Yes, it sounds like we need a goatse> goatse wormhole. Now all we need is a brave soul to traverse the hole and set up a transverse goatse hole gate at the deep end.
Any takers? Oww, come on! What's the matter...No sense of adventure?....Ya wanna live forever?
Still able to fly over a curb, faster than a speeding tortois, able to leap a fire hydrant on one my GOOD DAYS, and to top it off...huh? what?... HEY YOU KIDS,GET OFF OF MY LAWN! Oh, where was I?...Nevermind!\
(BTW: Date of Birth: 02/16/58: DOB != Older Than Dirt--please?!!!!
Can I get a DMCA takedown request for your post since that's my luggage password?
Or do we have to compare receipts for date of purchace/senoirity to settle this.
My second will meet you on the Field of Honor for our duel......I suggest Tesla Coils at 25 meters, in the English Channel, at 50 meters below sea level.
I originally tried it out with some favorite DeathSpeedMetal tunes, but alas, it induced extreme fibrillation- had to reload my iPacemaker with neil diamond. Now I can't even get out of my chair from in front of my computer. Oh well, nothing lasts forever. *sigh*
Post-It notes on my monitor bezel. After all: "Only wimps use tape backup: real men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it." [Linus B. Torvalds]
"Has science always been this inexorable in it's progress?"
I don't beleive so. My take on it:
Timely communication over wide areas has started the 'inexonerable progress'. Telegraph, railroads, telephones, 2-way radio,and now the internet have boosted progress dramatically as each were implemented.
I may be wrong, but the concept you seem to be looking for is 'singularity'. It's happening quicker as time goes- like a snowball rolling downhill, it may not reach the bottom of the hill (true singularity), but it's headed that way.
Try a window screen. As long as the screen itself is not resting on a solid surface (ie: up on small blocks) this works most of the time. The theory is that the cat will cling to the screen and allow you to bathe, examine, draw blood, admin meds, etc. Works amazingly well!
ARTHUR:
What happens now? BEDEVERE:
Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! ARTHUR:
Who leaps out? BEDEVERE:
U-- u-- uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh... ARTHUR:
Ohh. BEDEVERE:
Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger--
from (http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail-08.htm)
Thanks for that.....I think!?! *picks up dentures from keyboard and wipes spewed coffee from monitor and keyboard all while being doubled over with extreme rib-muscle cramps*
I don't currently have mod points for you, but on the '+insightful* scale...your post 'goes to 11'.
Of it's time? Huh? The reason I left the RC Church when I was 8 years old (our parents decided we could have some choice about religion at that age) was because the latin of it's time in Midwest USA was PIG LATIN- not even close to what that dude in the robes and funny hat was rattling off. I don't remember exactly when mass was performed in English (sometime in the 70's maybe?) but in the late 60's it was stiil done in a 'foreign' language that the biggest majority of USA population did not understand.
2. "Not letting the illiterate peasants paw through a hand copied book, probably the only one that priest would ever get to make or have made?"
a. I'll agree that this started this way, but even after Gutenberg's printing press was developed in 1450, that should have ended that. But instead, the theme seems to be 'keep the peasants ignorant so we can keep them under control'. The nobility and especially the crowns of that time were also part of the church hierarchy. (hint: this is one of the main reasons for seperation of Church and State in the USA)
b. Keeping the 'unwashed masses' ignorant of just what was in the bible enabled the Church/State to 'fine tune' and 'tweak' the messages to further their powerbase and financial base.
3. "Church leaders chosen by the church from its educated and learned?"
Church leaders chosen by the Church/State from it's educated supporters? Tere, fixed that for you.
'A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.'
Definition: Arms: "arms
n 1: weapons considered collectively [syn: weaponry, implements
of war, weapons system, munition]" from (http://dict.die.net/arms/)
Good luck next time- come back and play again soon.
"...some punks working for a marketing agency wasting my tax dollars..."...some dumbass broad that can't tell an LED sign from a bomb wasting my tax dollars....
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Yes, it sounds like we need a goatse> goatse wormhole. Now all we need is a brave soul to traverse the hole and set up a transverse goatse hole gate at the deep end.
Any takers? Oww, come on! What's the matter...No sense of adventure?....Ya wanna live forever?
Oh, give us a break!
LOL!!
'Is that an iPhone in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?'
How long is that lame /. poll going to stay????
Move on to the next subject!!!!
I have Karma to burn....mod's do not hold any fear for me!!!!
Hah Hah Hah LOL!
Still able to fly over a curb, faster than a speeding tortois, able to leap a fire hydrant on one my GOOD DAYS, and to top it off...huh? what?... HEY YOU KIDS,GET OFF OF MY LAWN! Oh, where was I?...Nevermind!\
(BTW: Date of Birth: 02/16/58: DOB != Older Than Dirt--please?!!!!
Can I get a DMCA takedown request for your post since that's my luggage password?
Or do we have to compare receipts for date of purchace/senoirity to settle this.
My second will meet you on the Field of Honor for our duel......I suggest Tesla Coils at 25 meters, in the English Channel, at 50 meters below sea level.
You have been challenged sirrah!
