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Self-Parking Cars Coming To U.S.

Rio writes "Vehicles that are able to parallel park themselves while drivers sit and relax behind the wheel are coming to the United States, according to a Local 6 News report. New Toyota hybrid cars are now available in Britain with a $700 "parking assist" option. Local 6 news showed video of a driver sitting and allowing the car's steering wheel to turn on its own as it pulled into a tight parking spot on a London street. The reporter never touched the wheel as the car parked itself.Toyota says expect to see the technology pop up in the U.S. soon." Here is our previous coverage of their release in Japan.

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  1. Thank you Jesus by RedHatLinux · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now, I can relax and not have to worry about learning how to parallel park in the city.

    1. Re:Thank you Jesus by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Informative
      I never understood how it can be THAT HARD.

      1. Pull up next to the car in front of the parking space, to where a 1" of your ass end "hangs" behind the said parked car.
      2. Put car into reverse
      3. Turn the wheel slowly and release the break slowly so that you enter the parking space at ~60 degrees
      4. When you are 1" away from the curb, slowly bring the wheel back to rest state
      5. Enjoy your parked car


      If you can't master this after about three attempts, let's just say I would recommend a nice icepick lobotomy.
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    2. Re:Thank you Jesus by Eideewt · · Score: 0, Troll

      I fail to see how a distance of only 1" could be significant.

    3. Re:Thank you Jesus by GoodOmens · · Score: 1
      I've seen people parallel park and hit a car when they had roughly 10 car lengths between the two said cars.

      That was a new level of sad.

    4. Re:Thank you Jesus by Detritus · · Score: 1

      The last time I had to parallel park was when I took the driving test for my driver's license. That was a long time ago.

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    5. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You forgot:

      6. ???
      7. Profit!

      Just kidding. You forgot the first step - activating your turn signal.

    6. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to NASA! LOL M I RITE? Captcha: sterile

    7. Re:Thank you Jesus by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Insightful
      When you are 1" away from the curb, slowly bring the wheel back to rest state


      That is the tricky part there. How do you know how close to the curb you are? If you have a good sense of spatial reasoning, you may have a "feel" for it, but a lot of people don't have that skill. The view shown in your mirrors is misleading. If the curb isn't too tall, you can do it "by feel"... you know you're at the curb when the back right tire pushes up against it. On the other hand, if you are parking next to a wall, that's a good way to scrape up your rear fender.


      It's not terribly hard with practice, but it does take some skill and if you're not good at it you risk damaging your car, someone else's car, or pissing people off as they wait to pass while you mess it up and have to try again. That's more stress than many people want to have, so I can see why they might like this device.

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    8. Re:Thank you Jesus by marko123 · · Score: 1

      Try to park in front of a shop-front window, so you can use it as a mirror. Makes you look tres skillful.

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    9. Re:Thank you Jesus by zephc · · Score: 1
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    10. Re:Thank you Jesus by gameforge · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you can't master this after about three attempts, let's just say I would recommend a nice icepick lobotomy.

      And after three attempts, the guy waiting behind you might just be ready & willing.

    11. Re:Thank you Jesus by gameforge · · Score: 1

      Now that's good for your

      • handbrake
      • brand new Michelins (prolly couldn't do that in any car)
      • transmission

      Honestly, that's pretty slick :) But my Grand Am could do that as good as any Japanese car with the same tires...

      peace
    12. Re:Thank you Jesus by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 5, Funny
      "I didn't see it!"
      "That's a four ton truck, Tyrone, how could you not see it?"
      "It was at a funny angle!"
      "It's behind you. Things tend to come up from behind you when you're reversing."

      admittedly, this quote probably isn't perfect.

    13. Re:Thank you Jesus by StarkRG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A) they don't teach it in drivers training anymore.

      B) have you ever tried to park a medium sized vehicle in a major city? It's a pain even trying to find a space let alone a space you can fit into. Not to mention all those streets with no left turns (especially when it's a one way street going left, so no right turns either). And then there's all the asshole drivers who scream at you because you're stopped in the middle of traffic and you can't back up anymore because they're right behind you...

    14. Re:Thank you Jesus by McWilde · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      David St. Hubbins: I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.

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    15. Re:Thank you Jesus by jackjeff · · Score: 1

      what's so hard with a manual gear too?

      same thing, but you guys are gonna use it anyway :) bet in 20 years all US cars have it...

      unless there's still a war in iraq, and in that case u'd better learn how to walk or be ready to pay $6 a gallon for the pseudo-replacement of "petrole"

    16. Re:Thank you Jesus by DZign · · Score: 1

      The trick for parallel parking how I learned it (and which goes well):

      - drive until your next to the car you want to park behind
      - start to drive slowly backwards, turn into the spot

      now the trick:
      - look until you see front corner of the car behind you that's near the foothpath from your opposite side mirror
      - then start turning the wheel in the opposite direction whilst turning backwards (middle mirror or side to see how close you are)
      - when you're very close then just drive a bit forward and you're parked perfectly between the two cars

      so if you park on the left side of the street, in your right side mirror you look for the left corner of the car behind you;
      park on right side of street and look in your left mirror for front right corner of car

      this works very well, even better in tight places than in places where you have a lot of space (ie 2 or 3 car lengths)
      ideally you start to learn this when the spot is your car length + 1 metre

      depending on the size of your car you need to practise a bit to know how sharp and fast you start to turn in initially..
      but this way my wife can even park our 4 door break car in tight spots (ie 10 cm before and after the car, sometimes even less)

    17. Re:Thank you Jesus by Fred_A · · Score: 1, Insightful
      That is the tricky part there. How do you know how close to the curb you are? If you have a good sense of spatial reasoning, you may have a "feel" for it, but a lot of people don't have that skill.


      Yet millions of Europeans (and in other places I suppose) do it daily. Amazing huh ?

      Must be something in the US food.

      When I parallel parked a rental car in a parking space (or possibly two, it felt like you could have parked a bus there) in one go near the Grand Canyon while driving around in the SW US, I remember I attracted a little crowd. Same thing when I managed to get out of the spot, squeeze between two poorly parked cars in the middle of the lane with about 10 cm on each side without touching anything.

      It felt like people there only ever drove in their own driveway.
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    18. Re:Thank you Jesus by modecx · · Score: 1

      Some cars are harder to park too, so you've got to take that into consideration. I can understand how some people have a problem with this.

      My old Audi 200, for example, it's super easy to park. For such a large car it had a remarkably tight turning radius. I was very suprised to find out that it turns sharper than a new Jetta, for example, a lesson that naturally came when it was time to park my girl's car downtown.

      It's nearly unfathomable to me how some Germans could design a car with a much shorter wheelbase (by almost 8 inches, IIRC) and shorter length (a difference of 20 inches) can turn worse than a much bigger car. The Audi 200 would do U turns that the Jetta turns into a three point turn, and it would slide into parking spots like it was coated with Crisco, while the Jetta needed a shoehorn and thinner paint.

      I'm sure it's because the Audi has a longitudinal engine arrangement, and the newer VW has a transverse arrangement--so there's just not enough room for the wheels to turn any further, without running into the engine and accessories, that is... But still, can't they do better?

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    19. Re:Thank you Jesus by Cederic · · Score: 1


      Following your instructions I still haven't actually moved. Was I meant to release the clutch at some point?

      Even if I get into an automatic, I fear I've left my vehicle at a 60 degree angle from the curb.

      try again..

      (for the record, I parallel park every day outside my house. With ease.)

    20. Re:Thank you Jesus by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Parallel parking is simply _not difficult_. I used to parallel park my Ford F150 from time to time which is a big sucker, but it really wasn't that hard. I frequently parallel park my current car - it's not difficult to get it into a space much longer than the car.

      I don't know what the big deal is about.

    21. Re:Thank you Jesus by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      Garage full of snowblowers, canoes without paddles, bicycle wheels without tires, and faded burnt-orange college-era furniture the wife won't allow in the house, eh?

    22. Re:Thank you Jesus by Deaths+Hand · · Score: 2, Informative

      Indeed it can't be that hard, because you can't pass your driving test in the UK without having to learn how to parallel park. So in theory every driver in the UK should know how to do it (except maybe people driving on a foreign licence).

      Of course that doesn't mean that some people aren't completely crap at parallel parking...

    23. Re:Thank you Jesus by basingwerk · · Score: 4, Funny

      What is the point of having sensors and computers when it is so easy in my beat-up Toyota? Just back up until you feel a slight jolt from the car behind, or the alarm goes off, then pull forward a few inches.

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    24. Re:Thank you Jesus by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 0, Troll

      A) they don't teach it in drivers training anymore.

      That's crazy. Call your school board.

      And then there's all the asshole drivers who scream at you because you're stopped in the middle of traffic and you can't back up anymore because they're right behind you...

      Don't succumb to peer pressure.

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    25. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I would suggest that if you don't have good spacial awareness ad lack the necessary skill then you shouldn't really be allowed to pilot over a tonne of death weilding metal.

      These computer aids are all well and good, but the less actual ability to drive you need, the less ability drivers will have on average and the more road deaths we will see caused by people who simply shouldn't be driving.

    26. Re:Thank you Jesus by somersault · · Score: 1

      So you never drive then? Or at least dont live in a busy area, or you have your own driveway/garage. I live in a flatt just now, no resident parking and there'd be no way I could get parked most days without a parallel park. It's pretty easy though if you have a wide lock on your steering, or have a short vehicle.

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    27. Re:Thank you Jesus by dotgain · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Call me crazy, but to me IMDB is somewhat less of an authority on quotations that someone who hasn't even seen the film before, IMHO.

    28. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a bus?

    29. Re:Thank you Jesus by freedom_india · · Score: 1
      That's what my driving instructor taught me.

      However that rarely works out in real world and in cities like NY Bronx/Queens you don;t have the time to do that.

      You roughly estimate and try to squeeze in...

      This self-parking gadget will never sell in NY Bronx.

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    30. Re:Thank you Jesus by somersault · · Score: 1

      not everyone needs it, but I'm glad I was taught how to do it when I learned to drive (and everything becomes a lot easier after your test anyway, because you dont feel the need to be 'perfect' with your technique, and actually can experiment and end up parking a lot better anyway.

      I wonder what a 'medium' sized car really is to an american, maybe anything smaller than a haulage truck? :p

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    31. Re:Thank you Jesus by Cyvros · · Score: 2, Interesting

      After a lot of practice, it's sort of second nature, really, but imagine the amount of time you would save. Instead of grabbing all of your stuff (bags, dog, iPod, etc.) after you've manually parked, you can do that while the car parks for you. It could save a good 10 seconds.

      And just imagine the developments in the future. One day, we could all have cars that can drop people off and find available parking spaces in which they can automatically park. Just going to a shopping centre would be a whole lot easier - you don't have to worry about finding parking, just where the car actually is.

      But getting back to the article, this is just cool. I can't wait until they:

      A) get out to Australia; and

      B) get a lot (and I mean a lot) cheaper.

    32. Re:Thank you Jesus by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know I screwed that up, but I agree - I've submitted literally hundreds of quote corrections to IMDb.

    33. Re:Thank you Jesus by Sqwubbsy · · Score: 0

      How do you know how close to the curb you are? If you have a good sense of spatial reasoning, you may have a "feel" for it, but a lot of people don't have that skill.

      Use the force.
      Or the hood of the car behind you.

    34. Re:Thank you Jesus by McWilde · · Score: 1

      Yeah, offtopic I guess. It's just the first thing I think of when I see someone use " to mean feet.

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    35. Re:Thank you Jesus by Imsdal · · Score: 1
      so if you park on the left side of the street

      ...you really should lobby your local law makers to make that illegal. It's really an unneeded way to create accidents. Granted, almost all of those accidents will be minor fender benders, but still...

    36. Re:Thank you Jesus by balloonpup · · Score: 1

      Feh! If I can parallel park an 80 foot long tractor trailer in the city, I think you can learn how to park a car there. It's really not that hard at all. Try it sometime ;)

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    37. Re:Thank you Jesus by zoloto · · Score: 1
      nice
    38. Re:Thank you Jesus by DeepStream · · Score: 1

      Except if you live in a city where most streets are one way. This is the case almost everywhere in New York, as well as in downtown areas of many other cities.

    39. Re:Thank you Jesus by dlZ · · Score: 1

      Not everyone wants to drive some huge SUV! I currently own my largest car, a Honda Accord. Which is also very easy to squeeze into those tiny little parking spots by me. Luckily my new place now has a driveway and a garage, so I don't have to worry about it as often anymore.

      After a bad accident that completely wrecked my last car (not my fault, thankfully) I had a rental, and all they had available was a Chevy Colorado. That was much easier to park than I thought a truck would be. It was the short cab with the extended bed, so it was a pretty long truck. It was different not being so low on the ground to all the SUVs around me, but still, even the Colorado was dwarfed by all the gigantic SUVs that are so popular in Central NY. And snow is not a reason, my Accord is amazing in the bad weather, and I get through areas that I see big SUVs stuck in. A lot is about the driver and not the car.

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    40. Re:Thank you Jesus by mikiN · · Score: 1
      nice: usage: nice [-n increment] utility [argument ...]
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    41. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must be something in the US food.

      HEHEH HAR HAR HAR!

      He made fun of Americans for being stupid, YAY! Can I be in the "lame ass united welfare states too"?

      Seriously, you're a fucking dumbass. Your superior parrallel parking skillz just proves you live in a shitty euro town riddled with moronic city planners. OMG, no one in the states knows how to parallel park!

      LOL! heheh. Shut the fuck up and get back in the line for the dole.

    42. Re:Thank you Jesus by Holi · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sorry I had to answer this one.

      As do millions of Americans, it's just you were at the biggest tourist trap in the world so of course every yahoo with a trailer hitch and an airstream was there. Check out any major or even minor city people do it everyday and some of them are actually good at it.

      sorry I hate when some one from another country comes and sees the smallest slice of life and starts generalizing about the whole country.

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    43. Re:Thank you Jesus by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      "I never understood how it can be THAT HARD..."

      Well thats great if you have a protractor and a ruler handy and don't mind getting out to do some measuring before steps 1, 3, and 4. Otherwise you need to have a feeling for how far you need to go, what angle you need to go in, etc., all of which requires practice. And even if you get good at it, your car still isn't safe when a guy with an SUV tries to get in a space just big enough for a sedan right in front of you. Since I like my car, I prefer just parking in the back, away from all the other cars. I get to keep my distance, so no banged doors or other problems, and as a bonus I get some extra exercise from walking to and from my car.

      "If you can't master this after about three attempts, let's just say I would recommend a nice icepick lobotomy."

      Its what happens in the first two attepts that worries me...

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    44. Re:Thank you Jesus by freakmn · · Score: 1

      Unless he was referring to countries where it is normal to drive on the left side of the road. I see that his homepage is in Belgium, which is just across the English Channel from the UK, where they drive on the left side of the road. I see your point, that you shouldn't have parallel parking on both sides of the road, but my first thought was that he was from another country.

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    45. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      I fail to see how a distance of only 1" could be significant.
      That's what she said...
    46. Re:Thank you Jesus by kniLnamiJ-neB · · Score: 1

      Right on! I drive an old Toyota Tercel, and I think there should be a special driver's license for SUVs. It drives me nuts to watch people who could barely pass the driving test in a 2-door compact car like mine attempt to wield the super-size Escalades and Excursions. The sad part is, they can go take the driving test in their neighbor's micro-car and then drive a vehicle the size of a small bus... if they had to parallel park their SUV, a lot of 'em would never get to drive.

      As I saw in some /.ers sig a long time ago...
      "Sorry about your penis. Nice SUV though."

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    47. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, numbnuts. The man said "right behind you". As in if you back up three feet you're going to hit the moron. And the moron will say "Oh...the blinky thing. Yeah, I saw that...I thought you were saying hi..."

    48. Re:Thank you Jesus by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1


      Yet millions of Europeans (and in other places I suppose) do it daily. Amazing huh ?

      Must be something in the US food.

      When I parallel parked a rental car in a parking space (or possibly two, it felt like you could have parked a bus there) in one go near the Grand Canyon while driving around in the SW US, I remember I attracted a little crowd.


      Congratulations, you just made a generalization about the entire country based on a visit to a tourist trap in one of its most open and least-densely populated areas.

      It felt like people there only ever drove in their own driveway.

      Again, this is such a staggeringly incorrect generalization that it's laughable. Good job at reinforcing the whole "arrogantly superiour European" stereotype, though.

    49. Re:Thank you Jesus by hairykrishna · · Score: 1

      What? So your car's at a 60 degree angle to the curb?

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    50. Re:Thank you Jesus by WolfZombie · · Score: 1

      It is not something in the food, it is just the overly sized vehicles (termed SUVs).

    51. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize that the Audi is a German car as well, don't you ?

    52. Re:Thank you Jesus by birder · · Score: 1

      I did my driving test and parallel parking with a 1977 Grand Marquis. You could park that Accord on its hood. Once you master that, any is trivial.

    53. Re:Thank you Jesus by myside · · Score: 1
    54. Re:Thank you Jesus by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      I actually quite distinctly remember never having being tested on my ability to parallel park, during my driving test, or even learning the skill in the driving school I went to.

      I can't be unique in that. I'm sure there are a lot of other people who learned to drive in rural areas where learning to parallel park is just not a particularly useful skill; a young driver is better to spend their time learning to rock their car out of a snowdrift or what not to do when they hit a patch of ice.

      I wouldn't park my car in a parallel spot anyway, I've seen too many people hit the car in front and behind them while they're attempting to park or get out. I don't even think it's accidental -- people just let the car roll back until it hits the car in back of them, then move forward until they hit the one in front, repeat as necessary. No thanks, I'll pass.

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    55. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BOTTOM LINE - IF YOU CAN'T DRIVE YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE A LICENSE!

      That is the tricky part there. How do you know how close to the curb you are? If you have a good sense of spatial reasoning, you may have a "feel" for it, but a lot of people don't have that skill.....AND SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DRIVE CARS!

      One more time -
      You need to start with a spot LARGER than your car. Not the SAME SIZE!
      1 start equal to the car in front of the space.
      2 Put car in reverse...slowly start to back up.
      as soon as your cars back end is past the car you are next to start turning the wheel and continue to back up.
      3 When your cars front end is clear of the car in front of you turn the steering wheel back.
      4 If needed, move your car forward or backward to adjust. NOT JUST FOR YOU, BUT FOR THE OTHER TWO DRIVERS TO HAVE ROOM TO GET THEIR CARS OUT!

      Remember - If you can't drive a small car then don't even consider a larger car or SUV. The bigger the vehicle the more impeded your view/spacial relations become.

    56. Re:Thank you Jesus by dlZ · · Score: 1

      Like I said, it's more about the driver than the car. I learned to drive in a mid-size pickup truck a friend owned. After learning how to do everything in that, with it's horrible blind spots and whatnot, driving the compact and mid-size cars I actually like was even easier. At least the Grand Marquis is a car (or is that boat a boat *g* ,) though, and not an SUV. I've been pushed off the road way too many times by people in SUVs not checking around them and just changing lanes.

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    57. Re:Thank you Jesus by sznupi · · Score: 1

      I believe the main reason doesn't have muchto do with driving skills, but more with social realities. People will often "steal" parking place from somebody doing it the right way (in reverse), so they also assume it will happen to them if they would par in reverse...

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    58. Re:Thank you Jesus by sznupi · · Score: 1

      This oen always puzzled me...why people have so big problems with ADJUSTING MIRRORS, depending on situation? (in this case: so you'll see back right wheel) Especially given how easily they are controlled in modern cars...

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    59. Re:Thank you Jesus by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1

      Its too bad that having the ability to have a car parallel park for you won't make the car any prettier. The Prius looks like it fell off the ugly tree and hit its rear end as it smacked the ugly ground.

    60. Re:Thank you Jesus by everphilski · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      (bear in mind, all the people complaing about how difficult it is to parallel park are women. All the women of slashdot. Men, add them to you friends list!)

      flame on,

    61. Re:Thank you Jesus by dajak · · Score: 1

      If the curb isn't too tall, you can do it "by feel"... you know you're at the curb when the back right tire pushes up against it. On the other hand, if you are parking next to a wall, that's a good way to scrape up your rear fender.

      Don't try this when you are parallel parking along a canal in a Dutch town. There are sometimes no curbs. Use your side mirror. Aligning yourself with a car behind you is an easy method, but this creates a problem if there is no car behind you but for instance a tree.

    62. Re:Thank you Jesus by somersault · · Score: 1

      my mum has an Accord actually, and I have a Civic Aerodeck (estate here, not sure what it is over there, a saloon?) - the Civic is much easier to park - the Accord is a nice car but the turning circle isnt so great. The other car that I've been driving recently is a Landrover defender, which isnt exactly an SUV, but it's a 4x4.. fairly short wheelbase, not a great turning circle, but I think maybe just because it's so short, I actually find it quite easy to park - it's also just basically a bix box on wheels, so dont have to worry about where the front and rear of the car is, you pretty much know it just goes straight down from where you can see.

      Agree about driving in snow, etc being more affected by the driver than the vehicle.. also if you think about it those SUVs will be a lot heavier, the landrover was pretty bad in ice, 4 wheel drive is nice sure, but didnt want to stop in a hurry (similarly bad in the rain). I still would rather have had 4 wheel drive in the snow recently with my Civic, but I got by eventually (took 10 minutes just to get out of being parked at the side of the road on a hill one day.. had to basically slide the front out and down the hill until the thing got rolling)

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    63. Re:Thank you Jesus by somersault · · Score: 1

      heh.. yes another good point - I used to think my mum's Accord didnt have that great vision (not much height between bottom and top of the windows) compared to the car I learned to drive in (a MkII Golf); but after driving the Defender, which just has a metal chassis rather than rear side windows, and is quite high up, then getting back into the Accord was like being in a vehicle made out of glass =p

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    64. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because the Grand Canyon about sums up the whole United States! Well, parallel parking in the Grand Canyon attracted a crowd, must mean that everyone in the United States sucks at paralleling parking! Residents of L.A. and N.Y.C. I'm sure would be just as impressed.

      Let's extend this logic to the rest of the world!

      - Once, when in this farm town in Northern London, I saw a retarded guy eat shit.
      - Therefore, all people in England eat shit. Must be something in the English food (oh you better believe that pun was intended).

      Not to mention, this parallel parking thing was tested in Europe and developed in Asia. But naw, it's because Americans are dumb!

    65. Re:Thank you Jesus by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our new Euro-touristic overlords.

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    66. Re:Thank you Jesus by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I was never very good at parallel parking, until I lived in New Jersey for a few years...If you block a road for more than 5 or 6 seconds in Jersey, while parallel parking, you're taking your life into your hands.

      These days I can park in an area within 12 inches of the size of my car, in a few seconds. Tire squealing has been known to occur.

      So it seems to me that the Japanese wouldn't have needed to invent this car, if only they were more culturally inclined to road rage.

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    67. Re:Thank you Jesus by whoop · · Score: 2, Funny

      Recently in Chicago, a city dump truck driver backed the truck into his personal car. He then had his wife sue the city (he tried to himself, but it wasn't allowed) for damaging their car.

      Don't misunderestimate us Americans! We'll find a way to sue anyone.

    68. Re:Thank you Jesus by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
      Your superior parrallel parking skillz just proves you live in a shitty euro town riddled with moronic city planners.

      Thanks for trying to stick-up for Americans, but I fear that you have only proven that (many) Americans are stupid. When talking about European cities (especially the downtown areas), the 'city planners' (if there were any) died up to 3,000 years ago, and predated their countries exposure to algebra. It might seem unnecessary, but I also feel compelled to point-out that automobiles came along *after* algebra and said city planners.

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    69. Re:Thank you Jesus by AGMW · · Score: 1
      Or the hood of the car behind you

      Interestingly, in some of France and certainly in Rome it is considered "bad form" to leave your hand brake on when parked on the street, because it is normal for someone to shunt the cars out of the way to make room for themselves to get in or out.

      Why would the manufacturers be spending all that money putting bumpers on your cars if you weren't supposed to use them!

      I also saw a small car pull up in a narrow street in London and 4 big chaps get out. They then lifted the car up and put it in a very narrow space. Very funny!

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    70. Re:Thank you Jesus by dlZ · · Score: 1

      The Accord isn't the best for visibility I've ever been in, but it's not too bad. I had an a 95 Ford Escort for awhile, and that car had such excellent visibility. I've never had any problem with the Accord, but my better half does, and she's only a few inches shorter than me. I'm a touch under 6' and I have much better visibility out the back than she does (she has to strain to see, but she never really drives my car anyways, so it's not a problem.)

      She's drive a Suzuki Grand Vitara right now, which is like a box on wheels jacked up off the ground. Super easy to park, because it's not very big but high enough that you can see everything around you. It's actually shorter in length than my Accord by about 2 inches (maybe a touch more even.) I think the US and UK Accords are pretty much the same, we just don't have the beautiful Type-R available.

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    71. Re:Thank you Jesus by somersault · · Score: 1

      they only made the Type R til 99 I think, it's rather sad :/ I actually mistook an Accord Type R for a Mitsubishi Lancer Evo once when viewing it from the side, which is strange, since the Lancer is one of my all time favourite cars (dad used to have one), and even stranger that I didnt recognise the lines of the Accord (was the spoiler that confused me =p) considering my mum has one. An accord Type R would almost be my dream car just now - not too bad for petrol or insurance, and not too flashy, but I can imagine it would be great fun to drive (my 1.5i Civic is even good fun, 35mph in 1st gear at 7000rpm, hehe... feels faster than the 1.8i Accord, though the Accord's weight gives it better roadholding I think)

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    72. Re:Thank you Jesus by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      You must not live in a parallel universe.

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    73. Re:Thank you Jesus by Mantaman · · Score: 1

      Which you need for your oversized arse :)

    74. Re:Thank you Jesus by billcopc · · Score: 1

      It's easy to do on a quiet street in the suburbs, but let's see what this smart car does in heavy downtown traffic with all the assholes zooming by at full speed, or better yet stopping behind you and blocking to snipe your spot.. In my big city, parallel parking is a precursor to vehicular homicide.

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    75. Re:Thank you Jesus by Oldsmobile · · Score: 1

      Your description was a bit confusing, but I do agree with you in that it really isn't that difficult. You only have to do it a few times to get the hang of it.

      Of course nowadays in the States most parking takes place in strip mall parking lots.

      So ironically (I think it really is irony this time) if you don't know how to parallel park, it means you probably rarely have to, so why spend $700 on an option you quite obviously wouln't use very much?

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    76. Re:Thank you Jesus by m3000 · · Score: 1

      I was never taught how to parallel park nor tested on it in drivers ed either. In fact, parking was barely covered. It probably didn't also help that my parent's cars are huge passenger cars (think Grand Marquis) so parking in that is a nightmare to begin with. I remember the first time I drove a smaller car (my friend's Camry) and thinking how much easier it was to park.

    77. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learning to drive is hard enough, why learn to park too? Just because I have a several thousand pound piece of metal that I use to carry my fifteen stone lazy body around doesn't mean I should know how to operate the damn thing.

