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Air Force Looks To Laser-Proof Its Weapons

slugo writes "This wired.com article has probably the coolest laser destruction video you have ever seen. The video shows the Israeli and US Air Force working on laser defense systems. The US Air Force is starting to look for ways to laser-proof its bombs and missiles — with spray-on coatings, no less. They think everyone is going to figure this laser thing out sometime and need a defense against what they are already very good at — shooting things out of the sky with a laser."

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  1. It's obvious, isn't it? by JeremyBanks · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cover everything in mirrors.

    1. Re:It's obvious, isn't it? by skaet · · Score: 1

      I can ... see it now ... people will ... start seeing more ... UFOs ... because of ... more ... "flashes in ... the sky" GODDAMMIT WILL SOMEONE STOP FLASHING THAT LIGHT IN MY EYES!

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    2. Re:It's obvious, isn't it? by oldspewey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Cover everything in mirrors.

      ... preferably shaped like a disco ball, and also incorporating a loudspeaker system that plays a continuous loop of The Trampps "Burn baby burn, disco inferno"

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    3. Re:It's obvious, isn't it? by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      Why mirrors. Why not something that's retroreflective? I mean, if you can put 1% of your energy back on laser, and it looks like the laser and the sensor are part of the same piece, you could saturate the detector.

      Your first missile, whatever, might end up destroyed, but you might succeed in blowing the CCD chips in the sensors.

    4. Re:It's obvious, isn't it? by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Sparkles man, just sprinkle with sparkles and faerie dust.

    5. Re:It's obvious, isn't it? by CaptnMArk · · Score: 1

      Not mirrors, use microscopic corner reflectors instead.

    6. Re:It's obvious, isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      one of my buddies read somewhere that oyster shells are actually laser-proof.. talk about a stink-bomb!

    7. Re:It's obvious, isn't it? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Ok, that's it, no more Dungeon Keeper for you!

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    8. Re:It's obvious, isn't it? by Upphew · · Score: 1

      Cover everything in mirrors.

      Wouldn't everything then reflect radar?

    9. Re:It's obvious, isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're almost there. Not mirrors. Make the bombs out of glass. Obvious once you think about it, isn't it?

    10. Re:It's obvious, isn't it? by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 1

      Close.
      The best surface is used in photography (See SceneMachine). It may have other uses, but it consists of a great number of diamond shaped beads - the internal angle of which is 90 degrees, which means that light energy entering the surface from a wide acceptance angle - exits the bead at 180 degrees; that's right - back at you bitches.

      AIK

    11. Re:It's obvious, isn't it? by Freeside1 · · Score: 1

      A giant Jiffy-Pop might work as well.

  2. One of the best laser defenses by gnick · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    OK, If somebody Rs TFA and my issue is addressed, feel free to enlighten/pwn me. But one of the best laser defenses I know of is simply misguiding missiles. Many are laser/infrared guided so, by providing false input, you can misdirect them and guide them off-target. It seems that any spray that can filter out a false signal will also filter out the true signal.

    Discuss.

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    1. Re:One of the best laser defenses by PakProtector · · Score: 1, Informative

      I question your mastery of the English language. The article is not about how to defend against missiles with lasers, but how to defend missiles against lasers -- specifically lasers which are aimed at a missile to poke a hole in it and/or destroy sensitive electronics.

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    2. Re:One of the best laser defenses by gnick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry for the self-reply, but my brain's still spinning. White Sands missile range had some success shooting down artillery shells, but it had a hell of a time with it. Basically they just spin to damned fast to heat up any single point enough to cause the device to fail.

      I am not an aeronautic engineer, but would spinning a bomb be efficient/effective? What about missiles?

      Probably more difficult than a reflective spray, but spinning could be predicted and could still have a competent guidance system with existing targeting methods.

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    3. Re:One of the best laser defenses by gnick · · Score: 0

      I question your mastery of the English language. The article is not about how to defend against missiles with lasers, but how to defend missiles against lasers -- specifically lasers which are aimed at a missile to poke a hole in it and/or destroy sensitive electronics.

      I am actually a native speaker and I realize this. Not sure if you're a troll, a smart-ass, or just a pedant - Thanks for summarizing the summary.

      I was just trying to point out that the main laser-based anti-missile tactic that I'm aware of involves misdirection rather than destruction and I was casting out a line for further thoughts. We (the US) have heavily investigated both sides. The main counter-weapon systems that I'm aware of (mainly for commercial jets) don't try to shoot down missiles, just make them miss. Just putting out a feeler in case somebody closer to the issue to me knows whether conventional targeting systems (laser/infrared - I realize that there are others that won't care) can be made compatible with this anti-high-power-laser defense.

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    4. Re:One of the best laser defenses by oracle128 · · Score: 1

      If I'm not mistaken, the aircraft-borne lasers currently (soon to be?) fitted use 2 lasers - one for targeting, one for destruction. The destructive ones may be difficult/impossible to shield against/redirect, but the targeting laser will be a piece of cake. Without targeting, you're trying to aim a thin destructive laser beam directly at a small destructive missile traveling hundreds of km/h. Without missing and hitting an ally/civillian in the sky or on the ground. In which case you might as well be firing a chaingun or something at it.

    5. Re:One of the best laser defenses by gnick · · Score: 1

      I may be misinterpreting your post - Forgive me if that's the case.

      The defensive lasers that are aimed at targeting systems are pretty simple. Assuming you have a heat-seeker, you aim an infrared laser slightly off-axis at the missile. It chases the phantom heat signature instead of you. Not nearly a trivial engineering feat, but much easier than blasting the thing out of the air.

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    6. Re:One of the best laser defenses by kitgerrits · · Score: 1

      The lasers you refer to are lasers for guiding weapons.
      The laser in this article defends a target by BLOWING UP incoming waeponry.
      (It's more powerful than your average pocket laser)

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    7. Re:One of the best laser defenses by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Assuming you have a heat-seeker, you aim an infrared laser slightly off-axis at the missile. It chases the phantom heat signature instead of you.

      ... while the second missile, being not in the same place as the first, doesn't see the phantom heat signature and chases you instead.

      Not nearly a trivial engineering feat, but much easier than blasting the thing out of the air.

      A missile blasted out of the air doesn't require any more attention and you're ready to deal with any additional missiles.

    8. Re:One of the best laser defenses by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      If I'm not mistaken, the aircraft-borne lasers currently (soon to be?) fitted use 2 lasers - one for targeting, one for destruction.

      The targeting laser is used to guide guided munitions (bombs, missiles, shells), not to target any unguided weapons (dumb bombs, machine guns, _another laser_).

      Without targeting, you're trying to aim a thin destructive laser beam directly at a small destructive missile traveling hundreds of km/h.

      That's done using radar and/or optical targeting, not by trying to point another laser at the missile.

    9. Re:One of the best laser defenses by oracle128 · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about the laser guidance system that a missile might use, but the laser guidance system that the anti-missile laser uses. Unless I grossly misread the article, it's about the USAF making its missiles protected against anti-missile lasers.

      I think the point you're trying to get across is, what's the point of making a missile protected against a destructive laser, if the more effective missile defence is to confuse the missile's own guidance system. However it's a moot point, since lasers that actually do shoot down the missile exist, are actually in use, and are being put in place by the USAF themselves no less.

      It's not like the USAF is talking about protecting their missiles against some theoretical future laser defence system; the system they want to protect against has already been developed and put into use - by THEM. So they already know it exists.

      I believe specifically that this "laser-guided anti-missile destructive laser" may be a more effective defence system because it means you don't have to carry a missile defence system for each type of possible guidance system (namely radio, radar, laser, heat-seeking, guide-by-wire, remote-controlled, robot/AI-controlled, etc). That would be my best guess though, I'm certainly no expert on the subject.

      And now we can get back to the point: if this laser missile defence system is so effective that it can protect against any missile regardless of its guidance system (and who better to judge the system's effectiveness than the people who created and use it), then it would be in the best interests of the USAF to develop a missile that can circumvent such a system if/when it gets into the hands of an enemy.

      Which is where I came in: several posters have already pointed out that it's futile to try and protect a missile against a destructive laser, since no laser defence is terribly effective. However, the laser defence system is guided by lasers - defeat the lasers guiding the destructive laser, and you've defeated the destructive laser, pure and simple.

      Of course, debating the futility (and waste of resources) of developing a laser-defence-defence, then a laser-defence-defence-defence and so on, may be a legitimate argument, but that's not really the point of the article nor its current thread of discussion.

    10. Re:One of the best laser defenses by oracle128 · · Score: 1

      The targeting laser is used to guide guided munitions (bombs, missiles, shells), not to target any unguided weapons (dumb bombs, machine guns, _another laser_).

      That's done using radar and/or optical targeting, not by trying to point another laser at the missile.

      I beg to differ:

      The ABL system uses infrared sensors for initial missile detection. After initial detection, three low power tracking lasers calculate missile course, speed, an aimpoint, and air turbulence. Air turbulence deflects and distorts the laser beam. The ABL adaptive optics use the turbulence measurement to compensate for atmospheric errors. The main laser, located in a turret on the aircraft nose, is fired for 3 to 5 seconds, causing the missile to break up in flight near the launch area.

    11. Re:One of the best laser defenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It appears that there are several people who misunderstand your post.

      In short, yes the spray would interfere with guidance systems if they're operating in the same wavelengths as the offensive lasers.

      But assuming that the lasers meant to shoot the missiles down are narrow-band (they all are), assuming that the spray is narrow-band (doubtful...), and assuming that the offensive lasers don't overlap the wavelengths used for targeting by the missiles (likely), it shouldn't be an issue.

      Unfortunately, these coatings tend to be wide-band and would likely interfere with guidance systems if they were applied on top of the sensor systems. The likely solution would be to apply them with a mask over the sensor systems allowing the missiles to track while still protecting them from most of the "shoot it out of the sky" laser attacks. Laser diversion defenses would (for better or worse) still be just as effective as they are now.

      Apologies for the trolls that didn't bother to read your post before responding.

  3. Not so obvious... by Firethorn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Doesn't necessarily work as well as it does in scifi. Mirrors aren't perfect, and tend to gather things like dust, which reduce their efficiency even more. Not to mention different mirrors vary in their effectiveness with different spectrum lasers.

    Shouldn't matter much, but at the high powers weaponized lasers operate at, they quickly destroy mirrors.

    As for working on anti-laser stuff, well, it's best to keep three steps ahead militarily wise - tends to keep your casualties down.

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    1. Re:Not so obvious... by v1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      a simple chrome coating can add a few seconds of protection for a shell, enough to prevent it from being destroyed before it reaches its target. Mirrors are vulnerable because the reflective surface is usually very thin and poorly heat-protected. Chrome a shell and the shell serves as a heat sink to dissipate most of the energy the chrome actually ends up absorbing in the first place. Chrome's a lot hardier than a few microns of silvering.

      The lasers weren't blowing holes in the shells, they were cooking them. They aren't nearly as devastating as you might at first believe. Several of their demos required several seconds to detonate the incoming round. If you can buy another 3 seconds of time on a shell, that's probably enough to beat the laser. You only have to survive the heat from the time you are acquired to the time you pass out of view of the laser.

      I'm more interested in how they are generating that much laser energy. Most lasers of that calibre are chemical, and I didn't see what I would expect of a chemical laser. Being able to engage several targets one after another rapidly is a big plus over traditional chemical lasers, which require large amounts of chemicals which have to be pumped in, triggered, and vented to be replaced with more chemicals to fire again. The large flying laser beds work this way and I don't even know if they can fire more than once without landing and refueling with more chemicals. (though they are certainly more powerful than the one demo'd here)

      They also demo this in the desert every time I see it. No clouds, low humidity, line of sight. Guess what laser weapons don't do well in?

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    2. Re:Not so obvious... by Prune · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is a deuterium fluoride chemical laser. Indeed, in one of the infrared segments you can see the heated exhaust behind the unit.

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    3. Re:Not so obvious... by Firethorn · · Score: 4, Informative

      Last time I saw a specification for the laser mounted in a modified 747, it had 30 seconds of firing capacity, and was capable of being turned on and off at will.

      That 30 seconds was considered sufficient to engage something like 5-15 targets.

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    4. Re:Not so obvious... by nategoose · · Score: 1

      So coating missiles in smoke bomb material could make them only get about as hot as the smoke bomb material burned, right?

    5. Re:Not so obvious... by Brain_Recall · · Score: 3, Informative

      Chrome might help with lasers, but it'll decrease other factors such as stealth, both visual and radar. Older fighters (think P-51 Mustang or B-29 Superfortress) often went out with polished aluminum skins. Later generations opted to increase the weight by adding paint, so that they could get additional visual camouflage both when on the ground and in the sky (depending on where they were being deployed they would go with different color schemes, though lately the services prefer the general-all-around-good patchy-gray). I'm no specialist, but I also imagine a chrome/polished surface isn't the best radar absorbent material available.

