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New York Sues Dell for Poor Customer Service

Phanatic1a writes "New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo is suing Dell, alleging bait and switch financing tactics, false advertising, and 'numerous other deceptive business practices relating to their technical support services, promotional financing, rebate offers, and billing and collection activity.' According to Cuomo himself, 'At Dell, customer service means no service at all.'"

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  1. I've always been pretty happy with Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now Geek Squad - that's who really needs to be sued. Have they ever actually fixed a problem? Anecdotal evidence says no.

    1. Re:I've always been pretty happy with Dell by IdleTime · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well... 99% of US businesses would be violating laws in my home country, Norway. On all areas, marketing, pricing, service, warranties etc. Why? Simply because the laws require honesty and has clear regulations as to what is allowed, what the companies obligations to their customers are etc. I haven't seen many TV commercials during my 10+ years here in the US that would have been allowed back home.

      In USA, the customer is without rights in most cases and the corporations can do what the heck they want. Not to mention they can tell you lies without consequences. Example: The stupid commercial fro free credit reports. $30 or more per month is the cost for those "free" reports. Free, my ass.

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    2. Re:I've always been pretty happy with Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, if you got screwed by a "free credit report", it's because you are too stupid to read the fine print. Just because lots of people don't realize what they are getting into does not mean that they are blameless. It's like the whole mortgage meltdown thing going on. Everyone is blaming lenders, but it was all those consumers who did not consider the consequences.

      You can game the system, but if your greed doesn't allow you to see beyond "free" or "0% interest", then you are a fool.

    3. Re:I've always been pretty happy with Dell by l0rd.47hl0n · · Score: 1

      Don't be calling anyone stupid there son (don't be offended--unless that's your personality type--I call everyone son, since I'm an old crone). He is absolutely correct. Truth in advertising should not allow anyone to say, "Free Credit Report," in one breath, then in the next, "Should you request your free credit report, you will start a free trial membership of our Tri-Advantage Credit Monitor. Should you fail to cancel your free trial membership within 30 days, you will be billed as many times as we can, or until we have more money than you do." Laws in the U.S. are a joke when it comes to protecting consumers.

    4. Re:I've always been pretty happy with Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Truth in advertising should not allow anyone to say, "Free Credit Report," in one breath, then in the next, "Should you request your free credit report, you will start a free trial membership of our Tri-Advantage Credit Monitor.

      Why not? The facts are disclosed. I supposed you are against coupons that say "free large pizza" in large print and "with purchase of large pizza of equal or greater value" in small print. Look, I've called in on these things - they are up front that you will be charged after thirty days. If you don't listen or chose not to hear, you are an idiot. If thirty days comes and goes and you haven't canceled, it is your fault for forgetting. Like, I said in my earlier post, if you stop listening at "Free Credit Report" then you get what what you deserve. And choosing not to listen is stupid.

    5. Re:I've always been pretty happy with Dell by nolife · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I fully understand both of your sides. One is responsible for their own actions. One should read all of the fine print. One should understand the total contract before they sign. On the other hand, saying free credit report is deceptive or is attempting to be deceptive. Offering unlimited internet that is not unlimited is deceptive. Placing a full page ad in the paper offering a 27in LCD television for $50 and in the fine print stating "only 2 per store" is deceptive. Why would the store waste so much money on that ad when they only have two of them? It is to deceive you! How about $500 of any car in our lot with fine print "only certain cars apply and ask salesman first", oh, now the salesman knows you have the coupon and will jack up the initial price $500 more. Maybe not deceive you as the law states but it is to deceive you in a real life situation. These advertisments are meant to catch you off gaurd and to fool people. We in the US (and who knows where else in the world) have been subjected to this for years and the use of these tactics is getting worse. I guess we accept it because it has been around so long and it changes slowly enough that we get used to the new tactics every time.

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    6. Re:I've always been pretty happy with Dell by Maitri · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with what you say, it SHOULD be illegal to do that but I also think that people should think about what they are doing. If it is a FREE credit report why are you asked to supply billing information like a CREDIT CARD NUMBER? That should make you stop to think - hmm if this is free why are they asking for information to charge me? As you say, laws regarding this are a joke and this kind of thing is rampant. People should therefore be on the lookout for it. You always have to read the fine print to make sure that your money saving strategy doesn't end up costing you. As the old saying goes, if a deal seems to good to be true then it probably is.

    7. Re:I've always been pretty happy with Dell by Archangel_Azazel · · Score: 1

      .....spoken like a true Ferengi. Congrats.

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    8. Re: I've always been pretty happy with Dell by Kumba · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd love to read the micro-sized fine print, but we need to force these companies to actually keep the three-paragraph-long fine print block up longer than two seconds :P

    9. Re:I've always been pretty happy with Dell by alisson · · Score: 1
    10. Re:I've always been pretty happy with Dell by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      In case anybody was interested in the free credit reports, you can get a free report annually.

      In fact the three "consumer reporting companies" are required by law to give you a free credit report annually.

      The commercials he is referring to are for http://freecreditreport.com/ which is free for the first 30 days.

      More information from the Federal Trade Commission. Free annual credit reports from http://www.annualcreditreport.com/.

    11. Re:I've always been pretty happy with Dell by IdleTime · · Score: 1

      Me? LOL, no... I have a company that handles my fortune and my investments... You see.. I made a huge fortune on oil and computers in what many calls socialist Norway even if nothing is further from the truth. Now I enjoy the weather and golf here in Florida...

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    12. Re:I've always been pretty happy with Dell by SageMusings · · Score: 1

      Consumer Reports reported very high marks for the Geek Squad in their latest issue. I'm afraid that's all I have to go on because I (and I am sure everyone of you) would neither need their services nor shrink from the challenge of a really hard problem.

      My guess is, the Geek Squad is likely adequate for those who would call in the first place.

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    13. Re:I've always been pretty happy with Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean when they aren't using pirated copies of SysInternals/MS DiskAdmin and Gibson's Spinrite while onsite? Or maybe the part about taking nude photos with a planted cell phone cam? I'd hate to see what CR rated worse

    14. Re:I've always been pretty happy with Dell by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I agree with him, the fine print should never be allowed to deviate far from the message of the big print since then it's obviously intended to hide the truth. "Free Pizza" with "if you buy a more expensive one" in the fine print is obviously intended to mislead people, you could just have written "Buy one, get one free" with "you pay only for the more expensive one" in the fine print to the same effect, the only thing you changed is that you made it obvious at first glance that the coupon requires a purchase to be valid.

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  2. I know why by Nate+Fox · · Score: 1, Informative

    sounds like someone didnt pay for the Gold support. ALWAYS pay for it. Or use another vendor, its your money!

    1. Re:I know why by eln · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's an interesting theory, but I think it has more to do with Cuomo following the Eliot Spitzer School of Getting Yourself Elected Governor of New York. It mostly involves bringing high profile cases against nationally recognized big corporations.

    2. Re:I know why by K'Lyre · · Score: 1

      And just how much is this Gold support? More than $70? That's how much I pay my computer sales place for 3 years of parts and labor.

    3. Re:I know why by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      But whatever the motive, note that they don't usually raise high profile cases like this without believing they will win. They must have at least a little valid evidence to back it all up.

    4. Re:I know why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's an interesting theory, but I think it has more to do with Cuomo representing the pissed off people of New York. It mostly involves bringing high profile cases against nationally recognized big corporations that the people are pissed at. Crazy how democracy sometimes works, eh?

    5. Re:I know why by eln · · Score: 1

      I'm not arguing that the case is or isn't valid, I'm just calling into question the motive behind it. I agree with you that they probably have more than a little evidence to back up their claims. Like I mention in a post further down the page, though, customer support is almost universally crappy, so if they are interested in fixing the problem rather than just generating press, there are a lot of other companies they should add to their "to be sued" list.

    6. Re:I know why by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure whether it's relevant to this case, but I agree. If you're a big enough company, you can get it so Gold support isn't that outrageously expensive anyway, but it makes all the difference. If you call Dell as a normal customer, their support kinda sucks-- still better than most, but doesn't say much. But if you have Gold support, you'll at least be routed to real support personnel within a couple minutes, and you'll have replacement hardware within 4 hours.

    7. Re:I know why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      and if your big enough you can take part in dells warrenty parts direct program, and just place the replacement part orders directly and not even deal with phone support... just get the damn new parts drop shipped... this is something that is very awsome that dell does. allows us to fix stuff with out ever needing to talk to a phone support person.

    8. Re:I know why by James_Aguilar · · Score: 1, Insightful

      For what it's worth, it's important to remember that people being pissed at a corporation doesn't mean the corporation has actually done anything illegal or immoral. One example is people being pissed about gas prices. I mean, it's fine to be pissed at the corporations that sell gas, but on some level, you have to remember that the prices are high because the cost of production is high.

      That said, I haven't experienced Dell's customer service, because I have never been silly enough to buy one of their machines. Everything I've heard indicates it might be lawsuit-worthy.

    9. Re:I know why by smilindog2000 · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, I never heard of "gold" support until reading an earlier post on /. today. I even posted "Bring Back the Super Geeks" at ideastorm.com http://www.ideastorm.com/article/show/66653 a few weeks ago, and no one mentioned gold. Thanks for the info! I just bought my first ever gold support, to test it out.

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    10. Re:I know why by truthsearch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, I agree. I think the choice of going after Dell is mostly publicity. NY (and probably most states) like to go after the big fish to set an example for the rest.

    11. Re:I know why by N3WBI3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Evidence of what? dell has bad service? thats not hard to come by... The question is why the hell is it the AG's job to sue somebody for poor service? Does not NY have some real problems to deal with?

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    12. Re:I know why by qwijibo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How's that working out for you? Most of the support contracts that stores offer are pretty much worthless. Have you tried taking something back a few times and see how good their customer service really is? They wouldn't offer the support if they expected you to use it. Anyone can sound good in a sales pitch, but how they act after they have your money is the real metric worth noting.

    13. Re:I know why by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      It's not really worth it, imho. Your response time goes up, but you're still likely to get a guy coming to your door who has the wrong part, and no idea how to install it.

      I've dealt with standard, silver, and gold support, and they're all crappy. I've had to get our regional corporate IT director involved on more than one occasion...I mean literally, this guy is 2 steps below the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company, and I'm having to have him PERSONALLY intervene in a support issue and threaten to pull our entire corporate account, just so I can get support.

      That's a problem.

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    14. Re:I know why by KlomDark · · Score: 5, Informative

      Prices are high on gas because the cost of production is high? How do you back up that statement? Gas is high because of massive mismanagement, inadequate processing facilities, and large amounts of capacity being offline for either shoddy maintenance (Pipelines rusting out) or really sketchy reasons. (The big facility in Oklahoma explodes because of a lightning strike? These people never heard of lightning rods and proper grounding? If there's no oxygen supply in a big tank, then you can hit it with lightning all day long and nothing can ignite.)

      This is all bullshit caused by the deregulation of the industry. Look how well deregulation of the energy market worked for California, rolling blackouts, raging high prices, etc. Required public services needed for the basic functionality of our society should NEVER be deregulated, cause all it does is let unethical traders get rich of scamming the whole system.

      I know, all you "free market" clones will fry me for stating the obvious, but the free market doesn't exist without government regulation in the first place. Free market is just an euphemism for "quick buck", not a long term, stable solution.

    15. Re:I know why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And regulation is? I guess we should look to the former USSR for proof of that, huh?

    16. Re:I know why by truthsearch · · Score: 5, Informative
      The question is why the hell is it the AG's job to sue somebody for poor service?

      http://www.oag.state.ny.us/consumer/consumer_issue s.html:

      The Bureau of Consumer Frauds and Protection prosecutes businesses and individuals engaged in fraudulent, misleading, deceptive or illegal trade practices. In addition to litigating, the Bureau mediates thousands of complaints each year from individual consumers. A large percentage of these complaints are resolved satisfactorily through the mediation process. As part of its mission, the Bureau provides information to consumers and seeks to ensure a fair and vigorous market place. The Bureau also drafts legislation and conducts studies and writes reports on emerging consumer problems and issues.
    17. Re:I know why by graphicsguy · · Score: 1

      How is this insightful. Bait and switch financing deals are not just bad service.

    18. Re:I know why by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1

      This is hardly bait and switch, nowhere have I ever seen anything to make me think I would get an operator on the phone quickly.. Sheesh the Chinese are putting melamine in animal feed and we are worried about being on hold with Dell?

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    19. Re:I know why by benzapp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Evidence of what? dell has bad service? thats not hard to come by... The question is why the hell is it the AG's job to sue somebody for poor service? Does not NY have some real problems to deal with?

      Yes they do, but fixing those problems are long-term issues that are outside the scope of democracy. The State of New York faces enormous future budget shortfalls as government workers retire and the entire vote-buying apparatus of the state bureaucracy comes crashing to the ground.

      Democrats previously gained votes by promoting "social" programs like welfare, public housing, and other such initiatives. Government workers account for a full 17% of the workforce in New York State. When you consider that nearly 50% of the population (NOT the workforce) receive public assistance, you begin to see the problems for the Democratic Party.

      They can no longer establish a plutocracy by stealing from the hardworking citizenry of the state. More people take from the state's coffers than donate to it. The game of throwing the people's money around to buy votes is over.

      So what is a democrat to do?

      Something... ANYTHING... that doesn't cost money. And this is an example of that.

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    20. Re:I know why by Amouth · · Score: 1

      sorry this is abit off topic but you mentioned that gas prices are high cause cost or production is high..

      i have worked with oil compaines and if you could see how much it costs - you would realize that that is not by any means the reason why gas is expensive

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    21. Re:I know why by dark3r · · Score: 0

      Well unfortuately, filing the lawsuit will cost the public a lot of money. I imagine the best outcome would be if Dell settled out of court.

    22. Re:I know why by aichpvee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The USSR didn't have regulation, dipshit. They had government monopoly of production, run by the same kind of crooks we have running our deregulated industries here.

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    23. Re:I know why by Knara · · Score: 1

      Ditto. We get Gold support on everything Dell related, and a lot of the time when I call I say, "Hey, this part is broken cuz of , I need a new one." After asking if I need someone to come replace it for me (answer: no), I get the part the next day. Couldn't be easier.

    24. Re:I know why by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      My problem with your analysis of the problem is that the companies were fucking up under regulation, too. For example regulations didn't stop PG&E from the wanton dumping that led to a crappy movie starring Julia Roberts delivering such brilliant lines as "They're called boobs, Ed."

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    25. Re:I know why by 644bd346996 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, if a large portion of NY citizens are being routinely shafted by Dell, it certainly is simpler for the AG to sue than for the court system to handle hundreds of individual cases. Also, Attorney Generals arepublic servants. It is okay for them to do something nice for their citizens. This is exactly the kind of case that regular people can benefit from. Just because it doesn't involve the mafia or large sums of money doesn't mean that this case is not worth the time.

    26. Re:I know why by DogDude · · Score: 1

      Look how well deregulation of the energy market worked for California, rolling blackouts, raging high prices, etc.

      That's a headache because the deregulation was only partial. California said, "You can sell electricity to our customers, but you can't charge more than $x." Really simple... not enough utilities could make a buck selling at that price, hence, the shortage. In reality, the price for electricity in CA should be much higher than it currently is, and there'd be no shortages.

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    27. Re:I know why by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that no new refineries had been built in the U.S. for something on the order of two decades, and this was largely due to the compliance costs of regulation. (And that this, in turn keeps production low and prices up.)

      Am I misinformed?

      -Peter

    28. Re:I know why by loganrapp · · Score: 1

      California's rolling blackouts suddenly stopped the moment Gray Davis gave the power companies their rate increase. Funny how that shit works.

    29. Re:I know why by pete-classic · · Score: 4, Informative

      I worked in Dell support many years ago. Based on the summary it sounded like support had really gone down hill since then. There were really two types of issues described in the fine article: financing and support.

      The financing complaints all sound totally legitimate.

      The support stuff all sounds like the same old stuff people griped about when I worked there. People griped about this stuff because they didn't read their support contract. Both parties have their end to hold up. In my personal experience, Dell balks at supporting customers who refuse to hold up their end. Yes, this means removing the cover from the PC to troubleshoot. Yes, this means determining what's wrong with the machine over the phone before sending out an on-site tech. Yes, this means you're getting refurbished service parts. These things are all part of how Dell makes money and keeps prices competitive. No one has to take the deal. But once you accept it you can't expect to change the rules to suit your preferences.

