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George Lucas To Quit Movie Business

CaroKann writes, "Variety is reporting that George Lucas is getting out of the movie business. Mr. Lucas laments that today's big-budget franchise films are too expensive and too risky. He believes American audiences are deserting their movie going habits permanently. Instead of making major films, Lucasfilm will instead focus on television. Lucas states that for the price of one $200 million feature movie, 'I can make 50-60 two hour movies' that are 'pay-per-view and downloadable.' Notably, he does not plan on distributing movies online, calling online distribution a 'rathole.'"

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  1. Alas, by acvh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Three movies too late.

    1. Re:Alas, by Nos. · · Score: 5, Funny

      I sense a disturbance... as if a million voices suddenly cheered all at once.

    2. Re:Alas, by aleksiel · · Score: 3, Funny

      Artoo says the chances of this being true are seven hundred seventy-five ... to one.

    3. Re:Alas, by servognome · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course he has been known to make mistakes... from time to time

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    4. Re:Alas, by fishbot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Choice quote from the article:

      "I think the secret to the future is quantity," Lucas said

      In other words, he's not going to make more movies, he's just going to make loads and loads and loads of terrible TV spin-off series.

      Oh my.

    5. Re:Alas, by smaerd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't tell me the odds!
      Never tell me the odds!

    6. Re:Alas, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Time to stop watching TV and start going to movies again! :)

    7. Re:Alas, by ericdano · · Score: 1

      oh, NOW he figures it out. That quality matters. Perhaps if the script for Episodes 1-3 didn't SUCK. Or maybe he figured out that people actually thought the scripts sucked for those episodes.

      Anyhow, there is supposedly a Star Wars TV series coming....correct? I think it would be better to keep it as an animated series on Cartoon Network.....

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    8. Re:Alas, by Loether · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Funny quote. pretty close too, but It's actually "725" to 1. The fact that I can still quote most of the lines from the original trilogy (numbers included) is a little disconcerting for an adult. Empire was my favorite movie as a child. oh well.

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080684/quotes

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    9. Re:Alas, by danwesnor · · Score: 1

      Three-and-a-half, I think. Unless you thought the Ewoks were a good thing.

    10. Re:Alas, by dfjunior · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean four...?

    11. Re:Alas, by RxScram · · Score: 1

      Ummm... he said "Quantity", not quality.

    12. Re:Alas, by vought · · Score: 1

      In other words, he's not going to make more movies, he's just going to make loads and loads and loads of terrible TV spin-off series.


      I'm hoping for something Christmas-themed, with Ewoks. And maybe a wookie. Oh - and a cocaine-fuelled heroine.

    13. Re:Alas, by ClayJar · · Score: 1

      You think *that's* disconcerting? How about my situation? I read "seven hundred seventy-five" as "725", and I didn't even *realize* it until I read your reply.

    14. Re:Alas, by ericdano · · Score: 1

      Damn it. Indeed he did. Well, throw out the idea then that he will produce good stuff. It will be a deluge of really B movie quality stuff.....

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    15. Re:Alas, by HaloZero · · Score: 1

      Garbage compactor... where are we? Unit... three-two-six-three-eight-two-seven...

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    16. Re:Alas, by Randolpho · · Score: 1
      oh, NOW he figures it out. That quality matters. Perhaps if the script for Episodes 1-3 didn't SUCK. Or maybe he figured out that people actually thought the scripts sucked for those episodes.
      Go re-read the article. He actually implied that quality does *not* matter.

      In a way, he's correct. After all, each of the prequels lacked quality in many ways -- particularly in the form of dialogue, character development, and acting -- but had quantity in... well, vast quantities. Yet people still went to see them in droves. If you follow that trend, he's spot on.
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    17. Re:Alas, by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Voices call out to George Lucas during meditation...
      "George...we are your investors. PLEASE go to the other side. We can't take it anymore."

      I leave it as an exercise for the reader as to which side George Lucas is currently on.

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    18. Re:Alas, by honkycat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      True, though I know plenty of people (myself included) who thought they sucked, knew in advance they would suck (especially after the first two), but went anyway. Why? Because they'd been waiting almost 20 years to see the rest of the series. It was just something they had to do. Actually, I didn't think the first one was *that* bad, but I very nearly abandoned the whole thing after the second. (I wish I had).

      Anyway, I don't have any interest in anything else that George Lucas would do. If he wants me to go see something else he does, it will have to sell itself on its merits. If he puts out a shit movie that isn't a Star Wars, people just won't be interested. They want to see Darth Vader and Obi-Wan Kenobi, not George Lucas.

    19. Re:Alas, by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      I'm hoping for something Christmas-themed, with Ewoks. And maybe a wookie. Oh - and a cocaine-fuelled heroine.

      Cocaine-fuelled heroin? Isnt' that a Speedball? I was already under the impression that he was on drugs to begin with....

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    20. Re:Alas, by ArcticCelt · · Score: 1

      "..."I think the secret to the future is quantity," Lucas said..." Because he worked so hard on "quality" in the last three movies. Maybe he should just aim get someone competent to write the scripts. I think the guy have very good story ideas but he is also very good to screwing them up when he try to tell then himself.

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    21. Re:Alas, by Disavian · · Score: 2, Interesting
    22. Re:Alas, by nem75 · · Score: 0
      Funny quote. pretty close too, but It's actually "725" to 1. The fact that I can still quote most of the lines from the original trilogy (numbers included) is a little disconcerting for an adult.

      And the fact that this got modded Insightful is a nice reminder that this is Slashdot.

    23. Re:Alas, by vought · · Score: 1

      by Pharmboy

      Cocaine-fuelled heroin?


      Your user name betrays you, young eight-baller.

    24. Re:Alas, by TheRecklessWanderer · · Score: 1

      Hello.....R2D2 can't talk....helloooo...C3PO does the talking...hello. :)

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    25. Re:Alas, by masdog · · Score: 1

      Where is Triumph when you need him??

    26. Re:Alas, by MsGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      Anyhow, there is supposedly a Star Wars TV series coming....correct? I think it would be better to keep it as an animated series on Cartoon Network.....

      Unfortunately the guy who made the Clone Wars shorts so good, Genndy Tartakovsky, is working for Henson Productions on the sequel to the Dark Crystal. And they are going with CGI instead of traditional/CGI hybrid like the original shorts.

      They are working on the new CGI series...in the Phillippines. Not necessarily known as a great hotbed of animation talent. Why they didn't enlist a Japanese studio like Production IG or Madhouse or Sunrise is beyond me.

      Oh yeah, with regard to the live-action series, set between Episode III and Episode IV: it's still in pre-production. Not a soul has been cast.

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    27. Re:Alas, by MsGeek · · Score: 1

      You mean Spaceballs. May the schwartz be with you.

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    28. Re:Alas, by Loether · · Score: 1

      Alex, What are the odds of successfully surviving a direct attack on a star destroyer?

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    29. Re:Alas, by Tesral · · Score: 1

      Beat me to that one with the exact wording.

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    30. Re:Alas, by guardian-ct · · Score: 1

      If the above quote is accurate, there's an interesting bit of math in that number.
      3263827
      3+2+6=11
      Replacing in the above:
      113827

      Yet another Lucas 1138!

    31. Re:Alas, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laugh it up Fuzzball!

  2. Praise the gods. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 5, Funny
    Instead of making major films, Lucasfilm will instead focus on television.
    Praise the gods. Just keep him off of SciFi, please.
    1. Re:Praise the gods. by GotenXiao · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm all for him if he funds (note; FUNDS. No control over end result) another few series of Firefly ^^

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    2. Re:Praise the gods. by grapeape · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your kidding right? You would seriously rather see Manquito or KillerCroc than something that is actually SciFi? The best SciFi original I have seen was still Ed Wood or Roger Corman worthy, i'd love to see Lucas try to up the standard. Lucas's biggest weakness is his writing, but visually I havent seen anything from him that wasnt top notch.

    3. Re:Praise the gods. by eclectro · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just keep him off of SciFi, please.

      Anything he offers up has gotta be better than wrestling.

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    4. Re:Praise the gods. by ericdano · · Score: 1

      Maybe he can buy the Stargate series and do Stargate C3PO or something......I can see Daniel Jackson and C3PO translating ancient writings.......and Han Solo hitting on Sam Carter...

      But, yeah, SciFi needs some help. They should have taken up Firefly as a series again.....or continue the Farscape saga....

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    5. Re:Praise the gods. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So far the new ECW has been better than 90% of the "Sci-Fi Originals" they keep airing.

    6. Re:Praise the gods. by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2

      um...even the subject here is a dead giveaway...Battlestar Gallactica is a beautiful piece of work.

    7. Re:Praise the gods. by digitizit · · Score: 3, Funny

      Keep him off SciFi? As if that channel could get any worse.

    8. Re:Praise the gods. by eepok · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I think his clout and following would be useful in the NBC/SciFi show "Heroes". If anything, he knows how to write a story -- NO ONE can deny that. Heroes seems to be a ton of trailers all mashed up-- never allowing for any substance.

      I say, welcome to the boob tube, George.

    9. Re:Praise the gods. by FriedDylan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I for one deny that claim- there's no way he's to be considered a decent writer. His strength is in the vision but not the telling of a story. He might have good connections for effects here and there but the substance is all over the board- how else do you explain the backwards (no, backwards is a solid direction)... HAPHAZARD StarWars "saga". A this isn't Memento, George.. Tell us about the laser sword knights and blaster toting robots IN ORDER from beginning to end.. Don't supply us with crappy timelines and forgettable plug and pray style twists and turns. He's insulted our intelligence long enough- and like cavemen we sat and watched him flick his Bick completely amazed. So long George!!

    10. Re:Praise the gods. by fandog · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid that he would never give up creative control of something he had money in though- JarJar would be the new "Ship's pilot" and would be written in to be Kaylee's new love interest, or some other revolting thing.

      Keep him away from anything that has real non-suck creativity left in it. :)

      (It'd be really satisfying to see Zoe beat the tar out of JarJar though.)

    11. Re:Praise the gods. by Compulsion · · Score: 1

      Lucas's biggest weakness is his writing...

      You're incorrect. Lucas's biggest weakness is his directing. He had a talented cast of experienced actors capable of delivering whatever performance he requested. Unfortunately, he wanted wooden, uninspiring performances. So that's what he, and we, got.

    12. Re:Praise the gods. by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      Since the Firefly universe has no aliens in it, Lucas wouldn't be able to make any puppets, or obscure the story with 5 tons of flashy CGI. He wouldn't be interested.

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    13. Re:Praise the gods. by mattcoz · · Score: 0

      He'd probably thrust ILM into the project instead of Zoic, which would be a horrible move.

    14. Re:Praise the gods. by Jerf · · Score: 1

      Heroes seems to be a ton of trailers all mashed up-- never allowing for any substance.

      Patience. I'll cop to not watching the second episode yet (still on TiVo), but even so it's pretty clear to me the first two episodes are basically a two-hour pilot, introducing the characters. My bet is these two episodes started that way and got broken up because "they" weren't willing to a two-hour timeslot (for appropriate values of "they"). Which says to me that "they" may not be very confident about the show....

      Given the nature of the show, this step is inevitable, so the fact that it starts this way really says little about the quality or lack of it. This is both because these introductions are basically required, and the fact that these introductory episodes are also pretty easy to write; you could crank these out by the tens. Writing a series that actually becomes and stays interesting is harder and will only become clear with time. (I trend pessimistic simply because it's on NBC, but I'll give it a chance; if it manages to avoid the trap of being about the powers and sticks to being about the people and then about the powers, which I see promising signs of, it may yet be good.)

    15. Re:Praise the gods. by BewireNomali · · Score: 1

      I think it's a combination of both. He cannot write good dialogue. It's difficult for talented actors to deliver badly written dialogue.

      Second, his weakness as a director is his overreliance on green-screen. Watch any movie mostly done on green-screen (with the exception of Sin City probably) and notice that the performances are wooden. It's because they are performing with nothing around them - no props, no settings, no sense of perspective.

      If you're going to spend 150 million on a movie - you might as well fly out to the location and get the real shit as much as you can.

      I remember reading a quote from the guy who played Anakin: he forgot his wig on the way to the set. Lucas takes a look at him and says - forget it, we'll put it on in post.

      It's an overreliance on the tech and an underreliance on the critical aspects of film that forge bonds - the emotive ones.

      To conclude - he has major flaws in writing and directing. No one is willing to or able to tell him this though.

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    16. Re:Praise the gods. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one who says "Heroes" with a Luke Skywalker whine? "Heer-oes *pouty-face*"

    17. Re:Praise the gods. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I don't see how Lucas could do any more damage to the station than what Mark Stern has already done.

      As far as I'm concerned, SciFi is already six feet in the ground and waiting for the first shovelful of dirt to be tossed on top.

      Granted the show Eureka looks interesting enough, I just can't muster up an urge to watch it. Given the station's track record, by the time I get into the show, it will be slated for cancellation.

    18. Re:Praise the gods. by james_orr · · Score: 1

      I think he is referring to the movies they show every week rather than the original series.

      Some of them aren't awful though. Dog Soldiers was shown as one of them.

    19. Re:Praise the gods. by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. SciFi shows mostly low-budget horror. Science Fiction-based shows usually have to go somewhere else.

      (Although I admit that's changed a lot in the last 5 years.)

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    20. Re:Praise the gods. by james_orr · · Score: 1

      I disagree. The first 3 films (4-6) had a good story. The other first 3 films (1-3) have a TERRIBLE story. The first film was actually about a dispute over trade rights or something equally boring.

      Plus the scripts are all over the place. The writing problem is not limited to dialog. There are many scenes, particularly extended action/chase scenes that just don't make any sense in the movie. Why are they chasing the would-be assassin and leaving whats-her-face completely alone and vulnerable when they are supposed to be protecting her?

      About Heroes. We've only just started that show. Basically all we've seen so far is an introduction to the various characters. I don't think you can make judgements about substance until we're further into the show and the storylines begin to mesh.

    21. Re:Praise the gods. by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

      Just means he'd have to make the first episode deal with the crew of serenity making first contact with an alien species. :)

    22. Re:Praise the gods. by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      This hypothetical situation is making me sad and iritable. Let us consider happier possibilities. . . suppose Lucas permitted Joss Whedon to create the Star Wars tv show?

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    23. Re:Praise the gods. by grapeape · · Score: 1

      I'll agree with that, as technology has advanced George's reliance on it has decreased his abililty to direct. American Graffiti and even the first Star Wars show that he has capablity, but with so much reliance on an environment an actor has to pretend is around him makes getting convincing performances out of them extremely difficult. Total reliance on CG has yet to produce a really good film. Look at Sky Captain, its one of my favorites just based on content but I will readily admit that the acting is total camp. Sin City was probably the best example of a CGI blend that works.

      Still, I would like to see what he can do if he has to limit the budget and can rely on good writers (I'd love to see him team up with Phillip Kaufman again) I think he could bring a quality to SciFi tv that would Rival B5 and BG. Here's an idea, could you imagine George and Joss working together...that would cause complete geekgasms.

    24. Re:Praise the gods. by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      "Look at Sky Captain, its one of my favorites just based on content but I will readily admit that the acting is total camp"

      Given the pulp genre it is based on, the acting pretty much had to be camp. It wasn't the camp that bothered me, I thought it was a little flat too. Still loved it though.

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    25. Re:Praise the gods. by iblum · · Score: 1

      Eureka has been pretty cool. Campy, but cool.... And they've been running it right after reruns of "Dead Like Me" which I didn't get to see when it first came on.

      One of my kids and some of my friends are confirmed Stargateaholics, so there is another blip for them.

      And Dr. Who. can't forget about that. Battlestar Galactica? could be good, but I've never watched.

      Ira

    26. Re:Praise the gods. by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. You've got it wrong.

      We WANT Lucas on SciFi. Specifically, as a contestant^Wvictim^Wwrestler on ECW.

      <OT>Why the hell ECW is on SciFi is beyond me.</OT>

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    27. Re:Praise the gods. by Troy+Baer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      suppose Lucas permitted Joss Whedon to create the Star Wars tv show?

      A friend and I were discussing George Lucas' skill (or, more accurately, lack thereof) at writing dialogue and thought the same thing. Lucas has a knack for coming up with good stories, but lousy dialogue; his best movies have been where somebody like Lawrence Kasdan wrote a script from his story. Whedon's probably the best dialogue writer I can think of off the top of my head, and he appears to be a huge Star Wars nerd (eg. regarding how reading The Killer Angels led to Firefly: "This led me to the Millenium Falcon, as most things do."). Heck, half of Firefly's charm was that it was basically Star Wars without all the Jedi stuff that ended up being the focus of the prequels. (The other half of Firefly's charm had everything to do with Kaylee...)

      Of course, given that both Lucas and Whedon appear to be control freaks of epic proportions, it'll probably never happen.

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    28. Re:Praise the gods. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank god someone pointed this out. BSG Season 3 premier this Friday. Shameless plug for a great series...!

    29. Re:Praise the gods. by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1
      Anything he offers up has gotta be better than wrestling.

      Naw, I'd say wrestling has better plot and acting than the last 3 Lucas flicks.

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    30. Re:Praise the gods. by grapeape · · Score: 1

      But based on that shouldnt we then forgive George for the Star Wars movies as well? He stated many times in interviews that what he was creating was a modern version of the old SciFi serials he enjoyed as a kid, in fact Cloud City, the underwater city in episode 1 and even the design of the title crawls are all borrowed from Flash Gordon and the bad guy's ships in Buck Rodgers were called Imperial Crusiers. Im not trying to be a Lucasfilm applogist (well maybe I am) but I think people get so hung up on how they percieved them as a kid that they are unable to view the originals as what they are and are horrified that the new ones were just more of the same.

    31. Re:Praise the gods. by mattcoz · · Score: 0

      Already did that, turned out it was an upside-down cow fetus. "Oh my god, it's grotesque! Oh, and there's something in a jar."

    32. Re:Praise the gods. by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      The difference is that Sky Captain didn't take itself seriously. It was campy. Not played off as comedy but it was obvious it was supposed to be stylized and not taken 100% seriously.
      The same goes for the Flash Gordon movie from the '80s. Without the camp factor it would have just been stupid but it ends up being a lot of fun. It's a reflection on the early serials not a copy of them. There are times when the prequels attempt this (i.e. Anakin and Obi Wans banter at the start of episode 3) but somehow it comes off flat.
      Although in all honesty compared to Lucas' inspirations - even the prequels are good. Try reading the Lensman series of books (source of many Star Wars ideas), holy crap are they dated and poorly written. I do kind of wish swooning women would make a come back. Every time a villain gets near a female in that series she immediately faints. Lensman, the original Flash Gordon and similar examples of pulp sci-fi are historically interesting and important but I don't think they serve as a great basis for modern sci-fi.
      I don't think the prequels are equivalent to the original Star Wars films. I agree that yes the original ones shouldn't be put up on a pedestal - they are essentially very goofy space opera flicks. The original three were much better paced than the prequels. They don't get bogged down in details (or politics) for any length of time and they paint the good guys and bad guys with broad strokes. The plots are simplistic (more so than the prequels) but that's what we expect from this sort of silly space operas. After all they are simply thinly disguised fantasy stories with castles, princesses, swords and even the ominous black night (hell, Anakin and Luke are like the Mordred/Arthur story in reverse).
      Lucas was also extremely lucky to get Alec Guinness and Peter Cushing in Star Wars. The level of acting they show simply blows away anyone else in the entire series and gave a sense of credibility to the movie. You believe in the Force because you believe in Obi Wan's convictions. James Earl Jones voice as Darth Vader was also just an amazing choice. The rest of the actors in the original trilogy are pretty goofy but they aren't wooden. If anything they are almost constantly overacting.
      What I do really think about the prequels is that Lucas could have used a hand in the screenplay writing and maybe the directing. I don't know whether it was the all CGI sets, the bad dialogue or Lucas directing that caused the acting to be so wooden - hell maybe it was all three. I think Lucas had too much control and is blind to his own faults. He frequently comes across as arrogant in interviews so that doesn't surprise me. He needed someone with the power to say "George, this line about Padme's skin not being like sand - it's shit. You can't write romance, get someone to work over this scene who can."

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    33. Re:Praise the gods. by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      Lucas is looking at made for TV flicks, so the stuff he makes can't be any worse than the indescribably wretched shit they call Scifi original movies.

    34. Re:Praise the gods. by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      ECW is on Sci-Fi because Bonnie Hammer and Mark Stern are going to be the first against the wall when the revolution(and I don't mean the Wii) comes.

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  3. Rats will do anything to survive by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

    You know what rats do? They shit all over everything.

    I'm looking right at you, Mr. Lucas.

    1. Re:Rats will do anything to survive by xtracto · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, those are assholes, they shit over everything. and then there are pussies and dicks; pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

      Oh yeah, and I also hope Mr. Lucas focus on soaps or reality shows and leave SciFi as it is.

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    2. Re:Rats will do anything to survive by swebster · · Score: 1

      Wow.

    3. Re:Rats will do anything to survive by splatterboy · · Score: 1

      It's a quote from "Team America - world police", from the creators of South Park...
      (FYI - no insult implied or lack of irony noted)

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    4. Re:Rats will do anything to survive by kfg · · Score: 1

      . . .leave SciFi as it is.

      So the schlock horror fans have someplace to go.

      KFG

    5. Re:Rats will do anything to survive by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      Well, you can littertrain most rats to only poop in the litterbox.

      However, convincing them not to pee everywhere they go, including liberally in their own beds, is impossible.

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  4. "calling online distribution a 'rathole'" by eclectro · · Score: 2, Informative


    Wouldn't that make all of us rats then? Is that a bad thing?

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    1. Re:"calling online distribution a 'rathole'" by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'd say being compared to a rat is actually a good thing. They're very clever for their brain mass, they can form large social heirarchies and they're highly adaptable. Their main failing is a lack of hygene, but anyone who's been in IT for long will have experienced worse.

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    2. Re:"calling online distribution a 'rathole'" by xENoLocO · · Score: 1

      Better than what the RIAA calls us... lol

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    3. Re:"calling online distribution a 'rathole'" by CatoNine · · Score: 1

      While I wholehartedly support all the yabs about his movie making...

      If you read the artice, you'll see he says that:
      - On-line distribution, including pay per view, will be the way of the future.
      - A good, working financial business model ("monetization") is not there yet.

      So, basically, he is in _favor_ of on-line distribution, but wants somebody else
      to pave the way financially. And he does not call his future customers rats.

    4. Re:"calling online distribution a 'rathole'" by TychoCelchuuu · · Score: 1

      He actually called it a "rat hole," and he meant it in a non-derogatory fashion. RTFA, blah blah.

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  5. May I be the first to say... by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

    You should have quit while you were ahead, dude.

    Wait, he's going to keep making stuff? Aw, crap.

    1. Re:May I be the first to say... by Pengunea · · Score: 1

      It's probably for the best he doesn't get involved in online distribution. An unresolveable issue of attitude from a major decision maker would negatively impact the method of distribution. He thinks online distribution is a rathole? He may just be inclined to let the distribution method clamp down on users like a rat trap.

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  6. Yes. by RonaldReagan · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Man With No Neck: How I Survived Physical Deformity, by George Lucas (9 P.M. EST on Lifetime.)

  7. Too expensive and Too risky? by FatSean · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Me thinks you were part of the problem, Georgie...how much did the last three of your films cost? Yeah.

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    1. Re:Too expensive and Too risky? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Actually, Lucas made the SW movies very cheaply. Phantom was only $110M and the other two were comparable. They actually came in UNDER budget... very rare for the film industry.

      What he needed to do was recoup some of that cost into other things. When you make a "blockbuster" you trash almost all the sets with in a few weeks of shooting... sets that are more detailed and cost more than most of our houses! Compare SW:TPM to SG-1 where they use simple sets, and reuse, reuse, reuse to cut costs. They made more fully decorated sets for SW:TPM than an entire season of SG-1. Then let's get started on the digital models! Again, the cost nearly as much to create as the "meatspace" models, but they aren't being REUSED in anything else! Movies are full of huge non-recurring set costs that nobody thinks about. Lucas could do 3-4 seasons of a TV show with just the leftovers/reused props/efffects from his movies.. and we'd probably like the story better too.

    2. Re:Too expensive and Too risky? by PRMan · · Score: 1

      "and we'd probably like the story better too."

      Have you seen George's TV shows?

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    3. Re:Too expensive and Too risky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Actually, Lucas made the SW movies very cheaply. Phantom was only $110M

      What mirror universe deems a $110M production to be cheap?

      > Lucas could do 3-4 seasons of a TV show with just the leftovers/reused props/efffects from his movies.. and we'd probably like the story better too.

      As long as he didn't write it.

    4. Re:Too expensive and Too risky? by burtman007 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      > "What mirror universe deems a $110M production to be cheap?"

