. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Digg's comments can make anything look intelligent in comparison. Even Slashdot.

  4. Lois by underground+alliance · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

  5. A Ruthless, Abrasive , Arrogent Talk Show Host... by Cr0w+T.+Trollbot · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...who longs to take over the world.

    Nah, no one will ever buy that...

    Crow T. Trollbot

  6. at-last-a-reason-to-turn-your-computer-on by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Depends upon your perspective on Stewie and/or Family Guy. At first Stewie was a megalomaniacal infant with Peter Lorre's voice, now he's some amalgamation of sleazy teenager/adult in an infant body with some of the imagination of a toddler (i.e. holding a phone call with Grover while Brian sits in a cubicle outside his office.)

    I dunno. I don't think I can come up with any real questions other than, "Why is this a good idea?"

    I find myself constantly challenged to actually turn on the TV to watch Family Guy

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    1. Re:at-last-a-reason-to-turn-your-computer-on by krgallagher · · Score: 1
      "Why is this a good idea?"

      According to the article here is why it is a good idea:
      "He added that the idea for the show has been embraced on Madison Avenue by potential advertisers."

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    2. Re:at-last-a-reason-to-turn-your-computer-on by LoveMuscle · · Score: 3, Funny

      You can't figure out how to turn on the TV?

    3. Re:at-last-a-reason-to-turn-your-computer-on by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      I actually do like Family Guy, but I don't know if a talk show is going to work for the Stewie character. I'm afraid the Stewie character on Family Guy doesn't really have enough depth on his own. I like Stewie in small doses, but I don't think I'll want to sit through a half hour of him. Space Ghost works because of the other characters on the show, the quirkiness of the show in general, and the length of the segments. Without a supporting cast to carry some of the load, I'm not sure any of this will work.

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    4. Re:at-last-a-reason-to-turn-your-computer-on by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      At first Stewie was a megalomaniacal infant with Peter Lorre's voice, now he's some amalgamation of sleazy teenager/adult in an infant body with some of the imagination of a toddler.

      There! You've nailed exactly why I don't think the Family Guy is nearly as funny as it was when it started out. Stewie's megalomania and hatred for his mother are very large parts of what drew me to the show. Now that he's just all confused about sex and more of a smartass than anyone his age could be, I really don't care for the character as much.

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    5. Re:at-last-a-reason-to-turn-your-computer-on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peter: Don't worry, I got it all worked out. We'll move to England, huh? Worst they got there is, you know, drive-by... arguments...
      [Meanwhile, in England.]
      Englishman: I say, Jeremy, isn't that Reginald B. Stifworth, the young upstart chap who's been touting the merits of a united European commonwealth?
      Jeremy: Why yes, I daresay it is.
      Englishman: Oh, let's get him.
      [They drive up.]
      Englishman: Oh Reginald... I disagree.
      [drives off]

      STEWIE FOR GOVENOR!

    6. Re:at-last-a-reason-to-turn-your-computer-on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Stewie has a lot more depth than Space Ghost.

  7. Actually, this could be good by Rooked_One · · Score: 3, Funny

    I mean, its stewie - which is great, but if McFarlen makes up the questions for the interviews, it would be fabulous, becuase hes a very deep guy and a brilliant philosopher.

    1. Re:Actually, this could be good by generic-man · · Score: 1

      For those of you who don't know Seth MacFarlane's "brilliant philosophy," I urge you to pick up his best-selling book Remember That Time I Built a Successful TV Show Out Of 20-Year-Old Pop Culture References?

      It's awesome. It's just like that time I tried to emulate something I saw on TV 30 years ago.

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    2. Re:Actually, this could be good by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Heh, that's just like the time I used to work for Seth MacFarlane and got a kick out of reading all your comments.

    3. Re:Actually, this could be good by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      To be fair, I have absolutely no idea what he does when he's not writing cartoons centered around twenty year old pop culture references. For all we know, he could be a leading scholar on philosophy of mind during hiatuses.

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    4. Re:Actually, this could be good by hevenor · · Score: 1

      Hopefully it takes off and Stewie can finally end Opera's reign of estrogrnical terror!

    5. Re:Actually, this could be good by damsa · · Score: 1

      Shakespeare was once a pop culturist. His plays were seen by the masses and had references to recent, okay maybe Caeser wasn't too recent references. I imagine 500 years from now, high school kids will be performing McFarland teleplays and scholars will argue that McFarland wasn't one person but many different people and most likely was actually a woman.

  8. You know mother... by varmittang · · Score: 3, Funny

    Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're going to get. However your life is more like a box of ACTIVE HAND GRENADES!

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    1. Re:You know mother... by jtorkbob · · Score: 0, Troll

      suck... suck... suck... suck...

      blow... blow... blow... blow...

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    2. Re:You know mother... by jtorkbob · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Hey, wait a minute - I'm not trolling, I was just picking up where the '1234' joke left off.

      Offtopic, yes; troll, no.

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  9. No, he can't! by Landshark17 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If he does get his own talk show he'll have ample opportunity to unleash his mind-control device on an unsuspecting populace!

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    1. Re:No, he can't! by varmittang · · Score: 1

      Or it will be like Jerry Springer, but he will be the cross dresseer.

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    2. Re:No, he can't! by Servo5678 · · Score: 1

      I'm-a gonna sit here and enjoy it. And Ghost Dad is the best movie I've seen since Leonard Part 6.

  10. The fat man make a pun.. by QuesarVII · · Score: 1

    The fat man makes a pun and you all wet yourselves.. I give you gold and I get squat!
    Well, it's looks like he's cashing in on that gold! Stewie is definitely one of the funniest characters on Family Guy. I just hope they don't ruin it with this farce of a talk show.

    1. Re:The fat man make a pun.. by everphilski · · Score: 1

      me too

    2. Re:The fat man make a pun.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stewie is definitely one of the funniest characters on Family Guy.

      That's kind of damning with faint praise, however.

  11. How interesting by gasmonso · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I loved this show when it first came out. Of course the network didn't support it well and it got canceled. My how times have changed because this show has taken off much to the credit of the loyal fan base which resurrected the show. I hope FOX remembers who was right in the future when another show like this comes along. And good luck to you Stewie and you new found success :)

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    1. Re:How interesting by devphaeton · · Score: 2

      Hopefully, the rumors of resurrecting Futurama are true. Same scenario- Fox cancels show, rabid fanbase interests another network in ordering more.

      oh please oh please oh please oh please....

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    2. Re:How interesting by chrismcdirty · · Score: 1

      I think it has progressed past rumors at this point. Second-to-last post, straight from Billy West himself, confirms it is coming back as 4 feature length movies.
      http://www.billywest.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID =1685&PN=1&TPN=4

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    3. Re:How interesting by devphaeton · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the tip! Good news it is.... Movies are cool, but I wonder if they'll hold up to a series type implementation.