    78. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best trick is no trick: simply slowly back into the hole! I was trying to find some "special tricks" and "good angles" for many month, but then I realized that nothing like that works. There is a space, and you drive into it, nothing more. I can park into a space that is about 5cm longer than my car. I wonder if the robot can do better, faster and safer job.

    79. Re:Thank you Jesus by 3TimeLoser · · Score: 1

      Actually, If you would like to move, I'd suggest engaging the clutch...

    80. Re:Thank you Jesus by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
      If you like accidents you'll love what they did to my street.

      It's a one-way, 2 lanes with parking on the right. They converted it to 1 lane, with parking on the left between 7pm and 7am, 2 lanes during the day. There's always one car left at 7am, someone plows into it at 30mph, they tow the results away. It's truly brilliant. More parking for everyone at night, more driving area during the day, and I get a free alarm clock.

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    81. Re:Thank you Jesus by LunaticTippy · · Score: 2, Funny
      Well you proved his point.

      If these math-challenged alleged planners were any good at planning, they'd have predicted the invention of the automobile and arranged their cities accordingly.

      Any idiot can arrange a city so that it works right then. It takes a true City Planner to plan a city to work indefinitely.

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    82. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I didn't know how to parallel park, I would drive around,...and around,...and around all day looking for a parking spot.

    83. Re:Thank you Jesus by MattyDK23 · · Score: 0
      These days I can park in an area within 12 inches of the size of my car, in a few seconds

      So if your car is, say, 156 inches long...you can park in a space that's 144 inches?

      Well, of course it's easy if all you're going to do is back into a car and push it out of the way.

    84. Re:Thank you Jesus by rainman_bc · · Score: 2, Funny

      With my Jeep with 33" tires:

      Drive into the spot, nose first (wheel will be cranked hard to the right). Drive front corner tire over the curb. Once wheel is over the curb, crank left. When wheel comes back off curb, you are parked properly. Sure it might get you a ticket, but it sure is fast :)

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    85. Re:Thank you Jesus by CodeArtisan · · Score: 1

      Parallel parking is simply _not difficult_. I used to parallel park my Ford F150 from time to time which is a big sucker, but it really wasn't that hard. I frequently parallel park my current car - it's not difficult to get it into a space much longer than the car. I don't know what the big deal is about.

      Dunno. Also, what's so difficult about pressing the accelerator pedal with your foot ? So why do we have cruise control ?

    86. Re:Thank you Jesus by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      lol one time, I had some ass hat box me in so bad there was absolutely no way I could get out. He btw was parked illegally behind me too. Behind him was an entrance to an alley way.

      I put the car in reverse, and pushed his car backwards so I had enough room to get out. I was quite proud of myself that day haha...

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    87. Re:Thank you Jesus by EgoManiacUK · · Score: 1

      Any idiot can arrange a city so that it works right then. It takes a true City Planner to plan a city to work indefinitely. what a load of bollox. so what are you saying don't invent a bridge because they may pose a threat to our flying cars. Hindsight is a beautiful thing, and if the planners in roman times even thought there would be a cart that moves without a horse would exist then they could have planned for it. regardless of how good a futureologist is they cannot predict everything....

    88. Re:Thank you Jesus by lgw · · Score: 0

      I won't live in a place that doesn't have proper parking. I won't work in a place that doesn't have proper parking. I won't shop or eat at a restaurant that doesn't have proper parking. Old cities just piss me off.

      But at least I never have to parallel park.

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    89. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How do you know how close to the curb you are?"

      It's called "practice" and if you don't know your vehicle within *at least* 6" front and rear and 3" on either side you need more :-)

    90. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's amazing how many women can't get the hang of driving backwards.

    91. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once the Muslims in your city have had a change to piss of the US, we'll do you a favor and nuke the city. The survivors can build it properly, with rooms for cars, like real city.

    92. Re:Thank you Jesus by lgw · · Score: 1

      You're thinking about this the wrong way. With a properly-sized SUV it's very easy to parallel park! Just ingore the little hippie go-karts already parked where you want to be and drive straight into the space - the ride my get a little bumpy, but that's why you got the off-road package, right?

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    93. Re:Thank you Jesus by somersault · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What a strange phobia.. the phrase "only in America.." comes to mind. I'm trying to think of something similarly stupid to be scared of, but at the moment I can't. I wonder how many people over there never learn to maneuver their cars properly, and are restricting their choice of eating places/whatever to only places that are designed for large groups of cattle..

      I'd rather have the flexibility to know I can park wherever there is a space, if the need arises, and know that I can reverse my car with a semblance of skill. In fact the first time I drove a car my dad actually had me drive in reverse, by the logic that if I could handle that, then going fowards is easy, hehe

      I do agree about the resident parking, but I haven't been picky about accomodation so far (have just lived in places that my friends have found). The last place I lived had great redisent parking actually, but I'm more concerned about basic things like decent heating and showers etc. When I get my own place in a couple of years then I'd prefer to be able to park easily, but since I know I can control my car, parking would hardly enter into my thinking - apart from "is the area safe to park in?"

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    94. Re:Thank you Jesus by lgw · · Score: 0

      It's not that I can't parallel park, it's that I've hated every place I've been to where I've needed to. Show me a city old and population-dense enough where parallel parking is the norm, and I'll show you a city full of unhappy people with bad attitudes.

      but I'm more concerned about basic things like decent heating and showers etc.

      "is the area safe to park in?"

      Well, and full of those worries too. Did I mention that old cities piss me off?

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    95. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I beleve the parent was attempting to make a joke.
      Congratulations, you have now gotten the merit badge for stupidity, time to move on to fly fishing or something.

    96. Re:Thank you Jesus by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
      Do I really need to indicate sarcasm in my post? It ruins the humor.

      Of course it is impossible to predict everything forever. I was simply making a feeble attempt at humor. I apparently failed in at least the case of EgoManiacUK, for which I apologize.

      And yes, these damn bridges are really going to fuck up flying car airspace. They should be dismantled immediately, since we won't need them and they'll be in the way.

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    97. Re:Thank you Jesus by somersault · · Score: 1

      well I live in Aberdeen, Scotland, pretty old considering the University has been around since 1644 or so.. the worst thing for me isnt that I have to parallel park, it's that I have to get a permit if I want to park outside my flat (and being a supporter of free OSs, software and other such things, I actually prefer to park 3 streets away and walk, and hey at least I get some exercise in my day that way).

      Sorry, I just thought you had your head stuck up your ass and didnt want to learn to drive you car, but I see that isn't the case :) I too would prefer to live somewhere that isnt crowded (mostly so I could play music as loud as I wanted without annoying anyone), and I can agree in general with what you're saying, that a crowded environment is a cranky one!

      Aberdeen is quite small compared to Edinburgh and Glasgow, but I guess still quite crowded.. it also has possibly the highest rate of car and motorbike theft (as I found out after my bike got nicked a couple of years ago) - I'm getting my own place in the country as soon as I feel mature enough to 'invest'.. if I was rich though, I could just splash out £200,000 on a decent house with its own garage and stuff in the West end, heh..

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    98. Re:Thank you Jesus by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      Eric, is that you? Of course, Eric would hit the cars both behind and in front of him multiple time.

    99. Re:Thank you Jesus by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I'm with the grandparent, except, there was not parallel parking test on my driving exam.

      But, until I moved to New Orleans, I never really ever had to parallel park...always normal parking spots in cities I'd lived in prior to that.

      Back more on topic...I guess I'll never get to use a car function like this, as that I guess it is only available for automatic tranmissions.

      I've never owned a car without a manual transmission. Then again, I've never owned a car with more than 2 seats except for one...and that was a 911 Turbo.

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    100. Re:Thank you Jesus by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1
      If you block a road for more than 5 or 6 seconds in Jersey, while parallel parking, you're taking your life into your hands.

      Just driving in NJ, you're life is at stake. I've only been here a year and just last week I learned the hard way when I was hit by a crazed NJ lady (complete with the Jersey accent!)

      I've always been good at parallel parking, but I have gotten better since I've lived here. I can fit into spaces less than 12" larger than my truck (compact Toyota pickup). One time it was so tight that I couldn't get the back end off the street, so my brother and I picked it up and slid it into place.

    101. Re:Thank you Jesus by somersault · · Score: 1

      You make a good point that it would likely be an automatic.. personally I hate the feel of automatics, I prefer to have more control over my engine braking etc. I would say in general automatics are slow to react too, but withs semi-auto/tiptronic type gear changes then you could almost get the best of both worlds. I did have fun driving a 4litre supercharged Jag XJR, but I still think it would have been more fun with a stick shift :)

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    102. Re:Thank you Jesus by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Interestingly, in some of France and certainly in Rome it is considered "bad form" to leave your hand brake on when parked on the street..."

      I take it they don't have many hills over there? All flat land?

      I was taught to always park near the curb, cut your wheels so it won't roll in the street, set the parking break, and leave the car in 1st gear.

      I've seen cars go rolling down the street that weren't properly parked, and that is a surprise I don't want to come back to see if it were mine...or the other car your car hit.

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    103. Re:Thank you Jesus by rebelcan · · Score: 1

      Personally, when it comes to parallel parking, the handbrake is your friend. A well executed fishtail will get you into that parking space much quicker!

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    104. Re:Thank you Jesus by operagost · · Score: 1

      Learning? I don't know about you, but parallel parking was a required part of my driver's test. You were allowed to make one mistake and still pass, but you'd still have to get in that space on a second try. Fortunately, I got it in three inches from the curb on my first attempt.

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    105. Re:Thank you Jesus by rebelcan · · Score: 1

      That's what I love about Jeeps ( I own one as well ).

      Can't parellel park? Use the sidewalk!

      Cars in your way, but the raised median is clear? No problem!

      Want to turn around really quickly, but don't like the three-point turn? Time for some off-roading!

      Ah, the Jeep. Anything's possible!

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    106. Re:Thank you Jesus by operagost · · Score: 1
      I wonder how many people over there never learn to maneuver their cars properly, and are restricting their choice of eating places/whatever to only places that are designed for large groups of cattle..
      I am so very sorry that many of the RABBLE here in the USA are too poor to afford eating establishments with valet parking.
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    107. Re:Thank you Jesus by somersault · · Score: 1

      o_0 that's funny, because I was saying that you'd rather buy bigass (expensive) cars that you dont want to learn to park, then eat at more expensive places that can afford to build their own carpark. It has since transpired that the parent of my first post in fact tends to dislike places where he's had to parallel park, not becauase of the lack of parking, but just because of the crowded nature of the place. We dont even have valet parking over here o_0

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    108. Re:Thank you Jesus by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      I never understood how it can be THAT HARD.

      ...especially for a dinky little tin-can hybrid. Unless it has the turn radius of a Mack truck, I'd expect it should be easy to park one of those anywhere. It would make more sense to put a system like this on a larger vehicle.

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    109. Re:Thank you Jesus by Carnildo · · Score: 1
      what's so hard with a manual gear too?

      same thing, but you guys are gonna use it anyway :) bet in 20 years all US cars have it...

      unless there's still a war in iraq, and in that case u'd better learn how to walk or be ready to pay $6 a gallon for the pseudo-replacement of "petrole"


      Not all automatics get horrid fuel economy, and not all manual transmissions get good economy. My Civic gets 40+ miles per gallon on the highway, which is better than a Civic Hybrid in the hands of someone who isn't good with a manual.
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    110. Re:Thank you Jesus by PrebleNY · · Score: 1

      ah yes, the Boston Bump, or is it the New York Nudge?

    111. Re:Thank you Jesus by thc69 · · Score: 1

      Like the GP, I never have to parallel park. I live in a rural area with a yard large enough to park 100 cars. I parallel park my 26 foot travel trailer in my yard (there's this nice nook in the woods just past the end of my driveway and even with the side of it, exactly the shape and size of the trailer; I back up until the trailer bumper hits the big rock sticking out of the ground) more often than I parallel park my pickup anywhere.

      Oh yeah, and I'm lucky enough to work in a similar area, although the commute is some 45 minutes on country two-lane highways. Lots of dicey passing, no parallel parking. As somebody who lives in a busy area, I imagine you have lots of extra lanes anywhere that you'd try to pass somebody, and don't get a lot of practice passing in the oncoming-traffic-lane.

      The only time I have to parallel park the big honkin' truck is when I venture into the city, usually to deal with government-related bullschitt like getting a copy of my birth certificate or some such.

      That said, I'm still pretty good at it, although I was better at it when I took my driving test (which, as it turned out, didn't include any parallel parking at all) as I had practiced a lot at the time.

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    112. Re:Thank you Jesus by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      When I did my driver's test, I had to "parallel park" in a space defined by four traffic cones, with the only requirements being that the car wound up entirely within the box, and that I didn't cross the "curb" line or hit either "car". Since it was sized for a SUV to park in, I had no trouble parking my Toyota Camery. Took me another few years to actually learn to parallel park.

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    113. Re:Thank you Jesus by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      One of the first things you learn is that it is nearly impossible to make YOUR airbag inflate by backing into someone else.

      The second thing is, most people don't use their parking break, even though they should.

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    114. Re:Thank you Jesus by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      corrected, taken from movie Snatch , quotes provided by IMDB

      [Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]
      Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
      Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of fucking peanuts, is it?
      Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.
      [All three turn and look back at the truck]
      Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come at you from behind.

      good movie btw

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    115. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use your side view mirrors pointed down enought to see the curb(it's not like you need your side view mirros pointing towards the sky anyways).

    116. Re:Thank you Jesus by modecx · · Score: 1

      You know what's funny, buddy? You make one comparison between an older Audi and a newer Jetta, and you get people who assume that you didn't know that Audi and VW are one and the same!

      Of course, the hazard is, it may not be obvious to some that the comparison between an Audi 200 and a 2002 Jetta would be more apt than, say, a comparison between a hummingbird and a Boeing 747, hence the reason the comparison was made in the first place!

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    117. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which year/model? I have the limited production 1991 200 20v turbo quattro sedan ... (I love it, great car to take out of the garage every once in a while for kicks)

    118. Re:Thank you Jesus by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Eeeow, you do realize that 1" = 1 inch...

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    119. Re:Thank you Jesus by Ernesto+Alvarez · · Score: 1

      That is the tricky part there. How do you know how close to the curb you are? If you have a good sense of spatial reasoning, you may have a "feel" for it, but a lot of people don't have that skill. The view shown in your mirrors is misleading.


      If you don't have a good sense of spatial reasoning, maybe you should not drive at all.

      After all, correctly estimating distance (and relative speed, too) is the difference between braking before an intersection, and a major crash.

      Besides, parallel parking is really as simple as the three steps grandparent posted.
    120. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if you are driving a Hummer. You will be out of gas pretty soon. Duh.

    121. Re:Thank you Jesus by modecx · · Score: 1

      It's a 1989 200, Turbo quattro sedan, 5 speed, white, 160,000 miles and still running strong. I've upgraded the brakes and have left pretty much everything else oem. They're deceivingly fast, as you well know... But best of all, it's a sleeper car. It dosen't look special, but it'll suprise people, and that's what I love most about it, that and the roominess.

      I mostly drive it when I'm expecting to haul around a few people, and in the winter, with snow tires, it's amazing, and with studded tires it's unstoppable :)

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    122. Re:Thank you Jesus by somersault · · Score: 1

      Actually no, all the country roads round here are just 2 lane also (and then if you go off the more travelled routes, the roads are still technically wide enough for 2 cars, but may have no markings and be thinner etc), I've had plenty of times in the past where I've been stupid in my overtaking, thankfully never had any accidents, and these days I know the spots in the road where I can see further etc and overtake safely. It's around 25 miles from my family home to the city. I live in the city anyway though, maybe go home every couple of weeks.

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    123. Re:Thank you Jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always take it out of gear when I park. My girlfriend always puts it in first or reverse, depending on the slope. We piss each other off all the time :)

    124. Re:Thank you Jesus by Alioth · · Score: 1

      People don't witter on about how terribly hard cruising is like they do about parallel parking. I'm not saying an auto parking tool is useless, I'm saying that those who really need it probably shouldn't be on the roads in the first place if they can't do something as elementary as parallel park.

    125. Re:Thank you Jesus by Deaths+Hand · · Score: 1

      So how is it not true then? That pages says that you can be tested on parallel parking. It is one of the 4 manoeuvres that you could be asked to do. You may not be tested on it, but you might be, so you still have to learn it before the test.

      I wasn't tested on parallel parking myself, but I still had to learn it beforehand.

    126. Re:Thank you Jesus by mink · · Score: 1

      A man's home is his garage.

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  2. A Tight Spot??? by Wellerite · · Score: 5, Interesting

    a tight parking spot You must be joking - you could fit a Hummer in that spot.

    1. Re:A Tight Spot??? by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Indeed. Call me when somebody builds a car that's actually designed for parallel parking---direct drive on all four wheels and wheels that rotate a full 90 degrees.... Then it will be interesting. Until my car can move straight sideways, I'm rolling my eyes instead. :-)

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    2. Re:A Tight Spot??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      A Hummer will fit anywhere. Just drive over the other cars parked there.

    3. Re:A Tight Spot??? by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      It could be coming.

      Its not exaactly what you ordered, as the rear wheels don't steer, AFAIK. But it does have such a negligible turning radius that you could literally drive forward into a parking spot, and then turn the car... well, any way you wanted.

      Too bad the thing looks like a baby carriage. Probably has the crash rating of one too.

    4. Re:A Tight Spot??? by wildsurf · · Score: 1

      wheels that rotate a full 90 degrees...

      Great, until a software glitch causes this "feature" to kick in at highway speeds... now that I'd like to see.

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    5. Re:A Tight Spot??? by Generic+Guy · · Score: 1
      A Hummer will fit anywhere. Just drive over the other cars parked there.

      I think you're confusing the highly durable military grade Humvees against the vastly inferior (and overpriced) consumer edition. My sister-in-law was an army sgt. and says you could literally drive a mil-spec Humvee down a hill into a tree and the car would be fine. Attach a snorkel and the damn thing can go thru deep water. And up on top, you can mount a friggin' machine gun.

      None of the above applies to the horrendously fragile H2 or smaller H3. Especially not the gun mount. :(

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    6. Re:A Tight Spot??? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Err, where did he say he wanted software control on his wheels? It's no more likely for your wheels to suddenly and unexpectedly turn 90 degress than it is for them to suddenly turn 30 degrees in your current car. Either one would screw you up on a highway.

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    7. Re:A Tight Spot??? by cgenman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I distinctly remember a car from the 50's which had a 5th wheel which would come out the back. This allowed you to drive head-first into a parking spot, then flip a switch to cause the hydrolic wheel to come down and swing the back end off the car until it was parallel.

      Does anyone else remember this car? Any footage or info online?

    8. Re:A Tight Spot??? by DigitalReality · · Score: 1
    9. Re:A Tight Spot??? by KylePflug · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, "Hummer" doesn't mean "H2 or H3," it means "a vehicle of the Hummer brand," which includes the H1. The H1 is not all that different from the Humvee.

    10. Re:A Tight Spot??? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Does anyone else remember this car? Any footage or info online?"

      I remember seeing that, too. If I had to guess, I'd say it came from Newton's Apple.

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    11. Re:A Tight Spot??? by DZign · · Score: 1

      Already done in the 80ies.. I remember viewing photos from a car show.

      It was some swiss car tuner (don't remember the name, same guy that invented a wheel where the axl doesn't connect in the middle but on the side of the rim) who came up with this: a car that lowered 4 small wheels with an electro motor so the car drove sideways into a parking space.

    12. Re:A Tight Spot??? by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      I saw an old clip (probably from the 50s as well) of a car that had an extra set of four wheels set at a 90 degree angle that would pop out and lift the car so that you could "slide it" laterally in a parking space.

      I don't think this has ever been into production and it would require too much addictional gear aboard to be practical but it probably was the simplest idea :)

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    13. Re:A Tight Spot??? by Duds · · Score: 1

      Try the MCC Smart. It's less long than most cars are wide, so you simply drive head first at the kerb.:)

    14. Re:A Tight Spot??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy you're talking about is Franco Sbarro, the model I'm not sure about, but I think it might be the Sbarro Chrono?

    15. Re:A Tight Spot??? by dajak · · Score: 1

      a tight parking spot You must be joking - you could fit a Hummer in that spot.

      I see two tight parking spots...

    16. Re:A Tight Spot??? by Elemenope · · Score: 1

      I dub thee SPOILER of Parties, THIEF of Joy, KILLER of the Almighty Buzz! Talk about killing idle dreams of beautiful and nihilistic destruction. Seriously!

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    17. Re:A Tight Spot??? by rainbowfyre · · Score: 1
      Call me when somebody builds a car that's actually designed for parallel parking---direct drive on all four wheels and wheels that rotate a full 90 degrees.

      What's your phone number?

      http://www.wheels.ca/features/jan_06_tokyo_auto_sh ow.php

      TOYOTA FINE-X ... Like the Nissan Pivo, the Fine-X is designed for incredible manoeuvrability, with a system for rotating on its axis a full 360 degrees. Unlike the Pivo, the entire body of the Fine-X rotates instead of just the cabin, made possible by wheels that turn 90 degrees. This means you can parallel park the vehicle sideways (just turn the wheels 90 degrees and slide into the parking spot).
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    18. Re:A Tight Spot??? by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      Looks sweet except that it's a concept car. I've seen cool concept car designs out there for decades that still haven't made it into actual production. By "builds", I meant "built in actual production where the vehicle can be purchased", not "manufactured in single digit quantities for an auto show"".

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    19. Re:A Tight Spot??? by EvilGrin5000 · · Score: 1

      I agree... and here's more food for thought... On a one-way street you can parallel park on the opposide side of the street (something most of us do once in a great long while). Will this car be able to tell which side you're parking on? and if it can't, then what will you do if your option is just a parking spot on the left side of the street? The article was very short and it seemed shallow as to the content. I felt like I was watching the 10 o'clock news: lots of flashy words but shallow in content.

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    20. Re:A Tight Spot??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why 4? 3 is enough...

    21. Re:A Tight Spot??? by hawk · · Score: 1

      The H2 isn't a Hummer, the label notwithstanding. It's a Suburban with different sheet metal and a few gadgets borrowed from the Hummer . . .

      The H3 is the same thing on yet a smaller chassis . . .

      hawk

    22. Re:A Tight Spot??? by thc69 · · Score: 1

      Parent, GP, and GGP: Sorry, the car already exists, and it IS software controlled, and the software DOES operate when you're on the highway. The GM full size pickups (and possibly the full size SUVs) are available with Quadrasteer, which is software controlled electric-actuated rear wheel steering. Depending on the context, it will turn the rear wheels parallel or perpendicular to the front wheels. If I had that on my GMC, I'd hack it so I could manually control it...Well, maybe my next truck.

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    23. Re:A Tight Spot??? by mink · · Score: 1

      I always thought hummer meant blowjob?

      Hummer, there is nothing like it.

      To find out they are just talking about some car ,that there are plenty of things like, is disappointing.

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  3. Danger? by Metabolife · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So what happens when a maniac driving too fast blocks the path of travel?

    1. Re:Danger? by Gabrill · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You get this amazing expanding fireball rivaling the best explosions from Holleywood! It's the most incredible thing you've ever seen! It roasts marshmallows in 2 seconds flat, and you get free parts (now colored charcoal black) that get special delivery up to three blocks away! And the crowd yells, "Tamaya!", and "Kagiya!"

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  4. Oh Joy by danielluke · · Score: 1

    I can finally move to a big city.

  5. Just wait for the lawsuits to start... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm surprised Toyota's insurers are allowing this. I imagine that every person who gets touched by one of those things moving on its own will sue for $millions.

    dom

    1. Re:Just wait for the lawsuits to start... by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 5, Informative

      The article says that the driver is responsible for controlling the speed of the vehicle via the break pedal. :)

      So this really isn't all that much different from someone being run over by your average driver.

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    2. Re:Just wait for the lawsuits to start... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      LOL. Yeah, but think about it....

      At some point in the next 100 years, car manufacturers will probably be sued to oblivian for ALLOWING A HUMAN driver... :c)

    3. Re:Just wait for the lawsuits to start... by ahem · · Score: 2, Funny
      Jace, he said:

      The article says that the driver is responsible for controlling the speed of the vehicle via the break pedal. :)

      So THAT is why people are getting hurt. Hitting the break pedal instead of the brake pedal.

      :) on with your own bad self.

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    4. Re:Just wait for the lawsuits to start... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Suing the company due to the driver's failure to control their vehicle? Sure, it's parking on auto-pilot, but don't think for one minute that the brakes won't work at least. In fact I'd expect that if you so much as nudge the steering wheel it'll surrender control back to you immediately.

      Yes, I can see people trying to sue Toyota over this, but they'd be wrong, and would deserve to lose (assuming there's no manufacturing defect, etc)

  6. Smarter cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Smarter cars will just make dumber drivers.

    1. Re:Smarter cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah- the last thing we need is drivers who can't parallel park. Think of what would happen if they had to in an emergency and the system failed!

    2. Re:Smarter cars by LewsTherinKinslayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah- the last thing we need is drivers who can't parallel park. Think of what would happen if they had to in an emergency and the system failed!

      I think i missed the pressing need for emergency parallel parking skills.

    3. Re:Smarter cars by Propagandhi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe in the short term, but once the car vs. human war really kicks off natural selection will kick in and start weeding out the stupids.

      If you don't know what I'm talking about, think about this: If cars can park themselves what do they need humans for? .. ..

      The answer is lots of things, but nevermind that. Anime and Asimov have taught us that autonomous machines will inevitably rise up against us, this self parking thing is just the first of several tiny robot steps into a dark, tentacle-rape filled future.

    4. Re:Smarter cars by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      Anime and Asimov have taught us that autonomous machines will inevitably rise up against us, this self parking thing is just the first of several tiny robot steps into a dark, tentacle-rape filled future.

      I'd recommend Daniel Wilson's How To Survive a Robot Uprising . It has the skills you need to protect yourself when the metal ones come for you.

    5. Re:Smarter cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think i missed the pressing need for emergency parallel parking skills.

      The pressing need would be for drivers who have control over their vehicles. If you can parallel park quickly and without hitting the curb or another car you've got decent control over your car.

    6. Re:Smarter cars by tftp · · Score: 1
      Not everyone is born with perfect parking skills and abilities, but practically everybody has to drive if s/he wants to work in a city. Would you force a genius violinist to suffer parallel parking trial each day if he just can't figure out how to do the damn thing - despite him fiddling quite well on his Stradivari?

      This is not a contrived example. When many years ago I went to get my drivers' license someone else, a man about 30 years old, failed the test. He then proceeded to complain louldly: "How come I can fly my supersonic military jet and I can't drive a stupid car?" :-)

      So people can be easily good in one thing and bad in another. You don't complain that Quicken does your finances for you - and so you don't need to complain that someone's else car parks for him. That's what we build all this technology for - to make life simpler for people who want it this way.

    7. Re:Smarter cars by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 1

      If this trend continues, someday kids won't know how to adjust the spark advance to match the engine RPM, or patch an inner tube, or adjust the fuel idle mixture based on the temperature and humidity!