      One that makes over $320 Million profit?

      http://www.imdb.com/boxoffice/alltimegross

    5. Re:Too expensive and Too risky? by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Meesa admire himsa for taking big-big riskas though.

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    6. Re:Too expensive and Too risky? by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

      Actually, Lucas made the SW movies very cheaply. Phantom was only $110M and the other two were comparable. They actually came in UNDER budget... very rare for the film industry.

      That's what you get when you pay for movies out of pocket. Lucas financed ep. 1 out of pocket, and IIRC (and I usually don't) he was the primary backer for 2 & 3. By financing the films himself, he kept the toy rights, just like he did the last time around.

      That fact in part explains why some big studio movies are so f'ing bad. Take "The Incredible Hulk" for example. You can bet that John Woo wasn't kicking much of his own money at the production. It's easy to go overboard when you're spending someone else's money. (Just ask my corporate purchasing agent.....)

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    7. Re:Too expensive and Too risky? by gowen · · Score: 1

      Well, other films hire things like Scriptwriters, Script editors and people to polish the dialogue. :)

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    8. Re:Too expensive and Too risky? by Znork · · Score: 1

      "Movies are full of huge non-recurring set costs that nobody thinks about."

      Oh, there are people thinking about it, it's just that it doesnt really factor into the current economy of movies which is based on getting a specific limited number of movie visits spent on their particular movie over any other movie. The huge spending and waste is an artifact of copyright and the specifics of these distribution channels.

      But I'll betcha the Open Content movement will make use of this economy of reuse possibilities materializing with CGI/bluescreen/other developments and absolutely wipe the floor with the movie industry over the next decade as people move not only visual arts watching into their living room, but visual arts creativity into their home-office.

      And I'll betcha it'll be driven by pr0n.

    9. Re:Too expensive and Too risky? by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      You mean Ang Lee?

    10. Re:Too expensive and Too risky? by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

      box office gross != profit... just saying. :)

      The IMDB grosses are a bit out of date, though. Current figures from Box Office Mojo peg it at $431M domestic + $493M foreign.

    11. Re:Too expensive and Too risky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Actually, Lucas made the SW movies very cheaply. Phantom was only $110M and the other two were comparable. They actually came in UNDER budget... very rare for the film industry.

      That's because Lucas raped ILM when it came to the effects budget. One of the benefits of owning your own effects company is you get to dictate how much you want to pay them. No one else could've made those movies under the same budget. Every Star Wars year was a financial loss for ILM, sometimes resulting in layoffs, while the non-Star Wars years were spent recouping those losses. Lucasfilm rolls in the dough, but ILM doesn't see any of it. It's all his money anyway, so it's probably all the same to him, but this way he can talk about how CGI and digital sets are the way to go.

    12. Re:Too expensive and Too risky? by Jamesie · · Score: 0
    13. Re:Too expensive and Too risky? by thomn8r · · Score: 1
      Again, the cost nearly as much to create as the "meatspace" models, but they aren't being REUSED in anything else!

      So, you're saying they should take a more OO approach to making movies?

    14. Re:Too expensive and Too risky? by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

      Yeah, him too.

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  8. What I want to know is.. by raehl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Once you've spent $100 million on a movie... ...what exactly do you get for the SECOND $100 million you spend?

    1. Re:What I want to know is.. by MBCook · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Lower proffits.

      *rimshot*

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    2. Re:What I want to know is.. by thelost · · Score: 1

      publicising it.

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    3. Re:What I want to know is.. by thrillseeker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Once you've spent $100 million on a movie... ...what exactly do you get for the SECOND $100 million you spend?

      An actor that likes to jump around on the furniture?

    4. Re:What I want to know is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Advertising on ratholes?

    5. Re:What I want to know is.. by cliffski · · Score: 4, Informative

      actually lucas himself is not known for mega bucks movies

      attack of clones 120 million
      revenge of the sith 113 million

      king kong 207 million
      alexander 155 million
      final fantasy 137 million
      pirates of the carribean 143 million
      pearl harbour 132 million

      its not like he's spending more than anyone else, especially considering the intense special effects.

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    6. Re:What I want to know is.. by Lord+Crc · · Score: 1

      its not like he's spending more than anyone else, especially considering the intense special effects.

      I guess that explains it, after ~100 million has gone to SF, there's not a whole lot left for decent actors and script writers etc...

    7. Re:What I want to know is.. by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "its not like he's spending more than anyone else, especially considering the intense special effects."

      Makes me wonder how much it would have cost to fix up the crummy effects in the last two movies.

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    8. Re:What I want to know is.. by jfengel · · Score: 5, Informative

      More explosions, mostly.

      Explosions are really, really expensive. A film crew is the size of a mid-sized company. Sit through the credits some time, and see the names of the script girl and the second second assistant director and the backup plasterer. Each camera takes several people (camera operator, loader, focus puller, and sometimes more), and for an explosion you're going to have to catch it from several angles because otherwise all that work ends up as only a fraction of a second of screen time. They call cost money, not just in salary but in insurance, craft service, studio rental, the rental of the camera equipment they're holding, etc.

      And every single one of them is sitting around while the explosives rigger is making 200% certain that none of them get hurt when the explosion goes off. And another 200% certain that the explosion is going to do the right thing the first time, because otherwise you'll have to start from scratch.

      It's literally tens of thousands of dollars to make even something simple blow up. If you want something big to blow up, it'll cost you a few hundred thousand. Add a few dozen explosions into the movie, and suddenly you're talking about real money.

      If they're on location, they have to have bathrooms, and hauling a porta-john into the desert isn't cheap, either. It's not any one thing that makes it pricey. It's eight million little things.

      Plus the eight million little things that go into the digital effects (light matching, wire frame artists, shading artists, data center ops, plus a studio to put them all in, usually close to the studio which means the high-rent district).

      Why bother? If you don't do all of that, your movie comes off looking cheap. Scrimp on the continuity girl, and the lack of continuity becomes glaring to the audience. It works for indie movies, which the audience expects to look cheap, but your summer blockbuster is going to look corny, and audiences won't enjoy it if it looks corny.

      Lucas figures that the small screen is cheaper. The low resolution means that makeup that used to take two hours now takes only half an hour. Sets are built to a far lower level of detail; even where the audience can see the difference [e.g. Firefly vs. Serenity] you have lower expectations. (It used to be that you could save money shooting with three cameras rather than one, which means you can do in one take what used to take three, but these days quality dramas are usually shot movie-style with just one camera.)

      It can all be done cheaper than it is. As in any organization a lot of money goes to waste between the cracks. Better organization means less wasted time and unnecessary equipment, but it's like at your office: you have a spare printer or ethernet cable sitting around not doing anything. It cost money to buy, but if you need it you'll be glad you have it, especially if the lack of it drives the entire company to a standstill. When those resources are people, though, it gets pricey fast.

    9. Re:What I want to know is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      its not like he's spending more than anyone else, especially considering the intense special effects.

      You think that Lucas's ILM charges the same prices to Lucas production company as they charge to everyone else? I seem to recall a comment somewhere by Spielberg that he wished he could get access to ILM at Lucas' prices.

      Yeah, Weta did Peter Jacksons movies but not sure they have the client base that ILM has.

    10. Re:What I want to know is.. by AJWM · · Score: 1

      its not like he's spending more than anyone else, especially considering the intense special effects.

      Well no, but I imagine that Industrial Light & Magic might cut him a special deal on those. Ditto for the THX sound labs.

      (I'll say one thing for Lucas -- whatever horrible things he's done to the StarWars franchise, he did reinvest a lot of the money he made off the first few into improving movie-making technology. Not sure what he's done for us lately, though.)

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    11. Re:What I want to know is.. by titzandkunt · · Score: 1


      "...Lucas figures that the small screen is cheaper. The low resolution means that makeup that used to take two hours now takes only half an hour...."

      So much for one of the prime selling points of HDTV. Who's wrong here: You? George? Or Sony, Samsung, B&O, Technics, Panasonic, etc etc?

      T&K.

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    12. Re:What I want to know is.. by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      *swish*

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    13. Re:What I want to know is.. by jfengel · · Score: 5, Informative

      I do partly wonder if George will find that producing for HDTV is more expensive than he expects. I know that TV news shows had to chuck their old sets and build new ones when they went to HDTV, and the network anchors spend more time in makeup chairs than they used to.

      Still, Lucas is right that TV is cheaper to produce than movies. It is astonishing that even an expensive show like Lost runs only $3-5 million per episode, even though it's 1/2 to 1/3 the length of a full movie. Some of the difference is set-up costs, but even the pilot, where they had to put out all of the one-time costs, cost a measley $10 million, and that was full of fancy effects and explosions.

      Most Lost episodes are only that expensive because they involve location shooting in Hawaii, which is expensive, and it's done to keep the location secret, which makes it more expensive. They do most of the back-story and interiors in LA, and they end up flying people back and forth. It's amazing that they can do that. But they make up for it with clever management: they're shooting several episodes in parallel, and they don't fly people back and forth to Hawaii every single week.

      It takes less than two weeks to shoot primary photography on an episode of Lost, compared to 30 to as much as 60 days for a movie. It's not really that there are fewer takes, although there sometimes are, but it takes so much less time to get each take ready. Standing around a set waiting for the light guys to remove every single damn shadow is incredibly tedious. (People rarely wear hats on TV because it's hard to light your face properly. They even forbid certain hair styles in TV shows; a movie director expects more flexibility.) And God forbid you should have to do it outside, where the lights look completely different at 2 PM as at 6 PM, even with the supplemental light. Audiences notice that in movies when they don't on TV.

      The effects are cheaper on TV. The resolution is higher on HDTV than on NTSC, but it's still lower than full movie resolution. The actual pixel content may not be much higher, but the color reproduction on film is better, and it would take many pixels to compensate for that. The better the final picture, the more time it takes to make it look realistic: you have to have an artist shade every single pixel, or it ends up looking like the Babylon 5 effects. (Miniatures are easier, but not as flexible.)

      What effects they do shoot on Lost would look cheesy on a movie screen. Audiences wouldn't pay $10 a seat for them. They expect more from a movie. Even where they do have good effects, you're often seeing less than you think you are. A movie is expected to be a big-budget affair, and producers say "yes" to a movie when they'd say "work around it" to the same request for a TV show.

      That'll save Lucas a lot of money, and arguably we'll get better work. The man DOES know how to tell a good story, when he doesn't let the effects take up his whole life. Sometimes less is more, and the work-arounds make for better drama.

    14. Re:What I want to know is.. by mknewman · · Score: 1

      Waterworld

    15. Re:What I want to know is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And every single one of them is sitting around while the explosives rigger is making 200% certain that none of them get hurt when the explosion goes off. And another 200% certain that the explosion is going to do the right thing the first time, because otherwise you'll have to start from scratch.
      No wonder those blockbusters take so long to film, if everyone's waiting around till they've attained 400% certainty that noone is going to get hurt!

      It's not surprising then that costs spiral out of control..
    16. Re:What I want to know is.. by sjwest · · Score: 1

      Its not the cost, but if you have a multiplex cinema with 6 screens all showing one film (his) then the moral of the story is don't bother with the cinema if your not Mr Lucas. I've seen about three films this year at the cinema. If Lucas thinks that the cinema distribution network is 'fracked' (battlestar term) then he started that movement. While Lucas is a performer for the box office, stars like him who produce junk and reduce choice (i can only see s.w....) only make the cinema a harder market to succeed in. Did it do better than sw 3, no = waste of time to the cinema owner. Lucas is thus a victim of his own success. Perhaps it explains why ive not patronised the cinema lately. Thats the problem, and while some of you will buy star wars on pink ray, deep purple, and usb key what about the the normal cinema film that fails to get shwn because crappy blockbuster must makes it cash back.

    17. Re:What I want to know is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that anyone will read this, but I'd like to point out that a huge reason Lucas was able to make the prequel films so cheaply is because he owns ILM. Do you think that maybe he got some sort of sweet-heart deal? I'm not saying that he didn't pay for the FX, I'm saying he most likely paid cost and considering that the prequels were 60%+ FX shots he probably ended up saving a chunk of change.

    18. Re:What I want to know is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you realize what communism is?

    19. Re:What I want to know is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mostly a good script. Mostly.

    20. Re:What I want to know is.. by mgblst · · Score: 1

      I agree with everything you said, but this line: It works for indie movies, which the audience expects to look cheap, but your summer blockbuster is going to look corny, and audiences won't enjoy it if it looks corny.
       
      Is clearly wrong. HOw do you expliain the success of ID4 or Armageddon.

    21. Re:What I want to know is.. by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Less dishonest about actually being democratic? (And the guy's sig is wrong. There's only one party in the US: The Incumbents. Everything else is, as the guy from Numb3rs said in Serenity, "the puppet theater".)

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  9. I felt... by Tx · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of sequels cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

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    1. Re:I felt... by nxtr · · Score: 1

      ... a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of sequels cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

      I read squirrels.

  10. I think that this could be a good general trend by cyclomedia · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think a general move away from Movies to TV Series's is a Good Thing. Don't get me wrong, I still think some stories will always work well when told over ~2 hours but think about The Lord of The Rings, for example. Could that have worked better as 13 1 hour episodes (on dvd, sans adverts!) or even 24 1 hour episodes? giving the viewer the opportunity to skip the (Two Towers Extended Edition equivalent) Faramir ep entirely if they like, allowing the director and producers the chance to span the three books better and such like. I probably think so, note I'm not talking traditional TV Series here, there would never ever be a LOTR season 2, for example, but so long as the production values (and therefore costs) were suitably high i see no reason why The Hobbit couldnt come out, not as a 3 hour film, but as a 6 part miniseries ... so long as the "marathon" option is available on the $NextGen DVD release for the nutters amongst us (myself included)

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    1. Re:I think that this could be a good general trend by dmomo · · Score: 1

      Sounds good, but I think one problem with the idea in the "Hobbit" case would be the time restriction. If they made a 6 part mini-series, the entire film would have to be divided into 6 40-1hr chunks. They would all have to end reasonably. Even if there had to be no cliff hanger, scenes would have to be editted such that they did not end mid-dialogue. For something like the Hobbit, this would not be acceptable. It would lead to a product that is not true to the book. This isn't to say that our viewing experience can't change. But as things are now, it won't work. It might work if all parts are meant for download or "view on demand" TV, where things are likely headed anyway.

    2. Re:I think that this could be a good general trend by syrinx · · Score: 1

      For something like the Hobbit, this would not be acceptable. It would lead to a product that is not true to the book.

      Yes, if only the book was divided up somehow. We could call those divisions "chapters", the way some DVDs do.

      Nah, it'll never happen.

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    3. Re:I think that this could be a good general trend by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Oh man, I was going to suggest each chapter is about episode length, too. You beat me to it :( (By an hour. lol)

      But seriously, they are. I think each of the Rings books could have easily been split like this and had a little more character depth. There was plenty of cliffhanger points, about 1 for each chapter... Oddly enough.

      That's what you get when you have a good writer... The tale transcends the medium. (Wow, that sounded really good.) Any way that you choose to tell the story is possible. Book, movie, tv series, comic book, picture book, whatever.

      I don't see the Star Wars movies making a successful TV series. And I don't see 'new stories' being much better. Each ep would be like Dragon Ball Z where each ep is 2 missed punches (or 1 that connects) and a ton of talking.

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    4. Re:I think that this could be a good general trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A chapter of a book doesn't have to have a strong ending (most don't), because the reader will generally be going right on to the next one. That's not the case with broadcast TV, and isn't even normally true of TV-on-DVD watching (some people do marathons, but AFAIK most do not). A more book-like format would have been a 6-10 hour long film (per episode), which a viewer can dip in and out of like a book.

      Mind you, I would never have watched it. I love the LOTR books but thought the films were too long - I know the story very well already, all I really want from the films is to see the good bits professionally visualised. Cut out all that hanging around in Rivendell and get to the battle scenes!

    5. Re:I think that this could be a good general trend by ar1550 · · Score: 1
      The Lord of The Rings, for example. Could that have worked better as 13 1 hour episodes (on dvd, sans adverts!) or even 24 1 hour episodes?

      24 1-hour episodes? I can see the ads now: Watch as Jack Bauer shoots his way past terrorist orcs to get in to Mordor! Will he be able to get the One Ring into the fires of Mt. Doom before the end of the day, or will Sauran's forces thrawt the CTU's best efforts?

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  11. Re:Ho Hum by minion · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Everyone retires or downgrades their career. Most of us even change gears once or twice. Nothing to see, move along.
     
    Yeah, except he should have quit before Howard the Duck.

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  12. I sense a confusion in the Force... by richdun · · Score: 5, Funny

    'I can make 50-60 two hour movies' that are 'pay-per-view and downloadable.'

    But...

    Notably, he does not plan on distributing movies online, calling online distribution a 'rathole.'"

    I haven't been more confused since, well, about five minutes into Episode 1.

    1. Re:I sense a confusion in the Force... by cens0r · · Score: 1

      He means a system like comcast on demand.

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    2. Re:I sense a confusion in the Force... by b4stard · · Score: 1
      ... he does not plan on distributing movies online ...
      Dear George. We'll distribute them for you. Love, b4stard.
    3. Re:I sense a confusion in the Force... by Stormwatch · · Score: 5, Funny
      I haven't been more confused since, well, about five minutes into Episode 1.
      Which is, as I recall, halfway the scrolling text intro. Right?
    4. Re:I sense a confusion in the Force... by RexRhino · · Score: 2, Informative

      By online, he means the internet. By downloadable, he means digital PVRs and video-on-demand and the like. On my cable box, I can order movies, download them, watch them for 24 hours, then they are deleted.

      While I would not consider downloading a movie on the internet right now (too much hassle, too low quality), I have no problem downloading movies on my cable box as the system is very well developed, efficent, and goes straight to my television.

    5. Re:I sense a confusion in the Force... by Chainsaw76 · · Score: 1

      The Summary is wrong, welcome to Slashdot.

      The summary says:
      "' Notably, he does not plan on distributing movies online, calling online distribution a 'rathole.'"

      the Article says:
      "That doesn't mean Lucasfilm is diving into online distribution, though. "Having had a lot of experience in this area, we're not rushing in," he said. "We're trying to find out exactly where the monetization is coming from. We're not interested in jumping down a rat hole until such time as it finally figures itself out.""

      -Jason

    6. Re:I sense a confusion in the Force... by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 1

      Lisa: "I can't believe 'The Gathering Shadow' was all about senate redistricting."

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    7. Re:I sense a confusion in the Force... by gosand · · Score: 1
      I haven't been more confused since, well, about five minutes into Episode 1.



      Which is, as I recall, halfway the scrolling text intro. Right?


      Phbbt. Don't you have FFWD on your DVD player? I was about 1/4 of the way through the watchable parts in that amount of time. Finally, I can say these words to Mr. Lucas - "Thank you!"

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  13. Wonderful summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Nowhere does it say in TFA that he considers online distribution to be a "rathole." He DOES intend on distributing them online; he just wants to ensure that he has a potential market plan ready before he does so.

    1. Re:Wonderful summary by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      >>> "He DOES intend on distributing them online; he just wants to ensure that he has a potential market plan ready before he does so."

      And by 'potential market-plan' he means 'Robust D . R . M'

  14. Star Wars has run out by us7892 · · Score: 1

    What about the next 3 Star Wars films? He could keep the "machine" moving forward and make three more. We're all tired of the prequels. Get someone else to direct the next three films, and he can spend $200M on each.

    50 TV series! Bring back Firefly! He can spend his money there...and be a silent backer...ok, maybe not.

    1. Re:Star Wars has run out by east+coast · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Disclaimer: I am not a Star Wars fan.

      We're all tired of the prequels.

      Really? My understanding from my Star Wars loving friends was that the prequels could have been fantastic. Going into the fray they were all enthusiastic about the films. But, IMHO, it appears that it was the films themselves that killed their love for SW, not the concept of a prequel.

      Who knows, maybe Lucas' number was up... maybe him time was over. Maybe the older core of SW fans just couldn't relate. There is a thousand things that could have gone wrong. I don't think he was brought down for doing a sequel, I think he was brought down by doing bad films.

      But again, I'm not a Star Wars fan. Doubtlessly some will offset what I've said. But also consider that artists sometimes lose their focus on what once made them great artists too.

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    2. Re:Star Wars has run out by ddusza · · Score: 1

      Firefly Yes! He can even resurrect MST3K, and that wouldn't cost more than $100M for the entire series! Hmmmm, how about "LucasFilms presents Svengoolie!!" (seeing how many Chicagoland readers we have...)

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    3. Re:Star Wars has run out by east+coast · · Score: 1

      He can even resurrect MST3K

      NO! Have him keep his dirty hands off of my beloved Misty. I would rather see her dead and in the grave then to see Lucas have his way with her. Please, Mike Nelson, save us from this insanity!

      I AM IN HELL!

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    4. Re:Star Wars has run out by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Really? My understanding from my Star Wars loving friends was that the prequels could have been fantastic. Going into the fray they were all enthusiastic about the films. But, IMHO, it appears that it was the films themselves that killed their love for SW, not the concept of a prequel.

      Well, the fans were well, morons. They were expecting something new when well they already knew the ending. To me... the prequels were just fine. We got to see the young Darth Vader on some backwater planet, a prodigy in danger of being undiscovered. We got to see events that lead up to the republic... what it was and how it came to be.... and we got a chance to see how the young Darth was lead to the dark side... not born evil but how a strong desire to do the right thing or protect the one you love can have unexpected results. They are enjoyed much in the same way as one enjoys Scott Adams's Dilbert.

      For your money you get some backstory which really lets you wrap your mind around the characters of the first three films.

      I'm not a "big" fan of Starwars, but I enjoyed it, even the prequels to a lesser extent. The remastered editions were something I caught in a buck theater. Pay full price for something I saw decades ago? That's a joke. Same with prequel #2 and #3.

      I don't really enjoy George Lucus though. Back in the 1980s he was strongly anti-vcr. He was a big fan of presenting his material as "art" and protested that the ability to make copies lessens the value of his "art"... yet at the same time flooded the market with cheap action figures. Almost got VCRs banned in America... but once they were available he was perfectly willing to lessen the value of his art, who wouldn't. This issue isn't about the money... he should make money. The issue is him trying to stop what he can't wrap his head around, and right now he doesn't grasp the fact that we are wired, and average joe can download full DVDs off his cable connection faster than you can say get something from "netflix", and your average joe, wouldn't mind paying for it. The premium stations, a slew of them cost $40ish/month. Rentals cost anywhere from $1.00 to $5.00/flick. But we are talking a man who couldn't wrap his head around the idea that people were willing to shell out $50 to $100 for flicks that until that time were only shown in the theater, and in doing so he would make more money, selling something that otherwise wouldn't have been sold.

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    5. Re:Star Wars has run out by Smackintosh · · Score: 1

      Who knows, maybe Lucas' number was up... maybe him time was over. Maybe the older core of SW fans just couldn't relate. There is a thousand things that could have gone wrong. I don't think he was brought down for doing a sequel, I think he was brought down by doing bad films.

      I think you may have hit the nail on the head here with your first and last sentence. Somewhere, somehow, George's ability to tell a real story, hire real actors with chemistry, and most importantly develop characters with depth that the audience cared about was lost. His ability on all these fronts shone in Star Wars, but not one of these abilities was demonstrated in any of the prequels.

      I think he simply lost the passion and diligence necessary for writing a great story and making a great film. He got old, was too successful, and became lazy, in my opinion. The first three films had many great, novel elements that were woven together well. The three prequels had some novel elements, but they were all smashed together in a mess and topped off with some bad acting.

    6. Re:Star Wars has run out by dafz1 · · Score: 1

      It's not that he became lazy or too old, the problem is George Lucas isn't that great of a director(from the actor's point of view), and even worse as a script writer.

      Lucas' direction, as described by many of the actors he's worked with, is limited to "More". He can't help actors tap into feelings, the way that the "Great directors"(Spielberg, Scorcese, Ron Howard, etc.) can. That led to very flat acting, with little emotion, as exampled by New Hope, and the three prequels. Notice the "best films" of the Star Wars saga were directed by someone else(Irving Kerschner for Empire and Richard Marquand for Jedi).

      Compounding the issue is Lucas' inablility to write a script that gives people decent lines to work with. New Hope was completely written by Lucas, and TPM was almost a George-only work as well, but, luckily, a script doctor was brought in to clean it up at the last minute. It is rumored that others helped with the scripts on AoTC and RotS. Again, the screenplays for Empire and Jedi were both written by someone else(Leigh Brackett and Lawrence Kasdan for Empire, and Kasdan for Jedi). The best way to sum up Lucas' scripts is to quote Sir Alec Guiness on why Obi-Wan should be killed off in ANH, "What I didn't tell him was that I just couldn't go on speaking those bloody awful, banal lines."

