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  1. Might I remind you... on Cartoon Network Acquires Neon Genesis Evangelon · · Score: -1

    What happened to Pen Pen, last time they aired Eva?
    Gone.

  2. Re: It shall be so number one. on Japanese Robot Guards to Patrol Shops And Offices · · Score: -1

    In Soviet Russia, new robot overlords welcome you!

  3. Re:Anime subculture on The Business of Anime · · Score: -1

    By that logic, every American movie ever made features a muscular guy with a big gun blowing up stuff for no reason at all. Holy stereotypes, Batman!

  4. Re:Price difference on The Future of Windows Gaming · · Score: -1

    Actually, with the speed of some of today's first person shooters, a "laser mouse" (sic) is almost a necessity.

    Concole? What's a concole? Sounds like a plane.

  5. Re:The Force is *retarded* with this one... on Britain's First Jedi Member of Parliament · · Score: -1

    Force Grip is a Sith power anyway.

    Except for Skywalker, he was special.

  6. Re:The only hope for today's youth ... on More Video Games on Library Shelves · · Score: -1

    How about a Trojan that puts ebooks on your computer?

  7. Re:Wtf Lunix? on Cringely Shows How to Get Free Cell Calls · · Score: -1

    Penguin porn? Where?!

  8. Re:Ain't nuthin' propa about your propaganda! on Iran Continues to Censor Internet Communications · · Score: -1

    Alternative media? What about the Internet? I get my news from Wikinews and all my information from Wikipedia. Works for me.

  9. Re:Interesting on Linux Servers Grew 36% in Canada in 2004 · · Score: -1

    Linux servers grew 0% at the bottom of the ocean over the last three months.

  10. I don't understand any of this so I'll try to... on Is Technology a Panacea for the Disabled? · · Score: -1

    build a response based on the average /. response
    That's no moon; gay niggers; television watch you; tinfoil hats...

  11. Re:prevent local admin password leaks on Felony Charges For H.S. Hacking · · Score: -1

    Even better, you could use the algorithm for Qwerty and have an algorithm for Dvorak... nobody would figure it out.

  12. Re:ok... on Parents Ignore Age Ratings? · · Score: 0, Interesting

    hammers and nails

    I'm sorry, but what?!

  13. Re:Why Should... on Looking at FreeBSD 6 and Beyond · · Score: -1

    How exactly would one come into the knowledge of what rotten horse semen smells like? I assume you were pressed for money and in a very interesting period of your life...

  14. Re:(Warning Soviet Joke Imminent) on Slashback: Summer, Sail, Sex Offenders · · Score: 0, Funny

    Holy Jesus I must be drunk because I laughed at that.

  15. Re:Its not cheating if its in the game. on Cheaters Under The Microscope · · Score: -1

    Yes. If there's a small section of the wall that will glitch and give you every weapon, so be it. It's not cheating, it's bad testing on the developer's part. If you modify game files, that's cheating. There is an important distinction.

  16. Re:Dammit Taco! on LA Times Pulls Wikitorial, Blames Slashdot · · Score: -1, Redundant

    PMS? There are no girls on Slashdot!

  17. Re:Attention slashdot reader on Digital Clock as Thin as Paper · · Score: -1

    You call us "faggots", then "motherfuckers". Unless you're talking to the three girls on Slashdot, there's a bit of incongruity here.

  18. Re:So... on Telepresence Via Matter Imaging · · Score: -1

    Why would they want to?

    (Don't answer that.)

  19. Re:Holely Cheese on Viewing Files on the Web Considered Possession? · · Score: -1

    I'm guessing anyone heavily into child pornography on the Internet takes it upon themselves to at least learn a bit about the Internet.

  20. Alrighty. on JavaScript Inventor Speaks Out · · Score: -1

    Thank you for inventing Javascript so I can disable it.

  21. Re:fr1st ps0t!! on JavaScript Inventor Speaks Out · · Score: -1

    Or not. (Who attempts FP without anonymous anyway?)

    Your sig got a chuckle from me though.

  22. How to make politicians understand you: on Talking Software Patents with a Politician? · · Score: -1

    Clonk him (it) over the head, drag him behind a dumpster and put a remotely detonated bomb in his ear. Make sure he can't get it out in five minutes with a q-tip. Release him, make sure he knows nothing of what happened, then threaten in an email to detonate the bomb if he doesn't do what you want.

  23. Huh. on Blender Now Has Soft Body Support · · Score: -1

    Any program called Blender that doesn't make smoothies automatically fails.

  24. Re:couldnt put it better myself on Microsoft Bans 'Democracy' for China's Web Users · · Score: -1

    You know, they wouldn't have this problem if they adapted Newspeak.

  25. Jedi Knight on Postmortem of IGF's Web GOTY · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oasis levels? Like, Canyon Oasis? WTF CONC CAMPAR!! NO GUNZ GUYZ SABERS!!! (Jedi Knight is the best FPS ever made)