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  1. Re:Lock Hacking on Germany Declares Hacking Tools Illegal · · Score: 0

    So... what you're saying is that hacking tools are responsible for guns?

  2. Re:penguins on Blizzard Announces StarCraft 2 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    http://www.petitiononline.com/ibpfl/petition.html

    Sign the petition, atleast we're trying. >.

  3. Re:Necessary improvement on Female Sharks Can Reproduce Alone · · Score: 3, Funny

    So..... Mary was a female shark?

  4. Seriously on Small Webcasters Offered a Rate Break, Reject It · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Fuck SoundExchange. Biggest bunch of douchebags this year.

    Hurry someone make them an award.

  5. Re:Translation on Update On Free Linux Driver Development · · Score: 0

    Well if nothing else it did accomplish something.
    Not sure how anyone can exactly complain about that.

    1 or 2 new drivers is better than the no drivers.

  6. Re:What's the problem here? on 20 Years of Bill Gates Predictions · · Score: 0

    /wrists

  7. Re:Ironically on The Pirate Bay To Create YouTube Competitor · · Score: 0

    What do you expect when you live on a big island?

  8. what's in a name on The Pirate Bay To Create YouTube Competitor · · Score: 1, Funny

    YouPirate

  9. Re:Americans on Spyware Maker Sues Anti-Spyware Maker · · Score: 0

    Hey now. I didn't vote for the bloody bastard.

  10. penguins on Blizzard Announces StarCraft 2 · · Score: 0

    It'd be nice to see blizzard get their act together and release for linux as well, instead of depending on WINE or chite like Cedega for us to play their games. I'm not holding my breath on this one though, they've been failing us for years.

  11. teh cow says on Cleaning up Thunder Bluff · · Score: 0

    For the whored!

  12. no thanks... on Driver's License to be the Next Debit Card · · Score: 0

    I'd rather have my license forcefully taken from me by the authorities than have a damn ATM eat it when I'm drunk and enter the wrong pin enough times to piss it off.

  13. Re:Meme wet dream on NY Stock Exchange Moves To Linux · · Score: 0

    Step 1: Install Linux
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: Profit!

  14. Re:I know why on New York Sues Dell for Poor Customer Service · · Score: 0

    Yes NY does have problem to deal with, very real problems. Such as arresting people for the use of iPods while WALKING.

  15. From the life of my cellphone experience. on Microsoft Says Your Phone is Your Next PC · · Score: 0

    "Hi Mom, it's me." ....

    "Yea I know this is a weird number for me to call you from but..." ....

    "Mom can I borrow 900 dollars? I dropped my computer in the toilet at the club and I need a new one to I can write my report for the meeting Monday." ....

    "Mom? You there? I think we got disconnected" ... "Hello?"

  16. Wolfram and Hart? on Wolfram Offers Prize For (2,3) Turing Machine · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Upun seeing the title did anyone else think great evil? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfram_%26_Hart

  17. Re:Free psychoanalysis on Congress May Outlaw 'Attempted Piracy' · · Score: -1

    Please please please run for president.

  18. Re:Wow... on A "Bill of Lights" to Restrict LEDs on Gadgets? · · Score: 0, Informative

    Ahhh.... that's what it would have been like had I invented the Fing-Longer. A man can dream can't he?

  19. Re:Limits on government on Monday is Wiretap the Internet Day · · Score: -1

    Well as it turns out, one of the qualifications to choosing our government is being white. Just ask Florida.

    The American people havn't been in control of anything for a long time now. Keep up the good work sheeple.

  20. Re:Age of the universe. on Ancient Star Found, Estimated at 13.2 Billion Years Old · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Because some God fearing bitch with mod points is getting head from Jesus at this very moment. You gotta do what you gotta do I guess to keep it from getting bitten off.

  21. Re:Well, then on Disney Says, You WILL Watch the Ads · · Score: -1

    You obviously don't know where shit comes from then. Most new movie and software releases hit newsgroups well before torrents, hell this is where near half of torrents come from you fucking retard.

  22. Re:neat on Mercury May Have Molten Hot Magma at its Core · · Score: 0

    Amazing what culture does to the way your brain processes input.... same thing happened here.

  23. by the gods he's ugly. on Lone Programmer Writes 352 Webcam Drivers For Linux · · Score: -1

    No disrespect but in my opinion if this man got a haircut, he'd look exactly like Edward James Olmos on Battlestar Galactica. *shudders*

  24. Re:Royalties for music... on RIAA Claims Ownership of All Artist Royalties For Internet Radio · · Score: -1

    No no no... mrbluze is right, I mean seriously have you ever heard My Chemical Romance? They are a bunch of fucking retards who can't sing and sure as hell can't play. Music has turned into a whole lot of shit in the last 10-15 years, and it's not a cultural or age thing either, it's just bad aweful "music". Something happened in the early 90s and it went horribly wrong, anyone who doesn't see it is blind.

  25. Re:Universal gravity on Could Black Holes Be Portals to Other Universes? · · Score: 0

    In all honesty, time doesn't exist at all. We made it up.

    The human concept of time is based on the concept of a day, in which time
    the earth rotates showing a specific area of the earth: the sun then following
    as it turns the stars and possibly the moon. We put a system of math (which we
    also made up for the most part) into this "time" and created a control mechanism
    for our "daily" lives. Had the human race never invented time we would have
    never progressed and most likely driven ourselves completely insane.

    You say to your girlfriend;
    "I'll meet you here for dinner when the sun is about right there
    ((pointing at a spot in the sky)) on the earth's next rotation."

    As you can see it would also not work so well for your sex life.