  15. indy roots? by einolu · · Score: 1

    and not long ago he was saying he was going to make more independant like movies (art films) that he always wanted to... Though it might be interesting to have the rest of Star Wars told in a miniseries/tv show ala Battlestar Galactica (I love that show).

    1. Re:indy roots? by MrTester · · Score: 1

      Do you know why Battlestar Galactica is so good? No Ewoks. No Jar Jar. If Geroge did the new Battlestar Galactica it would still have that damned robot dog and probably lots of Ewoks.

      Im sure his TV show will be GREAT! (If you have trouble reading that last line you may have to wipe some of the sarcasm off)

    2. Re:indy roots? by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1
      Do you know why Battlestar Galactica is so good?
      Tricia Helfer.
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  16. Re:Ho Hum by absinthminded64 · · Score: 1

    Hopefully someone else will downgrade who doesn't think my preferred distribution method is a rathole.

    How long before skymaker ranch is doing remakes of Seinfeld? :)

  17. GL is welcome to forge forward... by electrosoccertux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And lead the way towards producing movies with substance. Last I checked, his most recent blockbusters were anything but character driven. Special effects look cool once or twice, but good scripts and acting make us feel over and over again. That never gets old. _That _ is why I watch movies, and if the movie business wants to stay alive, that's what they're going to have to give us.

    George dug his own grave here, now he's lamenting he has to lie in it. I just hope he realizes it's not too late. There's always room for movies like "Walk the Line" and "Signs". Neither had awesome special effects, but they were still a joy to watch.

    1. Re:GL is welcome to forge forward... by Lemurmania · · Score: 1

      Uh, Signs cost $72 million in production costs alone. Factor in advertising and promotion, and you're looking well over the $100 million mark. Walk the Line, at $28 million production, was a bargain by comparison.

    2. Re:GL is welcome to forge forward... by Brushfireb · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      There's always room for movies like "Walk the Line" and "Signs"

      Um, Signs? Seriously, I was with you until this point. Signs was the beginning of the end for Shyamalan. The plot and characters were amazingly unreal, filled with logic holes, and downright stupid at points. Come on, seriously, aliens that cant handle water?

      Anywho, I agree with your general assessment, just not with your example.

      Movies must continue to inspire, invigorate, explore, empathize to mean much in the long run.

    3. Re:GL is welcome to forge forward... by Kaboom13 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wow, Signs? You think Signs is an example of a great movie? Can I remind you Signs is about an alien invasion of Earth(A planet 75% water, with an atmosphere of water vapor) by Aliens for whom water is deadly? That's kind of like us invading a planet where Acid rains from the skies, the atmosphere is made of nerve gas, and everywhere we look theres giant pools of cyanide. I'm not one to harp on realism in movies, but the entire premise of Signs is retarded. Besides, the budget for Signs was 72 Million, which while not the $200 million blockbuster Lucas is referring to, is still a fairly large budget.

    4. Re:GL is welcome to forge forward... by Bonewalker · · Score: 1

      Oh, come one. Signs wasn't that bad. In fact, it was kind of fun, and I thought M. Knight got some good acting out of Joaquin, the kids, and Mel.

      Plus, you didn't know until the very end that water would play the role it did, so was it not suspenseful for you up until the sudden leap from logic?

    5. Re:GL is welcome to forge forward... by Redrover5545 · · Score: 1
      That's kind of like us invading a planet where Acid rains from the skies, the atmosphere is made of nerve gas, and everywhere we look theres giant pools of cyanide.
      You've never been to Iraq, have you?
    6. Re:GL is welcome to forge forward... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you saw a different version of Star Wars than I did. Talk about retarded. did you stop watching at the point where JarJar first appeared on screen or when it was announced that Aniken was Jesus? Signs had more artistic merit in the first 5 minutes than Lucas has had in all 3 of those FX crap fests called Star Wars I - III. But who makes more money? Lucas. And why is he going to move to TV? More Money. If someone told him he could make more money by projecting black lines on a white picket fence in Muskoka Kt, he would be there in 12 hrs or less. Who cares about artistic vision or target audiences any further than how they might have a special effect on the bottom line. I prefer the art in the cinematic arts of which Lucas knows not nor do anyone who wish to banter about how boring or unrealistic Signs may or may not have been. Shoot, we could argue about how innaccurate Citizen Cane was. We could argue about how that one went bankrupt - twice. We could discuss how highly regarded it is amongst the film community - but something tells me no one here is interested.

      Maybe that's why Jar Jar was so hideous.

    7. Re:GL is welcome to forge forward... by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      I thought Signs was extremely predictable. I could see the whole "return to faith" thing coming a mile away. The water thing was easy to guess once you started to see the inevitable wrap up coming.

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    8. Re:GL is welcome to forge forward... by Bonewalker · · Score: 1

      Um...maybe it's just me, but please name a recent blockbuster that wasn't predictable... Of course the return to faith was easy to see...that isn't the point. Was the movie suspenseful? Was it entertaining?

    9. Re:GL is welcome to forge forward... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention this fiercesome foe got trapped in a cabinet during the movie.
      I almost crapped my pants in fear.

    10. Re:GL is welcome to forge forward... by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      "Um...maybe it's just me, but please name a recent blockbuster that wasn't predictable"

      Fair enough. How about the Sixth Sense? You go to see an M. Knight Shamalayamanansaanan (whatever) film because it is supposed to have a twist that is hard to predict. I'm not saying they aren't predictable, just that he has a reputation for creating twists.
      I enjoyed the first 30 mins or so of Signs. After that it became way to transparent. I will agree that the acting was well done.

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    11. Re:GL is welcome to forge forward... by Bonewalker · · Score: 1

      Ok, good points about an M. Knight film. But, I will admit I didn't see the asthma connection coming...the boy not breathing in the poison, until it was way obvious. You?

    12. Re:GL is welcome to forge forward... by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      As soon as the boy got hit with the poison yes. Before that I knew that there would be a reason for the asthma, a meaning to the wife's dying words, a reason for the water etc - but not the specifics of how it would play out. Just the whole angle of each character's flaw having a reason to exist (God works in mysterious) being the crux of Mel Gibson's character's story arch.
      I'll admit I'm not predisposed to enjoying "return to faith" story lines and the whole concept just turned the movie into a bit of a groaner for me.
      I think the best part was a home movie shown on the news where you get your first glimpse of the aliens. That was pretty cool, like something you'd see on "In Search Of".

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    13. Re:GL is welcome to forge forward... by LardBrattish · · Score: 1
      Oh, come one. Signs wasn't that bad
      Well, I still rate "Signs" as the worst movie I have ever seen. And I've seen "Plan 9 From Outer Space"

      The only way to redeem it would have been to have gone for the "Barry Mackenzie" ending with Mel unzipping his trousers, sucking down a beer & saying "you keep the beer coming & I'll get rid of the aliens for you".

      I mean this alien scout was on earth for a WEEK in a humid part of the world (s)he'd have melted. Remember, no protective gear because of the chamelion thing. Crappy, crappy writing destroyed the movie for me, such a letdown at the end you forget how good anything earlier might have been.

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    14. Re:GL is welcome to forge forward... by pamar · · Score: 1

      About "Signs", here is my personal take on it (contains spoilers) http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=76036&cid=6793 075

      And I think that the idea is at the basis of all his movies. I.e. everyone of his movies is a different take on a different dream.

  18. In version 2.0 of this story.... by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    ...we find out that actually, the movie business is quitting Han So... erm George Lucas.

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    1. Re:In version 2.0 of this story.... by DrWhizBang · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Rus... er, Mos Eisley... whatever - you know where I'm going with this...

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  19. To Quote Monty Python by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And there was much rejoicing.... Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Does retirement mean... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    He'll stop dickering around with whether Han Solo fired first or not? Or coming out with a revised Star Wars DVD box set every few years?

    1. Re:Does retirement mean... by PFI_Optix · · Score: 1

      Up next: his remake of the remake of Battlestar Galactica.

      Now the humans fire first.

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    2. Re:Does retirement mean... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      That's already being done with Caprica. I wouldn't be surprised if some drunken human did shoot a Cylon first (i.e., "Ah, sheriff, the stupid toaster was in my way!") and another Cylon took it personally.

    3. Re:Does retirement mean... by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Or coming out with a revised Star Wars DVD box set every few years?

      That's his pension plan.

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    4. Re:Does retirement mean... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      So he needs a few billion dollars every so many years in retirement?

    5. Re:Does retirement mean... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Robots aren't know for their ability to "take it personally"...(but humans are known for being drunk and/or stupid)

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    6. Re:Does retirement mean... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure "take it personally" will logically translate into:

      Stupid Human + Stupid Cylon Death = Kill All Humans + Have A Nice Day

    7. Re:Does retirement mean... by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Nobody needs that kind of money, although few would say no, let's be honest. But if obsessive fans are prepared to keep shelling out for every new, slightly tweaked re-hash, why should he stop? Its just supply meeting demand (though why the demand exists escapes me. Owning one DVD says "I like the films"; owning every DVD says "I lack a sense of proportion and sorely need a lesson in financial responsibility", so in this regard Lucas is really collecting tuition fees).

      Anyway, its not as though "George Lucas" has ever been a synonym for "artistic integrity".

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  21. Still by Ravenscall · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have a bad feeling about this.

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    1. Re:Still by lbmouse · · Score: 1

      I agree about the bad feeling. I read the post as... Lucas states that for the price of one $200 million feature movie, 'I can make 50-60 two hour Jar-Jar Binks movies'... and for some reason got an instant nose bleed.

  22. He's right about online distribution by DigitalGodBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    He called it "a" rathole, not "that" rathole. And he's right, for the moment.

    Until all the DRM gets solidified (and legal downloadable larger-studio content won't happen without DRM, regardless of what anyone says) and the bandwidth to pull down large files reachs a larger share of the American populace I wouldn't waste my time either.

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    1. Re:He's right about online distribution by deviantphil · · Score: 1

      Until all the DRM gets solidified (and legal downloadable larger-studio content won't happen without DRM, regardless of what anyone says) and the bandwidth to pull down large files reachs a larger share of the American populace I wouldn't waste my time either.

      DRM is a pipe dream that will never happen. I happen to agreen with Bruce Schneier's views on DRM:

      The reason we're seeing this -- and this is going to be the norm for DRM systems -- is that DRM is fundamentally an impossible problem. Making it work at all involves tricks, and breaking DRM is akin to "fixing" the software so the tricks don't work.

    2. Re:He's right about online distribution by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      In other words, when the "rathole" turns into a "rat cage"?

  23. in other news by Wizzerd911 · · Score: 0

    In other news, Bob Barker is still hosting the Price is Right at the old age of 124 years old :-P

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  24. I feel stalked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I run from the movies to TV in order to escape the crap produced by Lucas, and now he's following me there? Crap.

  25. The rathole statement... by thebdj · · Score: 5, Informative

    is truly inflammatory. It is horribly taken out of context, which makes you wonder if the submitter works for mainstream media because they love taking things out of context. The quote goes: We're trying to find out exactly where the monetization is coming from. We're not interested in jumping down a rat hole until such time as it finally figures itself out.

    He is saying, "We do not want to rush into this and have the method we chose to enter the online realm explode on us." Online movie distribution is in its infancy. We have already seen the Wal-Mart/iTunes debacle. He is simply making a methaphorical statement to describe that they are being cautious, but he does not openly say, "Online distribution is a stupid."

    So, this one again proves that you must always RTFA.

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    1. Re:The rathole statement... by eclectro · · Score: 1

      So, in other words, mainstream media is a rathole. I agree. In fact, I like the way the word "rathole" rolls off the tongue so much. that I'm going to call everything "rathole" today. I'm glad he used that word, even if it was taken out of context.

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    2. Re:The rathole statement... by denebian+devil · · Score: 1

      Exactly! I would mod up if I had points. He's using the term "rat hole" to describe online distribution as untested territory. He doesn't think it's bad, and doesn't eliminate the possibility of using it at a later date, he just doesn't want to jump in too early and get burned.

    3. Re:The rathole statement... by deinol · · Score: 1

      So, this one again proves that you must always RTFA.

      Nah, it just proves that you must read the informative comment from somebody that bothers to RTFA.

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    4. Re:The rathole statement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5 years reading slashdot and I still cant say it's shit
      Takes my would be girlfriends less than a glance though

  26. If you can't seem to get it right... by Digitus1337 · · Score: 1

    Quantity has a quality all its own.

  27. A fine rat hole it is... by s31523 · · Score: 1

    'I can make 50-60 two hour movies' that are 'pay-per-view and downloadable.' Notably, he does not plan on distributing movies online, calling online distribution a 'rathole.'"

    Don't worry Mr. Lucas, the guys here at BitTorrent got you covered!

    1. Re:A fine rat hole it is... by DrDitto · · Score: 1

      Don't worry Mr. Lucas, the guys here at BitTorrent got you covered!

      And you wonder why content creators like Lucas call on-line distribution of movies a "rat hole". This is exactly why they want and need DRM technologies.

    2. Re:A fine rat hole it is... by s31523 · · Score: 1

      I am sure you just started a DRM flame-war..

      My pun was not intended to promote the "rat hole". It was intended to point out that so far those who have resisted proper online distribution have suffered the wrath of p2p being rampant. Simply calling the internet a rat-hole and saying "well, I won't participate in that" will do nothing but promote MORE illeagal p2p sharing (assuming the content is worth peoples time). From all the past /. articles, one thing is clear: People will buy content if it is fairly priced, not locked down to an annoying point, and easily available.

    3. Re:A fine rat hole it is... by dk-software-engineer · · Score: 1

      This is exactly why they want and need DRM technologies.
      Or they could just make it easy and cheap. Then I would have no reason at all to pirate it. I would even pay before knowing if I like it (before seing it), just like they want me to.
      The real problem is that people are so used to movies being expensive and inconvenient that they just pirate them out of habbit.

    4. Re:A fine rat hole it is... by DrDitto · · Score: 1

      Or they could just make it easy and cheap. Then I would have no reason at all to pirate it.

      Try leaving a bowl of candy in a public place, like a library or school, and put a sign saying that each piece costs 1-cent (with a collection box secured).

      If its easy to steal, you have no personal connection to the seller, and there is no chance of getting caught, people will steal.

    5. Re:A fine rat hole it is... by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm sure people pirate stuff as a statement. It has nothing to do with wanting free entertainment at all.

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    6. Re:A fine rat hole it is... by s31523 · · Score: 1

      Of course there is an element of getting free shit, nobody is debating that! I never said people download shit to make a statement, I said as general rule, not embracing the technology causes more people to illeaglly share files, for free, and as a corollary, people would PAY for downloads more often if the content was easy to get, not totally DRM'd, and cheap.

    7. Re:A fine rat hole it is... by driftingwalrus · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is, there are a lot of charities that do exactly this. Although stealing no doubt happens, it is in the minority. 90% of people are honest 90% of the time. They have to be, without a generically high level of honesty everything falls apart. When you get a credit card, you trust the company not to put fictional charges on your bill. When you hand that card to the waiter, you trust that he's not writing down the information. Civilization is a delicate construct founded on trust.

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    8. Re:A fine rat hole it is... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Not really - set out five candy machines with top selling candies at a two dollars a piece. Fill a swimming-pool sized area with plastic peanuts and put the same candies in there, along with a bunch of candy-wrappered rocks. You'll get a good number of swimmers,a dn they'll come back time and again.

      Set out the same five candy machines with top selling candies at a 5 cents a piece. Fill that swimming-pool again. You'll get a few first-timers, but most will come back and pay the five cents thereafter. There will always be a hardcore few with nothing else to do but filter through the peanuts and rocks in hopes of getting the type of candy they like. Most will buy your candy.

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    9. Re:A fine rat hole it is... by dk-software-engineer · · Score: 1

      If its easy to steal, you have no personal connection to the seller, and there is no chance of getting caught, people will steal.

      I don't like that you are comparing stealing and pirating, so many people already confuse them. but I get your point.

      There is a hell of a lot of pirating going on right now, and you can't stop it completely. That is not the goal. Therefore it is completely acceptable to have a solution that doesn't make it impossible to copy illegally.

      It's no problem that it is easy to do crime, if it's easier not to. I could easily kill my entire family, but there's no point, so they don't care.

    10. Re:A fine rat hole it is... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Proof for your point: iTunes Music Store is doing very well and is probably even responsible for the decline in piracy as of late.

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    11. Re:A fine rat hole it is... by s31523 · · Score: 1

      Yes, and iTunes annoys people too, and it STILL does well.

      Now if there was a store that had albums say cheap ones (songs only) for like $5-$6 and expensives ones (songs plus album art, maybe some songwriter commentary, lyrics, etc) for like $8-$10 in a music format that could be used by any player without crazy transcoding, I bet that store would do even better.
      Same for movies/videos/TV, hell ABC ( i think ) will let you watch some of their shows online for free. Again, my original pun was merely to point out that mr lucas will only promote more rat hole like behavior by avoiding the technology.

  28. To paraphrase... by Cyrano+de+Maniac · · Score: 1

    For seven years I've felt a great disturbance in the franchise. As if millions of voices cried out with disgust. Then were suddenly silenced.

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  29. Hooray! by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    There is much rejoicing.. Too bad he couldn't have quit three films earlier :p

  30. Somewhat hypocritical by truthsearch · · Score: 1

    Well that's somewhat hypocritical. What Lucas never seems to understand is that part of the charm of Episode IV was its relatively low budget production. Great movies don't need to be made with massive budgets. In fact all of the expensive computer graphics lowered the quality of Episides I-III. Concentrate on what makes a great movie: a great story. He seems to feel there are only 2 choices for movies he'd want to make, huge budget or no movie at all. Well if he only plans on spending a huge budget on any movie then he's already probably going to make something of lesser quality. He should go back to his roots and think about why people loved the first Star Wars movie he created.

  31. A rant about slashdot and how it views movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a cinematography student, and i'm always quite sadenned when reading comments on slashdot about movies and tv.
    Id therefor like to share some of my thoughts on this matter, as someone who will hopefully make his living in the industry.

    One of the things that has always struck me as weird, are the comments that first bash the quality of movies, and then say they should make better movies instead. Well, firstly, if a movie is crap why would you even download it, and secondly, even if you wouldn't pay a sum of money to buy a DVD or see it at a theater, what right does that grant you to download someone elses work and property without permissions to do so?

    There also seem to be quite a few comments on how new distribution channels (mostly perhaps the internet?) and advances in technology so to speak make the current industry irrelevent? Many people seem to think that perhaps a group of individuals are able to make movies on their own. This has ofcourse happened, in Finland for example there are the Star Wreck movies. But truth be told, i find the quality in these movies well below the commercial ones. Making movies costs alot of money, and requires alot of talent. DVCAM/DigiBeta/HD they all are good and cheap formats, but they fall way behind 35mm, and in many cases 16mm film.
    People are quick to say that they want cheap/free movies, but when these are shown to people they start whining about the quality (or perhaps the elusive "film look") not being there. There are also ofcourse other considerations, color correction of for example DVCAM material can be a bit hard with only 256 colors per channel, and most usable and consumer priced editing solutions won't color correct material with better bit depth on colors. Using for example 2K DaVinci color correction station costs alot of money, and there are reasons why these are still used.
    As far as distribution goes, most cinemas today still require film copies of movies. In the future perhaps HD will become more dominant becouse then you can have a digital distribution channel from the start to the end. But at the moment copies shipped to cinemas cost alot of money. I think the prices in Finland are around 2000-3000 per copy. This can be done alot cheaper in many countries, but in large countries as the US there surely are also more copies needed?

    People on slashdot (yes i'm generalising) seem to scream about GPL issues. When a company uses GPL code and doesnt distribute the code all hell breaks loose. But at the same time, taking someone elses "art", be it music or movies, and distributing or copying it in a matter not intended seems to be fine? Now someone will surely post that these are legally not the same things, but in spirit i feel it to be the same. I have a feeling that most posters are simply trying to justify their copying of content that they don't have the proper rights to. If i'd make a short movie, and spent alot of time and money on it, i'd feel that i have the right to choose how it should be distributed. Many coders most likely feel the same way of their code. If i feel that it should not be free, then i think people should honor this, even if they think my movie is "crap" or that it's "information that wants to be free" or that the "law is flawed".

  32. Re:Ho Hum by garcia · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone retires or downgrades thier career.

    Lucas must be someone special as he's done both!

  33. Late breaking news from planet Zort by gevmage · · Score: 1

    Yes, the movie marketplace is glutted with a lot of pseudo-scifi action films. The spectacular success of the first Star Wars trilogy was a large part of that happening.

    It's interesting to hear him say this, and it will be interesting to see if he really means it. However, since I think George's point of view hasn't touched down on earth in a few decades, I dont think what he has to say really has much bearing on reality.

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  34. Tuesday on "Those Hairy Hobbits" by Stanistani · · Score: 4, Funny

    On a very special episode of "Those Hairy Hobbits," Merry and Pippin disclose a long-kept secret relationship.

    1. Re:Tuesday on "Those Hairy Hobbits" by Woldry · · Score: 1

      Hey! Stop plagiarizing! I wrote that slashfic!

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    2. Re:Tuesday on "Those Hairy Hobbits" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Conspiracy De-Pantsed

  35. The drugs and hookers of course. by dnamaners · · Score: 1

    The first $100 Million pays for the movie and the next probably goes right into someones bad habits (or poor business sense).

    And if your very lucky you can make a down payment on the next rehab...

  36. Quantity doesn't mean anything. by Ocular+Magic · · Score: 1

    People want good stories, period. It doesn't matter if you spend $200 million on one piece of crap, or 50-60 pieces of crap, they're still going to be crap. Tell us a good story, and we'll pay you for it.

    1. Re:Quantity doesn't mean anything. by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      In defence of his strategy, the advantage to doing 50 films instead of one is that he can't possibly write them all, and that alone vastly improves the odds of one of them being good.

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  37. Why he really quit by Rhyth · · Score: 1

    Dear Mr Lucas,

    Stop burning my letters and direct my script for the Star Wars Kid movie. Failure to comply with this correspondence will result in your immediate expulsion from life.

    Oh btw you can quit the film industry if you really really want.

  38. Re:Ho Hum by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

    I dunno, Howard the Duck had better acting from Lea Thompson and Jeffrey Jones than anything in Episode 1-3.

    Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

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  39. How about... by ZonkerWilliam · · Score: 1

    He believes American audiences are deserting their movie going habits permanently Hmm, could it because there really isn't many good movies being made? George. George? Ya hear us George? # 1) Don't underestimate your audience, most people who go to movies want more than paper thin characterization. #2) Don't hype a movie just to get people to come, high expectations are seldom matched. Get this right and people will go to the movies...

  40. Let me be the first to say... by Bryansix · · Score: 1

    Thank God! George Lucas really lost his way a while back. Obviously he still hasn't found it. He thinks that a big budget film is all about spending money on special effects and forgets that they story telling part is important too. There was even a Simpson's episode where they made fun of Lucas. Considering he voiced himself, he should have taken a hint. The last few films Lucas did left a lot to be desired because the plot and acting just seemed ho hum. Never mind the fact that making set of movies where people know how it's going to end is dangerous as hell. The only thing I was looking forward to was the possibility of the last three movies being made in the Star Wars series or maybe some of the books that fall in between the timelines being made into movies so those side plots could be explored. Of course Lucas dissapointed. I'm over Lucas. He can live out the rest of his days in a smelly cave for all I care.

  41. Previous Exploits... by mr-mafoo · · Score: 1

    Three words: Howard the Duck

    1. Re:Previous Exploits... by servognome · · Score: 1

      mmmm.... ducks with boobies

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    2. Re:Previous Exploits... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More to the point, Lea Thompson with boobies. (Mmm, drool...)

  42. I for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    think this joke needs to be retired.

  43. 50-60 Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "'I can make 50-60 two hour movies ..."

    First movie - Major Sci-Fi hit, everyone loves it.
    Second movie - Sequel to first movie, different mood, but lots of kudos.
    Third movie - Sequel to second movie, die hards still like it, but things are getting old.
    Fourth movie - First movie rereleased with "enhanced graphics" and "minor" tweaks to the storyline
    ....
    Sixtyith movie - 33rd rerelease of the first movies with even more "enhanced graphics" and still more "minor" tweaks to the storyline.

  44. what a genuis! by FirmWarez · · Score: 1

    More creative comments from the fellow who couldn't recall not recalling owning a droid before...

  45. Good Riddance by Trespass · · Score: 1

    Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.