    6. Re:Not so obvious... by WindBourne · · Score: 3, Informative

      No clouds, low humidity, line of sight. Guess what laser weapons don't do well in?
      Yeah, our DOD ppl just can not think for themselves. Thank God we have you to point out the screw ups that we make. Or, you can think that perhaps not all is a fake:
      Very quickly, deuterium was dropped in favor of hydrogen, since it is far less costly and more readily available. However, later it was realized that HF produces infrared radiation in the 2.6 to 3.1 m waveband, a region of the spectrum absorbed by water vapor in the atmosphere. Interest was renewed in DF, which produces radiation in the 3.7 to 4.2 m band, which passes easily through the atmosphere.
      THough to be fair, we still need a line of sight. Of course, that could be bounced off a sat.

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    7. Re:Not so obvious... by icegreentea · · Score: 1

      Most weapons (bombs and missiles) aren't really 'stealthy' to begin with. The bulk of bombs and missiles currently in wide spread use are based on physical designs that are decades old. They may have been upgraded (new warheads, new motors, new seekers, new guidance, whatever), but the physical setup is the same. As a result, they were never designed with stealth in mind. Making them chrome isn't really going to hurt.

      Stealthy weapons (actually stealthy weapons) shouldn't be tracked in the first place.

    8. Re:Not so obvious... by budgenator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      phenolic resins are pretty heat resistant or maybe something that breaks down endothermicly when irradiated with IR.

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    9. Re:Not so obvious... by Animats · · Score: 1

      As someone else mentioned, it's a deuterium fluoride chemical laser. It's the Tactical High Energy Laser demo system from 2000 mounted on three semitrailer-sized trucks. It isn't a fieldable system; it's just a semi-mobile demo unit.

      Israel has considerable interest in this thing, because they have fixed locations to defend against hostile neighbors who use unguided rockets, and they're in a desert with clear air. So they have the special case where this is a useful technology. The US military isn't that interested because, in its current form, it doesn't solve any problem the US military faces. When the technology is shrunk to where one vehicle can carry it, the US military will be more interested.

    10. Re:Not so obvious... by Brain_Recall · · Score: 1

      Today's laser systems all use radar to detect and track targets, so perhaps the best defense against lasers is the best defense against radars.

    11. Re:Not so obvious... by Mad+Dog+Manley · · Score: 1

      a simple chrome coating can add a few seconds of protection for a shell, enough to prevent it from being destroyed before it reaches its target.

      Any chrome or metal coating added to a missile or shell that is designed to increase reflectivity, will (very likely) increase the radar reflectivity of the object. That may have the unintended consequence of making the object more susceptible to standard intercept missiles which use radar guidance. It will be difficult to defend against both defensive possibilities, giving flexibility on the tactical side in which method (laser, radar guidance) is most effective.

    12. Re:Not so obvious... by mach1980 · · Score: 1

      Soo, they will shoot down potential WMD:s by using a laser, positioned near the target to protect (hence TACTICAL), that vents stuff that makes highly toxic http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrofluoric_acid

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    13. Re:Not so obvious... by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Guess what laser weapons don't do well in?

      Outer Space?

    14. Re:Not so obvious... by pacinpm · · Score: 1

      What about old space ships cover - ablative cover? The thing generates lots of gases when heated effectively shielding inside from energy weapons. On another note: I didn't know AlQuaida has lasers now.

    15. Re:Not so obvious... by Solandri · · Score: 2, Informative

      Will chrome even work against that? It looks like a DF laser outputs light at 3.7-4.2 micrometers, which puts it in the mid-infrared. That'll go right through clouds. Is chrome reflective at that wavelength?

    16. Re:Not so obvious... by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bounced off a sat? How would you do that? You can't reflect this laser because it melts your mirror and it would be even worse if you could (just put the same material on the projectile).

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    17. Re:Not so obvious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Highly reflective coatings (mentioned in the article) have another problem. They're the antithesis of "stealth" technology. Using them makes the "protected" object easier to see and easier to track--often all the way back to the launch site, making it a target for counter-attack. Screaming "Here I am!" to the enemy seldom is a good tactic!

    18. Re:Not so obvious... by kitgerrits · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that, as you makr your weapons more reflective, they are also more likely to show up on radar/lidar systems, making them easier to track.
      Maybe they should consider making the rounds harder to track in the first place?

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    19. Re:Not so obvious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No clouds, low humidity, line of sight. Guess what laser weapons don't do well in?

      Yeah, our DOD ppl just can not think for themselves. Thank God we have you to point out the screw ups that we make.

      I don't think the GP meant "Those DoD folks haven't thought of this!". I read it as "They're demonstrating it under optimal conditions to make it look better than it is. Take it with a grain of salt.".

    20. Re:Not so obvious... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wonder if the US could use lasers to shoot down Chinese missiles fired at Taiwan?

      Actually from what I've read Chinese missiles are not a mortal threat to Taiwan now

      http://meizhongtai.blogspot.com/2005/11/chinas-ballistic-missiles.html

      Assuming the Chinese missiles are on the more reliable end of the estimates, 10% (or 47 missiles) are still lost to mechanical malfunctions. That leaves 420 missiles headed for Taiwan

      I personally would guess that the [Taiwanese] Patriots [missile defense] would have a 50% kill rate, but to be honest I have no data to back that estimate up. Based on my estimates, Taiwan could kill 100 missiles before they reach their targets (with their current Patriot capabilities), bringing the number that would cause damage down to 320

      CSS-6s have a circular error probability (CEP) of 280 meters. CSS-7s have a CEP of 200 meters. With this limited degree of accuracy, it would take 44 CSS-6s or 23 CSS-7s to destroy a target with 75% certainty.* Thus, if China's missile batteries are composed equally of CSS-6s and CSS-7s, China could expect to destroy ten buildings with 75% certainty using all of its missiles (except the 233 it has held in reserve). If no missiles were held in reserve and thus 530 missiles reach their targets, 15 buildings could be destroyed with the same degree of certainty.

      Though it actually seems like Taiwan should develop its own missile defense system in parallel with trying to buy PAC3 batteries and missiles from the US.

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    21. Re:Not so obvious... by Benaiah · · Score: 1

      The lasers dont burn through the metal, they just heat it up enough to trigger the explosive inside to detonate.
      Shells with higher flash point explosives, or covering the explosive in a wet tshirt and wrapping it in aluminium foil would do the trick. (Water has a very high specific and latent heat and would dramatically reduce the ability of the laser to heat up the warhead)

    22. Re:Not so obvious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No need to use force. Chinese govt only have to jail all Taiwanese merchants FSCKing in China. The Taipei government will surrender.

    23. Re:Not so obvious... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      You say "It's best to stay three steps ahead", but the military seems to be doing something my ex girlfriend used to do: Fight against themselves.

      Step 1: Create laser missle defense system
      Step 2: Create laser missle defense system defense
      Step 3: Create laser missle defense system defense defense

      And in the meantime, the enemy just stops using projectiles to deliver explosives and instead uses covert agents or unconventional warfare.

      Oops! The laser missle defense system defense defense wasn't able to scramble a fighter jet on 9/11 to save 2,000 lives in the twin towers!

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    24. Re:Not so obvious... by sdpuppy · · Score: 1

      thanks, I think I'll go ahead and sell my "water balloon weapon" to the military although I think now I'll retrofit the design to be used with mylar balloons

    25. Re:Not so obvious... by RDW · · Score: 1

      Ah, but this custom reflective system is not only hardened to resist breakage under combat conditions, but is also specially shaped to protect the likely deployment platform for these laser systems!:

      http://www.crazy4bargain.co.uk/product_info.php?products_id=1041

    26. Re:Not so obvious... by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Last time I saw a specification for the laser mounted in a modified 747, it had 30 seconds of firing capacity, and was capable of being turned on and off at will.

      That 30 seconds was considered sufficient to engage something like 5-15 targets.

      The YAL-1 (Y: experimental | A: attack | L: laser?) is good for 20 high powered shots, or 40 low power. It must then land to refuel the laser. The jet engines can refuel in midair.

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    27. Re:Not so obvious... by Benaiah · · Score: 1

      Well this was more an idea for militants on a low budget. I'm sure the military can do better then a wet T-shirt and Al-foil... After all its not very aerodynamic, and the extra weight would affect weapon range.

      I read somewhere that a good idea for military installations would be to put a swimming pool on the roof(or build it under a lake/frozen lake) as any space bound lasers would run out of energy before they raised the temperature beyond a comfortable spa temperature.

    28. Re:Not so obvious... by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Wonder what happens to the eyes of people in the vicinity of anything that gets shoot down by a laser.
      Even worse if the thing reflect most of it in order to be laser resistant.

      High energy lasers might well become the worst weapon since bio-chemical or nuclear weapons when it comes to hurting civilians.

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    29. Re:Not so obvious... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Well, even if it's mirrored to reflect the laser, you'd be protected by the fact that the laser would no longer be focused, and relatively few people should be looking at it when it's actually being hit by the laser, which is only a few seconds of time. So the old 'proximity, duration, and Concentration' thing for radiation and chemical hazards remains true - you want to minimize all of them. Maximize your distance - rockets don't generally fly that low, Shorten the time you're exposed - blink reflex, turning away, and a multimach rocket isn't going to be in your field of view for long. Can't do much about the concentration. Maybe protective goggles if the risk of exposure is high enough.

      High energy lasers might well become the worst weapon since bio-chemical or nuclear weapons when it comes to hurting civilians.

      Not likely, I think HE lasers are going to be cleaner than bullets and conventional explosives.

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    30. Re:Not so obvious... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Given that we're talking about the military looking at some sort of coating to provide protection, it could be.

      The reason you wouldn't want to use the space ship cover is mass and durability. Extra mass results in a heavier or less effective weapon.

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    31. Re:Not so obvious... by Prune · · Score: 1

      Unlike dielectrics, metals tend to have wide band reflectivity.

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  4. That's why you need the friggin' sharks! by Biff+Stu · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's why you need sharks to go with your lasers. You think you can defend yourself with mirrors, do you? Don't you know that sharks like to eat shiny things?

    1. Re:That's why you need the friggin' sharks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US Air Force is starting to look for ways to laser-proof...

      Flying sharks with lasers? Awesome!

  5. Don't tell me that they've finally. . . by rev_sanchez · · Score: 1

    weaponized bling. Jay-Z will be one of our biggest defense contractors.

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    1. Re:Don't tell me that they've finally. . . by Von+Helmet · · Score: 1

      Poor choice of rapper, given that Jay-Z generally eschews bling.

  6. Simple business plan. by Chairboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Buy all the Krylon 'Chrome' spray paint.
    2. Relabel it and sell it to the government as 'Anti-Laser Shielding'.
    3. Profit!

    Ha ha h- wait... there's a step #2. There's never a step #2. wtf

    1. Re:Simple business plan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there's never a step three.

    2. Re:Simple business plan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2) patent it as Anti-Laser Shielding

      There fixed that for you.

    3. Re:Simple business plan. by adam.dorsey · · Score: 1

      Actually, for n steps in the plan, step n-1) is always "???". So, there's never a step n-1 in a well-formed "Evil Master Plan (tm)".

      Dear God, I have done too much Discrete Mathematics homework today.

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    4. Re:Simple business plan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know it is just so stupid it might work.
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  7. well that was a waste of money by Brain+Damaged+Bogan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    my sharks-with-freaking-laser-beams missile defense is useless now

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    1. Re:well that was a waste of money by Repton · · Score: 3, Funny

      One of these days, Slashdot will post a story with the word 'laser' in the summary and people won't tag it "sharks"...

      (probably because Slashdotters will all be too busy playing DNF to comment)

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    2. Re:well that was a waste of money by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      As long as the planes stay in the air, maybe, but the pilots had better watch out if they ever crash into the ocean :)

    3. Re:well that was a waste of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you use actual missles to intercept it... silly liberal.

      It is a multi layer of defense.

  8. And just when they figure this out... by deepgrey · · Score: 1

    MASER weapons!! mwahahaha

  9. insulation? by Timberwolf0122 · · Score: 1

    so if we chrome plate the space shuttles heat shield tiles this whole LASER system is thwarted.

    Also it clearly needs to be mounted on the moon, we can call it project Death Star.

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  10. Um. when did they get good at this? by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    Because, last I checked, they could only shoot things out of the sky with a laser when the trajectory, speed, etc was known. Otherwise, it was impossible to get the laser aligned to hit the very fast moving object quick enough.

    1. Re:Um. when did they get good at this? by elnico · · Score: 1

      From the video in the article, it seems that the laser was acquiring targets all on its own. It could have been clever editing, but the thing looked like it was working quite well.

      I'm not all that surprised, either; it's been quite a while since laser defense was in the public's attention. Plenty of time for technology to advance.