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    4. Re:How interesting by Babbster · · Score: 1

      They should. At least then we'd have to suffer only one saccharine sweet ending to a particular story.

      I love Futurama but they often emulated the early Simpsons habit of ending each episode with an "awwwww" moment that, to me, didn't fit at all with the rest of the show. The ones that particularly bother me are the "Fry wants Leela" episodes which could be really funny and silly, only to end like they constituted a tragic tale of ill-fated romance. And, let's face it, the main reason Fry wants to be with Leela is because the only three women he knows are Leela, Amy and the old lady from the bus station.

    5. Re:How interesting by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      Stop whoring your site and put it in your sig.

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  12. ah yes, I can hear him now: by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Shut up, Damn you!"

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    1. Re:ah yes, I can hear him now: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's the Factor with Bill O'Riley or whatever his name is...

  13. Re:A Ruthless, Abrasive , Arrogent Talk Show Host. by SilverspurG · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Stewie rules. He's a modern day edition of The Brain (from Pinky and The Brain) without all the bumbling.

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  14. ..internet? by oahazmatt · · Score: 1

    This would've been slightly better news had it landed on Adult Swim.

    The cash cow is being milked, and Jasper's milking it.... creepy.

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    1. Re:..internet? by Zantetsuken · · Score: 1

      so did it say they wouldnt be hosting it on the adult swim site where they already have shows online every friday night?

      If it did say it woulndt be on the [as] site, I should respond by saying something like... aw crap, I cant seem to think of anythink Stewie would say that hasnt already been said by somebody else on the forum...

    2. Re:..internet? by oahazmatt · · Score: 1

      I would actually prefer this NOT to be on the Internet at all. After all, just because one is a fan of Family Guy does not immediately mean the person has access to the broadband connection to view such content. (And suggesting that I "go broadband" is a weak response, unless you are willing to finance it for the extended future.)

      Adult Swim has had a cartoon talk show. This is a cartoon talk show. Therefore, logic dictates it's best on the Internet, in which speed varies. And I for one do not feel like having Late Night with Stewie Griffen buffering for an hour.

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    3. Re:..internet? by Zantetsuken · · Score: 1

      mmm... very good point, ya broadband is xpensive... if u would be using it for just watching the Stewie-cast and browsin the net, its true -theres almost no point in paying for broadband -unless you just cant stand to wait for slashdot come up...

      if you're not gonna be using it for online gaming (bf2, wow, counterstrike, everquest, dare I say it: halo) then there is virtually no point in spending the extra 30 or 50 bucks to get broadband...

  15. I'm so excited... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's time for another one of my sexy parties.

  16. Offtopic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cmon mods, that was funny, and totally on topic.

  17. An INTERNET talk show? by PopeOptimusPrime · · Score: 1

    What the deuce?

  18. What the dickens? by dedazo · · Score: 1

    The first guest should be Lois!

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    1. Re:What the dickens? by Zantetsuken · · Score: 1

      and then she would have to die... which is something that cant be shown on public television... oh wait a minute, it wont be on public tv, will it? carry on then...

  19. Milking a dying gag by Dashcolon · · Score: 1, Troll

    This will probably suck just as much as the new family guy. Maybe it'll be a weak copy of Conan O'Brian, except stewie will be less animated due to restraints from his high chair.

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  20. sounds like 'on deck' for the tv show by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This may be a way for writers to work out some jokes, etc. before they hit prime time. Additionally, they can use feedback from the web-based show to drive the overall direction of the TV series. It's good to see that they know who their audience is, to some extent...

    Come on, they can't put "peanut butter jelly time" into a cartoon on TV without realizing that they should reciprocate with some TV character-based internet cartoons.

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    1. Re:sounds like 'on deck' for the tv show by MustardMan · · Score: 1

      When I saw them do the peanut butter jelly time bit, I nearly died laughing. It's hard to imagine a more obscure reference they could have thrown out there. I'm waiting for stewie to bust out an "all your base" reference one of these days.

    2. Re:sounds like 'on deck' for the tv show by niney · · Score: 1

      They did 'all your base' in Futurama already. But, I suppose it's only a matter of time before Family Guy copies stuff from them too.

  21. Seth MacFarlane the creator... by IAAP · · Score: 1

    is the voice of Stewie. So, I take it that he's doing the show?

    1. Re:Seth MacFarlane the creator... by Eightyford · · Score: 1

      Seth MacFarlane has got to be one of the busiest people in the entertainment business. I'd like to see him guest star on a few live action TV shows.

    2. Re:Seth MacFarlane the creator... by damsa · · Score: 1

      According to IMDB, he had a guest role on Enterprise. Can anybody confirm seeing him in the series. I have a feeling its some other dude with a similar name.

    3. Re:Seth MacFarlane the creator... by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: 1

      No, he actually did. It's in an interview with him somewhere. I think it was the IGN one?

    4. Re:Seth MacFarlane the creator... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      if you see a guy that looks like Jason Alexander and isn't bald, that's him.
      the resemblance is uncanny.

  22. Great! by Shakes268 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It will be an all out "Sexy Party"

  23. Meh... by niteskunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't really see this lasting long... The first few episodes will be catchy, cause it's something new (particularly something new involving Stewie Griffin) - but after a while, where can you go with it?

    1. Re:Meh... by bahwi · · Score: 1

      I really agree with another poster, it's most likely a testing ground. That's one thing TV writers lack(Watch your favorite comedien, then watch, a lot of them have travelling shows that aren't advertised, aren't big, and not in a huge theater, and are normally about $10 or $15 per person at some small improv. It's not as funny, but you'll hear all the good jokes again from the big tour). It's a great idea for a testing ground. It will NOT replace the show, it will NOT replace the show, and, it will also NOT be a replacement for the show.

      Probably just some crap flash animation reused and recycled a lot and you'll see the good jokes repeated in the series, but probably not all from Stewie.

  24. You have been warned ... by hotspotbloc · · Score: 3, Funny
    Victory shall be mine!

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      Eviscerate the Proletariat.

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  25. Stewie is my least favorite character on that show by ezeecheez · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A talk show hosted by Brian, on the other hand, that would be great.

  26. finally by endlessvoid94 · · Score: 0

    he has finally found a way to take over the world

  27. Stewie by Suit_N_Tie · · Score: 0

    What the Deuce?

  28. I for one... by truthsearch · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I for one welcome our new infant overlord. I'd like to remind him as a trusted web personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to listen to his webcast.

    Oh, wait... wrong cartoon...

    1. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modder missed the obvious reference to Spanky Ham, one of the stars of "Drawn Together" on Comedy Central and iTunes! /Pissed that iTunes "explicit" doesn't remove censorship

  29. Re:Stewie is my least favorite character on that s by reachums · · Score: 1

    Brian should be Stewie's side kick. that would be, quite possibly, the greatest thing ever.

