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  1. Dun dun dundun da da da daaa! on Who Wants To Be a Cognitive Neuroscientist Millionaire? · · Score: 3, Funny

    D. William

    Dammit, Dammit, Dammit!

  2. Sounds Like... *Waves hands wildly* on NTP Gets a Taste of Its Own Medicine · · Score: 4, Funny

    Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of [lawyer] that thrives on [patent trolls].

    Lisa: But then we're stuck with [lawyers]!

    Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the [lawyers] simply freeze to death.

  3. Re:Sore loser on Rumsfeld Stepping Down · · Score: 1
    If I hear any more god damned grandstanding from the winners, I'm going to puke. Win with dignity, or this country is going to polarize it self so much further, only bloodshed will solve it.


    To quote your fearless leader, "Bring it on!"
  4. Re:I just wish Diebold hadn't stole the election on Rumsfeld Stepping Down · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not like they didn't try, we just kept our hand on our wallet this time.

  5. Re:Article Title makes no sense on Spammer Can't Have Accuser's Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    Certainly the article was not clear on whether the hard drive mirror was ever made, and handed over, or not. It would have been nice to know, as that WAS the headline.

    $%&!#@ /. editing...

  6. Re:Article Title makes no sense on Spammer Can't Have Accuser's Hard Drive · · Score: 1
    Parties have reached a settlement in Joel Hodgell vs. EFinancial LLC


    Maybe from the fact the case was settled?
  7. Re:diebold! on Democrats Take House, Senate Undecided · · Score: 1

    This year we had our hand on our wallet.

    Guess what?

    They still tried.

  8. Re:Tags are not comments, people! on Is An Uninformed Vote Better Than No Vote? · · Score: 1

    ...but it would just be great if we could tag the candidates and ballot issues when we vote!

    "With 45% of the precincts accounted for, Representative Anderson is not only trailing by 10,000 votes, but has been tagged as an 'idiot'. Proposition 199 is winning the day by 2%, but a significant number of voters tagged the measure as 'itsatrap'."

  9. Re:Then why can't I find a friggin job?!!?! on IT Worker Shortages Everywhere · · Score: 1

    Do volunteer work for a charity in IT - get a letter of reference after six months, cash in.
    Worked for some friends...

  10. Re:Paper ballots on Voting Machine Glitches Already Being Reported · · Score: 1
    [br][br][br]


    Your tags are ringing... you might want to answer them.
  11. I think... on Voting Machine Glitches Already Being Reported · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...it would be hilarious if Ohio once again reported a majority for George Bush tonight...

  12. Re:Smells like... on Genetically Engineered Machines Competition · · Score: 1

    No, no...

    Biggest market = Mouthwash that lasts all day because it GROWS IN YOUR MOUTH!

  13. Re:Government? on YouTube Finds Signing Rights Deals Frustrating · · Score: 1

    >A tree jumped out in front of one of the responsible assholes and took care of him

    Ents! Ents killed Sonny Bono!

    *runs away screaming in terror*

  14. They're after me Lucky Stars! on More Voting Shenanigans in Florida · · Score: 1

    Shenanigans?

    I'll be grabbin' my shillelagh, sure and begorrah!

    *Dances a jig*

  15. Re:Not a paradox at all on If Not America, Then Where? · · Score: 1

    >Fear is the mind killer.

    Bene Gesserit proverb... Orange Catholic?

  16. For Extra Nerd Points on Microsoft's Charles Simonyi to be 1st Nerd in Space · · Score: 1

    Identify Strelka and Belka... without searching on the Net...

  17. Of course... on Hell.com Domain Name Up For Sale · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hell as defined on the Internet:
    An all-Flash site.

  18. Better Article - Washington Post on Telemarketers Use Emotionally Intelligent Software · · Score: 3, Informative
  19. Re:I have a Vision on Sun To Unveil Project Blackbox · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is perfect for a COOP.

    Continuity Of OPerations... also known as your disaster plan. If you leased however many of these you would need to replace your existing datacenter (possibly on some pro-rated insurance plan), you would have a great turnkey COOP alternative. You could even have them trucked out to your designated COOP site and test your plan, then return them to the company after the test...

    It's also a business opportunity, if you look more closely...

  20. Re:What is the theory... on Dutch Securing E-voting After Being Pwned · · Score: 1

    >This all reminds me of the old story of the NASA which invested millions to develop a ballpen that can write in zero-gravity... well the russians solved the issue by using a pencil.

    Urban Legend

  21. Re:Wow! on Intel's Guerrilla Marketing, Second Life Mashup · · Score: 1

    Geezer? Nah.

    Agree with rest of points, da.

  22. Re:Such punishments are too harsh on Calif. AG Files Felony Charges In HP Probe · · Score: 1

    Just to bring a human dimension to all this shadenfreude - here's a quick bio in USAToday: link

  23. Tuesday on "Those Hairy Hobbits" on George Lucas To Quit Movie Business · · Score: 4, Funny

    On a very special episode of "Those Hairy Hobbits," Merry and Pippin disclose a long-kept secret relationship.

  24. It sucks because... well... on Why Software Sucks · · Score: 1

    See Sturgeon's Law

    It applies to software and books...

  25. Re:Open Source Intelligence on AI to Monitor Foreign Press for Threats · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Anything that would get George Bush to actually read a newspaper would be a step forward.