  46. Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by jchenx · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My wife made an excellent observation the other day. Anyone else notice that TV shows seem to be far better than the movies that have come out recently? Last year, ABC's Lost and Desperate Housewives dazzled many viewers (ourselves included). This year, I've been really impressed by NBC's Heroes and Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. The writing has been quite good, although some may argue that it does degrade over time. Not to mention lots of the great shows on HBO, Showtime, and some of the excellent comedies that have come and gone (Arrested Development comes to mind). And keep in mind that most of these are original shows. TV is in a far better situation than it used to be just a few years ago, when everything had to be a "reality TV show".

    This is in comparison to movies, where it seems like everything is a sequel nowadays, or some book->movie or TV->movie or game->movie port.

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  47. There's a whole website for Lucas Bashing by faust13 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Care to guess what it is?

    Yep, http://www.hanshootsfirst.org/

  48. Cheerio by flickwipe · · Score: 1

    Lucas has already achieved what he wanted.
    He's grown a chin for each Star Wars film

  49. Re:Ho Hum by d3vpsaux · · Score: 3, Funny

    Seinfeld: now with more Banthas!

  50. story line by mortonda · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Lucas states that for the price of one $200 million feature movie, 'I can make 50-60 two hour movies' that are 'pay-per-view and downloadable.'
    ... and yet still have no story line or acting. If I wrote movies that poorly, I'd be afraid to make one too. (Not that I *can* write better, but this is /., where anyone can be a critic)

    Seriously, if the special effect overshadows the story line, you've lost. The first three Star Wars were great, not because of the special effects (which were good at the time) but because of the people. Not computer generated crowds, but real people; Not a fake looking Jar-Jar, but a real actor pulling strings or whatever.

    Peter Jackson did a great job with LotR. There were lots of special effects, to be sure, but most weren't relly all that spectacular. It just that they came in second to the actual story line and acting. Gollum was believable because of Andy Serkis; Jar-Jar just looked fake, as did many other CG characters in Star Wars.
    1. Re:story line by zoeblade · · Score: 1

      The first three Star Wars were great, not because of the special effects (which were good at the time) but because of the people.

      Really? The people weren't acting that well in those films, and I can't blame them seeing as the only direction they ever heard from Geroge Lucas was "faster, more intense!" I suspect the reason those films were so popular was that they combined his ability to show people a foreign world (like he did in THX-1138) with a retelling of the monomyth (as explained in Joseph Campbell's book The Hero With a Thousand Faces).

    2. Re:story line by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Don't forget pretty decent story and dialog in the Empire Strikes Back, which was written by someone other than Lucas.

    3. Re:story line by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Peter Jackson did a great job with LotR. There were lots of special effects, to be sure, but most weren't relly all that spectacular. It just that they came in second to the actual story line and acting. Gollum was believable because of Andy Serkis; Jar-Jar just looked fake, as did many other CG characters in Star Wars.

      But what about the Jar-Jaromir character that almost made it into the Return of the King?

    4. Re:story line by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      Peter Jackson did a great job with LotR. There were lots of special effects, to be sure, but most weren't relly all that spectacular.

      LOTR was good story telling, but I think the effects were pretty darn spectacular. There's one scene in LOTR:FOTR when the perspective pans away and we see a tiny CG fellowship running through Moria. I thought to myself, "Wow, that CG sucks." That's the only time in the whole trilogy I was even conciously aware that I was watching CG at all. How about the Cave Troll? Huge armies of Orcs? The Nazgul and their mounts? Golum? All pretty good, IMHO. Plus all the crap that's small but doesn't bring attention to itself.
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    5. Re:story line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

      Must we read this tiresome bullshit every time Lucas' name gets mentioned? Shut the fuck up already.

    6. Re:story line by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

      Jar-Jar just looked fake, as did many other CG characters in Star Wars.

      Don't blame the prequel trilogy on shoddy special effects. The effects were ground breaking and amazing. Blame it on Lucas not being capable of directing actors and not being able to write a compelling screenplay. Jar Jar's problem wasn't that he looked "fake." It's that he wasn't an in depth character. If he was written with a real personality and real emotions, he's "look" as real as Ewan McGregor in the film. Special Effects are at their peak. The puppets that were pulled by strings back in the 70s didn't look more real. There was no suspension of disbelief that any of those puppets or costumed monsters in the cantina were real alien beings. But when the puppet was given a personality and great dialogue, as in Yoda, he became one of the most popular characters in the series. Even with his limited facial expressions and body movement, he was "real."

      Peter Jackson did a great job with LotR. There were lots of special effects, to be sure, but most weren't relly all that spectacular.

      Yes, those special effects in LotR were spectacular. The visual effects industry went crazy over them. The reason that is is that a good visual effect is one that doesn't appear "all that spectacular." It goes unnoticed, but it enhances the mood and feeling of the shot. Over 80 percent of the shots in the LotR had a CG effect in it. The difference between it and Star Wars though was that the effects were incorporated to enhance the believability of the environment, instead of added for the wow factor.

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    7. Re:story line by PCM2 · · Score: 1
      Gollum was believable because of Andy Serkis; Jar-Jar just looked fake, as did many other CG characters in Star Wars.

      Your analogy is flawed. You assume Gollum was a person and Jar-Jar was just computer generated. In fact, Jackson originally planned to do Gollum as entirely CG (check out his one scene in "Fellowship" to see what that would have looked like) but later changed his mind when he started working with Serkis. Jar-Jar's motion, on the other hand, was always referenced to a real person.

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    8. Re:story line by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1
      The reason that is is that a good visual effect is one that doesn't appear "all that spectacular."


      One great example of this is Forrest Gump. This movie received numerous awards for its special effects (including the 1995 Oscar for visual effects) despite not being known as a special effects movie.
    9. Re:story line by mortonda · · Score: 1
      LOTR was good story telling, but I think the effects were pretty darn spectacular.


      Some effects were not well done, Like Merry and Pippin being carried by Treebeard; but the best effects were ones that didn't look like effects at all, and I agree, those were spectacular (in the fact that I hardly noticed that it was special!). Very few effects in LotR were done for the sake of effects alone, but rather to tell the story. (Legolas getting on the horse in such a stupid manner being one notable exception)

      Maybe the effects in Star Wars wouldn't have been so obtrusive if the storyline was stronger.

      As I think about it, the special effects in the last Matrix movie were quite big, what with all the machines and all, but the suspension of disbelief is so good that one forgets about all the effects. That's good use of effects and writing.
    10. Re:story line by fossa · · Score: 1

      Off-topic semi-frothing rant, but am I the only one who finds old-fashioned abbreviations such as Rings or Fellowship vastly more readable than acronyms such as LOTR or LOTR:FOTR?

    11. Re:story line by Sean+Riordan · · Score: 1

      I would call the LotR effect absolutely spectactular for the very reason that they aren't noticable as effects. Rather than a nice story played to a green screen, it's a fantastic story filmed on location in Middle Earth as it were. The effects provided a non-intrusive and believable backdrop for the story telling.

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    12. Re:story line by dcam · · Score: 1

      Peter Jackson did a great job so long as you don't know the books well. He fundimentally changed the character of the trilogy while maintaining the events. I prefer it the other way around.

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    13. Re:story line by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      Off-topic semi-frothing rant, but am I the only one who finds old-fashioned abbreviations such as Rings or Fellowship vastly more readable than acronyms such as LOTR or LOTR:FOTR?

      IMHO, no.
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    14. Re:story line by mortonda · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know how he changed some characters, Faramir being the most offensive. Still, it was a great movie.

  51. Err, I meant TV > Movies by jchenx · · Score: 1

    Stupid > tag ..

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  52. THX-1138 by plantman-the-womb-st · · Score: 1

    Until he releases the un-edited original THX-1138 on DVD nothing he does is news worthy IMHO.

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  53. How many movies? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
    I can make 50-60 two hour movies . . .

    Are those the originals or does that number include the special editions, extreme special editions, and hyper extreme special editions? [ducks]

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  54. He's probably right by JayBlalock · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Yes, it's easy to make jokes about the Prequels prompting this, except for one little thing - he made buckets of money on them.

    However, it's pretty clear that Hollywood is getting into a self-destructive cycle. Bigger movies, worse scripts, and ever-dropping returns due to too many OTHER forms of entertainment competing for your dollar. Yes, the SW Prequels and the Matrices and LOTR all made money... but in the past 7 years, how many summer mega-movies have bombed terribly? It's a much higher number, and most of them titles we don't even remember a couple years later.

    What he's advocating IS the rational move. And if he can get a few more high-profile directors to join him, he could make a real difference in the industry. (again)

    And it'd be terribly ironic (and Campbellian) that the man who basically invented the summer blockbuster would be the same man to end its death throws.

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    1. Re:He's probably right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's easy to make jokes about the Prequels prompting this, except for one little thing - he made buckets of money on them.
      However, it's pretty clear that Hollywood is getting into a self-destructive cycle. Bigger movies, worse scripts, and ever-dropping returns due to too many OTHER forms of entertainment competing for your dollar. Yes, the SW Prequels and the Matrices and LOTR all made money... but in the past 7 years, how many summer mega-movies have bombed terribly? It's a much higher number, and most of them titles we don't even remember a couple years later.

      What he's advocating IS the rational move. And if he can get a few more high-profile directors to join him, he could make a real difference in the industry. (again)

      And it'd be terribly ironic (and Campbellian) that the man who basically invented the summer blockbuster would be the same man to end its death throws.


      I don't think the problem is, as Lucas stated, that people are giving up on movies all together but more that with how many "Big-Budget Blockbusters" few people are impressed by them anymore. There used to be a time when you'd look forward to the handful of big-budget movies of the year (the Jurassic Park) where there was a focus on getting it right because of how much money was invested into this movie (as compared to what other movies cost); now Hollywood cranks out a big budget movie a month per studio and there is no focus on quality (Stealth comes to mind). I may be wrong but it seems like Hollywood has to go back to its roots and focus on more $20 Million movies that focus on plot and characters and to only produce a handful of big-budget movies when the quality of the script/director is there.

      I only see two outcomes for the movie industry, either Hollywood will come to its senses and start making higher quality low budget movies or Hollywood will go bankrupt and independant film makers will fill the void; which would return things back to how they were because it would take decades to build a reputation to get funding for a $200 Million movie.

    2. Re:He's probably right by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

      Maybe people just don't want big summer blockbusters anymore? So of course it's gonna be risky throwing $200 million into a film and hoping that enough people want to see it. I don't think television is the answer, though. For $200 million, you could make 50 - 60 two hour movies released in theaters. Maybe George just forgot how. I'd rather see 50 Little Miss Sunshines in theaters. Maybe 25 of them will be bad, but that means there will be 25 good movies instead of 1 super big budget bad one.

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    3. Re:He's probably right by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's easy to make jokes about the Prequels prompting this, except for one little thing - he made buckets of money on them.

      Only because they had "Star Wars" in the title, and the brand equity he built up twenty years ago with the original trilogy still counts for a lot.

      Take those films, keep the same scripts, actors, and effects, but change the name of any character named "Skywalker" or "Darth" or "Fett" to something new -- I'd bet that the movies wouldn't even break even at the box office.

    4. Re:He's probably right by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      It's a matter of value for money. Just imagine you're walking into Best Buy (or your big box of choice) with $40. All things being equal, would you be likely to buy:

      A)A TV season box set with 13-24 episodes....

      B)A video game which is likely, depending on your bent, to provide anywhere from 20 to 100 hours of entertainment. (the latter reserved for JRPGs and The Sims...)

      Or C)A couple of recently released Hollywood blockbusters, both in the 2 hour range...?

      Now, if your personal OMG BEST MOVIE EVAR just came out on DVD, then C is probably an OK answer. But otherwise, theatrical films on DVD are one of the WORST value-for-money home entertainment deals out there. Realistically, only CDs provide even less value.

      That's what Lucas is talking about. And the same thing Peter Jackson was talking about a few days ago. There is virtually nothing that movies can do that either TV shows or Video Games cannot do better.

      It might not be a doomed format, but its days of dominance are almost certainly waning.

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    5. Re:He's probably right by teal_ · · Score: 1

      George Lucas is NOT part of Hollywood, he's always pissed them off and done things his own way. The big studios wanted to change all sorts of story elements in A New Hope, he said screw you and started his own studio. The screen actor's guild requires that all the actor's names and all that crap appear BEFORE the start of the movie, during the intro. Notice that Star Wars' credits come at the end (where they should be), Lucas paid all the fines for all the actors and staff as he kept it real. Oh, and btw, he split the profits big time with huge bonuses. And nevermind, too, that his company is up in San Francisco and is huge for the local economy, not in some Singaporian sweatshop and tax shelters. So you player haters just stfu, you jaded too-cool-to-care dumbass elitists too proud to admit you enjoyed the prequels, why did you pay to go see them if you had every intention of ripping them afterwards? The prequels were awesome. Plus people make it sound like he can't direct worth crap, well what about A New Hope? That movie is perfect, and everybody agrees with that, yea?

  55. Quantity (i.e. not quality) by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    He says "I think the secret to the future is quantity," he says, and says "I can make 50-60 two-hour movies" for the $200 million cost of a Star Wars epic.

    Now, it's possible to make good films on a low budget, but I doubt that it's possible to crank them out _quickly._ I have the idea he is not talking about 50-60 "American Graffittis" or 50-60 "Easy Riders" or 50-60 "CSA: Confederate State of Americas" or 50-60 "Wordplays" or even 50-60 "Kukla, Fran and Ollies."

    Somehow I think it will be more like 50-60 "Captain Video and His Video Rangers" or 50-60 "Beverly Hillbillies" or 50-60 made-for-TV "movies." Schlocky junk that scratches the itch in some part of the brain to see shapes moving and hear voices. Junk that is not quite bad enough to motivate you to activate the muscles in the thumb that operate the clicker. Nothing that will stir up emotion... not even the degree of emotion generated by Jar-Jar Binks.

    Will he actually make money at this? I don't know. And I certainly don't care.

  56. Mockery episode 1 by kahei · · Score: 1


    Well, a lot of people have posted some good mockery of Lucas now. But, even though there's enough and it's gotten old, I'm going to come along some time later and post MORE mockery, mockery that's increasingly silly and boring and actually undermines your memories of the original, quite good, mockery.

    And, uh, that was it.

    Seriously, though, I think his remarks only go to show what was obvious anyway -- like much of Hollywood, he doesn't understand that people are more willing to pay for _good_ movies than for tired, conservative, big-budget rehashes. So he looks and sees that the market for T.C.B.B.R.s is weak -- and from that deduces that cinema is dead.

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  57. A Mixed Blessing by bunions · · Score: 1

    > Variety is reporting that George Lucas is getting out of the movie business.

    Hooray!

    > Instead of making major films, Lucasfilm will instead focus on television.

    Crap!

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    1. Re:A Mixed Blessing by MisterBates · · Score: 1

      On /., I think readers would have preferred it this way:

      > Variety is reporting that George Lucas is getting out of the movie business.

      Woo-Hoo!!

      > Instead of making major films, Lucasfilm will instead focus on television.

      D'oh!!

    2. Re:A Mixed Blessing by bunions · · Score: 1

      [foxnews]You make a very adulterous point, Senator.[/foxnews]

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  58. Don't cheer... by CODiNE · · Score: 1

    I sense another Star Wars series coming soon... imagine Episode Two meets Dawson Creek.

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    1. Re:Don't cheer... by onetwentyone · · Score: 1

      But will it guest star New Found Glory? http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/04/27

  59. Agree by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    As crazy and unbelievable as it can get, "24" is still more fun than most action/thrillers to hit theaters these days.

    As for gritty crime drama, "The Shield" pwns all.

    Stuff like Family Guy and Adult Swim and similar shows are orders of magnitude funnier than most "comedy" films.

    And then there's Battlestar and the Stargates, although Darren Aronofsky's "The Fountain" is heading to theaters soon.

    1. Re:Agree by cens0r · · Score: 1

      The sheild has nothing on The Wire which just might be the best television show of all time.

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    2. Re:Agree by twistedcubic · · Score: 1

      Never thought I'd hear this on Slashdot. Last season was AMAZING!

    3. Re:Agree by twosmokes · · Score: 1

      While The Wire is fantastic, it will never fill the void that Deadwood has left in my soul.

    4. Re:Agree by cens0r · · Score: 1

      I like deadwood enough, but the one flaw I find is that it is semi-historical. Since I know a bit of the history, the drama isn't as good. Until of course they kill a character who didn't die in real life, then I might change my tune.

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  60. Re:Ho Hum by franksands · · Score: 1

    I second that completely! I would much rather see sequels to Howard than the prequels fiasco.

  61. FUD, and DRM cannot be solidified by openright · · Score: 1, Insightful

    DVD(effectivly drm free),CDs,cassettes were all profitable without DRM. Copies often help the market.
    Software is/was profitable without effective DRM.
    People will buy online DRM-free content from official sites if it is available. It's quicker and cheaper (timewise) than hunting on questionable sites.

    DRM, by nature cannot be solidified.

    The current DRM model requires that DRM:
      - be secret. This means that there is bound to be many incompatible formats.
      - always changing. because the user is required to be given the decrypting mechanism to play. It is bound to be continuously broken.

  62. Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy! by wuie · · Score: 1

    Notably, he does not plan on distributing movies online, calling online distribution a 'rathole.

    Translation: "Online distribution. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

    1. Re:Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rat hole? Slimy? My home this is!

  63. Sweet! by Abalamahalamatandra · · Score: 1

    When does Wookie Christmas 2 come out? In time for this holiday season? Can't wait!

  64. Why bother making NEW movies... by czehp · · Score: 1

    when you can just keep re-releasing the ones you made 30 years ago multiple times?

  65. If he doesn't make them downloadable... by davidwr · · Score: 1

    If he doesn't make them downloadable, someone else will.

    The Dark Side (MPAA) will attempt to retaliate of course.

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  66. Who is "forcing" him to spend so much money? by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There have been a lot of films even recently that have done quite well with small budgets. One of my favorites is "Lost In Translation" which only cost $14 million, and movies have been done for a lot less than that which are still spectacular. Just because Lucas cannot tell a story without that much money doesn't mean it is impossible.

    1. Re:Who is "forcing" him to spend so much money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Amelie cost only 11,400,000 Euros.

      Amelie is the answer to the question "what could possibly be better than Cinema Paradiso?" I've seen it before, but it's easily one of my all-time favorite movies. Spectacular cinematography. One of those movies that makes you want to put on a pot of coffee and watch it all over again.
    2. Re:Who is "forcing" him to spend so much money? by Durrok · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have no idea why you would like lost in translation so much. There was nothing really going no there. Famous guy goes on business trip, finds hot lady, doesnt sleep with hot lady, and then goes home to his family. Whoo boy let me tell you, I was glued to the screen....

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    3. Re:Who is "forcing" him to spend so much money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the target audience for Lost In Translation was intelligent adults, so I can understand why it befuddled you.

    4. Re:Who is "forcing" him to spend so much money? by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Um, I think you missed the point. To me(and I could be wrong, this is just my own interpretation) it wasn't really a "love" story, it was more a story about self-discovery vis-a-vis the other. Whether the "other" be a completely alien culture in a new land with an unfamiliar language or someone from a different generation. They discovered more about themselves by changing their environments whether they wanted to or not, challenging themselves to do something different, to at least temporarily escape their own identities and be someone new.

      Bob and Charlotte aren't perfect, or even likable, but I think that makes the story more powerful. Even if you have never been to Japan you can empathize with their journey. Not to mention some of the spectacular camera work and music.

      But again, that is my own opinion of the film, feel free to draw your own conclusions.

    5. Re:Who is "forcing" him to spend so much money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, I haven't seen Lost in Translation, but I think you could make an equally glib summary of most movies. Snakes on a plane. A movie with a bunch of reptiles causing distress based around some flimsy plot premise. In the end, some people die, some people live, nobody is particularly wiser. Star Wars. Kid goes on a trip with an old man, learns about a new-age religion, blows up some evil empire spaceship.

    6. Re:Who is "forcing" him to spend so much money? by ccp · · Score: 1

      I have no idea why you would like lost in translation so much

      Yes, you don't. But that's your problem, not his or the movie's.

      Cheers,
      CC

  67. Missing the point again by Megajim · · Score: 1

    A good script costs a lot less than $200M. Maybe moviegoers wouldn't "change their habits" if the movie makers would take the risk of combining honest human emotion and dialogue with science fiction ideas and imagery. Maybe then my fiance wouldn't cringe every time I suggest watching Episode 3.

  68. Re: Smelly Cave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who has been a guest at Skywalker Ranch, let me assure you that his smelly cave is well appointed with a state of the art Art-Deco themed screening theatre (freaking awesome btw), great weather, nice location, huge editing facility, top notch foley stage, and gilded with gold all around. Old George is retiring all the way to the bank. Geek Trivia, the foley work on the Simpsons was done by Skywalker sound, probably at the ranch on that famous foley stage.

  69. Or alternatively... by owlnation · · Score: 1
    Lucas states that for the price of one $200 million feature movie, 'I can make 50-60 two hour movies
    ...or, more talented writers and directors for the mere price of a few hours of TV one can make a really damned good feature SciFi movie - Serenity, for example, and there are others.

    Lucas has way too much money and not enough ideas. The format, be it TV or Features, won't change that.
  70. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by zulater · · Score: 1, Insightful

    yes. sadly some of the better stuff (Dead Like Me) get canceled for stupid reasons.

  71. Coming soon... by CODiNE · · Score: 1

    LOST, on Dagobah.

    Yoda : "Statue inside what this is?" ...

    Yoda : "On cliff stuck Jedi plane Hmmmmm..." ...

    Apologies Jedi Masters... Native language mine Yoda speak not is.

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  72. TV movies by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, yeah, don't let that light sabre hit you on the ass on your way out...

    Seriously, though, I'd love to see more (at one time, at least) gifted directors do this. I've been thinking lately that a lot of series/miniseries on TV I enjoy a lot more than the relatively limited "two hour experience". In a miniseries, they have the luxury of time to develop the characters, etc. Some examples: HBO Deadwood, the A&E "Hornblower" adaptations, hell, the TV series Lost is excellent, which is basically a serial in the guise of a network show.

    Obviously there have been stories that worked well in two hours, but I find I really enjoy the expanded stories afforded by TV. TV and the movies have pretty much achieved parity when it comes to quality.

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  73. You want a telenovela by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

    In Latin America many of the most popular TV shows are never meant to last year after year. They have a story arc that they are going to tell and they are progressing to that particular end. If the show is popular they might add more filler in the middle, if it isn't they might trim it, but it was born in order to die. This is very liberating for the writers because they can kill characters off or have them get married without worrying about the long term consequences for the show, since it is going to end anyhow. Also, there is a new one hour episode every night. I thought that the first season of 24 was a great showcase of how this format could work in the US, but then they had to go and have multiple seasons...

    Anyhow, I've often thought that LotR would have make a very good novela, broadcast once a week for an hour, and intend to last maybe a year, and by that I mean about 50 episodes, not 20.

    1. Re:You want a telenovela by king-manic · · Score: 1

      In Latin America many of the most popular TV shows are never meant to last year after year. They have a story arc that they are going to tell and they are progressing to that particular end. If the show is popular they might add more filler in the middle, if it isn't they might trim it, but it was born in order to die. This is very liberating for the writers because they can kill characters off or have them get married without worrying about the long term consequences for the show, since it is going to end anyhow. Also, there is a new one hour episode every night. I thought that the first season of 24 was a great showcase of how this format could work in the US, but then they had to go and have multiple seasons...

      Anyhow, I've often thought that LotR would have make a very good novela, broadcast once a week for an hour, and intend to last maybe a year, and by that I mean about 50 episodes, not 20.


      that was always the shittiest part of american TV. They have a series go on and on until it sucks then it gets cancelled. Good series should have story arcs and onces finished perhaps leave it at that. Jap shows are liek that often. From cartoons to manga. Limited run with a definite series. they may throw in a sequel prequel but it's a fintie story and I think it works much better then running a series until it gets cancelled.

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  74. Endearing by pkcs11 · · Score: 0

    Wow, this guy really knows how to endear himself to the 20-35 year old techie demographic.
    One could easily say, and support the claim, that his last 3-4 movies emerged from a far smellier, darker place than his aforementioned 'rathole'.

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  75. Saw it coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just take a brief look at all the crap hollywood is turning out these days; remakes, recycled plots, terrible casting...etc. The risk wouldn't be so high if the market wasn't flooded with shit. Every week I look at the movies and think, if I was 13 and wanted to get out of the house I'd see that, but...

    As far as lucas goes; yeah the last 3 Star Wars sucked, but they only sucked to true fans of the Star Wars series, which we wouldn't have had without him.

  76. The cost of making films by zoeblade · · Score: 1

    Me thinks you were part of the problem, Georgie...how much did the last three of your films cost? Yeah.

    It's hard to tell this early, after all he's only released them once so far. Maybe after the 3D versions you'll be able to get a good estimate of how much they cost to make overall.

    1. Re:The cost of making films by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Meesa want subliminal implanta versions!