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  30. This is immoral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The child actor that plays Stewie is really going to suffer medical conditions if they keep up the dosage on the growth-suppressing hormones and the constant use of that oddly-shaped skull helmet. Let's be realistic here. The damn kid should be starting high school by now. Let's hope they have recast for the internet thingy. I hear Seth MacFarlane inseminated one of the surrogates Michael Jackson used for this very purpose.

  31. First interview by king-manic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Bush: I'm happy to be on your show and to entertain these folks.

    Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

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  32. Re:Stewie is my least favorite character on that s by Mortgage.ysp · · Score: 1

    Uh, yeah, like we need a Charlie Rose wannabe. Ba-Zing!

  33. Is this live? by frostilicus2 · · Score: 1

    Because if it is, I'm sure the discussion will happen at a lightning pace.

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    1. Re:Is this live? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, it's not live. That's a terrible strain on the animators.

  34. I want to see him interview Stephen King... by Jim+in+Buffalo · · Score: 1
    Oh, yes, that NOVEL you've been working on. How's that coming along, hmm? Got a plot, have you, hmm? A protagonist? Hmm?

    It's funnier on TV, sorry.

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  35. it came along and is called by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 4, Informative
    Arrested Development

    And it's basically been cancelled by Fox after three seasons. Like Futurama they really didn't give it much of a shot:
    Cancelling episodes in season 2
    Cutting back to 13 episodes in season 3 and yanking it from sweeps

    ABC and Showtime have both made overtures of interest, so naturally Fox hasn't said "it's cancelled". I wish they would; it's obvious they can't market the show worth a damn.
    But how would you? It's smart, funny, and many of the jokes require knowledge of current events. And it's on Fox. What's going to lead in to it, Meet Your New Mommy? Reality Makeover Tour?

    Anyone who was a Simpsons fan when it was a good show abandoned it a long time ago so it couldn't even hold viewers in a Sunday 8:30 timeslot.

    To paraphrase David Cross: A show that wins critical acclaim and multiple awards that can't keep viewers. Perhaps the problem isn't the show, but the people in marketing who don't know how to sell it.
    It was much nicer the way I put it.
    Basically Fox needs to drop it so Showtime or ABC can pick it up and give it the chance it should have.

    It's funny; any hard core Seinfeld fanatic I know picked up on Arrested Dev immediately and have loved it from the get-go. Fox never understood that.

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    1. Re:it came along and is called by LoveMuscle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not sure Fox understands much at all. The littany of good show Fox has killed is truely stunning. (all the while they leave this reality TV crap on the air..)

    2. Re:it came along and is called by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Now if only they would cancel that God-awful mess called "The War at Home". What a terrible imitation of Married with Children.

    3. Re:it came along and is called by damsa · · Score: 1

      Kitchen Confidential was a pretty good show that never really got a chance, but complemented Arrested Development pretty well. The American Office on NBC didn't really start really strong, but now has a great following.

    4. Re:it came along and is called by brouski · · Score: 1
      To paraphrase David Cross: A show that wins critical acclaim and multiple awards that can't keep viewers. Perhaps the problem isn't the show, but the people in marketing who don't know how to sell it.

      Or perhaps the problem is the critics and award voters are not the same people that have the Neilsen boxes, aka "normal folk".

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    5. Re:it came along and is called by sevenoverzero · · Score: 1
      Or perhaps the problem is the critics and award voters are not the same people that have the Neilsen boxes, aka "normal folk".
      Yeah, since historically, shows that won awards like Cheers, ER, Frasier, and The West Wing, have been wildly unpopular. *rolls eyes*
    6. Re:it came along and is called by sevenoverzero · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. Arrested Development has been the best show on television for the past few years, and I find that after watching it, even some of my favorites (South Park, Seinfeld, Futurama) just don't seem as great. In my experience, someone who is exposed to the show almost always likes it--it's a problem of marketing and timing, not in and of the show itself. Tragic, really. Television already categorically sucks, and one of the few gems is being pushed out.

    7. Re:it came along and is called by centipetalforce · · Score: 1

      Amen to that god i hate fox

    8. Re:it came along and is called by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1
      (all the while they leave this reality TV crap on the air..)

      And they make billions and billions of dollars. You assume the public wants intelligent entertainment, which is why you don't make the billions.

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    9. Re:it came along and is called by Murphy+Murph · · Score: 1
      Basically Fox needs to drop it so Showtime or ABC can pick it up and give it the chance it should have.


      ABC?

      ABC, don't forget, cancelled 'Sports Night' and 'The Job'.
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    10. Re:it came along and is called by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. However, sometimes such bungles can be rectified: www.fireflyseason2.com

    11. Re:it came along and is called by TheNumberless · · Score: 1

      ABC, don't forget, cancelled 'Sports Night' and 'The Job'.

      "I finally get Aaron Sorkin's Sports Night! It's a comedy that's too good to be funny!"

  36. "The Simpsons" isn't "The Simpsons" either. by Cranky+Weasel · · Score: 1

    In all seriousness it's been at least 6 years since "The Simpsons" was up to the standard that they set.

    Family Guy is straight up humour. The Simpsons tries for a broader range. Personally, I'd rather watch Family Guy.

    1. Re:"The Simpsons" isn't "The Simpsons" either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I'd rather watch Family Guy.

      Personally, I'd rather do my taxes.

    2. Re:"The Simpsons" isn't "The Simpsons" either. by kuriharu · · Score: 1

      True, the Simpsons has been a little off lately.

      I've never been much for the Family Guy. I will give it another shot so I can be more in tune with my fellow /. brothren. But I've always found Stewie annoying and the dog character a really lame idea.

      But in all fairness, I can give it another shot.

  37. Re:Oh no by Zorque · · Score: 0

    I love Family Guy, but I must agree. Stewie has Bart Simpson syndrome where he's supposed to be funny inherently because he's a rebellious youth with witty quips. Unfortunately he just steals the spotlight from the main character, who we all know is Peter/Homer.

  38. Does family guy have a large geek following? by olddotter · · Score: 1

    Yes some co-workers and mysefl (all IT folks) were discussing Family Guy over lunch. But does it have a big enough geek following for this to be "News for Nerds"?

    Or will slashdot post anything these days?

    1. Re:Does family guy have a large geek following? by Zantetsuken · · Score: 1

      even though you discuss it at work, I think you still SERIOUSLY underestimate the popularity of the show, especially how popular Stewie is with some of the nerdier people on slashdot and others of the same nerdieness that dont post on slashdot

    2. Re:Does family guy have a large geek following? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Family Guy Season 4 DVD (Disc 1) includes a trailer for the Office Space DVD. You work out the demographic.