    2. Re:Um. when did they get good at this? by Prune · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's been able to track on its own since around 2001 or 2002. This is mentioned on one of the wikipedia pages.

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  11. Armour them and spin them. by khasim · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The problems with lasers is that the need to punch through the armour in the time they can stay on target.

    #1. Spin them. If the laser cannot hit the same spot for X fragments of a second then it cannot burn through (unless you get a bigger laser).

    #2. For when the enemy gets a bigger laser, you coat the missile in a nice insulator. Something like carbon.

    So now the laser has to punch through the carbon armour before the missile rotates new armour into sight.

    1. Re:Armour them and spin them. by davester666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Instead of carbon, how about that magical substance known as: Tin Foil.

      If it's good enough to stop the beams entering my head, it should be good enough to stop the beams from entering missiles!

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    2. Re:Armour them and spin them. by rtb61 · · Score: 5, Informative
      Time to stop thinking of lasers as light and start thinking of them as particle cannons. So it all depends on the type of particle you a firing at the target, whether it passes right through the armour to target the components you a particularly after, or even if it actively targets the armour as part of the destructive affect.

      It is all about how much energy you want to get on target, the nature of that energy and the affect you wish to achieve.

      So, minimal amount of energy solution, target CPUs and get all the 0s to be 1s and those smart weapons go stupid and don't target targeting anything ;D.

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    3. Re:Armour them and spin them. by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      Um, someone correct me if i'm mistaken, but don't most artillery shells and rockets already spin rapidly for stability?

    4. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      target CPUs and get all the 0s to be 1s and those smart weapons go stupid and don't target targeting anything

      I see they got to yours already.

    5. Re:Armour them and spin them. by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As a guess, the artillery round was spinning as was at least one of the rockets engaged (visible in the video). Any sort of insulator means taking out either shell casing or explosive or both. Tends to make the round less lethal and may also mess with the ballistics. The other guy has to do this to all of his rounds since he doesn't know which ones will be engaged by a laser defense. So you end up making the other guy let's say 25% less effective everywhere because you have a laser defense at a few places.

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    6. Re:Armour them and spin them. by spyder-implee · · Score: 1

      Some rockets spin leaving the launching device for stability, before they are armed. All artillery barrels are rifled so yes they spin.

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    7. Re:Armour them and spin them. by budgenator · · Score: 5, Insightful

      yup the 81MM mortar is a smoothebore but it's round has fins at the base that are canted so the projo spins in flight. 81's are slow too, after you drop one down the tube you can look up and see the round about 100m down range and watch it going until after it's a little past it's max ordinate and it disappears. Howitzers have a rifled barrel so the round spins. All artillery rounds that I know of have a fuse that doesn't arm until the round has spun so many times, this prevents most barrel bursts. Shooting one 81 doesn't impress me, shooting 3 fired in a ripple that's getting interesting; shoot down 3 fired at the same time I'm impressed, but remember real world is going to be somebody see all the loud IR energy pointing at the laser source and they are likely to answer with 3 81mm;s in flight, backed up by three salvos of 3 60mm mortars all taking the high trajectory while 6 more 155mm howitzer rounds are coming in low and fast.

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    8. Re:Armour them and spin them. by sir+fer · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that the people these systems are going to be used against are that technically savvy and have access. Judging from the "insurgents" in Iraq, I doubt they have the skills or means.

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    9. Re:Armour them and spin them. by spyder-implee · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's right, I think the main reason Israel is so interested in these is because they are easily placed in residential areas to protect them from Palestinian rockets which 'accidentally' veer into civilian areas.

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    10. Re:Armour them and spin them. by kitgerrits · · Score: 1

      As effective as that strategy may be, it does raise the cost of the mission quite a bit.
      With any luck, it will keep the US gov't from wiping entire villages on the cheap 'just to be sure' and moving on to precision strikes.

      The US has the means to fight a quick and precise war with very little collateral damage (laser/GPS guided precision weaponry).
      They just prefer to use (cheap) unguided weapons, which might miss a bit but makes up for it with a bigger bang.

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    11. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it all depends on the type of particle you a firing at the target, whether it passes right through the armour to target the components you a particularly after...

      X-ray or gamma-ray lasers could do this, but there are some (severe) practical problems involved. An atom emitting an x-ray photon tends to recoil a bit, so the photon has only part of the energy from the transition - not enough to cause emission of another photon from the next atom, as happens in a laser. And even if you did produce an X-ray laser beam - how would you focus it? Mirrors and lenses don't work that well with x-rays.

    12. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

      ... Shooting one 81 doesn't impress me, shooting 3 fired in a ripple that's getting interesting; shoot down 3 fired at the same time I'm impressed, but remember real world is going to be somebody see all the loud IR energy pointing at the laser source and they are likely to answer with 3 81mm;s in flight, backed up by three salvos of 3 60mm mortars all taking the high trajectory while 6 more 155mm howitzer rounds are coming in low and fast.

      That's just what I was thinking. This gadget is easily defeated by simply saturating the target area with shells or better yet some form of cheap PGM once you pick up the position of the laser. IIRC the have guided artillery shells these days. It's usefulness is mostly limited to protecting vulnerable targets like Israeli border settlements and those illegal colonies they are building in the west bank territories from low volume fire. I suppose it could also be useful in a place like Afghanistan where the Taleban won't find it easy to come up with the amount of artillery resources to swamp the laser.

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    13. Re:Armour them and spin them. by x2A · · Score: 1

      "you coat the missile in a nice insulator"

      Or something that converts the LASER beam to electricity and use it to power your [whatever they wanna shoot]. Then, leak that you're something dangerous that needs destroying, light yourself up as a target, and then use them trying to shoot you out of the sky to power your mission! yay!

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    14. Re:Armour them and spin them. by x2A · · Score: 1

      "would you focus it?"

      Electromagnetically?

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    15. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Ihlosi · · Score: 3, Informative
      Electromagnetically?

      Photons don't carry a charge. You'll have better luck trying to focus them with gravitation. All you need is a black hole of the appropriate mass.

    16. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Mick+Malkemus · · Score: 1

      The pistol shrimp has an excellent weapon that reaches the temperature of the sun. We could use bio-mimicry to create a nice weapon against missiles.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKPrGxB1Kzc

    17. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Ihlosi · · Score: 2

      The pistol shrimp has an excellent weapon that reaches the temperature of the sun. We could use bio-mimicry to create a nice weapon against missiles.

      Yes, once you get the missile underwater, it'll be really easy to zap them this way. Heck, getting it underwater might be enough to neutralize it, unless you're dealing with a torpedo.

      On land, this won't work for several reasons. One of them is the really slow speed of sound air. Good luck trying to hit anything moving faster than your sonic shockwave.

    18. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Urkki · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's just what I was thinking. This gadget is easily defeated by simply saturating the target area with shells

      Uh... If you're up against a technologically and materially superior enemy, saturating the airspace with artillery fire is not done "easily". It could be achived temporarily with good tactics, but in general just trying to do it is a very quick way to do a suicide. You see, a technologically superior enemy (ie. the one with the state-of-the-art defensive lasers) also has superior counter-artillery capability, and will wipe out your artillery as soon as it tires any kind of concentrated bombardment.

    19. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Atrox666 · · Score: 0, Troll

      The problem with lasers is that some techies are irresponsible enough to give them to pieces of garbage like the neocons. the world would be a better place if these parasites could only throw rocks.

    20. Re:Armour them and spin them. by somersault · · Score: 1

      Even a match can reach almost half the temperature of the "dark spots" on the sun, so saying "temperature of the sun" doesn't particularly help.

      If you said "temperature of the center of the sun", then that would be more impressive. As it is, "temperature of the sun" could be the heat of the sun as measured with a thermometer on the surface of the earth. On a cloudy day. In Winter.

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    21. Re:Armour them and spin them. by somersault · · Score: 1

      Finally - a practical use for the large hadron accelerator!

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    22. Re:Armour them and spin them. by somersault · · Score: 1

      The world would be a better place if anyone with political leanings could only throw rocks. Better yet, forget the rocks.

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    23. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is, this little creature has a deadly weapon, created by evolution. We could learn from it.

    24. Re:Armour them and spin them. by somersault · · Score: 1

      Ah, I thought the "pistol shrimp" was the nickname of a weapon. Heh. Thanks.

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    25. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 2, Funny

      Which of course explains the denial surrounding the project to raise sea levels so all warfighting has to occur underwater. Discovered by meddling climatologists, the entire plan was put into jeapordy, so a massive media campaign was mounted to discredit them.

      I'm suprised you've not heard about it.

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    26. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Floritard · · Score: 1

      If the enemy does start rotating the armor, we can just hire Starfox to defeat them.

    27. Re:Armour them and spin them. by tenco · · Score: 1

      The point is, this little creature has a deadly weapon, created by evolution. We could learn from it.

      Only hand out deadly weapons to shrimps and not chimps?

    28. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Firethorn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As effective as that strategy may be, it does raise the cost of the mission quite a bit.
      With any luck, it will keep the US gov't from wiping entire villages on the cheap 'just to be sure' and moving on to precision strikes.

      Are you talking about enemy forces using laser weapons against US ones? Because if so one valid solution would be saturation - you can only shoot down so many bombs/rockets/morters.

      So having an effective anti-munition laser is probably going to encourage saturation attacks - with the attendant misses, whether by failed guidance, poor aim, and munitions still armed that lose guidance due to the laser.

      They just prefer to use (cheap) unguided weapons, which might miss a bit but makes up for it with a bigger bang.

      Uh, no. We use the guided stuff all the time, matter of fact I believe that the majority of the bombs we drop today a precision guided. The guidance system doesn't always work, but we try. Even our dumb bombs are dropped on a rather precise basis today.

      As for bigger bang - even the MOAB is technically guided, the difference between a 'dumb' unguided bomb and a guided one is simply the addition of a guidance package.

      And, quite frequently, the guidance package costs more than the bomb.

      Laser defenses work better against opponents with relatively limited assets - palestinians, for example, can only get ahold of so many rockets. They currently choose to mostly stutter them out, producing a more or less constant presence, effect on israeli morale. The damage to life/infrastructure is actually pretty insignificant. The same deal with insurgents/terrorists in Iraq/Afghanistan.

      With some laser systems, a soletary rocket becomes a non-issue, even three-six might be handled by a single laser depending on the laser's attributes. So they'd have to switch to mass attacks. Morters and rockets don't need expensive, hard to hide tubes like artillery does, so that's handlable, but having to warehouse rockets until you get enough to penetrate the laser defenses in a meaningful way hurts in a number of ways.

      First would be that both Isreal and US Forces have active intel agencies - the stockpile of rockets is more likely to be found and subsequently bombed or otherwise eliminated. This results in NO rocket attacks(bad for them). Second would be that many of these rockets are built on the cheap - their stability isn't the best, so stockpiling them for an effective attack increases the chance of an accident, again costing the terrorists/insurgents casualties and supplies. Third would be that while a trickle of rockets damages morale, it doesn't generally get Isreal or US Forces on the warpath. An attack of a couple hundred after no attacks for months might. By warpath I don't mean a flyby attack with a fighter or chopper. I'm talking about ground assault, massive retaliation.

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    29. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can spin a target to save it from a laser - funny
      have a look down a gun barrel some time that spiral is there
      to cause the projectile to spin it is called rifling as you
      could see spinning the rounds didn't make a smick of difference
      you just expose more of the target to the laser same result

    30. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      you just expose more of the target to the laser same result

      Duh. And that means that the power of the laser gets distributed over a larger area, and this leads to a smaller increase in temperature. And this makes heating a part of the target enough to cause detonation more difficult.

      Is that really rocket science ? Have you ever tried burning a hole into paper with a magnifying glass ? If so, was it quicker to keep the light focused at a single spot, or trying to heat up the paper evenly by moving the spot ?

    31. Re:Armour them and spin them. by kitgerrits · · Score: 2

      I was referring to the US having to fire 6 mortars instead of one, just to hit the target.

      Apparently, I have been out of the loop for quite a while.

      Last time I spoke someone 'from the field'(former marine), the US still had the tendency to 'soften up' hard targets.
      (Not quite Geneva-endorsed, remember the surfing scene from Apocalypse now?)

      Also, in the news, you see attacks where the US blew up the entire village,
      just to blow up someone's house.
      And he wasn't even home.

      Apparently, the darn things are actually being used these days:
      http://www.pulitzercenter.org/openitem.cfm?id=868

      I used to have an ambition to work for Thales and help build more precise weaponry, but I gave up after I found out they never got used 'because they cost too much'.

      Thanks for the heads-up.
      It might help if the US were to show that they actually try avoid collateral damage, these days.
      It might help improve the image, internationally.

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    32. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Thaelon · · Score: 1

      You're thinking beam lasers.

      The way to do damage is with a pulse laser. The shorter the pulse, the better.