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  77. Note to OP: Try reading TFA by supabeast! · · Score: 1
    Notably, he does not plan on distributing movies online, calling online distribution a 'rathole.'


    If the OP had the reading comprehension abilities of a fifth-grader, he would not have written that sentence. What TFA actually said:

    That doesn't mean Lucasfilm is diving into online distribution, though. "Having had a lot of experience in this area, we're not rushing in," he said. "We're trying to find out exactly where the monetization is coming from. We're not interested in jumping down a rat hole until such time as it finally figures itself out.


    So Lucas did not say that he won't be distributing online, just that he won't be doing it until there's a settled market in place.
  78. Oblig by pmuessig · · Score: 1

    It's a trap!

  79. I think he has a point by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Movie theaters are only becoming a worse and worse deal, due to constantly-increasing greed from studios who demand more and more money to run a movie, and to the simple fact that the prices are rising faster than the salaries. Salaries haven't kept up with inflation in the US for over a decade. So, as the cost increases, and our ready cash decreases, we have less disposable income. It's $25 tops for a brand spanking new-release DVD, and it's $24 just for three people to go see a movie once. If you have two adults and two children it'll cost you something like $30 to get in, and a good $5 per person for snacks that would cost you maybe $2 per person at home. Not to mention that movie theaters are full of inconsiderate people who I frequently have to say rude things to in theaters to get them to stop being fuckballs. I try to be polite though, for instance "how about a nice tall glass of shut the hell up?"

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  80. didnt he "retire" after the first trilogy? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    After the 1989 release of the third Indiana Jones movie, there was a ten year hiatus in feature films until SWTPM in 1999. (Except for some Indiana Junior TV things) I was under the impression the tremendous advance in CGI, particularly Jurassic Park, stimulated him to do the second trilogy.

    I suspect if a new and improved way of telling stories comes along we'll hear from George again.

  81. It might work by dalmiroy2k · · Score: 1

    Despite his recent directed movies, Lucas is a great executive producer (Remember Indiana Jones). TV mostly sucks this days and I prefer to give Lucas a chance instead of suffering another Fox/E!/MTV reality show/comedy.
    Even if all goes to shit we can always flame his work here on /.

  82. Lucasfilm will instead focus on television. by wiredog · · Score: 1

    I hear he's producing, scriptwriting, and directing, Season 4 of BSG.

    1. Re:Lucasfilm will instead focus on television. by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      In which a favourite human character will be phased out and replaced by a similarly named CGI comic relief called Jarbuck.

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  83. Irony by fm6 · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who sees the irony here? This is the guy who invented expensive, overhyped blockbusters.

    And if he thinks he knows how to make good TV shows, he's deluding himself. (But then, he's good at that.) Until everybody has a 30-inch plasma, TV will be driven by storytelling and acting, not by the whiz-bang thud and blunder Lucas is known for.

    Everybody has a favorite "overrated filmmaker" and Lucas is mine. Even before the prequel fiasco, Lucas had worn out my patience with hackneyed storytelling, childish plots, and an excessive dependence on special effects. He owes his success to two things: he's good at "mining the archetypes" (which is fancy way of saying "rips off old films that most of his audience has never seen") and he's good at satisfying the brainless moviegoer who just wants a cinematic carnival ride.

  84. Re:Ho Hum by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Everyone retires or downgrades thier career. Most of us even change gears once or twice. Nothing to see, move along."

    This means he won't be making more Star Wars movies. You and some former owner of a mod-point have a funny definition of "nothing to see here.

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  85. You must love the duck by michaelmalak · · Score: 1
    Three movies too late.
    I think you forgot one: Howard the Duck (1986).

    Actually, I liked Episode II a lot. See my review. People thought Episode III was about Bush, but Episode II laid it all out more clearly a year before the Iraq war. Episode III was like a latter-day Bond movie -- a non-stop roller coaster formulaicly cobbled together from bits and pieces of all the previous movies -- temporarily sweet, but shallow. Even Episode I has value -- it has the best light sabre duels.

    1. Re:You must love the duck by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I found light sabre duels with no words and no character conflict to be pretty empty.

      Bad kung fu movies have more character conflict that Darth Maul and Mr. Master Jedi.

      That was what was great about the real #1 to #3 and what was so lacking from the new #1 to #3.

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    2. Re:You must love the duck by acvh · · Score: 1

      didn't love the duck, but Lea Thompson was cute as hell.

    3. Re:You must love the duck by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I liked Darth Maul and Palpatine because they helped me keep track of who was good and who was bad. Handsome or beautiful is good, ugly is bad (Anakin had to get fried before he could become properly bad). If you have little horns on your head then you are REALLY bad!

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    4. Re:You must love the duck by Wdomburg · · Score: 1

      I'd take Howard the Duck over Episodes I-III, myself.

    5. Re:You must love the duck by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The lack of dialogue in the Episode I Darth Maul finale is what I loved most about that movie. You didn't need words. The foreshadowing tells you what's about to happen. And, contrary to the majority opinion on the acting, the actors used their body language and facial expressions so well that you know at every point what's going through their minds throughtout the duel. Spare me the melodramatic speeches in a brawl when two guys are just trying to kick each others asses. It worked in the first 3 because there was an emotional connection between the combatants when they had something to say to each other. I think people never give the new 3 enough credit as movies in their own right rather than just an alternative to the original three.

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    6. Re:You must love the duck by RatBastard · · Score: 3, Informative
      Even Episode I has value

      *blink* ... *blink*

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHA

      Value? That movie was unending crap from the first frame to the last. The story was the worst gibberish I've seen outside of a Troma picture (and they are trying to be stupid). All it had was special effects and over-choriographed sword fights. Those do not make a good movie. What those make is eye-candy. Distraction from the fact that there is nothing below the surface.

      The fact of the matter is that Lucas got lucky with Star Wars (the first one). The rest of movies introduced every newer plot holes that invalidated the first film. And the prequals? Garbage.

      Let's take a look at the Lucas track record, shall we?

      1. THX-1138 - Not a great movie. Good ideas. No budget. Kinda boring. But worth seeing.
      2. American Graffiti - His best movie. Based on his life in Fresno, CA.
      3. Star Wars - His most popular movie. Good for its day. Has not aged well, however. (Not a good idea to go ten years between viewings. You start to notice the weak points.)
      4. The 'Star Wars' Holiday Special - A portant of things to come. The horror! The horror!
      5. Empire Strikes Back - Some argue that it's the best of the originals. I disagree due to the contradictions with Star Wars that were introduced. Technically it's better than Star Wars.
      6. Raiders Of The Lost Ark - My favorite of his, and the best movie he made with Spielberg.
      7. Return of The Jedi - Could have been great. Took the easy (and incestiously revolting) way out of the love triangle he setup in Empire. Loses major points for Vader being such a Nancy.
      8. Temple of Doom - Well, he only wrote the story, so he only gets half the demerits for this steaming pile of garbage.
      9. Ewok (anything) - Why does Lucas hate us?
      10. Willow - Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I can't tell who should be more ashamed by this turd, Lucas for writing it or Ron Howard for directing it.
      11. Last Crusade - Not really his movie, but it could have been great. Instead it's just okay.
      12. Episode 1 - The man has lost his mind. Hundreds of millions of dollars for what amounts to a bedtime story he told to his kids. A bucket of vomit splashed across all that was Star Wars.
      13. Episode 2 - For a brief moment there was hope of a good story in there. But just for a moment. It was pissed away on lame dialog, over-done special effects and the worst love story ever written.
      14. Episode 3 - This movie did have one positive thing going for it: after it was done the pain was over. The patient was dead and we can all go home and have punch and pie and try to forget about it.
      You'll note that I left out Howard The Duck and everything else that he was only the producer or executive producer on. all he did with those is write the checks to get them made.
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    7. Re:You must love the duck by Bob-taro · · Score: 1
      I found light sabre duels with no words and no character conflict to be pretty empty. Bad kung fu movies have more character conflict that Darth Maul and Mr. Master Jedi. That was what was great about the real #1 to #3 and what was so lacking from the new #1 to #3.
      I agree. And I thought some of the acting (particularly Annakin and Obi-wan) was just bad. It's pretty bad when the CGI aliens seem more "human" than the main characters.

      I haven't seen the old movies since I was a kid. Maybe they were just as bad, but I was too young to notice.

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    8. Re:You must love the duck by snuf23 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So can you explain to me exactly why they had that stupid timed shield/door thing that prevented Obi Wan from entering the room?
      It pretty much ruined the whole scene for me. Oooooh arbitrary plot device thrown in to create dramatic showdown.

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    9. Re:You must love the duck by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      "I haven't seen the old movies since I was a kid. Maybe they were just as bad, but I was too young to notice."

      No not AS bad by a long shot. They are however, damn goofy. The acting isn't very good either (Harrison Ford should been named Ham Solo). BUT the characters have a lot more life, the plot pacing is excellent and the music scoring is much better than the prequels.
      I really think the original Star Wars would have been in trouble were it not for three actors:

      Alec Guinness
      Peter Cushing
      James Earl Jones' voice

      They are so excellent in comparison to the rest if the cast. It helps you suspend disbelief because you totally believe Obi Wan's conviction, Tarkin's nazi-esque evil and Darth Vader as the ultimate gestapo leader.

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    10. Re:You must love the duck by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      They are solid actors and added gravitus.

      For me the conflict between carrie, mark, and harrison was what made the movies great until the conflict between mark and james developed.

      Even Lando + Harrison was a big source of conflict.

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      I really didnt' see a darn thing on the actors faces and body language in the bad star wars films. Jar Jar was the only character in the entire set of movies that seemed to get viewers and characters to feel an emotion (best scene- when Mr. Master Jedi got irritated at him for spearing fruit with his tongue).

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    11. Re:You must love the duck by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      I have to strongly disagree with two of those. Temple of Doom was good Indy Jones entertainment, even if it was darker and creepier than the other two, and Willow was great fun. Why all the hate for these two?

    12. Re:You must love the duck by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The lack of dialogue in the Episode I Darth Maul finale is what I loved most about that movie. You didn't need words. The foreshadowing tells you what's about to happen.

      8 months of previews plastered every 30 seconds on each and every available media isn't "foreshadowing".

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    13. Re:You must love the duck by inKubus · · Score: 1

      No worse than your use of rehtorical questions to create karma trick.

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    14. Re:You must love the duck by istewart · · Score: 1

      American Graffiti was based on his life in Modesto, CA, not Fresno. Just a small nitpick.

    15. Re:You must love the duck by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Can you explain to me how a light saber works, or how space ships bank in space, or how a missile fired at jet speeds can make a 90 degree turn straight down into a battle station, never hit the vent sides, and initiate the destruction of a something the size of a moon?

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    16. Re:You must love the duck by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1
      You confuse foreshadowing with ads and your inability to distinguish the two. The premise of the whole movie is the teacher being surpassed by the pupil, and all the while the next successor is right behind the student (which sets up the conflict that turns Anakin). This all leads to the finale where the student beats an opponent one-on-one where his master fails. Here is what I mean by foreshadowing, NOT what you gleaned from previews or leaks from SciFi Geek Magazine.
      • Quigon (sp) doesn't sense the trap at the very beginning of the movie while Obi Wan does.
      • Quigon screws up the Vulcan death grip on Jar Jar, which Obi Wan chides him for.
      • Quigon doesn't sense the danger in training Anakin which Obi Wan does.
      • Quigon doesn't heed Yoda's advice to "be mindful of the future" which Obi Wan does.
      • Quigon makes the comment after Anakin says Jedi can't be killed; something like "if only that were true."
      • Quigon's reaction when he senses his own death in the forcefield wall hallway. He drops to his knees in an act of deference to his own fate. That's not the typical reaction of someone involved in a brawl.

      That's what I can remember. Hence the word "foreshadowing" and not "the previews gave away the ending."

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    17. Re:You must love the duck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the FUCK did this personal opinion of a tasteless faggot get moderated +3 Informative?

      Just a few questions asstard:
      (5.) What "contradictions" and why do you hate a MOVIE because of some subtle "contradictions"?
      (7.) No it loses major points because of stupid ewoks, furfag
      (8.) It wasn't that bad, at least not as bad as your taste
      (11.) You have no fucking clue, how can you consider Last Crusade NOT the best Indiana Jones movie ever?
      (12-14) Agreed.

      Now moderate *this* +3 Informative.

  86. we all know which business he is in by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

    He is in the business of squeezing every last dollar out of those original three star wars movies, by releasing and re-releasing all kinds of bastardized versions until even his biggest fans start hating him.

    By the way, Lucas should not complain how expensive movies are, he is mostly to blame for this. His new star wars movies were an example of everything that is wrong about expensive movies. They were completely unimaginitive and boring, and the only thing that made anyone want to see them was the sheer ammount money thrown on the screen (as well as the money spent on advertizing).

    If you make a good movie, people will see it even if it is not super expensive.

  87. Inefficieny is the real rathole by emilyridesabmx · · Score: 1

    If Lucas or anyone else can produce 50 tv movies for the price of one Hollywood blockbuster, that would seem to say that Hollywood is bloated and inefficient in how they get things done. That, not web distro, is the real rathole.

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    1. Re:Inefficieny is the real rathole by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      TV actors generally don't expect to make $50,000,000 for appearing in one two-hour show...

  88. Re:Ho Hum by MindStalker · · Score: 1

    Wow, I had no idea Lucas was involved in that travesty. Apparently he was just the executive producer. Which means he threw some money into the project but had absolutely nothing to do with it otherwise.

  89. He needs two tv series. by kabocox · · Score: 1

    I think LucasFilms needs to try its hand at TV soaps. He needs 2 tv series one fantasy with all the fanstay elements that everyone loves, and atleast one scifi series one of which should be Star Wars. I like Star War's the movies, but after some one pointed out the amount of Star War's books and other Star Wars content that they have, I'm inclined to think that LucasFilms has plenty of material for 2-3 StarWars series. I hope that some one forces Lucas to watch B5 and take their little lessons before doing his own thing. I'm not the only one that would love a 5 season Star Wars arc that has interlocking story arcs.

    I'm hoping that he will avoid the mini-series and too many made for TV specials though I do see where if he wanted to try alot of different things that he could through TV specials. One thought that really is interesting is that I could see Lucas starting a Star Wars TV series and pushing his budget special effects to the limits far more than he thought possible.

    Let's also remember the lesson of Dr. Who. Plot first; special effects second! He should be able to cheaply produce something that both pushs the limits and is fun to watch.

  90. Its hollywood not movies in general that is wrong by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    You don't need to spend $200 million to mae a great movie. Lucas himself proved that in the 70's with the original Star Wars costing like 4 million or something.

    Hollywood have lost sight of the fact that what makes a great movie is not expensive special effects. the movie industry in the US is failing because its dominated by the big hollywood studios, who, just like the 'popular' music industry, continually produce formulaic mindless crap.

    There are lots of excellent movies done on relatively shoestring budgets by independent companies, but they never get into general circulation because the big boys have a monopoly at the theatres.

  91. Obligatory... by mjhacker · · Score: 0

    Nooooooooooo!!!!

  92. Lucas is a Hypocrite! by Luscious868 · · Score: 1

    If he really believed what he said he would be producing new content instead of further milking the Star Wars cow year after year with new "never before seen" editions of the films and new games and merchandise. Successful tent pole pictures and franchises are money magnets and will continue to be for years to come because when they hit, they hit big.

    Lucas may never allow another new Star Wars movie to be made (and I'm skeptical about that in the first place) but if that proves to be the case guess what happens as soon as he kicks the bucket? We'll be getting 7, 8 and 9 with an entire CGI cast.

  93. ObQuote: Monty Python by andphi · · Score: 1

    And there was much rejoicing.

  94. Re:Ho Hum by MindStalker · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually if you RTFA he doesn't say no to online distribution. He just admits he doesn't understand it, "We're trying to find out exactly where the monetization is coming from. We're not interested in jumping down a rat hole until such time as it finally figures itself out."

    More like until he figures it out. Either way, he apparently realizes the distributors (iTunes and whatnot) are making all the money, and not the producers. I'd have to agree with him that at this time online sales of movies aren't making anyone rich (besides iTunes).

  95. Re:Ho Hum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now he can focus on the Jar-Jar Binks TV Movie to show the world how great an actor Jar-Jar is. Perhaps establish that Jar-Jar Talk Show.

    We could all use more of Jar-Jar... NOT!

  96. Movies: too expensive + "the 20" crap at start by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I gave up on movies a long time ago.

    The tickets are too expensive, the food is too expensive, and that crap called "The Twenty" which is a bunch of commericals for coke really pissed me off.

    Not to mention some idiot is always talking on his cell phone during the movie.

  97. Did anyone RTFA? by gorehog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm perusing the comments here on slashdot about this article. And I am not really impressed by the quality of discourse on this subject.

    It seems like a lot of people are busy trying to yell at Lucas for going too heavy on the effects and not writing a good enough story. Let's say this is true, that the story writing was actually bad in the prequels (cant prove it to me though), and that the problem with it was NOT that the actors were shooting most scenes in front of a green screen and having a difficult time reacting (imagine if Dagobah had been all CG instead of an elaborate set in a London soundstage, how silly would Mark Hamill have looked then?)

    What Lucas said about ratholes is linked to his not knowing how to get paid for online distribution. It's a simple enough question if you're a filmmaker, or a musician. "How does the money get from the consumer to me?" He uses a big word...monetization. He's asking how does a producer get paid. Gotta get paid, yo. Until somone can answer that question he feels it's a rathole.

    And yeah, he's looking at the industry's current state and considering how much money and quality the Sopranos, Galactica, Lost, Firefly, Desperate Housewives, and looking back he's looking at Clerks, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction. He's realizing that low budget good stories with high quality actors are the way to go. He's realizing that people will be patient with a good story.

    Just because he called your bitorrent addcition a rathole doesnt mean he's wrong. I'm sure he's so sorry he hurt your feelings.

    1. Re:Did anyone RTFA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we can't convince you that the story-writing was bad in the prequels, can we at least convince you that the dialog was awful and stilted? If not, then I really don't think you're in a position to give advice on what's entertaining...

    2. Re:Did anyone RTFA? by Pinkybum · · Score: 1

      I think you're missing the point. People are criticizing him because the comment seems to be made from ignorance. It is not online distribution that is the "rathole" but the very nature of digital media that is the problem. This society has not adapted yet to the issue of having the delivery mechanism and content reproduction being so cheap and easy. One can just look at the idiocy of Record Companies wrt online distribution and see that, i.e. when will they realize that they should become the information management portals and not really manage the physical distribution anymore - a sort of A&R for the internet?

    3. Re:Did anyone RTFA? by MouseR · · Score: 1

      Just because he called your bitorrent addcition a rathole doesnt mean he's wrong. I'm sure he's so sorry he hurt your feelings.


      I wish I coud say I'm the norm but I know I'm not.

      Yet, from some people, getting bootlegged movies/TV shows is the only possible way to get to see them. And sometimes, that leads to additional revenues.

      Take BSG for example. The miniseries aired on US channels wich I could get on Canada. I absolutely loved it, but season a and 2 only aired on Sci-Fi Network, wich I dont get, even on cable. So, I resorted to the net and torrent sites to watch episodes. I'm 100% guilty. but seeing someone's RIP of a TV show with the station watermark at the bottom still makes the experience somewhat crappy.

      Then I bought the mini series DVD and was amazed at the actual visual quality wich didn't transpire on the network's airing of the mini series.

      Then season 1 came out on DVD and eventually season 2 wich I got on DVD, in full widescreen glory. not high-res but still better than the RIPs I had originally seen.

      So, movie distribution from the net might be a "rat hole" for many people, but either way, that's money BSG people would have never gotten from me. Plus I actually did get the DVDs (season 2.5 is on it's way from an online retailer... damn BSG folks for their confusing season naming scheme and having me buying the same mini series episodes twice! But that's another subject...)

    4. Re:Did anyone RTFA? by gorehog · · Score: 1

      I agree with you 100%, there are people who gain access to material they would otherwise not see without the internet. And in some cases like yourself that download will convert into actual sales. So the net gain for the producers is in the black. In this case.

      I think what Lucas is trying to figure out is the same thing Cartoon Network is trying to do right now, how to use the web to premiere their top shelf stuff and make money initially. It's quite a challenge.

      In the old old days it used to be totally dependent on Nielsen families, which families had a box on their TV. So right off the bat programming used to be dictated by the type of family that would allow someone to put a box on thier TV set. An interesting skew to the data. Advertisers religiously used Nielsen ratings to determine what advertising time was worth.

      It is interesting to note that given x viewers of a show and y production price of a show that no one has ever been willing to say (y/x)+profit=price per viewer. Why not? Why not just...provide TV shows like weekly magazines delivered electronically or on DVD? If a show has a million viewers and costs 250,000 to make an episode then $10 dollars a month should cover it right? That would be $10mil a month for production costs of a million dollars. I heard somewhere that an ep of Firefly was a million dollars. If there are so many Firefly fans out there, millions I heard, why cant they just subscribe for a weekly or monthly delivery? The show would end when people stop ordering it. Unless the ratings are wayyyy off and advertisers have been getting cheated. maybe the thing that kept things like Different Strokes and Cosby on the air was not great TV but inflated ratings prompting vast advertising profits. maybe the producers are genuinely afraid of what happens if they have to ask the people directly for patronage. (BTW: I think I know the real reason for no more Firefly, Fox wont sell the rights)

      It comes down to this, either advertisers are holding the distributors off of direct distribution because they dont want to lose a stage for their adverts, OR distributors and producers think they cant make as much money in a subscription or micropayment enviornment, OR consumers just wont reach into their pockets for the entertainment buck. Good luck divining the truth on this one.

  98. The Upside by lupine_stalker · · Score: 1

    1) With a smaller budget, hopefully we won't get swamped with special effects that really aren't needed for quite a few scenes.
    2) With 50-60 movies instead of 1, it means that Lucas won't have time to write/direct/edit them all, which means that there might be some talented people brought in to produce these new Star Wars ventures.
    3) With 100+ hours of film, maybe we can actually see some of the backstory of some of the more minor characters that have always interested me. There may be hope for the Star Wars saga yet.

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  99. Changing habits? by januth · · Score: 1

    Mr. Lucas and other Hollywood "luminaries" should really try to wrap their heads around the real reason that theaters don't have the same draw that they used to... The. Movies. Suck. The American public has had it with the same inane writing, rehashed story lines, actors who couldn't emote their way out of a paper sack, lame directing, and special effects masquerading as a plot. Observe the market forces at work. Your product sucks, and we're not buying it. Wake up, pay attention, make a movie *worth* seeing. With that said, good riddance George. And by the way, Han shot first!

  100. Re:Ho Hum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Kramer fired first!

  101. Obviously by finkployd · · Score: 1

    He intends to devote his time fully toward releasing new versions of the original Star Wars. Wait until you see who shoots first THIS time.

    Finkployd

  102. By George, I think he's got it! by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    Lucas has singlehandedly solved the 'problem' of illegal pirating of movies, all by himself: Episode 3.

    Make a movie that sucks badly enough, and nobody will pirate it, George.

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  103. Too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad he didn't make that decision before he defiled the Star Wars franchise with the prequils.

  104. Frankly.... by zerosix · · Score: 1

    I think too many people lack respect for Mr. Lucas. Honestly his movies aren't that bad. And in my opinion he really started something with the original Star wars...of course he could never do as well on later ones. But then again I don't think hardcore fans really gave him a chance. George was also involved with Indiana Jones, while he didn't direct he was responsible for the story which was a very good one. And last time I checked writing for film is still in the industry. I'm sad to see him go, I think he still has some good stuff to offer although maybe this move works better for him. In fact for those of you who only know Lucas by Starwars should broaden your horizons.

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  105. Comment about quantity by jcdick1 · · Score: 1

    In the article, Mr. Lucas says that quantity is the future, and that this will be a revolution in the industry. I don't agree. This will actually be a devolution. Hollywood studios, in their "Golden Age" in the first half of the 20th century, used to pump out tons of films with really small budgets with many of them superb films. If they really want to see financial and artistic success, they will absolutely return to this production process, but this would require them to force actors back into the contract system, which to me, wouldn't be a bad thing. Unless Thomas Mapother IV ends up at my local cinema in fifteen different movies a month, in which case, it won't do a thing for the business...

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  106. Thank god by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 2, Funny

    I tagged this "thinkofthechildren".

  107. Thank God! by Mdentari · · Score: 0

    George needs to focus on small things anyways to get back into really finding out what writing is all about again. Small stories, small cast and one on one direction. Make a bunch of those types of stories and try most of all to make a connection with his audience and maybe even a connection back to himself. Luke gazing towards the twin suns on Tatooine longing for something better for himself and wondering if he will ever find it or just rot away the rest of his years just like his Uncle Owen. This is what I'm talking about it. Universal themes that even the average John/Jane can relate to. That was the magic of Star Wars and not the special effects and politics. Movies are about real characters in conflict and when you take away the real you might as well take away the character to. I have hope for George and hope he limits his budget and cast and finds people he has never worked with before on both sides of the camera and gets rid of the yes men and gets back to story telling. Only then....

