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  1. Re:Creatives Use Macs on Lenovo Intros the Monstrous ThinkPad W700 · · Score: 1

    It's creatives who use Macs, exclusively.

    But apparently you are only creative if you use a mac.

    I interpreted GP as meaning that macs are only used by creatives. Which is equally wrong, lots of wannabe creatives use them too.

  2. I don't see the point. on Lenovo Intros the Monstrous ThinkPad W700 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Anyone interested in a digitiser probably already has one, and a separate one is more flexible and probably better than a fixed one.

    Analyzer schmanalyzer.

    Take those out and you have an OK power laptop.

  3. Obligatory on What Do You Do When the Cloud Shuts Down? · · Score: 0

    I go on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust. Or not.

  4. Re:Apple needs to step up and try to match this. on Lenovo Intros the Monstrous ThinkPad W700 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... and a bluetooth buttplug. Don't mod me down, you were all thinking the same.

  5. Re:I'm guessing... on IT Internship In the US For a Foreigner? · · Score: 1

    It isn't, but it's the US's fault he needed to buy one.

  6. Re:Refusing to learn from mistakes? on Genetic Glitch May Prevent Kids From Learning From Their Mistakes · · Score: 2, Funny

    There is no cake to eat with it.

  7. Re:Refusing to learn from mistakes? on Genetic Glitch May Prevent Kids From Learning From Their Mistakes · · Score: 1

    .. or explainming the joke.

  8. Re:launch it on Korea Delays Space Launch · · Score: 1

    Chatting with robots always leads to delays.

  9. Re:Maybe it's not really a problem. on Using My PC For Plain Old Telephone Service? · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, as a voice actor/actress

    I'm sure there are lots of people here who are just dying to know which. I'm also sure there are quite a few who aren't that fussy.

  10. Re:Good time to migrate to PHP 7... on Official Support For PHP 4 Ends · · Score: 1

    Why not? Snakes are ideally suited to travelling along tubes.

  11. Re:Just a thought... on IBM Exec Bemoans Lack of Industry-Specific Linux Apps · · Score: 1

    Since you joined when - last week? - you're hardly in a position to say what's come up here before. Then of course we see that there isn't a POS solution that does exactly what YOU want. Life is hard.

  12. Re:Just a thought... on IBM Exec Bemoans Lack of Industry-Specific Linux Apps · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure there are free Linux POS systems out there, it came up here before.

  13. Re:who pays a cultist? on Apple Sued For Turning Workers Into Slaves · · Score: 1

    It's a kind of lumpy mustard I think.

  14. Re:September 10th? on Large Hadron Collider Goes Live September 10th · · Score: 1

    Slashcode would turn it into (^àÉ anyway.

  15. Re:Even with units things can get confusing on Large Hadron Collider Goes Live September 10th · · Score: 1

    15 degrees centigrade is a big difference if it's around room temperature - it's the difference between feeling uncomfortably cold and uncomfortably warm. At the temeperatures of a shuttle on re-entry, it's the difference between OMG fucking hot and OMG fucking hot.

  16. Re:reproduction on Viruses Infected By Viruses · · Score: 1

    Only female ones are, so mules taken collectively as a species are not. Except they aren't a species, but anyway...

  17. Re:What about the native americans? on Knights Templar Sue the Pope · · Score: 1

    This is slashdot, the distinction is completely irrelevant to most of us here.

  18. Re:I have on A Quasi-Quasicrystal · · Score: 1

    I have isolated a compound in my lab.

    So have I, but unfortunately the margin is too small to write its chemical formula in.

  19. Re:eat my shorts slashdot !! on Canadians File Class Actions Over Incoming SMS Fees · · Score: 2, Funny

    Besides that if it had been in the US, the cops would have shot him

    If it had been the US, one of the other passengers would have shot him.

  20. Re:(shakes head) on Canadians File Class Actions Over Incoming SMS Fees · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You can't be charged for incoming text if text messaging is disabled on an account.

    A rather drastic solution. Applying that logic, you can't be charged for anything if you don't have a phone. Is it really an unreasonable request to be able to recieve genuine messages but not spam - and at my own expense?

  21. Re:Reading training software? on Gates Issues Call For "Creative Capitalism" · · Score: 1

    Paper?

  22. Re:Gotta monetize it on Gates Issues Call For "Creative Capitalism" · · Score: 3, Funny

    A few typos in there, pal.

    the man has donated a fuckton of our money, that he stole through illegal monopolistic practices, to salve his conscience and save his image

    That's what you meant to write.

  23. Re:You're a Troll If You Disagree With the Crowd on NYT Explores the World of Internet Trolls · · Score: 2, Informative

    Man-made global warning is an exception. Anything said about it, whether for or against, is a troll.

  24. Re:Blimp on Air Force Looks To Laser-Proof Its Weapons · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fit them with semiconductor lasers and they'd be LED Zeppelins.

  25. Re:So welcome them in.. on Microsoft's Open Source Guru Faces Tough Fight · · Score: 2, Funny

    But we have to give them enough kool-aid so that they start liking it.

    Can I pee in it first?