    3. Re:Does family guy have a large geek following? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer to both of your questions is "yes."

  39. Re:Internet....not internet by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

    That's all it takes to get rid of the furry little monsters? internet, internet, internet! I do hope Bob Barker is happy that I'm doing my part to keep down the unwanted pet population.

    (When reading the preceeding, please substitute Stewies voice for the default sound of a donkey braying that you usually hear.)

  40. Re:A Ruthless, Abrasive , Arrogent Talk Show Host. by Golias · · Score: 0, Troll

    Stewie rules. He's a modern day edition of The Brain (from Pinky and The Brain) without all the bumbling.

    Or the comedy.

    Seriously. Stewie is just a badly-written rip-off of Dogbert which was shoe-horned into a badly-written rip-off of The Simpsons.

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  41. wait just a damn minute by Daysaway · · Score: 0, Troll

    How is Stewie going to host a talk show? Nobody can understand him except other youngsters, and Brian. Are we going to have an interpreter?

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    1. Re:wait just a damn minute by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Everyone can now hear Stewie speak in the new season. He was able to have a conversation with a police officer while disguised as the living head of a corpse lying on a bridge.

    2. Re:wait just a damn minute by damsa · · Score: 1

      Seth McFarland says that other characters can hear him, but just doesn't take him seriously. Along the way, the writers decided everyone can hear him and understand him.

    3. Re:wait just a damn minute by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 1

      So he's not like garfield...or he is?

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  42. Re:A Ruthless, Abrasive , Arrogent Talk Show Host. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True. Family Guy is just like the Simpsons. Except its still funny.

  43. Space ghost sucks by autopr0n · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sorry, space ghost is just so damn bland. None of the jokes make any sense (other then simple repitition). It's very tiresome and dull.

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    1. Re:Space ghost sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's very tiresome and dull.

      Yes, but is it shallow and pedantic?

    2. Re:Space ghost sucks by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      A little song? A little dance? A little seltzer in your pants?

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    3. Re:Space ghost sucks by typical · · Score: 1

      I'll bet that it's really cheap to make, though.

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  44. almost as good as.... by tont0r · · Score: 0

    a dead lois.

  45. Peter Lorre?!?! by C10H14N2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think you have him confused with this man.

  46. Re: Oh Barkeep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who's leg to I have to hump to get a drink around this place?

  47. Alreay happened...several times by Tmack · · Score: 1
    Lets see... Futurama, FireFly (Serenity), and lately Arrested Developement. Futurama is looking more and more like its coming back, almost more of a when than an if. I wish the same were true of FireFly, though we at least got a movie out of it. Hopefully it will get picked up again somewhere. Arrested developement was good too, though I didnt watch too many episodes.

    Tm

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    1. Re:Alreay happened...several times by badmammajamma · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, FireFly is perma-dead. The movie didn't make enough money so they are just gonna let it go.

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  48. Re:nobody gives a fuck about this shit by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

    spoken like someone who has never worked with indian or chinese programmers.

    they're not superhuman robot coders or something. they're people just like you or I. /done lots of work with overseas programmers

  49. Re:A Ruthless, Abrasive , Arrogent Talk Show Host. by chrismcdirty · · Score: 1

    But its taken a lot less time for Family Guy to get less funny than when it began.

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  50. Interview with Stephen King by everphilski · · Score: 1

    Stewie: How deliciously evil. It's like something out of Stephen King. [flashback] Stephen King: Now for my 300th novel, a couple... is attacked... by a giant lamp monster. Editor: You're not even trying anymore are you? *sigh* Editor: When can we have it by?

  51. Show isn't funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with the anti-GOP political slant of the show, but the show has never been the least bit funny.

  52. Parent isn't offtopic by heinousjay · · Score: 1

    Sorry you caught some stupid mods. I got the joke, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

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  53. Yup by everphilski · · Score: 1

    Fox should sell Arrested to the highest bidder. I hope they do. I'd pay for Showtime in a heartbeat to see Arrested Development.

    Problem with Fox is 90% of the content is brain-dead programming.

    1. Re:Yup by OrangeCowHide · · Score: 1
      Problem with Fox is 90% of the content is brain-dead programming.

      Hey, this is the network that gave us Titus, Firefly, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Arrested Development, and Futurama. They know how to put out some pretty good shows. Then they know how to take those pretty good shows away.

      OrangeCowHide
      or as people call me "The O.C. Hide"

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    2. Re:Yup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      or as people call me "The O.C. Hide"
      Don't call it that.
  54. umm... "Powered by Morons"? by rtilghman · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    If someone can tell me how the thread below:

    "IBM Open Sources UIMA 14 of 12 comments"

    linked in the footer of the a thread on a cartoon talk show host is related I will give you a standing ovation. I'm all for surfacing related content, but maybe it could use logic that the non-schizophrenic amongst us can understand?

    -rt

    1. Re:umm... "Powered by Morons"? by kev0153 · · Score: 1

      It's not a footer. It's a new slashdot feature that shows stories that you otherwise might not see becuse they are in different sections. There was a story on the main page about it yesterday? Funny thing is one of the concerns is that people would mistake the mini-headlines as footnotes to the story above it.

    2. Re:umm... "Powered by Morons"? by rtilghman · · Score: 1


      I understoof that much. However, I find it hard to believe that any fairly intelligent person would implement a system that places in stories TOTALLY arbitrarily... if for no other reason that it makes no logical sense.

      That means that there must be some logic behind the inclusion of another story/thread in the footer of a main page post, and most likely its by similarity (since that's the definition of "related").

      Of course maybe the guys who run Slashdot are total morons... its entirely possible, and probably likely. :)

      -rt

  55. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How the hell is the parent offtopic? It's a quote from Stewie under a story about Stewie. Wake up mods!

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell is the parent offtopic? It's a quote from Stewie under a story about Stewie.

      Did it forward the conversation any? Did it bring anything to the discussion about the character getting a show? No, it was just a regurgitation of a random unrelated quote from the character.

      Off-topic is the correct moderation for that post.

    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it was on-topic but redundant. This is off-topic.

  56. Quick, someone warn Howard Stern! by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    He does not expect the program to cannibalize viewing for the Fox series or other "Family" brand extensions like DVD.

    This sentence is wrong in so many ways.

    Besides, if we wanted cannabalize viewing we would just watch the Discovery Channel. But then again, to release something in different formats at the same time is an interesting idea.

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  57. Re:A Ruthless, Abrasive , Arrogent Talk Show Host. by bahwi · · Score: 1

    Everything is going to be like something else, normally multiple things. Otherwise people wouldn't recognize it, it wouldn't be funny, it'd just be alienating.