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  108. Mudhole?! Slimy?! My home this is! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mine! Or I will help you not.

  109. Star Wars was NOT a "low budget production"! by CyberLord+Seven · · Score: 1
    Back in 1977, $20,000,000.00 was high. The average movie back then cost about $7,000,000.00 to make or less. My memory may fail me on the exact figures but they were around those areas. I may be confusing the cost to make Star Wars (yes, Star Wars. What the hell is all this Episode Four shit?) with the cost to make Cattlecar Galatica. It was a LOOOONG time ago. :)

    BTW, The new season of Battlestar Galactica premieres tomorrow night on Sci Fi! :) Check out the webisodes on http://www.scifi.com/ today. They update you on what happened between the two seasons.

    Hmmm. I seem to have digressed. What was I going on about again? Oh, yeah, Star Wars was NOT a "low budget movie". Anyway, who cares. Watch Battlestar Galactica tomorrow night. :)

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  110. Interesting that you say that... by TrisexualPuppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was watching television the other day and had a pretty big revelation. Have you noticed, at least lately, that television shows are a lot better than the movies that have come out recently? Let's think about it for a minute here. Last year, ABC's Lost and Desperate Housewives had 140.3 million viewers. This year, I've been really impressed by NBC's Heroes and Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. The writing has been quite good, although some may argue that it does degrade over time. Not to mention lots of the great shows on HBO, Showtime, and some of the excellent comedies that have come and gone (Arrested Development comes to mind). And keep in mind that most of these are original shows. TV is in a far better situation than it used to be just a few years ago, when everything had to be a "reality TV show".

    This is in comparison to movies, where it seems like everything is a sequel nowadays, or some book->movie or TV->movie or game->movie port.

    Ya get where I'm going?

    1. Re:Interesting that you say that... by james_orr · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I think time constraints have something to do with it. In a movie you have about 2 hours give or take to tell a story. In a TV show you have around 20 a year, assuming you don't get cancelled. This means you can get a lot more in depth than you can in a movie.

      Also production quality on TV shows has risen to the point that it can compete with mid-budget movies. We also seem to see a lot more "movie" actors appearing in television shows as either guests or regular characters.

    2. Re:Interesting that you say that... by lpret · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. I've been saying the same thing. However, here's what I think would be cool. Blur the lines between movies and TV. While TV shows are on break during the summer, make a movie that explores some element of it. Or start off a TV show with a big summer blockbuster. Get people hooked on a movie and then add "and you can watch it all year on ABC..."

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    3. Re:Interesting that you say that... by paralaxcreations · · Score: 2, Informative

      Only problem with that is during that break, the next season is being shot. The writers and directors are cutting the shows down to 45 minutes during the current season. I think there was something on the Lost Season 2 DVD features that said they were finishing the final cut of each episode a day (sometimes 2) before it aired (at least that's the reasoning they gave for playing reruns every other week: the episodes just weren't finished in time). Instead, this year they say the show is taking a hiatus mid-season, and they are doing all of the season 3 part 2 post-work during that time. This should, in theory, give them more time during the airing of season 3 to shoot season 4. However, this isn't often the best idea, as much of television is "alive" in the sense that writers take viewer response to the current season to tweak the following season, so filming while it is still airing is often a bad idea.

      Pretty much for everyone but the actors and grips, a TV series is an overtime, year round job.

    4. Re:Interesting that you say that... by masdog · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. I've been saying the same thing. However, here's what I think would be cool. Blur the lines between movies and TV. While TV shows are on break during the summer, make a movie that explores some element of it. Or start off a TV show with a big summer blockbuster. Get people hooked on a movie and then add "and you can watch it all year on ABC..."

      Wasn't something like this done with the X-Files?

  111. NNNOOOOOO!!! by kurbchekt · · Score: 0

    We want more Jar-Jar!!!

  112. He quit years ago. by dnorman · · Score: 1

    Right after episode VI

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  113. "rathole" == "got me a better deal elsewhere" by boyfaceddog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lucas NEVER does ANYTHING without wieghing the profits first. If he calls internet distribution a rathole, you can bet your house he's signed a mega-million dollar deal with a distribution house. When the Dist. House starts sending his material down the 'Net, you can be sure he'll recant along the lines of "the internet is much more mature now".

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  114. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    I think many series devolve because they become afraid to have the characters grow and change. Since nothing new is happening, all they can do is repeat things

    Well that's not always true...

    Many "light hearted" series (Xena.. Hercules.. come to mind) go "deep" and "dark" after a few seasons.

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  115. Sweet by Brownstar · · Score: 1

    So we can have some more high quality Star Wars television like the The 'Star Wars' Holiday Special.

  116. Thank god! by 0123456 · · Score: 1

    I've been waiting decades for Lucas to make Part 2 of the 'Star Wars Holiday Special'...

  117. George Lucas presents Snow Crash by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1

    Some improvements to make it more "filmable": -Y.T. replaced by talking small furry woodland creature -The middle movie of the trilogy devotes most of its running time to a really-fascinating love story between Hiro and Juanita -References to Enki, religion, glossolalia, etc. removed -Rat Things replaced by small furry woodland creatures

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    1. Re:George Lucas presents Snow Crash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the shocking revelation at the end of ep. 5 that Juanita is Hiro's sister, and L Bob Rife is their father!

  118. Starwars is over thank GOD!! by iOmnicrom · · Score: 1

    Should have stoped after the first one. Must admit, the hairy walking dog was the only thing that gave it any substance.

  119. Re:I for one by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our "tired joke"-retiring overlords!

    Need know star RM pic!

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  120. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by aschoeff · · Score: 1

    Is it just me? I was agreeing with this guy, but then every single one of the shows he listed were awful in my opinion. I mean AWFUL and not worth watching whatsoever.

    I like: 24, The Wire, The Shield, Venture Bros, Prison Break, The Office, Stargate (both), Battlestar Galactica, The Dead Zone, Blade the Series, Weeds, My Name is Earl, and some of the Law & Orders, some of the CSI's, but not CSI Miami, that sucks worst of all.

    Just my opinion, but it was striking to me how diametrically opposed our preferences were. Deperate Housewives???

  121. Get with the times by SnapperHead · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hollywood needs to wake up. Yes, people are losing interest in movies for a long list of reasons.

    1) Expensive. Not just the ticket cost, but the cost of food is unbearable now.
    2) Less on story, more on special effects. Don't get me wrong, I really love special effects. But, there are a ton of movies with nothing BUT special effects, the plot is just trash.
    3) Cell phones in movies really drive me nuts.
    4) People who won't STFU in movies are worse. I can't tell you the last time I went to a movie and DIDN'T have some jack off yelling, laughing with his friends, standing up, etc. The movie theaters don't do jack about it these days also.
    5) I am not amused about going to a movie, and hainvg to sit through 2 coke commericals, 4 car commericals, 2 fandago commericals, 1 about the snack bar, 1 about not using your cell, 2 commericals about the internet being evil and then, we finally get to the previews. The previews are my favorite part of the movie experience. Now, I am so annoyed by this point I can't even enjoy them.
    6) Movie studios are tossing out good movies, and replacing it with quick easy to make movies that can line their pockets with quick green cash.
    7) The bathrooms are like the bathrooms in Grand Central station. You don't wanna use them.

    Looking at all the above, I can very well see why people want to download movies (legal or illegal). Personally, I would rather wait till I can buy the DVD, or download it from iTunes or what not. I have a very extensive DVD collection of well over 500 DVDs. In the past 5 years, I think I have seen 8 movies in the theater vs the few hundred DVDs I have purchased.

    Hollywood now reminds me of what the postoffice was crying about when E-Mail first started to become popular. Then will learn to adapt, or be crushed and put out of business along the way.

    Ok, so now that that is out of the way. On to George Lucas quiting the movie business. Good, its time. I enjoyed the last Star Wars, he should leave now while he made a good movie. If he tries to stay around, things will go down hill very fast. Steven Spielberg is a good example of this, that bastard should have quit a long time ago. His movies now are trash.

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    1. Re:Get with the times by Beefslaya · · Score: 1

      Where's my mod points!
      Too late, I already posted here..
      Here, Here!
      I agree totally...(ok with the exception of Spielberg, he has a known patter of CRAP CRAP WOAH! CRAP CRAP WOAH!)

      Thanks George for the good Star Wars flicks (Minus episode 1 and 2)...maybe you could make a cool assed Sci-Fi series.

      PLEASE don't base it on Star Wars.

    2. Re:Get with the times by turbofisk · · Score: 1

      Steven Spielberg is a good example? What the hell are you talking about?

      Since Saving Private Ryan he has put out loads of movies that were hits. My favorites that comes to mind are:

      Catch me if you can
      The Terminal
      Munich
      Band of Brothers
      Memoirs of a Geisha

      Take it back! :)

    3. Re:Get with the times by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 1

      I think I have to agree with the grandfather post; I just "watched" War of the Worlds again.

      By "watched" I mean I flipped through to the tripod scenes, muted the little girl, and watched some special features.

      I swear, the special features had a more interesting and involving story. Better players, too.

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    4. Re:Get with the times by can'tthinkofagoodnic · · Score: 1

      How many movie theaters are in your town? If I drive 30 minutes, I can get to about 12 movie theaters, so they have to compete with each other. As such, I've never had a problem with dirty bathrooms--most of the theaters are very very clean. However, 1-7 still apply. 1) When I got a student discount on movies in college, and they were $5.50 each, I went to tens if not hundreds of them. Now I go maybe once every two months. I still see lots of movies I want to see, but it's harder to talk friends into going, and their reason is that $8.50 is too much to pay when they can buy it later for the cost of 2 tickets. 2) I think this is bound to happen. Witness how the huge blockbuster movies (King Kong) just aren't doing as well as they expect, while there are always a few surprise hits. A few more $200 million bombs and I think we'll see the risk takers less willing to cough up the cash. 3) Ushers. Movies need ushers. 4) I haven't had many problems with this. 5) The commercials are annoying but at least they're not in the middle of the movie. Just wait... 6) Eh. You're presuming that "good" and "popular" are opposites. I don't understand why this is true. 7) Like I said, never been an issue for me.

    5. Re:Get with the times by brendanoconnor · · Score: 1

      While I have certainly see all of these particular items on your list indeed happen, for the most part I do not deal with most of that and I go to the movies often enough (once a month or more if better movies are out).

      1) Expensive. Not just the ticket cost, but the cost of food is unbearable now.
      This is definitly true, I cannot dispute that.
      2) Less on story, more on special effects. Don't get me wrong, I really love special effects. But, there are a ton of movies with nothing BUT special effects, the plot is just trash.
      This is true, but no one is making you go to these specific movies. The last few movies I have seen were not special effects movies at all.
      3) Cell phones in movies really drive me nuts.
      Maybe it is because I go to the movies in the middle of the day as opposed to after 6pm, but I cannot remember the last time someone's cell phone went off. I tend to go to movies when most of the theatre is empty though.
      4) People who won't STFU in movies are worse. I can't tell you the last time I went to a movie and DIDN'T have some jack off yelling, laughing with his friends, standing up, etc. The movie theaters don't do jack about it these days also.
      Same as the last bullet. I rarely have to deal with a bunch of people talking through a movie.
      5) I am not amused about going to a movie, and hainvg to sit through 2 coke commericals, 4 car commericals, 2 fandago commericals, 1 about the snack bar, 1 about not using your cell, 2 commericals about the internet being evil and then, we finally get to the previews. The previews are my favorite part of the movie experience. Now, I am so annoyed by this point I can't even enjoy them.
      This is entirely true and I hate it with a passion as well. Your completely dead on in this regard.
      6) Movie studios are tossing out good movies, and replacing it with quick easy to make movies that can line their pockets with quick green cash.
      This just confuses me. Maybe because I have a wide venue of theatres to visit, but I always get to see the specific movies that appeal to me. Maybe this is a problem where only one or two theatres exist.
      7) The bathrooms are like the bathrooms in Grand Central station. You don't wanna use them.
      You definitly visit the wrong theatres then because the two theatres I go to typically have clean bathrooms. Are they spotless, no, but they are pretty damn good for public bathrooms.

      With all that said, I enjoy going to see a movie with a friend as I treat is as a nice way to get out of the house and see a movie on a big screen with better sound then I have at home. I go for the movie as much as just doing something that is not at home. Maybe the movie going experience is just not what you really want?

    6. Re:Get with the times by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      6) Movie studios are tossing out good movies, and replacing it with quick easy to make movies that can line their pockets with quick green cash.

      I hate to be the to break this to you, but: the studios have always done this. Its not new, or recent - but dates back nearly the beginning of the movie industry. (And they stole it from the publishing industry - who likely pinched it from the (performance) theatre crowd.)
    7. Re:Get with the times by 500HP · · Score: 1

      Bravo. Also, I think we should consider disposable time for entertainment and home theaters. I have kids, a job, a wife, etc. I have zero time to invest on the weekends for movies. Then, considering these movies are rehashes I certainly won't waste valuable time on them. Secondly, there is an explosion of home theaters and "large televisions" in this country. Those are large budget items that likely reduce the budget for entertainment like movies. And, as mentioned above, if I can sit in my basement home theater with my family or just my wife without any outside interfence and watch a movie with cheap popcorn, why woulndn't I do it? Plus...I can always pause for a bathroom break. And...I can watch a movie at home in a shorter time that I can at Regal.

    8. Re:Get with the times by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Actually... I dont think even saving private ryan was good, the beginning half hour excellent, and then it went into the usual Spielberg artificial teardrop drama. I always have the feeling Spielberg made only two movies. A rehash of jaws, action with almost no story, and his artificial teardrop dramas, which normally means lousy story without action or moderate action, most characters being utterly unbelievable. The first half hour of saving private Ryian was really the exception to the rule, while the rest of private Ryian and war of the worlds was the rule to the rule...

    9. Re:Get with the times by myth24601 · · Score: 1

      "7) The bathrooms are like the bathrooms in Grand Central station. You don't wanna use them."

      What kind of theater are you visiting? Did you see Peewee there?

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    10. Re:Get with the times by 0xA · · Score: 1
      1) Expensive. Not just the ticket cost, but the cost of food is unbearable now.

      The first movie I remember seeing as a little kid was Empire and I also remember my mom bringing bags of popcorn from home with us. I don't know if that was widely allowed at the time or not but I also rember being about 17 and having to throw out my g/f's doggy bag from dinner because the left over taco salad was "too greasy and would mess up the seats". So that's one change and I think a pretty bad one. I don't know if this is me getting picky as I get older or not but when I went to a movie a few weeks ago I was not just annoyed at the cost of my bag of popcorn but at the fact that it was bloody awful. If you're going to charge $5 for a bag of popcorn try and make sure that it isn't a soggy lump of half popped kernels, it was terrible.

    11. Re:Get with the times by ccp · · Score: 1

      I always have the feeling Spielberg made only two movies. A rehash of jaws, action with almost no story, and his artificial teardrop dramas, which normally means lousy story without action or moderate action, most characters being utterly unbelievable.

      And, in fact, even Jaws was a rehash of his pretty good first little movie, Duel.

      IMHO, Spielberg made just two good movies, Duel and Jaws. The rest is exactly as you have noted. Pretty images, but drivel. Downhill all the way.

      Cheers,
      CC

  122. As Vader Would Say... by borawjm · · Score: 1


    "YYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!"

  123. Re:Ho Hum by cashman73 · · Score: 1
    Oh great! Now we're going to see Howard the Duck, the TV Series, on UPN!

    **sarcasm** I can hardly wait! **sarcasm off/**

  124. Re:I for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Controlsa. Altsa. Deletesa.

  125. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

    YES, That pissed me off to no end. That was a damn good show! Damn Showtime

    That and they cancelled Carnivale which was just starting to get good too. Damn HBO.

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  126. Sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just keep telling yourself that.

  127. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by $1uck · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who was thoroughly unimpressed with Heroes? I realize one must suspend disbelief for scifi (its the hallmark of the genre), but when it comes to the characters and what motivates them I expect some realism. The invulnerable cheerleader, her character makes absolutely no sense... she's worried she'll be branded as a freak and yet goes out her way to film herself doing plain freakish things. Thats just pisspoor character development. The guy who has a brother running for political office runs into his HQ and starts babbling that he thinks he can fly... seriously? They didn't try to hint he was retarded ever. Would anyone behave that way? As for Lost I'm not sure how I feel anymore... it has me up and down thinking its good then thinking it sucks. I'll probably watch all of this season anyway. I just finished watching "Dead Like Me" of course I became a fan after hearing it was cancelled, but at least there were two seasons instead of just one.

  128. This coming from.. by x1n933k · · Score: 1
    As a gentleman who helped create the block buster movie business (indirectly as it may be at the beginning) and then had the balls to create 3 movies written towards a market of children in order to make huge gains with toys, backpacks, lunch boxes and other non-sense. This doesn't include his other movies from the 80s which were much of the same. Poor movies built to sell toys.


    He hasn't been a part of the movie business since 'A new Hope'. His Empire of companies aids the industry of today. So he'll continue to draw a paycheck and any credit he had as a great film maker in my opinion is gone. He really did 'sell out'.

    But that's just my opinion.

    [J]

  129. Are you forgetting Jaws? by CyberLord+Seven · · Score: 4, Insightful
    George Lucas did NOT invent the summer blockbuster. Steven Spielberg did with Jaws in the summer of 1975. Hollywood was dying up to that point with films like "A Bridge Too Far" and that "Barry Lyndon" or whatever it was called movie with lots of big name stars and huge budgets. The only movies that were making money up to that time were the "Blaxploitation" movies and other low-budget films.

    Those of us who lived through those times might remember when directors were critisized for spending too much money on their films as that was seen as a sign that too much emphasis was being placed on sets, stars, and other things besides the story. I remember Steven Spielberg being interviewed on Dick Cavett. When asked about the budget for his upcoming movie (ET: The Extraterrestrial), he was reluctant to talk about it because he feared some complaints and he gave the humorous example of using a multi-colored bedspread and being critisized for production values that were too high.

    What George Lucas did give us was the dreaded sequel. Give him credit for that, but don't rob Steven Spielberg of credit for the summer blockbuster. Jaws had people waiting in lines around the block and dwarfed even "The Godfather". It was an impressive accomplishment.

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    1. Re:Are you forgetting Jaws? by crabpeople · · Score: 1
      "Hollywood was dying up to that point with films like "A Bridge Too Far" and that "Barry Lyndon" or whatever it was called movie"

      If I ever meet you in real life I would beat you for hours on end.. Barry Lyndon was possibly the best kubrick movie ever made. It was also the best period piece I have ever seen. The lengths that kubrick went to to perserve authenticity, lighting all interior nighttime shots with candles which required a special lense from nasa - and you call it "dying" and "whatever that was called"? And to top it off, the movie you perfered was JAWS from that no talent hack spielbergo???!?!
      Hollywood should be so lucky to create ONE film EVER AGAIN like Barry Lyndon. A Bridge Too Far was also very well done but I'm not even going to waste my time on an uncouth lout such as yourself.
      You are an insult to humanity and all culture. Do not ever comment on movies again.

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    2. Re:Are you forgetting Jaws? by rockabilly · · Score: 1

      Is that you Grandpa?

    3. Re:Are you forgetting Jaws? by aeryn_sunn · · Score: 1

      "A Bridge Too Far" came out in 1977, so I do not think it proves your point.... A better crappy movie to point out is "A French Connection", which really sucked... of course, "Godfather I" came out in '72 and "Godfather II" came out in '74, both great movies, along with "Patton" which came out in '70... so, really, I don't think you have a point at all that movies were crappy and did not make money prior to 1975...

      Futhermore, your theory ignores other things going on in the world, such as the oil embargo, the Vietnam War, Disco, and Watergate, that could have had an impact on movie going in the early seventies...but, by all means, the premise that movies prior to Jaws were crap, is simply not true...

    4. Re:Are you forgetting Jaws? by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Ahem Barry Lyndon still is one of the best movies ever made, it was close to perfection, the best Cubrik ever... Sorry to say that but jaws was pure utter junk compared to Barry Lyndon and still is.

    5. Re:Are you forgetting Jaws? by PCM2 · · Score: 1
      Hollywood should be so lucky to create ONE film EVER AGAIN like Barry Lyndon.

      I dunno, man. I really enjoy Barry Lyndon, but Master and Commander might have it beat.

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    6. Re:Are you forgetting Jaws? by moterizer · · Score: 1

      "What George Lucas did give us was the dreaded sequel. Give him credit for that..."

      Definitely do NOT five George Lucas credit for inventing the sequel! Godfather II ('74), Jaws II ('78) certainly preceded SW V ('80), just to name a couple. But of course we could go on and on: Crosby & Hope's Road Trips, Laurel & Hardy's endless adventures, Long John Silver's Return to Treasure Island(!), heck, even The New Testament.

    7. Re:Are you forgetting Jaws? by Generic+Guy · · Score: 1

      Um, not jump in the middle of a fight... but I think you are proving his point. Using "special NASA lenses" and carefully set up candle-lit shots are too expensive for what you get at out at the end!

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    8. Re:Are you forgetting Jaws? by ccp · · Score: 1

      Barry Lyndon was possibly the best kubrick movie ever made.

      Well, I'm a huge Kubrick fan, but Barry Lyndon is the second worst movie he made.
      I think we all agree which was the worst.

      Cheers,
      CC

  130. Confusing Headlines As Usual by wolff000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Lucas states that for the price of one $200 million feature movie, 'I can make 50-60 two hour movies' that are 'pay-per-view and downloadable.'" What in that statement makes people think no more movies? Lucas did not say he was quitting the movie business he said he was pretty much cutting out theaters. He is right to do so. The theater experience is not what it used to be and costs have skyrocketed. What middle income family can afford 100 bucks for the movies every weekend? Assuming its a typical family of four tickets alone cost an average 35-40 bucks. When you throw in drinks, popcorn, candy and parking your at 100 or more. Hopefully we won't see too many rehashes of old work but some new and original stuff. I'm sure he is still capable of brilliant work.

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    1. Re:Confusing Headlines As Usual by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      A family typically spends around $50 for a trip to the movies. How many times do you see a family with kids in tow going to the theater late at night. who would want to put up with all those teenagers. Teenagers pay full price, families pay a fraction of that. They take matinee showings and kids tickets are discounted at every normal theater. Also kids don't eat or drink as much as a teenager. 1 tub of popcorn for 4 people is normal, versus 1 tub and some candy and maybe a hotdog for each person when you're dealing with teenagers.

      If you were going to a theater with 6-7 teenagers in the evening, then yes. it would cost $100.

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    2. Re:Confusing Headlines As Usual by wolff000 · · Score: 1

      That depends on what part of the country you are in. While I was visiting friends in Mississippi I found theaters to be very very cheap, an average ticket costing a mere 7 dollars for an adult. On the other hand typical theater tickets in Boston, Mass are about 10 and children are 7. The Boston price I found is about average across the country. So counting 34 dollars for tickets another another 10 to park and your at 45. Now drinks candy and pop corn, drinks for a small are about 2 bucks and a large at 3.50 so another 11.50 for drinks. Candy is about 2 bucks a box and each kid will want at least one box for themselves and the parents will probably share something, at least the Dad will most likely get something so there's another 6 and popcorn is another 5. I suppose I was a little over but 67.50 is still pretty high for a family on a tight budget. When you consider the average consumer is overwieght and eats to much you can almost double the food costs. Parking for 10 in Boston is also a damn good price you could easily pay twice that and most large cities are about the same. I will adjust my original statemenet and say 65 to 100 is average and as you stated when the kids get older it gets a lot worse.

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  131. I look forward to his TV productions. by stinkyweezelteets · · Score: 1, Funny

    All the repeats will be 20% new content.

  132. Good ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After those three crapholes that were Star Wars #1, 2, & 3, and esp. after dreaming of Jar Jar Bniks, he should get out of the movie making business, because, sadly, he's lost it anyway.

  133. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by ZooDog · · Score: 1

    I read an article about how "The Nine", which premiered last night after "Lost", was actually a movie treatment before the creators decided to make it a TV series. It will be interesting to see if this trend continues.

  134. Scary thought by Headcase88 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'll bet there'll be a new version that shows Vader killing the Jedi of the Jedi Temple only in self-defence (somehow??*), prompting people to wear "Vader killed them in cold blood" shirts and demanding a vintage release straight from the original DVDs.

    At this point Lucas (100 years old) claims he can't find any working DVDs, but he has the blu-ray edition and sells it for a ridiculous price.