      -Peter

    30. Re:I know why by graphicsguy · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should just try reading the article?

    31. Re:I know why by Detritus · · Score: 1

      No. Refining is not an attractive business. The capital requirements are insane, the profits margins are cyclical and often low, nobody wants a refinery in their backyard, and any plan to build a new refinery is guaranteed to attract every lawyer within 500 miles. Lots of risk, little reward, why bother.

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    32. Re:I know why by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      There's that, but the other reason nobody builds more refineries is that people in the business know that by the time a new refinery gets built, there probably won't be enough oil production in the world to keep said refinery busy. The bloggers at TheOilDrum just released a study on Depletion Levels in Ghawar. In addition, refineries have to be customized for a certain feedstock, light vs. heavy, sweet vs. sour. There's a risk of betting on the wrong supplier, and you're betting on supply for decades in the future.

    33. Re:I know why by mac84 · · Score: 1

      Yes and centrally planned and regulated economic markets work so much better than the free market. Look at the successes of the Soviets, North Korea and East Germany. We just need to force those awful oil companies to build new refineries in Yosemite and drill the North Slope, and produce, produce, produce!!!!

      Or maybe not. Maybe we need to force them to build wind farms and solar panel farms and produce, produce, produce!!! never mind that the electricity they produce will cost 10 times the going market rate and that they'll be bankrupt in 2 years. After all, they're just evil corporations.

    34. Re:I know why by stonedcat · · Score: 0

      Yes NY does have problem to deal with, very real problems. Such as arresting people for the use of iPods while WALKING.

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    35. Re:I know why by Archangel_Azazel · · Score: 1

      Apparently you missed the memo about the Oil companies actually taking pains to HIDE THEIR PROFITS because companies like Exxon made BILLIONS in *profit* not sales, profit. From the linked article : "When the FEO completes its investigation, he says, a "substantial percentage" of the nation's ten or so largest oil firms likely will be socked for at least $150 million in refunds to the public--assuming, of course, that his suspicions are correct and can be proved."
        They knew the people would be pissed because they would know they'd been had, so they announced their quarterly and yearly profits quietly.
      Apparently other people think there might be some issues with their profits.

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    36. Re:I know why by Detritus · · Score: 1

      All of which is irrelevant to the issue that I was addressing.

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    37. Re:I know why by rarkm · · Score: 1

      You're right! It's so obvious! What fools we've been! The secret to lowering obscenely high gas prices is...Sue the Saudis! And the Russians! And the Chinese!

      What's that NY AG's number again?

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    38. Re:I know why by K'Lyre · · Score: 1

      Actually, here's an example (not verbatim) of something that happened last week.
      (on phone)
      Me: Hey, this video card is busted.
      Them: How so?
      Me: There's no picture. I tried a different monitor. I tried this card in another computer. Nothing. It's dead.
      Them: Well, we'll send one out then. Is this going to [my address]?
      Me: That's the one.
      Them: Alright then. Anything else I can help with?

      New $200 video card (same as it was replacing) sent out next day air with a return shipment label included for the dead one. Not bad for $70. And if something else dies, that'll get replaced too. I've been dealing with this company for over 10 years now.

    39. Re:I know why by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      sounds like someone didnt pay for the Gold support. ALWAYS pay for it. Or use another vendor, its your money!

      You're right, but it's kind of a Catch-22 - many people go to Dell because they believe they can get a perfectly good new computer for $350 with a 19" LCD monitor, printer, and DVD burner. What does the Gold warranty cost on that?

      A know a guy who got a Kia minivan that's always having trouble. But he got something like a 10-year bumper-to-bumper warranty on it and thinks he got a great deal on the van. The mechanic at our Subaru/Kia dealer says to me, "they've got a great warranty - and you're going to need it!"

      To each his own - fortunately there are many choices in the marketplace for different buyers. (e.g. ServerDirect has been shipping me great servers).

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    40. Re:I know why by lamarguy91 · · Score: 1

      Dead on point.

      To extract a barrel of oil from the ground in the Middle East? $3
      Cost to refine said barrel of oil in a US refinery? $8
      Ass-raping passed along to the American public? Priceless

      For rolling in your Escalade on 22's, there's Saudi oil. For being indebted to the US banking system for life? There's Mastercard (R) (TM) (/.)

    41. Re:I know why by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      I'm glad that's working well for you. Why don't you mention the name of the company that treats its customers well? I'm sure they won't mind a positive free plug. Nobody is shy to name the people who screw them, but the reason a lot of people get screwed is that it's hard to find the companies that people should want to buy from. It leaves the impression that pretty much everyone sucks. I like to think that I'm an optimist and that only 90% of people are worthless sacks of crap. Finding the other 10% can be challenging in some industries.

      The majority of companies out there will do the exact opposite. For example, taking the card out and trying it in a different computer could be cited as unauthorized service that may have caused the problem. There are situations where they still have to replace something and lose money on a single customer, but if they get 10 people to go away or pay out of pocket for their problems for everyone who gets something fixed, they have a profitable business model. That attitude seems to be far more common and the experience the vast majority of people have.

    42. Re:I know why by Phisbut · · Score: 1

      This is hardly bait and switch, nowhere have I ever seen anything to make me think I would get an operator on the phone quickly
      From TFA :

      The lawsuit accuses Dell of luring consumers to purchase its products with advertisements that offered attractive "no interest" and/or "no payment" financing promotions. In practice, however, the vast majority of consumers, even those with very good credit scores, were denied these deals. In a classic "bait and switch" scheme, DFS instead offered consumers financing at high interest rates, which often exceed 20%. Dell and DFS frequently failed to clearly inform these consumers that they had not qualified for the promotional terms, leaving many to unwittingly finance their purchase at high interest rates.

      I dunno for you, but I sure would call that bait and switch. If you don't mind paying 20% interest rate on a loan that you are promised at "no interest", then I have some money here that I could lend you at 0% interest...

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    43. Re:I know why by Nensi · · Score: 1

      I am glad that someone is taking action against these giant corporations that are abusing their privileges. These companies think that they can continue selling their products to consumers and provide inadequate support. This is not only by not doing the right things but also by outsourcing your customer service to foreign countries that barely speak any English.

      It upsets me that when I attempt to get support I can not find one English speaking person - and this is for Microsoft Products. It is quite upsetting that these companies get rich selling to us, provide terrible services through outsourcing or other means, and are taking jobs overseas.

      I think that this will force these companies to think differently and hopefully to bring the customer service job back to the US.

    44. Re:I know why by jwo7777777 · · Score: 1

      Well.....??? K'Lyre?

    45. Re:I know why by jwo7777777 · · Score: 1

      Never....for one moment...think in terms of a company giving a rat's ass about anything except THE BENJAMINS. (that's money for those who don't speak my lang.)

      Dell has competition and believes they have to cut everything to the bone to survive. They're right, but they need to tone down their promises to match the reality of their economic decisions.

      You want native english speaking customer support. OK. You will pay for it one way or the other...through higher computer costs or higher support contract costs.

  3. Dude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dude, you're getting a lawsuit.

    1. Re:Dude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check it out, the "Dell Dude" happened to be arrested in New York.

    2. Re:Dude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Check it out, the "Dell Dude" happened to be arrested in New York.

      Yeah, four years ago.

  4. Unlike Corporations. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    State normally takes advantage of the Customer Service Support. Corporations usually have support as a last resort for the State it is normally in the middle.

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    1. Re:Unlike Corporations. by eln · · Score: 1

      Personally, I use Customer Service Support as a last resort because it's highly unlikely they'll come up with anything I couldn't have figured out for myself, and going through two hours with front-line support before getting to someone who actually has knowledge beyond the standard script is a huge hassle. This does not apply exclusively to Dell, though.

      Huge corporations who buy a lot of product from a vendor will often have an engineer or two (or more) assigned to them specifically. That person may even work directly on site. In these cases, they will go to the vendor early in the process, because the vendor is sitting right there. For smaller shops that have to go through the 800 number, calling them is usually a huge waste of time unless they have no one on staff who knows anything about computers. Again, though, this is not exclusive to Dell.

    2. Re:Unlike Corporations. by Lockejaw · · Score: 1

      Personally, I use Customer Service Support as a last resort because it's highly unlikely they'll come up with anything I couldn't have figured out for myself, and going through two hours with front-line support before getting to someone who actually has knowledge beyond the standard script is a huge hassle.
      No wonder they're getting sued.
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    3. Re:Unlike Corporations. by spun · · Score: 0

      State normally takes advantage of the Customer Service Support. Corporations usually have support as a last resort for the State it is normally in the middle.

      What? I've worked for big corps, and the state. When I worked for corps, we would often have an on site rep. Never had that working for the state.

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    4. Re:Unlike Corporations. by steveo777 · · Score: 1

      I've run into many problems with my laptops from Dell. Each time I've diagnosed by myself and called into their tech support for a new part. They ask a few questions and send me a new HDD, optical drive, keyboard, power pack... Yeah. What's nice is they overnight the stuff to you. As long as you take charge of the conversation you should be able to get what you need. IE "No, I'm not going to run your Dell system utilities. I ran scandisk and I'm telling you the drive is dead." or "The F-ing 'B' falls off every time I touch it."

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    5. Re:Unlike Corporations. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      My usual issue is with hardware support. Some part craps out, and I call them for a replacement part, and have to go through so many hoops that it would have been cheaper to just buy a new computer for what they had to pay me to sit on the phone with some joker in India who is running through the "Choose Your Own Adventure" tech support binder, and not listening when I tell him what the problem is.

      I shouldn't have to spend hours coaxing a guy on the phone through his troubleshooting manual until he gets the answer that I know is the right answer.

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    6. Re:Unlike Corporations. by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      For smaller shops that have to go through the 800 number, calling them is usually a huge waste of time unless they have no one on staff who knows anything about computers.

      I have to deal with Dell on a regular basis. Not because I know jack about computers, but because I have to go through them to get parts under warranty (or worse, not under warranty and proprietary). Their crap is ALWAYS breaking. This year we're up to at least 4 monitors, 3 hard drives, some RAM, laptop battery, laptop motherboard, and a rack mounted 8-tape autochanger / backup device (which was barely 4 months old when it shuffled off).

      Fortunatly, I've often troubleshooted the entire script beforehand so it usually goes "yes, yes, no, yes, no, no, still broken." "ok, we'll ship out a replacement part." "excellent." and done.

    7. Re:Unlike Corporations. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of the time the optical drive (DVD reader/CD Reader/CD Burner) lost the ability to read CD-R (and only CD-R) media. L1 tech support said that because the diagnostic CD booted there was no problem with the hardware. 6 hours to get that fixed, plus one more to get the software support bill off my credit card.

    8. Re:Unlike Corporations. by Velcroman98 · · Score: 1
      As for Dell having an engineer assigned to a large corporation, I doubt it. Business do get seperate numbers to call, and their support is still based in the US. If businesses still want better support Dell has a program called The Dell Warranty Parts Direct Program it is a service and support plan designed specifically for IS Professionals who have technical expertise in diagnosing and servicing computer systems. This flexible service program supports Dell customers who use a Help Desk for service dispatch, provide Self Maintenance or for Dell customers who want to appoint a service provider to maintain their Dell branded hardware. There are two levels..

      Level 1
      Benefits for those who pass a certification exam on each product families they intend to support
      Allows ordering of out-of-warranty and spare parts
      Technicians can bypass remedial troubleshooting and be routed to a Dedicated Technician

      Level 2
      Get full advantage of program, Premier access to Dell's website
      Warranty Labor Reimbursements, I think it was $50 per fix (for servicing Dell's warranty)
      Requires 2 certified technicians per location

      I did this at a prior job, and it worked well.

      Now, if Dell could just fix quality so defects weren't as common as spare parts falling off the space shuttle...

    9. Re:Unlike Corporations. by eln · · Score: 1

      I work in a large data center, and yes we do have a Dell engineer who works on site full time.

  5. Big surprise from Dell !?! by cpearson · · Score: 1

    This can not come at any surprise to the /. crowd. Especially from Dell.

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    1. Re:Big surprise from Dell !?! by epiphani · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, it DOES come as a surprise to me. Maybe because I'm in Canada, but Dell's support has always been top notch for me.

      Just two weeks ago, I called up and said my laptop was randomly rebooting a bluescreening, that I'd swapped the ram with no avail, and I wanted a new motherboard and ram. They had a technician come to my office the next day, and after an hour I got a laptop with a brand new motherboard and ram.

      Maybe I'm missing something here, but that experience alone has convinced me that I won't be purchasing a laptop elsewhere.

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    2. Re:Big surprise from Dell !?! by NewWorldDan · · Score: 1

      Actually, on the grand scale of computer support over the years, I've gotten pretty good support from Dell. It's been on the decline these past few years and has fallen to what I'd call "average".

    3. Re:Big surprise from Dell !?! by Mordaximus · · Score: 1

      It might be because the people you were talking to are actually in Canada, and work for Dell (not outsourced)...

  6. Corporation Baiting by capt.Hij · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I live in NY, and I am glad for the work that Eliot Spitzer has done. Now that Cuomo is the AG he is trying to make a name for himself the same way Spitzer did. Spitzer took on powerful interests within the state. Cuomo is taking the easy way out and going after out of state entities like colleges who have less than ethical relationships with loan organizations. Cuomo is a corrupt politician just trying to get his name out there. I fear that in the end his little adventures are going to go badly, and it will not reflect well on the state of NY.

    1. Re:Corporation Baiting by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 0, Troll

      Oh. My. God. Well, it's nice to see that your lobotomy went well.

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    2. Re:Corporation Baiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or corruption

    3. Re:Corporation Baiting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to like Spitzer, but don't like some of the things he's done now that he is governor:

      http://www.gothamist.com/2007/05/14/spitzer_wants_ c.php
      http://ibtimes.com/articles/20070417/ny-spitzer-vi deo-games.htm

    4. Re:Corporation Baiting by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1

      That, and I think when the money trail to Cuomo is eventuall unraveled, it'll show that MyRichUncle and other bitter lenders who weren't offering the best deals and were pissed that they couldn't get on schools' lender lists, helped finance these "investigations".

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    5. Re:Corporation Baiting by swb · · Score: 1

      You have to remember that the grandstanding is part of the process. The goal is larger behavior change and greater amount of trepidation on the part of other organizations, knowing that they could be next and that while the fines or investigations may not ruin them financially, they often endure weeks or months of humiliating press coverage.

      And lots of AGs take on consumer/public interest crusader roles. I think generally they're smart enough to pick issues they can win on (which implies that they're reasonable and not too political, unless you find lying and stealing to be political) and they're usually directly elected.

      Plus, if they weren't pursuing some of these issues, how would they ever get fixed or changed? I'm thinking of our own AG's work with a large HMO that was officially "non-profit" but was blowing millions on executive perks. Kind of harsh to be told you can't have that drug/transplant/treatment but the HMO can rent a luxury suite for sporting events.

      I'm all in favor of free markets when they're actually free, but ours aren't and we need to do SOMETHING to prevent the financial elite from cornering the market.

  7. Don't even think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This cannot have anything to do woth Dell selling Linux preinstalled

    1. Re:Don't even think by spockrock · · Score: 1

      Actually Microsoft recently purchased the state of New York......the the state later BSOD after suing Dell.....

    2. Re:Don't even think by th3rmite · · Score: 1

      What's Linux?

  8. Cuomo, huh by markov_chain · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess it's time to welcome our new plutocratic neonoble overlords.

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  9. Deceptive business practices? by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 5, Informative

    Like bragging about their customer support, but then when you do call them up, you get some foreign person with an accent you can't understand talking over a phone connection that makes him barely audible, that you can only speak to after being redirected for a few hours, and who will then tell you your hard drive needs replaced because there's something wrong with the fan in your power supply? That may not be illegal, but it would be nice if they changed that.

    1. Re:Deceptive business practices? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the same response you get for ANY IT support from anyone when it comes to using Windows based personal computers. It has nothing to do with outsourcing. Personally I have never had foreign accent spoken to me when I call tech support. Another problem is when know-it-all computer engineers run into trivial issues they don't have a clue about and they can't deal with customer support representative following simple procedures of diagnosis and fix.

    2. Re:Deceptive business practices? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 Words:

      ONLINE SUPPORT

      I have called them 2 times, and been with their online support 3 times. Guess what, 20 minutes online vs 1+ hour each call.