      And these pulses aren't measured in seconds or milliseconds. We're talking pico seconds and shorter here. That's the kind of time scale you're looking at. So unless your projectile is spinning around a million RPMs you're not even going to smudge the spot the laser makes. And if you can spin something that fast and not have to worry about it flying apart you probably don't have to worry about lasers anyway. Easiest defense against lasers: Make your projectiles fast, tiny, and reflective. After all tiny fast things are hard to hit, and lasers are just light.

      Might be one of the easiest projects the airforce has undertaken. Should probably only cost a few hundred billion.

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    33. Re:Armour them and spin them. by kitgerrits · · Score: 1

      The 'oops' I was trying to refer to:

      On January 13, 2006 US CIA-operated unmanned Predator drones launched four Hellfire missiles into the Pakistani village of Damadola, about 7 km (4.5 miles) from the Afghan border, killing at least 18 people. The attack targeted Ayman al-Zawahiri who was thought to be in the village. Pakistani officials later said that al-Zawahiri was not there and that the U.S. had acted on faulty intelligence.

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    34. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
      Spinning doesn't work. (Watch the video) They are so effective at heating up the target, the metal starts to burn off, even when the missile is spinning. It doesn't have enough time to cool off before it comes back around to be heated again. People really underestimate exactly how much power these things are putting on target. The test demos of one, shooting at ground targets was causing the air inside a six foot wide steal pipe target to heat up so fast that the air presure inside causing the targets to pop like baloons.

      Also aluminium and steel only have to be heated up a little, no where near melting point before they loose alot of their strength. The targets tend to warp and then come appart at flight speeds.

      Things internally like fuel, electronics, and external sensors tend too loose the fight long before the outer skin comes appart.

    35. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I have your job?

    36. Re:Armour them and spin them. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Except it doesn't take much damage before the missiles guidance goes screw and it begins to wobble. At which point it gets destroyed by tumbling.

      You don't need to disintegrate it with a LASER.

      You are also thinking a narrow beam, what if the beam was as wide as the missile? Rotating becomes less effective.
        Or many lasers on a target.

      That assumes you can find a way to keep a guided missile rotating. And keep it's range with all the heavy carbon.

      If some creates a cheap powerful laser and someone doesn't come up with a cheap protection, air combat could come to an end. To fast, too accurate, and the range too great to evade.

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    37. Re:Armour them and spin them. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It takes anything of the appropriate mass, doesn't need to be a black hole.

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    38. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Eudial · · Score: 2, Informative

      So it all depends on the type of particle you a firing at the target, whether it passes right through the armour to target the components you a particularly after...

      X-ray or gamma-ray lasers could do this, but there are some (severe) practical problems involved. An atom emitting an x-ray photon tends to recoil a bit, so the photon has only part of the energy from the transition - not enough to cause emission of another photon from the next atom, as happens in a laser. And even if you did produce an X-ray laser beam - how would you focus it? Mirrors and lenses don't work that well with x-rays.

      I'd think the obvious choice would be to go with a longer wavelength, as opposed to a shorter one. If your laser has a wavelength longer than the reflective surface's thickness (say 1 cm, microwaves), it will pass right through it like it was never there.

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    39. Re:Armour them and spin them. by ravenshrike · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except their fire is perfectly on target. As long as Hamas/Fatah/Hezbollah use civilian areas for their operations, there are effectively from a war crimes standpoint on return fire no civilians.

    40. Re:Armour them and spin them. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      haha, except the laser operators aty the other station will saturate the ground troops.
      Of course, a laser can fire a lot farther the morters.

      If the hook a battery of lasers to a nuclear power plant, then what? Would we blow up a nuke plant and irradiate all the nearby by countries?

      Ground attach? why not render installations useless with lasers?

      If you are talking about insurgents, they just turn a corner and suddenly they are civilians.
      So who is this ground attack going to move against?

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    41. Re:Armour them and spin them. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      What? The US weaponeers work very hard to avoid collateral damage.

      We have taken out builds in the middle of a city and not so much as broke a nearby windows.
      We have nano second fuse so the detonated after impact, destroying the inside of a building.
      we can hit a target at extremely precise angles to cause specific types of effects from explosions.

      No, we're not perfect, be we are damn good.

      If we weren't we would still be using the 1950s approach in Iraq. Which would mean level all the cities, go in and kill anyone left who resists.

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    42. Re:Armour them and spin them. by kitgerrits · · Score: 1

      You might want to read the article at:
      http://www.pulitzercenter.org/openitem.cfm?id=868
      The US is definately trying, but that's ONE successful, clean assassination in a sizable set of operations.

      In 2001, U.S. officials mistook a convoy of elders headed for Afghan president Hamid Karzai's inauguration for a Taliban group and bombed it, reportedly killing some 20 civilians. In Iraq, U.S. warplanes tried to hit Saddam and his deputies based on their sat-phone signals, though these only pinpoint a phone to within about a city block. hrw found that not a single air strike aimed at Saddam's henchmen during the invasion achieved its objective, and instead, dozens of civilians were killed. The "complete lack of success and the significant civilian losses" showed a disregard for civilian casualties, in violation of the laws of war, the organization concluded.

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    43. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Ihlosi · · Score: 2, Informative
      It takes anything of the appropriate mass, doesn't need to be a black hole.

      Yes, but anything of the appropriate mass that isn't a black hole is going to be _way_ too large to focus a laser beam. It's just going to block it instead.

    44. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch the video... one of the rockets does indeed spin. Also, aren't most if not all long range projectiles fired through rifled bores?

    45. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      They're still civilians, and they're still not legitimate targets, but you're now allowed to consider them 'collateral damage' when you go after the equipment/people at the launch point.

      The geneva convention answers the problem of civilian shields by making hitting them acceptable as long as you weren't aiming at them.

      Short answer: Don't hang around military people/equipment when there's a war on.

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    46. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just need to make it harder to get sharks high enough to attack the missiles. You know, an Anti-Shark Shield.

    47. Re:Armour them and spin them. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      haha, except the laser operators aty the other station will saturate the ground troops.
      Huh?

      Of course, a laser can fire a lot farther the morters.

      Depends, a laser is a LOS(Line Of Sight) weapon, mortars, especially the bigger ones, can target stuff over the horizon. Part of the reason for building the laser into a plane - 30k feet gives you a lot more LOS.

      If the hook a battery of lasers to a nuclear power plant, then what? Would we blow up a nuke plant and irradiate all the nearby by countries?

      Our best lasers are much less than 50% efficient, the most powerful are still chemical. So, even if we hooked enough lasers up to a gigawatt power plant, you'd probably get less than a 100Mw out of the laser. Point that at a nuclear plant's containment dome and you're still going to be there a while before you start to penetrate, while the operators of the plant under attack can do things like pump water to the point the laser's attacking. Expect to be there a while. Even if you start overwhelming the plant's ability to dissipate heat, a slight decrease will give them plenty of cooling capacity.

      If you are talking about insurgents, they just turn a corner and suddenly they are civilians.
      So who is this ground attack going to move against?

      You piss them off enough, everybody. Firing off hundreds of mortars or rockets will likely take long enough that they'll have good intel on your movements, so they'll probably have targets. They won't care about catching up civilians in the mess, and if you have a gun you're dead.

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    48. Re:Armour them and spin them. by thefekete · · Score: 1

      Tin Foil.

      Doesn't work.

      You just end up cooking whatever is inside (eg popcorn), just ask Chris Knight.

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    49. Re:Armour them and spin them. by budgenator · · Score: 1

      [sarcasm]A Hellfire Guided Missile fired from a predator drone, yeah that's about as accurate as German V1 fired at England![/sarcasm] The truth is with GPS, weather satellites laser, range finders an fire direction computers that are actual computers rather than a protector and a look-up firing table our unguided projectile are more accurate than you'd believe possible.

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    50. Re:Armour them and spin them. by pugugly · · Score: 1

      I note in the video they are really proud of getting three mortar shell - and I'm not going to argue they shouldn't be, but - ah, mortar shells are cheap, laser weapons expensive. If the fourth mortar takes out the laser, that's a net loss for the good guys.

      Not that I'm complaining - I'd rather have three of our mortars backed up with a laser coverage - give the good guys a better chance to take out the enemy, before we're taken out, but whether the math on that works out or not is an iffy proposition.

      And lets face it Laser weapons are cool!

      Pug

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    51. Re:Armour them and spin them. by David+Gould · · Score: 1

      Tin Foil [...] If it's good enough to stop the beams entering my head

      That's just what They want you to think.

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  12. sharks with frik'n lazer beams on their heads by spooje · · Score: 1

    We need to do this to our torpedos or we'll still be vulnerable to Dr. Evil's sharks.

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  13. They're So Small They're Evading Our Turbolasers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    We'll have to destroy them ship to ship. Get the crews to their fighters.

  14. It seems to slow for mortars. by doublee3 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Judging from the video it seems to be able to shoot blow up 9-10 mortars per minute. But a quick google search showed that the M224 60mm Light Mortar can fire at 8-20 mortars per minute indefinitely or 18-30 mortars per minute for 1-4 minutes. Seems like you'd need a lot of these lasers to make an area 100% protected from mortars.

    1. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like you'd need a lot of these lasers to make an area 100% protected from mortars.

      Likely. What is unlikely is that these would be the only defensive measures.

      Best defense is a good offense.

      Someone shooting mortars at you? The lasers will kill some of the incoming rounds. While the lasers are doing that you're busy setting up a counter-battery fire against the mortars. The mortars are suddenly on the receiving end of a barrage of proximity fused HE and DPICM rounds which makes them stop firing in a rather abrupt and violent fashion.

    2. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      Three words:

      Counter

      Battery

      Fire

      :)

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    3. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by icegreentea · · Score: 1

      If the mortar crew wants to live, they can't fire a lot of rounds. Radar can pick up the mortars, calculate launch location, and assign counterbattery fire (like dropping 6 inch shells) within seconds (say 10 seconds). Say the mortars are 5km away from the counterbattery battery. Maybe another 20 seconds.

      Also, multiple lasers are a given I think.

    4. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We already have this. It's called the Phalanx sometimes, or just CIWS (close in weapons system). It features a 20 mm vulcan cannon, multiple radars, autonomous operation, and on top of that it can track multiple (dozens) incoming targets as well as its own outgoing projectiles. They can also network together to form a basewide protective shield. They are loaded with a tracer every 20 or 30 rounds and at night the bullet stream looks like the world's most powerful and accurate garden hose- one continuous stream of projectiles. The sound and feeling even from 200 yards is something you'll never forget, especially after you clean your pants the first time they fire without warning. Watching 5 of them fire in synch during a test is awe-inspiring (in good and bad ways, I guess).

      Yeah, lasers, great... But in a deployed area, the CIWS provides early warning and interception of incoming mortars and missiles and doesn't require anything more than a generator and a full magazine. Someday lasers might provide an even better shield but until then we could use a few more CIWS in the field.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgpQBZF2sZQ

      You should watch that video- dove or hawk, any geek has to admit that the phalanx is one bad ass mutha.

      -b

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    5. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Three words: Counter Battery Fire :)

      Heh. Reminds me of a story about a sort of makeshift counterbattery fire someone once told me. Small Lebanese army military camp in Lebanon during the civil war, and every afternoon they'd go outside and play volleyball. Local shia militia jerks noticed the pattern and started dropping mortar rounds in the middle of their volleyball game every day. Immediate patrols trying to find them turned up nothing, as the shia militia jerks simply drop a few rounds, picked up the mortar tube, kicked sand over the base plate, and ran. Tiring of this, the Lebanese army guys measured the angle of the holes at the bottom of the impact craters made by the fuse assemblies being blown into the ground and used trigonometry to figure out where the rounds probably came from--- about a quarter mile away. Based on the size of the rounds, they knew the shias weren't taking the heavy base plate with them when they ran. They went out there in the middle of the night and, sure enough, right where they calculated, they found the mortar base plate. They picked it up, buried a big antitank mine underneath, and carefully concealed the plate just as they found it. Next day, they went out to play volleyball. Five minutes into the game, they head a loud explosion from the direction where the plate was. No mortar rounds ever interrupted their game after that.

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    6. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always found that gun unsettling... it looks too much like Terminator's ancestor. If I were near it, I'd go gray worrying about it mistaking me for a target :/

    7. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by budgenator · · Score: 3, Informative

      Artillery have been hip-shooting for decades, i was doing it since before GPS so with GPS it's got to be almost as accurate as set, surveyed shoots. As soon as you shoot you scoot because you just automatically assume somebody is going to drop a big steel present on your former position and it'll be there in about a minute.

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    8. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      Thanks for giving me a great way of explaining how trigonometry could be useful to people in high school.

      In case you ever want to find out where that stray mortar fire is coming from, trust your friend trigonometry!