    *There's probably a better example of something that could equate with Han shooting Greedo first in the new trilogy, but I never watched the new trilogy very intently, for obvious reasons (it sucked).

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    1. Re:Scary thought by acvh · · Score: 1

      "There's probably a better example of something that could equate with Han shooting Greedo first in the new trilogy"

      I just watched Star Wars for the first time in a while (my daughter was finally ready). Han didn't "shoot first", he fired the ONLY shot.

      And I don't think there are any moments like that for him to change in the last three movies, because they were crafted in such a way that none of the characters actually possessed a personality, they were just props, like so many talking light sabers.

    2. Re:Scary thought by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      If Han was really supposed to have shot in cold blood in the originals Greedo wouldn't've been armed.

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  135. Re:I for one by Zenaku · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, joke retires YOU!

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  136. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by KevDude · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree the quality of many new shows is very high, but tv series almost never have a satisfactory conclusion. They either get cancelled premeturely before they can be wrapped up properly, or they get such high ratings that the networks insist they get dragged out forever... the worst example being the X-Files. I fear Lost is heading that way too.

    I'm really surprised that no one is taking on the one season as a 16-22 hour movie format. I would think this would finally be an opportunity to make a movie with the depth of a good novel.

    To be good though, it needs a decent, well thought out conclusion.

  137. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..Studio 60..

    Yeah, I caught the first episode of that ....

    So the premise is, a Hollywood writer/producer team, timingly out of work for 18 months, conviently gets offerred jobs at a TV studio, a disgusting business in their eyes, to fill in for an anchor who went all 'Network' on live TV and started blasting his producers, America, television, etc...

    Just to get this straight, its a TV show, about a TV studio, that makes TV Shows.

    This, my friends, is the DEATH OF TV CREATIVITY. Like Hollywood, TV Entertainment has now hit rock bottom. Turn off your TV, put down your remote, pick up a book, log on to the Internet, or go jogging, cause there is NOTHING, aside from The Daily Show and Colbert Report, that is left worth watching. And FYI, those are the only 2 News shows I watch on TV. Yes, I consider THOSE News shows. I don't care to watch the propoganda on CNN/FOX/MSN...

    Here endeth the lesson......

  138. Somebody else will have to write it by Animats · · Score: 1

    Lucas is really a production designer who also writes and directs. He's a great production designer, but a terrible writer. If he makes a $20 million movie, someone else had better write it.

    Sometimes, in acting classes, students are tortured by making them do a staged reading from a Lucas movie. Without all the special effects and an industrial-strength symphony orchestra, it falls flat.

    Lucas is really the world's leading second unit director.

    "Second Unit - To hell with dialogue, let's blow up something."

  139. I don't blame the guy one bit . . . by mmell · · Score: 2, Insightful
    First - lots of people plunked down their hard-earned to see this guy's work, especially since "Star Wars, Episode IV - A New Hope". I see a lot of people here unhappy with the Star Wars franchise, but hey - what did you expect? "Star Wars, Episode IV - A New Hope" was a virtually plotless hunk of drivel, and exactly what I went to the theater to see. Not an epic saga, not thought-provoking drama, not comedy - I wanted a really cool light show so that I could suspend disbelief.

    Second - While the "Silver Screen" and its smaller relative "The Tube" have some differences (format, resolution, audio quality and the overall environment), they are essentially the same thing - moving pictures with speech. Now, in terms of cost to produce product, quality of product, ease of delivery to target audience . . . "The Tube" wins hands-down, especially with the coming implementation of digital transmission, HDTV, etc.

    FInally - Mr. Lucas has shown great savvy in the past, demonstrating that he has an excellent grasp of the nature of his profession (his fame and bankbook are adequate proof of this assertion, I think). I've heard of George Lucas - the same cannot be said of his many critics here. There's a point in there somewhere: disinterring it is left as an exercise for the reader. I don't believe he would have his current ambivalence toward internet distribution of his work if there were a clear path for him to profitably ply his trade there.

    1. Re:I don't blame the guy one bit . . . by dch24 · · Score: 1

      I am bedazzled with your grandiloquent verbiage.

  140. Re:I for one by khallow · · Score: 1

    This joke has gone long past retirement. It's now dead but not buried. The chubby-faced necromancers keep animating it and giggling as it attack villagers and small pets.

  141. why the 50x cost differential? by whitroth · · Score: 1

    So why is it that it costs about 50 times to make a "movie" as it does for a TV show? How much is special effects, and how much for actors, and since it's the same companies who make TV shows and movies, where is all the rest going?

    Where's a real cost analysis (and where do the folks who pushed the DMCA come into this)?

              mark

  142. This is news? by stonefry · · Score: 1

    I thought he got out of the movie business in 1999. Welcome to the 21st century /.

  143. $350 million by C_Kode · · Score: 1

    He just spent $350 million a year ago on a new headquarters in the Presidio area of San Francisco. It has 865,000 square feet as a data center for render farm, file servers and storage systems. Thats a ton of money and equipment for doing cheap side films...

    1. Re:$350 million by rk · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that though Lucasfilm may not be making any more movies, other movie makers hire out Lucasfilm for technical and special effects expertise.

  144. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    I don't know about that. Several years ago, the movies were really starting to disappoint me, but this year and the end of last really came out with a lot of good (and in the case of this year, promising) films. If not necessarily IMDB "8 out of 10" films, then most certainly entertaining films none the less. Hollywood seems to be figuring out how to create movies which are entertaining for all ages and genders - again, like they used to. I'm thinking of stuff like the Pirates of the Carribean films.

    As for television? Well, let's just say I've historically not watched much of anything, except for Law and Order and L&O:SVU, and only then on rare occasions. Now? Well, for the last three weeks I've been religiously watching Jericho, as I did Lost. Both are/were great shows, but unfortunately due to how they string you along with each episode, they can only last so long before they start getting either "crazy" as Lost did, or become soap-opera-like. Fortunately, I think Jericho has the ability to maintain this 'string you along' attitude indefinately due to the situation into which the characters are thrust.

    As for Lucas, I think he's doomed as a TV producer. He's just a shitty director and writer. I hope he's only involved in the production side of things - then maybe they'll have a chance. He's always been fortunate, except for the second Trilogy, to be arround talented people who fix his problems for him. Maybe his luck will return.

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  145. not that george lucas reads /. by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    the online distribution method, currently exists as a grass-roots movement.
    apple is the only company willing to participate, and only because it sells hardware for them.
    the market should be consumer-driven the way every economics professor describes it.
    but when you have the industry buying laws and terrorizing citizens, you can't help but see a rathole.
    The slow push of broadband is a result of the media cartel and their "bandwidth breeds piracy" mentality.
    bandwidth could breed business if they ever unstuck their collective head from their collective ass long enough to fill the gap in content distribution.
    Maybe George Lucas wouldn't have to spend 200 million on a special effects film if they could stop spending so much on promotion of these movies.
    Consumers want what they want. It's clear that we want an uncrippled DVD quality movie that we can buy over the internet, and watch on anything we own and even burn it to DVD.
    But the media cartel wants to control how we use their product. it is a product isn't it? copyrights don't protect products do they?
    A new congress of the American People needs to enact new laws regarding digital content. The existing laws aren't applied appropriately.
    Don't think for a second that this move by lucas isn't directly related to the internet.
    Movies are no longer a sound investment for him. The ROI would improve if the promotion budget were cut to a quarter of what it currently is.
    They would be a sound investment if he set the trend for online distribution.
    There is so much money to be made. The media cartel just refuses to compromise on DRM.
    Content is culture. Culture is shared. Content is business. Business is the market. The market dictates the culture. Culture dictates the market. Culture dictates the market. Culture dictates the market.

    The media cartel is trying to hold onto its despotic business model by any means necessary.

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  146. it's about time! by not+a+cylon · · Score: 0

    I was wondering when he'd get back to his roots http://www.bluntproductions.com/extras/starwars/st arwars.htm

    (Now I gotta go check YouTube and see if someone has uploaded this gem. Ah, memories.)

  147. Article Summary by MarkGriz · · Score: 4, Funny
    * Mr. Lucas laments that today's big-budget franchise films are too expensive and too risky.
    * He believes American audiences are deserting their movie going habits permanently.
    * Lucas states that for the price of one $200 million feature movie, 'I can make 50-60 two hour movies' that are 'pay-per-view and downloadable.'
    * Notably, he does not plan on distributing movies online, calling online distribution a 'rathole.'

    And in summary... "Screw you guys, I'm going home"
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  148. Not distributing online? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hehe, nobody doesn't distribute online. You either distribute online voluntarily (and make some money) or involuntarily (and don't). Of course, you could make your money by suing schoolchildren, but why not cut out the middleman lawyers and do the smart thing by giving people what they want?

  149. Tryin' to Grow a Chin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey! I'm only fourteen
    Sickly 'n' thin
    Tried all of my life
    Just to grow me a chin
    It popped out once
    But my dad pushed it in
    Why did he hurt me?
    He's my next of kin ...
    He's a mex-i-kin
    I'm lonely'n' green;
    Too small for my shirt
    If Simmons was here
    I could feature my hurt
    Scared of the future
    Hope I don't grow
    I know nobody likes me
    'Cause everywhere I go
    They say NO
    They say NO
    They say NO

    Now I am older
    Got a place in the town, babe
    Got a chin on my shoulder
    'N' it keeps growing down 'n' down 'n' down
    I'm horny 'n' lonely
    'N' I wish I was dead
    Why am I livin'?
    I wanna be dead instead
    That's right, I said
    I wanna be dead instead
    Now dig this:
    I wanna be dead
    In bed
    Please kill me
    'Cause that would thrill me
    I wanna be dead
    In bed
    Please kill me
    'Cause that would thrill me

    Thanks,
    FZ

  150. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by sulfur_lad · · Score: 1

    Agreed, good observations! TV was in serious need of a revamp, reality was a temporary distraction at best. With the shows you're mentioning, it's getting a lot better. I just hope they don't do what some shows do (The Simpsons???) and go on forever long past the time when any creativity is in it (a danger in prison break... how long can they keep them running?). It's hard to get the formula right. There's something to be said for short-runs (Cowboy Bebop, shows don't HAVE to go on forever), but death before its time is also a shame (Firefly). Shows like 24 are interesting too. Yes, one central character pretty much, but a completely different story arch every season. All in all, yes: it's getting a lot better and I won't be going to see "the grudge 2".

  151. Eh... by Evro · · Score: 1

    He's only out of it until he decides to come back. /yawn

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  152. you're forgetting sound by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    You're forgetting the sound - primarily the music. Music is what makes or breaks a film. It can make a mediocre film good, a boring film epic, a great film bad, a sad film scary, or a scary film funny. Music can completely alter one's perception of the filmed material, emotionally and even intellectually.

    For instance, look at the (arguably) best composer in the 2nd half of the 20th Century, John Williams. Let's look at some of the greatest films, and indeed the greatest Trilogies of all time: Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Jaws, Superman, Jurrasic Park, Harry Potter - and a couple others I can't immediately think of. Then, if you look at the single, non-sequeled films he's composed for, the picture becomes much more full: Schindler's List, Saving Private Ryan, Far and Away, Amistad, JFK, The Patriot, War of the Worlds... all very successful, popular, or well-done films, largely on their own merit sans-music, but not without the influence of the music itslef.

    If you doubt me, look at the Star Wars special features (ie 'the making of' stuff). They've got some scenes sans music, just with some camp "laser" special effects. It's difficult to watch without imagining John William's soundtrack playing in the background, and the cheezy sound affects help. Now imagine the whole film wiht some cheezy late-70s disco or something like that - which, IIRC, was what Lucas was originally going ot have. Good movie worthy of a sequel? I think not.

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    1. Re:you're forgetting sound by mortonda · · Score: 1
      You're forgetting the sound - primarily the music


      heh, no, I just left it out. The music is actually my favorite part. I don't think Star Wars would have been anything without John Williams.

      One of my favorite CD's is a collection of movie soundtracks by John Williams.
  153. Finally! by SilverJets · · Score: 1

    After those theatrical abortions he called movies (Star Wars I, II, and III) and the bastardization of IV and V I say, "Good riddance!"

  154. Re:Ho Hum by inca34 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm not sure why people think the iTunes Music Store makes Apple any money at all. Most of the money goes to whoever licenses the music. Apple provides the service to A) sell hardware (iPods with ~40% profit per unit, iTV?, mini?) and B) prove the feasibility and gain acceptance for digital distribution. Here are two of the big reasons for why the content from the iTMS has such low margins for Apple. They have the means and the motivation.

    Motivation: As with all new products, Apple wanted iTMS to become popular and accepted. For any new technology to successfuly enter a market or create a new market, price and perceived quality are usually the most important factors. A cheaper better mouse trap with a pinch of good marketing will usually do well. Therefore Apple has an incentive to keep price as low as they can go.

    Means: It is CHEAP to distribute digitally. Therefore Apple CAN sell for cheaper than the legacy content distribution moguls.

    Note as evidence for at least the movies and TV episodes the recent Walmart vs. Apple articles, the articles usually contain some analysis that shows Apple undercutting Walmart's prices even though Walmart is selling new release DVDs at a loss! Trust me when I say that if anyone sells for less than Walmart (even if the products are not exactly the same), their profit margin is minimal. Then for music, even though this is not the greatest source, it's just one article of many that tell about the pennies made per song purchase on iTMS.

  155. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    I've not seen it, and I wasn't too impressed with the premise. However, my wife saw an episode and she said she was horrified how gore-filled the show was. Just grotesque stuff like heads being rotated around backwards - things you'd find in a horror movie - and on prime time television, none the less. That's pretty sick and wrong, in my opinion.

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  156. good by Saturninus · · Score: 0

    good, he sucks!

  157. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by kwerle · · Score: 1

    24

    But you're right - it would be nice if there were more series that had the vision to stick to a beginning, middle, and ending. I would think that audiences would dig that. They seem to with 24, anyway...

  158. Nobody is forcing him by Pinkybum · · Score: 1

    to spend $200 million on a movie. If you want lots of effects and star name actors then spend it. However, movies can be made cheaper and still be entertaining. So if George wants to get into the "story" more than the "action" then so be it but I don't know why he is complaining apart from stating the obvious.

  159. Re:Ho Hum by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

    My boss is looking into releasing some videos to iTunes and he said it is very favorable to the producers and not iTunes. He said the cut is 70% to us. Sounds like a great deal for a place with high traffic.

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  160. Whoops by LiquidEdge · · Score: 1

    I guess no one told him that his movies already ARE freely downloadable...

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  161. That is a bad analogy. by CyberLord+Seven · · Score: 1

    Most people would assume the candy to be poisoned or otherwise tampered with. I'm not saying you're wrong, just that you need to use another analogy. Especially with the Spinach debacle so fresh on everyone's mind.

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  162. What about the rumored Indiana Jones movie? by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

    Now that you mention it, it might be best not to taint it, but to leave the lingering aftertaste with The Last Crusade

  163. Stay Tuned by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    But then you'll miss the Star Wars Christmas Special!

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  164. Re:Ho Hum by MouseR · · Score: 1

    He just financed the movie. It's not like he played a role in any part of it.

    Though I suspect the duck costume is one of the rejected Ewoks' appearance costume.

    So be glad he chose the Trebbles looks rather than the quacky character.

  165. Re:Ho Hum by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your faith in George Lucas is your greatest weakness. He has long served the Dark Side. Look at your lunchboxes and action figures. Are they the work of a master filmaker? Don't you feel the hate swelling inside you?

    I see you looking the the Episode I-VI: Special Edition Anamorphic DVD Edition in the limited edition Jar Jar binks shaped titanium collectors box on Amazon. Take out your Return of the Jedi credit card and buy it!

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  166. He heard... by Seanasy · · Score: 1

    "George Lucas, movies are irrelevant."

    when they were really saying

    "George Lucas movies are irrelevant."

  167. To each his own ... by jchenx · · Score: 1

    The wonderful thing about TV and especially the introduction of cable, is that there's a lot more variety now. Funny thing how most of the shows you mentioned, I don't care about at all. (I've had my fill of cop shows, thankyouvermuch)

    As for Desperate Housewives, it's something my wife started watching when there was a lot of attention to it last year. I naturally caught some episodes in the background, and have to admit that it's quite the comedy at times. And yes, it's very much like your typical soap opera, only much better for some unquantifiable reason. I suspect there might a lot of other husbands, like me, that got sucked into the show and don't want to admit it. (Or maybe I'm just strange)

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  168. Uh oh by Tarlus · · Score: 1
    I think we all know what this means...

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2005/20050427l. jpg

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  169. No More Possible Jar-Jars? by tashanna · · Score: 1

    Meesa gonna miss Georgie. Reely!

    - Tash

  170. American Graffiti? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's a difference between what someone CAN do and what someone CHOOSES to do.

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  171. Please MOD THIS UP! by CyberLord+Seven · · Score: 1

    I just used my last mod-point. Otherwise I would do it myself.

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  172. It's for the best. by Whoah · · Score: 1

    I love the man for Star Wars, but he's the director equivalent of Christopher Lambert - The quality of his end product can be directly negatively correlated with how involved he was in its production, e.g. the 2nd (5th) and 6th (3rd)installments of the Star Wars saga were handed over to professional screen writers and were far superior to anything else he's made. As far as the rathole comment, it's not surprising coming from a person who leans on the special effects crutch like a literary amputee. Adieu to you, George.

  173. Re:Ho Hum by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1

    to put it in the words of the venerable Skywalker: NOOOOOOOO000000oooooooooooooo.............

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  174. Re:Ho Hum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She took my eggs.

  175. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by rolfwind · · Score: 1

    That stagnancy was built into many shows because a gimmick was the bait to watch a show. For instance, Gilligan's Island or I Dream of Jeanie.

    I Dream of Jeanie died in the rating after Jeannie and the Captain were married, even though it represented character development. This type of thing happened often enough that characters avoided changing the show because they learned not to mess with a successful formula - that's why relatively recent shows like Married with Children and Cheers are essentially the same thing week after week.

    Some may scoff at these as old time and simpleton shows, but are things like CSI or House any less formulaic? It seems that the main Dr. in house always has a dying patient, with some never-before-seen-case or incurable disease, a few twists, and saves him in the end of the day, 99% of the time. A little bit of background allowing character development/drama is thrown in, as well as a few subplots.

    I would even say South Park does this to an extent but they are better off as the creators/writers feel no need to keep any real longterm continuity.

  176. Interesting points by mattr · · Score: 1
    I was thinking, "and this coming from the guy who said he could do a blockbuster in $40m using digital filmmaking." But I looked for a source, and found a couple of interesting bits see below. Personally I'm involved in both software and film and noted that some smaller films in Japan are being released first on DVD and then only in theaters if they sell well. Seems supported by Lucas. I think part of it is having gotten Star Wars out of his system he's doing something different.

    But mostly I'm interested in seeing long interesting universes being built over many episodes, I hate it how great books/series that if rendered directly to film would require days on end of projection, tend to get mashed down into a couple hours. Maybe he can fund lots of creative people to make cool stuff and get them started on their own careers. Anything besides redoing Star Wars over and over again for new generations and media formats! Only good can come of it. Recently I looked into digital distribution.. I heard there are about 20 theaters in Japan and 60 in korea (I may have forgotten the numbers exactly) with high def, you deliver prints by inserting a hard disk and turning a key. More theaters like that will be cool. Um, that and waiting for led displays on the other walls and ceiling, pretty please George? :)

    From last November. Lucas explains how theater divisions haven't made money for several years, it is a loss leader for DVD. And DVD will be replaced by an iTunes like app. Article

    Lucas notes it costs 1/6 to make a digital print.. and for big movies a non-digital print is $20-30m. Article

    I'm curious if slashdotters would pay for a streaming or downloadable movie as opposed to a DVD and what would be reasonable to them in terms of payment method and price. I'm considering releasing some video and movies in U.S. and elsewhere and am curious about whether there is a market.

  177. Didn't he say he would do DVD either? by Frostclaw · · Score: 1

    "Notably, he does not plan on distributing movies online, calling online distribution a 'rathole.'" And he also said he'd never release the original trilogy on DVD. And now he has... in various different incarnations.

  178. That's No Moon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To heck with George Lucas! For all I care, he can get brent! He must be joshing if he thinks that getting out of the business makes him even-steven for that whole prequel debacle. Besides, when is the last time he won a best picture award? He couldn't even win a tony.

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  179. Good riddance by ^_^x · · Score: 1

    Today George Lucas, tomorrow, Uwe Boll...
    Maybe one day the theatres will be safe for moviegoers once again!

    My biggest gripe though isn't that they're putting out movies that aren't worth $5, it's that they're charging $15-20 to go see them, and you don't even get a DVD for that price!

  180. Embarrass Your Kids by fuzznutz · · Score: 1
    1) Expensive

    Every time I take my kids to the movies I always make it a point to embarrass them about the cost. My son always begs me, "Please dad, not this time...", but I always do it anyway.

    When they give me the bill, I always say, "But I didn't want to buy it. I only wanted to watch it."
  181. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 1

    Just wanted to 2nd the mention of "Venture Bros". This may be one of the funniest shows on TV.

    For those not familiar: imagine a hybrid of the old "Tick" cartoon with "Johnny Quest", played late at night, marketed to potheads.

    Need I say more?

  182. Methaphorical distribution by Fallen+Mongoose · · Score: 1

    I am always extremely cautious when looking for new ways to distribute any kind of meth.

  183. He owes us! by Actual+Reality · · Score: 0

    Lucas owes us 7, 8 and 9. How can he in good conscience quit before delivering movies that we have waited a lifetime for. The whole notion that Star Wars 7, 8, and 9 won't make money is pretty ludicrous. AR

    1. Re:He owes us! by neminem · · Score: 1

      Do you really want to see a 7-9 written and directed by the person who gave us episodes 1-3? Cause I sure don't. Get a good scriptwriter in, have them adapt the Thrawn trilogy, and be done with it already! I, for one, am quite happy to see Lucas sticking to the budget his recent movies actually deserve (i.e. not very much of one).

    2. Re:He owes us! by Actual+Reality · · Score: 0

      I personally liked 1 2 and 3. I was also a fanatic about the original series. Frankly, I would like to see him finish what he started. Star Wars is all "Lucas" and anything less just wouldn't measure up in my opinion. AR

  184. Re:I for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our chubby-faced-necromancers-who-keep-animating-dead- jokes-and-giggle-as-they-attack-villagers-and-smal l-pets overlords.

  185. Moo by Chacham · · Score: 1

    Someone needs to rewrite history, and have Lucas make this decision *before* he remastered Episode 1.

  186. The TRUTH hurts, doesn't it. :) by CyberLord+Seven · · Score: 1
    Barry Lyndon was crap. Deal with it. It cost way too much money and was NOT intersting. The box-office receipts (or lack of) will confirm what I have stated.

    BTW, nowhere in my post did I say whether I liked or disliked any of the movies. I was making a point about summer blockbusters and their origins.

    Anyway, since I got such a rise out of you with my comments I thought I would make another. This time I will call "Fried Green Tomatoes" a piece of unadulturated shit. I'm picking on "Fried Green Tomatoes" simply because I think it's something you would like. :)

    Oh, yeah, for the post below yours: yes, I am your Grand father. Not only that, but I'm one of the few who remember that at one point when George Lucas was writing Star Wars he was "inspired" by "True Grit" and made Luke Skywalker a girl.

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  187. Rathole by slidersv · · Score: 1

    Notably, he does not plan on distributing movies online, calling online distribution a 'rathole.'"
    GRR... It's like closing the door and hiding in a dark room, trying to believe whatever you want to believe.
    Well, you can stay in your 'rathole', Mr. Lucas, while we will be left with only one choice how to watch your releases on out home entertainment systems, that are not connected to any broadcast channels.

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  188. OT: where does Lost film? by freeweed · · Score: 1

    They do most of the back-story and interiors in LA, and they end up flying people back and forth.

    Just watching the extras on the season 2 DVDs last week, and they mentioned that practically ALL shooting on Lost is done in Hawaii. The scenes of Charlie in England? Shot in Hawaii. Apparently it took a hell of a long time trying to find anything remotely "English" architecture-wise on the islands. Also, the lack of right-hand drive cars caused them some trouble - so they created entire outdoor sets with every sign written backwards, then flipped the film so that everything looked OK.

    I was rather amazed. Even the scenes from Iraq were supposedly shot in Hawaii. I got the impression that they fly everyone out to the islands for a week at a time for ALL filming. Still very expensive.

    Now imagine how the scriptwriters have been forbidden to try any outdoor winter scenes in the flashbacks :)

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    1. Re:OT: where does Lost film? by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I just assumed they were done in LA, where it's cheaper, but I guess nothing is cheap in LA, either. But it sure is easy to find actors there, as well as prop makers/costumers/camera equipment/etc.