      Bonus: In the end I wasn't yelling at the foreigner to learn english or get out of the country

    3. Re:Deceptive business practices? by prelelat · · Score: 1

      I thought the lawsuit had more to do with bait and switch tactics saying that you were getting no interest and then you were being charged 20% or something like that. I think the customer service was a secondary thing to try and make it more mainstream media. People think bait and switch something easily fixed that a few people fell for and was probably a mistake on a couple peoples parts or at least thats more believable. When you say its customer support that sucks and your suing for it, that sounds more like the company has no good support staff and that hurts the company even more.

      At least thats my opinion.

    4. Re:Deceptive business practices? by pHZero · · Score: 1
      Last week on the phone with Symantec support:

      Them: How many licenses will you need?

      Me: About a dozen

      Them: How many?

      Me: Maybe a dozen or a few more

      Them: Excuse me, how many did you say?

      Me: A dozen?

      Them: I'm sorry, I can't understand how many licenses you need. It's the number of computers you will install software on.

      Me: A doz-en. That's twelve.

      Them: Twelve? You will need two ten-pack licenses

  10. Geek Squad by milgr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For some reason I actually paid for an extended warranty on the Vaio I bought at Bestbuy. Strangely enough, I got some value out of it...

    They replaced a DVD writer that failed, and a keyboard (the P fell off while I was typing). My biggest complaint was that when I picked up my laptop, I needed to wait for about 40 minutes. No geeks were in sight most of that time.

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    1. Re:Geek Squad by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Best Buy is actually a good place to buy computers, as long as they're low quality. Why? Their extended warranty has a "three strikes and you're out clause" whereby after the computer has been serviced three times, if it breaks again they give store credit for a replacement. So, the procedure is as follows:

      1. Buy a crappy PC and a service plan from Best Buy
      2. Take it in for service when it breaks the first time
      3. Take it in for service when it breaks the second time
      4. Take it in for service when it breaks the third time
      5. Get store credit (of full original price!) towards replacement when it breaks the fourth time
      6. Repeat.

      My family went through this cycle about five times over about the past decade, starting with a refurbished Packard Bell 486 desktop and ending with a 20" iMac Core Duo (and no, we did not break anything on purpose, or be overly rough with our machines). Also, I don't count Apple as "crappy," although it should be noted that Best Buy replaces Macs on the first service instead of the fourth, because it doesn't have the facilities to repair them.

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    2. Re:Geek Squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that be 4 strikes, not 3?

    3. Re:Geek Squad by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Extended warranties are a ripoff -- on everything *except* laptops. On laptops, the cost of one repair is generally more than the cost of the warranty, and they're almost guaranteed to break within 3 years.

    4. Re:Geek Squad by l0rd.47hl0n · · Score: 1

      Yes, it would, in a world that made sense and was run by you and I. I think it's time to cull the herd.

    5. Re:Geek Squad by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Hey, what can I say -- it's Best Buy! It's not being run by the sharpest tools in the shed, you know (although it is being run by tools).

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    6. Re:Geek Squad by evilviper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Extended warranties are an extremely good deal on things like monitors.

      3rd party repair facilities can't get documentation for the no-name crap monitors Best Buy sells. So if you don't have a warranty, you have to just buy a new one. If you have a warranty, you take it in, they put it on a truck, send it back to the manufacturer, and they fix the $5 problem and return it.

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    7. Re:Geek Squad by donglekey · · Score: 1

      Only if your time and sanity are worthless.

    8. Re:Geek Squad by bigsam411 · · Score: 0

      I work for best buy (decent college job and I know more than most employees I work with) and you are correct on everything except getting the full price towards a new laptop. they actually just give you the most comparable model not to exceed the purchase price. So say I bought a a laptop with a P4 cpu and 3 years later just before the end of the service plan I get approved for a junkout exchange. since P4s are no longer in laptops they just give me a core2 duo with more ram than the previous one. also you keep in mind things like screen size and other obscure features. On a side note you can just ask for the amount in the form of a gift card and use that towards your laptop, but no one really knows that.

    9. Re:Geek Squad by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      On a side note you can just ask for the amount in the form of a gift card and use that towards your laptop, but no one really knows that.

      That's what they've always given my family without us having to ask. Either that, or that's what they did the first time, and then we subsequently expected it.

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  11. Gold support or nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I kid you not, I just finished a gold support call to Dell for a server. They were prompt and courteous. They didn't know how to fix it offhand, but called me back quickly with the right information. The guy even spoke English, which was a very pleasant surprise.

    1. Re:Gold support or nothing by amcdiarmid · · Score: 1

      Why should I have to pay for Gold support over a generic warranty? While the lawsuit seems to be largely about Dell and financial shenanigans (Billing for returned merchandise & opening accounts improperly), I rarely find "decent" support on the "user" line. While I have occasionally found someone who would shortcut the script based on what I told them. (Gee, it works if I remove the modem-pci-card, but not if I put it back in. and that's only because I put in a new hard drive with all the current support.dell.com drivers...) I find that I spend the next hour verifying "who is the owner of this machine," "Where do they live," "Please give me enough identification to steal the owners identity please" so that the 5 minute diagnosis takes over an hour to resolve. For a $5 part. That still has to be sent back to Dell. Generically, as soon as a subcontractor gets familiar enough with the troubleshooting script to shortcut it, (Oh, you have tried turning off the machine - and you say it works if you plug in the powersupply from another machine...)then that subcontractor is replaced. ("Ok, you say the machine works if you put in another power supply. Very good, now can you please try turning off the machine and turning it back on. Do any lights turn on?....") I usually don't even bother calling Dell support for clients with non-gold support. Buying new hardware at OverpricedShack (tm) is usually cheaper that the time it will take Dell to replace it. When a standard warranty customer wants to make a point, they almost always end up making mine.

    2. Re:Gold support or nothing by ad0gg · · Score: 1

      Dell's gold service is great. If you sound like you have a clue, they'll just overnight a replacement for the bad component with out having to jump through all the hoops(ie: is your computer plugged in?) I'm also sure all gold support is US based, unless they teach their indian support guys to talk in a midwestern accent.

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    3. Re:Gold support or nothing by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      I find that I spend the next hour verifying "who is the owner of this machine," "Where do they live," "Please give me enough identification to steal the owners identity please" so that the 5 minute diagnosis takes over an hour to resolve. For a $5 part. That still has to be sent back to Dell. Mmm... that sounds annoying enough that it might actually dissuade people from calling up altogether, don't you think?

      I usually don't even bother calling Dell support for clients with non-gold support. Buying new hardware at OverpricedShack (tm) is usually cheaper that the time it will take Dell to replace it. ...and this is a win-win for Dell; by cutting back on expensive customer support, they dissuade people from calling and save even more.

      Only if it starts seriously affecting the bottom line, or they get seriously hammered in court will Dell change this; and regardless of what they claim, there is always a large percentage of people who will buy almost exclusively on price and only change supplier if they have a really bad experience. Sure, they'll bitch about it when they're on hold for an hour, but they'll still buy on price the next time.
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    4. Re:Gold support or nothing by Shellbear · · Score: 0

      Why should I have to pay for Gold support over a generic warranty? Simple: because you get what you pay for...
    5. Re:Gold support or nothing by Archangel_Azazel · · Score: 1

      ...so I should pay for the computer which comes with a 'useless' warranty as a SELLING POINT, then pay again to get ANOTHER warranty? How many times should I pay for something that was implied with the original purchase?

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    6. Re:Gold support or nothing by Shellbear · · Score: 0

      *shrugs* That's how service levels work. They are not a Dell-specific practice by any means...

    7. Re:Gold support or nothing by arch_slayer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The reason companies separate their "Gold level support" and consumer support is that a lot of individuals, normally consumers, want the cheapest laptop possible. Every single company, including IBM, Toshiba, and HP create this delineation between their two options. The way that Dell works is that their Inspiron laptops, which are especially sold extra cheap and sometimes can be found in stores, come with a limited warranty and service where people have to send their laptops in for repair. This service is, as previously mentioned, extremely shoddy, because the consumers are usually greeted with an Indian representative named Joe on the other side of the line who wants to replace your hard drive four different times. I'm pretty sure that even IBM used to do it in the same way. The difference was that IBM actually advertised their business line of laptops more often than their really bad consumer ones. Dell's Latitude warranty isn't actually "Gold service," because the Gold level service is typically saved for large corporations which have specific licenses for many users. It does, however, cost an extra 100 dollars, which is usually the same that IBM charges for its laptops. Dell's Latitude warranty automatically forwards to a proper technician after immediately receiving your computer tag ID, and this usually is a Senior Technical Support Staff, or someone who resides in the United States and has significant experience with laptops. By the way, did you know that this warranty service allows Parts-Only service requests, and for users who aren't familiar with opening up laptops with a screwdriver, a person will come within the next day in order to repair that laptop? I actually often call Dell for my single Latitude laptop... not because it breaks for no reason, but more because either a key pops off, I mishandle the computer, or something small that doesn't look like I purposely cracked the screen or threw the laptop into the oven. Dell's usual response from the technician: 1. Hold time of less than a minute 2. Technician verifies service warranty, name, and contact information 3. I reply back which part needs to be replaced, for the reasons why, etc. 4. They usually tell me to hit F12 on Bios in order to reach diagnostics (an often required part of Dell employees in order to keep track of problems) 5. I respond as requested, and sometimes there isn't an error in diagnostics 6. Hold for 3 minutes while they enter case ID in 7. Dispatch+Case number fully entered and I hang up, expecting to have someone in the next day, or those free Windows XP CDs I requested as a Parts only Service. Hey, 10 support calls to Dell and I'm still happy. In fact, I actually suggest Dell latitude laptops to many individuals, telling them that IBM is still fine, but I'm scared of the way Lenovo might handle its customers soon.

    8. Re:Gold support or nothing by Archangel_Azazel · · Score: 1

      Warning : I'm tired and prone to hyperbole.

      People used to (and in some countries / cases still do) own other people. It wasn't an American-specific practice by any means. It was still incorrect. I guess what I meant to say is that if companies want us to pay high prices for their product, they should raise the bar on the product to attract more customers. As it stands right now, it seems like companies *cough*Microsoft*cough* intentionally LOWER the bar and put out sub-standard products and then sell you an 'upgrade' to what should be a sane and reasonable level of service.

      My two cents,

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    9. Re:Gold support or nothing by Velcroman98 · · Score: 1

      Server support is a different breed, it's not the same people. I think they have a different directive to remain on the case and solve problems. I've always had excellent results with Dell's server support, and spoke to a few of them about their jobs.

    10. Re:Gold support or nothing by iiijjjiii · · Score: 1

      Michael, i told you to stop wasting time on slashdot. You have that Ubuntu agreement to work out. Remember to drop by the cleaners and pick up milk on the way home. Luv ya Susan

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  12. Not so bad. by milamber3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't really know where the New York AG is coming up with the "no service at all" comment. While I'm not sure about their problems with promotional financing, rebate offers, and billing activity; when I am forced to interact with dell for customer support on work computers I have always had good experiences. Maybe it is because I can fix most software issues and the only time I really go to them is when something fails. They have replace what's broken quite readily. Even if his problem is with their other practices I think he's over stating the support problems. Don't get me wrong, I am definitely not a fan of dell but I don't like them because of the proprietary hardware and the preloaded bloatware.

    1. Re:Not so bad. by zenyu · · Score: 1

      Even for hardware I wouldn't call them good.

      I bought a Dell 2405FPW monitor early on in the production run and it had this nasty habbit of making a high pitched noise and shutting off about four hours after it was turned on in the morning. So I did some googling and found out that this was caused by overheating. So I did what any geek would do and placed a fan so as to cool the beasty this gave me a good 10 hour run before it would shut itself off. But the problem was fixed in revision 3 of the hardware and there was a quiet recall being done. So I called up Dell to get a replacement, they had never heard of the problem and made me go through 5 hours of 'lower the resolution to X, did the whine go away?', 'No?, try turning the monitor 90 degrees, did the whine go away?", "No? Try plugging the monitor into a different circuit, did the whine go away?" "No? Try reinstalling the operating system, did the whine go away?" Now I refused the offer to have her call me back after each step and kept her on the phone through all of this, if they waste my time I want somebody in India to finish the novel she's reading on Dell's dime. After all this, they did agree to cross ship me a replacement monitor, which while marked 'used', was the new revision of the hardware. I haven't had a problem since, I can even leave the sucker on overnight and turn off the A/C in winter now.

      All the major vendors have terrible support, except maybe Lenovo, but I don't think Dell is being singled out so much as they are the first to be hit.

      What really bugs me about Dell is the SPAM. It's relentless in both electronic an paper formats. They even ignore it when you put them on the unsolicited pornography list with the post office; I would really love it if the Attorney General busted them for this and fined them individually for every piece of computer-porn they mailed through the US postal system. Dell's e-mail SPAM occationally makes it through my SPAM filters which really irks me, they've only lost about $10,000 a year in my business and probably make it up multiply by all the asshats that respond to SPAM so I don't really expect them to stop sending SPAM. But I don't understand why they won't stop sending *ME* SPAM, since they should be able to see from their sales receipts that they obviously lost me as a customer with that idiotic move.

    2. Re:Not so bad. by massysett · · Score: 1

      The operative words in your post are "on work computers." Dell service varies widely depending on what division you got your PC from. I've had experience both with their education division and their home division. Home is absolutely rotten, with long hold times and people who do not speak English. Education is fairly decent, so far as that goes--if someone knew about computers, he wouldn't be working at Dell tech support.

  13. Thank you Mr. Cuomo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sincerely, Best Buy.

  14. Dude... by patternmatch · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Dude, you're gettin' a lawsuit.

    1. Re:Dude... by patternmatch · · Score: 1

      Curses! Beaten to the joke by an anonymous coward, and then modded redundant to add insult to injury! *shakes fist at AC*

    2. Re:Dude... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you know, because you're supposed to read all 12,638 posts first to make sure you didn't have the same idea as someone else in the world, and even at that, you could post at roughly the same time and still wind up being 200 posts apart.
      The "redundant" tag is plainly fucking stupid and should be removed from moderation.
      It's nothing but a wide open door for mod abuse, when they don't want to appear too obvious about screwing with someone's karma by modding it "troll" or something else questionable; it's also used a popularity measure - it's not always about who posted first, just who has more friends with mod points.

  15. And how is dell doing these days? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    In light of how their sales are dropping, I would guess that the last CEO was trying to push his money up by making loads of short-term thinking changes (moving customer service to india, moving production to China, etc), and now the company reaping what he sowed. The funny thing is that I would not blame the last CEO but the shareholders who helped to push this. They had a job to look out for their long-term holdings and did not care.

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    1. Re:And how is dell doing these days? by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

      This was not a short term goal The first thing the old CEO did when he came to Dell several years ago was to model Dell's Tech support after Gateway's. Gateway was Dell's biggest threat at the time and had really bad tech support. But the bean counters looked at what Dell's tech support was costing and salivated over cutting it to the bone thinking the cost would go strait to the bottom line. It worked for a while until they applied the "faster, cheaper, better" philosophy to their hardware with an emphasis on cheaper. Then as products failed and tech support calls went up there was no one to take the call.

    2. Re:And how is dell doing these days? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Actually Rollins is the one who did all the changes over the last several years. It is Micheal dell who just came back in jan. 2007 and is starting to change to back. It remains to be seen if he will address these issues or if he was core to the original changes.

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  16. Always had good luck with Dell by therealking · · Score: 1

    Support has been good though sometimes the indian support reps can be annoying. I always get a resolution that I am happy with. Been buying dell for over 8 years, at home and work, wouldn't have it any other way.

    Why not go after the sleaze in NY Cumo?? Oh thats right, because it's you.

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  17. abuse of power? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So some jerk in NY with some pull bought a Dell for home use and got pissed at what every other home user experiences from Dell.

    1. Re:abuse of power? by WingedEarth · · Score: 1

      I'm no fan of Andrew Cuomo, but it's good to see Dell get what they deserve, isn't it? A lawsuit like this could make Dell improve its services for those other home users you speak of.

