How come none of these so-called 'scientists' ever check out things that have water ice for life? We're all so crazy about finding it on Mars, but why not Saturn?
Microsoft calls it Windows XP. What? You're telling me it's not an actual universe simulation? Based on the system resources it uses, I thought it was!
Clearly. It's plauged by a malfunctioning thermostat that cycles every 10000 years. It's also got a random system crash that requires a total reboot. No one's sure when next one will hit but with a 65 million year uptime, we're due for one soon.
It's only been 10 years. They didn't have American History class in schools at the time the Declaration of Independance was being signed nor did they have Ancient History in schools at the time the pyramids were being built.
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It's just an op-ed. It's meant to create a stir.
Make sure the switch is set to 'serve', not 'kill'.
How come none of these so-called 'scientists' ever check out things that have water ice for life? We're all so crazy about finding it on Mars, but why not Saturn?
Does it play Solitaire?
By their definition, with $100 in my bank account, I am a millionaire.
They might as well give everybody a peice of paper with a huge X on it that says 'You are here'.
Paper-thin redefined as cardboard-thick!
Come to think of it.... BLUE screen!
It will reveal how much Microsoft is in bed with computer manufacturers.
They even have a How Lightsabers Work write-up.
We all know the porn industry is going to benefit from this, in some very, very, very kinky way. Probably, pre and post op pictures.
Just try to google a website for these guys!
Be sure you're at the right theater when you start camping out, though.
Did he get an invite?
How the hell do the British see see-zee-umm in that? Tsai-sai-umm?
It's a perfectly cromulent word. Jeez!
Microsoft calls it Windows XP. What? You're telling me it's not an actual universe simulation? Based on the system resources it uses, I thought it was!
Microsoft has released Windows 95. It's promised to be a faster, better and a more reliable Windows yet!
Clearly. It's plauged by a malfunctioning thermostat that cycles every 10000 years. It's also got a random system crash that requires a total reboot. No one's sure when next one will hit but with a 65 million year uptime, we're due for one soon.
...rocket falls on YOU!
It's only been 10 years. They didn't have American History class in schools at the time the Declaration of Independance was being signed nor did they have Ancient History in schools at the time the pyramids were being built.
Do not stare directly at beam. Spontaneous fusion reactions of eyes may result. May also cause temporary blindness.
While I am out, lumberjacking and hunting for caribou, out of reach of radio.
Note: I am Canadian. I'm allowed to make fun of my self.
Are others getting the Slashdot option? Or is Google spying on me?