      Imagine a driver who can't fashion a new engine bearing from with a coffee can and a tin snips, and can't fill an acetylene running lamp!

      The horror!

    8. Re:Smarter cars by popeguilty · · Score: 1

      You run Linux, don't you? ;)

    9. Re:Smarter cars by Columcille · · Score: 1

      Metal ones? I feel pretty confident that robots of the future will not be made of metal. Heck, cars even are mostly plastic and chewing gum, why would fully autonomous robots be metal? No, robots of the future will be made of teflon.

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    10. Re:Smarter cars by YGingras · · Score: 1

      Would you force a genius violinist to suffer parallel parking trial each day if he just can't figure out how to do the damn thing

      If he can't park his car, he is too dumb to drive. Come on, this is not rocket science. Its just about evaluating a distance and an angle, which are not optional skills if you want to drive. I hope those car will have a big "dumb driver" sign on them.

    11. Re:Smarter cars by sentientbeing · · Score: 1

      Thankyou, Caractacus Potts.

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    12. Re:Smarter cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't be so quick to call someone dumb. Its just about evaluating a distance... That's nice, I have a condition where I can only see out of one eye at a time (because my eyes don't always point at the same thing, my brain quickly learned not to use both eyes together; each eye has perfect vision, I just don't have depth perception).

      Everyone I know thinks I'm one of the very best drivers out there (crazy, right?). I'm 23, have driven well over 50k miles since turning 16, and have never caused an accident. Growing up, I always wondered if my condition would prohibit me from driving; turns out it doesn't. Perhaps I wouldn't be in your "dumb" category because I avoid parallel parking like the plague; I'm sure if I took to rigorous practice I'd get better. But really, not everybody has a knack for it, don't just write them off as "dumb". It's hard enough never being able to catch a ball flying at my face...

      Sorry, I suppose I'm a little sensitive about the subject, but...

    13. Re:Smarter cars by AtrN · · Score: 1
      Smarter cars will just make dumber drivers.

      Cars will just make lazier walkers.

      Tools just make lazier workers.

      'Tis the way of technological progress. Get used to it.

    14. Re:Smarter cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Smarter cars will make SAFER roads. If I am crossing the street in a rainy day I prefer a dumb driver with ABS who only needs to press the brake hard than an average driver without ABS who does not remember well the technique you have to use to avoid your wheels to block while braking, and when he remembers how to do it he has already slid along the road and hit me hard.

    15. Re:Smarter cars by mikiN · · Score: 1

      Just hope you'll never need to take a patient to the Emergency First Aid entrance at a busy hospital when all parking spaces but one are occupied, while an ambulance passes sirens wailing where you were driving just 30 seconds ago...(real example, and yes, the spaces are parallel to the road instead of at an angle arguably because of limited space, dumb design choice!)

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    16. Re:Smarter cars by gasmasher · · Score: 1

      One of the main points of ABS is to maintain control of the vehicle under heavy braking. In wet or snowy conditions ABS can actually increase the stopping distance of the car but still allow the driver to steer. I guess the moral is look both ways before crossing the street.

    17. Re:Smarter cars by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      If I'm taking somebody to the hospital, screw parallel parking, I'm just going to head into the space at an angle and drive up on the sidewalk/curb/grass/whatever. Hell, I'll just park on their lawn, if that's the easiest solution.

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    18. Re:Smarter cars by mo^ · · Score: 1

      Couldnt agree more, i asked if i could get a test without reversing as I only want to go forward.

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    19. Re:Smarter cars by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      He doesn't just run linux, he hand compiles it on a home made steam driven computer, the parts for which he made in his backyard foundry.

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    20. Re:Smarter cars by jayloden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe it's just me, but it seems to me like driving a vehicle with a manual transmission actually causes you to be a better driver in some respects.

      a) You can't eat/talk on a phone/shave/apply makeup etc nearly as easily when one hand is needed to shift. Obviously this isn't as true on the highway, but definitely for in-town driving.

      b) You can't zone out and totally ignore the road, unless you like the roar of an engine banging against the rev limiter nonstop...

      c) When you drive a manual transmission, you tend not to pull right up to the ass end of the car in front of you, because you realize that they just might need an inch or two to roll back as they leave from a full stop.

      d) Have you ever tried driving in stop-and-go traffic with a stick shift? I am convinced that traffic conditions would be immensely better if everyone had to drive with a clutch, because it makes you insane constantly working the clutch, gas, and brake back and forth to move forward 6 inches at a time, so you're going to either make sure it's worth it, or not cause the situation in the first place. Conversely, with an automatic, it's just releasing the brake a little and then applying it again.

      e) Paying attention to your car, your speed, and the road around you in general is easier and more likely if every few moments you need to shift gears.

      I started driving an automatic transmission and moved to a manual later, and the first thing I noticed was how much more involved I became with my driving. Similarly, when I drive other people's cars or rental cars for extended periods of time, I notice small differences in my own driving. So maybe it's just me, but it certainly seems like the smarter the car is, the less the driver has to work, and the less the driver pays attention.

      For some reason I'm reminded of the story of the RV that crashed on the highway, and the investigation turned up that the driver had turned on Cruise Control and went in back to make himself a sandwich...

    21. Re:Smarter cars by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Hopefully it will eliminate all human operated controls. Except the radio, of course. People have no business operating such dangerous machinery. A car should be as simple as pushing an elevator button. Get the human out of the loop, and reduce accidents by 95% or more.

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    22. Re:Smarter cars by hawk · · Score: 1

      I do think that driving tests should be taken in a vehicle with no power equipment and an unsynchronized manual transmission. But I am willing to allow automatic chokes and spark advance. Grudgingly, but I'd allow them . . .

      hawk

    23. Re:Smarter cars by hawk · · Score: 1

      gawrsh, some of us just use the emergency room entrance that lets you drive to within a few feet of the door, but maybe we're old fashioned :)

      hawk

    24. Re:Smarter cars by whimmel · · Score: 1

      Then why have power steering? If you can't turn the wheel, then you're too weak to drive. Your car should have a "weak driver" sign

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    25. Re:Smarter cars by cduffy · · Score: 1
      Anime and Asimov have taught us that autonomous machines will inevitably rise up against us...
      Where did Asimov say that? (The movie was a perversion of the Zeroth Law -- in the books, when it appeared, the effort needed to negate the First Law for even nonlethal harm to a human was damaging to the robot involved).
  7. Wow ... by bagboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now my kids won't need drivers ed, and I'll save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to....

    1. Re:Wow ... by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Trust me, your kids will still need driver's ed, so they can learn that the left lane is for PASSING, IDIOT, and if you arent PASSING, get OUT of the left lane, IDIOT! Not to mention the whole turn on your turn signal BEFORE you start to turn, and BEFORE you start to brake for the turn. Oh, and the that the accleration lane on an highway onramp is for ACCELERATING, as in you are supposed to match speed with traffic already on the highway, not force it to brake heavily or swerve so you can merge on at 40MPH. And for good measure, I'll throw in when turning at an intersection, turn into the CLOSEST lane. Eg, if you are turning right, turn into the RIGHTmost lane of the road you are turning into, and if you are turning left, turn into the LEFTmost lane of the road you are turning into (and then merge to the right, if you arent passing).

      Of course, I suspect its been a long time since driver's ed taught any of that, since so few people seem to be completely ignorant on those issues. And dont even get me started on the idiots that turn right into the left lane without signalling, and then cruse along at 25MPH on the left lane while gabbing on their cellphone, completely oblivious to the line of traffic that has formed behind them thats actually trying to get where they are going.

    2. Re:Wow ... by MarkChovain · · Score: 1

      In some states, it is no longer a requirement to know how to parallel park in order to get a license. Therefore, even though I've been driving for two years, I still can't parallel park.

      Sad but true.

      I'll even give him credit, but I dont give a speech the article was about how my scores have been forced to stand by and wait for the cooperation that we see in ants is just me, or does it seem that this study is correct enough to be smart and even when I don't?

    3. Re:Wow ... by cubicledrone · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about the asshole in the F150000000000000000000 super-duper-uber-wow-duty my jeans would chafe the asphalt off Interstate 15-my truck has more chrome than your truck has paint-5-ton aircraft landing lights on highbeam clamp-riveted to your ass for 150 miles in the passing lane who, instead of taking 30 seconds to change lanes, has decided that no driver has a sufficient cruising speed?

      After that, we can deal with Miss "my kids are more important than everyone on this planet" who rockets through grocery store parking lots at 40 MPH in a 28 foot SUV terrifying everyone within 75 yards so she can pick up her dry cleaning 90 seconds earlier.

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    4. Re:Wow ... by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      and if you are turning left, turn into the LEFTmost lane of the road you are turning into
      In California, it's legal to turn into any lane when you're turning left (assuming there's only one left turn lane). Of course, it's still a good idea to turn into the leftmost lane, but it's not required. (People turning right have priority anyway, so legally you still have to wait for them, no matter which lane you want to turn left into.)
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    5. Re:Wow ... by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Not if you have a green arrow. That means they'd have a red and are required to stop. If you have a solid green, yes. You yield to oncoming traffic (because they could go straight instead).

    6. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      been doing my part to kill assholes with hypertension like you for the better portion of 3 decades. I'm doing you a favor anyway, maybe you'll learn some time management skills instead of hauling ass down the freeway at 90 mph in a 55 to save 5 minutes and then cutting off 10 minutes worth of traffic waiting to exit just so you can scratch your lazy fucking ass a couple more times before you get out of bed. there is a sort of zen to driving nice and slow (read: 5 over the legal limit) in the leftmost lanes, indeed.

    7. Re:Wow ... by tftp · · Score: 1
      People turning right on red have no priority whatsoever, and if you are turning on green you still have to try to miss the pedestrians.

      Also, in Canada left turn is allowed only into the leftmost lane; you move as necessary afterward.

    8. Re:Wow ... by CTalkobt · · Score: 1

      >> Now my kids won't need drivers ed, and I'll save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to....

      With the US so sue-happy this is a series of law-suits waiting to happen. Even when people don't have it engaged and screw up who are they going to say did it? Themselves or the device? The driver may be responsible for hitting the gas pedal but when you introduce a degree of fault by having the car control the steering you're looking for trouble.

      Wait for the 90 degree wheels. I seem to remember a car that was demoed a while back that had them although I think it was mainly a prototype. Alas, Don't remember the specifics tho.

      Now for some off-topic Karma burn:

      Trust me the company you implied in your post isn't the cheapest... If you're a homeowner then look into who you've got your mortgage with. If you're not a homeowner look at the other insurance companies - especially the ones that don't spend buckoos of $$ advertising their rates. CALL AROUND - COMPARE - USE THE YELLOW PAGES.

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    9. Re:Wow ... by barefootgenius · · Score: 1

      And in New Zealand, you've probably just hit someone.

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    10. Re:Wow ... by tftp · · Score: 1

      It's your own fault, though. Real men drive on the right side!

    11. Re:Wow ... by barefootgenius · · Score: 1

      So true, oh, you mean of the road?

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    12. Re:Wow ... by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      Sad but true.

      Here in the suburbs of Southern California you almost never have to parallel park. Once every few years. I learned when I started driving but in the intervening decades I have forgotten. Why should we have to learn a skill that is so rarely useful to us?

      It's a matter of context.

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    13. Re:Wow ... by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1, Informative

      In California, it's legal to turn into any lane when you're turning left...

      Also in California here, and I'd like to add that the GP was incorrect about passing lanes here as well. The left lane is the "fast lane", not the "passing lane", and if you are driving at the speed limit you are welcome to stay there as long as you'd like. I make a lot of long drives on two-lane highways along the coast where speed traps are prevalent and so are people who like driving 10-15 miles under the limit, so I cruise the entire drive in the left lane going right at 65. Plenty of assholes come flying up on my tail wanting to go 90MPH, but I'm under no obligation to merge every time one of them comes up (and then back again to pass the next slowpoke) just because they want to speed.

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    14. Re:Wow ... by Tmack · · Score: 4, Interesting
      In Georgia, you would get shot for doing such a thing... see this video, shot here by GSU students. Abiding by the speed limit is one thing, but holding up traffic while trying to correct everyone else is not a good idea. The left lane is the "fast lane" in the sense that you are moving "Faster" than those in the lanes to your right. Here, we have signs stating that specifically: "Slower traffic keep right". Meaning if you are not passing, move into the right lane. In Germany and other countries you will be arrested if you are found driving in the left lane and not passing, the left lane is strictly for passing there.

      tm

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    15. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm under no obligation to merge every time one of them comes up (and then back again to pass the next slowpoke) just because they want to speed."

      Just remember : all it takes is ONE time pissing off the wrong person by refusing to let them pass ( children read this website, so I'll refrain from a graphic
      descriptio of what could result in this situation ).

      Are you really willing to take that chance, to suit your own lazy driving habits ?

      Man, you are an arogant fool.

      Especially in California ...

    16. Re:Wow ... by donutello · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You're an asshole and besides that you're wrong. The left lane is not the "fast" lane. It is the passing lane. You know all those "KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS" signs you see all over? What do you think they mean, numbnuts?

      California state law states:

      21654. (a) Notwithstanding the prima facie speed limits, any
      vehicle proceeding upon a highway at a speed less than the normal
      speed of traffic moving in the same direction at such time shall be
      driven in the right-hand lane for traffic or as close as practicable
      to the right-hand edge or curb, except when overtaking and passing
      another vehicle proceeding in the same direction or when preparing
      for a left turn at an intersection or into a private road or
      driveway.
            (b) If a vehicle is being driven at a speed less than the normal
      speed of traffic moving in the same direction at such time, and is
      not being driven in the right-hand lane for traffic or as close as
      practicable to the right-hand edge or curb, it shall constitute prima
      facie evidence that the driver is operating the vehicle in violation
      of subdivision (a) of this section.
            (c) The Department of Transportation, with respect to state
      highways, and local authorities, with respect to highways under their
      jurisdiction, may place and maintain upon highways official signs
      directing slow-moving traffic to use the right-hand traffic lane
      except when overtaking and passing another vehicle or preparing for a
      left turn.

      Asshole.

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    17. Re:Wow ... by StarkRG · · Score: 1

      No, they still teach that... people are just morons and assholes...

      Around here we've got people who drift lanes.

      My half-brother's half-brother (no relation to me) said it quite nicely: In Marin (north of San Fransisco) you've got people who drive like they're high, in the east bay (east of SF, duh) you've got people who drive like assholes, and in the city (SF, if you hadn't guessed it) you've got about 50/50...

    18. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in the suburbs of Southern California you almost never have to parallel park.

      Really? You never park on the street or do you drive from one parking lot to another?

      I learned when I started driving but in the intervening decades I have forgotten. Why should we have to learn a skill that is so rarely useful to us?

      You ever travel? You driver's license allows you to drive anywhere in the country (and most other countries). Parallel parking is part of driving.

    19. Re:Wow ... by edwdig · · Score: 1

      Read what you just pasted. It simply says if you're going slower than the normal speed of traffic, keep to the right unless you have have a good reason not to. Good reasons being you have to make a left turn, or you want to pass someone going even slower than you are. As long as you're keeping up with traffic you can stay in the left lane, at least according to your excerpt.

    20. Re:Wow ... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      ... I enjoy driving in the passing lane at exactly the speed limit, annoying a queue of 50 cars behind me ...

      Just for the record, California's governor is Austrian, not Swiss!

    21. Re:Wow ... by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      That really isn't a better system... it is the same here. The problem is that the rule is not only that the left lane is for passing only, but also that it is prohibited to pass on the righthand side.

      When you pass someone on the righthand side you get ticketed for that. The person driving left does (usually) NOT get a ticket for driving left unnecessarily. This only happens when he drives left without anyone nearby. Apparently the passing on the right is seen as a worse offense than the driving on the left.

      There is nothing wrong with passing on the righthand side, except that it is prohibited. Because it is, people pay less attention when going from the left to the right lane, and don't expect someone passing them there. And thus passing on the righthand side is deemed dangerous, and is prohibited. That is a circular argumentation. Scrapping this rule would probably improve traffic flow.

    22. Re:Wow ... by GeorgeMcBay · · Score: 1

      Did you even read what you cut & pasted? Because it clearly only applies when you're going less than "the normal speed of traffic". One asshole tailgating you and beeping in the left lane trying to go 130 when you're going 80 does not constitute a change in the "normal speed of traffic".

    23. Re:Wow ... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      It simply says if you're going slower than the normal speed of traffic

      The only reason that asshole-who-drives-like-a-Swiss is not going slower than most of the traffic is because he's in the left lane holding back that other traffic, so the cannot be faster than him (well, until they become sufficiently pissed off to pass him on the right, that is...).

      So, while awdlaS does respect the letter of the law, he certainly does not respect its spirit.

    24. Re:Wow ... by oirtemed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The left may be for PASSING but it is NOT for SPEEDING. There is a difference you know, which seems to be be lost on people.

    25. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever seen Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels? Remeber the but where Vinnie Jones smashes that guys head with a car door?

      That's what I'm fantasising about doing to you, you stuck up arrogant selfish fuckwit.

    26. Re:Wow ... by raoul666 · · Score: 1

      It could well be true in California, but everywhere in Canada the left lane is supposed to be used specifically for passing. As in, you drive in the right lane, until you come up behind someone you wish you pass, when you then quickly switch into the left lane, pass, and go back into the right lane. It works very, very well when everyone does it.

      Just a heads up, if you drive up the coast too far, *you* will be the asshole plenty of drivers are complaining about.

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    27. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      but everywhere in Canada the left lane is supposed to be used specifically for passing. As in, you drive in the right lane, until you come up behind someone you wish you pass, when you then quickly switch into the left lane, pass, and go back into the right lane. It works very, very well when everyone does it.

      Apparently in Canada they've designed the roads for sufficient excess capacity to make this work. In large metropolitan areas of the US, traffic would come to a near-absolute standstill if we "reserved" one full lane just for passing. There's simply not enough capacity on the roads. Even when you've got 4 or 6 lanes on an expressway, if you were to leave one effectively closed (except for passing) you'd have commutes of 2 hours. When a broken-down car on the shoulder even squeezes one lane, it causes miles of backups.

      The problem is that a too many idiots think these passing-lane rules should apply even if traffic is moving significantly under the speed limit due to congestion. I'm just plain not going to pull over to let them get by because they feel I'm leaving a few feet too much gap in front of me in heavy traffic. They can suffer like the rest of us.

      Frankly I'd be more than happy never to drive in the left lane, assuming the remaining lanes could reasonably handle the traffic throughput. Indeed I do this on roads with sufficient capacity. But on most of the roads around here, where the capacity is simply insufficient to allow this, I'm going continue to use the left lane, and I'm going to go at least the speed limit, but no, I'm not pulling over when I'm above the speed limit already just so some Type-A personality can risk my life to break the law and get home 3 minutes faster.

      High speed itself is fine; high relative speed (with respect to the rest of traffic) is deadly dangerous.

    28. Re:Wow ... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Oh no, it gets taught in driver's ed. Typically you do everything exactly by the book (in my experience anywho) or you don't get passed.

      However the test to actually get your driver's license involves demonstrating none of that knowledge. I had to go out a little ways from the DMV, 3 point turn, accellerate quickly, brake quickly (both as in without chirping the tires) and drive back, taking care to observe signage and speed limit. Done. Parallel parking? Didn't have to. Highway driving? Nothing.

      Then again, my state has the worst and most worthless driver's ed / testing program in the nation, according to a write up a few years ago by the state newspaper.

      Also, of course, once you have your license there's nothing but good manners and a fear of traffic violations to make you keep good / safe driving habits

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    29. Re:Wow ... by huge+colin · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'd like to add some:

      DON'T brake hard at the last second, especially when approaching an intersection. It makes other people at the intersection nervous.

      DO pay attention to traffic lights, especially when first in line. React promptly when they change.

      DON'T attempt to perform a task that requires the continuous use of one or both hands. (Using a phone, eating, shaving, etc.)

      DON'T follow closely, especially at high speed. During normal traffic flow on the highway, you shouldn't need to use the brakes. If you are braking periodically to avoid running into the back of the car in front of you, then you are too close.

      DON'T use the horn when stopped in heavy traffic. It's not because someone forgot to continue driving that traffic isn't moving, so reminding them won't help.

      DO pull off in a safe place to consult a map (or ask for directions) when unfamiliar with an area. Do NOT simply drive very slowly while searching for your destination.

      DO drive with appropriate equipment in adverse weather conditions. Summer tires on a rear-wheel-drive car in the snow is a hazard to yourself and other drivers.

    30. Re:Wow ... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The left may be for PASSING but it is NOT for SPEEDING. There is a difference you know

      All lanes are for speeding. GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE if you're taking your sweet, sweet time.

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    31. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..and don't forget "don't drive like a dickhead".

      That includes both holding up traffic in the passing lane by doing under or exactly the posted limit AND driving 2 feet from the back of some other dick doing just that.

    32. Re:Wow ... by holt · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are a jerk.

      Also, do not behave like that in Illinois. It is illegal to drive in the left lane if you are not passing in this state. When that law was passed, I thought it was one of the more ridiculous laws this state has on its books, but after reading your comment I now understand why it is necessary.

    33. Re:Wow ... by Stiletto · · Score: 1


      You're also under no obligation to get your smug ass smashed by someone's old beater-mobile. You are like the teenage girls who talk on their cellphones in the movie theater "because they can". Your holier-than-thou attitude is what makes people's daily commutes miserable.

      Try getting into a serious accident. Maybe it will make you contemplate your actions and stop being an obsticle purely for the sake of annoying people.

    34. Re:Wow ... by misfit815 · · Score: 1

      This got modded as Insightful? No wonder there's so many stoopid drivers out there. Good thing Amazon shows my hood-mounted machine gun has shipped...

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    35. Re:Wow ... by Chazmyrr · · Score: 1

      Ok. PASS the car on the right and then get the hell out of the way. If you're going the same speed or less as the cars on the right, you aren't passing. If you want to trot out the law and say that you're just obeying the speed limit, you should know that in many states driving in the left lane is only permitted when passing. In other words, get the hell out of the way.

    36. Re:Wow ... by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1
      I'll throw in when turning at an intersection, turn into the CLOSEST lane. Eg, if you are turning right, turn into the RIGHTmost lane of the road you are turning into, and if you are turning left, turn into the LEFTmost lane of the road you are turning into (and then merge to the right, if you arent passing).

      Not always. If there are two turning lanes that are parallel, then you stay in your lane regardless of the direction of turn. This allows two people to turn in parallel, and it's the reason many places now put dotted lines across the intersection. Otherwise you serialize the turn into one lane - some person decides to start the turn in the left lane, and cross mid-turn into the right. This halves the traffic flow.

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    37. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That film was actually shot by Georgia Tech students.

    38. Re:Wow ... by hellraizr · · Score: 1

      I live in Georgia and I tell you what, One of these days I'm going to shoot someone who tailgates me when I'm already going 15 MPH over the speed limit. If you have a 2 lane highway the rule of thumb is that the right lane is for slower traffic and the left lane is for high speed travel. But under no circumstances am I going to move if I'm going 85 MPH in a 70 and some self important fucking asshole gets behind me in his huge redneck-mobile-F150 and wants me to move.

      It's this simple: Tailgating is extremely dangerous. You should see the looks on the redneck's faces when I slam on my brakes and they are 5 feet behind me going 90 MPH. I really honestly don't fucking care if they wipe out, the law CLEARLY states that you should maintain 1 car length for every 10 miles an hour of speed. So if some asshat runs in to me not only do I get the satisfaction of watching them get a ticket but their insurance gets to fix my car as most southern states are at-fault states.

      again FUCK ALL TAILGATERS! /rant off

    39. Re:Wow ... by duerra · · Score: 1
      You're an asshole and besides that you're wrong. The left lane is not the "fast" lane. It is the passing lane. You know all those "KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS" signs you see all over? What do you think they mean, numbnuts?

      Oh grow up. Not everybody has "KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS" signs posted all over. In Minnesota, we have "SLOW TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT" signs.

      Get over yourself. Asshole.
    40. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you stay in the left lane, having already passed the slower vehicle in the right, then it's you who are the "self important fucking asshole". If you don't, then I agree with you.

    41. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One impatient jerk in the left lane does not constitute the "normal speed of traffic." If the right lane is moving at 65 mph, and I'm going 75 mph in the left lane, I am actually exceeding the "normal speed of traffic." The fact that there might be some asshole behind me who wants to go 90 is not my problem. I am under no obligation to get out of his way, legally or otherwise.

    42. Re:Wow ... by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      Right, I was concentrating on the commonest case, most people usually get it right when there are multiple lanes turning in parallel.

    43. Re:Wow ... by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      It isnt your job to enforce the speed limit in the left lane, or anywhere else unless you are a member of LE (and if you are, I suspect you don't get tailgated much, in the left lane or anywhere else.)

      If you arent passing, get in the right lane, I dont care if you are going the speed limit, or 20 over or under it.

    44. Re:Wow ... by BigAssRat · · Score: 1

      Don't forget those who didn't get in the proper turning lane and rather than go 100 yards down the road and make a u-turn. Instead they decide to stay in the straight lane and just wait til the turning lane is empty so they can move over. Of course this only affects a couple hundred people when they do this, so why should they be inconvenienced by an extra minute or two to make a u-turn?

    45. Re:Wow ... by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      'fast lane' is misleading. Remember that 'fast' is relative. If you are in the left lane, and another vehicle is overtaking you from behind then you are NOT 'fast' - you are 'slow', the other vehicle is 'fast', and you should move to the right.

      Also, I suspect you are wrong, and are just assuming what you beleive to be the law - feel free to provide a specific reference to CA law that supports this.

      Also, this isnt so much about the law, but about common-sense rules of the road that if everyone understood and used, would make a big reduction in the number of traffic jams, accidents, and pissed off drivers. If EVERYONE stayed in the right lane, and used the left lane only to pass (and then got back to the right), theoretically there would be no such thing as a traffic jam.

    46. Re:Wow ... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      If you have no option but to remain in the lane you're in because the other one is full then fair enough but if there is room then you should pull over because as you say tailgating is dangerous and if you have the option to reduce the danger then you'd be a complete muppet to stay where you are because you want to drive above the speed limit and through some sense of outrage that someone wants to drive faster than you.

      I don't know what the law is in the US but in the UK the right hand lanes are overtaking lanes, you use them to overtake cars on the inside lane - they are not "fast" lanes. If you're not overtaking anyone you should be on the inside left hand lane.

    47. Re:Wow ... by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      Which mean exactly the same thing, just not worded as clearly. If you are in the left lane, and another vehicle moving faster than you is overtaking you from behind then you ARE the 'slow traffic' that should be moving to the right. It would save you and everyone else a lot of time if you just stayed there, except for occasions where you would be passing other even slower traffic.

    48. Re:Wow ... by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      And if traffic behind you has to brake to avoid colliding with you, you would then NOT be going the 'normal speed of traffic', you would be going slower, and should get back in the right lane.

      Also note that the concept of 'passing' another vehicle INCLUDES the part where you return to the right lane after overtaking that vehicle.