  18. Yawn yawn by packetmon · · Score: 1

    You know, I've despised Dell for years but I have to give some credit to them for not wanting to support certain (l)users. E.g. Customer buys a Dell loaded with Crapafee Virus scanner... Crapafee acts up... (l)User calls Dell. Another example... (l)User craps out their machine with infestations of malware and junkware... (l)User calls Dell bitching and moaning... My analogy on it all... "You buy a Honda. Then go out and buy a Harmon Kardon radio system for it... Radio acts up..." Why in the world would you bring it to Honda? 1) Its not Honda's problem. 2) Its not Honda's problem and 3) Its not Honda's problem. I've had the unfortunate circumstance of calling Dell in Colorado (Colorado, New Delhi that is), and have had my issues resolved quickly. On the other hand I won't beat around the bush and tell whomever firsthand. Look I rebooted, I did this, I did that. And to make things more dramatic, I scour Google for error codes on hardware so I can bypass all the fuzzy "read from the script Mandinipuor" garbage tech support spews... Its not always Dell's fault some of the idiots are luzers

    1. Re:Yawn yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you buy a machine from dell, and it comes pre-loaded with software. When that software acts up, dell should be responsible. If dell doesn't want to take responsibility, then don't install 3rd party software.

      When I purchased my car (a honda actually), I had the dealership install an after market remote starter. When I had trouble, guess who I brought it to. Guess who fixed it ? The dealership.

      Now, had I bought it from Best Buy I would have brought it back to Best Buy.

    2. Re:Yawn yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will somebody sue Slashdot and/or packetmon for misleading us into thinking this gibberish was a comment?

    3. Re:Yawn yawn by cerberusss · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you buy a machine from dell, and it comes pre-loaded with software

      I don't understand the fuss with the preinstalled crap. You buy the machine, boot it, menu -> Control Panel -> Add/Remove Programs. Install Firefox, remove the IE icon.

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  19. Dell Financial Services by kmhebert · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is a loan sharking operation which will charge you 29.99% APR. I quickly transferred my balances and will never use that service again.

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  20. Apathy... by Tyger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apathy
    If we don't take care of the customers, maybe they will stop bugging us.

  21. A bitter lesson never learned by Micheal Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess mom was right, if you run too long with the wrong crowd, in this case Microsoft, you will sooner or later get into trouble!!

    1. Re:A bitter lesson never learned by Micheal Dell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another lesson...it's spelled Michael

      Mom

  22. Why single Dell out? by mi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Had the misfortune to call Linksys recently too. An entire Saturday wasted going through the first-layer support morons, who were just reading the scripts from their screens. Some of them — reading so slowly, I could not help thinking, they are on drugs. Others — lying that the supervisor is "on a meeting"...

    Finally, someone had brains enough to realize, the problem is above his level and transfered me to the second level support person, who quickly understood, what I was saying all along, and proceeded to tell me, how to cold-reset the wonder Linux-router, which promptly fixed the problem — 6 hours after the first phone call to Linksys...

    Don't know, if any amount of legal prosecution can help against this sort of moronity.

    The main legal beef of this prosecution, I guess, are the (alleged) financing/collection irregularities — a heavily legislated and regulated area. The populist "no service at all" rhethorics are just thrown in to help Mr. Guomo repeat Mr. Spitzer's feat later on...

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    1. Re:Why single Dell out? by 0racle · · Score: 5, Funny

      how to cold-reset the wonder Linux-router, which promptly fixed the problem -- 6 hours after the first phone call to Linksys
      Please tell me you don't mean pressing that recessed button at the back of it.
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    2. Re:Why single Dell out? by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Dell's version of guaranteed on-site service is a fraud. Dell should not be asking consumers to disassemble their computers and remove or replace parts. What's next, GM handles a recall by mailing new parts to their vehicle owners, along with a video tape "Brake Jobs for Dummies"?

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    3. Re:Why single Dell out? by Shellbear · · Score: 0

      Kudos to you for recognizing that Dell is not the only company that outsources their customer service.

    4. Re:Why single Dell out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Got a great idea:

      Make a special tech support line for people who have a clue. Change the number monthly. Encode it in hex and post it online. You have to be smart enough to decode the t/s number to get in on the smart-guy line, and once you do, you're fast-tracked to tier 2!

      Do I get a cookie?

    5. Re:Why single Dell out? by Andrei+D · · Score: 1

      how to cold-reset the wonder Linux-router, which promptly fixed the problem -- 6 hours after the first phone call to Linksys Aha! So "Sir, please restart your computer and try again" is a real pertinent advice to get from tech support. I knew it! To all the people who have tech support jobs: please give this advice more often. It just works!
      /me ducks
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    6. Re:Why single Dell out? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, did you consider posting the solution to Usenet, choosing the words so that they'd be picked up by anyone with a similar problem using a search engine? On the other hand, it could be argued that this might be acting as unpaid customer support to Linksys and rewarding them for crap service, so perhaps you ought to mention your experience at the same time :-|

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    7. Re:Why single Dell out? by mymaxx · · Score: 1

      I really wish Dell would let me replace more parts. They sent me a new side panel for my desktop because it was rattling and insisted that they send a technician. I know for a fact I can push a slider out, pull the panel off and snap a new one in. Instead I had to stay home all day waiting for a technician. Fact is, I can replace any part inside of a computer, I just wish they would let me.

    8. Re:Why single Dell out? by rleibman · · Score: 1

      I wish that tech support centers had a special phone line, you call and answer a few technical questions about the product, if your answers are correct you get to talk to a second tier person directly. This would ensure that people who need to be asked if their computer is plugged in get to the cheap, first tier support and geeks get to talk to someone who actually nows their product. I can't count the number of times I've spent hours on the phone just trying to get to the person who can fix the problem. With surewest I once spent days figuring out a problem and I endede up having to prove to them that they were filtering UDP DNS packets (using nmap), once I got to the person that knew something it took 5 minutes to fix.

    9. Re:Why single Dell out? by Cervantes · · Score: 1

      *shivers*
      You remind me of my latest experience with Linksys, and why I will avoid their products from now on...

      Had a wireless repeater to install. The subnet wouldn't change from 255.255.248.0 when I was setting a static IP, and I needed it wide open. Call Linksys support. Get a typical script-reader. He dives into the script, and we get to the part where he wants to know the exact model of my WAP (not the repeater I'm calling on, the WAP sending the signal.) The WAP is 30' up at the top of a wall, but I have (intermittent) access to the http config page. But he insists that the WAP model I'm giving him, directly off the config page, isn't the correct model. I try to get him to skip past this (after all, I'm calling about the repeater, not the WAP), but he won't, and starts maddeningly repeating "I need you to give me the correct model of your wireless access point"... even when it's entirely inappropriate for the subject we're talking about. He absolutely refused to bump me to higher support, and after almost an hour on hold I wasn't about to call back and try again. And unfortunately I didn't have time to research it myself, needed it done ASAP.

      Well, after almost an hour of trying to get him to just move on, make up a WAP model, or just move on and tell me what he wants me to do on the WAP (after all, config is pretty easy), and him refusing to accept that troubleshooting the subnet mask on the REPEATER could be done without exact knowledge of my WAP, I finally got ticked off, got my case number, hung up, climbed up into the rafters, and got the model number.

      The web page said it was something like a WAP54-C.
      The model plate said it was a WAP54 (Model C).

      The idiot couldn't tell that "-C" could mean "Model C". It didn't exactly match, so he wouldn't go on. If I could have afforded a ticket to Bangalore, I would have caused some serious destruction.

      Of course, after I called back, waited another hour, got another tech to open my case, told him the model number... he began arguing with me that I didn't need to change the subnet mask, I didn't need a repeater, that I should be resetting the WAP, etc etc etc.

      In the end I ran a big spool of CAT5 into the rafters and through a hole I very happily punched in the wall. That stupid repeater is still sitting, collecting dust, and I'll avoid Linksys equipment as often as I can.

      DLink, on the other hand, has a nice knowledge base, good products, decent telephone support, and have consistently proven themselves to me.

      Linksys... well, the only law I hope affects them is Darwins Law. Not the evolution one, the one they use to determine who gets Darwin Awards. I hope there are a lot of reasons for them to get handed out to Linksys idiots...

      And now that I've had that cheery memory revived... time to go drink.

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    10. Re:Why single Dell out? by scumdamn · · Score: 1

      I figure at least Dell has the courtesy to put all their support trees and articles online. That way you can do all the troubleshooting you normally would and call them with a journal ID which they'll use to see that you already ran through the crap they would have already done. Saves you a shitload of time with 'em on the phone.

    11. Re:Why single Dell out? by WannaBeGeekGirl · · Score: 1

      Exactly, why single out {insert big corporation that screws you}? Lets get to the real problem.

      Its very easy for people to whine about a computer company because there is this technology curve that not everyone wants to keep up with. In truth though, a lot of big companies are getting away with lousier customer service, greed and less than ethical treatment of their customers. We just find more voices to scream when it comes to things that the average person doesn't want to take the time to understand--or can't.

      This used to be a political issue but I think its pretty across the board now. Its equal-opportunity getting screwed by all kinds of huge corporations, available 24/7 to anyone willing to pay.

      Let loose the hounds of law. *dodges lawyers*
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    12. Re:Why single Dell out? by Durindana · · Score: 1

      Yeah I'm pretty sure that's in the manual.

    13. Re:Why single Dell out? by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      I had this with another company who provided 'on-site engineer' level support. Although I'm more than comfortable building my own beige boxes I refuse to do the company's work if I've paid for support. They kept saying things like "try pushing the graphics card firmly in place". Everything they said, I just replied "but isn't that your job?", "yes, but aren't you the engineer - I'm not an engineer, I shouldn't do that". Eventually they sent someone who did just reseat the graphics card.

    14. Re:Why single Dell out? by mi · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's the button, and I knew, how to press (and hold) it. However, I thought, the button is for the router appears dead (or when one forgets the password).

      The router was not dead, it was working. The computer was able to talk to the device's internal web-server, and the device was able to ping anything on the internet. Just the NAT was not working, and I thought, something is misconfigured.

      Either way, even if I was supposed to figure all this out on my own, there is no excuse for Linksys' personnel for taking so long to resolve the problem.

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  23. Pathetic, Im so glad I left NY! by N3WBI3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A state should not be in the business of suing companies for bad customer service! People should go and by Apple, or HP, or lenovo. But leave it to NY or MA or CA to go and get the state involved where it has no place. I notice that Andrew Cuomo is failing upwards..

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    1. Re:Pathetic, Im so glad I left NY! by SlashDev · · Score: 0

      Could it be that the NY state uses Dell for equipment?

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    2. Re:Pathetic, Im so glad I left NY! by pboyd2004 · · Score: 1

      HP or Lenovo? Your crazy right? And don't even get me started on trying to get Apple to replace a broken part. Let's just face it people NO major OEM has anything that approaches decent customer service.

      Little tip: If your calling most of these major OEMs do it during the day. Sometimes you get lucky and actually get Americans that way... I'm not joking I talked to a guy in Oklahoma the other day.

    3. Re:Pathetic, Im so glad I left NY! by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      I don't live in NY.... in fact I don't even live in the US, so it doesn't bother (nor affect) me anyway. That said, consider the following made-up situation. Suppose I buy a radio, the quality is awful, and it explodes in a shower of sparks after a few weeks; in short, the radio is crap, and broken. I take it back to the shop, and a clueless holiday-job teenage assistant suggests changing the batteries or rearranging my house to avoid interference. Maybe he insinuates that it's my fault without being able to explain why. The guy who has the power to make a refund is oh-so-conveniently never available, and I'm asked repeatedly to come back another time.

      They do this to lots of different people. In short, the retailer is exploiting its customer service setup to avoid refunds on crappy products.

      Should everyone be required to take the shop to court individually (for many, many times the cost of the radio) when it's clear that the shop is systematically abusing its power?

      As Del(l) Boy would say, "Lovely Jubbly!"

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    4. Re:Pathetic, Im so glad I left NY! by mymaxx · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that the State AG, the consumer's last resort when a company fails to live up to its legal obligation should not sue? Think about that for a minute and then let us know if you still think the AG should not sue.

    5. Re:Pathetic, Im so glad I left NY! by jmv · · Score: 1

      A state should not be in the business of suing companies for bad customer service!

      I tend to read that as "companies should be free to screw a state government over customer support without fear of being sued".

    6. Re:Pathetic, Im so glad I left NY! by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1

      How about they sue the DMV in NY which give far worse service than dell? This is a frivolous law suit aimed to get some quick cash for the government and help little Andy Cuomo not get killed by a Republican in NY the next time he runs for office. I Lived a quarter century in NY, I know that of which I speak. NY has serious problems suing dell will not solve any of them.

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  24. Sounds great, who's next? by Murrdox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you want to sue someone for terrible customer service practices, I can add a few more necks to the gallows.

    How about...

    COMCAST - Customer service is non-existent. Advertised cable-internet speeds are excessively exaggerated. Bills constantly increase, yet service level goes down. They even have the balls to ADVERTISE on their own guide system. If they're making advertising money by putting ads on my screen while I'm browsing channels, that should be money OFF my bill, not added to it.

    VERIZON - Customer service is horrible. Expect to talk to at least 3 or 4 people to solve any problem more complex than simply paying the balance on your bill. Also, ANY CHANGE that you make to your Verizon account somehow ends up adding a year to your contract with them. I don't understand how this is possibly legal.

    While we're at it, let's just completely ditch cell-phone contracts. I should be able to get a decent phone service plan without signing my life away. Predatory lenders have less complex contracts.

    1. Re:Sounds great, who's next? by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Comcast has by far the weakest service. The famous routine of requesting that you "unplug your modem" and it will magically repair itself after you replug it back in 5 minutes later. The most useless piece of garbage support.

    2. Re:Sounds great, who's next? by Stevecrox · · Score: 1

      oh course predatory lenders have less complex contracts, their simple ones.

      "You pay 150% per day or I send the boys round to break both your legs"

      I agree with your point tho, I remember when Mobile phones were just arriving in the UK and you would get 9 month contracts, now a phone company wants a year atleast and tries for 18 months if they can get it.

      I'm not sure how it works in USA but in the UK I find the magic words "I'm taking you to the small claims court" works wonders, that will generally open doors, doors it fails to open are usually won at the small claims court (since they probably won't turn up) if that doesn't work simply research the laws concerning the issue and just start qouting them in a store at people. Last year I had reason to stop off in Alliance and Leiceister (building society), I don't know if its this branch ot the company, I was disgusted by their tactics every time I entered there would be a person argueing and the building society would be in the wrong. Over time I read every single little leaflet in that place (waiting for these customers) and if I got delayed I started walking up holding the appropriate leaflet and qouting the correct passage at them. You watch a company fold as you loudly say "your breaking the law, according to..." in a busy room, if you push it you can generally get some money off the company.

    3. Re:Sounds great, who's next? by Wisconsingod · · Score: 1
      Do you not understand the concept of the cell phone contract?

      Simply put, basic cell phones retail at $200 (us) and any of the extra features will cost you more (The razr when it first came out retailed for over $500, the palm phones are pushing $900)
      However, users are reluctant to pay that much for a phone (but they ultimately do).

      Cell phone company A buys the phone from manufacturer for $200....Cell Phone company then tells customer B, sign a 2 year contract, and we'll give you the phone for free. If you break the contract, It will cost you $200 (the cost of the phone). The basic service contract (say $35/month) then incorporates an approximate billing cost of $10 per month to pay for your phone. At the end of 2 years, you have paid $240 for that phone (initial cost plus interest). The cell phone company has been making $25 a month off of you to pay for services and to gain profit. At the end of the 2 years, you can continue the service monthly, but you are now giving the phone company an extra $10 a month that you WERE paying for the cost of your phone.
      This leaves you with 2 choices:
      1. Pay for the phone up front and get the flexability of no contract, or
      2. finance the phone with the cell phone company and agree to stay a customer for 2 years.
      Either way, the Cell phone company will profit, but only by signing a contract do you guarantee customer service (leaglly speaking) and get the chance at a free phone. If you go without the contract, you are ultimately signing a contract and breaking it on day 1. Without a contract you paid $200 up front, as well as give the phone company the money that would be financing your phone. With the contract, if you decide to break the contract, you can pay the $200 at that point. If on the off chance you stay with that company more than 2 years, with a contract, you get a "Free" phone. Signing that contract does nothing but benefit the customer, and provide investment planning opportunity for the phone company.

      as a sidenote, eliminating all cell phone contracts across all phone carriers may reduce the retail prices of phones slightly, but may have a much further reaching effect on the overall economy. Contracts, regardless of the type, are one of the key stabalizers in our capitalistic growth economy.
    4. Re:Sounds great, who's next? by Murrdox · · Score: 1

      OH I definitely understand cell phone contracts. I know WHY they do them. However, I'd like to be able to BUY the phone I want, and then simply sign up for Verizon's cell service. I can't. I have to sign some sort of contract with them, even if I don't want one of their phones. I don't care about having a fantastic cell phone with tons of wacky features. I just want a plan that lets me talk to who I want, when I want, in the locations that I travel to. Verizon happens to have the best coverage for me on that front.