Is that what they mean by 'Plays For Sure'?
Imagine the BSOD with you're pacemaker!
Spectator1: Hey, that dude is turning blue and flopping around on the ground!
Spectator2: Look at the grip he has on his Zune and his chest!
Spectator1: Yeah, BSOD Plays For Sure, let's grab a cup of coffee before we have to get back.
Spectator2: Cool, entertainment AND coffee on our break....it's great to be alive!
"Either way, he's got good rhythm!"
LOL! C|N>K Hope the keyboard dries out! LOL
As long as you don't zoom in too close- the King Ranch is a HUGE place, you would get miles and miles of MOOOO!...just don't step in any of it!
Cowchip flingin' championship tourney in progress...details at 11!
Yeah, that's the problem with this thing.
I originally tried it out with some favorite DeathSpeedMetal tunes, but alas, it induced extreme fibrillation- had to reload my iPacemaker with neil diamond. Now I can't even get out of my chair from in front of my computer.
Oh well, nothing lasts forever. *sigh*
Post-It notes on my monitor bezel.
After all: "Only wimps use tape backup: real men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it."
[Linus B. Torvalds]
For the pendants out there, the concept applies.
I've already patented the iPacemaker add-on for the iPod!! w00t!
He's dead, Jim!
Glad I could make your day!
BTW, it's true, though I wasn't trying for funny. Even funnier is actually seeing it in action!
Two minor things I forgot: 1. don't work well with declawed cats, 2. have to set the screen on solid surface before they will let go.
"C|N>K"
I'll have to remember that- much easier than what I went through to get there--Thanks!
"Has science always been this inexorable in it's progress?"
I don't beleive so. My take on it:
Timely communication over wide areas has started the 'inexonerable progress'. Telegraph, railroads, telephones, 2-way radio,and now the internet have boosted progress dramatically as each were implemented.
I may be wrong, but the concept you seem to be looking for is 'singularity'. It's happening quicker as time goes- like a snowball rolling downhill, it may not reach the bottom of the hill (true singularity), but it's headed that way.
Good sir, you are truly delightfully demented!
My hat's off to you.
"....bathe a stray tom cat."
Try a window screen. As long as the screen itself is not resting on a solid surface (ie: up on small blocks) this works most of the time. The theory is that the cat will cling to the screen and allow you to bathe, examine, draw blood, admin meds, etc. Works amazingly well!
why yes IAAVT (I Am A Veterinary Technician)!
Adblock and Noscript are your Firefox friends!
Thanks to them, I barely remember what you are complaining about....give them a try!
ARTHUR:
)
What happens now?
BEDEVERE:
Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
ARTHUR:
Who leaps out?
BEDEVERE:
U-- u-- uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh...
ARTHUR:
Ohh.
BEDEVERE:
Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger--
from (http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail-08.htm
Don't fsck with IBM's Nazgul!
They will blacken your sky, redden your books, stick you in a bloody, dark corner with Daryl M.
Ware! Ware! Behold the flight of the Nazgul cometh! (obligitory) RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
Thanks for that.....I think!?! *picks up dentures from keyboard and wipes spewed coffee from monitor and keyboard all while being doubled over with extreme rib-muscle cramps*
I don't currently have mod points for you, but on the '+insightful* scale...your post 'goes to 11'.
Where is the proof or evidence that Jesus was a real person?
Historical? If you include myths and legends like Zeus and Paul Bunyon and his blue ox Babe then yes.
1. "Masses in the ...latin...of its time?"
Of it's time? Huh? The reason I left the RC Church when I was 8 years old (our parents decided we could have some choice about religion at that age) was because the latin of it's time in Midwest USA was PIG LATIN- not even close to what that dude in the robes and funny hat was rattling off. I don't remember exactly when mass was performed in English (sometime in the 70's maybe?) but in the late 60's it was stiil done in a 'foreign' language that the biggest majority of USA population did not understand.
2. "Not letting the illiterate peasants paw through a hand copied book, probably the only one that priest would ever get to make or have made?"
a. I'll agree that this started this way, but even after Gutenberg's printing press was developed in 1450, that should have ended that. But instead, the theme seems to be 'keep the peasants ignorant so we can keep them under control'. The nobility and especially the crowns of that time were also part of the church hierarchy. (hint: this is one of the main reasons for seperation of Church and State in the USA)
b. Keeping the 'unwashed masses' ignorant of just what was in the bible enabled the Church/State to 'fine tune' and 'tweak' the messages to further their powerbase and financial base.
3. "Church leaders chosen by the church from its educated and learned?"
Church leaders chosen by the Church/State from it's educated supporters? Tere, fixed that for you.
BZZZZT!! Wrong answer:
'A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.'
Definition: Arms:
"arms
n 1: weapons considered collectively [syn: weaponry, implements
of war, weapons system, munition]" from (http://dict.die.net/arms/)
Good luck next time- come back and play again soon.
"...some punks working for a marketing agency wasting my tax dollars..." ...some dumbass broad that can't tell an LED sign from a bomb wasting my tax dollars....
There, fixed that for ya. Yes, you're welcom.