    Simpsons were like the Munsters, which were a rip off of the Addams family, which was a rip off of the not-so-normaly typical nuclear family. Yeah, not a total rip off, not "goth" or "scary" but they went for all the stupid gags, making fun of the typical family, all that stuff the simpsons embodies.

    Dogbert's just a badly written, unfunny version of superman-but-in-business-and-intelligence. All things are relative.

    That's how it works.

    So yeah, you can make a comparison, but it really doesn't matter. Stewie is far funnier than dogbert and doesn't have to rely on Deus Ex Machina 100% of the time.

    Simpsons, eh, they were good, but they died years ago when they stopped making the show back in 1999. (And don't tell me otherwise damnit! I'm convined that the "new" simpsons episodes coming on aren't really the simpsons, but a really really really really bad parody of them)

  58. Fox is risk averse by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    And it shows in their programming. As everphilski indicated, shows like "The War At Home" will stick around for a long time. (In its defense, the pilot episode for War At Home, or perhaps the following one about marijuana, were extremely funny episodes. Since then it's just sucked. All the characters are one trick ponies)

    Personally I think it's reaping what you sow. Fox panders to the low intelligent demographic, the trailer trash so to speak. Their endless parades of reality programming, their low-brow humor.
    Any show that would require an audience or word of mouth is dead at inception on that network.

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  59. Stewie on "Slashdot" by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

    Ah...I do say, a group of people who are either insightful, informative, redundant, funny, or trolls. Clearly none of which exist in my current confines. Except for maybe that troll-faced Meg and the dog who is very funny when trying to put on his lipstick which also has become quite redundant.

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  60. Re:nobody gives a fuck about this shit by HaMMeReD3 · · Score: 2, Informative

    " efficient programmers in india and china don't care about your stupid nerd things, and that's why your jobs are going there.

    You'd be a fool to mod me down.
    "
    Trust me, they care about entertainment in india too, why do you think there movies are all 4 hours long and contain a bit of everything in them.

    Also, they are not magically efficient, just cheaper, and your probably inefficient, I'm a faster programmer then most the indians I know who develop, and there are a lot of them.

  61. watch out... by jennarose023 · · Score: 1

    dont get me wrong i love stewie and his devient i will control the world mind, but i yet i wonder....will a talk show work for him? i think it's his interaction with the rest of the family that gives him that edge...a talk show? i just dont know...

  62. Re:A Ruthless, Abrasive , Arrogent Talk Show Host. by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe so, but given your .sig, can we really trust your judgement regarding humor?

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  63. Stewie: Coast to Coast by slip81 · · Score: 1

    I don't think this will automatically be a bad show. It could be funny, after all, Space Ghost did alright. Though I think the fact that it's on the internet will doom it to obscurity, since internet programs don't seem to have as big a following as traditional television shows.

  64. Yes!! by TheDarkener · · Score: 1

    I can't wait for this. Seth is an absolutely incredible talent, and Stewie's character is perfect for a role like this.

    Maybe it'll be followed by "You know what really grinds my gears?".. =)

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  65. No sir! by Frazbin · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    How utterly pathetic. Family guy had *one* good season. Granted, it was really funny for that season, but that doesn't excuse this kind of ridiculousness. Stewie? Talk show? Please. The whole "Family Guy" thing was over years ago. Let's admit it and move on.

    1. Release hilarious series.
    2. Cancel series, prompting huge DVD sales
    3. bring series back with crap writing and pander to jackass fanboys
    4. Mega profit.

  66. Re:nobody gives a fuck about this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    fucking nerd actually replied ha ha ha


    Trust me, they care about entertainment in india too, why do you think there movies are all 4 hours long and contain a bit of everything in them.

    Also, they are not magically efficient, just cheaper, and your probably inefficient, I'm a faster programmer then most the indians I know who develop, and there are a lot of them.

    look at how stupid you are.

    Look.

    America's best and brightest talent are being wasted to videogames and anime.
    Most of the linux kernel programmers come from russia and india.

    While we grow fat they are taking our jobs.
    Never forget this fact.

    Slashdot posters are too arrogant to admit this to themselves and to society as a whole.
  67. Initial Reaction by Gryle · · Score: 1

    Animated talk show? What the deuce?

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  68. Re:Stewie is my least favorite character on that s by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    I gotta say...how exactly is parent insightful? He dislikes a character but likes another? Wow, thanks for the insight.

    Newsflash...not everybody likes the same characters. Hell, not everybody likes this show even.

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  69. Re:A Ruthless, Abrasive , Arrogent Talk Show Host. by Golias · · Score: 1

    Stewie is far funnier than dogbert and...

    Blasphemer! As a member in good standing of the DNRC, I look forward to the day when you will be used by the rest of us for manual labor and/or food. ... and doesn't have to rely on Deus Ex Machina...

    Okay, I'm going to assume that you either don't know who Dogbert is, or else you don't know what Deus Ex Machina means, because you are clearly very confused about something.

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  70. Smart move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Smart move - These guys
    know who their audience is and
    how to reach them...

    For now we can always enjoy some of the better clips, such as the Great Fart Off...(for the intelligencia...)
    http://www.funnyandfun.com/games/The-Great-Fart-Of f

  71. Re:A Ruthless, Abrasive , Arrogent Talk Show Host. by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ahh, the warm glow of "Flamebait" down-mods for ripping a TV show for not being particularilly funny.

    Because everybody knows that differing opinions are always flamebait, especially on really important matters like cartoons.

    Fanboys are so predictable sometimes.

    Oh, and your favorite band still sucks. ;)

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  72. Re:Stewie is my least favorite character on that s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I like cookies.

  73. Re:A Ruthless, Abrasive , Arrogent Talk Show Host. by chrismcdirty · · Score: 1

    You can call my judgement regarding humor into question, but it's hard to deny that it's much less funny when it constantly references jokes from the previous (funnier) seasons.

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  74. Re:A Ruthless, Abrasive , Arrogent Talk Show Host. by Sparks23 · · Score: 1

    Obviously, Dogbert actually relies on Dog ex Machina. ;)

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  75. Re:Oh no by cornface · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry, I'm just not into Family Guy. The Simpsons it's not. (Please be gentle!)

    That's like saying, "I'm just not into genital herpes, it's no syphilis!"

  76. Re:A Ruthless, Abrasive , Arrogent Talk Show Host. by billdar · · Score: 1
    I didn't know what "Deus Ex Machina" was, and your comment inspired me to look it up.

    I can see where Dogbert can be labled like that*. He does seem to help Dilbert out of some scraps, and does it in 'god-like' and illogical ways. The two coming immediatly to mind are:
    1. pouring water on the accountant witch who enslaved dilbert.
    2. Putting the mutant cucumbers through the salad shooter

    *I relise I am reading far too much into this :)

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  77. Cartoon Planet by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1
    On Space Ghost Coast to Coast, I always got the feeling that they asked the interviewees one set of questions, then recorded SG asking totally different questions. Their guests often seemed uncomfortable or confused. I guess that's part of the joke.

