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  1. That Flash You Just Saw? on Excursions at the Speed of Light · · Score: 1

    That was your tour. That'll be $1000 please.

  2. Re:Don't Get Too Excited on Apple Patents Tablet Mac (with Photos) · · Score: 1

    Sure, but can you jog with a frickin' textbook hanging down your neck?

  3. Easy solution on Cell Phone Virus Threat Overblown · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Get one of those cinder block cell phones from the 70s. You'll never have to worry about viruses again.

  4. Geez... on Maui X-Stream at it Again? · · Score: 1

    It's a perfectly cromulent word.

  5. Google's Strategy on A Look at Silicon Valley Cafeterias · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently, you need invites to go their cafeteria.

  6. Finally... on Celera Opens Up DNA Database · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now what do I do with it?

  7. Re:More than $70... on Build Your Own DVR · · Score: 3, Funny

    But in reality, who worries about their Windows XP license fee?

  8. Interesting but pointless on Build Your Own DVR · · Score: 0

    My local cable provider carries only plain channels on analog cable. If I want specialty channels, I gotta get the digital set top box. It becomes impossible to DVR with a PC. Their solution is to get their set top box with DVR functions. The do-it-yourself DVR is a great idea if you like having 70 channels to pick and choose programming from.

  9. One problem... on The Institute for Backup Trauma · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it's a credible institution, where's the machine that goes 'bing'?

  10. Dammit, they're taxing the wrong ones... on Canadians May Face 25% Download Tariff · · Score: 4, Funny

    They should tax the illegal downloaders. Then again 25% of 0 is... um... uh... get back to me.

  11. Re:Full article link and observations on root on Michael Robertson Says Root is Safe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Running as root is like posting to slashdot without reading TFA. :) Exactly; you get what you want done faster, like get the much coveted +5 Funny.

  12. Making it safe on Flying Cars Ready To Take Off · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Everybody assumes that everybody will start flying these things as soon as they will hit the market. That's scary.

    The only way I see these things being actually safe for use is if the license can only be gotten through intensive training, akin to a private pilot certificate. Pilot training is expensive, but maybe it'll come down in price as methods of effective mass teaching are invented.

  13. Wow, these would be great... on NYT on Photo Storage Devices · · Score: 0

    ...for porn on the go!

  14. Re:Why note encode data in the signal on Laser Warnings Planned for Out-of-Bounds Pilots · · Score: 1

    63 flashes should mean turn left. 64 flashes should mean turn right.

  15. "This is NORAD" on Laser Warnings Planned for Out-of-Bounds Pilots · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We hope that you do take caution as you fly out of restricated airspace with your remaining eye"

  16. Easiest solutions on Secure Hard Drive Deletion Appliance? · · Score: 1

    Do a couple of formats/reformats with various filesystems. Write lots of data to the disk and then delete it. When you send the disk back, make sure it has a filesystem different from what it had before. And make sure it's an encrypted file system.

    If all else fails, just overclock your PCI bus enough so that your system boots but your hard drive controller writes crap to its hard drives.

  17. Shoulda thought of this earlier on Mapping Google News · · Score: 2, Informative

    Too bad. They have it already.

  18. Who? on BBC Apologizes To Who Star · · Score: 4, Funny

    Doctor Who!
    Doctor who?
    Doctor who!
    Doctor Who?
    Not the pronoun, but rather a doctor with the unlikely name of "Who"

  19. Slashdot ratings for TV? on Our Ratings, Ourselves · · Score: 4, Funny

    FOX News Channel
    Score: -1 Flamebait

    Family Guy
    Score: +5 Funny

    Golf Channel
    Score: 0 (who the hell watches it?)

  20. Why develop? on Space Elevator Update · · Score: 1

    They have them on Star Trek already.

  21. Getting stuck? on Space Elevator Update · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What if you happen to get stuck at some weird altitude out of reach of help? If you're stuck high and above, you might have the space shuttle come and rescue you. If you're stuck low, you might have a helicopter come and help you. At other altitudes, you're pretty much fucked.

  22. Re:uh on AMD's New Venice Core Shows Overclocking Potential · · Score: 1

    Willy, remove the colored chalk from the classrooms.

  23. NASA the madia on Crack Found in Shuttle Tank · · Score: 1

    You could swear they're running some illegal cartel. First it's drugs. Next thing you know, it'll be illegal immigrants.

  24. Stop it already on Al Gore Invents Internet TV · · Score: 2, Funny

    April Fools is over for more than 5 days now!

  25. Re:This just in.. on 10.4 on Display at FOSE · · Score: 1

    Didn't you get the memo?