    5. Re:Sounds great, who's next? by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      Actually that does work for me on occasion. But only because they're bastards about IPs. Your cable modem gives out one IP, and binds it to a MAC address. Pulling the power on the modem drops that association, making your new computer work with the network. Maybe cable modems these days have NAT etc built into them, but back in 1997 no such luck.

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  25. Haven't we got bigger problems? by popo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I think it's nice that our elected officials are going after customer service departments and tackling social ills like the fact that a pint of ice cream isn't really a pint. But haven't we got bigger problems? Even forgetting about national issues like our tattered Constitution and our dictatorial "President" -- we've got dozens of billion dollar New York corporations that don't pay taxes, we've got $6 BILLION OF
    FRAUDULENT TRADES A DAY on the New York Stock Exchange and NASDAQ. We've got estrogen in our water supply which is decreasing male fertility (and fish stocks). And the list goes on....

    Somehow I don't think Dell customer service really qualifies as an emergency...

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    1. Re:Haven't we got bigger problems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is politics. Nothing else. Here's a safe issue which everyone (in NY) can get behind. Period.

      If he really *was* the next Spitzer, he'd take on Naked Short Selling on the exchanges. But that would take a politician with balls...

  26. You know, the solution is obvious by iamacat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Allow groups of consumers to sponsor a visa for an IT guy from Banglore to fly over, service 100 or so computers and then fly back home with earnings that are attractive by his local living standards. A round trip ticket is only like $800 or $8/person for a flight reserved well in advance. If big companies are allowed to outsource labor abroad, it's only fair that individuals are allowed to do the same thing to address their personal needs rather than paying a premium to Dell to cover US-based salary of its executives.

    1. Re:You know, the solution is obvious by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Mmmm, if I know anything by the first minute this is allowed to happen 280 whores will be airbound on a 747 from southeast Asia to the Southern California porn capital of the world.

    2. Re:You know, the solution is obvious by iamacat · · Score: 1

      And the downside is...?

    3. Re:You know, the solution is obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHAT?

  27. Having dealt with NY state services by N3WBI3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who the hell are they to sue anyone for bad service. Get me through the DMV is less than an hour and maybe then you can talk!

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  28. You can sue for poor service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, can we suggest more lawsuits?

    How about Comcast for the undisclosed limits on downloads even with "unlimited" service? Or Microsoft over the Microsoft tax you end up paying on new computers unless you jump through tons of hoops. Or Paypal for, well, the tons of crap they've put people through.

    Or any of the other places that give you crappy service; I'm sure Slashdotters could come up with a pretty long list...

  29. Why is this a problem? by brennanw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Spitzer was a good AG for New York. If Cuomo wants to follow in his footsteps that's fine by me. I have no problem with someone auditioning for future jobs by doing their current job well.

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  30. Dell is learning by moankey · · Score: 1

    I agree just last year their support was horrible. Offshore support was less than helpful and made me more frustrated after calling. But recently at work I had to have a few machines repaired and you know what their support is back to the old Dell I know, the people I dealt with seemed to be American, helpful fast and gets the issue resolved. Whereas HP now has offshoring and calling them is an exercise in frustration, and at times the calls must have been routed through a string and a tin can, static, unable to hear the person on the other end, and disconnects.

    I guess it depends when you dealt with Dell support and what time they were at in deciding to keep support domestic of overseas.
    I for one am now satisfied but a couple years back I would agree with Cuomo.

    1. Re:Dell is learning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you had your bad experience with offshore support, was that for a computer from Dell's business lines, or consumer?

      Years ago, they offshored all of their support. They brought business support back to the US after they got a lot of complaints and started losing corporate customers. That might explain why when you called for your personal machine you had a bad experience with foreign support staff and when you called for work machines you got an American.

  31. Think Dell is Bad? Try Compaq by N8F8 · · Score: 1

    I bought my Compaq notebook six months ago and it's about to go in for the fourth time. Last time it took weeks because they sent it back signature required and they would only attempt delivery when I was not home.

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    1. Re:Think Dell is Bad? Try Compaq by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      Last time I used HPaq, their business support was still outsourced. With Dell, business phone support seems to be North American in origin.

  32. RTFA, the lawsuit really is NOT about CustService by drhamad · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's really about bait & switch tactics in their finance arm, attracting people with 0% offers then denying even those with good credit, making them pay 20% or more finance fees. "The lawsuit accuses Dell of luring consumers to purchase its products with advertisements that offered attractive "no interest" and/or "no payment" financing promotions. In practice, however, the vast majority of consumers, even those with very good credit scores, were denied these deals. In a classic "bait and switch" scheme, DFS instead offered consumers financing at high interest rates, which often exceed 20%. Dell and DFS frequently failed to clearly inform these consumers that they had not qualified for the promotional terms, leaving many to unwittingly finance their purchase at high interest rates." THAT is what it is really about. The rest is just to throw on a little more on top, to scare Dell, and more importantly to make the public support it.

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  33. Re: Welcome to your offshored overloards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is what you get with offshored support! D'OH!

    And with all the offshored engineering Dell's products just continue to promote the cyclic need for calling support. Double D'OH!

  34. Ok so let me get this straight: by untaken_name · · Score: 1

    You want excellent free service and support while also paying extremely cheap prices for your computer. You are stupid. If you want super-duper support, PAY FOR IT. Additionally, I have many years of in-field support experience. I have spoken to Dell support many, many times. Sometimes I've had bad experiences. Sometimes I've had great experiences. It depends on who you happen to get. Of course, the enterprise support is typically awesome. That's 'cause it costs enough to allow for the hiring and keeping of quality, knowledgeable employees.

  35. Doesn't look good for HP, Lenovo, Sony, etc... by cdrguru · · Score: 1

    Dell service sucks, no doubt. But what about HP service? How about Sony's telephone support? Just trying to get things fixed that are broken with these others is as bad or worse.

    If someone thinks that customer service is bad with Dell, they are going to think it is universally bad and all computer makers need to be sued. Sadly, not very realistic.

    1. Re:Doesn't look good for HP, Lenovo, Sony, etc... by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

      Dell's new motto "We're no worse any anybody else."

    2. Re:Doesn't look good for HP, Lenovo, Sony, etc... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      The only computer maker with even half-decent support is Apple, and Apple's support is only half-decent if you go into an Apple Store and talk to somebody face-to-face. Getting a Toshiba laptop fixed took a buddy of mine three weeks, and it was only that quick because Fry's did the shipping for him.

  36. How is it this happens only in NY? by asphaltjesus · · Score: 1

    Is it that the laws are different there? Or maybe NY is the only one that gets decent press?

    Lack of service or double-evil financing practices can be assumed with most big businesses. Dell isn't even the tip of an iceberg, it's an ice cube from the tip of an iceberg.

    I'd really like to hear some opinions as to why other states aren't doing the same.

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    1. Re:How is it this happens only in NY? by phrostie · · Score: 1

      exactly.

      i'm not going to nominate Dell for saint hood, but there are far worse companies out there.

    2. Re:How is it this happens only in NY? by howardcohen · · Score: 1

      The AG here is new and a voracious publicity hound. That's why he's been so busy.

    3. Re:How is it this happens only in NY? by putch · · Score: 1

      i really don't have any stats on other states but here are some things that might factor into it. i know some other attorneys general do similar actions but you're right that from what i can tell the NYS AG gets more attention.

      1) we've got NYC which is one of the biggest media markets in the country if not world.
      2) not sure about other states but in nys it's a bounty system. so the AG gets to keep a lot of what they win via these lawsuits to help fund other actions. the dept of law is a very big operation in nys.
      3) it's an elected office and those elected to it have an interest in making a name for themselves. spitzer won in a landslide election for governor largely because he got his mug on the cover of time magazing for suing some people.
      4) there might be something else

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    4. Re:How is it this happens only in NY? by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      1) we've got NYC which is one of the biggest media markets in the country if not world.

      Nit: I'm fairly sure NYC is the biggest media market in the US. It's probably in the top 5 worldwide.

      spitzer won in a landslide election for governor largely because he got his mug on the cover of time magazing for suing some people.

      It probably helped that Pataki did not run. I think Spitzer would have unseated him anyway, but it would likely have been a good deal closer.

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  37. Who is the customer? by ISoldat53 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The State of NY is one of Dell's biggest government customers.

  38. only if your credit is not so great by 1800maxim · · Score: 1

    On good credit, you'll get 8.x %, and then depeding on your credit score, it goes up. If you got offered 29%, your credit score is probably in the gutter, as was mine when I was in my 3rd year at school and had to finance my laptop through them.

    Took out a 3-year loan at 27.99%, paid it off 1.5 years later. Of course by that point most of the interest was paid and not so much principal, but that was my only way to buy a notebook which I really needed.

    1. Re:only if your credit is not so great by tirk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not true with Dell - I have a credit score of almost 800 but Dell still wouldn't offer me anything under 22%, so I just used a different financing method. Though in Dell's credit they didn't try to bait and switch me, the details were quite clear from the beginning.

    2. Re:only if your credit is not so great by svallarian · · Score: 1

      It's 29.9 for me, and my score is around 750. I use it exclusively for the 2% discount that it gives (I resell tons of dell hardware)

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    3. Re:only if your credit is not so great by maxume · · Score: 1

      How big a loan were you trying to take out(i.e., I could finance low 5 figures on my credit card for less than 10%)? Also, was it personal financing or business financing?

      (And I totally understand if you don't feel like answering)

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    4. Re:only if your credit is not so great by kmhebert · · Score: 1

      Or if you pay late. I got my very first bill the day it was due, paid it, and they said I paid late and boosted me to 29.99%. No thanks!

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    5. Re:only if your credit is not so great by tirk · · Score: 1

      Oh - I already got the computer - it was just a couple thousand dollars. I was able to open a credit card with 0% interest for a year and then only 7.99% afterwards, I was just commenting that Dell doesn't offer good interest rates no matter how good your credit is.

    6. Re:only if your credit is not so great by maxume · · Score: 1

      The size and type of the loan can have just as much impact as your credit.

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    7. Re:only if your credit is not so great by celeb8 · · Score: 1

      Allow me to point you to a relevant point within the article you may have missed: "In practice, however, the vast majority of consumers, even those with very good credit scores, were denied these deals. In a classic "bait and switch" scheme, DFS instead offered consumers financing at high interest rates, which often exceed 20%. Dell and DFS frequently failed to clearly inform these consumers that they had not qualified for the promotional terms, leaving many to unwittingly finance their purchase at high interest rates."

  39. On-line chat by icthus13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Always, always, always use the online real time chat for Dell tech support. The waits are shorter and it does a lot to reduce the language barrier.

    1. Re:On-line chat by svallarian · · Score: 1

      Online chat doesn't work for hardware defects. They'll tell you to call support.

      (or at least that's the case in the two times I've tried it)

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    2. Re:On-line chat by icthus13 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've gotten drives replaced (and shipped to me, thank God) in a matter of minutes on the chat. Now granted, I've never tried it with a motherboard failure or anything, but it does seem to work for at least some hardware problems.

  40. Next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try their Web chat: http://support.dell.com/support/topics/global.aspx /support/gen/chat

    There are no unintelligible accents, or standard troubleshooting questions. You enter your service tag and go. I don't know who they've got manning the other side, but they get the job done, and probably for far less cost for Dell. I can get a replacement part overnighted with 5 to 10 minutes of chatting, everytime. It's excellent!

    1. Re:Next time by taustin · · Score: 1

      I had much the same experience trying to install a second video card on a cheapie box. Spend a while confirming the motherboard does not, in fact, support two monitors, and he offered to transfer me to customer service to talk about an exchange (which we didn't need).

      My first thought when I connected to him was that it's very hard to type with an accent. Wasn't the most clueful tech in the business, but he was apparently sitting next to one who was. Which is good enough.

  41. Dell Server Support != Dell Desktop Support by jimicus · · Score: 2, Informative

    Do not confuse Dell's server support with their desktop support. Servers make Dell money. Desktops make them well-known.

    I don't know how it works in other parts of the world, but here in the UK the routine is:

    1. Call Dell Technical Support.
    2. Give the service tag to the call handler (always sounds like an Indian accent, but ICBW).
    3. If the service tag refers to a desktop/laptop, regardless of the level of support, it goes to India and deal with the communication issues that so often seems to entail. Server calls go to Ireland and communication issues are non-existent.
    4. The level of support you've paid for now comes into play. Depending on what you've chosen, parts may be drop-shipped within 4 hours and an engineer should arrive to fit them also within that time, or an engineer will arrive next day - or, if you're a cheapskate, you'll have to ship the item back to Dell at your own expense and it'll come back to you when it comes back. Customers with a Gold (24x7) contract can also ask their account manager for the telephone number of the appropriate team which is manned 24 hours a day, rather than the number on the website which cuts over to a recorded message after working hours to say "please call back tomorrow".

    And yes, I have made support calls under such contracts with Dell and also with other companies. In my experience, as soon as you're talking about real hardware rather than desktop PCs and you're paying real money for the support, the level of service you get is not bad.

    1. Re:Dell Server Support != Dell Desktop Support by mymaxx · · Score: 1

      Sounds like things work very differently in the UK. I have a refurbished Latitude through the Small Business division with Gold Support and I have a separate number to call. I call up, get someone rather quickly that speaks English and get the part very quickly. Same for my refurbished XPS desktop.

      Now, I have had normal home user support before and it was crap. Two hours only to be told that Hitatchi's Drive Fitness Test doesn't know what it's talking about with a failed Hitatchi hard drive and that I should rerun the Dell Diagnostics (which did not find a problem with the drive). So I just looked up Dell's Diagnostic failure codes, called back and two hours later I had a new hard drive coming. But it still took 4 hours. Never again will I go back to normal consumer support from Dell.

    2. Re:Dell Server Support != Dell Desktop Support by jimicus · · Score: 1

      TBH, I've never paid for Gold support on a laptop because I keep one or two spare for such an occasion. There may well be a separate number for Gold support for desktops/laptops which gets you through to someone who speaks English.

      As tegards software tests - if a software fitness test told me the sky was blue I'd look outside. I'm not 100% certain, but I'm pretty sure that it's mathematically impossible for any Turing-complete machine to self-diagnose with perfect reliability.

  42. Re:RTFA, the lawsuit really is NOT about CustServi by writermike · · Score: 1

    It's really about bait & switch tactics in their finance arm, attracting people with 0% offers then denying even those with good credit, making them pay 20% or more finance fees. Kudos to them and I hope they win.

    But now let's go after other such practices like Rent-To-Own and Rent-A-Center.

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  43. Me Too by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    I always found that getting support from Dell meant spending literally hours battling their phone system, mostly on hold, and escalating beyond script readers to problem solvers, to get maybe 20 minutes of actual support. So I rarely use it. Plus, I had a couple of recalled power bricks for which that I completed their process for replacing, then never heard from them.

    However, I recommend to the many people who ask me to help them buy/upgrade their PCs that they just call Dell. Because those people mostly need script readers, and the encouragement of long hold times to fix it themselves, which they usually can do.

    But we're not getting what we're paying for. Dell is clearly profiting off inadequate support for which they raise their prices. If they fixed that, we'd either pay less, or get our money's worth.

    Go Cuomo. My low expectations of your brainpower and competence will be defied if you prove negligence and fix Dell.

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  44. Dell Outsourcing to India by hexed_2050 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Recently I had a problem with my printer and it took 27 calls over 3 days and about 16 hours of waiting on the phone and talking to Indian after Indian whom couldn't answer my problem. My problem isn't with Indians as I have many of them as friends and Indians are very smart people. My problem is with Dell outsourcing to India and giving them no power to correct even the smallest of issues. Basically if it's not on their troubleshooting sheet they have in front of them chalked up with canned questions/answers, then you are SOL.