    9. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by Shihar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Eh, if you can turn 15 mortars into 5, if have done yourself pretty good. On top of that, realize that the longer you fire mortars (especially against Americans or Israelis), the far more likely an artillery shell is going to come your way. Every time you toss up a mortar, a radar station is tracking it. The Israelis have gotten so good at it, that they can practically return fire before the rocket/mortar has hit the ground. These days, the only way Hamas and the like can take a pop shot across the border is to do it from a place of high civilian density, and then seriously run like hell the second they have unloaded.

      Personally, I am kind of surprised that Israel hasn't put something like a phalanx in spots that are prone to rocket attack... though I suppose a few thousand bullets coming down into civilian areas might have something to do with it.

    10. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I am kind of surprised that Israel hasn't put something like a phalanx in spots that are prone to rocket attack... though I suppose a few thousand bullets coming down into civilian areas might have something to do with it.

      The rounds intended for use over land won't come down intact unless they're defective. They're made to explode when their tracers burn out.

      Check out this post this post in the current topic and watch the video. Near the end of the video is a night firing of the CIWS. After you hear the moaning of the CIWS itself several seconds afterwards you can hear a multitude of popping sounds as the rounds explode.

    11. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can see one huge advantage however to a laser based system:

      1) It can be deployed in heavily populated areas without fear of killing an entire village down range.

      If that minigun drops below 45* wouldn't it become a lethal weapon to all parties who happen to be down wind? Those .50 caliber rounds aren't light.

    12. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      It's still useful.

      The enemy has to get many shots in the air at once (nearly), they can't just stay in one spot and keep pounding away - someone will be blasting at them soon.

      Unless they also have one of these devices AND they've managed to get it to not shoot outgoing mortars, whilst shooting the incoming ones. Then it could get interesting - if your laser leaves, your artillery gets hit, but if the laser doesn't leave, eventually there may be too many mortars heading for the laser and it gets hit. So it's a race to get as many mortars heading to both targets.

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    13. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The big problem with kinetic CIWS though is the potential for collateral - what goes up has to come down. In a big city (like Baghdad) the last thing you want is a load of 20mm projectiles crashing back to earth into peoples heads, backyards, cars or whatever.

      Given the shoot and scoot nature of the insurgents, using urban centres as cover, I'd imagine this is a real problem already.

    14. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by dw604 · · Score: 2, Funny

      What part of the middle east are you from?

    15. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, great...

      Except that in practice mortar rounds are still landing on US and UK forces camps in Iraq and Afghanistan.

      I assume that either it isn't so simple to deploy, or it is so damned expensive that replacement soldiers are considered the cheaper option.

    16. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We already have this. It's called the Phalanx sometimes, or just CIWS (close in weapons system). It features a 20 mm vulcan cannon, multiple radars, autonomous operation, and on top of that it can track multiple (dozens) incoming targets as well as its own outgoing projectiles....

      Did you perchance get to hump all the ammo boxes needed to load those five excited R2D2s used up in that display you mentioned? If not, you probably missed the fact that they're plastered with radiation warning signals because they're depleted uranium rounds.

      So, how are you going to keep a few forward-deployed CIWS under constant attack supplied with enough ammo so they're effective?

      Now, imagine you can solve that problem. A CIWS defending against, say, mortar rounds that drop almost straight down will have to shoot straight up, or close to it. Guess where those DU rounds will fall. Right about where they came from.

      At best, your idea is worthless because it can't be supplied with enough ammo to be effective. At worst, it sprays tens or hundreds of thousands of DU rounds all over the area it's supposed to defend.

    17. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by ZigMonty · · Score: 1

      .50 calibre? That's a 20 mm cannon (0.79 inch). So, yes, good point you raise!

    18. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, imagine you can solve that problem. A CIWS defending against, say, mortar rounds that drop almost straight down will have to shoot straight up, or close to it. Guess where those DU rounds will fall. Right about where they came from.

      You might want to reconsider the ballistics on that statement. Consider that most mortar fire is dumb, and follows a simple ballistic trajectory.

      If the mortar is coming straight down, what do you suppose its original angle of fire was likely to be?

    19. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, imagine you can solve that problem. A CIWS defending against, say, mortar rounds that drop almost straight down will have to shoot straight up, or close to it. Guess where those DU rounds will fall. Right about where they came from.

      You might want to reconsider the ballistics on that statement. Consider that most mortar fire is dumb, and follows a simple ballistic trajectory.

      If the mortar is coming straight down, what do you suppose its original angle of fire was likely to be?

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/almost

    20. Re:It seems to slow for mortars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shoot and scoot negates the 18-30 mortars per minute estimate to the point that incoming fire is slowed so much that the laser once again becomes a viable countermeasure. .. just sayin.

  15. The answer is mirv by moteyalpha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    mirv already exists and so does flack. You can't hit what you don't know is a target. There are always limits to energy per unit time per unit area and since we are already 10 trillion dollars in debt destroying things, perhaps that money would be better spent on a plan to grow some crops to eat.

    1. Re:The answer is mirv by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      perhaps that money would be better spent on a plan to grow some crops to eat.

      We already grow enough crops. Hunger is a politically created distribution problem, not a problem of lack of food.

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    2. Re:The answer is mirv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Earth, and certainly the US in particular, already has a surplus of food. However there is one African country that does not any more, mainly due to the farmers lacking arms.

    3. Re:The answer is mirv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      We already grow enough crops. Hunger is a politically created distribution problem, not a problem of lack of food.

      (not the original poster)

      Fine. Grow more crops to use as fuel. Not like I ever gave a frack about the starving people overseas anyways. They really want to play ball with us, how about oil-for-food programme. Our food, their oil. Or they starve, and we take the oil after they're all dead. (I'm a cynical motherfucker, that's just how I roll.)

      If what's in the open literature is any indication (...D instead of H for better atmospheric propagation as has already been discussed in this thread, NF3, and some other hacks that should be obvious...), we've got some pretty cool laser capabilities. I don't have a need to imagine, let alone know, what's behind the veil, but I'm kinda hoping we get a chance to find out just how far ahead we are.

    4. Re:The answer is mirv by sponga · · Score: 1

      Perhaps this video of Mr Clinton will show you the problem with the warlords and food distribution.
      http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/play.shtml?mea=2871

    5. Re:The answer is mirv by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      MIRV is used only on nuclear missiles, when those things go flying you're pretty much fucked anyway. This laser seems to be designed more for anti-artillery duty rather than defense against nuclear strikes.

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    6. Re:The answer is mirv by shomon2 · · Score: 1

      Well if so, then according to Chomsky it was created during the marshall plan post wwII if you're referring to the whole world. And that's when petrol was cheap and easy to extract. So politically created distribution system yes, but the problem now comes from their small concern for future scarcity - understandable enough though if the world was ruined and so many economies had collapsed after a huge war.

      So I'd agree with the parent: grow some food! Or better put - relocalise the distribution system.

    7. Re:The answer is mirv by Genus+Marmota · · Score: 1

      The NGOs and banking orgs continue to push developing countries into export crops rather than domestic food stocks. They're _supposed_ to buy their staples on the international market. It's more "efficient" that way. Till their export market tanks, or Australia has a crop failure or something and then the staples are unaffordable. Hey, it's the free market. Best of all possible worlds. If you're an investment banker.

  16. Once it discovers it, security becomes an issue by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hopefully the guy making the decisions weighed espionage. You can really shoot yourself in the foot if you find a counter to your own missle defense and then someone publishes the counter. Do you really need an anti missle defense technology so bad that it is worth endangering your own missle defense?

    1. Re:Once it discovers it, security becomes an issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eventually everything is countered.

      The trick is to be first with the measure and the counter-measure.

    2. Re:Once it discovers it, security becomes an issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this case, the counter is already known (lasers).

      The anti-laser tech is of course, deflecting the laser.

      The enemy would of course, have to spend all the money first to get the laser shoot-down tech first. We're just developing the anti-laser stuff first because it's better to be proactive than reactive. It would take a long time to convert an armory over to anti-laser if a enemy figured it out tommorow.

    3. Re:Once it discovers it, security becomes an issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to say ditto, but YES. Emphatically yes. For at least a little while, the United States will continue to be the world leader in weapons/countermeasure development. Creating countermeasures for our defensive technology before that technology is even fully deployed is strategically unsound.

      NOW, if it were possible to do something really weird and limit that technology's power...

      I'm not qualified to go too far with the idea. but A) is it possible to "reset frequency" (I admit the Star Trek inspiration) on a defense laser to bypass a given reflectivity over certain parts of the spectrum, and B) is it possible to develop a deviously flawed or otherwise fundamentally limited countermeasure that we ourselves know the vulnerability of and can thus bypass when it appears in the field?

    4. Re:Once it discovers it, security becomes an issue by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 1

      Just like SDI, the thing is to publish that you have a counter using a technique that you know won't work. Your adversary will then spend all his money trying to duplicate your work.

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    5. Re:Once it discovers it, security becomes an issue by felipekk · · Score: 1

      They are looking for an excuse to get funding for a new form of defense to replace the "old" missile defense system.

    6. Re:Once it discovers it, security becomes an issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By your logic, they shouldn't have developed missile defense in the first place, in case someone else steals the plans by espionage. But, then, they shouldn't have developed missiles in the first place, in case someone stole *those* plans.

  17. why not meta-laser-defense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not put lasers on our weapons that are designed to take out their laser installations?

    1. Re:why not meta-laser-defense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure how you could get a huge heavy laser and it's power up in the air short of something like a hercules (which would be torn apart as soon as the laser spotted it).. Although it does seem like the laser is incredibly vulnerable (what happens if you fired shells from it along the ground - surely the momentum of the projectile wouldn't be entirely deflected by lasers?). You could put it in a ditch and surround it with regular weaponary for defence, I guess..

    2. Re:why not meta-laser-defense? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Direct fire will probably destroy the laser anyway, targetting a shell at a low trajectory won't be as easy due to terrain and much lower time in the air and tanks can load solid projectiles that have no explodable parts once fired.

      Using a ditch would prevent targetting at some lower angles, it might be possible to make a cruise missile fly below the laser's field of fire then.

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  18. Oh no, not in the desert! by bigmacd24 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    America doing weapon's testing in the desert? Yee-gads! It's not like that's where the majority of their theaters have been for the last two decades. Most american bombs are droped in, you guessed it, the desert. And isreal, the only country currently using lasers to defend against active atacks is located in... wait for it... the desert.

    1. Re:Oh no, not in the desert! by ppanon · · Score: 1

      Sure. But deserts also have weather. It may not be moisture, but sand in a sand storm is just as (or more) likely to disperse or attenuate light as moisture is. So while sandstorms are more common in Iraq, they are not unknown in Israel either. So if you timed your attack in the season where sandstorms are common, you would negate a lot of the advantage of these weapons.

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  19. Shark Repellent Spray? by DJStealth · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you repel the sharks, the lasers will go too.

    1. Re:Shark Repellent Spray? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      If you repel the sharks, the lasers will go too.

      I don't know about spray, but I've got this rock that keeps sharks at bay.

      I've had it on my desk for months and in that time I don't think I've seen a single shark come anywhere near it.

  20. Dragged along for the ride by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 5, Insightful
    1. Create an expensive and ostentatious weapons system on which other nations were not willing to squander billions of dollars
    2. Make a cool video about it and circulate it widely. Conceal the real, practical day-to-day performance results.
    3. If a global arms race fails to start, announce that you are also developing a handy-dandy, sure-fire defense against the weapons system only you possess. Caution: increased risk of scam backfiring.
    4. ???
    5. Profit!

    Yet another defense industry scam, and all of us are dragged along for the ride.

    1. Re:Dragged along for the ride by Artaxs · · Score: 1

      The cynic in me can't help but agree with you, but this is the first "evidence" I've seen that such a thing can even work consistently. Given, these are all "staged" successes, but I have to admit that I am now a little more convinced that someday the USA could shoot down a few of those Chinese / Russian / Pakistani(?) nukes in an incoming ICBM attack.

      Also, WarGames was being shown on the big screen for it's 25th anniversary here recently, which reminded me that "close" only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and global thermonuclear war.

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    2. Re:Dragged along for the ride by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better still

      1. Spend many billions attempting to develop laser based weapon to put fear of God into potential enemies
      2. Reveal how stupid the idea is by demonstrating that you have also developed a defence against such weapons - which consists of... er, spraying silver paint on the thing you want to protect.
      3. Profit!

    3. Re:Dragged along for the ride by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1

      You forgot the "???" step. Then again, maybe you didn't. It's the defense industry, after all.

    4. Re:Dragged along for the ride by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
      I know what you mean, but there are enormous flaws in the "rogue missile/nuke" hypothesis. Let's take today's favorite, Iran. Let's pretend that all of the reasonable players in Iran, those who wish to live and see another day, are cast aside, and some bozo manages to fire a Hiroshima-class nuke at Israel on a missile. Let's further assume that it all works reasonably well, and it hits a suburb of Tel Aviv or some such place.

