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  1. Re:Well, if they have the blueprint... on New Lock Aims To End Chip Piracy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sure thing. Just gotta jimmy a paperclip in there at the 45nm level.

  2. Re:It's the non-CS courses causing drops on CS Degrees Low in 2007 But Bouncing Back · · Score: 1

    Much agreed. Computer science and set theory, for example, are joined at both hips.

  3. Re:Sheesh. on Microsoft Battles Vista Perception With Prizes · · Score: 1

    It's definitely a feature. Get out of the way, you're hogging all the heat!

  4. Oblig on DARPA Advances AI Program For Air Traffic Control · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our plane-landing overlords. From Soviet Russia, as well, where the planes land you (onto the ground).

  5. Re:I don't understand... on The Future of XML · · Score: 1

    Much agreed with 2, 3, and 4. For better or worse, one of the project managers is big on XML and web services, to the point that developing web services is the first thing that I think of with their name.

    You know what they say about round holes and square pegs? I've come to learn that XML is like play-doh. It's not round and it's not square, but it doesn't feel strong enough to last at the end of the day.

  6. Re:More to it that speed on Sci-Fi Tech We Could Have Right Now (For a Price) · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Imagine the voltage going through the electromagnetic rails steadily dropping slowly until the train car was moving at a sedate speed.
    It's pretty easy to turn off the gas on a maglev train.

  7. Re:What if it comes out? on Duke Nukem Forever 'Confirmed' For Late 2008 · · Score: 1

    How 'bout that bug-free, crash-tolerant version of Windows they got in the works?

  8. Re:Oregon on Dutch Unveil Robot Gas Station Attendant · · Score: 1

    Oregon still requires that fuel attendants pump gas. My sister lives across the river in Portland, OR, and not pumping my own gas throws me.

  9. Hmm on Dutch Unveil Robot Gas Station Attendant · · Score: 3, Funny

    [whirrrr-click] Target identified. Model recognized as Homer J. Simpson. Preparing doughnut tube.
    [whirrrr-click] Target identified. Model recognized as College Student. Preparing beer tube.
    [whirrrr-click] Target identified. Model recognized as Slashdot Visitor. Preparing "In Mother Russia" meme-milk and "Cowboy Neal" flakes.

  10. NASA +1.8% on 2009 US Budget Holds Mixed News For Science · · Score: 1

    I can't help but think that leaving NASA in something of a funding "holding pattern" helps to limit the planetary observation that they were chastised for shorting, leading to less evidence on silly politically charged topics like global warming, greenhouse gases, and air pollution.

  11. Re:Prostitutes on NASA Wants "People People" for Astronaut Core · · Score: 1

    Although amusing, NASA already discarded the idea. They have a higher charge-out rate than the astronauts, their science experiments are invalid and off-topic, and the conservatives in Congress refused to approve their funding.

    In the end, it was decided that a reprogramable Fem-Bot was the best of both worlds, required less input mass over time since they didn't need food or water, and were curiously flexible and patient with more conventional scientific monitoring.

  12. Tag Winnar on A Torrid Tale of Plagiarizing Paleontologists · · Score: 2, Funny

    "whendidnewmexicostartbelievingindinosaurs" wins the "Best Tag" award for this article. (but ouch!)

  13. Re:Rumours of LAN's demise... on LAN Turns 30, May Not See 40? · · Score: 1

    Very relevant caveat, but you have to ask the follow-up question about (security) software monocultures when every computer has its own globally unique address.

    "Oops! Windows XXLP has a glaring vulnerability in~"

  14. Er, what? on LAN Turns 30, May Not See 40? · · Score: 1

    All machines networked together? Does this guy know how businesses use VPNs? Has the adage "If you don't want it known, don't use the phone" been forgotten?

    As long as there are secrets to keep, machines will be kept off the big networks, behind firewalls, and completely offline as appropriate. Starry-eyed visions of global networks are outright absurd.

  15. Hmm on Researchers Reference Flocking Birds to Improve Swarmbots · · Score: 1

    Insects swarm, birds flock. Shouldn't theses be called "flockbots"?

  16. The punchline? on Gates Says "A Lot of Work" Ahead In IT Development · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...and Microsoft is working to bring you the tools YOUR company needs to be competitively productive!"

  17. Re:St. Petersburg... on We Know Who's Behind Storm Worm · · Score: 1

    Fun, but a projectile traveling at Mach 8 will take out the windows in most of St Petersburg, including any and all churches. It'd likely also take out three or four buildings before coming to a stop ... a little much collateral damage to whack someone running a botnet.

  18. Are we learning? on EU Court Says File Sharers Don't Have To Be Named · · Score: 1

    We had an article up a few days ago where a file-sharer hunting company was starting criminal cases to get the person's name, settling out of court, and dropping the case. Though forcing everyone to play hardball makes it interesting, is this really the best way to go about things? Litigating groups will just pull the same stunt until the judges get sick and tired of the riff-raff dragging rather harmless defendants across the coals.

  19. Well... on Engineers Have a Terrorist Mindset? · · Score: 1

    ...the most interesting thing about accusing all the engineers in the US of being potential terrorists is that there are a great many engineers who hold DOE and DOD security clearances in order to access the information they require to maintain the very structures that terrorists may wish to destroy.

    Is this peculiar attribute that they share, perchance, a strange sense of loyalty to the people paying them to play with fancy toys? Or to the toys themselves?

  20. Re:How silly on World's Most Powerful Rail Gun Delivered to US Navy · · Score: 1

    How are they supposed to read the SOP manual when it doesn't exist? The next batch of recruits learn the SOPs through the attrition of their (former) peers.

    Did I just... Oh, sh-

  21. Simple on When Are Kids Old Enough to Play Videogames? · · Score: 1

    "When there's doubt, there is no doubt."

    If you aren't sure if your kids are old enough, don't let them play games. Parents are supposed to make the major choices for their kids, last time I checked. Why is this even a question?

  22. End of the music biz? on DRM-Free Music Spells Trouble? · · Score: 1

    Right, having DRM-free music will ruin the music business, because everyone know that the DRM-free music, such as what we had during Kazaa's heyday back to the beginning of the CD and the DRM-free cassette tapes were copied and distributed so freely that the entire music industry collapsed twenty years ago.

    DRM is much newer than P2P file sharing, CDs, and online file transfers. The loss of DRM'd media will mean that normal consumers, like the salaried Western or European worker, will be more likely to grab a CD and rip it for their MP3 player if they won't have to worry about their drive, player, or CD software complaining that the end user cannot be trusted.

  23. Re:Oh come on! on Mass Effect's Aftermath · · Score: 1

    User feedback? Use cases? The ability to modify or consume equipment?

    If you've done any sort of development, you know quite well that anything that gets pushed out the door, even if it's to the guys down the hall, will get beaten, bludgeoned, bullied, and blown up in ways that you never expect.

  24. Re:Exploits and WOW. on The State of Security in MMORPGs · · Score: 1

    WoW also has the funny distinction of being an order of magnitude larger than the next MMOG out there, for better or worse. It'd be somewhat absurd NOT to have a disproportionately large share of material for a disproportionately popular game.

    Warden's also nettled a lot of people who look into it, even if Joe User doesn't care so long as it doesn't break anything.

  25. Re:Sounds like a person problem, not a language pr on Professors Slam Java As "Damaging" To Students · · Score: 1

    I'll agree that you need to understand concurrency before you leave uni and try to claim you're competent, rather in the program contexts or the OS contexts.

    I disagree that pthreads require lunacy, however. They're pretty simple to use.