    49. Re:Wow ... by foxtrot · · Score: 1

      You've got it backward: The guy who comes flying up behind you doing 90mph is a maniac.

      You're the asshole.

      -F

    50. Re:Wow ... by duerra · · Score: 1

      Exactly. It's just the attitude that irritated me. When will people realize that when you point a finger at a person, calling them such things as "asshole" and "numbnuts", you still have 4 pointing right back at yourself?

    51. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Florida, every lane is going 0-10 mph, so it just doesn't matter.

    52. Re:Wow ... by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see you live in the fantasy world where everyone drives at only one of two speeds - 'fast', and 'slow'. What you miss is that while you may be going 'fast' as compared to someone else, your 'fast', may be 'slow' to someone else. Its the standard rules of the road, which most states even have laws for. There is no good reason to block other traffic - KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS. Personally I wish they'd adjust the 'if you rear end someone its automatically your fault' to not apply in the passing lane of highways. (Not to say it would never be, just would no longer be automatic - that could be enough to keep old people and assholes out of the left lane)

      The simple, common sense thing to do when you are in the left and are overtaken from behind, is to move to the right as soon as possible. Did you ever consider that maybe the person behind you is rushing to the hospital where a family member is dying? Or any other legitimate reason for them to be in a hurry (I'm sure you've been in a hurry at one point or another, how would you feel if some asshole decided it was their personal goal to get in your way?)

    53. Re:Wow ... by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      If you are in the passing lane, it is YOU who should take 30 seconds to exit the passing lane so they can pass you. You are preventing him from passing you by remaining in the passing lane.

      One more time:

      RIGHT LANE - where you should be when NOT passing other traffic.
      LEFT LANE - where you should never be, EXCEPT when passing (or IMMEDIATELY prior to a left turn or exit.

    54. Re:Wow ... by RestartLater · · Score: 1

      You're so right. I'm in Canada, and even if I'm going 130km/h (~80mph) in the fast lane, if I notice someone coming up behind me at a faster rate, I find the safest place to change lanes and let them go by.

      The grandparent's attitude of "I'm morally and lawfully correct" really bother me. There have been plenty of instances where these "law-abiding" types go at 110km/h in the fast lane, causing HUGE lines to form behind them. You can't pass 'em either coz there's too much traffic in the "slow" lane to pass, tho sufficient for someone to move over and stay. You know what, I'm gonna get the ticket, if they catch me, so let me go by.

    55. Re:Wow ... by andreyw · · Score: 1

      As someone who has the priviledge of living in the fine state of Illinois, I can tell you that law is never enforced. Nothing pisses me off more that seeing ALL LANES being blocked by two idiots running side by side (d00d lets look at each others trucks, LOL!) , or by several cars in a checker-like position.

      Its also sad when you see a semi snake between sedans and minis, passing them.

    56. Re:Wow ... by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      Machine gun? Hah. It wont be worth much after my hood-mounted Harpoon missles reduce your car to a smoking crater.

    57. Re:Wow ... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      You're right. Nobody is under any obligation to be courteous to others. Nobody is under any obligation not to tell you how much of an asshole you are either.

      Speed doesn't cause accidents. Smart-assed self-centered drivers cause accidents.

    58. Re:Wow ... by macwarriorny · · Score: 1

      The funniest yet saddest thing I've ever seen on the road is when a guy slammed into a car in front of him because he wasn't paying attention while he was shaving and driving at the same time. The kicker - he was using shaving cream and a blade!

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    59. Re:Wow ... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      In Georgia, you would get shot for doing such a thing...

      In Pennsylvania and NJ we don't have much of a choice about the left hand lane. For some reason the road engineers were smoking crack and decided that it was ok for traffic to merge and exist on the left hand of the interstate (and we still have right hand merges and exits at the same time). There is a road in my current city that has the highest fatility rate in the nation mostly because of this ingeneous design.

      So we got people trying to merge into the left hand lane from a compelete stand still and then got your slow pokes getting into the left hand lane trying to exit the interstate.

      Oh well...

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    60. Re:Wow ... by Starcub · · Score: 1
      Both the parent poster and the students who were driving in that video were probably braking Georgia state law. The law is as follows(http://www.georgiatrafficlaws.com/Drive%20 on%20right%20side,%20Exceptions.htm:
      40-6-40.

      (a) Upon all roadways of sufficient width, a vehicle shall be driven upon the right half of the roadway, except as follows:

      (1) When overtaking and passing another vehicle proceeding in the same direction under the rules governing such movement;

      (2) When an obstruction exists making it necessary to drive to the left of the center of the highway, provided that any person so doing shall yield the right of way to all vehicles traveling in the proper direction upon the unobstructed portion of the highway within such a distance as to constitute an immediate hazard;

      (3) Upon a roadway divided into three marked lanes for traffic under the rules applicable thereon; or

      (4) Upon a roadway restricted to one-way traffic.

      (b) Upon all roadways, any vehicle proceeding at less than the normal speed of traffic at the time and place and under the conditions then existing shall be driven in the right-hand lane then available for traffic, or as close as practicable to the right-hand curb or edge of the roadway, except when overtaking and passing another vehicle proceeding in the same direction or when preparing for a left turn at an intersection or into a private road or driveway.

      (c) Upon any roadway having four or more lanes for moving traffic and providing for two-way movement of traffic, no vehicle shall be driven to the left of the center of the roadway except when authorized by official traffic-control devices designating certain lanes to the left of the center of the roadway for use by traffic not otherwise permitted to use such lanes or except as permitted under paragraph (2) of subsection (a) of this Code section. However, this subsection shall not be construed as prohibiting the crossing of the center of the roadway in making a left turn into or from an alley, private road, or driveway.

      (d) No two vehicles shall impede the normal flow of traffic by traveling side by side at the same time while in adjacent lanes, provided that this Code section shall not be construed to prevent vehicles traveling side by side in adjacent lanes because of congested traffic conditions.
      Note specifically parts b and d. Interestingly enough, unlike Califoria, in Georgia according to this statute, you are violating the law for driving too slow in the left hand lane regardless of what speed your traveling at.
    61. Re:Wow ... by misfit815 · · Score: 1

      my absurd idea is better than yours because...

      a) you would then have to drive over or around the crater
      b) a missile consumes more space and allows for fewer shots than a machine gun
      c) machine guns and their ammo are more easily available
      d) the limited damage caused by the machine gun (as compared to a missile) would enable the driver (if it's still alive) to divert the vehicle from the roadway
      e) at the typical range of use (10-20'), the collateral damage of the missile may include your own vehicle
      f) the emissions of the missile at launch would need to be accounted for
      g) the unmistakable sound of a machine gun on full auto would have a much more helpful effect on other drivers than the relatively more surprising sound of an incoming missile - in other words, if we both were to miss our targets, i'd stand the better chance of still accomplishing my goal, while you'd probably get a higher percentage of rubber-neckers

      in summary, the purpose is to get the offender out of my way. while both armaments perform the function, i believe the machine gun is the much better choice

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    62. Re:Wow ... by crabpeople · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "You know all those "KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS" signs you see all over? What do you think they mean, numbnuts?"

      i dunno cockfucker because ive never seen one of those signs. you see i drive in a city not the backwoods trash one lane highways that you drive on. if its a 2 and up lane highway the fast lane is the left lane and the right lane is the slow lane, motherfucker!

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    63. Re:Wow ... by imaginate · · Score: 1

      I don't understand people like you. When I am driving, I don't *want* to be holding other people up. Why can't you drive the speed you want to drive and let other people drive the speed they want to drive?

      I hope you realize that it's *you* who cause a hazardous condition on the highway, by backing up traffic and by forcing people to pass on the right. Passing on the right is dangerous because it means faster traffic must intermingle with the slower traffic in the right lanes.

      And since when did you become so lazy that you won't "merge" lanes for proper driving? It's not even a "merge" - it's a lane change. Any car's rightful place is in the right-most lane that it's reasonable to drive. One should only move to the left in order to pass, and then settle back into the proper driving lanes on the right. If you go to Germany, you would see that the traffic moves more quickly and more safely because people stay to the right. More traffic can move on a given stretch of highway because it isn't dangerously blocked up by people going inappropriate speeds in the wrong lane.

      Your self-righteousness about what you deem to be the proper speed to drive is just strange to me. Even when I am driving over the limit, if someone comes up behind me, I make sure to get out of the way for them. Why would I want them on my tail? Why would I want to prevent them from going the speed they want? It doesn't make sense, and it creates a condition where the majority of traffic just sits in the left-hand lane (despite all the space to the right), because they are too lazy to execute a simple lane change.

    64. Re:Wow ... by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      I think you forgot a few:

      • Attempt a left-turn across heavy oncoming traffic, backing up your lane for miles when there's a traffic signal with a left-turn lane half a block ahead.
      • Attempt to change lanes without activating the turn signals and without checking your side-view mirrors. Bonus points for multiple swerve attempts (I swear I once saw someone attempt to merge into another car three times in a row).
      • Be sure to slow down the closer you get to the highway until you have come to a complete stop on the ramp.
      • If you're in the left-lane, try to pace the car next to you ensuring that no one can get around either one of you.
      • Get in the far left lane of the highway, with miles of open road in front of you, and then drive slower than all of the lanes to the right of you. Ignore the honking horns and flashing lights behind you.
      • When an on-ramp is merging into your lane, be sure to refuse to leave enough room between your car and the one in front so people are unable to merge.
      • If you missed your turn, slam on your brakes. Under no circumstances should you simply continue on to the next turn.
      • If you're being pulled over by a police car, be sure to stop in the most inconvenient spot you can. If possible, you should block a column of heavy traffic.
      • Under no circumstances will state troopers patrol the highways, nor will local law enforcement patrol the local roads and ticket drivers for lack of turn signal usage, poor speed management, etc.

      Sheesh, I could keep going...

      I live in downtown Chicago and drive the Eisenhower every day. Bastard drivers are why the outbound Ike's jammed from Independence to 1st Ave each and every frickin' day. I swear they need to allow weapons on vehicles. I fantasize about popping out of my sun roof and knocking some of the idiot drivers off the road.

      FWIW, my Driver's Ed class never took us on the highway.

    65. Re:Wow ... by imaginate · · Score: 1

      Since when was it "zen" to be self-righteous? You are deluded if you think that imposing your views on others will help them relax. Zen (and courtesy) would be allowing others to do what they want to do, whether you disagree with it or not, as long as they are not hurting you.

    66. Re:Wow ... by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      WTF? The left lane is for drivers going faster than those in the right lane. Period. If the right lane's empty, you're in the left lane doing the speed limit and someone's coming up on you, move the fuck over! As someone else pointed out, _all_ lanes are for speeding.

    67. Re:Wow ... by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1
      most people usually get it right when there are multiple lanes turning in parallel.

      Not around here! Every day there is the guy who decides to sit in the leftmost lane at the light, wander over to the right across 3 lanes in the middle of the turn, cutting you off, stop in the right most lane, stopping everyone else, and then pull off to the Dunkin' Donuts (this is MA after all) on the right side.

      One wonders, why not start off in the right lane?

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    68. Re:Wow ... by arodland · · Score: 1

      Which is just awesome if you really think about it. Suppose you have a 6-lane highway, and everybody is so in love with the law that they all do exactly the speed limit. Nobody would ever be passing anyone, so the road would only be operating at 1/3 capacity, and traffic would be backed up all the way to New Jersey (without regard to which state this hypothetical road is in).

    69. Re:Wow ... by donutello · · Score: 1

      "KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS" is a sign used in California. The original poster had the impression that his behavior was legal in California. The text on that sign is so blindingly clear, anyone who fails to understand it's meaning is a numbnut. His antisocial and illegal behavior causes a lot of people to lose a lot of time out of their lives all so he can get the rush of knowing that he has other people under his control.

      That behavior might be legal in Minnesota but that's not the subject of this discussion.

      So to summarize: I called him a numbnut because he was completely wrong about a very obvious law. I called him an asshole because his behavior is antisocial. He holds people up either because he is too lazy to exercise the common courtesy of moving aside when he's in the way or because he gets a thrill from controlling other peoples lives.

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    70. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, guess what, the lane on the left is now referred to as the fast lane. And if you're on a 2 lane road, you do NOT want to be on the right lane because everyone is cutting into traffic from other roads.

      Of course, its interesting that now even people in the "slow" lane normally travel at over the speed limit.

    71. Re:Wow ... by arodland · · Score: 1
      You're an asshole and besides that you're wrong. The left lane is not the "fast" lane. It is the passing lane. You know all those "KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS" signs you see all over? What do you think they mean, numbnuts?

      You're an asshole and besides that you're wrong. Yes, a few states actually say that specifically. Most are considerably more reasonable. Pennsylvania, for example, says this in 75 PA 3313:


        Except as provided in paragraph (2) and unless otherwise posted, upon all limited access highways having two or more lanes for traffic moving in the same direction, all vehicles shall be driven in the right-hand lanes when available for traffic except when any of the following conditions exist:
        When overtaking and passing another vehicle proceeding in the same direction,
        When traveling at a speed greater than the traffic flow.
        When moving left to allow traffic to merge.
        When preparing for a left turn at an intersection, exit or into a private road or driveway when such left turn is legally permitted


      You can clearly see that the rule isn't "keep right except to pass", it's "keep right except to pass, or to drive fast, or to get out of the way of merging traffic." This is in fact the more common rule in US states, as far as I've been able to determine. The code goes on to explain that "vehicles proceeding at less than normal speed" are required to stay right; other states specifically enumerate an offense of "obstructing traffic" by driving slowly on the left.

      Oh, and the real zinger is that your quote doesn't support your argument at all. It begins by saying that the section only applies to a vehicle being driven "at a speed less than the normal speed of traffic". If you're not driving slowly, then none of that wording applies.
    72. Re:Wow ... by donutello · · Score: 1

      some self important fucking asshole gets behind me in his huge redneck-mobile-F150 and wants me to move.

      It's this simple: Tailgating is extremely dangerous. You should see the looks on the redneck's faces when I slam on my brakes and they are 5 feet behind me going 90 MPH.


      I don't know what you drive but I wouldn't hit my brakes in front of some "huge redneck-mobile-F150". An F150 slamming into the rear or a normal-sized vehicle has a very good chance of killing you. You might get a kick out of the reaction 9 out of 10 times, but what if the 10th time turns out to be an inalert driver who fails to brake in time?

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    73. Re:Wow ... by donutello · · Score: 1

      We were talking about California.

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    74. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. We need more people like you and less arcane laws.

    75. Re:Wow ... by holt · · Score: 1

      Oh, I agree. It doesn't seem to be enforced. Of course, it's hard to tell if that's because the police don't seem to be around when this occurs, or if they're just ignoring it. Probably a lot of both.

      It seems to me that it's pretty hard to tell, from a police perspective, whether or not someone is really in violation of this law. If the vehicle in the left lane is only going slightly faster than its counterpart in the right lane, it's hard to tell if it's legitimately passing or if it's actually maintaining position. The only time I could really see the law being enforced is if someone is stupid enough not to get out of the way of a police car cruising along at 10+ over the limit.

      Still, let's not encourage anyone to drive like an ass! When you're done passing, move over. It's the right thing to do.

    76. Re:Wow ... by arodland · · Score: 1

      Read on. He's as wrong about California as anywhere else. Apparently he thinks he's in New Jersey. They have a real keep-right law.

    77. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I'm not sure I understand your comment 100%...

      in the passing lane who, instead of taking 30 seconds to change lanes, has decided that no driver has a sufficient cruising speed

      Passing on the right is technically illegal (at least on a highway). If you're in the passing lane and moving slower than the car behind you then GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY ASSHOLE. Doesn't matter if they are exceeding the speed limit or whatever, the passing lane is meant for temporary usage, not travelling.

    78. Re:Wow ... by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Yes, and POLICE are for enforcing the law, not YOU so GET OUT OF THE WAY.

      I've had this argument so many times on the nj.com boards, it's not even funny. If you're holding up traffic, you're also breaking the law, regardless of what speed the traffic is going at.

    79. Re:Wow ... by Politburo · · Score: 1

      There are very few left exits and merges in NJ and where they exist it is generally because there is nowhere else for the road to go. They are more frequent in the Philly area due to the usual problems of wedging highways into urban areas (can't speak to the rest of PA). I've seen more left merges/exits since I moved down here to DC.

      NJ road engineers are more than aware of the problems with putting things in the left lane. That is why on many highways with traffic lights you cannot make a left turn and must use the jughandle.

    80. Re:Wow ... by srussell · · Score: 1
      the left lane is for PASSING, IDIOT
      Hey, do you live in Pennsylvania, too?

      Oregon has a law stating that the left lane is to be used only for passing, but I'm not sure that it is enforced much.

      You missed the geriatrics (in Bend, OR, mostly) who pull out from side-streets RIGHT in front of people. But, otherwise, I think you covered the worst offenders. It baffles me why cops are willing to pull people for speeding, but they entirely ignore this other class of hazardous driving.

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    81. Re:Wow ... by hawk · · Score: 1

      >so they can learn that the left lane is for PASSING, IDIOT, and if you
      >arent PASSING, get OUT of the left lane, IDIOT!

      This is true in some states. It is very much *not* the law in others, in which both lanes are supposed to carry traffic (AFAIK, however, all states still require that slower traffic keep right, and I'm not aware of any in which "I was driving the speed limit" is a defense).

      >Oh, and the that the accleration lane on an highway onramp is for
      >ACCELERATING, as in you are supposed to match speed with traffic
      >already on the highway, not force it to brake heavily or swerve so
      >you can merge on at 40MPH.

      >I'll throw in when turning at an intersection, turn into the CLOSEST
      >lane. Eg, if you are turning right, turn into the RIGHTmost lane of
      >the road you are turning into,

      Oh, those were the mild ones. I had to deal with an intersection in Pennsylvania with two left turn lanes. It was rare to get through there without someone changing lanes in the middle of the left turn!

      hawk
      Ahh, I've seen that you've had to drive with 'zonies. Whose idea was it to remove those red plates--i thought that it was a federally mandated warning label for other drivers . . .

    82. Re:Wow ... by RcktMan77 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the rules of driving have changed a bit since perhaps you last had to study for a driving exam. The last nitpick about turning into the closest lane at an intersection when not posted otherwise has not been a rule of driving in many states for quite some time. Though, some states still keep it It is a good rule-of-thumb nonetheless. But if you're driving in a state in which it isn't a law, then you certainly have no leg to stand on if you begin complaining about the driver who ignores doing so.

    83. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the asshole in the F150000000000000000000 super-duper-uber-wow-duty my jeans would chafe the asphalt off Interstate 15-my truck has more chrome than your truck has paint-5-ton aircraft landing lights on highbeam clamp-riveted to your ass for 150 miles in the passing lane who, instead of taking 30 seconds to change lanes, has decided that no driver has a sufficient cruising speed?

      - Dad?

      After that, we can deal with Miss "my kids are more important than everyone on this planet" who rockets through grocery store parking lots at 40 MPH in a 28 foot SUV terrifying everyone within 75 yards so she can pick up her dry cleaning 90 seconds earlier.

      - Mom?

    84. Re:Wow ... by GWBasic · · Score: 1
      I don't think the solution is Driver's Ed, as some schools don't even teach those obvious points. I have yet to go to a state where the points you raise are part of the written driver's test.

      A funny anecdote: One day after work I was driving on I95 in MA. (It's also known as 128.) When I got on the highway, traffic was slowed to a crawl. I creeped along for a few minutes, until I got to a computer-controlled sign that said, "LEFT LANE PASSING ONLY $100 FINE".

    85. Re:Wow ... by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

      the passing lane is meant for temporary usage, not travelling.

      Tell that to the fucktard who tailgates everyone that uses that lane for more than 500 feet.

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    86. Re:Wow ... by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      I wasnt so much talking about law (except in cases where the laws do specifically require those), but the common sense rules of the road that suggest the roads are for everyone to share, and that its obnoxious, rude, and dangerous to ignore them.

    87. Re:Wow ... by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      To address everyone who's calling me an asshole, you seem to have missed the point that I'm speaking of a *two lane* (each direction) highway, so "one lane over" is the slowest, rightmost lane - and that lane is usually dotted with cars going well below the speed limit, since this is a semi-rural freeway that is used for cross-town traffic (so people are often merging on or off), plus it seems people are afraid of the cops and overcompensate by driving too slow. So my options in this situation are:

      1) Stay in the right lane, drive with everybody going to 10-15mph slower than the limit, and take much longer to get to my destination.

      2) Stay in the left lane, speed with all the maniacs, and risk a traffic ticket (amongst other dangers).

      3) Weave back and forth, merging into the slow lane every time someone wants to speed past me, and back again so I'm not stuck with the slow traffic.

      4) Stay in the left lane, passing the slow traffic, and going as fast as I legally can, possibly causing some other people to weave dangerously if they're in such a big hurry and/or don't care about traffic tickets.

      None of these options really suits me, but I choose #4 because that's the only one where I'm neither sacrificing my own convenience nor breaking the law nor creating a dangerous situation myself. If some people want to weave through slower traffic on the right to go past someone who's going as fast as they legally can, then *they're the nuisance*. And I don't really blame the people who want to go faster, just the maniacs who drive *way* faster and then weave dangerously so they can continue speeding.

      What I blame are the traffic laws that force me to choose between driving safely (with the average speed of faster traffic) or obeying the law. Those same laws also create this situation to an extent, as they encourage people to drive slower than is sensible as well. And I've gotten my fair share of speeding tickets for going ~5mph over around here, so saying "oh just go ahead and speed a little no on will care and it's safer to speed with traffic" won't fly with me. The cops are the ones at fault here, and/or the legislation that they're enforcing. I'm being forced by their bad laws to choose the lesser evil. They're the assholes, not me.

      And yes, on bigger highways where there are slower lanes going around the speed limit, I will stay there and out of the left lane. But on a 2-lane highway with slow traffic, you can't fault me for going as fast as legally possible in the fast lane.

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    88. Re:Wow ... by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1

      Here's another one: If you're stopping in a lane of traffic on a restricted access road where traffic isn't expected to stop (beltway, parkway, expressway, freeway, etc), hit your hazard flashers when you approach a traffic jam to give the people behind you you're about to stop in the middle of a freeway.

      And while we're on the topic of being visible and warning other drivers about surprise moves, is it raining or foggy? Turn your headlights on. Are there cars coming the other way or are you behind someone? Shut off your high-beams and fog lights. And the bicycle lane is not for turning or passing unless posted otherwise...

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    89. Re:Wow ... by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1
      In California, it's legal to turn into any lane when you're turning left (assuming there's only one left turn lane).

      And the answers to the written portion of the test are available upon request while you're taking the test. You can also get your license with a high enough written score even if you fail the driving portion of the test in California. I don't know why any other state will let you surrender a California license for a local license without taking an actual driver's test first...

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    90. Re:Wow ... by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      That attitude is going to get you shot, or eventually that big F150/whatever is going to "accidentally" clip the corner of your rear fender as he goes around you. Then YOU will be the one wiping out.

      Don't go out of your way to piss people in larger vehicles off, even if you believe you're "right" In the end, you won't win.

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    91. Re:Wow ... by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      Heres some more

      1. Fog lights are amber or orange, never white - they are also aimed down toward the road, never up into other drivers faces.
      2. Turn your headlights (low beams) always, anytime your car is moving.
      2b. When your car is NOT moving, turn OFF your headlights, especially if your car is aimed anywhere oncoming traffic might be. Keep your PARKING lights on though, if you like.
      2c. Dont move your car anywhere outside a parking lot if only your parking lights are on. (Your 'running lights' are your headlights - the other setting which has just marker lights are the 'parking lights', not 'running lights')
      3. 'Off road' 'driving' lights (eg any white light beyond the factory-brightness pair of standard headlights) are for use only 'Off road'
      4. There is no such thing as 'On road' 'driving' lights - except for your factory-brightness single pair of standard factory-installed headlights.

  8. Road Test by BongoBen · · Score: 1

    Now if the car can make a 3-point turn, it could pass a driver's test.

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    1. Re:Road Test by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      You forgot 'navigating the ring of idiots'. Er, I mean, traffic circle.

      We'll probably see that technology when they successfully adapt the asteroid dodging technology they used on the space shuttles in Armageddon.
      *Beep beep beep*
      *WHUMP*

      "...what was that?"
      "Pedestrian."
      "Oh."

  9. Liability issues by Samir+Gupta · · Score: 5, Informative

    This has been available for several years now in Japan and other non-US markets. The reason why Toyota didn't release this tech in the US was fear of liability lawsuits in the US' sue-happy culture if something went wrong. Have they changed their stance on this?

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    1. Re:Liability issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right and I don't think it'll be soon that Toyota will want to take such a risk. See another reply down.

    2. Re:Liability issues by ROBOKATZ · · Score: 1
      This has been available for several years now in Japan and other non-US markets. The reason why Toyota didn't release this tech in the US was fear of liability lawsuits in the US' sue-happy culture if something went wrong.

      Where did you get this from?

      Have they changed their stance on this?

      Why are you asking this if you know the above to be true?

    3. Re:Liability issues by DigitlDud · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't see how liability is an issue if the driver is responsible for braking.

    4. Re:Liability issues by toQDuj · · Score: 1

      Have they changed their stance on this?

      No, but now they have EULA's :)

      B.

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    5. Re:Liability issues by morie · · Score: 1

      Considering it's called a drivers licence, shouldn't that be EUDLA?

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    6. Re:Liability issues by NuShrike · · Score: 1

      From Toyota, for the same reasons why they won't get rid of the "I Agree" button on their Navigation as well as most Navigation (configuration and destination rerouting options), Radio (list what song is currently playing), and Phone (what number is currently calling) functions when the vehicle is moving.

      Same reason they won't bring the EV Mode button over either., but some reason it's not affecting Honda.

      We're sue happy here.. is almost the direct quote.

  10. In related news... by wildsurf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Self-posting stories coming to Slashdot.

    This involves the finely-tuned process of randomly selecting an article from two days ago, changing a few words around, and clicking "Submit."

    Come to think of it, this has been going on for quite some time now.

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    1. Re:In related news... by MarkChovain · · Score: 1

      Probably true, as well. On the contrary, what is legal and what is going to kill a user who really knows what they're doing will be a genius yet. Nice to know that the software he use to login into remote systems need help to keep updated and have feature increases.

    2. Re:In related news... by sr180 · · Score: 1

      Self-posting stories coming to Slashdot.

      That would be called Digg, and if i wanted to see it I would go there instead. But I dont.

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    3. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come to think of it, this has been going on for quite some time now.

      There's also also the selective bias utilized by DoucheBag Zonk to make sure only the appropriate groupthink is applied in the posted article summary. :(

    4. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, you aim to make fun of digg, yet somehow u fail to realize that this isn't news. These cars have been out for forever in other countries and this very same news was posted about 3 months back on digg. slashdot is so far behind anymore.

    5. Re:In related news... by MK_CSGuy · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the finely-tuned process of re-posting it after a few days.

  11. Who's liable for screwups? by mobiux · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So if this system screws up, mis-calculates the available space and dents a ferrari, is toyota going to pony up?