    I always preferred Cartoon Planet, because there was more of Brak. Brak makes me happy.

    1. Re:Cartoon Planet by Zantetsuken · · Score: 1

      Isnt that Cartoon Network and it's Adult Swim programming block? or is this a different network???

    2. Re:Cartoon Planet by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

      Nah, Cartoon Planet was a show. Related to Space Ghost Coast to Coast, though I'm not sure if it was a spinoff or not. They never show it anymore and as far as I know there is no DVD. But it featured the kind of stuff that is on "Musical Barbeque" - stupid skits, Brak telling jokes and singing songs, Space Ghost reading from the mail bag, etc.

  78. un-understood host? by Spez · · Score: 1

    So he will be a host to a talk show, even though nobody seems to hear him?

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    1. Re:un-understood host? by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Watch a little harder... they treat him just like any family treats a toddler that just started talking, that is, they hear him selectively.

  79. Re:Stewie is my least favorite character on that s by MBraynard · · Score: 1
    Yeah, especially if his least favorite character isn't Chris.

    Meg is great just because she gets ripped on so much.

  80. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  81. Stewie... by manowarthegreat · · Score: 0

    Stewie is my least favorite family guy character. I hate him.

  82. A smidge O.T. by Golias · · Score: 1

    I count myself among those who was very skeptical when Wikipedia was getting off the ground, but just as I must now grudgingly admit that Kobe Bryant is a pretty good basketball player, I think it says a lot that Wikipedia is now the default first choice for looking up damn near any non-controversial subect.

    I still continue to love to hate the Lakers, though. If Magic Johnson wasn't enough to make me a fan of that squad, there's no way in Hell that Kobe ever will, 81 points or not.

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    1. Re:A smidge O.T. by evilviper · · Score: 1
      I think it says a lot that Wikipedia is now the default first choice for looking up damn near any non-controversial subect.

      Wikipedia is a good source for things that /.ers are likely to know a lot about... Video games, radio communications, computers, etc. However, it really falls flat on non-technology subjects.

      One I came across most recently: Using only wikipedia, try to come up with a list of all the alternatives to novocaine... You will be graded on accuracy.

      I've seen a lot of articles that were innaccurate just because they didn't plagarize them well enough, changing a few words here and there, which the writer obviously didn't understand.

      Then there are plenty of subjects that are largely decent, but somebody threw in a couple sentences of complete nonsense in the middle of them, and it just stays there for years.

      Wikipedia has a lot of shortcommings, which will become more obvious as it's popularity among the general public increases. Something akin to USENET or E-MAIL in the beginning.
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    2. Re:A smidge O.T. by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      So... you noticed an error in the Wikipedia, did you...

      May I ask, "Why is it still there?"

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    3. Re:A smidge O.T. by typical · · Score: 1

      I dunno. I'd say that the first real social thing I looked up was "grunge", and found that WP's article and discussion was much more useful than anything else out there. I've almost never had good overview-level packets of information on social phenomena.

      I've read an awful lot of European history on Wikipedia, and have been impressed with it.

      I've read through the US Presidential biographies, starting with Washington. I liked reading them.

      I've found that the information on US states, counties, and cities to be excellent.

      Actually, if you take WP as a whole, I'd say that it's very good. It will always have warts of one sort or another, but it's better than anything else out there.

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    4. Re:A smidge O.T. by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Because we aren't talking about a typo here, we're talking about entire subjects being screwed-up beyond belief.

      I've contributed to wikipedia plenty, as a matter of fact. But I'm certainly not an expert on everything I look up, and unlike many others, I'm not going to directly plagarize another website. Hell, even if I was an expert on everything, I wouldn't even think of spending hours every day looking through Wikipedia, and fixing every mistake, only to have it re-fucked-up by some idiot.

      Reverts are rare on all but the most popular articles, and it's not because nobody screws-up the less popular ones... quite the opposite in-fact.

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    5. Re:A smidge O.T. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Using only wikipedia, try to come up with a list of all the alternatives to novocaine... You will be graded on accuracy.

      Meaningless without a control. How can you do using only the latest World Book, or Britanica, or whatever?

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    6. Re:A smidge O.T. by Golias · · Score: 1

      One I came across most recently: Using only wikipedia, try to come up with a list of all the alternatives to novocaine... You will be graded on accuracy.

      Only a complete fool would rely only on a reference document of any kind for information which is in a constant state of flux. "Alternatives to novocaine" is an ever-evolving field of study. Every month, new information is published in places like The New England Journal of Medicine with updated test results and data about the safety and success rates of such drugs.

      This is why we rely on the advise and guidance of medical professionals (who, one hopes, take the time to keep up on such subjects.) It's not really something that is wise of the layman to "dabble" in.

      The purpose of encyclopedii (Ha-ha! If enough people use it, it will become a word! You can't stop it! Neener-neener-neener!) is to provide broad coverage of topics, not a deep undstanding of them.

      For example, the post which kicked this off (somebody who didn't know what deus ex machina meant, something that typical holders of a liberal-arts degree would be expected to know, but an engineer for a tech school might not) is exactly the sort of thing one turns to an encyclopedia for. I'm pleasently surprised at what a good job Wikipedia now does for that sort of thing.

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    7. Re:A smidge O.T. by evilviper · · Score: 1
      "Alternatives to novocaine" is an ever-evolving field of study. Every month, new information is published in places like The New England Journal of Medicine with updated test results and data about the safety and success rates of such drugs.

      No, no, no, no. I never asked about the viability of the alternatives, I just asked WHAT THEY ARE. A list of them, not a medial paper on their pros and cons.

      It's not really something that is wise of the layman to "dabble" in.

      What are you talking about? How can a little bit of knowledge on the subject be dangerous. We aren't talking about experimental treatments, or urban myths about safety equipment, we are talking about anestesia, which has to be administed by a doctor, anyhow. Unless you are self-medicating (which makes no sense in the context of novocaine) you can't possibly know "just enough to be dangerous."

      For example, the post which kicked this off (somebody who didn't know what deus ex machina meant [...]) is exactly the sort of thing one turns to an encyclopedia for.

      No, as a matter of fact, definitions of terms are exactly the sort of thing ones turns to a dictionary for. Information on drugs and their derivitives and alternatives is exactly the kind of thing one turns to an encyclopedia for.

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    8. Re:A smidge O.T. by Golias · · Score: 1

      No, no, no, no. I never asked about the viability of the alternatives, I just asked WHAT THEY ARE. A list of them, not a medial paper on their pros and cons.

      A hard kick in the head is an alternative to novocaine. One assumes you are looking for good alternatives.

