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  1. Did I mention? on TeraGrid Gets an Upgrade · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  2. The Biggest Complaint? on EC Reviews New Complaints Against Microsoft · · Score: 1, Funny

    Not enough cowbell.

  3. Re:Anyone else on VirtuSphere Immersive Virtual Reality · · Score: -1

    Profanity is the crutch of the grammatically challenged

    What the fuck kind of elitist bullshit is that? Fuckin dickhead.

  4. Don't forget... on Stolen U.C. Berkeley Laptop Recovered · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    The USA is the modern Sodom and Gammorah...we all know how that turned out.

  5. Re:Less than 3 years. on Canada-Wide Wireless Broadband Network Planned · · Score: 0, Insightful

    No, it's ok...you can stay down there thanks. No need to poison the well with gun-loving, litigious, illiterati.

  6. Re:13 years to the moon? on NASA Plan to Return to the Moon · · Score: -1


    "Are we that much more stupider?"

    Apparently yes.

    Ahhh, the US school system.

  7. Attention Apple Fags! on Mac OS X Intel Build Addresses Pirating · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    x86 or not; your gayness shines through the ages!

    Here's to being a ten-percenter!

  8. Re:Frost piss on Interview With Reiser4 Author Hans Reiser · · Score: -1

    I heartily agree old friend!

    A bird on a penis! HAW!

  9. Attention Apple Fags! on Comparing Tiger and Vista Beta 1 · · Score: -1

    Whine until your gay voices are hoarse. You will never be anything more than a marketing experiment. Do't forget to snap your thin gay dicks shut in the lids of your overpriced iBooks. Starbucks called...they want their pretentious Apple laptop-using-in-the-store idiot back.

  10. Re:twisting on New Data Center Standard · · Score: -1

    Try bending your penis in half when hard.
    It hurts. Really hurts.
    That's natures equivalent to CAT6.

    The burning sores on your penis are natures equivalent to the CUECAT.

  11. Attention Apple Fags! on IBM-Sony-Toshiba Reveal New Cell Processor Details · · Score: -1, Troll

    Shut The Fuck Up!

  12. Do these pants make my ass look fat? on Ask Jonathan Zdziarski · · Score: -1

    Well??

  13. Attention Apple Fags! on EFF Weighs in on Computer Privacy Case · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Don't forget to snap your thin gay dicks in the lids of your $50 stampede iBooks!

  14. *Clears Throat* on Ending Spam · · Score: -1, Troll

    Apple is still gay.

  15. Re:Great podcast novel on Podcasting · · Score: -1

    More can be found here

  16. Re:We at the FCC... on Another View of the FCC and Spectrum Scarcity · · Score: -1

    LOL, What?

  17. Just to clarify... on The Social Impact of Gaming · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    This is a US-centric morality debate. The rest of the world has more important shit to deal with that doesn't involve crushing the minds of its citizens under the boot of the church-government.

    Remind me again why you people have the right to keep and bear arms? It seems it's so you can kill crackheads who walk on your lawn, rather than its intended purpose - to give you something to protect you from an out of control government. Your country deserves what it gets; and what it gets is fat and lazy and well-controlled.
    Just like sheep should be.

  18. In Japan... on iTMS Launches in Japan · · Score: -1

    Apple sucks rocks.
    I guess that really applies in any country.

  19. My balls are on fire! on Skype Start-Up To Undercut International Wireless · · Score: -1

    Can I cool them off in your mouth?

  20. Attention Apple Fags! on New iBook and Apple mini · · Score: -1, Troll

    Don't forget to snap your thin gay dicks shut in the widescreen lid!

  21. Re:What's the play time? on World's Smallest MP3 Player · · Score: 0, Insightful

    How much pocket comfort can you get from something so cubed?

  22. Re:Remind me to shed a single tear on Russia's Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered · · Score: -1

    Restlessness In Conflict?

  23. Hey Apple! on Mac OS X Gaining Ground In Corporate Environs · · Score: -1

    Good Job!
    Bringing all-gay Fortune 500 companies into the public eye is really great! It's about time someone had the guts to bring these corporate giants out of the closet!

  24. Attention Apple Fags! on New iBooks 'Any Day Now' · · Score: -1, Troll

    Don't forget to snap your thin gay dicks shut in the widescreen lid!

  25. Shuttle Scrubbed! on How Linux Beats Windows in ID Management Ease · · Score: -1

    Fuel sensor malfunction or some shit.