      The US Hawk contingent paints this as the gist of the danger, as if the game stops there. It doesn't, of course. The nuke will cause enormous damage, possibly killing and injuring significantly more people in the first 72 hours than in the historical attacks over half a century ago. What will happen to Iran? Will they smile and congratulate themselves? Will their citizens dance in the streets? Will this inspire a vast new wave of Islamic Extremists who will brag about the defeat of Zionism for centuries to come? No, of course not.

      There will be an immediate backlash against Iran, with almost unanimous international support, formally and informally, inside and outside institutions like the UN and NATO. Within a few weeks, Iran will have no military forces left, because their military and part of their industrial capacity will have been summarily destroyed by one of the most sudden and overwhelming interventions in human history. They will have a caretaker government strictly controlled by outsiders, and they will cease to be a sovereign nation for decades to come.

      I may have some of the story wrong, but it would almost certainly transpire along those rough brush strokes. Now the question is, is it believable that Iran would launch a preemptive nuclear strike on Israel, or any US or European ally or client state?

  21. Environmental Impact by DougF · · Score: 4, Funny

    of chrome would probably rule out using it as a coating/shield. Its tough enough getting EPA approval to use chromium coatings on stuff that isn't going to go BOOM (such as bearings/anti-corrosive coatings, etc), let alone a proposal that says "We'd like to put chrome on artillery rounds so there are lots of opportunities to leach into water supplies, cause cancer, etc."

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    1. Re:Environmental Impact by smidget2k4 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      See depleted uranium bullets.

    2. Re:Environmental Impact by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      In other words, only use it where you shit but not where you eat.

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    3. Re:Environmental Impact by kitgerrits · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In other words, only use it where you shit but not where you eat.

      Do any American troops ever consider the fact that people might be LIVING in that regions after the war ends?
      (That is what you are fighting for, isn't it, the right to live?)

      This is one of the reasons the US is not welcomed with open arms when they're coming to liberate a country.

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    4. Re:Environmental Impact by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1, Insightful

      (That is what you are fighting for, isn't it, the right to live?)

      Yea that and maybe for a drop of oil or two. Actually, ah well, forget about that right-to-live thing...

    5. Re:Environmental Impact by somersault · · Score: 1

      This is one of the reasons the US is not welcomed with open arms when they're coming to liberate a country.

      Seriously? Who wouldn't want to hug an invader with a gun!!? Bunch of frickin' weirdos.

      I don't think these wars are anything about a right to live otherwise there wouldn't be any people dying. Perhaps they are being fought about some nebulous idea of freedom though. *coughoroilcough*

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    6. Re:Environmental Impact by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Who wouldn't want to hug an invader with a gun!!?

      Someone who isn't carrying a few kg of explosives in his jacket.

      Therefore, if you're the invader with the gun, shoot anyone trying to hug you asap.

    7. Re:Environmental Impact by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Do any American troops ever consider the fact that people might be LIVING in that regions after the war ends?

      You must have a different definition of war than they do.

      Also, depleted uranium isn't that radioactive. The real concern is that uranium is poisonous.

    8. Re:Environmental Impact by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      We'd like to put chrome on artillery rounds so there are lots of opportunities to leach into water supplies, cause cancer, etc.

      A common misconception by uninformed people who watched Erin Brockovich. Only hexavalent chromium causes cancer. The only people exposed to hexavalent chromium would be the ones producing the munitions. The people receiving the munitions would receive the chromium metal or chromium(III) which is an essential mineral.

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    9. Re:Environmental Impact by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      P.S. I am considering getting a chrome plated wedding band as it will be shinier and more durable than gold or sliver. If anybody has any thoughts or material suggestions, let me know.

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    10. Re:Environmental Impact by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Imagine this: You have a culture. Let's say, a western culture. You grew up with that culture and for some odd reason, you think it's good. Sure, it ain't perfect, but hey, what is? You have your believes, which may or may not include some sort of God, you have your financial and commercial system which you consider ok, if not good, and you have your country which you consider the best on this planet by default.

      Now someone comes in and says that everything you do is wrong. You're forced to work for The Man and his cronies, they are oppressing you and make you to work for pennies while they get rich, you lack the spiritual guidance of a strong religion and you have to be liberated from such an oppressive and outright spiritually and mentally sickening system.

      Question for 500: Would you fight the Islam invasion? Let's assume for a moment that they and not you have the aircraft carriers, the ICBMs and tanks that outgun yours by a mile.

      Because that's essentially what happens.

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    11. Re:Environmental Impact by fnj · · Score: 1

      of chrome would probably rule out using it as a coating/shield. Its tough enough getting EPA approval to use chromium coatings on stuff that isn't going to go BOOM (such as bearings/anti-corrosive coatings, etc), let alone a proposal that says "We'd like to put chrome on artillery rounds so there are lots of opportunities to leach into water supplies, cause cancer, etc."

      Is the EPA headquarters armored against cruise missile attack? Just saying ...

      Or, as Stalin, asked, "How many divisions does the Pope have?

    12. Re:Environmental Impact by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 2, Informative

      DU rounds (most often as Armor Piercing Fin Stabilized Depleted Uranium Discarding Sabot) are indeed nasty. In some cases, radiation measured at the outside of the shipping container exceeds 0.5 mR/Hr.

      On the other hand, it has better penetration, at longer ranges, than titanium core ammo.

      I imagine the concerns for the folks using this ammo run something like...
      1) Do I need the advantages of this ammo enough to load/use it?
      2) If so, what is it going to do to my (future progeny)?

      I wouldn't even imagine that "what about the locals" even enters into it, particularly if it looks like those same "locals" are shooting at you at the time.

      As for the locals resenting the US military on the basis of uranium rounds? Love it if you'd point me to a specifically reported case of it. After all, they have so many other reasons to resent the US military ("Infidels!", for instance) that it's hard to settle on something so particular.

      If you're thinking "Iraq", you might consider that's the same place that locals stole radioactive material and used it for decorations, or dumped it in the sewer when they found it was bad for them.

    13. Re:Environmental Impact by fnj · · Score: 1

      Do any American troops ever consider the fact that people might be LIVING in that regions after the war ends?
      (That is what you are fighting for, isn't it, the right to live?)

      This is one of the reasons the US is not welcomed with open arms when they're coming to liberate a country.

      They should have thought of that when they provoked us into attacking them.

      /sarcasm ... I think ...

    14. Re:Environmental Impact by kitgerrits · · Score: 1

      Techinicalities aside (UN seems not to consider it a liberation of people)

      Isn't this what the 'Western Civilisation' did a few hundred years back?
      (Africa, India, Korea, Indonesia, South America)
      We even re-drew their borders for them, so villages from opposing countries suddenly became neighbours.

      Do you remember what happened (and is still happening) after we (Western Europe) left?
      (hint: Civil War in America, India, Korea, Indonesia, South America, etc)

      It's not the 'liberation' that's the problem.
      It's the execution of the liberation that's wrong.
      (No support to local civilians, no exit strategy)

      Aside from that, if you wanted to liberate the country, you'd be supplying troops,
      equipment and medical care to the oppressed.
      I don't see the oppressed being helped.

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    15. Re:Environmental Impact by sandysnowbeard · · Score: 1

      Do any American troops ever consider the fact that people might be LIVING in that regions after the war ends? (That is what you are fighting for, isn't it, the right to live?)

      This is one of the reasons the US is not welcomed with open arms when they're coming to liberate a country.

      Ya, it's a good thing the U.S. civil war didn't take place nowadays.

    16. Re:Environmental Impact by Starlet+Monroe · · Score: 1

      I don't recall having ever done this before, but for once I've gotta complain about moderation. +3 Insightful, really? Really?

      Do our troops consider the long-term impacts of their ammo? Does it matter? They don't get to pick their ammo. They don't even get to pick how much of it they use. They don't even necessarily get to pick what gun they use.

      If you want to criticize someone for it, by all means, do it, but go after the people who are actually responsible. Soldiers are just uniformed victims of war.

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    17. Re:Environmental Impact by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      >>This is one of the reasons the US is not welcomed with open arms when they're coming to liberate a country.

      What, we aren't like all those other countries who ARE welcomed with open arms?

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    18. Re:Environmental Impact by StaticEngine · · Score: 1

      Modern Warfare is not about acquiring land for future utilization directly by the citizens of the victor. It is about acquiring access to resources and denying access to everyone else.

    19. Re:Environmental Impact by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's all true, but just the consequence of the original problem.

      And that problem is the attitude that we are in possession of the all encompassing and only truth. That we know how the world works, and that our idea of how it works is the best for everyone. Worse yet, the firm belief that everyone shares this idea, or if they don't, that they will as soon as we can show it to them. If they don't agree, they have to be either brainwashed or they profit from the existing, "inferior" culture.

      The interesting part is that, from their point of view, the same applies to our culture and standards. You could very easily claim that if you support free market economy, you're also either filthy rich and thus profit from it, or you've been brainwashed into believing you could be rich yourself if you worked hard enough, and being poor only means you didn't try hard enough.

      That's the real problem. Also, that we don't even want to "liberate" them. We want to dominate them. No colonial power ever had an exit strategy, simply because it never meant to leave again. And the same still applies. There had been no sensible exit strategy for any "intervention" in recent times because we didn't mean to leave "for real" again. We meant to stay and make sure that first of all we retain a foothold there and our companies get cheap resources and labour.

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    20. Re:Environmental Impact by kitgerrits · · Score: 1

      Try puttin on a blue UN hat and see what happens.

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    21. Re:Environmental Impact by kitgerrits · · Score: 1

      I never meant to blame the soldiers.
      The problem is with the people controlling them and the fact that no-one checks the Guys with the Stripes.
      Our (Dutch) boys got court-martialed after a detailed investigation into a shooting where some sivvies got hurt.

      No-one would dare question a general that decides to fire 4 Hellfires into a single house.
      Those things are meant to blow up a -tank-
      If missile 1 succeeds, missiles 2, 3 and 4 will hit the other nearby houses.

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    22. Re:Environmental Impact by kitgerrits · · Score: 1

      Let's hope they never get to Scorched Earth tactics.
      In the middle east, that could cause a few nasty smoke-plumes.

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    23. Re:Environmental Impact by kitgerrits · · Score: 1

      One other thing:
      Aside from being a general Karma Whore, I'm just glad I seem to have sparked some intelligent converation.

      I don't mind people having a different point of view, but I'd like to know their reason for it and maybe discuss the finer points of it.

      One (probably) American I hold in high regard would be Firethorn, the guy who replied to:
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=631199&cid=24416421
      (He has managed to raise my opinion of the US Armed Forces)

      Opportunist, above, has also made some vey valid points.

      Thanks, everyone, for showing you care.

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    24. Re:Environmental Impact by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      >>Try puttin on a blue UN hat and see what happens.

      From what I've seen in central and east Africa: Absolutely nothing.

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    25. Re:Environmental Impact by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      Let's hope they never get to Scorched Earth tactics. In the middle east, that could cause a few nasty smoke-plumes.
      Damn, I realize it seems like a long time but, hell it's only been 17 years since the end of Desert Storm and by the way get off my lawn.

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    26. Re:Environmental Impact by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Soldiers are just uniformed victims of war.

      I hadn't heard that conscription had been reintroduced. To the best of my knowledge every single American soldier spraying depleted uranium poison across the Middle East volunteered to do it. Blame the government by all means, but the government would find it much more difficult to do such things if they didn't have access to a plentiful supply of hired killers perfectly willing to do their dirty work for them.

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    27. Re:Environmental Impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Condescend much, jackass?

      Do any American troops ever consider the fact that people might be LIVING in that regions after the war ends?

      Of course they do. In fact, they themselves live there during the conflict. However, American troops, like those in any military (even yours!), have very little say in where they go and what they do. Don't blame the troops for doing their job; blame the idiots giving them their orders.

      But then that doesn't fit with your "American troops are all elistist, warmongering bullies" worldview, does it?

      (That is what you are fighting for, isn't it, the right to live?)

      *snort* Pretentious, misleading, and demonstrably wrong all in one statement. I'm impressed.

      This is one of the reasons the US is not welcomed with open arms when they're coming to liberate a country.

      Yet the country being "liberated" is almost always already torn to shreds from internal conflict before America steps in. America's arrival makes for a good scapegoat, though, right? "Oh, this country was butterflies and ponies before America got here!" Revisionist bullshit.

      War is ugly. War shits on everything it touches--people and land alike. Violence in general should be avoided. Too bad humans love using violence to solve problems; often for dodgy reasons. That's human nature.

      Grow up. America is pulling the same stupid stunts every other nation has pulled over the years. They're just better financed than most.

