Here in South Africa, if you manage to make the airport metal detector go off (I have a certain pair of shoes that does it every time), you will be subjected to a grope search. Of course, the security drone doing the grope search is the same sex as you. The same thing could be done for X-ray screeners, i.e. the women's screener is monitored by women and the men's by men.
Go though the system32 directory with a fine tooth comb, and research each DLL that seems strange on a clean computer
Good idea, I mean it's not like there's about 1,000 DLLs sitting in system32 or anything. Wait, what's that? Oh, there *are* just about 1,000 in a clean install? Well it's not like it's hard to spot which ones are legit and which aren't. Wait, what's that?
"Increase Your Horsepower and Get Chicks by Installing Giant Aluminum Wing, Fart Can Muffler, and Car Stereo Manufacturer Emblem on your Four Door Front Wheel Drive Honda Civic".
Please tell me I'm not the only one that read that as "Giant Aluminum Wang".
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Being slashdotted is really a 1-2 combo of 5. selected, and 1. slaughtered.
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That would be news, considering no other browser has managed 100% compliance to date.
Ripped off. Guess that covers why the turtle is dead, too. :-)
Here in South Africa, if you manage to make the airport metal detector go off (I have a certain pair of shoes that does it every time), you will be subjected to a grope search. Of course, the security drone doing the grope search is the same sex as you. The same thing could be done for X-ray screeners, i.e. the women's screener is monitored by women and the men's by men.
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How can it be extinct if they found it growing there?
You do realise that you can modify a Firefox extension/toolbar to suit your preferences, right?
Yes, Zintinindigal.
Go home dad, you're drunk again.
Never mind them. What would BRIAN BOITANO do?
Goatse man..... is that you?
But could you do it in realtime?
Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for Captain Obvious please.
*clap* *clap* *clap*
In related news, scientists have devised an economical method of making batteries which last longer than regular alkalines and are rechargeable too!
Details at 11.
What if the group of one evolves a method of self-procreation in order to preserve itself?
It isn't. "Alt+Space, N" is the sequence to select Minimise from the Window menu on Windows.
It doesn't really matter what order you put them in, since they are all scheduled to happen at roughly now()+infinity.
News for PHBs. Stuff nerds don't give a crap about.
Erm... "He"?
Wait, what's that?
Oh, there *are* just about 1,000 in a clean install?
Well it's not like it's hard to spot which ones are legit and which aren't.
Wait, what's that?
Riiiight.
A 60MB video? Methinks the submitter may be a Stanford dropout with a grudge.
In case you're wondering why you missed out on a +5, Funny there, you forgot the key phrase right at the end.... "AND WE LIKED IT!". ;-)