    1. Re:Who's liable for screwups? by osmodion · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course not. I'm willing to bet that the lease/sale contract will specifically cover Toyota if there is an accident during park assist. Since the driver still needs to be controlling the speed, via the brake, the driver must be paying attention and is in a position to prevent an accident. Therefore, without a serious system failure (along the lines of any other manufacturing defect), it will still be the driver's fault.

    2. Re:Who's liable for screwups? by O_at_TT · · Score: 1

      I assume "you" are. (the driver, err owner/passenger of the vehicle).

      Just like you are responsible for your dog and your under-18 kids, you are responsible for your robotic car.

      It's then up to you to turn the psychological trauma of getting your butt kicked by an angry Ferrari owner into a class-action lawsuit against Toyota.

      IANAL, though maybe I should be...

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    3. Re:Who's liable for screwups? by McCarrum · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you have Cruise Control active, and you hit someone, can you claim against that?

      No.

    4. Re:Who's liable for screwups? by Tom · · Score: 1

      You must be from the US if the first thing that comes to your mind is legal liabilities.

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    5. Re:Who's liable for screwups? by ctid · · Score: 1

      Read the article: "With the self-parking assistant, the driver is only responsible for controlling the speed of the car, via the brake pedal." My guess is that this would let Toyota escape any legal liability, unless the system malfunctions.

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    6. Re:Who's liable for screwups? by Technician · · Score: 0

      If you have Cruise Control active, and you hit someone, can you claim against that?


      Is this a joke or troll?

      You can't set the cruise control at slow speeds. If you enguage auto park while on cruise control (above 20 MPH) then you have other problems.

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    7. Re:Who's liable for screwups? by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is this a joke or troll?

      Look up. Way, way up there the point passed over your head. The point was that automated systems don't absolve you of the responsibility of driving. If you have cruise control engaged and that would lead to a collision, it's your responsibility to hit the brakes. If you have auto park engaged and that would lead to a collision, it's your responsibility to hit the brakes.

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    8. Re:Who's liable for screwups? by Nasarius · · Score: 1

      Cruise control merely sets a speed. It doesn't take control of your steering wheel.

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    9. Re:Who's liable for screwups? by ToastyKen · · Score: 1

      And this system merely controls your steering wheel. It doesn't set your speed. :)

    10. Re:Who's liable for screwups? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This technology has been in demo for quite a few years in Japan, sometime around 2000 if I remember right. At that time they said it would probably never be released in America because of lawsuit issues.

      But seriously folks, parallel parking even a fullsize pickup in a small spot isn't really that hard.

    11. Re:Who's liable for screwups? by whoop · · Score: 1

      Hit the brakes, hit the brakes. But what about when I'm REALLY in a hurry and have figured out I can get out of the car then hit the auto-park button? Then just let the car park itself while I run into Starbucks and get my $5 cup of coffee. Then it's not my fault and I can sue the car makers. Yay!

    12. Re:Who's liable for screwups? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, cruise controls often will let you set them to extremely illegal speeds, including those in excess of 100 mph.

    13. Re:Who's liable for screwups? by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      But cruise control does not purport to protect you from collisions with cars in front of you. This parallel parking device DOES purport to avoid collisions with other cars on the street. The two are therefore not analogous.

  12. How soon? by toupsie · · Score: 4, Funny

    How soon will there be legal ads on TV asking if you have been injured by a self-parking car?

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    1. Re:How soon? by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      That's not what scares me. What would scare me is someone suing after being injured by a parked car.

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  13. Almost a good solution ... by icepick72 · · Score: 4, Funny

    But is it smart enough to move itself when it senses the parking enforcement officer approaching with a ticket.

    1. Re:Almost a good solution ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. They are programmed to run over parking enforcement officers repeatedly, GTA style.

    2. Re:Almost a good solution ... by icepick72 · · Score: 1

      So would that be Greater Toronto Area ;)

    3. Re:Almost a good solution ... by icepick72 · · Score: 1

      So would that be Greater Toronto Area ;)

      (Posted in wrong place the first time ... shoulda' used Preview!)

    4. Re:Almost a good solution ... by popeguilty · · Score: 1

      I have a newfound respect for Toyota.

    5. Re:Almost a good solution ... by sco08y · · Score: 1

      But is it smart enough to move itself when it senses the parking enforcement officer approaching with a ticket.

      "Parking enforcement officer"? Those worthless fat fucks are called meter maids.

  14. Great, the last qualification.... by stox · · Score: 3, Interesting

    on driving tests to keep the completely brain-dead off the road will be eliminated. I hope examiners will demand that this feature be turned off for testing.

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    1. Re:Great, the last qualification.... by LewsTherinKinslayer · · Score: 1

      on driving tests to keep the completely brain-dead off the road will be eliminated. I hope examiners will demand that this feature be turned off for testing.

      I really doubt that being able to parallel park means much as far as how "brain-dead" a driver is. I don't know anything about the rest of the country, but here in Western New York, the average person's driving habits are beginning to get rather foolish. I'm hold particular contempt for all the people who pass on the shoulder at 50mph to get around someone making a left hand turn. Great idea, suddenly veer into a non-lane with little to no warning, into what is often an area you can't see far ahead in. These people are a pedestrian fatality waiting to happen.

      Yet those people can parallel park a car and make a three-point turn, so they're qualified to drive. Feh.

    2. Re:Great, the last qualification.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In north carolina, you're not required to know how to parallel park. At least, not in wake county (where Raleigh, the capital is). The driving test involves driving maybe a quarter of a mile, through at least one stop sign and one rail road crossing, and making a three point turn before returning to the DMV office.

    3. Re:Great, the last qualification.... by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Nothing that couldn't be solved with a doppler radar and one of those pop-up anti-terrorist barriers. Zoom. Splat.

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    4. Re:Great, the last qualification.... by Kpt+Kill · · Score: 1

      In ohio, parallel isn't required to get your license. And if it was, I would assume most people, myself included, would find the smallest econ car that I could, and test in that. Who in their right mind would test in a full sized conversion van?

    5. Re:Great, the last qualification.... by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      I truely suspect they will, after all you aren't allowed to use cruse control when your doing your test. Why should this be any different?

    6. Re:Great, the last qualification.... by IntergalacticWalrus · · Score: 1

      Bah, I actually failed my parallel parking on my driving test and got my license nonetheless (and in two years of driving I've only had to parallel park twice, which I managed to pull off not too badly).

    7. Re:Great, the last qualification.... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      I didn't even have to do the rail crossing (There isn't one any where near the DMV in Rutherford county)

      Other than that, you're dead on--I made a left hand turn, a right, 3 point turn, accelleration and braking control, observe a stop sign, back to the DMV.

      So far though I've never been in a situation where I needed to be able to parallel park.

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    8. Re:Great, the last qualification.... by netrage_is_bad · · Score: 1

      Good thing that Parallel parking hasn't been part of the Driver's Test in Ohio for years. We've instead replaced it with manuverability. Funny thing is I could never do it to the right, but could do it to the left without using mirrors. But I did pass going to the right on the exam :)(I only bumped a cone)

    9. Re:Great, the last qualification.... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      I live in a part of the country with almost no parallel parking, and I haven't parallel parked in probably a decade. However, I reserve the right to make fun of you for probably having no idea how to most safely hit a deer, or what the average safe speed on a 75MPH highway is.

      In other words, we don't all live where you do or in places similar to it.

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    10. Re:Great, the last qualification.... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Since finishing Driver's Ed I've had to parallel park exactly... zero times. I anticipate this trend to continue until I'm old, grey, and incapable of driving at all.

    11. Re:Great, the last qualification.... by Frenchy_2001 · · Score: 1

      Great, the last qualification on driving tests to keep the completely brain-dead off the road will be eliminated. I hope examiners will demand that this feature be turned off for testing.

      Actually, in California, parallel parking has already been eliminated from the official driving test.
      It may be just me, but it shows... ;^)

    12. Re:Great, the last qualification.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh... you jest.

      3 years ago, my Grandmother [rest her soul] (92 yrs old, cataracts, high-dosage, maintainance perscriptions of codine and darvocet (opiates and narcotics) to deal with advanced ostio-arthritis) was able to renew her licence via snail-mail.

      The point, of which you write, has not only been reached -- it was passed, some time ago.

    13. Re:Great, the last qualification.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope examiners will demand that this feature be turned off for testing.

      You can hope, but it would be inconsistent with their current testing.

      When I took the test, they didn't demand that you take it in a car without an automatic transmission, or anti-lock brakes, or any other features that my car actually had. Yes, this means that you can get a license and still be completely unable to operate a given car. Heck, in college two of us borrowed a friend's VW, and were unable to get it out of the parking lot because we couldn't figure out the trick for putting it in reverse (you have to push the stick *down*). And even if you can (a) drive, (b) drive stick, (c) drive a VW stick, if you try to drive a diesel in cold weather, you probably won't know to let the glow plugs warm up the engine first, so you might not get anywhere.

      That is, a driver's license is to show that you know the rules of the road, not that you have the ability to drive any vehicle.

      Why would an automatic-parker be any different? Just because you can't park a car without it doesn't mean anything -- most people in this country can't drive a car without an automatic transmission, but we still let them drive.

    14. Re:Great, the last qualification.... by SamNmaX · · Score: 1
      on driving tests to keep the completely brain-dead off the road will be eliminated. I hope examiners will demand that this feature be turned off for testing.

      All that really matters is that you are able to parallel park. This part of such a test isn't a general test of your overall manuvarability, it's test of a very specific thing. They will be able to figure out how competent you are in many other ways. Parallel parking here in Ontario, though tested, isn't the type of thing they are going to fail you on just because you take a while for you to get into a spot. It can be a frustrating maneuver but it's unlikely to turn into something dangerous unless you are stupid otherwise.

      Whether you do it manually or the car does it automatically isn't the issue. Sure, you certainly could be in a different car while doing normal driving vs when you do the test, but I wouldn't be suprised at all to find this becoming a very standard sort of feature in the not too distance future. I do suspect a lot more than this will be automated sooner than many people think, and as more becomes automated, less skill will be required to drive.

  15. progress? by Douglas+Simmons · · Score: 1

    Figuring out how to parallel park is a right of passage worth preserving. Just like learning to spell parallel.

    1. Re:progress? by quokkapox · · Score: 1
      Which is why we shouldn't allow these vehicles the rite of passage across our borders.

      Sorry, I had to :)

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    2. Re:progress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort of learning how to spell "rite"? I'd say you should get that one down before learning how to spell parallel.

  16. Does it work the other way around? by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is great and can't possibly get to the U.S. fast enough, but what it really needs to have is the feature for reversing the process so people can get out of parking spots (maybe it does, can't view the video on this computer). Any parking spot. I can't count how many times I've seen a driver so damn eager to get on the cell phone as soon as he gets in the car that he can't get out of the parking spot without tying up street traffic or parking lot traffic while driving with one arm and half a brain, 'cause god forbid one should put that stupid phone down and drive.

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  17. Here is a video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://m90.org/index.php?id=13279

    Shows a BMW parking itself

  18. tight ? by phreakv6 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    you could land a jumbo fscking jet in that tight spot

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    1. Re:tight ? by L0stm4n · · Score: 0

      It was a funny angle!

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    2. Re:tight ? by dinther · · Score: 1

      Automatic parking? That only works at night time here. Before 5 AM and after 10 PM. Why? At any other time there are no free car parks! Whooooaaaaa ha ha ha ha. Parking. Yeah sure (And I drove around the block again hoping in vain to use my $700 parking feature)

  19. Great. by alphasubzero949 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Will these new hybrids toast my bread for breakfast and hold my cell phone for me while I'm behind the wheel too?

  20. flying? by lateralus_1024 · · Score: 1

    Not the flying cars that I was promised, but it's a start.

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  21. Finally.... by zivr · · Score: 0

    Technology is supporting my drinking habit, first a beer fetching robot, and now a car that will park itself if im to drunk! w00t.

  22. Glad to see they put this in a hybird car. by MarkChovain · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I love the Hybrid car philosophy, it is a step away from gas-guzzling SUV's. This is a great incentive for people to buy a Prius over another car too, and the body on the new models look alot better than the older ones. My friends dad has a Prius, and it drives fast, and it rides ALOT more smooth than a traditional car. I just don't know why this idea was never embrassed before. Also, how come we don't have cars that can drive themself on the interstate? It doesn't seem like it would be hard at all, since they could just implement sensors into an interstate quite simply since it is all managed by the government, an open standard could be created by the Govt, and all the car companies could follow.

    1. Re:Glad to see they put this in a hybird car. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      actually... they've been testing such a thing for many years. Basically, a magnetic strip runs center of each lane, which allows the car to determine if it's veering one way or the other. In addition, the cars are built with sensors which allow for advanced forms of "drafting" whereby each vehicle is spaced most efficiently to enhance fuel economy. Read about it 5+ years ago in a readers' digest. Not entirely sure what happened afterwards, though.

      On an interesting side note, certain parts of Philadelphia tested a "diamond" system. Essentially, diamonds are painted on the roads' surface and you are to keep one diamond between yourself and the car in front of you. Basically, it's an aid to judge distance. The one problem they ran into while testing was that people kept using the space to jump in the lane :p. Go figure.

  23. Parking meter... by cl191 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now if this thing will have on board RFID to the parking meter or somehow has an arm to put quarters into the meter will be perfect.

  24. Obligatory by gbobeck · · Score: 3, Funny

    In America, cars parallel park you.
    In Soviet Russia, you parallel park cars!

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    1. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA

      In America cars do NOT park you, because America does not have the technology.

      The rest of the world does.

    2. Re:Obligatory by gbobeck · · Score: 1

      Its a joke, dammit!

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  25. Re:Most new drivers suck by codeviking · · Score: 1

    I agree about the fart machines. I guess it is supposed to sound powerful, but it doesn't. My friend used to drive a '69 Oldsmobile with a bored-out 455 in it. That car had power: a deep, rich rumble. You can't compare that to some kid with an exhaust pipe farting down the road.

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  26. Re:Most new drivers suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    funny...most "jap" cars are assembled in the states now. and seriously, what exactly are you compensating for? perhaps a lingering /. addiction.....

  27. Smarter cars=Do your trust their software...? by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1

    Agree. There will have cars that will slow down or speed up to keep pace with the trafic. Then they will have cars that stay in their own lane automatically, cars that warn the driver if there is a person behind when backing up. All this means is that there will be more and more reliance on software to keep people's lives safe. And if companies will want to cut corners here and there and will just install Windows or Linux on the computer they won't stay business for long. Even Linux is not good enough (/ducks, waiting for /.-ers for through rocks or just really heavy heatsinks, or 80s hard drives). Granted software is already flying thousands of people over the Atlantic "pond" every day, and is flying stuff to Mars. But somehow I see the KIA executives saying "Hmm, we need good software, should we license INTEGRITY/178 or we could save money and just install Windows, heck we all know how to use Windows..."

    1. Re:Smarter cars=Do your trust their software...? by Plammox · · Score: 1

      Car makers are fully aware of the problem potential of badly developed software. They try to apply the following methodology to their embedded software development, Automotive Spice.

      I once interviewed with a company designing software for automotive applications, and apparently all car makers are scrambling to implement this (all European ones, anyway). According to them, the mechanical/engine/body parts in a car are no longer affected by severe quality problems across the industry the same way the on-board software is.

      Any Slashdot readers with nice examples, here? :)

    2. Re:Smarter cars=Do your trust their software...? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      All this means is that there will be more and more reliance on software to keep people's lives safe.

      You mean like how our nuclear power plants, air traffic control, and nuclear weapon systems are already tied to such systems?

      But seriously (actually that was being serious) human error is usually 99% of the reason things fail. We have about 40,000 car accident deaths per year and not a single one of them were caused by a software failure.

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    3. Re:Smarter cars=Do your trust their software...? by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1
      But it will take only one crash caused by software in the future to put a major crimp in the acceptance of such "smart cars". This is the same mentality as air crashes. A lot more people die from smoking and car accidents each year, but OMG, air crash! The news goes around the world. Just a couple of days ago I heard of an air crash some place in Brazil -- 19 dead. I would think 100s more died in car accidents just in US, but that's not interesting news, of course. So the news will probably cover the one in 1000 car crash caused by software (or blamed on software -- watch everyone blame their speeding and parking tickets on software!), and everyone will stay away from those cars. Most people don't do research, they just go and shop with their emotions.

  28. Autovalet by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Now if these cars would just park themselves far from where they drop me off, we can get rid of street parking in Manhattan. The cars can park themselves outside the city center where parking is plentiful/cheap/free, and we can triple the capacity of our existing streets.

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    1. Re:Autovalet by pizpot · · Score: 1

      Instead of auto-park far away, why not just let it circle the block until you are ready to be picked up. Oil is for sale not saving.

    2. Re:Autovalet by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      There's only so much "around the block", and unlimited cars. In midtown Manhattan, where I parked this afternoon (for $45 for 3 hours), "around the block" is about 3K'. Cars are about 15' including "bumper room", so that's about 200 cars, or maybe 800-1000 people. Buildings are about 50 storeys high, with about 1000 people per storey for 50K people. More than 50x the circling car capacity.

      And oil is for plastic, not burning.

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    3. Re:Autovalet by dodobh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now if these cars would just park themselves far from where they drop me off

      Out here, we call that a taxi. There are even bigger vehicles available, which run on fixed routes and are called buses. And then we also have trains. Perhaps you need to explore alternatives?

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    4. Re:Autovalet by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Who drives in New York City other than cabbies?

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    5. Re:Autovalet by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Around the block should be 2,112 feet (644 meters). Unless they don't make blocks like they used to.

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    6. Re:Autovalet by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I think I've seen those here in NYC.

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    7. Re:Autovalet by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I do, because I grew to hate the cabbies who took over in the 1990s. I'd rather cut them off in traffic than put my life exclusively in their hands.

      "Asshole driving", NYC style, ought to be a Summer Olympics sport: "Urban slalom".

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    8. Re:Autovalet by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I used the Manhattan rules of "20 blocks to the mile, 4x across", which mainly apply to cab travel. That's (5280 / 20) * 2 + (5280 / 5) * 2 = 2640, which I rounded to 3K. By plan, the actual blocks are 922x200', perimeter 2244. But I overestimated car size, especially in Manhattan - it's closer to 12'. The two margins of error mostly cancel.

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    9. Re:Autovalet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try taking someone on a date, or going to a late party, on a bus.

    10. Re:Autovalet by dodobh · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that. Worked out fine.

      Cars don't scale. Public transport does.

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  29. Lose control? by mercuryswitch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What I'm concerned about is what if you accidentally hit the assist switch while driving on the freeway, or if the auto-pilot device could be over-ridden, or hi-jacked, and perhaps you can lose control of your car, from some mischievous kid tampering with your on-board computer system.

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    1. Re:Lose control? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Lose control? by MachDelta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well for starters, im gonna guess you need to be stopped to engage the assist mode. Also, I don't think your average young mischevious punk could figure out how to 'hack' the thing. Car computers tend to be magical black boxes whos inner workings are carefuly guarded secrets. And lastly, all else failing you can always just hit the brakes. Thats what they're there for.

      New vehicle technology always sounds scary, but eventually you'll wonder how you ever survived without it. ABS, anyone?

    3. Re:Lose control? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds more fun to hit the cruise control while parking.

    4. Re:Lose control? by tftp · · Score: 1

      In Prius the gear selector is completely foolproof because it only signals the car's computers what you'd like to do - and that does not mean a thing if the computer thinks it unwise. For example, switching to reverse at 60 mph won't break anything (and nothing would happen.) The worst you could do is to accidentally switch to 'B' position and lose some efficiency (this setting activates engine braking instead of regen braking.)

    5. Re:Lose control? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, since we all know software is foolproof...

      As an extreme example, ever heard of a little company called AECL?
      http://www.ccnr.org/fatal_dose.html

    6. Re:Lose control? by tftp · · Score: 1

      Yes, Therac-25 case is very well known in embedded software world (where I exist.) It is specifically mentioned in every study of reliability of firmware - especially where failures are life-threatening. There are methods to exhaustively prove that a certain piece of software is correct, and these methods (expensive that they are) are sometimes used. Cheaper methods use parallel processing and voting on results, for example. There are many ways to reach the necessary reliability.

    7. Re:Lose control? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      A more fitting example would be this crash of an A320, though the cause is not settled between a failure of the filght computer and/or instrumentation and pilot error.

    8. Re:Lose control? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, if the system is simple enough to make that practical, but given the choice, I prefer that any critical device or system uses hardware interlocks in addition to software wherever possible. Perhaps I'm just getting old, but I wonder, on a Prius is it actually _possible_ for the computer to put the car in reverse at high speed? I suspect it's not, and I'll bet it has a simple hardware interlock to ensure this, in addition to it being "impossible" in the software.

    9. Re:Lose control? by tftp · · Score: 1

      I don't know how exactly the hardware is done, but I would expect to see some FPGAs doing the control of MGs. These FPGAs can have all the hardware interlocks one can possibly desire. For example, there can be an independent "speed above 0.001 mph" detector which would be simply disabling the reverse until the car is stopped and stays stopped for a second or so. I am sure the thought crossed some minds at Toyota; as far as I can tell, the car manages itself really well.

    10. Re:Lose control? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so basically the car is designed for idiots...

    11. Re:Lose control? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like for Anonymous Cowards :-)

    12. Re:Lose control? by ztransform · · Score: 1
      Ooo scary what will happen if I flick the autopark switch while driving!!

      What if I pull the handbrake while driving on the freeway? Or shove the car into reverse? Or suddenly turn the steering wheel left??

      I think the previous poster should have his transmission, brakes, and steering removed from the vehicle as they could cause serious injury if misused while on a freeway!

    13. Re:Lose control? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG you are so right! I'm sure they couldn't have possibly thought of those scenarios when designing this car that fucking parks itself! dood you should email the toyotas guys right now and make sure they know about this!

    14. Re:Lose control? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Won't do a thing.

      Cruise control won't turn on below a certain speed (often 25 or 30 mph).

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  30. I guess for some people by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    I can't imagine myself ever using anything like that. I can park and get out of a space that is like 10cm longer than my car, sure it takes some time, but could a robot car do that? Not unless it has 90degree rotating wheels.

    So, if you know someone who gets a car like that, would you trust that person with your car?

    Will this feature be allowed in driving tests? :) How about electronic brains, will they be allowed?

    1. Re:I guess for some people by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      Huh? If you can do it, the car can do it too. If the car couldn't do it, then how the hell would you? Unless your idea of parallel parking is to get out and *lift* your car into its parking spot, Ahnold. ;)

    2. Re:I guess for some people by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I can do it because I have basically unlimited capabilities when compared to a robot. I can roll down the windows and look straight down, or at an angle, I can get out and check the position in the very worst case scenario. I have the overal picture of the site and I can push the boundaries. When robots can do all that, will they be much different from people?

    3. Re:I guess for some people by tftp · · Score: 2, Insightful
      can park and get out of a space that is like 10cm longer than my car

      Sure you can. But is the owner of the car ahead of you (or behind you) just as skilled as you are?

      Myself, I don't remember when I used parallel parking last time. Must be sometime around 1998, most likely. There isn't much need for this skill here.

    4. Re:I guess for some people by shotgunefx · · Score: 1

      Don't move to Boston then. Serious, you need a can opener. Especially in my part of town.

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    5. Re:I guess for some people by intelligent+poster · · Score: 1

      Robots have these things called sensors. Amazingly, they appear to work better than human perception and in all weather too!

    6. Re:I guess for some people by Cederic · · Score: 2, Interesting


      I don't believe you. Unless you're on a motorbike, or have the ability to move your card sideways. Or have a car under 1m wide.

      Why? Simple mathematics. As soon as your car is more than 1 metre wide it's length across the diagonal is at least 10cm longer than its long front to back. So it physically wont fit in the gap to get out.

      You're right - the computer wont be able to achieve that. Computers are constrained to the possible.

    7. Re:I guess for some people by Cederic · · Score: 1

      "its length" not "it's length". Gah.

    8. Re:I guess for some people by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      amazingly, human sensor organs are actually more versatile than robot's. You can tell me all of this when we'll have a robot that will be able to look at a 2D picture and describe what is on it.

    9. Re:I guess for some people by dajak · · Score: 1

      Why? Simple mathematics. As soon as your car is more than 1 metre wide it's length across the diagonal is at least 10cm longer than its long front to back. So it physically wont fit in the gap to get out.

      Theoretically you don't need the complete diagonal length, but it is physically impossible to do it in one movement and definitely not advisable to park this way. You may be forced to slowly work your way out sidewards of a parking space because other cars parked to close to you or the car in front of you is offset to your left. It is frustrating because you hardly register any improvement, but your window for getting out quickly gets larger for every inch you are able to move sidewards. You first check of course whether the other cars where thoughtful enough to leave their car in free and not on the brake, so you can (gently) nudge them out of the way.

    10. Re:I guess for some people by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      I think I've exceeded this theoretical limit for the simple reason that while the diagonal on my vehicle is, of course, longer than the length, I'm not scooting my car in with the diagonal parallel to the curb, but at a significantly lower angle. (Long skinny car.) Tho' I haven't ever actually measured, so maybe I'm wrong.

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    11. Re:I guess for some people by servoled · · Score: 1

      You can definitely do it. I learned that in college parallel parking a Crown Victoria. You really only need a few inches more than the length of your car and some time.

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    12. Re:I guess for some people by dajak · · Score: 1

      Oops. 'cars where' should be 'drivers were'.

    13. Re:I guess for some people by Cederic · · Score: 1


      Actually, this is a good point, and one I'd overlooked. Although with 10cm spare, you're looking at repeating your forward/backward iteration a few hundred times to get out.

      Sounds like something you might want to automate. How about a robot that can auto-parallel-park for you?

  31. Stand back, keep children and pets close. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parking is the easy part! Finding a space these days is the trick.

  32. Practice...Practice...Practice by drgonzo59 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I had to commute to college. I could either spend $200+ for a parking garage spot/quarter (those bastards!) or I could park on the street (i.e. parallel park most of the time). So I practiced for a week and never payed for the garage and just parallel parked every morning, no computers, no rear view cameras, just my head and my hands and feet (wow, what a concept!).

    If someone so un-coordinated as me can do it, anyone can do it. So in the end after a week of practice and 5 years later I ended up with $200/quarter*3 quarters/year*5 years=$3000 profit.

    1. Re:Practice...Practice...Practice by BlightShadow · · Score: 1

      You know it's not profit when you are not spending money. It's profit when you make money (i.e. someone paid you not to park in the garage)... so in this case you saved $3000 to use otherwise.

    2. Re:Practice...Practice...Practice by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting about the ?????.

      Let's review:

      1) Learn to parallel park
      2) ?????
      3) Profit!!

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    3. Re:Practice...Practice...Practice by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
      In an interest-bearing account, a small amount of interest would accrue.

      Pure Profit!

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  33. Buyer indemnifies carmaker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they'll just make you sign an agreement that says you'll pay for all of their legal expenses and settlements in case someone wants to sue... and plenty of folks are stupid enough to blindly sign anything without reading it.

