The Gay Apple Geniuses are implementing the same system to wirelessly pay for homo handjobs at the local public restroom! No more fumbling for crumpled $5 bills by the hazy light of your hashpipe cherry!
Here's to the ten-percenters everywhere!
At this, the most joyous time of the year, our thoughts turn to others in need.
Well folks, I am in need of something!
A break from all your fucking nerd bitching and whining. Time to take a shower, comb the crust from your neck-beard and get the fuck outta the basement.
It's called a date! Get one!
Fuckin nerds.
I'm right behind you, you fuckin gasbag nerd. Here's a tip:
If you feel like posting - don't
The Internet only has so much ink left and it shoudn't be wasted on Overrated shizz like your last 3 posts. I would recommend something like Digg or Kuro5hit if you want to cry like a fuckin bitch.
Steve "Rim" Jobs demands you sacrifice your gay lives for the good of the 10% cause!
That overstretched waistband on your gay leaopard-print thong will double as an excellent noose!
Thanks America, for the great tradition of Baseball! Where else can a beer-gutted slob make millions shambling around bean bags in front of illiterate cheering masses! What a country!
Oh and why do you call it football when there is no goddamn kicking in the game? You suck.
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How many of those iTunes downloads count? About 1/3, since country, pop and rap are for low IQ weenbags. Fuck the USA
Ummmm - I'm Greek.
Go home and leave hockey to the pros.
Oh - and nice work on selling your ports to UAE.
Worst. Country. Ever.
I really hope that offended someone in Denmark.
Sir, I bow before your subtle genius.
security consultant indeed. LOL.
Block Bell South?!?!
That will just mean fewer searches for incest pr0n and banjo tablature.
You SEE! No one cares about the south!
My addition to the cliche list:
%ANYPOSTBYTRIPMASTERMONKEY%
Note the clever use of a variable there.
Worst. Country. Ever.
The Gay Apple Geniuses are implementing the same system to wirelessly pay for homo handjobs at the local public restroom! No more fumbling for crumpled $5 bills by the hazy light of your hashpipe cherry!
Here's to the ten-percenters everywhere!
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At this, the most joyous time of the year, our thoughts turn to others in need.
Well folks, I am in need of something!
A break from all your fucking nerd bitching and whining. Time to take a shower, comb the crust from your neck-beard and get the fuck outta the basement.
It's called a date! Get one!
Fuckin nerds.
I'm right behind you, you fuckin gasbag nerd. Here's a tip:
If you feel like posting - don't
The Internet only has so much ink left and it shoudn't be wasted on Overrated shizz like your last 3 posts. I would recommend something like Digg or Kuro5hit if you want to cry like a fuckin bitch.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That's better.
Totally! People who want to get a basic grasp of a subject that's new to them SUCK!
Hear Hear!
Seconded!
Why don't you create your own Internet (you could call it GayNet) and leave the majority Windows users with the one that works? KThx.
They are changing the campaign theme from 'Switch' to 'Come Out Of The Closet!"
Talk about target marketing!
Steve "Rim" Jobs demands you sacrifice your gay lives for the good of the 10% cause!
That overstretched waistband on your gay leaopard-print thong will double as an excellent noose!
You can now trade gay sexual favours for a Depeche Mode tracks on iTunes!
Is that VanZant's career prospects?
Thanks America, for the great tradition of Baseball! Where else can a beer-gutted slob make millions shambling around bean bags in front of illiterate cheering masses! What a country!
Oh and why do you call it football when there is no goddamn kicking in the game? You suck.
That is all, Eh?
He makes ALL you fuckin nerds jealous!
It's called a date...Get one!
FP!
Fuck YOU!