    When are companies going to understand that they may get a first time buyer with their cut-rate prices. But if that buyer ever has a problem with the hardware and receives cut-rate support, they are not going to buy from the same company again.

    Just one reason I buy HP.

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    1. Re:Dell Outsourcing to India by Shellbear · · Score: 0

      Dell is not the only company that oursources their customer service to other countries. Just wait, HP will do the same if they haven't started the wheels turning on it yet...

    2. Re:Dell Outsourcing to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Just one reason I buy HP'

      LMFAO.

  45. Three simple rules by $criptah · · Score: 1

    1. Look cool.
    2. Be healthy.
    3. Do not buy small items that will not last more than three years with credit.

    If you really need to finance $800, perhaps you should not be buying it. As far as I am concerned, Dell provides cheap hardware that performs relatively well for its price. What they do with their financing is really not that bad considering that private banks charge through the roof for college loans.

    1. Re:Three simple rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a college student, I only work during the summer. Last year, my laptop died and I needed to replace it. I didn't have $1100 available to spend on a laptop. Using Dell's credit program, I was able to obtain one quickly and continue with life as normal.

      Of course, I didn't get the 0% interest rate that they advertised and I ended up transferring the balance to my credit card. My credit score is pretty damn good (740ish) but I only qualified for 29% interest and no special promotions. Bleh.

  46. Dell for bad biz practices? How 'bout Brooklyn... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    He should look in his own back yard at all the shady electronics/camera merchants in Brooklyn. Fix you own problems first.

    FWIW, I paid for business level support on my laptop, and with very few exceptions have had nothing but quick response from fairly knowledgable reps.

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  47. "Free Market" is an abused term by Rimbo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Dangit, I agree with you: I'm sick of people who are unclear on the concept of just what a "free market" is.

    "Free market" implies that there is no single party or group that has control over a market, not just governments. A single company (e.g. Microsoft in the OS space), or a cartel (e.g., the RIAA member companies) that can dictate the vast bulk of a market's behavior thus means the market is no longer free or capable of the self-correcting behavior that are the benefits of a free market.

    Gas prices are high because a single cartel, OPEC, dictates the price per barrel. This is not a free market.

    California's "deregulation" was more appropriately a "re-regulation," and was only called "deregulation" for marketing purposes. It failed to help end consumers, of course, because they really don't have a choice where their power comes from; there's no way to go to the corner store and buy a few kilowatt-months to take home and keep in the fridge til ya need them. In other words, it's a market that is necessarily never free, because you always have one company controlling delivery.

    It keeps being used only in the sense of "no government interference," which is just wrong. Maybe that's an accepted meaning, but since a market dominated by any entity or cartel cannot be free and does not have the benefits of a really free market, then ... why use it to mean anything else?

    1. Re:"Free Market" is an abused term by magarity · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Free market" implies that there is no single party or group that has control over a market
       
      Admirably close but still not quite: a free market is one in which no one player has control of the supply AND all the players have the exact same information. A large part of what makes cartels effective is that they share information with each other that the rest of the market doesn't get to know.

    2. Re:"Free Market" is an abused term by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Actually with your example of the RIAA, the problem IS because the government is involved, but only protects one side. If the government was not involved at all, then the P2P networks would drive the price of music distribution down dramatically. Remember, copyright is a government mandated monopoly. So, I would agree that 'free market' is an abused term, but the biggest abuse I see is that people only count government involvement that supports their view.

    3. Re:"Free Market" is an abused term by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      That's a better way of putting it. I'd say that the one who has the best information has the most control in general, but there are important exceptions to that rule, ones that don't just prove the rule.

    4. Re:"Free Market" is an abused term by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      I don't think the government is protecting "one side" in the case of the RIAA because the RIAA does not represent one side; it represents a cartel that dominates the recording market, but is neither a group of artists nor is it all of recording.

      The fact is that the price of music distribution has gone down dramatically. I've been able to produce and distribute an album all my own, legally, for example, with legit pressed shrink-wrapped CDs and digital sales through iTunes and Sony Connect and everything. The digital studio I produced this with was all of $1k, and the distribution costs for 100 CDs are well under $500. I'm not raking in a ton of cash this way, but let's face it, this is well within the range of Joe Schmoe.

      Where the RIAA comes into play is that the bulk of the royalties made from playing these recordings that I have made don't go to me. They go to the RIAA. The blank CDs have a tax levied on them that goes to the RIAA. This is my competitor in the market. The government is taking money from the poor to feed the rich here. I'm on the same "side" of the CD sales equation, but my ability to generate revenue is affected by the fact that these companies claim to own me, when I have signed no contract giving them these rights.

      Now, does that sound to you like a "free market?" Me neither.

      On the other hand, my CD is crap, so it's not like I'm getting my panties all in a wad about this. But if I actually put some effort and had some talent into this sort of thing, or depended on it for a living like many musicians do, I'd be outraged.

  48. You're using a BS argument. by raehl · · Score: 4, Informative

    Look how well deregulation of the energy market worked for California

    The California energy market was NEVER deregulated. They just changed the regulations. And when they changed the regulations, companies like Enron figured out how to exploit the new rules in order to get profit for doing nothing.

    Basically, when California's energy market was 'deregulated', new rules were put in place that set the cost of power based on congestion - the more demand there was for the power lines over which the power was transmitted, the more money you paid for that power.

    So the energy companies just moved power around essentially in circles, creating more artificial demand, and inflating the cost of power.

    If the California energy market had been ACTUALLY deregulated, California's utilities wouldn't have been forced by regulation to pay too much for power, and there would have been more than enough power at reasonable prices to go around because the statutory incentive for the power distribution companies to artificially inflate demand wouldn't have existed.

    So, in short, it was REGULATIONS that caused the rolling blackouts, NOT a lack of them.

    1. Re:You're using a BS argument. by igorlord · · Score: 1

      This is a BS argument, too.

      Anything with low elasticity of demand (like how much electricity or gas will be used given a price) will be exploited in a free market.

      Say, CA needs X Kwh of electricity or Y gallons of gas per day. If the price were to double, would you half your gas and electric demand? If so, how fast? I bet you'd curse but pay up, since you do need to go to work (gas) and need to heat and light your house (electric).

      If the supply for electricity were suddenly 0.9*X or 0.9*Y, what would happen? 10% of the population cannot just decide to stay home instead of going to work (or switch off their heat and lights). So they'll frantically bid up the price to a very high level (so high that some people might reluctantly chose to car pool or turn off the lights). The price will increase by much more than 10% (the reduction in supply).

      Of course, in the LONG run, you'd buy a Hybrid car, switch to energy-efficient light bulbs and appliances, and new suppliers might want to join the bazzar, too.

      But with energy, this will be a LONG run. In the short term, you will just pay up. Hence, it makes all the sence for the suppliers/traders to limit the supply of electricity/gas and watch the prices spike and bank accounts fatten. It works especially nicely when there are only a few larger suppliers.

      That's why we need regulation in such low elasticity of demand/high cost of entry markets.

    2. Re:You're using a BS argument. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might not realize it, but you just argued against regulation. With multiple reasons.

    3. Re:You're using a BS argument. by beakerMeep · · Score: 1
      While Califoria's change in regulations caused a terrible system that could be exploited, it doesn't prove regulations are bad in general. Part of the problem is that those regulations were written with the energy co's interests and the Federal regulators (FERC) "...stayed out of the fray and they blocked attempts by the California Independent System Operator to control prices and to take actions that would have helped."


      Read more here here: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/blac kout/themes/california.html

      "The FERC could have intervened and certainly lessened the crisis. I think that, to completely avoid the problems ... we really needed to have a retail price increase in California as well, and we haven't seen that...."

      "...The FERC has dropped the ball on the wholesale market, and the California Public Utilities Commission has dropped the ball on the retail market.... "

      "The FERC is supposed to make sure that prices are just and reasonable in the wholesale electricity market. The FERC has not done its job. They, by and large, were uninterested in reviewing and carefully thinking about whether this market would work. And then when it became clear that it didn't work, even to FERC, who in November said the prices were not just and reasonable, their response was to say, "Yes, but we're not going to do anything about it."

      "The chairman of the FERC now is somebody who doesn't really understand economics and doesn't really understand how businesses operate. In many speeches very recently, he's said, "You have to just let the market work," which is of more religion than understanding of economics. In any market in the United States, we don't just "let the market work." Every market is regulated to some extent by antitrust laws, by health and safety laws, etc. The question is, how much intervention should there be? And that, when done right, is a careful policy question, and not one that can be addressed by campaign slogans." *Quotes from Severin Borenstein Director of the University of California Energy Institute and a professor of business at the Haas School of Business
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  49. she paid for in home by stabiesoft · · Score: 2, Interesting

    OK, I saw the bit on the news. The woman had paid for "in-home" support (300 bucks I think) and they would not come out. Maybe I'm crazy, but "in-home" is pretty clear. It means I call, they come. If dell can't do this for 300, then they should not have offerred it. When I bought a big-screen, I got "in-home" support (500/5 years with yearly cleaning & adjustment including). When the TV died, I called, they came a day later, not 3 freakin months later as was the case for this poor woman. The woman was not tech-savvy at all. She did some kind of knitting biz. So she did the smart thing, she paid for service and did not get it. No idea what "gold" service from dell means. "In-home" is pretty clear though.

    1. Re:she paid for in home by mymaxx · · Score: 1

      You're kidding right? You don't know the difference between a "service type" (mail-in vs. in-home) and "service level" (basic vs. gold)?

  50. Service Level by lamarguy91 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm not sure how many of the /. crowd are familiar with the concept of service level, so I figured I'd pass this along:

    For any company that is worth a flip, they measure a statistic called service level. When you call a customer service number for a company, all of the calls are tracked on their telephony switches. I'm sure everyone is familiar with having to wait on hold to talk to someone. The actual metric of service level is "the target of answering X percent of calls in X seconds or less". So to measure this, if Company A has a service level goal of 80% answered in 45 seconds, and by chance they answered all of their calls for the day in 45 seconds or less, they have achieved 100% for the day. (This would technically be cost inefficient because they had too many people answering the phones, but I'll save that for another day). In this example, the company wants to end up at an 80% achievement for the day. They hit 100%, so they overserviced. Good for the customer, bad for the company's budget.

    Depending on the industry, service level targets range anywhere from 80%/45 seconds for credit cards, home/cell phones, etc. Industries like sales, product activations, etc. have a much higher percentage, such as 90%/20 seconds... If the user is trying to buy something, a long wait time makes the customer impatient and they'll hang up resulting in a lost sale opportunity. For industries like computer tech support, the service levels are much, much different. A call for a computer user is going to be much longer than someone who calls their credit card company to complain about an over-the-limit fee. For tech support type calls, the service level will usually be something in the neighborhood of 70%/240 seconds.

    You may be wondering how this relates to the Dell story? Last bit of information I received (approx. a month ago), Dell's computer tech support service level was 60%/20 MINUTES. Yes, that is minutes, not seconds. This means that if they answer 60% of their tech calls in 20 minutes or less, they feel they are providing a proper service to their customer.

    I'm not surprised in the slightest to see this lawsuit. I'm actually surprised to see that is has taken this long.

    1. Re:Service Level by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great comment!

    2. Re:Service Level by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to know where he received his info from. I believe the goal is 90% 2 minutes and often over goal.

    3. Re:Service Level by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Source? That seems a bit outlandish, even for Dell.

    4. Re:Service Level by Monkier · · Score: 1

      Stats like this is why call centres try kick you off the phone as quick as they can. I read an article (can't find it now) about a tech call centre where the staff member with the highest turn around time simply found one modification to your PC (i.e. installing Winzip), and said that you'd voided your warranty. Other staff members would send out a free monitor cable, claiming that'd fix the problem, just to quickly get you off the phone.

      All stats can be screwed with - call time seem like a fair dubious one to me...

  51. Well, partially. by raehl · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Gas prices are high because a single cartel, OPEC, dictates the price per barrel. This is not a free market.

    Price of a barrel of oil is only one component of the price of a gallon of gas. In the US, the price of gas is much more closely related to the supply of refined gasoline vs. the demand for refined gasoline. Presently, there is about a $1 swing between the price of a gallon of gas in the winter and in the summer. Every year. Does the price of a barrel of oil swing by $20 from the winter to the summer?

    No, it doesn't.

    Does OPEC reduce oil production by 25% in the summer?

    No, they don't.

    So what accounts for the swing in gas prices?

    Supply and demand. We only have a finite amount of refining capacity. In the summer, demand goes up, but supply does not - there is no more refining capacity available.

    The real culprit in the high gas prices are the oil companies and environmentalists. Oil companies don't want to invest their profits in more refining capacity, and environmentalists make it difficult to build new refineries at all.

    OPEC, on the other hand, doesn't like high gas prices any more than you do - the higher the gas price, the more attractive alternate energy sources become. And if there's one thing OPEC definitely doesn't want, it's people investing in ways to use less gas.

    1. Re:Well, partially. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      OPEC, on the other hand, doesn't like high gas prices any more than you do


      This is not true. OPEC exists to keep oil prices high, that's what cartels are for—preventing each individual producer from pumping as much as possible because of their limited ability to affect global prices individually, so that the collective effect is low prices. While maybe a couple of OPEC members (certainly, Kuwait, at least before the Iraqi invasion) have, since the formation of OPEC, expanded their investments in other areas so much that now they favor lower prices because their other investments return more than they lose on oil sales, and others (the Saudi royals, for instance) are concerned about external and internal threats to their continuity in power enough that, while their financial interests are served by higher oil prices, their desire for security guarantees from the West leads them to weigh that against other interests, for the most part OPEC is still pro-high-prices.

    2. Re:Well, partially. by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Presently, there is about a $1 swing between the price of a gallon of gas in the winter and in the summer. Every year. Does the price of a barrel of oil swing by $20 from the winter to the summer?

      Does refinery capacity magically disappear in the summer, and come back in the winter?

      No it doesn't.

      Summer gasoline is more expensive because the formulation is more expensive to produce. Whether produced by the free market or government controlled entities.
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    3. Re:Well, partially. by frdmfghtr · · Score: 1

      Summer gasoline is more expensive because the formulation is more expensive to produce. Whether produced by the free market or government controlled entities.

      I thought that gasoline was the same regardless of season; diesel fuel, OTOH, definitely has a summer and winter blend, as diesel would otherwise gel up in cold weather.

      What's the difference between the two types of gasoline, if there is one?
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    4. Re:Well, partially. by evilviper · · Score: 1

      I thought that gasoline was the same regardless of season;

      Perhaps in some countries it is. In the US, it isn't.

      Summer fuels have to be less volatile and lower Reid Vapor Pressure to prevent excess pollution in higher summer temperatures. Usually that includes larger volumes of butane than normal.

      I'm not an expert in the subject, so I can't get much more specific than that. Perhaps someone else here can.
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    5. Re:Well, partially. by zigziggityzoo · · Score: 1

      The $1 swing in gas from winter to summer actually does have some merit. There is a slight difference in the detergents in the gasoline from winter to summer. I wont speak as to the exact contents, as i'm not an expert, but i'm sure it has something to do with the difference in emissions allowed during warmer months, and frost/water prevention in winter months.

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    6. Re:Well, partially. by jafac · · Score: 1

      Does OPEC reduce oil production by 25% in the summer?

      No they don't, but any market-driven producer would anticipate demand cycles, and increase production to meet peak demand.

      OPEC (and the non-OPEC seven-sisters cartel) do not increase production in the summer to meet peak demand, because they don't HAVE to. They simply jack up the prices in unison, and compliant government regulators throw up their hands and say "market effects".

      Given the grotesque profits these companies have made in recent years, they have more than ample capital on hand to invest in increasing production. They decline to do so. Because they know damn well that no competitor will undercut them on price.

      THAT is the impact of a monopoly.

      The fact that this is energy; which is the seminal source of economic productivity for the entire industrialized (and post-industrial) world, means that this hurts EVERYONE, except the oil execs who hold obnoxious compensation packages. No wonder the US president and vice president are former oil execs.

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    7. Re:Well, partially. by jwo7777777 · · Score: 1

      Oxygenation....reformulated gas is all about the O2.