  22. Re:Laser-proof first post by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Your first post is in as much danger from lasers as anything else. Which is none at all. It's been 25 years and untold billions of dollars secretly(gotta love the Cold War) pumped into viable military applications for lasers. What do we have to show for it?!? An entirely-useless-chemical-laser-carrying 747 that:

    1) Has gotten so far in that last 12 years of focused development that it has finished "target illumination" testing.
    2) Has 40 shot maximum payload (according to the entirely optimistic marketers of this project). They admit that it is only really specced for 20 shots now, though.
    3) Does NOT have any variety shark attached to it.

    I think Northrop Grumman, Boeing and all the other defense contractors had the following plan when they met with Reagan:
    1)Convince The Gipper that Green lasers is just what's needed to kill the Red Communists. ("It'd be just like that recent film by that young George Lucas, and we know how much you love movies, Mr. President."
    2) (optional) ???
    3) Profit!!!

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  23. spinning ballistic missiles? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    I'm no rocket scientist but...

    Spinning something as large as a ballistic missile, in the boost phase which is when these lasers are useful as well as when the rocket is full of fuel and rather heavy, might conceivably produce gyroscopic effects which could increase trajectory calculation complexity quite a bit?

    Just throwing that out as a possibility.

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    1. Re:spinning ballistic missiles? by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      I posted upthread about this, but after watching TFV(ideo) again i'm certain about it. A mere 40ish seconds in there's a slow motion shot of a rocket firing, and if you watch the rear stabilizers you can quite clearly see that the rocket is rotating very rapidly. So yes, rockets/missiles can spin.

    2. Re:spinning ballistic missiles? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the gyroscopic effects do increase the trajectory calculation complexity, but they probably also increase the range. That would make them a Good Thing and worth the extra CPU power required.

    3. Re:spinning ballistic missiles? by Heather+D · · Score: 1

      It would increase the time needed to destroy the missle/bomb, but as others have mentioned, most missles already spin in flight in order to enhance range. I'm not sure about bombs though, but I don't think they do, in which case it would benefit them too. They'd still be easier to track than artillery shells or missles as they are considerably slower.

  24. EESTOR by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If EEstor is real, no doubt the feds are going to buy a lot of this. We have railguns and lasers coming on line. Our new DDX will have both. The ABL is designed not to just shoot rockets, but also to take out sats (it is flying at 40-50K feet; a great deal less atmosphere). And of course, our f22 were designed to handle lasers and we will shortly have them on their. My understanding is that future guns for the F22 will also be rail guns. Funny thing is, that most countries are gearing up with crewed planes. We are moving towards automated because we have figured it out that a human is not going to be able to manuever fast enough to avoid these things. But an automated system combined with a remote pilot, just might. Even the M1 is to be modified for these. And EEStor may make it all possible. All these toys will be held back for the next real war (and not just a bungled invasion). I think that any pres that tries to bring these forward for something as small as Iraq/Afghanistan would be lynched by the DOD.

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    1. Re:EESTOR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The F-22 won't. The F-35 will. The variants without the liftfan will have over 35,000 HP (26 megawatts) available for whatever directed energy weapon can fit in that space.

    2. Re:EESTOR by x1n933k · · Score: 1

      Best redneck response ever. '..their'(instead of there) 'pres' '...sats at 40-50k' Classic, tell me you're real!

      [J]

    3. Re:EESTOR by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Best redneck response ever. '..their'(instead of there) 'pres' '...sats at 40-50k' Classic, tell me you're real!
      Total A55hole (or simply a troll) response. The on their was part of a difference sentence that I forgot to delete (it was late and I was working on a different project). The pres and sats comes about because I have been on the net since the 80s. Some words of mine tend towards abbreviation. And yet, you knew what they were.

      One day, I hope others figure out why the net breeds ppl like you. Long ago, the net actually discouraged flamewars and to have ppl assume the best. Now, ppl like you assume the worst and use insults when not needed. Is it the net, or simply your lack of manners and education?

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    4. Re:EESTOR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've also been on the Internet since the early 1980s, and I think anyone who types 'ppl' for 'people' is an idiot.

    5. Re:EESTOR by x1n933k · · Score: 1
      I wasn't exactly trying to make things personal. It was just that if you read you're original post out loud with a southern accent you'd fit the stereotype.

      I congratulate you on your 20+ years of Internet service but after all your years, haven't you learned that in a Public FORUM, such as this one, tends have people that do not use abbreviations because it is a poor way to express an educated opinion.

      I highly doubt you're writing on a cell-phone or your Myspace wall, so flame me all you want. I thought your post was foolish and was written, by a redneck. No sources, poor grammar, and interesting choice of abbrivations.

      Don't be ashamed, it's alright.

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  25. Re:Laser-proof first post by WindBourne · · Score: 3, Informative
    In response to the American Strategic Defence Initiative and continued military use of the shuttle, the Soviet Union fired a 'warning shot' from the Terra-3 laser complex at Sary Shagan. The facility tracked Challenger with a low power laser on 10 October 1984. This caused malfunctions to on-board equipment and discomfort / temporary blinding of the crew, leading to a US diplomatic protest.
    And that was just the soviet union in 1984.

    Pentagon confirms Beijing's anti-satellite laser
    This was in china in 2005 (confirmed in 2006).

    Now, we have an "entirely-useless-chemical-laser-carrying 747"????
    1. Exactly what do you think that is for? Rockets in boost? A laser in space would do a better job. Have you looked closely at the turitt on the front. Surprise, it can point and shoot UPWARDS. Now we have the ability to take ALL chinese sats around the world, not just approaching our soil.
    2. Do you think that this is our ONLY laser? What exactly do you think happened in 1977, when Carter found out that USSR had a ground based laser? This is the man responsible for stealth aircrafts. He is the one that wanted to remove all of the large naval ships except for aircraft carriers and SSBN, and move to smaller heavily automated crafts that worked together (surprise; that is the navy that we are moving to now). Take a trip to Alaska sometime. Wonderful things up there to see (or perhaps NOT to see).
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  26. Best Offense Is a Good Defense by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Informative

    what they are already very good at -- shooting things out of the sky with a laser.

    No, the Pentagon still sucks at shooting things out of the sky with a laser. They are excellent at spending $BILLIONS on trying, over and again, for decades.

    Maybe they're laser-proofing everything because they're so bad at lasering stuff that they're afraid they'll laser our own stuff. At the very least, it's innovation in spending $BILLIONS on lasers.

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    1. Re:Best Offense Is a Good Defense by strelitsa · · Score: 1

      No, the Pentagon still sucks at shooting things out of the sky with a laser.

      BS. On what are you basing that statement? That's like saying that the Pentagon still sucks at mining Helium3 on the Moon. Yes it does, but that's only because they're not actually doing it very much if at all. When the Pentagon DOES test laser defense technologies, it tends to do very well.

      All of the unclassified literature I've been seeing seems to confirm that the various US laser defense technologies have been very successful in testing to date.

      http://www.fas.org/spp/military/program/asat/971022-miracl-mr.htm

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_Defense_Initiative

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/2407807.stm

      Frankly, its none of your business what is being said in the classified literature about the results of laser testing.

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    2. Re:Best Offense Is a Good Defense by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Frankly, its none of your business what is being said in the classified literature about the results of laser testing.

      You start off accusing me (falsely) of a straw man, then end off lecturing me in some straw man about my business with classified laser testing literature.

      What a bunch of "malarkey".

      The Star Wars tests for 25 years have consistently failed to shoot down anything except the most carefully controlled test targets. The tests are usually faked, propaganda to keep spending those $BILLIONS on a defense system that is instead provocative, and worse than useless. That wasted money spent on crony defense contractors is all that Start Wars is ever good for.

      But you ridiculous Republicans keep demanding it. You've been wrong about everything else, especially with such huge price tags, so why shouldn't you insist on more Star Wars boondoggles?

      Frankly, you should stop talking like your made-up pronouncements on national "defense" and what business Americans have in debunking it are worth listening to.

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    3. Re:Best Offense Is a Good Defense by strelitsa · · Score: 0

      You start off accusing me (falsely) of a straw man

      I accused you of nothing but confusing opinion with fact. You posted opinion, I posted fact to counter it. So I'll ask again - on what do you base your statement that "the Pentagon still sucks at shooting things out of the sky with a laser"? If its strictly your opinion, then you know what they say about opinions - everybody has one but only a select few use Tucks to keep them clean.

      then end off lecturing me in some straw man about my business with classified laser testing literature.

      What I said was the truth. You are in no position to know anything about the classified literature in the field of US laser technologies. You're some anonymous loudmouth tool on the Internet with an opinion, and clearly don't have the "need to know" such sensitive information.

      The Star Wars tests for 25 years have consistently failed to shoot down anything except the most carefully controlled test targets.

      A lie, easily refuted by the links I provided.

      But you ridiculous Republicans keep demanding it.

      You assume a lot, anonymous loudmouth tool on the Internet.

      Frankly, you should stop talking like your made-up pronouncements on national "defense" and what business Americans have in debunking it are worth listening to.

      Not on your best day and me on my worst, tool.

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    4. Re:Best Offense Is a Good Defense by kahei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So pathetic, it *hurts*! This is what the internet is truly for!

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    5. Re:Best Offense Is a Good Defense by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "star wars" "missile defense" (failed OR failure)

      Secret tests have succeeded? Well, I have a secret plan to end the war. Just like Nixon did in Vietnam in 1968.

      You Republicans don't even have new lies.

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    6. Re:Best Offense Is a Good Defense by strelitsa · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting how you're now moving the goal posts in this discussion. You originally decried the alleged inability of the Pentagon to use lasers specifically as a point defense in the parent, but now apparently feel the need to include all "Star Wars" technologies in your condemnation.

      Well, the rest of us can use Google too.

      "star wars" "missile defense" (successful OR success)

      But fear not - it looks like you've got a few sheep with some mod points to burn on your side. Karma whores and bomb-throwers on Slashdot are actually quite adept at that in my experience, so relax - you've got at least one competency you can brag about today.

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    7. Re:Best Offense Is a Good Defense by strelitsa · · Score: 1

      I wasn't originally going to say anything myself. But it takes a big man to own up to his own inadequacies, so I congratulate you, big man.

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    8. Re:Best Offense Is a Good Defense by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

      No, the lasers shooting things down are the essence of Star Wars. Even if you can find lots of pages saying it worked, all it takes is a few saying it doesn't work to show that it's a boondoggle.

      Which is also the essence of the Star Wars boondoggle itself. Unless the missile shield is 100.000% effective, the percentage of missiles that will get through will encourage more missile production by the enemy. Which is exactly why Star Wars had any benefit at all when it was originally pursued: it incited the Soviets to make more weapons, to expand the "error rate" into a significant threat of many penetrating missiles. Since the Soviets already had tens of thousands of missiles, the shield started out as penetrable. Even a single missile hitting a US city, or anywhere in the US or Europe, would be an unacceptable catastrophe. But that would be the risk, a risk even greater because Star Wars would encourage such brinksmanship. But Star Wars "worked" by bankrupting the Soviets in the arms race it escalated. Now it's just bankrupting the US.

      Of course, that's what you Republicans do best: bankrupt the US by cranking up our national security risks past the maximum.

      You Republicans have also kicked the hornets nest and inflamed this Terror War beyond all manageability, too. I know that boom was largely an unexpected windfall for Halliburton and Northrup, a distraction from the Star Wars plan. But we can't even afford your boondoggle Terror War. Stacking Star Wars atop it is like running your SUV on "vacuum power" after you've burned all the fumes in your gas tank. I know you Republicans are working that angle as hard and fast as you can still con the 23% of Americans who can't spell their own name. But the rest of us paying attention know that it's a total failure.

      Which is why I'm getting +mods. You've turned yourself out as a standard issue Republican warmonger. You're not going to get a lightsaber with this Star Wars plan, you know. All you're going to get is another $TRILLION boondoggle that endangers us even more. I know you love that, too. But the rest of us are on to you and your tricks.

      Keep your Dark Side to yourself. You had your Cheney. Now the rest of us have to pick up the pieces, without more science fiction foreign/defense policy.

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    9. Re:Best Offense Is a Good Defense by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      What the hell is with all that "you republicans" bullshit?

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    10. Re:Best Offense Is a Good Defense by strelitsa · · Score: 1

      The last word of your post is self-explanatory. Doc Ruby apparently believes that I'm Karl Rove. Patently untrue of course - I haven't stomped on any baby kittens in at least 3 hours.

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    11. Re:Best Offense Is a Good Defense by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      25 years? Faugh.

      There were firearms thousands of years ago. It's only within the last two hundred years or so that they were developed to the point of being militarily useful.

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    12. Re:Best Offense Is a Good Defense by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Exactly correct. Hundreds of years from now, Star Wars missile defense might be militarily useful. Right now it's only good for very expensive fireworks.