  34. Self-posting comments coming to Slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Self-posting comments coming to Slashdot.

    This finely-tuned process involves randomly selecting a comment from two hours ago, and clicking "Submit" after changing a few words around.

    This has been going on for quite some time now, come to think of it.

  35. wow! by cashman73 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Finally, a car that women drivers really can drive!

  36. But does it run Linux? by Odocoileus · · Score: 1

    Now that the car has the mechanical ability to control the steering and such, it shouldn't be so hard to supply the system with a new logic. Add in some extra cameras to watch the road, tie in the ol' gps, and you get a real smart car that drives you around. Cool.

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    1. Re:But does it run Linux? by Odocoileus · · Score: 1

      Or at least you could fairly easily install a remote control system. It could be operated from a pda over wifi, or something. It would be useful in parking lots, etc.

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  37. Re:Most new drivers suck by DigitlDud · · Score: 1

    And most "American" cars are assembled in Mexico and Canada.

  38. 150 miles? by HornWumpus · · Score: 2, Insightful
    And you still have'nt pulled into the cruising lane?

    Grandparent poster allow me to introduce you to the parent poster.

    He's the idiot that thinks you should undertake him because 56 is a plenty fine cruising speed for the passing lane.

    Please bitch slap him for all of us.

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    1. Re:150 miles? by cubicledrone · · Score: 3, Funny

      And you still have'nt pulled into the cruising lane?

      You could be doing Mach 3 and there would still be some "I'm more important" assmunch following at a range of eight feet with their "mall parking lot searchlight" highbeams pulling 500 amps from the backup battery.

      I don't get within 50 yards of the asshole lane. I'd rather not sail over a flood control channel with Captain SUV and four other cars in a fireball that would be visible from 30,000 feet. Thanks.

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    2. Re:150 miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could be doing Mach 3 and there would still be some "I'm more important" assmunch following at a range of eight feet with their "mall parking lot searchlight" highbeams pulling 500 amps from the backup battery.

      It doesn't matter if you're going Mach 7. If you're in the passing lane and somebody behind you wants to go faster than you (and assuming that you aren't blocked by a car in front of you), then you get the fuck out of the passing lane ASAP. Period. Do you understand that you half wit piece of shit?

    3. Re:150 miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really, really, really hate people like you.

    4. Re:150 miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could be doing Mach 3 and there would still be some "I'm more important" assmunch following at a range of eight feet with their "mall parking lot searchlight" highbeams pulling 500 amps from the backup battery.

      Amen!

      I work at Boeing, across the street from the airport, and the airport landing lights aren't nearly as bright as some of the headlights that those assmunches use on the freeway.

      Some of them have trucks that might technically be big enough to be considered "widebody aircraft", too. And the engines on a triple-7 are quieter than a tricked-out Honda.

    5. Re:150 miles? by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter if you're going Mach 7. If you're in the passing lane and somebody behind you wants to go faster than you

      Hey if Captain Assmunch wants to go faster than Mach 7 in a steel truck, at least he won't need his fucktard highbeams for light.

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  39. Great.. by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is all fine and dandy untill it hits a kid. Then who is to blame for it? The driver, the company who make the car or none of the above (which I bet the company will try to claim)?

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    1. Re:Great.. by _generica · · Score: 1

      typical US attitude...

      the person to blame here is the kid, for standing in a parking spot

    2. Re:Great.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's why you aren't getting the cars.

      The rest of the world has them - you don't get them until you change your moronic legal system to something which fits with the rest of us.

    3. Re:Great.. by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of dangerous appliances that are expected to be operated responsibly by their owner. How should this be any different?

    4. Re:Great.. by hairykrishna · · Score: 1

      The driver. Just like if you plow into the back of someone at speed with your cruise control enabled.

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    5. Re:Great.. by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 1

      The kid maybe? I'm not saying that it would'nt be the driver's fault, just that kids seem to have this "I can do whatever I want, the world will adjust to me" attitude these days. In my day (goddamm I am old...), playing in the street, we saw a car, we fucking moved...

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  40. Re:Most new drivers suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    note: "rode in / drove" ... are you even old enough to remember those muscle cars? ;)

    Most of the people with those 'fart machines' just put a toner on their exhaust, not really accomplishing much of all. Don't judge japanese sports cars based on how most of them look (fools with body kits, NOS stickers, and wing-size spoilers).

    Though, some japanese sports cars ARE a bit better than american sports cars: Lighter bodies, higher revving engines, and better handling. Try comparing the handling and acceleration of, say, a '93 civic hatchback with an integra GSR engine swap (and all that entails) to a corvette, and you'll understand.

    Compare:

    61 Stingray to a 2002 subaru impreza wrx, and you see a 0-60 in 6.2 seconds compared to 5.5 seconds. Also note that the wrx has all wheel drive, including steering: when you turn the wheel a little bit, it turns all four wheels in the same direction to ease lane changes. Turn it more, and the rear wheels begin to turn in the opposite direction, allowing you to take corners much tighter. Yeah, your muscle car can get there in a straight line maybe a little faster than the WRX, but can it take a turn at 60 miles an hour without sliding?

    Compare the same stingray to a mitsubishi lancer evolution VIII, and you see 6.2 seconds compared to 3.5 seconds.

    In a true race, and not a flat-out drag race, I'd take a Japanese or European sports car over an American hog any day.

    Not to mention, they're more reliable... 60's and 70's muscle cars sound awesome, and pack a lot of punch, but they don't hold up to the sheer technical superiority of modern Japanese cars. Don't believe for one second that the morons with ricer kits on their cars represent Japanese sports cars one bit.

  41. Re:As one of the first inventors of self parking c by know1 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    you sure do invent a lot of stuff dude. according to your last few comments recently you invented self parking cars, bluetooth, screenshots, encryption....and was one of the original programmers at microsoft. I'm glad a man of your talent is now working on open source projects but please tell me - how do you do it?
    what a guy

  42. Used Car Salesman by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Tsk tsk. "Self-parking" is used-car-salesman talk for stalling.

  43. Reviews of Technology for Smart Cars by biohack · · Score: 1
    "If knowledge is power, then the intellectual-horsepower rating of tomorrow's vehicles is going to be tarmac-shreddingly high."
    "And European culture is generally more tolerant of restrictions on individual freedom. A case in point: In a European Airbus, if the pilot pulls the stick back so far that the plane is about to stall, the stick effectively locks up. If an American-made Boeing jet is about to go outside the envelope, a cockpit alarm sounds, but the stick still responds."

    Just a couple of quotes that seem custom-made for this discussion from an interesting review of technologies for intelligent cars in Popular Science.

    And a review from Impact Labs describes some details of actual hardware and software solutions currently being developed with a goal "to be able, within the next two years, to drive from downtown San Francisco to downtown Los Angeles with 100 percent autonomy--without any human intervention whatsoever."

  44. Already exists by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 4, Funny
    I think they call it public transport although what you in the colonies call it I have no idea.

    Amazingly public transport companies park their vehicles outside the city as well. Not many bus depots in the city centers.

    Oh and taxi's also serve a similar function. I believe they paint them yellow over there instead of the normal black that civilized people use.

    While your idea sounds nice it has just one small drawback. If you equip every car with it you have just doubled the traffic in and out of the city center. Your car driving you to your work and then driving itself out to a parking lot. The last thing busy cities need is more traffic.

    Oh and an other version of truly "self parking" cars? Getting a ride with a co-worker. Drops me off in front of the office. All it costs is to make two cups of coffee.

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    1. Re:Already exists by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Oh and an other version of truly "self parking" cars? Getting a ride with a co-worker. Drops me off in front of the office. All it costs is to make two cups of coffee.

      What? If I wanted to use public transportation I wouldn't have bought a car. And if I wanted to carpool, then it would mean I'm not an American ;)

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  45. Aerodynamics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dumber drivers? Maybe, but this is still a good idea. I have an old Taurus, and I can't parallel park it for crap because, in the interest of being aerodynamic, it's completely concave up. I can't tell where the corners are. My girlfriend's boxy car is much easier for me to parallel park.

    Assisted parallel parking will make it easier to have more aerodynamic cars, which will improve fuel efficiency. That's a good thing!

    1. Re:Aerodynamics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's completely concave up

      Unless you've been in a horrible accident, your Taurus is mostly concave down.

      Remember: Concave up makes a cup, while concave down makes a frown!

    2. Re:Aerodynamics by wish+bot · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You be quiet before I convex your arse ;)

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  46. Good for Vans by Chapium · · Score: 1

    I could see how this would be good for some of those 15 passenger vans. Its difficult enough to see whats behind you when you are backing up, much less parallel parking.

  47. this puts the auto... by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 0

    ...in automobile!

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  48. $700 for a self parking system...?? by atarione · · Score: 2, Funny

    $700 for a system to self park a car they size of a postage stamp.....bah....if you can't parallel park a prius you shouldn't be allowed to drive.

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  49. Oh I can't wait! by MrSoundAndVision · · Score: 0

    To just sit there while my car parks itself. What a novelty! I'm sure the neighbors'll be over every time I park the car just a pointin' and a grinnin' Meanwhile no money is being spent on making cars cleaner. No, first we need a car that parks itself. This just shows where our priorities are as a nation. Our priorities are still with money and status (nice car) rather than the impending climatic disaster. I think the self-parking car is a STUPID idea.

  50. Re:As one of the first inventors of self parking c by ic3p1ck · · Score: 1

    +5 Funny

    Damit where are my mod points when I need them!

  51. Not a Palanquin by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    You're talking to a native New Yorker, so let me clarify the reality to royal subjects:

    Subways don't stop at your building, though mine does have a station in the basement. Subways also don't have a sunroof, swing by your girlfriend's place, wait outside the deli. They do have lots of strangers, often rude and even smelly. They make you wait for up to half an hour in the middle of the night. And you can't race the other guy.

    Taxis usually don't let you race the other guy, either. They often come with rude and even smelly strangers, who often don't go the way you want. And they cost more per year than purchasing or owning a car. You can't keep your CDs in them, or an umbrella in the trunk. And they make you wait a long time in rush hour, the middle of the night, and when it's raining - and you without your umbrella.

    BTW, NYC has plenty of bus depots in the city center - Manhattan. And the extra traffic going elsewhere than the very center, midtown Manhattan, is much less congesting than the double/triple parking for un/loading passengers/cargo.

    So I don't know what public transport you're referring to. London's traffic is nothing compared to Manhattan's, but it would also be less congested with private cars parking themselves in garages instead of on the streets. Though perhaps the "slave" you're referring to driving you is something available to a monarch without even making the coffee. No wonder you covet one of your own, and think the principle must be universal.

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    1. Re:Not a Palanquin by BJH · · Score: 1

      London's traffic is nothing compared to Manhattan's

      I've driven in both (and also Tokyo), and London seemed considerably worse than NY.

    2. Re:Not a Palanquin by lashi · · Score: 1

      'London's traffic is nothing compared to Manhattan's'

      have you been to london during rush hour? I have been to both cities for work, and trust me london is worse.

    3. Re:Not a Palanquin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Aaaawwww... *sniff sniff* The pampered American is being asked to endure something less than perfect luxury.

      (I'm an American; stop giving the rest of us a bad name.)

    4. Re:Not a Palanquin by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I've visited The City in London several times, including taxis to work. And I live in NYC. though I do avoid traffic most of the time.

      My "land speed record" in Manhattan is just under an hour (maybe 55 minutes) to go one block: W55St from 5Av to 6Av at 7:30PM one early 1990s fall evening. If I weren't having sex with my girlfriend in the back of the cab, I'd have walked, or let plate tectonics rush us there instead.

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    5. Re:Not a Palanquin by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You are the obnoxious Anonymous American Coward whining about too much luxury in a thread about self-parking cars. You're supporting the bad name that Anonymous Cowards have.

      My post gave various reasons why using a private car is better than the alternatives here in NYC. Which I decided several years ago when I got an apartment with included parking spot, right when cabbie culture became largely intolerable.

      So I have my preferences. All you have is an obnoxious inferiority superiority complex to match your passive aggression. Stop crying and stay silent, preferably at home.

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    6. Re:Not a Palanquin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I've been stuck on the M25 at 2am sunday morning not moving at all for over an hour. Your point is?

    7. Re:Not a Palanquin by dodobh · · Score: 1

      You are talking to a native Mumbaikar. Trains don't stop outside my house, but they are close enough for a 10 minute bus ride and then a two minute walk. I don't care about CDs, I can just read a book (or two!) in the train. It is close enough to my home that I can walk over in 30 minutes if needed.

      A train every 6 minutes at off-peak hours is decently good enough.

      Oh, and the trains almost work through the night, as well as the buses. You don't need a sunroof (lots of windows), and the buses do swing past the SO's place.

      Oh, and speaking of more expensive, I can afford a car, but I can't afford the parking :).

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    8. Re:Not a Palanquin by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I'm glad that you're satisfied. We need less cars, especially Indian cars with worse pollution than American ones. But some of us need cars. Since not all of us can have them, I'm glad you don't need them.

      I want a car that parks itself far away from where it drops me off. I have no need for a car that parks itself far away from where it drops you off.

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  52. yeah but I'm still waiting for... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Self-reading stories. Then I can finally get my ass out of this chair and go outside or something.

    1. Re:yeah but I'm still waiting for... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      What, you don't already have a robot for going outside? Are you stuck in the 20th Century or what?

      I predict that by 2100, we'll all have "evolved" into something resembling Jabba the Hut. We'll still use anime avatars, tho', out of nostalgia.

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  53. Finally.. by lidocaineus · · Score: 1

    ...the suburbanites will stop taking up two spaces by parking 5 feet from the car in front of them.

  54. not just self-parking... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    ...self-crashing, too, I bet. :)

  55. I see idiots like you every day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The law _requires_ all drivers to keep right unless they are engaged in passing other traffic.

    If you want to drive at 5 over the limit, that's fine.

    But you have NO right, nor any business even trying, to keep other drivers from driving faster than you do.

    Drivers who drive like you do make the roads less safe because they impede the normal flow of traffic and contribute to road rage.

    I bet you're a lot of fun at parties ( you're the guy who talks about the latest Toyota Camry, and how reliable it is, according to Consumer Reports,
    while people behind you roll their eyes, and all the hot chicks wonder who invited a loser like you ).

    Be a man, for once in your miserable passive-aggressive existence, and get the fuck out of the way of faster drivers.

    1. Re:I see idiots like you every day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I see idiots like you every day... when I look in the mirror."

      Sir, your middle name is Fucktard.

  56. Why is this marked 'US Technology'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The one point of this story is that the technology is NOT developed in the US, and available to the rest of the world but NOT the US.

    So why is the story flagged as US Technology?

    And why are comments treating this as if it were available in the US?

    This looks like an example of the usual response of Americans when they find something technical they have not developed. They produce history textbooks and a set of Hollywood films which claim it was all really American, and some minor backwoods hack, who they can associate with the idea, is boosted into the world authority and sole developer of the concept. Look at what they did with the Wright Brothers!

  57. probably illegal by r00t · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Driving while not holding the steering wheel? Not even with one hand? You get to contribute to the police department budget.

  58. Cars neccessary? by Big+Hairy+Goofy+Guy · · Score: 1
    > ... but practically everybody has to drive if s/he wants to work in a city.

    Nonsense. I don't know what cities you are thinking of, but in the cities I have worked in (Chicago, New York, Philadelphia) cars are not a necessity. They have this thing they call the subway which reaches far out into the suburbs. If you work in the city, you don't even have to live there to avoid using a car.

    I don't know how much I can generalize your attitudes from one hyperbolic aside, but promulgating the attitude that cars are a "necessity" promotes a very lazy approach to our transportation needs. It is a mindset that prevents changes to our road policy that could benefit other transportation modes, like walking, cycling, buses, subway, light rail.

    For example, free street parking is viewed in some towns (and even some cities!) as a public right. At the very least, the ability to park on the street for a fee (parking meter) in central areas is expected. But in some of those areas, sidewalks for pedestrians and lanes for bicycles are ignored. Apparently everyone drives, but nobody walks!

    What's funny (strange, not humorous) about this is how quickly people (not you, necessarily, but I want to make a point) can jump from the the idea that "roads should be paid for by public funds" because they are used by "everyone" to the idea "mass transit should be paid for by the users" because only the users really benefit. I am reminded of a speech I heard by someone from Amtrak defending himself from Congress over the amount of public funding they receive. He pointed out that truckers and air lines get free roads and signaling, paid for by public funds. The argument that Amtrak should compete on a level playing field is apropos, but it is not an argument that would *reduce* public funding of rail traffic.

    Back to your statement: why would you suggest that working in a city requires a car, when it seems more likely that working in rural areas requires a car. In cities, whether you live there or in a suburb, a car seems more like a convenience (a big one, granted) then a necessity.

    1. Re:Cars neccessary? by mikiN · · Score: 1

      ... other transportation modes, like walking, cycling, buses, subway, light rail.

      You forgot Segwaying!

      <ducks for cover>...

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    2. Re:Cars neccessary? by jamar0303 · · Score: 1

      Far into the suburbs? Subway? I've lived in Nashville (no, don't start on all those hick jokes) and Shanghai. One only has a bus system, and one has a subway. Nashville is less than fun to get around without a car, only having a bus system for public transportation. Especially when schools place themselves far into the suburbs (heck, almost the wilderness) without bus stops. Shanghai has a basic subway system (gets me where I want to go to) but it hardly reaches into the suburbs. It only currently has 2 lines that reach into the Eastern part of Shanghai, and they barely touch it (sure, the part close to the river diving west and east Shanghai is covered by lines 2 and 4, but reach farther and there's only line 2. In western Shanghai, 4 lines cover it well (lines 1,2,3,4) so that I never have to worry about high taxi fares again. In southern Shanghai (the only suburb covered by subway) line 5 covers it fairly well. Buses are too confusing, with over 100 lines and numerous destinations, it's hard to know where to change buses. (I'll end here because I'm getting sleepy, and it's affecting my coherency....zzzzzzzz)

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  59. the left lane by r00t · · Score: 1

    I doubt many states still have the "passing lane" concept on the books anymore.

    We now have left entrances, left exits, HOV lanes...

    Plus it is horribly wasteful. Consider a highway with two lanes on each side. People in the right lane are going at the speed limit already. If you couldn't use the left lane for travel, then you couldn't use it at all! Now, if you're going to break a law, don't complain about anybody else that _might_ be breaking a rather obsolete law. That's hipocracy.

    We really can't be wasting 50% of the lanes.

    1. Re:the left lane by Frostalicious · · Score: 1

      People in the right lane are going at the speed limit already. If you couldn't use the left lane for travel, then you couldn't use it at all!

      If the right lane is going the speed limit, then the lane isn't yet saturated with traffic. So there isn't any need to use the left lane.

      I think most people would like others to keep right out of courtesy, not neccesarily due to legal reasons. Just because something is legal doesn't mean you should do it.

    2. Re:the left lane by Oersoep · · Score: 1

      Relax. On the right lane everybody's sticking to each others bumper so there's not really space to go right without breaking another rule. Just DO go right when I'm behind you.

    3. Re:the left lane by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      "If the right lane is going the speed limit, then the lane isn't yet saturated with traffic. So there isn't any need to use the left lane."

      Except that never happens. Highways get heavy traffic, and if everyone used the right lane for travel and the left for nothing but passing opportunities, my commute home would take an hour instead of the normal 15 minutes.

      "I think most people would like others to keep right out of courtesy, not neccesarily due to legal reasons. Just because something is legal doesn't mean you should do it."

      In my list of things that drivers do that piss me off, driving in the left lane for extended periods of time falls way behind things like tailgaiting, turning without signaling, turning into a turn lane way too early, running red lights, etc.

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  60. He's an asshole... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did'nt they write a song about you AC?

  61. $700 ? by greyduk · · Score: 0, Troll

    So it's a female tax... where are the pony femenists now?

  62. I just want to state: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You fucker.

    Oh, than and that you do realize that your self-rightousness probably increases the chance of innocent drivers being hit by the people driving recklessly by now making them swerve in and out of traffic whereas if you just stayed a measly one lane over they would be less of a risk to other people on the road?

  63. Re:As one of the first inventors of self parking c by Mathinker · · Score: 1

    Uggh. Good catch. In this case the troll factor was pretty obvious from the text of the post, but I see that his bluetooth comment got moderated "+1 Interesting".

    *Sigh*. Does this mean I have to research the commenter's posting history on every moderation? Seems excessive on a forum where (practically) no one reads TFA, and maybe even dangerous to my mod points if the majority of meta-moderators don't follow suit.

    Maybe I should submit an "Ask Slashdot" post about it...

  64. Re:tight by he-sk · · Score: 1
    A funny angle? It was right fucking behind you... Whenever you reverse, things come from behind.

    /okay, i should get going now...

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  65. Sorry, where's the nerd in that? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
    Parallel parking in the city is easy with practice and a cool eye, a fine sense of perspective, good eye-hand coordination, and a Robot Parker from Toyota.

    Sheesh-- where's the geek in that? Turns you into a User.

    A real geek would have a replica Dymaxion Car, dive in at right angles and swing the pointy end around.

    (We miss you, R. Buckminster Fuller!)

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  66. Lazy drivers by lastberserker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tight spot or not, Shaolin training is the answer to your problems: just watch the last 10 seconds of the trailer here and learn! ;-)

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    1. Re:Lazy drivers by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1

      Thank you, good sir... that trailer was truly amazing.

  67. Coming to US? Already in UK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So...this is a posting to an international readership about new Japanese technology available in the UK and it's titled "self-parking cars coming to the US"? And it's decorated with the USA's flag? Gee, thanks! I guess nothing that happens in RestOfTheWorld matters unless it feeds the American Empire.

    1. Re:Coming to US? Already in UK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup.

      I see there are two separate posts on this topic. Most American readers will need another twenty before it gradually dawns on them that this is about a technology they do NOT have!

      In other news, 100% American man designs a pyramid and builds a car to break the sound barrier. Early American work on the development of the Battery and Jet Engines honored. How Benjamin Franklin invented the first Computer and Champagne!

  68. Re:Most new drivers suck by T-Bucket · · Score: 1

    Well, of course muscle cars don't compare with a brand new WRX or Evo... They were made 30-40 years ago! Compare them to the japanese cars of that era, then see which one fares better in the race... (And really, how many WRX owners are out rally racing in their cars?) Given the choice, I'd much rather have the Dodge charger or Stingray 'vette... Those at least sound like cars.. Real cars have that deep rumble that sets off the alarms of lesser vehicles and pisses off the elderly...

  69. Re:As one of the first inventors of self parking c by know1 · · Score: 1

    hrm, i wouldn't worry about it too much. mod points are like ops on irc...cool if you get given them but i wouldn't worry too much about it. from the fact that the posts before his claims to fame seem semi serious i think he's just trying to prove a point to a friend.
    anyway, it's only the internet....allthough i of course would be interested in that ask slashdot....which would accomplish nothing i'm sure, but would be entertaining nontheless

  70. Re:As one of the first inventors of self parking c by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you failed to develop a self-parking car (since I assume this Japanese-developed system is not yours), why do you think you will be any better at Open Source projects?

    And why do you think we are interested in hearing about your incompetence?

    Prhaps you should just FOAD.

  71. OMG!!! SELF PARKING CARS!!! by morie · · Score: 1

    We aim to please...

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  72. Re:Most new drivers suck by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

    '56 Corvette. The second set of barrels on the dual carburetors don't even open until 60-70 MPH.

  73. Wheel damage by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

    Will Toyota fix your kerbed/curbed alloys for free? Surely the system isn't so accurate that it doesn't sometimes scrape a wheel?

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  74. Colorado and Florida by Quadraginta · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, check this out, then.

  75. Great... by Chicane-UK · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Excellent. Another 'convenience' feature which helps out people who are clearly far too STUPID to use a car.

    I remeber reading an article recently that put people with high end, well kitted out cars in cars with NO driver aids and subjected them to a few tests such as skid pans and high speed maneuvres(sp?!) - the results were fairly predictable. Most were so used to the features that automatically kicked in when they did something stupid that when faced with a car that didn't have them, they had NO idea what was going on and lost control in all circumstances.

    I personally feel that there needs to be more driver education and less dependence on these driver aids! I appreciate they might be important in an accident of course but not all circumstances where driver aids may be used could be classed as accidents!

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    1. Re:Great... by SilentJ_PDX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Excellent. Another 'convenience' feature which helps out people who are clearly far too STUPID to use a car.

      Yes... just like a calculator is another 'convinience' for people who are clearly far too STUPID to do math.

    2. Re:Great... by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1
      faced with a car that didn't have them

      As could easily happen when they rent a car, or borrow one from a friend.

      I agree driving tests should be more difficult, and represent a variety of road conditions and control systems. Sadly, most people view driving as a civil right, especially here in the U.S., where tests are absurdly simple.

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    3. Re:Great... by elpapacito · · Score: 1

      It would be nice to learn how to really drive a car and regain control in certain situations without panicking.

      That would be useful, if for some reason the ABS or the traction control fails, one will have an hard time suing the manufacture from the grave :-) if they are lucky or from wheelchair, but people never think it may happen to them.

      It happens, mostly because there are waaay to little trained drivers and some people (not that many, but some) just can't and shouldn't drive. More training and difficult situation training should be rewarded, maybe with a reduction on some car related price or tax.

    4. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ignoring the needless emotionally charged word that has obviously annoyed you, that is still a better example than you think. I always reach for a calculator when faced with a moderate calculation, it's not that I can't do the math but that using a calculator takes less effort than doing the mental calculation. It is fair to say that calculators were not designed for relatively trivial maths, but are widely used. Likewise ABS wasn't designed for stopping at junctions, but people foolishly depend on it for such.

    5. Re:Great... by relifram66 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, sometimes it is. I happen to know several people who were taught to use a calculator before they were taught to do simple mathematics and now literally cannot do long division or multiplication, let alone operations with fractions or decimals...

    6. Re:Great... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      Chicane-UK ... http://www.overclocked-hardware.com/ ... people who are clearly far too STUPID to use a car ... a few tests such as skid pans and high speed maneuvres(sp?!) - the results were fairly predictable ...

      Where's "+1: Amusing self-parody" when you need it?

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    7. Re:Great... by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous. I know a lot of people who don't know how to hunt, skin, clean, and butcher their own meat because they just go to the grocery store and buy it. It's sad, really.

      Have you ever considered that basic math skills might not be necessary for much longer? I am not saying that this is or will be the case; I am only asking the question. What is the purpose of basic math skills? If it is merely to perform basic calculations, then they aren't necessary to learn, as we have calculators to do the grunt work. Are they required for more advanced mathematics, or is it sufficient to grasp the concepts (e.g. 24 * 15 = 24 added to itself 15 times) but let the calculator do the dirty work?

    8. Re:Great... by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      Well, they didn't let us use graphing calculators in Algebra or on some tests in trigonometry.