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    9. Re:A smidge O.T. by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Okay, we'll count that as #1

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  83. hmm a cross between .. by soloes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    so stewie as a host is going to be a cross between Dennis Miller and Bill Mahr. I think it has potential, but to be honest i would prefer to see one with Quagmire and only female guests. Well maybe he could interview the guy who started "Girls Gone Wild."
    diggity

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    1. Re:hmm a cross between .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, any of you ladies been penetrated?

  84. "You people are fickle!" by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    Fickle & finnicky, it sounds like you have an extremely narrow idea of what is funny. Please don't be a Neilsen family; I'm sick of people like you killing my favorite cartoons.

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    1. Re:"You people are fickle!" by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Fickle

      No, I don't think that applies. See, we didn't change Stewie's behaviour, that was the writers/director/producer people, not us.

      He was kinda funny at first, now he's just weird.

      If I've got the TV on and can waste the 30 minutes following Simpsons somehow until Family Guy comes on I watch it. The problem, as the other poster said, was we can deal with Stewie in small amounts, but there's something about the show which is just too preposterous and it ceases to be as funny as a well timed Homer Simpson quip. American Dad, on the other hand, is rubbish.

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    2. Re:"You people are fickle!" by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Fickle & finnicky, it sounds like you have an extremely narrow idea of what is funny. Please don't be a Neilsen family; I'm sick of people like you killing my favorite cartoons.

      Bah. Don't presume to know a man's tastes purely by a single example. Family Guy's still funny, it's just not as funny as it used to be to me because I really happen to have a thing for mad scientist characters and find "naughty boy" humor less funny.

      Then again, I can't be a Neilsen family because I don't have cable or satellite. Family Guy is just one of the few shows on TV that I like enough to watch.

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    3. Re:"You people are fickle!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fickle & finnicky, it sounds like you have an extremely narrow idea of what is funny. Please don't be a Neilsen family; I'm sick of people like you killing my favorite cartoons.
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    4. Re:"You people are fickle!" by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      Fickle (in your tastes) and narrow-minded. Please don't critique cartoons; you don't truly like them.
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    5. Re:"You people are fickle!" by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Fickle (in your tastes) and narrow-minded. Please don't critique cartoons; you don't truly like them.

      I'll critique one of my favorite mediums as and as much as I see fit. You troll.

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    6. Re:"You people are fickle!" by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
      Oh, I'm not presuming; I'm just reacting to what I know. Further data from you would change my opinion, I'm sure, but if I had to wait for all the facts I'd never have anything to say. :) (Facts are useless, they can be used to prove anything!)

      Family Guy S4E01 was incredible. Maybe just the newness. It was all downhill from the opening joke. S4E02-S4E05 or so, I thought, were not as funny as the American Dad episodes which aired (A.D. being more topical with some post-sept-11th humor thrown in).

      I think they just wanted to burn their bad episodes first, while they could still coast on the hype. To me, it seems the episodes are now improving during the 2nd half of the season. But I think they lost some people with that tactic (Whether it is intentional or not).
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    7. Re:"You people are fickle!" by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
      hahaha :)
      guilty as charged

      Anyway, don't be such a hater. :P
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  85. error in article? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Quote from TFA: "Stewie wouldn't be the first animated character to get his own talk show; that distinction belongs to "Space Ghost Coast to Coast," which aired on Cartoon Network"

    Really? What about Max Headroom back in 1987.

    1. Re:error in article? by beebware · · Score: 1

      Erm, Max Headroom wasn't animated(!). It was Matt Frewer (or whatever the spelling of his name is) - who also played Edison Carter (who Max was "brain cloned sortof" from) in a latex mask and suit in front of a green screen. Admittedly, they did use slightly more computer graphic animation (for the backdrop) than that other "computer graphic powered" show of the 1980's - the BBC's Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (which had the computer bits "hand drawn").

  86. activist? by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    Listen to yourself:

    "Stewie...doesn't...have enough depth.... Space Ghost works because...other characters..."

    Can you see how these two ideas are contradictory?

    You say Stewie doesn't have enough depth while simultaneously claiming Space Ghost works, even though HE doens't have enough depth either. Cognitive dissonance?

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    1. Re:activist? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      you say cognitive dissonance like it's a bad thing; the politcal process worldwide depends on it! I can't even imagine western culture surviving without it.

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    2. Re:activist? by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      You say Stewie doesn't have enough depth while simultaneously claiming Space Ghost works, even though HE doens't have enough depth either.


      Huh? I think you've missed the point of other characters adding depth to the entire show.

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  87. Re:Oh no by kuriharu · · Score: 1
    That's like saying, "I'm just not into genital herpes, it's no syphilis!"

    What, you're not into STDs?

  88. Judging by their latest material by darthservo · · Score: 0
    I personally won't be watching it.

    1) I don't have cable at my house (not even basic or bunny ears)

    2) The show's material has significantly gone downhill in my opinion

    Let me explain on point #2 a bit more

    In the first two seasons, Family Guy was more of a spontaneous humor, entertaining because the jokes often came out of left field, having absolutely nothing to do in relation to what was going on. Season three got a bit more risqué, however they were still able to maintain their random sense of humor. Then, it got pulled from TV. Only after its success on DVD and Adult Swim (the first three seasons) did the networks realize they made a stupid mistake.

    Then came season four, the new episodes. Judging from what I have seen on my brother in-law's TiVO (see reason #1) and from my freinds' opinions, I am not impressed. Most of the jokes are geared toward crude sexual humor. The writers only seem interested in pushing the line in this field. I personally don't find pedophillia jokes every single episode to be humorous. Most of the random humor has been lost, and to me, it's just not funny anymore.

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  89. Wasn't Max Headroom first? by objekt · · Score: 1

    OK, he was a guy in a suit and makeup that we all pretended was completely computer generated, but still.

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    1. Re:Wasn't Max Headroom first? by Derf+the · · Score: 1

      Was he the first with concept? I'd go for that.
      And after all, he was a main character in a drama, (where he was an animated TV host), he was not the actual show host so we were never being conned; unless you think that the long line of Dr Who's are all Time Lords.
      Loved that show.

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  90. Better than Space ghost by Drakin030 · · Score: 1

    I look forward to this, unlike Space Ghost Im sure it will be funny.

  91. Re:A Ruthless, Abrasive , Arrogent Talk Show Host. by MilenCent · · Score: 1

    Brain did not "bumble." He was often foiled by outside circumstances, and often by his associate. Those cases in which it was his plan's fault, usually it was 90% successful but that last little bit was enough to wreck the whole thing.

    Hell, Brain'd be a much better ruler than Bush. I mean, if he ran, I'd vote for him rather than just about any Republican these days.

    "Vote Brain in 2008. At least he's up front about his plans for world domination!"

  92. Hi Ho... by TerryOutOfWork · · Score: 1

    Another psychopath in show business. What else is new?

