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  1. Noobies on Defense Chief Urges Big Cuts In Military Spending · · Score: 1

    You Must Construct Additional Pylons

  2. Re:Wow, that's pretty ignorant on What Chernobyl Looks Like In 2010 · · Score: 1

    Imagine an entire city of civilians banzai charging an attacking army with kitchen knives!

  3. This seems exploitable on China Bans Gold Farming · · Score: 1

    1. Buy large amounts of gold that is going to be on sale because it might be banned soon.
    2. Wait for the ban to take place and prices to skyrocket due to 80-85 percent of the gold supply being removed.
    3. ??????
    4. PROFIT!

  4. Re:Once upon a time on A $99 Graphics Card Might Be All You Need · · Score: 1

    90 percent of onboard/integrated audio cards are not suitable for professional/audiophile sound. Take for example the audiophile 2496 or the 192. A lot of onboard audio cards do not support 7.1 so you would need a Creative X-FI (not counting SPDIF). There still aren't any decent audiophile cards for under $100.

  5. hahahaah on City Uses DNA To Sniff Out Dog Poop Offenders · · Score: 1

    WAIT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DISPOSE OF POOP? I usually just eat it. I think I just solved my pooping problem.

  6. asdfasdf on Counterfeit DFI Motherboards Surface In Indonesia · · Score: 1

    SO they work just the same?

  7. Vent on Computer Games Make Players Less Violent · · Score: 1

    If you were ever in a vent server playing wow you know this isn't always true *SCREAMING "what the f#%&*# why aren't you %)#*%# DPSING you're the most WORTHLESS BATTLE GROUP that i've ever seen"

  8. wtf on 5.1 Sound Card Delivers 3 Streams of iTunes · · Score: 1

    Why is all of this necessary. I just use a damn splitter.

  9. Re:Don't fear.... much on Hacking a Pacemaker · · Score: 1

    You could disguise yourself as a DJ. They dress funny. Or you could get him to walk past a large truck and hide all the equipment inside (its wireless isnt it).

  10. EA's policy on The Horrible Things That Could Happen To EA · · Score: 1

    If the gameplay isn't broke, don't fix it. Run with it, even if it's not orignal. This mentality was applied to the Halo series as well. It's hard to turn over a profit with games these days, and you can't blame them for not taking chances (who wants their company to go under).

  11. It will keep them from retiring on NASA Knows How To Party · · Score: 1

    This kind of employee treatment should keep employees that are already filthy rich from retiring. This makes it easier since they won't have to recruit more people, and the existing people gain more experience.

  12. Flux Capacitor on Getting Gouged by Geeks · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry sir, but your quantum decoupler is causing a space time rift near your flux capacitor. I'm going to have to go back in time to replace your cybernetics core in the 7th dimension or the resulting solar flares will destroy your forge. $11,000 please.

  13. Wanking on Torvalds On Pluggable Security Models · · Score: 0

    I'm sure most people that use linux are familiar with "wanking".

  14. Re:Finally ... on Technology Could Enable Computers To "Read The Minds" Of Users · · Score: 2, Funny

    OH LORD. I'm going to have to upgrade to a faraday cage now.

  15. Re:Millionare eh? on Meet Korea's Gaming Rockstars · · Score: 1

    HEY I played Starcraft for 16 hours a day all summer once. It was the greatest summer ever. I bet he can appropriate 5000 dollars a month to new computer equipment and a t3 connection. I wouldn't mind living in a space that is the size of 2 beds if I had a brand new top of the line computer every month. If I got cramped I would just go outside for awhile...

  16. Morons on Xbox Live Disallows Linux, Unix As Keywords · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's filtered because Lunix is a version of an illegal hacker operating system. This would mean that you are hacking the Xbox Live server and this should not be allowed.

  17. Junk on Kids Review the OLPC · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If these laptops need to have their mobos replaced and it didn't involve an angry wife throwing it into a pool then they are not durable enough for children in obscure African countries. I don't think there's a computer shop with spare motherboards in stock in Ethiopia.

  18. Re:Wow flaimbait summary. on Community vs. Corporate Linux, The Coming Divide · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft is less likely to destroy its partners then it's competitors. JOIN US OR YOUR BUSINESS DIES. I am no way affiliated with Microsoft, it was a joke!

  19. Re:tebi? shut up. 1 terabyte drive still NOT here on Terabyte Hard Drive Put To the Test · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When the marketing department figured out they could make their drives look 5-10% bigger than what they actually were to all non-techies they took advantage of it.

  20. Re:Data loss on Terabyte Hard Drive Put To the Test · · Score: 5, Funny

    500GB of data loss?!? I CRIED for a half hour over a filled 160GB drive after it got killed by an electrical storm. Even though it wasn't technically covered under warranty, the fine folks at best buy still took it back after I said a defective flux capacitor on the drive started it on fire.

  21. You don't have to imagine on High-Quality HD Content Can't Easily Be Played by Vista · · Score: 3, Insightful

    http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/08/ 10/1236207 Chinese pirates HAVE started making copies of things that are of better quality than the ones of the source. That is of course, assuming that the companies claims are true... Chinese companies are becoming very good at reverse engineering and cloning a product. There are even clones of car brands in china that are such close copies that the door of the cloned car will fit on the actual name brand car. Crash tests come out much differently though...

  22. Re:Eh on High-Quality HD Content Can't Easily Be Played by Vista · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Once the enemy is the user and not the attacker, standard security thinking falls apart." That better?

  23. Eh on High-Quality HD Content Can't Easily Be Played by Vista · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Once the enemy is the user and not the attacker, standard security thinking falls apart.

  24. Wow on High-Quality HD Content Can't Easily Be Played by Vista · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So is this saying that pirating the movie will yield a higher quality then buying it?

  25. Defcon must be good for something on Strict German Computer Crime Law Now in Effect · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least you can still attend Defcon and put yourself on their network for a free penetration test from all of the friendly attendees. No illegal haxor tools needed.