      I'm from the DC/Baltimore area. "Homicide" was shot entirely in B'more, but West Wing was done mostly in LA, with just the occasional exterior done here. Nonetheless, I see a LOT of resumes cross my desk from people who have done acting work on both series (largely as extras, of course.)

    2. Re:OT: where does Lost film? by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      "I got the impression that they fly everyone out to the islands for a week at a time for ALL filming."

      Uh, at least during filming the principal actors live out here in Hawaii. They're regularly seen out at the local clubs and of course being busted for DUI.
      You see them on location shoots sometime as well. They shot part of an episode across the street from where I work.

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    3. Re:OT: where does Lost film? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most of the shooting is on Oahu's N shore by Haleiwa.

  189. No 7, 8, or 9? by Chouonsoku · · Score: 1

    Variety is reporting that George Lucas is getting out of the movie business. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  190. Re:Ho Hum by MindStalker · · Score: 1

    HAHA I got insightful and informative and I was WRONG. Man you mods suck! :)

  191. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by jackbird · · Score: 1
    It seems that the main Dr. in house always has a dying patient, with some never-before-seen-case or incurable disease, a few twists, and saves him in the end of the day, 99% of the time.

    It's worse than that. The patient always crashes at :15, :30, and :45 in each episode, and may or may not crash a fourth time at the conclusion. You can set your watch by it.

  192. All together now ... by xihr · · Score: 1

    Thank. God.

  193. Re:Ho Hum by franksands · · Score: 1

    You mean on CW. In case you don't know, UPN merged with WB Chanel

  194. Wrong! Wrongwrongwrong! by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    And I can prove it.

    Ladies and gentlemen, Exhibit 1. Mansquito.

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  195. Another Star Wars Christmas special? by Snowtide · · Score: 1
    Maybe he will make another Star Wars Christmas Special. We all know how well turned out. :)
    shudder

    And if online distribution is a rathole, then sign me up with the rats. I live in a college town in the midwest, online distribution, facebook groups and other internet tools are the only way some local bands are getting the word out at all besides flyers and word of mouth. I am an uncool, unhip, middle-aged guy, but even I can see that online tools can be useful for selling and distributing content in some situations.

    The rat known as Snowtide. Any spelling or grammatical errors are deliberate traps for the grammar police.

  196. I was not trying to say that ALL big budget movies by CyberLord+Seven · · Score: 1
    ...failed. Just that there was a perception, and a LOT of critism of big budget movies during that entire time period.

    I actually LIKED "The French Connection". A better Gene Hackman movie from the 70s was (no, not "Superman") "The Conversation". "The Conversation" was directed by "Godfather" director Francis Ford Coppolla and was well recieved, though it did not make as much money. :) "The Conversation" is playing periodically on The Independant Film Channel. It also stars some guy named Harrison Ford, and some chick who would go on to star in some crappy sit-com, spun off from another sit-com based on life in the US circa the 1950s. :)

    Also, I would NEVER state that "movies prior to Jaws were crap". That would leave out excellent movies such as 2001: A Space Odyssey, one of my all-time favorite movies. HD Net movies premiered a High Definition version of 2001 over the summer. If you have access I strongly suggest you try to catch a repeat.

    In short, my original point is that the "summer blockbuster" was started by Steven Spielberg with "Jaws". There were SOME successful big budget movies prior to Jaws, but not ALL of them were released in the summer. It was AFTER "Jaws" that studios started saving large budget movies for summer release instead of releasing them during the Thanksgiving holidays or other periods during the year.

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  197. Waiting for the shakedown by Kelson · · Score: 1
    "We're not interested in jumping down a rat hole until such time as it finally figures itself out."

    In other words, he sees online distribution as the wave of the future, but for once they plan to wait for other people to work out the kinks in the model.

    At first glance, this seems odd, since Lucasfilm has traditionally been early adopters and innovators, technologically. ILM has been inventing new SFX techniques since the original Star Wars. Then there's THX sound, or the digital "filming" and projection they did on Attack of the Clones. But when you think about it, it's been with cinema technology that they've pushed the envelope. Holding off on online distribution isn't a tech decision, it's a business decision.

  198. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

    Sorry to say that but the golden country for tv shows currently seems to be the UK, recent stuff like green wing, coupling, the new dr. who, ultraviolet (the series not the junk movie) and probably a bunch of other stuff I have yet to discover comes as close to quality television as it can get. Britain sometimes has a period where they produce top quality content which never make it over the pond neither to mainland europe nor to the US, and currently it seems to be again in such a period.

  199. According to some, by jpellino · · Score: 1

    George Lucas has been out of the movie making business for some time now.

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  200. I disagree. I think a "point" was missed in here. by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

    We're using the word "blockbuster" and I really don't think that word conveys the original posters meaning. I know for an absolute fact that there were "blockbusters" prior to Jaws. Obviously Gone With The Wind was a blockbuster of a movie and it dated back to the 1930's. There have always been a few blockbusters in almost every year.

      His comment about Jaws was more about how that movie was more than that. it was the first film I recall being almost like a ride. It was like the first of it's kind. Seeing it was less of a going to the movies experience and more like going on a roller coaster or walking into a haunted house. It was something of an event. Star Wars of course took this to a whole new level and in my opinion Die Hard did the same thing years later. Jaws was the first of it's kind though. It was the dawn of the "Action/Special Effects Era Blockbuster"

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  201. You know what they say - by mmell · · Score: 1

    If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance . . .

  202. Eh? by NNland · · Score: 1

    It's about damn time. The only movies he has written, directed, and/or produced that I would ever watch a second time are limited to the original SW trilogy, Indiana Jones, Willow, and perhaps Labyrinth. Basically everything else he has ever done has been crap. Nevermind his holier-than-thou attitude when it comes to dealing with people (so say various associates who have worked for Lucasarts).

    On the upside to his retirement, at least we won't get anymore date-rapist looks from Anakin (see Eps 2 and 3), or any more fart jokes (Ep 1).

  203. suprise suprise.. by DarrylKegger · · Score: 1

    "Lucas said, without a great deal of enthusiasm."

    When have you ever seen this fat, talent-vacuum of a man ever express the slightest trace of enthusiasm?

    Im fairly certain sure the art department of the original trilogy must have based that bored blubbery glazed over look of Jabba the Hut on George Lucas.

  204. You said it MUCH better than I. :) by CyberLord+Seven · · Score: 1

    "Cleopatra" is another movie that made lots of money but just didn't do for it's audiences what Jaws and later movies did. As you stated, there were lots of movies that made lots of money, but few movies that transformed the movie going experience into the event it became after that.

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  205. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by twosmokes · · Score: 1

    I think you're just cherry picking the best of television and the worst of movies. Pound for pound I'd say the amount of rubbish is equal. Movie rubbish being more obvious because of the marketing dollars behind it. For every Heroes or Studio 60, there's two or ten Joeys or Yes Dears.

    And while the shows you mentioned are certainly much better than many dramas that have come before them, I think they're nothing compared to what's being done on premium cable. HBO especially.

    Movies > Cable > Broadcast TV.

    The big networks just can't afford the risk.

  206. I think you mean Kubrick. by CyberLord+Seven · · Score: 1
    I won't argue whether or not Barry Lyndon is a "good" movie. It still did not make any money. The atrotious "Love Story" was cheaper to make and made ridiculous amounts of money.

    On an unrelated note: I wonder which one Ryan O'Neil thinks better of today.

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  207. Yay! by palad1 · · Score: 1

    This means my most cherished childhood memories will stop being raped and sold back to me at an insane price. Yay.
    THANK YOU GEORGE!
    Howard the duck *shudders*

  208. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by jchenx · · Score: 1

    I definately agree that Lost gets awfully close to "jumping the shark" at times. Still, I'm already hooked and invested a lot of time with the show and its characters, so I'll be watching the entire season.

    I agree that Heroes definately has its stupid, tacky, non-sensical moments. But for some reason, I'm still stoked that there's a show about mutants on primetime TV that's being treated seriously. It helps that I was a huge comic fan growing up.

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  209. Re:Ho Hum by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1

    Yes, George Lucas was the executive producer of Howard the Duck, a bad adaptation of a good Marvel comic from the '70s. Lucas didn't write or direct the movie, but it's routinely trotted out as an all-trumping condemnation of his filmmaking acumen, a textbook example of why he's so lousy. Admittedly, it's not a good movie (though I confess to guilty affection for it), but I think the routine citations of this one movie by people who somehow simultaneously ignore the considerable number of better movies for which he served in exactly the same capacity is a bit unfair.

    Lucas takes a lot of drubbing for Howard the Duck from his many critics, but those same people never seem to mention his involvement with, oh, say, Labyrinth... or Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters... or Tucker: The Man and His Dream... or Latino... or Twice Upon a Time... you get the idea. Of course few/none of those movies, good or bad, are really his in the way THX 1138, Willow and the Star Wars, American Graffiti and Indiana Jones movies are; the lion's share of the credit and/or blame for those others should go to their own writers, directors, etc., and for the most part, that's what happens. Hardly any of Lucas' executive-producer-only credits ever get mentioned in discussions about Lucas, except for Howard the Duck, easily the most ridiculed and poorly-regarded movie in that otherwise mostly-praised selection.

    That's not to say he hasn't done plenty with his own actual creations to earn derision, of course. There's plenty of stuff to lament about the Star Wars prequels (and special editions), not to mention Radioland Murders, as much as it pains me to say so. That said, I do think there's more than enough to criticize him over re: his own movies without dragging other people's movies into it that he had some relatively marginal involvement with.

  210. This man is obviously suffering from Lucacemia by XNine · · Score: 1

    Which is quite different from Shatneritis; which the person lives in his own world. Lucacemia in fact is where the afflicted person believes that EVERYONE lives in HIS world.

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  211. Re:Ho Hum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A common belief, and almost always incorrect. The executive producer has either earned that position by financing the greatest portion of the production *or* by being a high-level producer at a studio that has given him or her a great deal of autonomy to green-light productions based on their prior track record. In either case that person will virtually *always* have the final say on almost every element of the production from cast to story to crew members to soundtrack, ad nauseam. The only two exceptions to that rule will be 1) if the exec is so trusting (or naive) that they say "here's a check for $30,000,000. Do whatever you want. Seriously, go nuts!" or b) the exec has hired big-name talent who insist on a complete creative control clause in their contract. Either of those cases are rare. Think about it. Would *you* put millions of your dollars (or dollars of your employer) on the line with absolutely no input into where the money is going?

    (ps - I thought *exactly* the same thing until I got into the business.)

    (pps - Lea Thompson = r0wr!)

  212. If I had $200,000,000 by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1
    for the price of one $200 million feature movie, 'I can make 50-60 two hour movies'

    Or 30,000 pornos. He could get those on pay-per-view also.

  213. Three words... by fabioaquotte · · Score: 1

    Jar Jar Binks

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  214. Rathole? by Satertek · · Score: 1

    Rathole? My home this is!

  215. Heroes (SPOILER!) by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1
    The invulnerable cheerleader, her character makes absolutely no sense... she's worried she'll be branded as a freak and yet goes out her way to film herself doing plain freakish things.
    Actually, the invulnerable cheerleader is, at least so far, the most interesting character and storyline.

    SPOILER ALERT! STOP READING IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LATEST EPISODE AND DON'T WANT SOMETHING GIVEN AWAY

    On the one hand, she has this ability that she wants to explore. She's walked into fire, jumped off various things, impaled herself, mangled her hand, had her head turned 180 degrees, etc. Yet she's always fine afterwards. How far does she have to go to hurt herself?

    Conversely, she's a 16 year-old high school student. She seems to like being a cheerleader (remember her defense of cheerleading when her dad put it down) and she feels she would probably lose her position as a cheerleader (and the popularity perks that come with it) if everybody knew of her abilities. That's why she didn't speak up when the other girl took credit for saving the fireman.

    So at the same time, she's mortified and fascinated by her abilities. Think of early Spiderman comics and Peter's conflict with being the unpopular nerd while, at the same time, being the popular superhero. Also think of the kids from "The Incredibles"--they have these superpowers that they can't use.

    She shares her abilities with the school geek because (a) he's a nerd and probably isn't freaked out by the whole "superhero" thing and (b) he's an unpopular kid who gets the bask in the glow of being around and seen with the popular girl (remember the line, "I'll talk to you tomorrow--in public"?) The filming is, again, part of that high school thing. Perhaps it was his idea--I don't remember.

    And the fact that her father is being set up as the chief villain means that, at some point, there's going to be an interesting confrontation there--especially since he knows his adopted daughter is one of the people he's searching for. How he got the tape remains a mystery, of course...

    You're right, though. So far I haven't been all that impressed with the rest of them. Hiro, at the moment, is little more than comic relief. As for the rest, most of them are dealing with "Gee, I think I there's something wrong with me" which gets a little bit tedious.
  216. Re:Wrong! Wrongwrongwrong! by eclectro · · Score: 1

    Ladies and gentlemen, Exhibit 1. Mansquito.

    Yes, but at least the movie doesn't try to hide the fact that it is fiction.

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  217. Well... by youshoulduseunix · · Score: 1

    It's nice to know that good old Mr. Lucas is just as much "in it for the money" as everyone else in that industry...

  218. Honestly... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    My first thought was that he's found a match for his talent in directing and script-writing in made for TV movies.

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  219. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1
    The big networks just can't afford the risk.
    Well, sometimes they can. But they have to be down-and-out.

    "Lost" is a great example (and, I suppose, "Desperate Housewives", though I don't watch it). ABC was one of the least-watched broadcast networks. They tried doing the same stuff the other networks were doing. That didn't work. So they tried something new and different because, after all, what did they have to lose? Worked out pretty well for them.
  220. Re:I was not trying to say that ALL big budget mov by aeryn_sunn · · Score: 1

    okay, okay, fair enough...point taken...although, I really did not like "The French Connection"...I think because I perceived it to look like it was cheaply made, i.e. lots of bad editing, bad really fake blood and gunshot wounds, bad and annoying accompanying score...although, I'll have to see put "The Conversation" on the netflix list...now, I dunno how I could forget 2001...

    anyway, back to your original point on the "summer blockbuster", me wonders, by the time that summer of 1975 came around, the oil embargo fears were receding, we were pretty much done with Vietnam, all that 60s protest shit had abated...that by this time, the populace itself was ready for brainless, but yet v. entertaining movies...also, I wonder, since Jaws was actually a movie with a summer setting, whether that added to its allure...and of course, after it obviously was a hit, did the marketing machine in Hollywood latch on to the "Summer Blockbuster" theme and ram it down the populace's thrat, hmmmm

    Of course today, the movies that have made the most were released during the T-day to Christmas season...i.e. the LOTR series, Titanic, Passion of Le Christ (actually, this was Winter)...

  221. Said this from day one I have by Meph_the_Balrog · · Score: 1

    I have always strongly maintained that Jar-Jar (and the Gungans in general) wouldn't have been the appalling mess that he was, if only George had done what he did with all the other aliens, and given them a language of their own.

    I didn't even mind the clipped english they spoke to outsiders, but to speak it amongst themselves too?!? George, what the hell were you thinking!

    I have to admit to being someone who enjoyed the prequel movies, even if I found EP. 3 a little "rushed", but then it almost had to have been to merge it with the already existing Ep. 4. Having said this (emphasis mine), I can see why people feel the way they do about these movies. Methinks George might have been better off career wise, if he had left the sleeping behemoth alone, and made a movie about something else entirely.

  222. irony, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone else feel the need to point out that Lucas (and Spielberg) was (were) pretty much responsible for the birth of "big-budget franchise films" in the first place?

  223. Wow. by Rich+Klein · · Score: 1

    I know I'm not typical, but I've abandoned TV, probably permanently (I haven't had a TV for a few years now). I almost never go to the theater, either, but I still rent movies from Netflix. Maybe the lesson George Lucas should have learned is to make *good* movies on a smaller budget. It's ridiculous that hit movies have to cost hundreds of millions of dollars. My guess is that too many people are involved and they're throwing too much money at special effects. Scale down the productions and let the story carry the movie instead of the effects.

    Like I know more than George Lucas does about movies...

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  224. Re:Ho Hum by Trogre · · Score: 1

    You do know that Lucas had very little to do with Howard The Duck, right? All he did was loan his mate a bit of money and to return the favour he put Lucas' name up as Executive Producer.

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  225. Re:Heroes (MORE SPOILERS) by h4rdc0d3 · · Score: 1
    The filming is, again, part of that high school thing. Perhaps it was his idea--I don't remember.
    In the first episode, he asked her why she was filming it if she didn't want anyone to know. Her response was, "I have my reasons". Therefore, I suspect that eventually, we may find out why she wanted to film it. (Then again, it could have just been a simple plot device for her "dad" to see she's beginning to find out about her powers)

    I read somewhere that the premise of the show is eventually going to in a direction similar to the X-Men movies; that is, the public finds out that there are people with special abilities and shows how they have difficulty accepting it. I think this is very interesting and I'm excited to see how this show evolves.

    I like it a lot so far.
  226. How long was ILM producing? by MMaestro · · Score: 1
    Seeing as Lucas founded and owns ILM entirely (sans Pixar) he can do whatever he wants with his own company.

    Every Star Wars year was a financial loss for ILM, sometimes resulting in layoffs, while the non-Star Wars years were spent recouping those losses.

    The company was formed in the 70's and only now is Hollywood trying to play catch up. Its called an investment, and Lucas is laughing his way to the bank when movie studios come to him on their knees begging for ILM's decades of expertise.

  227. What trend, there is no trend! by ubuwalker31 · · Score: 1

    Obviously, good ole George read this press release: http://www.nielsenmedia.com/nc/portal/site/Public/ menuitem.55dc65b4a7d5adff3f65936147a062a0/?vgnexto id=6573d3b8b0c3d010VgnVCM100000ac0a260aRCRD
    (please ignore the terrible site design...it makes me wanna barf)

    Long story short, the TV market grew 1% this year. I don't think this qualifies as "a trend that more people are watching tv than movies." These sorts of statistics do prove a move by consumers from movies to TV?

    However, in purely non-scientific terms, I think there is a trend in quality among some TV shows. Witness Battlestar Gallactica, for example. But moving to a different medium won't improve the quality of your product, George.

  228. Re:Ho Hum by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

    Howard the Duck had the lovely Leah Thompson in it... So no, he shouldn't have quit.

    If we'd have been really lucky he'd have quit before Phantom Menace, sparing us from Jar Jar.

    Still, Lucas won't be stinking up the big screen ever again. Excellent!

  229. Re:Ho Hum by Almost+Geek · · Score: 1

    Hey Howard the duck was awesome man! :-}

  230. Rathole! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > calling online distribution a 'rathole.'

    Is this a new P2P service?

  231. Big budget movie? Simple solution... by Kuroji · · Score: 1

    Take some of the cash you're blowing on the special effects and use it to hire writers who are willing to try something new and interesting. You know, like writing a compelling story instead of scribbling about some idiotic teenage puppy love. Star Wars should have looked like more than what was pretty much just high-tech high school drama and fights.

  232. What happened to experimental films? by babymac · · Score: 1

    I read a quote from George a few months ago. He said that following Star Wars he was going to concentrate on making more artsy, challenging films. Personally I was really looking forward to that stuff. I love THX 1138 and I'd love to see Lucas make another picture like that. TV...now that's a true rathole. Wake up, George!

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  233. Lucas is remaking LOTR...and I have proof by syousef · · Score: 1
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  234. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by che.kai-jei · · Score: 0

    you laos see mo be getting more balls and guts on tv. i am a cinephile and director [wannabe at the momen.i produce small stuff ]

    torture, jingoistic foreign policy has consqequences. iraq war - 24

    torture, prejudie, modern life, the environment etc. iraq war - lost

    governments are evil, families are tenuous - invasion.

    surface - all good

    threshold.

    where are the movies|? smae place they were during vietnam.

  235. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by che.kai-jei · · Score: 0

    and surface?
    threshold?

    invasion was deisgned to appeal to women believe it or not. which i liked.

  236. Re:Ho Hum by MindStalker · · Score: 1

    No of course I understand that as the primary investor they are going to have input. But also as the executive producers usually have their fingers in many pots they don't spend much time worrying about the day to day operations or actually directing the film. I'm sure they get the chance to yell at the director from time to time. But sometimes when the final product is just this bad, I assume they have to say f it, there is no fixing this, just put it out and hope to make some money back.

  237. Re:Ho Hum by do+wop · · Score: 1

    I think it's Lea Thompson. But your right, she is quite a dish. Wow Wee...

  238. Mansquito by Generic+Guy · · Score: 1

    Why does everyone hate on Mansquito so much. I thought it was a decent, low-budget, made-for-TV monster flick. Pretty good for a bad movie.

    Mansquito was certainly better than most of the crappy 'suspense' movies whose only claim to Scince-Fiction is that the background mattes supposedly render a spacestation or Mars-caves or something and otherwise have nothing to do with the story.

    I'll take guys in rubber monster suits over their normal Made For SciFi pablum anytime. Methinks the Mansquito haters didn't actually watch the movie, or don't have a reference point for the other far crappier (and boring!) Made for SciFi movies.

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  239. Not to mention "Planet Of The Apes". by CyberLord+Seven · · Score: 1

    I confess: I was wrong about that. Sequels existed before Star Wars.

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  240. Yes, I've noticed that trend too. by CyberLord+Seven · · Score: 1
    "Spider-man" and "Pirates Of The Carribean" are the only successful summer release movies I can think of in recent years. As you have said, the Thanksgiving Holiday releases are doing much better. That may be because TH movies are simpler and geared for families, whereas summer releases are for hormone saturated teens during school breaks.

    How could you have missed "The Conversation" and have an account on Slashdot? It's about TECH GUYS who build surveillance equipment and spy on people. These guys were "hackers" before the term was invented.

    If you have seen "Enemy Of The State", look for the old picture of the Gene Hackman character. That's a picture that I would swear came from "The Conversation".

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  241. Re:Anyone else noticing TV Movies lately? by guardian-ct · · Score: 1

    You might like to know that the person whose head was rotated backwards was shown to be just fine afterwards. Invulnerable, but not super-strong maybe? Odd, definitely.

  242. Different Opinion On Today's Movies by SpawnOfDarkseid · · Score: 1

    I'm going to dissent on most of this. Not just on the value of the Star Wars prequels (I loved them) but on the whole 'state of movies' in general. First, with Star Wars. I admit that when I first saw Phantom Menace I was disappointed, but after watching it after seeing the next 2 it was vastly better, seeing it in context. The trilogy was, true, loaded with awesome effects (which I don't have a problem with) but it's the whole Annakin/Padmé relationship, and a number of other, more subtle themes that make the trilogy as much as anything. As for movies today being all bad, I totally disagree. There have certainly been ones I didn't enjoy, but nobody's ever going to be pleased by everything coming out. A lot of the big-budget, visually-oriented stuff (King Kong, Batman Begins, etc.) has been outstanding. The only thing I agree with on the budget issues is some of the less obvious choices. Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings, that kind of thing, you can see why it would cost so much; but I really don't understand why some of the comedies, dramas, police stories, etc. are costing 65 and 70 million nowadays, even when they are really good. I'm a fan of the big epics, but I don't understand why people think that's all that comes out nowadays. Fifteen years ago, would March Of The Penguins or Whale Rider have been getting wide releases? I think the main reason the 2000s have been a tremendous time for movies (although other periods have put out lots of great stuff too) is that all the different 'genres' or 'styles' are being well represented (well most of them - Westerns and Musicals, for example, are still rare, but there's more of them than they were for a long time) instead of just focusing on 2 or 3 subgenres for a couple of years, then switching to 2 or 3 different ones for a while, and so on. Let's look at just a small cross-section of what's come out in the 2000s: the Star Wars prequels; Lord Of The Rings trilogy; Rabbitproof Fence; Gothika; Spirited Away; Superman Returns; Millennium Actress; An Inconvenient Truth; House Of Sand And Fog; Phantom Of The Opera (2004); 4 Inyong Shiktak (aka The Uninvited); Freddy Vs. Jason; Identity; Underworld and Underworld Evolution; Lilo & Stitch; Spirit - Stallion Of The Cimarron; The Eye; Showtime; 13 Going On 30; The Notebook; Winged Migration; X-Men trilogy; Amélie; King Kong; Solaris (2002); The Exorcism Of Emily Rose; The Lake House; Whale Rider; Unspeakable; Dinosaur; The Village; and I could go on for a long time. The point is, there's a ton of stuff for every taste out there, from all over the world. Not everybody's going to like everything on the list above, but the point is there's so much to choose from coming out now. If you don't like some of the stuff you've been seeing, take a chance on some different titles; you might be pleasantly surprised. And I, for one, hope Lucas eventually changes his mind and does a couple more movies. I think he's still got some great stuff left in him.