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  1. Just wait till the trolls get ahold of this on 3D Virtual Reconstructions From Microsoft · · Score: 0

    goatse man in 3D! Best horror flick imaginable...

  2. Reminds me of the Simpsons on RFID-enabled Vehicles: Pinch My Ride · · Score: 2, Funny

    Homer wants to get rid of a trampoline but can't until Bart puts a bike lock on it, then Snake shows up right away to steal it.

  3. Not to mention tasty on Blue Crab Nanosensor to Fight Terrorism · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And forbidden by some muslim scholars

    Mmm...anti-terrorism

  4. Re:I don't know about you, but. . . on Knock Some Commands Into Your Laptop · · Score: 4, Funny

    btw. hitting your wife is so 70's. Now its all about hitting computers.

    That is where most of us get our sex anways.....

  5. Wow, it only took about 17 years on Cheyenne Mountain Shutting Down · · Score: 1

    for them to realize the cold war is over. Pretty damn speedy for the military actually...

  6. Re: I don't get it.. on Cyberwar on NASA Websites · · Score: 1

    I'm a jew and my family is very pro zionist, but wasnt hezbollah elected into the position of palistinan government recently?

    There is a difference between Hezbollah and Hamas.....

  7. Re:great news but... on Fan-Designed Mindstorms Release Next Tuesday · · Score: 1

    You have to wonder how the price of oil is affecting them. Plastics are made from oil, and lately the price for plastics has been climbing...Can't totally blame it on oil, but it doesn't help.

  8. Hmmm on Fan-Designed Mindstorms Release Next Tuesday · · Score: 5, Funny

    With the right parts and programming, a Mindstorms robot can dance in response to sounds or follow the beam of a flashlight."

    You can do the same thing with teenagers and some ecstasy pills....

  9. Hmm.. I thought it would have been on Largest Object in the Universe Discovered · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Paris Hilton's vagina!

    Thank you, thank you I will be here all week, avoid the beef, we got a bad case of mad cow going around!

  10. Well on Vista Speech Recognition Goes Awry · · Score: 3, Funny

    it could lead to surprising porn....

  11. Re:Retarded child analogy flawed on Inverting Images for Uninvited Users · · Score: 1

    Um, you obviously don't understand how encryption works. It is "encrypted" the second it leaves your computer, it doesn't matter whether or not the connection to your router is secure. Look up public key algorithms for more information. Basically, you give the bank a "public key" and they encrypt a shared key with that information, at which point you initiate a shared key session. An attacker can see this encrypted information, but without the "private key" which stays on your computer, they can't do much with it.
    My explanation is a bit simplistic, but you should get the point.

  12. Maybe if they didn't skimp on the facilities on Outsourced Call Centers Losing Feasibility? · · Score: 3, Informative

    My worst offshore callcenter experience wasn't because the guy on the other line was incomprehensible it was because I couldn't hear him. They were obviously using very crappy VOIP technology and he would just keep on cutting out in the middle of sentences. Furthermore(this might not have been the VOIP but it probably was) I could hardly hear the guy. I turned the volume up on my phone and still couldn't hear him, but when he transferred me to the American call desk I damn near got my ear blown off because it was so loud. If they are going to cut costs on the workers they should at least spring for facilities that actually allow for decent voice quality.

  13. Re:Retarded child analogy flawed on Inverting Images for Uninvited Users · · Score: 1

    but I only do that so some intelligent person doesn't start heisting my packets and snag my bank account information.

    If you are depending on wireless security to keep your bank account information secret then you need a new bank. Packets traveling on the internet aren't all that hard to sniff. Most secure places ASSUME that the medium can be compromised and act accordingly. All good banks use end-to-end security meaning that even if someone can sniff your packets, unless they have some good inside info on cryptanalysis that your bank doesn't have and a few supercomputers sitting around, they won't be getting your information.

  14. For those that care on Nintendo's Next-Gen Arsenal · · Score: 1

    Nintendo has released some cryptic remarks about the potential for the release date. Gamers have deduced that it will probably be October 2. I certain hope it does well since Nintendo is one of the top 10 holdings of my Fidelity Asia-Pacific basin mutual fund...

  15. Re:One Word... on Can Games Make You Cry? · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not as emotional, if like me, you named her "ugly slut".....

  16. Re:Where are the parents in all of this? on Game Addiction Clinic Swamped · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Its funny to keep in mind that a lot of parents of older children(teenagers and above, the kind that get addicted to gaming) who are so over-protective of their children were themselves "flower children" of the 60s and 70s. Protesting the Vietnam war, having lots of anonymous sex and getting high on drugs that they couldn't even name all at the same time. Then they go full force the opposite direction when they became parents....Fascinating

    Today's "counter culture" sucks pretty much. I mean, look at the very few songs that protest the Iraq war. For the most part, they...well..suck. They totally lack subtlety and real, human emotion. They are just a bunch of screaming. Now go look at the Vietnam protest songs, I like them better than most music today in any genre.
    What the fuck happened?

  17. Re:"Squeeze to Expose" ??? on The Mighty Mouse Has Lost Its Tail · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think it means you need your accent mark, Exposé since "squeeze to expose" sounds like a maneuver employed by child molesters....

  18. So wait on New Code Discovered in DNA? · · Score: 5, Funny

    like the critical but still mysterious process by which each type of human cell is allowed to activate the genes it needs but cannot access the genes used by other types of cell.

    So my body has built in DRM?!

  19. They don't mention on Law of Unintended Consequences Strikes Grocers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All types of random currency the self-check out machines end up with. Pro-tip: 1 yen coins work as pennies in the wal-mart check out line!

  20. Re:The Good Final Fantasy Games, Not Current on A Day in the Life With a Final Fantasy Creator · · Score: 1

    Which is why the only games I am looking forward to that will be released this year are all final fantasy ports(well, the one is a remake). Hopefully they will not be as buggy as FF IV advance(on a tangent note, it's interesting to note that it seems much of the programming work was outsourced to China. If you read the credits there are almost as many Chinese names as Japanese...)

  21. Meh, I mean come on on Astronomers Awaiting 1a Supernova · · Score: 4, Funny

    version 1a? They aren't even in beta yet!

  22. Re:They sound like a reform plan on Microsoft's 12-Step Program · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, not really. I'm not a Microsoft basher(not lack of use of a $ or their stock symbol), but Bill Gates has imagined himself a modern day Andrew Carnegie for a while(I recall seeing a program about 10 years ago that featured him talking about how much he admired Carnegie). It's ego-mania in the form of charity, thats all.

  23. Am I the only one on Flaw Finders Lay Seige to Microsoft Office · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    who thought that "Flaw finders" where people who found flaws in Finder? Thats even easier than finding flaws in Microsoft software....

  24. Re:you are not supposed to cure the symptoms on Why Popular Anti-Virus Apps 'Don't Work' · · Score: 2, Funny

    So..... the disease is slashdot then?

  25. Re:Proprietry lock-in on Managing Parallel Development in Two Languages? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wow, talk about being penny wise and pound foolish. I know this isn't popular here on /., but if you are worried about the cost of matlab, then honestly your organization doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell.
    If you can save time by using Matlab, even in your very unlikely scenario, the extra cost of the software is still dwarfed by the cost of programmers time as well as the potential losses of being 2nd to market. Unless the software is prohibitively expensive(which Matlab isn't), you need to go with what can get the job done the fastest with the fewest errors.