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      I don't get it.
    9. Re:Great... by tajgenie · · Score: 1

      I agree with having less driver aids. I personally hate anti-lock brakes. If I'm about to crash, I'm either gonna not lock my wheels because I have space to stop, or lock those damn wheels and skid to a stop. A driver can keep control during skidding, despite what antilock advertisements would say. Skidding will stop you MUCH faster than antilock because of the famous rubber-asphalt friction coefficient. Yeah, if you are a typical American (ok, people do drive worse in most other countries), and never bothered to learn to drive a car, and think it's easy (driving is NOT easy), then yeah; you need anti-lock brakes. But if you find driving easy, you could be driving better than you are. On the freeway, you should NEVER use your brakes unless there is an accident or you are getting off. If you do, you sir, are not a great driver.

    10. Re:Great... by Gleemonex · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous. I know a lot of people who don't know how to hunt, skin, clean, and butcher their own meat because they just go to the grocery store and buy it. It's sad, really.

      You probably think you're being sarcastic, but you're not. Look at the obesity epidemic in the USA, and its growing trend in Canada, and look at what are the most easily-available prepared foods. Compare that with countries in which the prevailing custom is to actually cook your own damn food. If you don't think American obesity is sad, spend some time in any other part of the world and just watch the women go by. Hell, spend some time around Americans or Canadians who cook most of their own meals!

      Have you ever considered that basic math skills might not be necessary for much longer?

      I know this question wasn't directed at me. But yes, I have. I routinely calculate approximate costs, taxes, long division (sometimes those large cereal boxes are actually more expensive, because people just blindly buy in bulk) and tipping rates in my head to keep my mind sharp. When I worked in a restaurant, I was the cash register for 3 hours during a noon rush when our computers went down.

      I was once stuck at a Winners cash register for about 7 minutes because my purchased item cost $17.76 and I gave the girl $20.01. She had to take a few tries on the keypad, then get the manager to come over and cancel out all the false transactions. Tragically, her name was "Scholastica". And no, I'm not joking.

      Draw your own conclusions.

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  76. Simple by jawtheshark · · Score: 2
    The driver is. These systems are "aides". Yeah, it can park the car "alone", but the sensors are not good enough to see smaller objects. One of those typical traffic cones are run over in no time when put behind the car. (Saw this in a TV show presenting the systems)

    The thing is: the driver is still responsible for what his car does. He should look if there are obstacles. He's still in charge: as soon as he hit the brakes the system stops. It's like cruise control... Nobody is going to argue that a driver putting his cruise control at 150mph isn't an idiot. Same thing here....

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  77. Slef crashing too? by kb0hae · · Score: 1

    I heard they are gonna run Windows Vista, so it will be self crashing! And every 5 minutes you have to restart the motor. You will have to pay $500 a month for Windows Antivirus and antispyware or the warantee is void!

  78. The Future by Doyle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Self-parking cars, robots that fetch your beer. This is it folks - we finally made it to the FUTURE! :D

    Welcome.

  79. In other news... by Nuffsaid · · Score: 1

    Self-reckless-driving cars are coming to Italy! Actually, they came many years ago, as they don't need particularly sophisticated technology. You just remove your hands from the steering wheel.

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  80. Legality by emjoi_gently · · Score: 1

    Currently if you hit a car, or a person, it's your responsibility and you pay for repairs, or go to court if you are sufficiently irresponsisble. And we sort of accept that's the way cars work.... now and again someone is going to stuff up and mistakes are going to be made.

    But when cars start to make the decisions themselves, even if they do it much better than people and saving lives and property, then think of the legal Nightmares that car companies are bringing upon themselves.

    It all becomes Toyotas Fault. They'll be sued into oblivion.

  81. For when Thinking is Too Hard by snuh · · Score: 0

    Fantastic. Now we can all hail the engulfment of the Expert System and surrender our frontal lobes because, heck, thinking is hard, and stuff. I mean, why should I even exert myself? Food should be pre-chewed for me. My entertainment simple to digest, with cue points so I know when to laugh. And if I crap my pants, I'll probably have mentally atrophied to the point where I won't care.

    Morlocks and Eeloi.

  82. great ! by nithu · · Score: 1

    wow great i wonder when this will come to india... lol not for a long time though :D

    http://www.kudige.blogspot.com/

  83. Note by Elitist_Phoenix · · Score: 1

    Note to self: Say nothing about any thing with an X chromosome
    (-5, Flamebait)

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  84. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    actually since i know most cars in the us are already automatic gear cars theres even less interaction for the driver now. i am curious how it can be fun if you dont drive anymore? for me too much automatism with driving... be it automatic gear... or be it automatic parking takes out the fun. why not go by bus or train instead? you dont have to change gear... you dont have to park... hell you dont even have to touch a steering wheel or brake.... isnt this what the us market is screaming for?
    guess we are soon at the point where the car needs the driving license.

  85. Okay, fine, but... by FridayBob · · Score: 1

    So what if it doesn't take you as long to park your car when most of the time we're stuck in traffic anyway. What we really need is a system that will allow cars to drive themselves and that there be some overall level of coordination between them... at least on the highways. That's probably not what a lot of drivers would like to hear, but it sure would beat being stuck in traffic.

    1. Re:Okay, fine, but... by OneManCongaLine · · Score: 1

      There is plenty of research effort being put into this problem. I know a couple of people involved in this. They where trying to find predictive simulation methods to have the care drive itself in "stop-and-go" traffic jams. As with the self-parking car the technology itself is not the problem. The problem is achieving critical mass in users (for congestion-control systems for highways) Also insurance companies and the clutter of various national traffic laws provide hurdles more difficult to overcome than algotithms and microcntrollers.

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  86. Insurance Rates.. by daitengu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if having this feature will drop insurance rates?

    1. Re:Insurance Rates.. by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Nah. Low-speed accidents in parking-lots are probably below your deductible, 99% of the time.

      The other 1% are because of god-dammed airbags going off in 2MPH accidents, because the people dsigning cars are completely morons (had to be said).

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  87. Useful screening tool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This car may become a useful screening tool for governments worldwide. Surely, anyone who buys one doesn't know how to park, and therefore shouldn't have a license. Rather than tying up all those traffic police who could be better utilised actually solving crimes, now all they have to do is set up a trigger at the motor registration office that automatically cancels the license of anyone registering a self-parking car. And best of all, the fools are paying $700 for the privilege!

  88. Ban literacy! ban metal! by fantomas · · Score: 1
    "Smarter cars will just make dumber drivers"


    While you're at it, ban literacy. People's memories got worse after that pesky reading and writing was invented, they got dumber. And metal, people just got so lazy after we started using metal instead of having to *really think hard* about how to chop down trees and build our dugout canoes with stone axes.


    Technological aids have always come in for criticism, and both clever and stupid people have used them to make their lives easier. It could be argued that automatic parking could save a few dents. Mind you, I'd like to see people using cars less and cycling more, full stop :-)

  89. Done already. In Anime. :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until my car can move straight sideways, I'm rolling my eyes instead. :-)

    Bean Bandit's Road Buster:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098202/

  90. Release the "break".....or is that "brake"... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    I think you'll find cars have "brakes", not "breaks"...

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    1. Re:Release the "break".....or is that "brake"... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Just you wait! When the robot cars unionize, they'll demand mandatory 10 minute breaks.

      I, for one, welcome our robot car proletariat.

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  91. We were promised flying cars by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    And this is what we get?

    Park the car, Hal.

    I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't do that.

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  92. Traffic laws differ by state by StringBlade · · Score: 1

    In New York State (New York City is different) it is legal to pass on the right if you can do it safely. I've looked over the traffic laws on several occassions to try and verify that passing on the right is illegal, but in NY it simply isn't unless by doing so you're creating an unsafe condition. The same is true in Minnesota.

    So when driving, it's a good rule of thumb not to pass on the right, but it's probably not a bad idea to read the traffic laws of the state in which you live just so you know what is really legal and what isn't -- not just what you've heard people say.

    http://www.mit.edu/~jfc/right.html

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    1. Re:Traffic laws differ by state by duerra · · Score: 1
      I've looked over the traffic laws on several occassions to try and verify that passing on the right is illegal, but in NY it simply isn't unless by doing so you're creating an unsafe condition. The same is true in Minnesota.

      Crazy.... I have lived in Minnesota my whole life, and we don't pass on the shoulder here. My grandpa has told me about some trips to down to some of the southern states (I think Texas, in this case), where he said it appears to be fairly common practice, since it happened to him a few times on his vacation, and he wasn't expecting it. Any further insights into this, anyone?

      Either way, I think the video is a clear indicator of the problems associated with right-side passing, so I disagree with your analysis that it isn't unsafe. Cars are often on the shoulder of the roads, especially in more urban areas, and if you allow passing on the shoulder, some serious problems would arise in a very short period of time. Don't underestimate road rage, or the risks a person is willing to take just to get somewhere a little bit quicker.
    2. Re:Traffic laws differ by state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing is that passing in the shoulder *isn't* common in Georgia. That video was an extreme and generally unlikely situation, only made to show how flawed speed limits on Georgia roads are.

    3. Re:Traffic laws differ by state by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      I beleive the poster was referring to passing in the right lane, in a two-lane-in-the-same-direction highway, where another vehicle was in the left lane, NOT passing on the shoulder.

    4. Re:Traffic laws differ by state by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1

      Passing on the hard shoulder isn't legal in any state except where otherwise posted (and to date, the only place I know that does this is California driving a carpool on the left shoulder immediately next to the wussy chain link fence that's supposed to stop cars from hitting each other head on at 80 MPH on the San Fernando Valley-Simi Valley Freeway just before it turns into a surface street in Simi Valley.

      But then again, we're talking about the same state that renames everything after one actor that threatens to destroy our country with his legacy (Reagan's presidency and his protoge Bush and his son), but then turns around and elects another actor like they didn't learn anything the first time. And unanimously votes to eliminate laws regulating utility rates, then expects neighboring states to pick up the bill for them, so we're not talking about very bright people here.

      It's usually banned because people need to park on them, and many states allow bicycles on any road. Oregon has a law requiring a bicycle greenway bypass to be built for any road that doesn't allow bicycles, so only the narrow freeways of inner Portland and a stretch through Salem don't allow bicycles. The freeway is a somewhat popular option for bicycle commuters because there's a whopping 15 feet between bicycles and motor traffic, no car doors or driveways to worry about, and the occasional easy merge across an exit or enterance lane: they're safer than surface streets.

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  93. Ob bladerunner quote/overlord? by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    Lexus 6? Used Off-world as slave labor, in the hazardous exploration and colonization of other planets. And parallel parking in the city.

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  94. Units by djmurdoch · · Score: 1

    "around the block" is about 3K'.

    I don't think you're allowed to use "K" with feet. You should have said "around the block" is around 5 furlongs.

  95. Re:Most new drivers suck by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    Of course muscle cars go sideways when you turn, they have so much power that you straighten out at the end of the turn anyways. That's why they're badass! Besides, a non-original muscle car typically has tons of modern parts in it, making it handle and function much more like a modern car. A rice rocket, factory built, has a warranty, which is the one thing going for them. A muscle car is not easy to maintain, but when you take it out, it's like having your own personal parade of positive attention, that's how awesome everyone knows that they are.

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  96. uhh yeah by akhomerun · · Score: 1

    #1 who here that lives in a suburb EVER has to paralell park?

    #2 more useful would be a car that could pick you up at the front of a store. take, for example, wal-mart. you can NEVER park in the front at that store. so have your car act like a valet! That would be more useful.

  97. americans are rubbish drivers by j.a.mcguire · · Score: 1

    I went on holliday to manhatten new york and I saw americans try to parallel park 4 times, each of those 4 times they hit the car behind them.

    On one occassion, the guy reversed, smacked the car behind him, then drove forward to pull his nose in and smacked the car in front of him.

    This will be a god send for you.

    1. Re:americans are rubbish drivers by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      No thats just New Yorkers they dont know how to drive. Manhattan driving is binary either floored on the gas or the brakes nothing else. I live in CT where those yahoos get into there lexus SUV's for a weekend in the country and dont drive the rest of the week. Lets just say driving gets a bit more dangerous on the weekends, something about them going 10 mph or 90 mph and assuming that your supposed to sit 3 inches off the guy in front of you or somebody will cut them off.

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  98. Yes, but will it cope with this? by ISoldMyLowIdOnEbay · · Score: 1

    The ultimate test for a self-driving car? The Magic Roundabout!

  99. Park & Ride by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the UK many cities have a 'Park & Ride' system, whereby drivers can park in cheap (or even free) car parks on the outskirts of the city, then get a bus directly into the centre.

    1. Re:Park & Ride by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      We have that in NYC, too. Lots of "multimodal" transit integrations. The buses still don't stop at the doors of most of our offices.

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  100. It's a really slow feature... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..., I decided not to buy this feature for my new Toyota Prius (IPA/Intelligent Parking Assist), simply because it is really slow and thus is not practical. I am not a perfect driver, but I can parallel park my car if needed, and spending 2500 dollars (they only sell the IPA as a packaged deal here in The Netherlands) for IPA seems like grossly overdone.
     

  101. Auto-Steering only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you'd read the article you'd know that only the steering is controlled, the driver still operates the brake pedal, so it's still up to him (or her) to control the speed of the car and watch out for obstacles.

  102. is it really worth it ? by raides · · Score: 1

    I really don't see the point of this, since I know how to drive. I can see this fucking up driving tests in certain states that have parallel parking as one of the only behind the wheel requirements for young drivers. Some kid whose parents are loaded, drop a dime on this car, he brings it in, then boom. Really the whole idea seems stupid, I would think most city dwellars would agree. It's a nice thought but lets just make with the giant track and self automated vehicles at this point. Prevent drunkdriving (cause no one is driving), accidents, speeding, etc. If people don't want to give up control of their cars completely, they can be half auto and half manual. Manual for country and rural, and automatic for Suburbs and Cities.

  103. The better alternative. by TransEurope · · Score: 1

    Buy cars with less than 2.5 tons of weight
    to drive 60 kilos of flesh through the
    city. Which means: No SUVs and Off-Roaders.
    Buy city cars for driving in cities.
    Another bonus would be the lesser
    consumption of gas and parking space.

  104. Soviet Russia by thopkins · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, Car Drives You!

  105. Re:Most new drivers suck by dedeman · · Score: 1

    The rice racers and 60's/70's muscle cars have one thing in common.

    They are annoying. There's little difference between the high pitched whiney mufflers and thundering engines of either.

    The looks that you get are not of admiration, they are of anger. There's nothing that makes one's balls bigger then pissing everyone off. There's nothing gained when the thoughts of everyone "looking" at you is STFU.

    Give me a BMW M5, and I'll smoke any ricer/muscle car. BTW, this is directed at the reponders to parent.

  106. That's fine by Eideteker · · Score: 1

    Until it backs into my motorcycle. Or over a pedestrian. I hope they make these things have a fairly obnoxious "backing up" noise, not only identifying that the computer is handling the parallel parking, but that the driver is an idiot.

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  107. What's the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what the problem is as well as I. This car is too cool for me to park it next to that Yugo.

  108. This Thread = Peeing Contest by PaulMorel · · Score: 1
    Everyone on this thread:

    You can't parallel park??!!1!! OMG~>!>! IT PROBABLY TAKES YOU LIKE 30 MINUTES TO SETUP AND CPNFIGURE AN APACHE WEB SERVER!?>!>! NUBCAKES!!!

    Some people can't parallel park, get over it. I, for one, think this is a fantastic innovation. If they can make it affordable, then it will be in every car in 10 years!

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  109. front wheel drive cars already park easily by _Shorty-dammit · · Score: 1

    just need a working parking brake. Why do you think they call it a PARKING brake?!?! http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-642499665 1641918737&q=civic+parking+trick&pl=true

    1. Re:front wheel drive cars already park easily by huge · · Score: 1


      That's way too slow, I think this is a better example:

      http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-506074982 188787920

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  110. Extremity by Exit*2* · · Score: 1

    I recall seeing this on the telly some years ago: http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/content_pages/ record.asp?recordid=43594 The technique was to drive very fast up to the space, whack the handbrake on, and the car would rotate 180 degrees and skid miraculously into the tiny gap. I, for one, would pay good money for that process to be automated.

    1. Re:Extremity by Exit*2* · · Score: 1

      For the benefit of the time-rich, the following video illustrates the process:

      http://www.dailyhaha.com/_vids/parallel_parking_mi ni.htm

  111. Aren't there more pressing automation needs? by IronChefMorimoto · · Score: 1

    Why can't Toyota work on more pressing automotive automation needs?

    Like having the car hold the cell phone and use AI to have a conversation with the next door neighbor's wife about that BBQ that the driver is planning for the weekend? So the driver can concentrate on the damned road instead of yammering on the cell phone?

    Or perhaps an automated makeup application system -- that extends from the dashboard to apply makeup to the driver's face (this could also be used to give the driver a shave). So the driver can concentrate on the damned road instead of using the rearview miror like a vanity mirror?

    Oooh! How about an automated backseat babysitter/bratty-kid-slapper that tends to young and/or unruly children for the driver? So the driver can concentrate on the damned road and avoid rear-ending the person in front of them because they're doing a 180 in their front seat to berate the children they don't really know how to parent properly in the first place?

    Wow -- the ideas just keep coming! Toyota could install a dropped things pickup system for the driver. When the driver drops something in the floor or seat next to him/her, the system would pick it up for them, wave it in their face, and reassure the driver that the item has not been permanently lost and doesn't require immediate attention. So the driver can concentrate on the damned road (and lights that turn green) instead of being bent over Cirque de Soleil contortionist style in his/her floorboard trying to find that "uber special" piece of paper that they just have to have right that second?

    If you haven't picked up on the theme here, you probably should concentrate on the damned post and stop wondering whether to mod it down.

    IronChefMorimoto

  112. Speeding... by PetriBORG · · Score: 1

    So you're that asshole sitting in the left lane doing 55mpg... Yeah news for you, people speed, get over it. The left lane's speed limit is whatever the person behind you wants to do or you get out of the way, at least in the country. In the city the existence of left hand entrances and exits mess this up to hell and back but its still a good rule of thumb.

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    1. Re:Speeding... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So you're that asshole sitting in the left lane doing 55mpg


      Hey, 55 Miles Per Gallon (MPG) that's pretty impressive. Hybrids don't get that kind of mileage on the highway.
  113. what about the parking spot? by rcrdmdl · · Score: 1

    In my town we don't need a self-parking car, we need a car that looks for a free parking spot... but that is an NP-complete problem!!

  114. Re:Most new drivers suck by HRH+King+Lerxst · · Score: 1

    There is no such thing as a "'61 Stingray." In from 1963 to 1967 the Corvette carried the "Sting Ray" label. In 1968 the "Sting Ray" label was dropped. In 1969, the label was brought back, but changed to one word (Stingray). IIRC the last year for the Stingray label was 1977. And anyway you're talking apples and oranges, it's quite obvious that an antique car (45 years old!!), with a solid rear axle and drum brakes, cannot compete with a modern, rally inspired car. If you want to compare Japanse with American, you should choose cars from the same era.

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  115. If a car can park itself then by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    Why can't it drive itself? Allstate shows an interesting commercial where they say the only element of chance left in a car is the driver. So eliminate that last element damn it.

    GPS is pretty accurate now that the military has stopped degrading signals, and collision avoidance systems use computer-vision, radar, sonar, etc. Then consider that the space shuttle uses five antiquated computers to orient itself in three dimensional space at a speed of over 17,000MPH you see that the system should be mature by now. So there really isn't any reason for us not to be able to get in a car, input our destination and sit back and relax until we get there.

    Just try it on public transit first. You could eliminate one of the larger expenses that way. No driver required. But we're all deathly afraid of giving up control.

    1. Re:If a car can park itself then by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      A parking computer fucking up and taking off a bumper is going to cost a manufacturer a lot less in lawsuits than a driving computer taking off someone's head at 75MPH.

  116. left lane is for.... by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

    so they can learn that the left lane is for PASSING

    As an Ohioan, I have to admit to finding this concept "quaint." 95% of the time I pass on the right and it's only people from other states who seem to find the concept foreign.

    Keep in mind, passing on the right is a behavior that has evolved in Ohio due to several unique factors:

    a.) a split speed limit (trucks 55, cars 65)
    aa.) huge amounts of truck traffic, which means that the right lane has trucks and the left lane has trucks passing trucks but all of them are doing under 65
    b.) aggressive law enforcement that seems focused on the left lane
    c.) we're the only state which requires two lanes of traffic open during construction. on a two lane highway, that might mean using the shoulder as a traffic lane. when that occurs, trucks are forced to the left lane, because the shoulder isn't built for that weight. by virtue of that the right lane becomes the fast lane, and if you're around enough construction, you'll spend more time passing on the right than the left

  117. 1933 Dymaxion Car by mzs · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think you are thinking of Buckminster Fuller's Dymaxion Car. There are some videos of it here at the American Master's site, but not of it parking. Though there is one of it pulling a tight U-turn around a police officer. I do think this is the same car I saw a video of where the car came in at an angle and then turned it's rear wheel and eased it's back in to parallel park. There is a bit more info on wikipedia too. (also here and here)

  118. Parent Poster has a good point by Animaether · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Parallel parking isn't too difficult - I did it in my car all the time (I've moved to a location where I no longer need the car, public transport suits me fine and I like not having to pay all the taxes)... tight spots aren't a problem.

    But along comes some asshole who turns that tight spot into an impossible spot by parking in front of / behind you without leaving enough room for you to get out comfortably. More often than not, you're not going to find the person to ask them to please move their car - or perhaps they can't anymore either. Rather than zig-zagging numerous times to edge my way out, I'd gently push the other car out of the way first - and if gently didn't work, firmly would; alarms be damned.

    A system that can get you out of those -those- situations would be much more appreciated - like another commenter mentioned, those videos of cars with all four wheels turning a full 90 degrees, that's what we'd need.

  119. Parked at 60 degree angle - Mod Parent Up by adisakp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The original directions forgot to include the counter-steer after you get close to the curve while continuing to back up so you're right. Merely to "slowly bring the wheel back to rest state" would leave you at 60 degrees to the curb if you followed those directions to the letter.

    Not only that, but if you live in Chicago (or anywhere with tight parking), you'll find that you don't have room to do it all in the one-pass method and you have to do that drive-forwards-and-backwards-several-times-while-t unring-the wheel-a-lot-to-wiggle-closer-to-the-curb method which is a real pain.

  120. Wow... Got Vitriol? by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    Sounds like someone's a little bitter here. My only question to you is whether your target is on the mark. Personally, I've found that the old people on the road are the ones much more likely to be cruising in the lefthand lane at 10 MPH under the speed limit and merging at low speed. It's a simple matter of the reflexes and the like slowing, I hear. Teenagers are the ones more likely to be heading through traffic at high speed, swerving through the cruising and passing lanes both so as to avoid getting stuck at only going 10 MPH over the speed limit in the passing lane.

    As for misuse turn signals, that's endemic to every age group, although the younger ends tend more towards not using them and the older ones to not turning them back off.

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    1. Re:Wow... Got Vitriol? by karnal · · Score: 1

      and the older ones to not turning them back off.

      My 1999 Grand Marquis (Old Man car for my 31 year old body) has an interesting "feature" I found in the owners manual. If I leave the turn signal on for 1/2 a mile, the dash dings at you.

      Guess someone at Ford was aware of this complaint.

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  121. Driver is always responsible by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    The injured might choose to make an additional claim against the car company, but it would not absolve the driver of criminal or civil liability. If nothing else, they chose to engage the system.

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  122. Re:Medium car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the eurpeans: a medium car in the US is a BMW 5-series, or a VW Passat.

  123. Relative Speeds by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    The only reason that asshole-who-drives-like-a-Swiss is not going slower than most of the traffic is because he's in the left lane holding back that other traffic, so the cannot be faster than him (well, until they become sufficiently pissed off to pass him on the right, that is...)
    Unless, of course, the people in the righthand lane are going even slower. If the speed limit is 65, and the righthand lane is going 60 (aged drivers, wide load, frequent righthand turns, whatever), I'm going to get into the lefthand lane and drive maybe 70. It's faster than the speed limit and I'm passing. If there's cop cars parked alongside the road monitoring things, I may even stick to 65 itself to avoid confrontation. In either case, if someone comes zooming up behind me at 90, I'm not going to stomp the accelerator or worry myself over merging into the (much slower) righthand lane just so that he can keep going that much over the limit. Although, in the case of the cop cars, I'd be tempted to let him by and serve as cop-bait...

    I try to drive sensibly, and I have no problem exceeding the speed limit when it's an issue of safety (going 55 when everyone else is going 65, even if the limit is 55, is just plain dumb) but I can and will sit on the speed limit if all that's at risk is whether you'll be shaving 5 minutes off of your two hour commute.

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    1. Re:Relative Speeds by donutello · · Score: 1

      Your behavior is completely sensible and legal. It's not what I have a problem with. The key facts here are that you are indeed passing people. It's a problem when you drive in the left lane and there's no one to the right. You don't have to slow yourself down to let someone else pass you but if the right lane is clear and you can enter it while maintaining your desired speed, you should - even if there's no one behind you.

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  124. Then you are in the wrong by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    Seriously. There is no way you're passing people continously for 150 miles.

    If someone is sitting on your ass in the passing lane, it is because they want to pass you. Your responsibility is to pull right at the first reasonable opportunity and let them by. I don't understand why you would sit there cursing them for 150 miles instead of just letting them by.

    Besides it's the smart move...the cars going faster than you make great speed trap bait if you let them by.

    instead of taking 30 seconds to change lanes,

    It's illegal and dangerous to pass on the right. Yes, I know it's also illegal and dangerous to speed, but I think it's more dangerous to force a speeding person to also pass on the right--now you've combined two dangers.

    The rules of the road are practical. They're designed to create a relatively predictable environment--fast on the left, slower on the right. Moving right to allow someone by fits within that paradigm and maintains predictability. Forcing someone who is already going fast to move right to pass subverts the paradigm, decreases predictability, and IMO increases danger.

    So please for my safety if not yours, let the asshole in the big truck by on the left.

    I agree with you 100% on the parking lot speeding though.

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    1. Re:Then you are in the wrong by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

      Seriously. There is no way you're passing people continously for 150 miles.

      F150 assmunch is. They use the passing lane as an excuse to be a championship-quality asshole. If anyone stays in the passing lane for more than 2 miles, this fuck is on their ass, regardless of speed, highbeams fading their paint.

      The rules of the road are practical.

      And it wasn't until a few months ago that everyone started bitching and griping about the passing lane. If a bunch of dumbasses wants to swerve through freeway traffic to prove what hot shit they are, they can be as stupid as they want. I don't go near it.

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    2. Re:Then you are in the wrong by Gleemonex · · Score: 1

      If anyone stays in the passing lane for more than 2 miles, this fuck is on their ass, regardless of speed, highbeams fading their paint.

      You can call this guy as many "fucks" as you want: the fact that he is able to tailgate someone in the passing lane means that the person in front of him is at fault. If it takes 2 miles to pass someone, they're spending a dangerous amount of time in someone's blind spot, and should speed up or return to the right lane.

      I saw a documentary on road rage a while ago, where a man was driving in the left lane with his wife in the passenger seat. He was being tailgated in the passing lane, and was high-beamed and honked at by the driver behind him. He gave the car the finger. The car veered into the right lane, pulled up next to him, and shot his wife in the face.