  93. Re:nobody gives a fuck about this shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    America's best and brightest talent are being wasted to videogames and anime.

    so?

    It's their right to choose that kind of life style. if they can manage somehow, and have time to game who cares if they could have accomplished more?

    and those countries where people are working so cheaply now, well, as the money flows in, inflation will set in, and people won't work so cheaply anymore, it's a gradual process. eventually people will be willing to work for less, here simply because they need jobs.. once most are shipped overseas.

  94. Re:Stewie is my least favorite character on that s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meg also has my favorite line from the new incarnation of the series: "YOU CAN'T SELL ME, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH!" Simple, but effective. Cracks me up every time.

  95. Re:A Ruthless, Abrasive , Arrogent Talk Show Host. by genner · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah yes Brain, didn't congress vote to stone him.

    Speaker:All in favour of stoning Brain.
    Congress:Aye!
    Brain:Wait congress doesn't have the right to stone.
    Speaker:All in favour of giving congress the right to stone.
    Congress:Aye!

  96. Re:Stewie is my least favorite character on that s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A show cohosted by both Brian and Stewie would be much better than either one of them. They have a very entertaining dynamic that would play out well in an interview.

  97. I hope the guests bring donuts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I can hear Stewie say "For every sprinkle I find, I SHALL KILL YOU!!!"

  98. Re:A Ruthless, Abrasive , Arrogent Talk Show Host. by evilviper · · Score: 1

    No, he used-to be that. Now he's just a loud-mouthed child with limitless unfunny gags about repressed homosexuality.

    He hasn't been interesting in a long time.

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  99. Re:A Ruthless, Abrasive , Arrogent Talk Show Host. by generic-man · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's funnier when a pixelated alien with 5000 dimensions says it.

    http://www.adultswim.com/shows/athf/

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  100. suicide is painless... by chjmiller · · Score: 1

    it brings on many changes, and i can take or leave it if i pleeeeeease. was that good man?

  101. hahaha by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    That was hilarious, and myself being the butt of the joke makes it no less funnier.
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  102. slashdot makes me have to have a subject by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
    Nice dodge... and...

    Thanks for saving the world!
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  103. Re:nobody gives a fuck about this shit by HaMMeReD3 · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked, the japanese were the ones making all the anime and consuming 99% of it, and they are years ahead of us, you anonymous bastard. I believe video games are also huge there, probably with a bigger market saturation then north america. I dont know where this myth comes from that russians and indians are genetically better programmers.

  104. Re:nobody gives a fuck about this shit by HaMMeReD3 · · Score: 1

    Also, forgot to mention in my last post, linux isn't taking anyones jobs, it's a fucken hobby, sure it has business purposes, but all it does is create new jobs for people to operate linux systems. Last time I checked aside from redhat and some other major distro's, linux kernel developer was not the highest paying job on the market, as far as I'm concerned, the russians and indians can do all the kernel development they want on free, open software.

  105. Re:Stewie is my least favorite character on that s by JahToasted · · Score: 1

    Yep, Brian is a great straight man. And its twice as funny that the straight man is a talking dog.

  106. News Corp to MySpace users: WE OWN YOU! by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

    It's true. MySpace.com is owned by the News Corp. http://sirkowski.deviantart.com/journal/7668171/

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  107. Absolutely spot-on by typical · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. You two said it. I *loved* Family Guy at first, and that is the single worst thing that happened to the series.

    The other thing that got old was jokes involving Peter where the humor was supposed to derive from how long the joke was. An example would be Peter saying something to someone ("I'll bet you like hamburger"), then waiting for maybe five seconds and blinking while looking at that person. Then he'd say something to them with a sly grin ("C'mon, I'll bet you really like it"), then he'd go back to standing there. Repeat about four or five more times. I thought that one great thing about Family Guy was how quickly the humor kept coming -- you'd just be getting one joke when the scene would change, and other would be thrown in, and this was a deviation from that.

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    1. Re:Absolutely spot-on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other thing that got old was jokes involving Peter where the humor was supposed to derive from how long the joke was. [...] I thought that one great thing about Family Guy was how quickly the humor kept coming -- you'd just be getting one joke when the scene would change, and other would be thrown in, and this was a deviation from that.

      (Spews drink on keyboard) Are you nuts? That's not anything new! Long, drawn out, not funny enough jokes have been a problem with Family Guy since season 1! It's the main reason it took me so long to warm up to the show (only because my wife was a big fan did I keep watching).

      Like that stupid scene in the Willy Wonka parody episode where Peter bangs his knees and grunts in pain for about 30 seconds. Crap like that.

  108. Re:Stewie is my least favorite character on that s by typical · · Score: 1

    Sounds suspiciously like Space Ghost and that insect thingie.

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  109. Why do people like Futurama? by typical · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why people like Futurama so much. I've tried over and over to get into it. My friends love it. It just isn't funny, though. I laugh at Family Guy, and I like (well, liked back in the day...haven't watched it for a very long time) the Simpsons, but I just don't see the appeal of Futurama.

    For example, I remember one episode where the characters were on a planet with robots, and the robots were trying to build a building. They dropped a new chunk of building in, and it completed a "tetris line" and part of the building disappeared. My friends thought that it was uproariously funny, but I just didn't understand where the humor came from.

    The show never really became enough of a drama for me to empathize with the characters (maybe if the episodes were longer...I don't know), and there just wasn't much humor that I could see.

    A good chunk of the show seemed to be simply having the characters act out stereotypes -- the spineless sidekick, the ditzy teen, the bitter jerk, and so forth -- and given how many of the lines were spent on reinforcing those stereotypes, I would imagine that some people had to find the fact that Fry was such a klutz funny...but it just never tickled my sense of humor.

    I'll grant that graphically, the show was impressive -- the cel-shaded 3D rendering and the much-beloved Groening style. I just couldn't understand why people liked the writing.

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  110. I read a book about it once... by MikeTheMan · · Score: 1

    Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't...nothing?

  111. Eww by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't care for Arrested Development. In fact, I can't find anyone at work or anyone I know online who likes the show. The War at Home is awesome though -- humor is the key. :)

  112. Re:Stewie is my least favorite character on that s by ezeecheez · · Score: 1

    I am the author of the parent, and I too am baffled by the 'insightful' rating.

    I thought when I clicked submit, geez, this is kind of a stupid comment, but here we go, let's see what happens...

  113. Think Strongbad.... by gozar · · Score: 1

    When I first read this I immediately thought of it being in short segments like Strongbad e-mails. I will wait and hold judgement until the first shows are released.

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  114. Re:A Ruthless, Abrasive , Arrogent Talk Show Host. by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

    A Ruthless, Abrasive , Arrogent Talk Show Host..who longs to take over the world.

    Tucker Carlson?