  52. Dell More Inept Than Criminal by chromozone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had a terrible time with Dell - but I think it was because they were poorly managed and not because they intentionally set out to be underhanded. I bought a highly rated and well reviewed 2007WFP monitor. It used a S-IPS type panel well regarded as a superior panel to other panel types for photography. The problem was that after a few months Dell began a "panel lottery" and would randomly swap out the S-IPS panels and use low quality S-PVA panels instead. The quality of the Dell S-PVA image was not comparable at all. The S-PVA made dark areas seem darker face on, and a viewer had to tip side to side to see details. Many people were upset to buy a superior Dell monitor and instead have an inferior monitor delivered. There were revolts in Dell forums and the staff there seemed stuck between rocks and hard places. However, Dell also undersold it's superior monitors capabilities on its web site. The speed of its 2007WFP was given as 16ms when it was actually faster (6ms gtg). Supposedly the slower time was meant to allow for the use of slower panels without having to explain any slower times when the superior panels were switched for inferior ones. I know other manufacturers also swap parts out (HP no longer lists what panels are used in its monitors) but Dell was really sloppy about swapping inferior panels for superior ones. It was like putting a Taurus engine in a BMW. Trying to get panels exchanged was both very easy and very hard. Dell didn't refuse exchanges and many people returned monitors 2 or 3 times until they got a S-IPS panel. I returned my first monitor because of stuck pixels. My exchange monitor was the poor quality S-PVA. Dell "forgot" to send return shipping label for monitor number one so I was stuck with two monitors. I now knew I didn't want a Dell anyway but instead wanted an NEC 20WMGX2 (most awesome monitor I ever owned). Well to cut a long story short it took two months of over two dozen calls, case numbers, dropped calls, etc to get monitors returned. I lot of the service people seemed nice enough and they seemed like they wanted to help but from one person to the other the system seemed to break down. To me it just seemed like chaos and not criminal intent. A compnay trying to gouge people doesn't let them make 2,3,4 returns at their cost no questions asked. They don't hide their best selling statistics. This is my opinion after many hours stuck in this situtation from Nov 06 to Feb 07. Dells accounting was so bad they counting even refund the CC I used with PayPal and they had to send me a check after 4 weeks of mishaps on their end. I can't say Dell didn't ask for trouble because they were awful. But I don't think they were criminal as much as poorly managed. I am sure there are worse companies out there.

  53. Inaccurate headline... by databank · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can totally understand the issues with Dell's Financial Services. Our company was a victim of theirs as well. It took 4 months to finally convince our sales rep to STOP setting us up withtheir Financial Services plan and just invoice us outright.

    Their technical support on the other hand really isn't all that bad if you know what to ask for. (Of course we do pay for premium) It's not as good as Sun's tech support but I've had much worst response issues with companies like Gateways 2000 PCs back when I was supporting those. I'd give Dell an above average rating for their tech support.

  54. Tech Support and Customers by jshriverWVU · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I find it funny that when an article is about customer service, a lot of people post like "I am superior and the tech on the phone is a moron for not listening to me" Then when we have a post about customers we get a lot of people saying "I am superior, the customer on the end is an idiot and shouldn't have bought a computer" So which is it? Granted I've been on both sides of the spectrum. I've had poor CSR's before who didnt resolve my issue, and I've also worked tech support when people would call me asking "Why doesnt my modem work? So I'd start diagnosing connectivity problems. No the TV wont turn on my modem is broke" You'd be amazed how many people call a computer a modem. Anyway, some CSR's suck some clients suck. Nothing really new here.

    1. Re:Tech Support and Customers by evilviper · · Score: 1

      So which is it?

      False dichotomy.

      One a purely statistical level, 50% of callers are going to be more intelligent than the support personnel they are calling, while 50% of support personnel are going to be more intelligence than those calling. Both cases exist, simultaneously.
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    2. Re:Tech Support and Customers by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Obvious answer: Slashdot posters are superior. Therefore, whenever a Slashdot poster calls tech support, he or she knows more than the person on the other end of the phone. Whenever a Slashdot poster works tech support, he or she knows more than the person on the other end of the phone.

      I'm not swearing to the accuracy of this, but it does fit the scenario you described.

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    3. Re:Tech Support and Customers by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      If you think calling the beige box a modem is bad, you're lucky. I have to deal with relatives. Apparently everything displayed on screen is "a website", the PC is a "hard disk" and Firefox is antivirus.
      It took me months just to get the clue into their dense skulls that no, Fx is not a virus, stop fscking deleting it the minute I leave.

  55. Me Too (also) by careysb · · Score: 2, Funny

    I started having problems with my Dell laptop in December. I sent it back for repair 3 times and each time it came back worse. It is now a doorstop. After it came back the second time and I was fiddling with it to try and get it to boot, I removed the battery. I was astounded to find a label on the hidden side of the battery that said "BAD BATTERY do not install in system". Their techs can't even follow their own instructions. No more Dell for me.

    1. Re:Me Too (also) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have an unresolved issue, visit this site: https://support.dell.com/support/topics/global.asp x/support/dellcare/en/outstanding_issues?c=us&l=en &s=gen

      It goes to a group dedicated to resolving such issues.

    2. Re:Me Too (also) by Raideen · · Score: 1

      That's a great link. I have no mod points though. :-(

  56. Please.Stop by BackwardHatClub · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can we please stop putting the names of New York attorney generals in the articles. This guy (I won't say his name, don't want to help his google ranking) just wants to follow the Guiliani/Spitzer tactic of suing big name companies and "standing up for the little guy" even when it's not actually prudent (I'm not judging this case one way or another).

  57. Now that's bad press. by Animats · · Score: 1

    "At Dell, customer service means no service at all." - Attorney General of the State of New York.

    Now that's bad press. Visualize that on a billboard, or in a competitor's commercial.

  58. yay Dell horror stories! by scatteredsun · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So, I had a broken A key on a laptop. The damned thing fell off completely. I call up Dell support expecting them to immediatly send out a new keyboard pad. After 45 minutes on hold, the rep decides to take me through Dells little software troubleshooter program they load. I interrupt him "whoa, wait. I am holding the key in my hand! It is completely detached from the keyboard!" His response, "oh...ok...so click on Hardware..." And he continues on with the software troubleshooting!! At the end he asks me if it fixed the issue. I told him "no, I'm still holding the key in my hand." Finally he says "ok, we'll send you out a new keypad"

  59. based on the local news by coldsleep · · Score: 1

    I saw a brief bit on the local news while waiting for the weather & traffic this morning. They showed someone's grandma with a horror story about the Dell technician telling her to open up the computer and try to figure out what kind of RAM she had. Then she stated that she fought with support for 6 weeks before they sent someone to her house.

    Now, this might be just someone (or a few someones) who is not used to working bureaucratic problem-tracking systems, and simply waited for calls back, or whatever, but with how the news was spinning it, it did seem very much focused on the home user not getting on-site support, when it had been paid for...and not focused on business service.

  60. Re:RTFA, the lawsuit really is NOT about CustServi by homer_s · · Score: 1

    attracting people with 0% offers then denying even those with good credit, making them pay 20% or more finance fees
    How did they make people pay?
    I thought that people signed up voluntarily, but this sounds like Dell forced them to do something against their will. I just hope our saviour, the AG, gets them for this.

  61. I'll just point out by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    It's also much simpler and cheaper for Dell to deal with a single law suit rather than hundreds.

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    1. Re:I'll just point out by 246o1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is simpler and cheaper for both sides to just have one case to decide this. Since states have far less money for litigation than corporations Dell's size, this is clearly in favor of the state.

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  62. Whatever.... by tacokill · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Look, you may not like the 29.9% rate --- but it is 100% legal and 100% voluntary. The rates that credit cards (of all kinds) charge you are very very high and you certainly have the right NOT to use them. If you didn't read the fine print, that is 100% your problem. Not Dell's.

    My question to you is this: why in the fuck are you buying a depreciating consumer item when you do not have the money to afford it?

    I really, truly, do not understand some people's financial decisions. Leasing cars, paying ridiculously high APR's....and then wondering why, after all these years of hard work, they are poor.

    1. Re:Whatever.... by kmhebert · · Score: 1

      Wow Taco you sure seem to know a lot about me and my finances! To answer your question: I expected to get a 0% APR, and like I said in another post, I got my first bill the DAY it was due! It was a shitty situation but it's all set now. But thanks for your concern! Jerk...

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    2. Re:Whatever.... by tacokill · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dude, if you did not know - while filling out the credit application - that you would be charged a 29.9% APR, then that's your fault. I won't back down from that statement. If, however, Dell did not disclose this (and you asked), then you have a criminal case against them and that is called fraud.

      Somehow, I doubt the latter is true but if it is, I recant what I said. You never mentioned fraud or any kind of criminal investigation so I can only assume you entered into an agreement that you did not fully take the time to understand. By law, any debtor has to disclose shit like this. APR's, fees, billing cycle, etc. It all has to be disclosed before you sign the agreement. Sorry if you missed that part but it was probably there....

      Look, don't take it personally. The dress-down you got would have been given to anyone who said the same thing. Just realize that there are lots of people on the other side who DO understand this stuff and they will be more than happy to provide that legal 'service' at 29%, regardless of whether you read the agreement or not. And in 100 out of 100 times, they will become wealthier and you will become poorer. Your tone implies that you can remain ignorant and the world should still take care of you. While a nice ideal, it is a long way from reality. You must protect yourself - and that means doing your homework before you enter into agreements with anyone or anything.

      In simplest terms, "a fool and his money are easily parted". The lesson there is: don't be a fool. And anyone who enters into any kind of financing at 29% APR is a fool, unless they are buying something that appreciates at 30% or better. And Dell computers most certainly do not do that.

    3. Re:Whatever.... by kmhebert · · Score: 1

      Is it worse to be a fool or a jerk? Anyway yes Dell did tell all about the big APR increase if you miss a payment, however, I did not expect to have a payment date that arrived the same day as the bill did. I guess that makes me stupid? All I can say is, you made a lot of crass assumptions and were very rude. I bought my wife a computer for her birthday and opened a Dell account to do so. I understand how compound interest works. I still got shit on by Dell, in my opinion. But now that account is closed so I guess it worked out in the end. Other than, of course, my abject stupidity in the eyes of some dude on the Internet. But, I can live with that.

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    4. Re:Whatever.... by tacokill · · Score: 1

      Well, I'd rather be a jerk and protect myself (and educate others) than be a fool and get ripped off. I can't say whether you are a fool or not (I highly doubt it) but until this post, the description of events you described pointed toward you being the fool who didn't understand how this works.

      Now that you've explained the situation, I think I get it. You bought something at 0% APR for a fixed time length (12 months?). As it came time to have the full amount paid off (to avoid the 29%), you didn't have it paid off. And I bet, worst of all, the 29% was retroactive (like most 0% APR until X date offers). Dell didn't send you the final bill until it was due and you missed the cutoff so Dell hit you with a pile of interest fees.

      Again, this practice has been around for umpteen years and there have been countless stories about this situation over those years. In every case, the debtor (Dell, in this case) comes out winning. Why? Because the terms were clear upfront and it was a 100% voluntary transaction. Since the middle ages, nobody has forced anyone into debt without the other person being a willing partner in the agreement.


      If Dell, truly, did screw you and play games with you, then you have recourse if you can prove that. Lending money (for any purpose) in this country is tightly regulated. There are clear resolution procedures for anyone who thinks they were wronged. Since I doubt you have pursued those, I think deep down, you probably know the deal and have just chalked it up to experience. If not, and Dell really did screw you, then why have you not pursued the options you have available?

      In sum, I apologize for being rude. However, I am especially sensitive to this subject. Too many people blame their financial situation on other "big bad credit companies" instead of looking in the mirror (again, not saying you specifically -- just in general).

      The new paradigm in the US is instant gratification without considering the total cost (principal + interest) of the purchase.
      "Hey, it has a low monthly payment! That's good enough for me. I'll take it". (nevermind the fact that you are required to pay $480,227 as the final balloon payment).
      Unfortunately, this is the norm here and the very reason we average $8,000 in credit card debt for each American family in this country. That is an astounding number and I could even argue it forms a type of slavery.

      1. Want an item
      2. Buy item on credit
      3. Work so you can pay off the debt
      4. Now you are a "paycheck bitch" who MUST work until the debt is paid.

      Contrast that with someone who saves up to buy the item outright. They buy the item and that's it. No requirement to pay off the debt. No requirement to do anything, really, except enjoy the purchase you made and feel good that you made a sacrifice to get something you really wanted.

      Credit, in all forms, is the easy way out and the most expensive way to buy a product (sans the TRUE 0% financing on GM Cars and trucks, for example.)

    5. Re:Whatever.... by kmhebert · · Score: 1

      I accept your apology. However, I have to clarify, the 29.99% kicked in after the first month. I bought the PC and got the first bill shortly thereafter. But, the pay-by date was the day I received the bill! So, I paid late and they "penalized" me by changing the APR from 0% to 29.99%. That was what I was referring to in the original post. I agree that credit is ultimately a rip-off by any rational viewpoint but saving is not always practical, for example home mortgages. Yes you end up paying triple the principle in total after 30 years but it's pretty common. Is everyone who gets a home mortgage stupid? Heh, maybe, who knows.

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    6. Re:Whatever.... by CRiMSON · · Score: 1

      Stupid maybe, but you 2 arguing on the intarnet sure made me laugh. I think your both stupid :)

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    7. Re:Whatever.... by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      Neither leasing cars nor using consumer credit are bad things. Leasing, in particular, can be highly beneficial if you're not scraping the bottom of the barrel. I leased a car at a lower finance rate than purchasing outright--it included free scheduled maintenance longer than the factory warranty did, and the buyout option at the end made the total price of the lease term + buyout amount (~$17,000) add up to just $500 more than the price of the car outright. In other words, I paid just $500 for the benefit of driving a brand new and expensive car, and it gave me three years to put away the money saved from the lower monthly payment toward buying it back. I only ended up financing $4000 of a $48,000 car.

      Likewise, consumer credit is a perfect mechanism if you understand the time value of money sufficiently to use it to your advantage. The only problem is letting a small balance drift onward for years, snowballing out of control. The benefit of carrying a small amount of debt far outweighs even the very high finance charges when it comes time to make a major purchase like a car, a boat, or a home. Credit cards also carry a number of benefits that are substantially superior to a cash-only lifestyle, from cashback awards to extended warranty coverage, travel assistance, rental car insurance.

      Avoiding credit entirely is certainly an option, but not if you don't have someone to pay for your education and not if you want to own a home in a major city or in California.

  63. You answered your own question by mymaxx · · Score: 1

    You said it, it's both. So why did you ask?

  64. Circut city rebates by panxerox · · Score: 1

    No rebate program is as bad as Circut city's..horror storys. Lots and Lots of passing the buck when try to get your rebate, oh yeah you "have to" send in your original documents for your rebate so you have nothing to back it up. That's right Circut city you ----SUCK!!----

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  65. Real Experience with Dell Customer Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a brand new cutting edge Dell laptop and I broke it twice in the past month. I have a simple mail-in warranty. No Gold Service thingie and my company is small fry.

    A couple keys snapped off, I called them up, I had a new keyboard the next day and the problem was solved.

    Then I fried the board. Called them up, they picked it up no charge, fixed it (motherboard, backup battery), and had it back to me THE NEXT BUSINESS DAY. I kid you not. This was Monday THIS WEEK.

    I never thought I'd say this: Dell customer support for me has been EXCELLENT. I'm sharing this simply because its 100% true and, scanning through the responses, nobody else seems to have had this experience. Maybe they are doing something new? The people were very friendly, English speaking, kept in touch. I don't see what they could have possibly done better.

  66. This guy is payed by Microsoft by ghostbar38 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Obviously... Dell's going to sell linux so MS have to pay someone to give bad publicity, come on they have to protect their almost 300 patents that we (linux users) don't violate.

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  67. No it doesn't..... by raehl · · Score: 1

    Does refinery capacity magically disappear in the summer, and come back in the winter?

    It's called supply *AND* demand for a REASON!

    My original post ASSUMES refining capacity doesn't change. That's the whole point!

    What DOES change is DEMAND - there is a lot more driving done in the summer than in the winter; DEMAND goes up, PRICES go up.

    Refining capacity yeilds a particular gas price in the winter. That SAME refining capacity, faced with HIGHER SUMMER DEMAND, yields a HIGHER price in the summer? Get it?

    1. Re:No it doesn't..... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      there is a lot more driving done in the summer than in the winter; DEMAND goes up, PRICES go up.

      I get it. However, you're still wrong.
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  68. My strategy by symbolset · · Score: 1

    You're right of course. They're all the same. I use this strategy:

    Lookup the real support number at gethuman.