      You're right to avoid the "asshole lane", but do keep in mind that your acrimony at the mere existence of a passing lane is selfish and misdirected, and shared by very few people in the western world.

      And it wasn't until a few months ago that everyone started bitching and griping about the passing lane.

      I don't know what planet YOU'RE from. Stand-up comics have been ranting about the passing lane ever since "white dudes walk like this; black dudes walk like this" got old.

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  125. Re:Smarter cars (chicken or egg?) by vertinox · · Score: 1

    Smarter cars will just make dumber drivers.

    But we already have dumber drivers today. I think dumber drivers are the reason for the need of smarter cars.

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  126. link is to amusing video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the link is to an amusing video of a guy in a Civic doing a little parking trick

    1. Re:link is to amusing video by _Shorty-dammit · · Score: 1

      hmm, helps if you don't check those boxes...anyway, link is to a neat little parking trick done by some guy in a Civic

  127. Parallel parking done right by 3TimeLoser · · Score: 1

    Watch Steve McQueen parallel park his '68 Mustang in the movie "Bullit". He did it quickly, on a hill in a really cool car with a manual transmission. Then he walked away like it was no big deal. What a stud! That's how you parallel park. Who cares if it took 30 takes.

    I doubt watching Tom Cruise automatically parallel park his computerized future car in Mission Impossible 8 would have quite the same effect.

    No, I'm not gay.

  128. Americans are getting fatter.... by A10n · · Score: 1

    And now with automatic parking, expect the number to rise.

  129. what a shame... by edlinger · · Score: 1

    all that room dedicated to one cager, you could fit at least 7 bikes in that parking space...

  130. Self Parking...BAH by GmAz · · Score: 1

    I prefer to park like this: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-458992726 4004935899&q=parking&pl=true The real man's solution to parallel parking!

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  131. Make mandatory on Escalades driven by soccer moms by gorbachev · · Score: 1

    PLEASE!

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  132. No, the left lane is not just for passing. by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    It's for through traffic. You're a self-righteous asshole. When I was 16 and got a reckless driving ticket for driving 54 in a 25, one of they things they taught us is: You have absolutely zero legal requirement to go a single MPH over the speed limit OR move out of the left lane, if you don't want to. And I will sit there and not let you pass, as long as I am going at least 1MPH faster than the next lane. Tough shit for you.

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    1. Re:No, the left lane is not just for passing. by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      Ah then, I will put my high beams on you until I suspect you may decide to slam on the brakes, then I will sidegate you on the right, which means I will maintain a position directly behind you, pacing you exactly, neither passing you on the right (which is incorrect) nor letting anyone else pass you on the right. That way I allow a line of angry traffic build up behind you, and you can choose to slam you brakes and get rear ended, or move over into the space in the right lane I am holding open for you. If you ever finally get the hint and do that, then I will pass you after the other traffic does, and I will then return to the right lane. If you've pissed me off enough, I may even slam my brakes on in front of YOU, but in the right lane (and if you hit me then YOUR insurance company will repair MY vehicle)

      JACKASS! Next time you drive by a sign that says 'KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS', I hope the wind blows it off its mountings and it smashes through your windshield.

    2. Re:No, the left lane is not just for passing. by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      Also, I hope someday when you are late for your job, wedding, 2nd lobotoby, or some other critically important event to you, that you find yourself stuck besides another jackass like yourself, thats driving along in the left lane and refuses to let you pass.

      After all, its all about fucking everyone else over, right? It wouldnt ever make sense to share the road and allow other people to get by you, right? You have to be first, even if it means blocking other traffic, right? Even if all it took was 3 seconds for you to get in the right lane without even slowing down to let them by, its all about fucking everyone else over.

      Forget my previous wish about the sign in your windshield. I hope someday you are in the left lane, refusing to pass, and a huge semi comes up from behind you, and the driver has a seizure that causes him to stomp the gas, and becuase you think its your personal mission from $diety not to let him pass, you hold your ground and get completely creamed, and go skidding off the road directly into a 'KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS' sign, which goes through your windshield and decaptitates you.

    3. Re:No, the left lane is not just for passing. by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      That's attempted vehicular homicide, and in the same class they said they charged a guy for doing that. Flashing your lights will drop my speed by 20MPH. I've followed people with MY brights on for 30+ miles, I can win any stubborn contest if you want to play it.

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    4. Re:No, the left lane is not just for passing. by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
      If you need to speed illegaly to get to your important event, considering the fact that I almost always drive 10MPH over the speed limit ANYWAY, well -- it must have not been that important, because you did plan accordingly OR leave in time to get there. You fucked up. It's not my job to change MY habits to accomodate YOUR half-assedness. Leave in time to get there, foo'.

      Basically, if you want to get ahead of me, do it yourself. I'm not stopping you from passing me. You want to get ahead? You want the gain? Then you go to the right lane, pass me, and get back to the left lane. If you think that *I* have to move to accomodate *YOU*, because you are too lazy to do exactly what you are asking *ME* to do -- get in the right lane for 3 seconds -- then you are the self-absorbed asshole. Changing lanes is work. You do your own work, I'll do my own work. I always let people in, if they signal, and am actually a kinder driver than most. I don't expect you to believe this.

      The rest of your pathetic flame is not worth responding to. I mean, really. You're a better human being than to really wish that, I'd hope. But I've said similar things too.

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    5. Re:No, the left lane is not just for passing. by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      High beams are a fairly well-understood means of communicating 'get out of the PASSING lane'. If having your high beams on was equivalent to attempted homicide, there'd be a damn lot more people in jail then there are.

      Also, I wasnt referring to *my* being late for something, I was referring to *YOU* being late for something. I hope *YOU* are late for something, and get stuck behind someone with your obnoxious self-righteous attitude about the left lane. And you can leave early all you want - a sufficient number of assholes blocking the left lane can still easily make you late to where you may need to speed in an attempt to get there even close to 'not late'. In fact, I hope there is an entire convention of 'Im going to drive in the left lane and fuck you' right when you are in a hurry to get somewhere, and they all decide to get on the road right ahead of you, along with a convention of 'Im 90 and I still have the right to drive, and I'm going to do 45 in the right lane just to spite you' folk, so that what might be a 20 minute drive turns into two hours (good thing you left 15 minutes early, you'll only be an hour and a half late)

      And the right lane is specifically NOT for passing. If someone is to pass you, they accomplish that by overtaking you, moving to the LEFT, proceeding past you, and then returning to the right. 'Passing' is by definition something one does to the left, except perhaps in England, but a more general definiton would be the 'inside' lane, which would apply regardless of which side of the road your country drives on. And I'll add this, you damn well wont be passing me on the right. If there is a jackass ahead of me in the left moving along slowly who refuses to get right, I will move to the right, but will NOT go past on the right, but neither will I drop back. You can come up behind him, and decide wether to remain stuck behind him, or scream at him to get out of the passing lane, becuase you will damn sure not be passing him on the right - there will be room for him to get right in front of me, but not room for you to get between us.

      If you are in the leftmost lane, you are blocking traffic from passing you. If you remain in the leftmost lane intentionally (as opposed to ignorantly), then you are a jackass, plain and simple. And wether I wish evil on you or not, eventually your karma will catch up with you. (And I dont mean the /. kind)

    6. Re:No, the left lane is not just for passing. by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      And if changing lanes is 'work' to you (Im not talking about bumper to bumber traffic here, Im talking about open road), then perhaps a re-evaluation of your physical qualifications to drive is in order.

    7. Re:No, the left lane is not just for passing. by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
      You misunderstood me. Getting in front of someone and slamming your breaks on *is* attempted vehicular homicide. And people *do* get charged for that if any damage is done.

      And, although you misunderstood me, I did in fact understand your comment about lateness. I know (and knew) that you were talking about ME being late. My response stands. If I am late it is due to poor planning on my part, and no, the seas of the highway should not just part because I deem so. It's everybody's road and I no more have the right to expect people to get out of may way out of the kindness of their heards than anyone else, including you.

      Again, you are not understanding what I am saying. "And the right lane is specifically NOT for passing." No, there is NO FUCKING LAW that says you can't pass in any goddamn lane you want. And I was talking about an interstate highway (specifically the Washington D.C. Beltway). Passing to the right is the *middle* lane, so again your comment still misses my point. But that is to be expected.

      And NO, passing does not have an "on the left" legal definition. You made that up.

      And, for reference, I am very punctual and have never been late to an interview or first day on the job, except for the time that cop pointed a gun to my head for daring to try to ask directions. . . And I drive in the D.C. beltway area which is one of the most congested areas.

      So suck it up -- people like you will have to emotionally suffer due to people like me. Meanwhile, I will take great joy and your suffering will increase my emotional energy. And that's the way it's going to be.

      You, sir, seem very eager to tell people what to do. Perhaps you should take a position in Homeland Security? There's better things you can be doing with your life. Why don't you join a Department Of Transportation and get them to actually build roads at the capacity they need to be at?

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    8. Re:No, the left lane is not just for passing. by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      If it's not 'work' (I wasn't talking about physical work, OBVIOUSLY. What a troll!), why do YOU mind it so much? Go around me if I'm in your way. You're in a vehicle. With a steering wheel and everything. The world is your oyster. You can get on with your life, or focus on the distractions along the way. I know which one of us will enjoy the experience more.

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    9. Re:No, the left lane is not just for passing. by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      And again, you seem more concerner about your legal right to be a jackass, then the fact that if there were less jackasses like you, there would be less traffic jams.

      After all, your legal right to do something trumps any concept of cooperation and convention. It is CONVENTION to drive on the right, and to stay out of the left lane except when passing. Beyond that, there ARE laws in some states supporting that.

      I applaud your ability to consider your right to flaunt convention and get in other people's way to be more important than making traffic flow better, and cooperating so everyone can get where they are going. (And for the record, I'm not a hippocrite either - if I am in the left passing other traffic and someone comes up behind me, I speed up and finish my pass to get out of their way)

    10. Re:No, the left lane is not just for passing. by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      Because I follow convention. I pass on the LEFT. If you are in the leftmost lane, the to go around you on the left, I would have to drive on the left shoulder. If we were both in the right, then it would be my place to change lanes to the left to pass you. But if we are in the leftmost lane, there are no further lanes to the left to change into.

      Maybe a road where everyone drives on whichever side they want, and everyone is in everyone else's way is your idea of a good drive, but mine is one where everyone follows the same convention, especially when those conventions make sense, and allow for everyone to get where they are going.

      And if your braking when I am behind you on the left is legal, so is my braking if I am ahead of you on the right. And its also more in keeping with the convention (wether you accept it or not) where traffic should pass on the left, NOT on the right. In fact if someone feels the need to brake, they SHOULD get in the right lane first. Braking in the left except in an emergency is just plain wrong (well, unless there is a jackass ahead of you blocking the passing lane)

    11. Re:No, the left lane is not just for passing. by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
      I have yet to see where being in the left lane has created a traffic jam. The jackasses that try to get ahead on the left lane still face the full brunt of rush hour traffic right in front of me. Sure, they can get ahead of me if I left them by, but there's still a line of cars in the left lane as far as the eye can see. Shall the seas part, Moses?

      And outside of rush hour, there is more than enough road to go around. I'm not stopping you. Your own stubborness is stopping you.

      And I've never found convention or tradition to be a good reason to do anything. (Except slavery, and keeping women veiled and out of the voting booth, of course.)

      And, the traffic school of my state instructed me on these facts. I am far more inclined to believe them than you.

      I also refuse searches from police, vote 3rd party, have annoying bumper stickers, don't buy CDs, don't iron my clothes, don't go to bars, grocery stores, restaurants, or movie theatres, have an open relationship with my bisexual wife, and do a variety of other things without regard for tradition. (Like getting married upstairs in our house a year after we purchased it, in front of a Rugrats poster that was coincidentally hanging around.) Fuck tradition, and fuck societal mores.

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    12. Re:No, the left lane is not just for passing. by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      The traffic jam is due to the cumulative effect of everyone being in the left lane when they should be in the right. If everyone stayed right except whem passing, jams would be greatly minimized.

      I'm going to ignore the rest of your post, since its not relevant to what I said.

      I'll leave you with this, and then I'm going to ignore any further responses from you - why don't you observe what trucks (and I mean semis, not oversize pickups and delivery vans) do (EXCEPT when they are specifically directed by constructions signs otherwise, eg when the right lane is on a shoulder) - you will notice that they always pass on the left, and that they pretty much always remain in the right lane except when passing, or turning left, etc. Try passing semis on the right, or drive along to the left of one without passing for a time - you'll find that all the semis in your path for quite a few miles ahead will 'conveniently' be slowly (and by that I mean 'slower than you want to travel') passing one another, and you will be stuck behind, able to pass on neither side.

    13. Re:No, the left lane is not just for passing. by ClioCJS · · Score: 1
      No, traffic jams are created by the demand for road bandwidth exceeding the throughput of the road. It's simple traffic theory and the same theory that is applicable to the roads is applicable to internet backbones. At least, this is what some of my wiser coworkers at the MCI Internet Engineering department said (Vint Cerf used to be my boss's boss's boss). The problem is that when you create extra bandwidth, be it road, or internet backbone, that simply by the bandwidth being there, people will use it. You can wide a highway to 12 lanes, and the highway will cause business to build up near it, and people to decide to start working there, ultimately creating a demand that will cause the road to be over-used. Part of why even the 12-lane roads in california are arguably worse than anywhere else in the country. But I digress. No cascading domino effect causes this. There are cars as far as the eye can see in both directions. This is not caused by a lack of orderliness, but you can project your blame on that if it makes you feel better by providing a mascot for you to direct your anger at. However, it should really be at your local Dept of Transportation. The Virginia Dept in particular really, really sucks. My crackpot theory on the matter is the good traffic theory specialists end up working in the heart of the internet (Reston, VA) instead of at the D.O.T. (Richmond, VA -- a comparative shithole).

      Using trucks as an example to follow is the most laughable aspect of this debate yet. You mean like the truck that hit me, when I happened to be passing on the right, because there was a sign that said you had to get over to the right and i followed it. I mean, you'd think if the truck was in the right, he wouldn't have given a false name and license plate to the officer, including the name of an insurance company that didn't exist. I'm sure that is what people who are in the legal right do. And I'm sure the officer gave me a ticket for breaking the 'legal definition' of passing. Except he didn't, because there is none. Using truckers as an exmaple is like the NAACP endorsing Rodney King as an example of a good citizen. Get real. You become more fuller of it by the minute. It is as if your local Dept of Transportation is creating extra lanes in your brain by which bullshit may travel. And of course, as always, "if you build it, they will come", and it looks like plenty of bullshit has started to take advantage of the easy commute to the speech center of your brain.

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  133. I like street parking by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1

    On narrow streets, it creates a buffer zone between traffic and the narrow sidewalk.

  134. All you're base are belong to us by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1
    you're life is at stake

    D'oh! I hate when I see that. I was going to say "You're taking your life into your own hands" and deleted part of it to say what I posted above. It should read "your life is at stake"

    1. Re:All you're base are belong to us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, forgive him. he drives a freakin' pickup!

  135. Pitty The Fool by nick_davison · · Score: 1

    Hey, leave the poor F-x50 driver alone. He's got bigger (OK, littler) problems to worry about. Is it me or is Ford's entire marketing scheme:

    F-150: Compensates for an inch and a half under performance.

    F-150 super cab: Compensates for an inch and a half and some girth.

    F-250: Compensates for two and a half inches.

    F-250 super cab: Compensates for two and a half inches and some girth.

    F-350 super cab: Oh, your poor wife! Or was she Loretta Bobbit?

    My personal favorite trucks are the ones with "Got Dirt" stickers littering them and then the chrome all around their raised underside is in perfect, unchipped by actual off-road conditions, shape.

    Of course, none of them compare to just prior to the election when I saw an "Off-Roaders For W'04" sticker... On a Nissan Sentra. Being driven by a tiny woman in her seventies. My first thought was, "Wow, that's delusional!" until I asked myself how any Bush voter could possibly be considered that way.

  136. Alas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See, this is the problem with civilization. In a primitive society, we'd be out on the hunt, and a tiger would get you by the leg and start pulling you into the bush, and when you shouted "Aieee! Help! Help! Guys?!" we'd scratch our heads thoughtfully, remembering all the times you were a prissy rules-are-rules grouch instead of a good buddy, and then we'd all nod and say to each other: After the tiger eats, it'll be slower -- let's attack then.

    Fact is, you don't know why those "assholes" are wanting to go 90 MPH past you. Could be, yes, as you suspect, they're just arrogant turds who don't give a damn about traffic safety. But at least some of them are different: there's the young man who just got a call from mom: Dad had a heart attack this morning. He's not going to make it. How soon can you get here? There's a kid right out of college who couldn't sleep last night for anxiety over the interview today, his first and probably only real shot at his dream job, overslept, and now he's only going to be on time if he flys and no shitheads (vide supra) deliberately make it hard for him. (I realize you're never late to important appointments, 'cause you walk on water and stuff. But try to imagine it.)

    There's a million stories out there. You don't know which of them are wanting to pass you in a hurry. Maybe next time think about all the possibilities, and ask yourself whether, if you were forced by some curious interfering god to stop and listen, face-to-face, to the story of the person in the car trying to pass you, then no matter what that story might be, you wouldn't be at all ashamed of yourself for making your fellow man or woman's life just a smidge harder than it has to be.

  137. ISR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia Dot Slashes You.

  138. A Few Days Ago by nuintari · · Score: 1

    A few days ago, I was parking my car out front of a small philly cheese steak place (Mr Spots, BG Ohio for anyone who cares, they also have one in Ann Arbor, MI, I suggest you try it sometime). It was a tight spot, I was between a Scion, and some Sedan, both at the edges of their spaces. What did I do? I backed in, I pulled forward, and was perfectly parked. Some college student watched me do my flawless execution of the mythical ordeal, and was shocked. He actually congratulated me on a job well done when I exited my vehicle. I have had a license for ten years now, and I have never been trained in any way whatsoever to parellel park a car. My dad explained it to me once when I was 17 over dinner (I am 27 now), and I followed his instructions to great results. It is not hard.

    I don't need a gadget to park my car for me, I need the government to stop dumbing down the country for the growing class of people who fail to meet even the lowest grade. Hell, they stopped teaching parellel parking a year before I took driver's ed, didn't stop me from learning.

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  139. Interstate != Autobahn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here, we have signs stating that specifically: "Slower traffic keep right". Meaning if you are not passing, move into the right lane.

    For drivers, this is a good idea sometimes, and an unworkable idea other times. The only exit for the city nearest me is a left exit off the interstate, and there are no other exits for miles.

    In Germany and other countries you will be arrested if you are found driving in the left lane and not passing, the left lane is strictly for passing there.

    This works great in Germany, because the autobahn is built for that kind of driving. The interstate system is not. (I've driven on both.)

    If you want to pay to redesign our freeway system to be more autobahn-like, I'll support you 100%. But simply wishing American drivers drove on American roads like German drivers do on German roads is ignoring the glaring fact that American roads are not German roads.

  140. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences by Drunkulus · · Score: 1


    So where do I mail the pipe bomb for this one?

  141. Just go up on the curb by zardo · · Score: 1

    I've found if you can get 3 or 4 inches up the curb, you end up better off. Just make sure you bought the expensive tires with the thick walls, and your turning radius is above par. That's how I get into the REAL tight spots. My subaru has an incredible turning radius.

  142. two weeks later... by ethanms · · Score: 1

    9,000,000 law-suits from "I hit that other car when I was using the auto park!"

    Actually manuevering the car IS an issue for most people who have an issue w/ parallel parking, but probably of equal concern is knowing when to stop (or when to keep going).

    Also, how long until someone mod's their Prius to be driven by remote control? Between cruise control, ABS and now this auto-park, every bit of the control is now available to the computer. Forget T-1000's, Skynet is just gonna run us all down w/ our Toyota's.

  143. Or a bus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Happened to a friend of mine:

    "It was a bus. How could you hit it?"

    "It was a bus. How could I miss?"

  144. Look Ma, no hands!!! by gumnam · · Score: 1

    Look Ma, no hands!!!

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  145. Aberdeen by commanderfoxtrot · · Score: 1

    West End of Aberdeen I presume?

    200K in London goes a scarily short way these days.

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    1. Re:Aberdeen by somersault · · Score: 1

      yes 'West End' of aberdeen, heh, maybe more the midcentral west, that's where the fanciest houses seem to be.

      Housing prices here are crazy, they've doubled in the last 7 years or so apparently..

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  146. Cruise control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amen!

    This is exactly why cars in this country will never have cruise control.

    Wait, what were we talking about?

  147. LET THEM TAKE OVER ASAP PLEASE by alien9 · · Score: 1

    I personally can't wait to see machines taking the control of traffic. Most of the problems in the traffic are drove by stupidity of human beens, whatever inability or lack of prudence. Machines won't use the vehicle as a public display of 'pilot skills' and won't suffer of road rage. Actually I predict a safer traffic guided by machinery. Let humans do what they do better, whatever else than exhibit their lack of education in traffic jams.

  148. Ob Simpsons... by Dieppe · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our giant self-park automobile overlords!

  149. SysRq pedal? by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    Break pedal? I wonder whether that car has Prnt Scrn, SysRq and Scroll Lk pedals as well.

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  150. Nice but inconsistent argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The law _requires_ all drivers to keep right unless they are engaged in passing other traffic.

    Ok, fine. But if it's all backed up, and everybody's going as fast as they can already due to congestion, then we're all going to spread out and increase bandwidth; deal with it.

    If you want to drive at 5 over the limit, that's fine.

    Agreed.

    But you have NO right, nor any business even trying, to keep other drivers from driving faster than you do.

    Um, well, remember that point of yours above? Well, the law _requires_ you to stay the hell under the speed limit. I am fully within my rights to discourage you from breaking the law. Keep that hunk of steel at a safe speed and I'll be as courteous as you like.

  151. Actually, no, it isn't coming to the U.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The source material is wrong. I just confirmed it with Toyota:
    http://reviews.cnet.com/4531-10921_7-6484140.html

  152. Great point about laws by dereference · · Score: 1
    What I blame are the traffic laws that force me to choose between driving safely (with the average speed of faster traffic) or obeying the law [...] The cops are the ones at fault here, and/or the legislation that they're enforcing. I'm being forced by their bad laws to choose the lesser evil.

    I don't have any mod points, and we're so far off-topic it won't matter how insightful this might be. However, I'd like to emphasize your point that many have missed in the flurry of name-calling here.

    Indeed, poor enforcement of the (speed limit) law is the root problem. Either the law needs to be fixed (to increase the speed limits to something reasonable) or the enforcement needs to be significantly more strict. Either way, all drivers should be driving within the legal limits (and that includes minimums as well as maximums, although lots of clueless drivers don't even realize there is a minimum). However, we certainly can't have it both ways, as it necessarily creates hazardous conditions, which happens to be the very thing the law was intended to avoid (it's odd how often that happens).

    Without proper enforcement (especially coupled with ridiculously low limits in places) lots of drivers feel they can get away with going well beyond the legal limits. The "flow of traffic" inevitably becomes higher than the posted speed limit. This puts us all in an awkward position; we must go over the limit to stay safely within the flow, or honor the limit thus creating unsafe conditions due to a large relative speed difference.

    Note the almost comical (if it weren't so very dangerous) irony in the arguments against you. The vast majority of the folks who are complaining are citing here how the law compels you to pull over so that you may be passed. Yet that very same law compels them not to speed in order to pass you, if you're already at (or above) the posted limit!

    As far as I'm concerned, the burden lies squarely on the speeders to adapt and cope (civilly, ideally) with all the law-abiding drivers who are driving at any speed between the minimum and maximum permitted speeds.

    I'll state again for emphasis to your detractors: The laws defining the speed limits may be terrible, but you are just as obligated to follow these laws as the left-lane drivers are obligated to follow the laws that allow you to pass. You cannot have it both ways; you can't selectively ignore some laws then try to enforce others as you see convenient.

    1. Re:Great point about laws by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Thank you for your agreement.

      The speed laws I would most favor (if not just a simple "don't be a road hazard", and try accusations of such in actual courts like they should be) would be regulations on relative speed above or below the average flow of traffic, whatever that happens to be. No required, absolute, numeric speed limits - just, say, "plus or minus 15 mph of the average speed of traffic", whatever the average speed of traffic naturally tends to be.

      Of course, posted speed *recommendations* would still be a good idea, for informational reasons, i.e. "research suggests that this is the safest average speed for this section of road". And use the real numbers, don't round them down cause you assume people will exceed them. Give people real safety information, and then only ticket them if they blatantly ignore it and other pertinent conditions and create an unsafe situation. These posted recommendations would also be of use in prosecution of people who cause real damage, in that they were warned of what the safe speed there was, and if they ignored it, that could construe reckless endangerment.

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  153. I can't believe no one has said... by starrsoft · · Score: 1

    In capitalist Britain, the car parks you!

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  154. Rt. 128 by r00t · · Score: 1

    Rt. 128 in Massachusetts, colocated with I-95, is roughly like this:

    leftmost: 80 MPH
    mid-left: 75 MPH
    mid-right: 70 MPH
    rightmost: 65 MPH

    The limit is 55 MPH. There is less than one car length between vehicles in any lane. The lanes are relatively narrow, and the road isn't all that straight as highways go. At normal speed, parts are curvy enough to be rather exciting. (somewhere around Wellesly, or west-north-west of Boston)

  155. convinience by csk_1975 · · Score: 1

    Yes... just like a calculator is another 'convinience' for people who are clearly far too STUPID to do math.

    Yes... just like a dictionary is another 'convinience' (sic) for people who are clearly far too STUPID to spell. :)

  156. 3 instructions: by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    Lead, follow, or get the HELL out of the way!

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  157. Assholes by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    Those kids are assholes and deserve to be flogged and hung at high noon in the public square on the 6 o'clock news!

    What if someone had an important reason that they needed to speed? What if someone was rushing to the hospital but couldn't get there in time and someone died as a result of their actions? What if it was an ambulence?

    What if someone was being robbed at gun-point and the fastest way for the police to get there was take the interstate, but it was blocked because of these idiot asshat kids?

    Impeding the flow of traffic IMO is a citable offense and they should have gotten a ticket for what they had done. They were creating a hazard by being the slowest on the road.

    Now, the people who went around and executed illegal moves to go around them are just as guilty, but these kids created a very dangerous hazardous situation.

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    1. Re:Assholes by Tmack · · Score: 1
      ...you seem to have failed to RTFA about the film or even payed any attention to what they were talking about during it (if you even watched it), but your post is the exact reason for them having done it in the first place: to prove that the speed limit and laws surrounding it are logically flawed.

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    2. Re:Assholes by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

      You caught me.... you are right... I didn't watch the entire FV. It was initially dull so I advanced through it until I got to the action of it which led me to believe they were just trying to slow traffic.

      If what you say is true, then I came to the wrong conclusion about it. However, I still think they should be flogged at high noon for holding up traffic like that, even if their point was well taken.

      Thanks for pointing that out.

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