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  1. Lies! on The Human Mutation · · Score: -1, Troll

    The Jews just put it there to throw us fine patriotic American Christians off. It's just what they did with the fossil record. Damn Jews!

  2. Re:who wrote that title? on Zune - Microsoft Killer or Next Apple Victim? · · Score: 0

    So did he. It was a joke regarding the "no prepositions ending sentences" rule.

  3. Re:Innovation on Skype Protocol Has Been Cracked · · Score: 0, Informative

    China's not exactly the flagship of ethical behavior.

  4. Re:no on Standing While Working Results in Better Work? · · Score: -1

    But jobs where you sleep all day (joblessness) are even better!

  5. Re:Stepped up? on Sony Pulls Controversial PSP Ad, Issues Apology · · Score: -1

    "The liberal media?" The conservative media would probably frame it the same way.

  6. Re:Posers on Review: Nerdcore Hip-Hop Compilation CD Project · · Score: -1

    1) You can listen to and enjoy a certain genre of music without doing it solely out of concern for "their way to gamer respect" (?). Some people listen to music because they enjoy it. Sound farfetched to you?
    2) You don't have to be a black guy from the streetz to produce a rap album (though it might help), and you don't need to rap about capping some bitchez from the rival gang to sell a rap album (though it might help). Different musical strokes for different folks.
    3) "Musical merit" is just a term people use to make them feel sophisticated by listening to certain music. I listen to progressive rock (which is basically the most bullshit elitist genre of music out there; GUYS THIS SONG IS IN 7/4 AND I'M DRUMMING 64TH NOTES!), classical, jazz, AND genres like rap.
    4) Don't try to define or act like anyone should try to define the term "geek". There's no solid definition. It means whatever you want it to mean.

  7. Re:Not just PSP on Homebrew Community Blends Gamers and Hackers · · Score: -1

    I apologize in advance but...

    DDDDDDRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMMMCCCCCCAAAAAASSS SSTTTTTTTT!!!

    (Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING. Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING. Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING. Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.)

  8. Re:'Texting' is a Noun? on Tech Buzzwords Added to Dictionaries · · Score: -1

    No, "am texting" is the verb.

  9. Re:Racism on Western Union Blocking Money Transfers to Arabs · · Score: -1

    "Stereo typical" is two words now?

  10. Re:Cheese Eating Ipod-Surrendering Monkeys? on French Lawmakers Approve 'iTunes Law' · · Score: -1

    Throw a Bush joke in and you'll be the talk of the town! Even better if it's not even logical!

  11. Re:Old news... on A Greener Chip Manufacturing Process · · Score: -1

    People who really like guacamole?

    In fact, I bet they sell spray-can guacamole. Some dude was sitting in his house one day eating a hamburger, thinking, "this would be better with guacamole, but I don't have a spoon with which to scoop it out. This is certainly a dilemna!" Bam, multimillion dollar invention.

  12. Re:Solution: A $5 Sign? on NH Man Arrested for Videotaping Police · · Score: 1, Funny

    Woah, how'd I get to digg?

  13. Re:Solution: A $5 Sign? on NH Man Arrested for Videotaping Police · · Score: -1

    Hey dumbasses, why all the anger?

  14. Re:1993-1994 on The Ten Greatest Years in Gaming · · Score: -1

    There's a difference between "less than 100 fps" and "bad framerate". Goldeneye and Perfect Dark, while the framerate drops were few and far between, still had problems under the limited power of the N64, and when those framerate drops did occur, it hurt the enjoyability of the game.

  15. Re:Well that's just brazen..but refreshing! on Over 12,000 black Nintendo DS Lite Systems Stolen · · Score: 1, Funny

    Grand Theft Auto made them do it.

  16. Re:Do Tell! on Comics Escape a Paper Box and Evolve to the Web · · Score: -1

    Everyone on the internet's out to swindle you! The Amazon bunch is a group of thieves! Be wary of the Paypal button, lest it become your undoing!

  17. Frost! on Strong Emotions May Cause Temporary Blindness · · Score: -1

    Frist?

  18. Re:UK Govt Introduces Reserved Olympic Letter Law on Businesses To Be Censored on Use of Olympics · · Score: -1

    You donno think what? Are you drunk?

  19. asdf on Gaming's Rhapsody Second Movement · · Score: -1

    Frist post? Perhaps...

  20. Re:Another reason....... on Thompson Goes After Sims 2 Nudity · · Score: -1

    That's actually quite sexual.

    Ahem.

  21. Re:Another reason....... on Thompson Goes After Sims 2 Nudity · · Score: -1

    "Sexual rape"? As opposed to what?

  22. Re:Fuel Cells on The Hawaiian Autonomous Undersea Robot · · Score: -1

    It's in the watter? That could be a problem.

  23. hm on PaRappa The Rapper Creator Interviewed · · Score: -1

    Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind
    If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find
    The things I'll teach ya is sure to beat ya
    But nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher

    Kick - Punch - Chop - Block
    Once more now
    Kick - Punch - Chop - Block

    Don't get cocky, it's gonna get rock
    We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now

    Duck - Jump - Turn - Pose
    Listen carefully
    Jump - Pose - Duck - And turn

    Hm, yeah I see you're gettin' better
    Kick to the limit in order to get her now

    Kick, punch - Chop, block - Chop, kick - Punch, block
    It's gonna get harder now
    Duck and jump - Turn and pose - Duck and turn - Jump and punch

    Come on now, why don'tcha follow my words
    Because we're almost done, I'll make it easy at first
    I wanna see if you wanna see what it takes
    To be the man with the master plan
    Are you the man now?

    Kick, punch, block
    Chop, kick, block
    Block, turn, and kick it
    Block, duck, punch
    Duck, duck, turn
    Jump, kick, chop
    Punch, punch, punch

    Hatatatacha! That's it for today.
    Good job, Parappa, you can go on to the next stage.

  24. Re:Question for Slashdotters on Man Convicted For Hacking Xbox · · Score: -1

    The OMOH involves an axe.

  25. Re:call the fbi on Wikimedia to Hold First International Conference · · Score: -1

    Wikipedia is a threat to national security.