    Write down the bogus names they give you and say them often. Tell each operator who transferred you and ask who they're transferring you to (this is really frustrating for them because they know the names are bogus). Ask for a direct line phone number for every person you talk to.

    Get a service ticket number.

    The instant you're on hold, call from a different line and give the ticket number. Always use the same number.

    Repeat for as many phone lines as you have available. Use cell phones too.

    Most people surrender before they get service. Don't be one of them. This part can be really hard: always be courteous.

    They get scored on calls per ticket and total time per ticket, so as soon as they realize you're burning three to six times the time as the usual victim, they're eager to really resolve your issue.

    Using this system I can usually get them to RMA a flaky 512MB DIMM after only 4-7 working days of tech support, plus the usual shipping time.

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  69. Nope, you missed it. by raehl · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is not true. OPEC exists to keep oil prices high

    Wrong. OPEC's goal is to keep PROFITS high. Getting the highest profits does NOT result from arbitrarily high prices. But, when producers collaborate, the price at which profit is maximized is higher than where it would be if producers competed. THAT's the goal of a cartel - eliminate downward price pressure caused by competition.

    But, even the cartel has long and short term pressures on the oil price. In the short term, if the price goes too high, they move past the optimum point, the decreased volume of sales is not offset by the increased margin, and their profits actually go down. And even if they are at the optimal short-term price point for maximizing profits, in the LONG term, if the short-term price is so high that other people start investing in technology that ultimately reduces the demand for oil, then again, OPEC loses out on profits because in 5 or 10 years, everyone's car runs Ethanol or Vegetable Oil and demand for oil plummets. One of the big reasons we don't have more alternative energy now is that comparatively, gas has been cheap, so there wasn't any incentive to develop something else.

    OPEC wants high profits - but to get high profits over the long term, they want to keep oil prices reasonable in the short term to discourage investment in alternative energy sources.

  70. It's both by symbolset · · Score: 1

    The other half of this dichotomy is over on MSN Chat:

    buffy430 - omg dell boy ficks my moderm jlt

    beondateline - whose dell boy buffy? he yer bf?

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  71. Nope, I got it. by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    Wrong. OPEC's goal is to keep PROFITS high.


    By keeping prices higher than they would be in the absence of a cartel.

    Getting the highest profits does NOT result from arbitrarily high prices.


    Not arbitrarily, no, nor did I claim they sought to keep prices arbitrarily high. But its not to keep prices down. OPEC is, contrary to GPs suggestion, much happier with high prices than oil consumers are.

    But, when producers collaborate, the price at which profit is maximized is higher than where it would be if producers competed.


    Its actually at exactly the same point, when you consider the aggregate profit of all producers.

    The problem is that every individual producer has a dominant strategy of increasing production (and driving supply down) from that point where producers compete and have excess potential production capacity (increasingly, of course, OPEC is becoming irrelevant because of the absence of excess production capacity.) It ks (if you take the producers as the universe of analysis) a tragedy of the commons problem which the shared institution seeks to resolve.

    THAT's the goal of a cartel - eliminate downward price pressure caused by competition.


    Right, that's exactly what I was saying. I didn't miss anything.

    And even if they are at the optimal short-term price point for maximizing profits, in the LONG term, if the short-term price is so high that other people start investing in technology that ultimately reduces the demand for oil, then again, OPEC loses out on profits because in 5 or 10 years, everyone's car runs Ethanol or Vegetable Oil and demand for oil plummets.


    So what? If this was a concern, OPEC's best course of action would be to pocket the excess profits now and invest them in the same alternatives, so that when that occurs, they are reaping the profits from that. But its really not: the very few OPEC countries that have taken the long view (like Kuwait) have been doing essentially that (not investing in alternatives directly so much as investing throughout the economy in things that do well when oil prices are low), but for the most part OPEC countries haven't taken the long view at all.

  72. Deli? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else read this as "New York sues Deli..."?

  73. What The Hell? by aquatone282 · · Score: 1

    Reformatting my C: drive and reloading Windows almost always worked for me. . .

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  74. Gold Service, like that changed anything by Jon+Kay · · Score: 1

    But if you have Gold support, you'll at least be routed to real support personnel within a couple minutes, and you'll have replacement hardware within 4 hours.

    Really? Are you quite sure?

    About a year ago, working for somebody with gold-level service, I had a laptop motherboard fail. The replacement failed to show up anything like any 4 hours. The rep promised to have something ready by 24 hours. It was actually 33 hours before he showed up.

    This was in Austin, Texas. Less than 20mi from Dell HQ.

    True, less moolah for service level still might've gotten still worse service. But they weren't delivering on their promises that day.

    Now, Michael Dell since has taken control back specifically to get control of this. I suspect it's getting better now.

  75. It doesn't work like that for them... by raehl · · Score: 1

    ...the problem most OPEC countries have is they are at a huge disadvantage when it comes to developing alternative energy. Saudi Arabia has a lot of oil because it's sitting on a lot of oil. There is nothing anybody else can do to get Saudi Arabia's oil short of invading them or paying for it.

    Alternative energy doesn't work like that. Anything Saudi Arabia develops there can be developed better by someone else. And in a lot of things - like ethanol - they're at a huge disadvantage due to lack of arable land.

    They're stuck. They can only sell oil so fast - if they try and sell it all now, they'll just plummet the prices. And if they raise prices to cash in now, then they're just making oil become obsolete sooner.

  76. Re:RTFA, the lawsuit really is NOT about CustServi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, so now we're down to picking apart peoples words? It's bait & switch, no, it doesn't MAKE people pay... but it's not a good thing, and depending on the level, can be illegal.

  77. Re:Through the roof for college loans? by drhamad · · Score: 1

    College loans fall in the 7-10% range... Dell is at 20%+... that's a big difference. Add to that the fact that it isn't the rate that is necessarily important, so much as the bait & switch tactics, and you have a real lawsuit there.

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  78. NY State is a Dell Customer by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 1

    Around 1999-2000 I was doing workstation installs for about 1/2 dozen NY State agencies, and they all used Dell servers and workstations.

    So if the State themselves are getting screwed by their service contract, then it's quite likely they'd sue.

    (PS: Anyone else out there who worked for Atlantic?)

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  79. Imagine that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our court system is being used as a tool to guarantee corporations a profit, (e.g. RIAA). Now this same court system is being used to ensure that people get what they paid for. Imagine that.

  80. My 2 cents by hoggoth · · Score: 1

    Here's my anecdote:

    ME: Called Dell support.
    ME: Asked 'Here is my service tag#. Does my motherboard support hot-swapping SATA/eSATA drives?'
    DELL: Your problem is a bad motherboard. We will ship you a new one.

    ME: WTF?
    They called me for the next three days trying to schedule an on-site engineer to swap my motherboard, even though I kept telling them I don't have a problem with my motherboard.

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  81. good products, lousy service. by alanshot · · Score: 1

    I used to buy dell regularly (now not so much). two years ago my company dumped $125,000 in one shot to replace all our servers at 20 locations (plus rack, switches, etc).

    6 mos later I finally cleaned up the mess. wrong parts spec'd, quotes not corrected before the order (and the quotes were so disorganized it was impossible to find the error as a consumer).

    things like:
    -quoted the most expensive for a budgetary number... pedistal servers with the rack mount option added, with LTO drives. we opted to go with travan 40 drives and pedistal configs to save cash. They kept the LTO tapes and only deleted the rails from the order. So our pedistal servers with travan drives showed up missing the parts to make them pedistal servers (feet, top panel, etc), and the wrong tapes. they had to send me the conversion kits and it took me a day to convert them all back.

    -when I sent back the 100 LTO tapes and ordered the replacement travan 40 tapes, they sent me 100 travan 20's.

    -quoted a 240v fan top for the rack when I spec'd a 120v. was told "its the same part" when I questioned it. When it showed up, there was no voltage switch like I had assumed, and in 5 mins I found the part number they couldnt find.

    but the BEST... the absolute BEST... when ordering from the spare parts division...

    If its not available within 10 days or so of your order, they cancel the order with absolutely no warning. This is not isolated, as in the past 3 years, I have had 6+ orders cancelled without warning. What usually happens is I place an order for a part. after a week or so, I get an email "we're sorry, its backordered, it should ship within a week." Two weeks later, no part. I call for a status, and am told "sorry sir, that order was cancelled.". What?!?

    Apparently if the order cant be filled within a certain time frame, the system automatically drops the order with no notice to ANYONE. That has got to be the most annoying part of the system. If they can email me to tell me its backordered, why not a courteous "sorry, we couldnt fill your order, so it was cancelled. Please call us to arrange an alternative solution."?

    My Dell Inspiron D620 with gold support absolutely rocks. I dont have to talk to "Steve" (yeah right)in Bangalore, and when I call to say "um, yeah, my dog ate my laptop" they say " we'll see you tomorrow at your location" or "my server just started smoking" they say "great, see you in 4 hours".

    In 2 years, my 21 servers have had a grand total of 8 service calls. not too bad I'd say, especially since all but 2 of those are for a specific problem with the Seagage tape drives... so not totally thier fault.

    so gold service kicks ass, the products are rock solid... the rest is questionable.

  82. Credit Reports by Raideen · · Score: 1

    The free credit report commercials that I've seen were from the actual credit reporting agencies (like Experian). The catch is that they try to sell you a detailed report, credit protection, etc. If you don't purchase anything and actually get your free report (one free per year, required to be provided by U.S. law), your information gets distributed to various credit agencies and you'll get buried in credit card applications. Fortunately, you just have to call the number or go to the website on the application to opt-out. I haven't had a credit card application since opting-out (which was a pleasant surprise). Anyway, if you want a free U.S. credit report, go to one of the big three credit reporting agencies, go back and change your options if you get prompted for payment information (because you've obviously accepted one or more of the defaults), and don't forget to opt-out (unless you like getting credit applications and giving your shredder a workout).

  83. Re:RTFA, the lawsuit really is NOT about CustServi by Raideen · · Score: 1

    I used to work retail (who hasn't?) and we had the same type of credit deals. 0% financing for 12 months. If you didn't pay off the balance within the 12 months, *all* of the accrued interest was tacked on to your bill. (That's how most, if not all of those deals work.) Anyway, I used to do the credit sign-ups from time-to-time. If someone was buying a $1,200 computer, it was rare that they were approved for the full purchase amount. One of the guys that had been around for a while told me to double the purchase price when talking to the credit rep. That was usually enough to get the customer approved for the full purchase price including tax. I don't know the reasoning behind the credit approval was, but that little trick worked pretty well. Not one of the customers asked me how the 0% financing worked though. Either they already knew, or they thought that credit card companies were benevolent organizations.

  84. Re:Geek Squad and VAIO Notebooks by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

    When I bought my last notebook (The VAIO), Geeksquad quoted me a price for the 2GB memory upgrade, and half an hour later after the chips were in, the price was $50 more than expected. The geeks shrugged their shoulders and pointed at my guy and said, "He's new here". That will officially be my last trip to the geeksquad counter.

  85. Good for me by AnimeDTA · · Score: 1

    Dell customer service has always been good for me. I even recieved three calls from them to verify that I was happy with my XPS laptop (no not marketing calls, no mention of new products or anything, they asked if i was happy with the system and if there was anything they could do or any questions i may have had concerning the system and thats it, end of call since i was happy and had no problems).

    On other occasions I have called them concerning some Latitude models for and a Optiplex, the call took no more then 20 seconds to route. The support was perfect, quick diagnosis, and then they send out a tech to replace the some parts.

    One unfortunate occasion, I recieved someone else's Inspiron laptop. When I called support the service was horrible and i had to be rerouted twice just to let them know the box was misdelivered and follow up on any steps to get their box back to them or to its intended destination. I sat on hold, I got connected to the wrong people, and sat on hold some more then got rerouted to another department.

    From all of this I will never buy an Inspiron or any of the economy models. The first thing you hit when you get to support is which model are you calling about... after which you get directed to the level of service you paid for.

  86. This is great news by yourEgg · · Score: 1

    Does anybody know where this complaint has originated from - the Law suite says People of New York Vs Dell. IS there a background link anywhere?

  87. Its about time by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Gone are the days where Micheal himself would help set you up with your pc and make sure that your satisfaction was guaranteed.... I remember my first laptop from Dell being windows 98, and not knowing a thing about it, but never failed to amaze me how great customer support was back them for such simple things as getting your internet to work( modem atached ).

    Now a days, no one I know would even buy from Dell unless they were a BIG company that bought upon hundreds of their pcs, and this would make them not want to LOSE THAT IMPORTANT CUSTOMER.
    Too bad if you are a 55 year old grandpa that is excited about getting into the computing world,
    you might as well just buy from a used store !

    I hope they win and bring CUSTOMER SUPPORT back to reality, not the virtual one ( where they think its all about them, and not about the customer)

    "Sometimes you gotta lose a little mobey to lose some more"

  88. HP Customer Service Sucks as Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP is just as bad if not worse than HP customer service. I called to have them send a replacement DVD burner for my laptop that was still under warranty.

    I spent 15 minutes just trying to explain to the person on the other end that I did not need to wipe my hard drive, reinstall my OS, or buy a new set of DVDs. The representative also called me by the wrong name at least 5 times during the conversation, and I had to repeat many of my statements in "different English" so she could understand.

    I never received a new DVD burner from the first call, and had to call back to get a new employee and jump through all the same hoops again. It took a bit of anger and coaxing to convince them that I had looked up my current DVD model online and read about it being defective before I could convince them to send me a different manufacturer model.

    Does anyone know of a computer retailer that actually has technical support in the U.S.? I would gladly pay more for a computer if I knew the support I would get would be from someone indigenous to my own country.

  89. Hell Yeah by Khammurabi · · Score: 1

    That's an interesting theory, but I think it has more to do with Cuomo following the Eliot Spitzer School of Getting Yourself Elected Governor of New York. It mostly involves bringing high profile cases against nationally recognized big corporations.
    And it's a very good way to earn my vote. With the entire federal government bending over to any corporate type that happens to walk by, I can't think of an easier way to get my vote than by suing major corporations over stuff like this. No one's holding large corporations accountable right now for any of their misdeeds, so I'd say it's a safe bet.

    Granted, if it turns into a festival of frivolous lawsuits I'll lose my zeal. But for now, hell yeah, it's a way to get my vote. Make the world a little better by suing corporations over screwing the consumer isn't likely to be a "bad" PR move.
  90. Doesn't matter. by raehl · · Score: 1

    OPEC can't alleviate summer gas prices by producing more oil. Having more oil does you no good if you can't refine it into gas, and since refinery capacity is already at its limit, only more refining capacity will push down the price of gas. Producing more oil is useless.

    1. Re:Doesn't matter. by jafac · · Score: 1

      Then they need more refining capacity. Duh.

      Oh - they've got all kinds of "blame Liberals" excuses for not doing so. But bottom line is; when there is a Monopoly, you profit by constraining supply artificially, not by trying to increase supply to undercut a competitor.

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  91. don't break open my mouth about Compraq! by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    I have always had good luck with their laptops. The LTE series rocked; since then the road went all downhill. The Armada 6500 had heating problems the cd/floppy cover eventually popped off because of the heat; the machine died terribly.

    I bought 2 Compaq N1000V's ; both had the same problem; heating problems, hanging and not succeeding its initial installation because the CPU would get too hot because of bad venting ducts on the back of the unit. Searching on the web gave plentoria of results of other people having the same issues with the NX and other Compaq/HP series.

    This has taken Compaq/HP ****2 FULL YEARS**** to fix these units; 3 visits of their technicians, one time the manager of my file went "missing" together with the file; 2 times I drove to brussels and back and plenty of letters and faxes and as a matter of fact I started just using it again, after it was fully refurbished and it is hanging *AGAIN* at reinstall!

    No need to say, I am a hard-core PC user; but I went on thin ice and bought myself an Apple; best decision ever, this laptop works like a charm! Didn't even NEED support yet; integrates in our network seamlessly; installs within seconds; which sounds the best deal for me when buying a new product since my work-downtime was practically zero. My next laptop will probably be an Apple again; if not only for their finished product lines and almost-zero-maintenance.

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  92. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never had a problem with either Dell's Technical support or their Customer Care support. They've always helped me and I've never had a problem. However, I do recommend using their chat feature instead of calling support, because it's a bit easier to understand them.

    Go Dell!