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    13. Re:Best Offense Is a Good Defense by avandesande · · Score: 1

      How long did it take bell labs to bring fiber optic telecommunications? Decades, and billions of dollars.

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    14. Re:Best Offense Is a Good Defense by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      That wasn't my tax money.

      And when it was, that was wrong.

      Besides, $BILLIONS for fiber that generates $TRILLIONS when it mostly works isn't $TRILLIONS that generates total destruction when it mostly works.

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    15. Re:Best Offense Is a Good Defense by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Sure, but you won't get to 'militarily useful' without going through the 'very expensive fireworks' stage. Paying your dues, and all that.

      After all, for the longest time, all gunpowder/blackpowder was good for was making...well, very expensive fireworks. I mean, what does it tell you that 'The Three Musketeers,' as in 'The Three Guys In The Elite Musket Regiment of the Army, Who's Job Is To Shoot Muskets' were known for their swordwork?

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    16. Re:Best Offense Is a Good Defense by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      It's a low priority. We've got a lot more higher priority missions that cost a lot less.

      If they spent the past decade's Star Wars budget over a century instead, it would still have cost us more than it would cost us to recruit, train and use a thousand assassins to penetrate Pakistan and destroy the Qaeda community there that is our #1 threat.

      Star Wars is not measured by success in developing anything. It is entirely rigged to just spend money on defense contractors.

      If we're going to invest money to develop Star Wars tech because it would be good to eventually do it, we can invest 10x as much in the NASA civilian development of space first, as a platform for whatever military is necessary and affordable after our other military and NASA missions are complete.

      But there's still not going to be any application for the Star Wars strategy that just incites our enemies to either multiply their warhead count, or to improve other WMD delivery like smuggling part by part inside oil tankers or other cargo ships. No application other than defense contractor welfare, anyway.

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  27. Use an optical cloaking device by yorkshiredale · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If you can wrap the missile in an optical cloaking device (http://www.physorg.com/news94744716.html) then the incoming laser energy should just 'flow' around the body of the missile and exit the other side.

    The resulting dispersal of the laser energy would prevent the missile from being seriously damaged.

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    1. Re:Use an optical cloaking device by Nazlfrag · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or perhaps just use transparent materials. World War III will be fought with Molotov cocktails.

    2. Re:Use an optical cloaking device by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Does it flow without "friction"? At these energies even a minor inefficiency can have catastrophic effects.

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    3. Re:Use an optical cloaking device by stjobe · · Score: 3, Informative

      "I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
      -- Albert Einstein

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  28. wow, how much dps can that thing tank? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    couldn't help myself :D

  29. Is it ready for real-world testing? by Kreplock · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Give it a week near the Gaza Strip, for a daily workout.

  30. I guess they'll put ray shielding on the planes by AndresCP · · Score: 1

    But they'll still be vulnerable to attacks with proton torpedoes.

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    1. Re:I guess they'll put ray shielding on the planes by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      Then it's a fortunate thing their enemies don't have photon torpedoes, eh.

      Oh, wait...

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  31. The Scots had anti-laser defences centuries ago by chebucto · · Score: 2, Funny

    In battle, they would don a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.

    A more modern tack might simply be to let Frank Ghery design the bomb casing. The high-strength reflective materials would avert damage, while the deconstructionist curved form would, with luck, send the beam back to the attackers, using their own laser against them like in a cliched Star Trek episode.

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  32. How to beat it? by ivoras · · Score: 1
    1. It won't work when it's cloudy
    2. Hope there are no aircraft in the empty space accidentally covered by the laser beam
    3. Just paint the shells blue. The trick isn't in making the projectile mirror back the laser, it's in making it stealthy enough not to be recognizable and trackable.
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    1. Re:How to beat it? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Do you think anyone uses optical sensors on these, even worse, ones that can't tell an object from the sky when it's blue? Ever heard of RADAR?

      The likelyhood of aircraft being between the plaser and the projectile is low and even if, you just wait a moment until positions have changed.

      This laser operates at a frequency not affected by clouds.

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    2. Re:How to beat it? by MagdJTK · · Score: 1

      Just paint the shells blue. The trick isn't in making the projectile mirror back the laser, it's in making it stealthy enough not to be recognizable and trackable.

      I believe the video demonstrates that the system uses infra-red to track the projectiles.

  33. Bad timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn, and this right after I invested all my money in shark lasers.

  34. Blimp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mount lasers on something large and slow like an airship heavy transport. Maybe you could cover the airship with photoelectric material to gather solar energy, to power the laser.

    1. Re:Blimp by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 3, Funny

      Fit them with semiconductor lasers and they'd be LED Zeppelins.

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    2. Re:Blimp by db32 · · Score: 1

      Someone should kill you for that. Seriously... And NO there will be no Stairway to Heaven after your death!

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  35. Well played, sir... by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 3, Informative

    Your use of a conspiratorial tone in combination with a series of rhetorical questions and vague, but scary, implications in the text you quoted have swayed some of the moderators. Well played, indeed! To that I can only respond, from your own sources:

    From the Terra-3 page of your "Encyclopedia Astronautica":
    The first applications would have to be limited to anti-satellite, and then primarily to blind optical sensors --Hmmmm...a high-powered flashlight...
    Remember: from your own quote it was not "discomfort and temporary blinding" but instead there was a "/" in there. Meaning that the discomfort was the temporary blinding.

    Alas, your Register article doesn't fare much better in supporting your beautifully possible theories if you read past the first line. Heres's the second line for your benefit:
    The high-powered light was able to blind onboard cameras, acknowledged National Reconnaissance Office director Donald Kerr...
    So, if this is the best you have to show, I'm afraid, despite how incredibly impressive really bright lights are, I'll stand by my previous statements about the uselessness of the current military laser technology. Except for what the Men In Black have, of course.

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  36. So what happens when... by Nullav · · Score: 1

    ...everyone has laser-proof missiles?

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  37. As a former artilleryman... by gillbates · · Score: 5, Informative

    I say, good luck!.

    Even a modest artillery battery, on a bad day, with the hot, dusty wind in their face and half their crew asleep, can manage to put 18 rounds downrange, per minute. With a 30 second flight time (hey, it varies with range), you've got less than two seconds per projectile if you're going to destroy them all. And the laser takes several seconds per round to destroy it. And that's without the coating.

    So here's what you do: you fire a 'smurf' round - that is, a hollow steel round as your first projectile. Because it doesn't have any explosive, the laser will track it and burn it until it hits the ground, paving the way for the remaining rounds to come through without any problem.

    Granted, I think lasers are cool and all, but we already have anti-rocket systems like the Navy's phalanx which seem to be much more effective. The problem is that something like a 3000 rpm chain gun can put more energy on the target than most tactical lasers. Even more embarassing, a .50 cal round can pierce 2 inches of solid steel at ranges greater than 3 kilometers. A single .50 cal round impacting nose of an artillery shell would detonate it instantly. Why not use those precision servos to direct a weapon with real takedown power? Ballistic flight trajectories aren't that hard to calculate.

    And unlike the laser, artillery can hit things beyond visual range, in places obstructed from direct line of sight. Put yourself in a valley, and your laser defense system might not even track the round until its already too late. I think it's a step in the right direction, but they clearly need much more powerful lasers to be practical.

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    1. Re:As a former artilleryman... by khallow · · Score: 1

      I see serious problems with either system. A phallanx type system throws a lot of rounds downrange. Those have to end up somewhere. A clever enemy might fire from the direction of a neighborhood or school, for example. Reflection scatter from a laser based system especially when focused on reflective rounds might be intense enough (even if the laser is in infrared or other invisible frequencies) to permanently damage unprotected eyesight. Either way, you can cause considerable damage to innocent bystanders.

    2. Re:As a former artilleryman... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect that's the idea---the weapon shown in the video is a testbed, not a final product.

      I suspect the three real reasons that they're pursuing lasers over, say, chainguns are:

      1)Windage
      2)Viability for use in the vicinity of civilians---no one's going to blame the military for bits of flaming enemy weaponry, but they do tend to get a bit huffy when .50 cal rounds land on schools five miles away.
      3)Lasers are cool.

      I think if we ever see a system like this deployed, it will have a much more powerful laser on it, just as you suggest.

      On the other hand, I'd rather they invested in ballistic weaponry for this purpose, too.

    3. Re:As a former artilleryman... by mikeage · · Score: 1

      While the US may or may not have this as a concern, the threat (and still not unheard of, despite the "ceasefire") that Israel has certainly involves morters and rockets being launched from inside residential neighborhoods, schools, etc.

      Showering the launch site (or worse, some point beyond it) with anti-missile rounds is NOT a reasonable option.

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    4. Re:As a former artilleryman... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      "Granted, I think lasers are cool and all, but we already have anti-rocket systems like the Navy's phalanx which seem to be much more effective."

      People keep posting about the effectiveness of phalanx, and it IS awesome.

      However, one would have to be particularly oblivious to not notice the advantages in a CIWS system that DOESN'T throw 3000x19g = 57 kg of lead into the sky or about 45000 kJ of energy ... that has to fall down somewhere else.

      First time I saw a phalanx in operation, I was like 'wow'.
      Second time, I thought that if I was a terrorist attacking a US base and wanting to make the locals hate it, I'd try to figure out some way to put up just dumb, resistant rounds to make that sucker fire CONSTANTLY. 5 minutes of fire from a phalanx could obliterate a neighborhood at the far end of its arc of fire.

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    5. Re:As a former artilleryman... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what if they have 2 lasers? Then you fire 2 smurf rounds right?

      how about if they have 200 lasers? You fire 200 smurf rounds? When do you ever have a chance to fire your real rounds?

      Also, ballistic flight trajectories might not be hard to calculate, but you've forgotten to take into account your .50 cal round having its own trajectory and flight time, which can be unpredictable even at 300m, let alone 3km.

    6. Re:As a former artilleryman... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      While the US may or may not have this as a concern, the threat (and still not unheard of, despite the "ceasefire") that Israel has certainly involves morters and rockets being launched from inside residential neighborhoods, schools, etc.

      Showering the launch site (or worse, some point beyond it) with anti-missile rounds is NOT a reasonable option.

      In the short term, you're right.

      But in the long run, it's better to obliterate the launch point no matter what's there. And then obliterate the news media that shows up to stage fauxtography events.

      Yeah, it's really cruel. But it will only happen once or twice.

      Because eventually, the next time a Hamas or Hezbollah mortar or rocket team starts setting up, the locals will reach for their AK47s and give the whackos a few 7.62mm headaches. And "reporters" who are supposed to report facts will know that if they allow themselves to be used by one side in a conflict, they will be treated as a member of that side, which they de facto are anyway.

      And then we'd have "cease fires" where the firing actually, you know, ceased.

      There's a fundamental problem with the type of proportional response today's media environment puts on democratic governments responding to attacks. Such forces allow aggressors like Hezbollah to dictate the conditions of an armed conflict.

      And if you don't think Hezbollah is the aggressor, you know nothing about fundamental Islamic theology. Hezollah's publicly-stated goal, based on Islamic theology, is the obliteration of Israel and its population - otherwise known as genocide.

    7. Re:As a former artilleryman... by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Why even bother with the "Smurf" round? They can't cope with more than one round headed their way, send more than one round their way.

      At this point, it's incredibly easy to overwhelm laser defenses. Just shoot more.

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    8. Re:As a former artilleryman... by splutty · · Score: 1

      The smurf round doesn't actually explode (it has no charge), so there is no visual or otherwise useful feedback it's been destroyed.

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    9. Re:As a former artilleryman... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I can say is what goes up must come down
      and no tin foil hat will protect you

    10. Re:As a former artilleryman... by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      >>Put yourself in a valley, and your laser defense system might not even track the round until its already too late.

      If you're based in a valley, it's already too late.

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    11. Re:As a former artilleryman... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, you've got to walk before you can run.

      i personally have high hopes for the gauss guns, but only time will tell. alot of good military ideas have gone the way of the dodo because they offer a solution for a problem which doesn't really exist. see caseless ammo for instance.

    12. Re:As a former artilleryman... by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      I see serious problems with either system. A phallanx type system throws a lot of rounds downrange. Those have to end up somewhere. A clever enemy might fire from the direction of a neighborhood or school, for example.

      No, the rounds self detonate, thats the multiple pops you hear after a phalanx firing.

    13. Re:As a former artilleryman... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lasers do have one small advantage if your forward base is close to a populated area. You've got to consider that the stream from the 50cal firehose that doesn't kill the projectile keeps going somewhere. So it wouldn't take too many mortar attempts before all your defensive batteries seriously wears out your welcome with the local civilians. At least if a laser isn't 100% successful, it's likely to go out into empty space instead of destroying the surrounding neighborhood. If you don't have any effective lasers, and good PR and rapport building is a mission objective, then you're pretty much stuck with hunkering down behind a sandbag and taking one for the team than risking incidents with an active defense system.

      However, if you're located such that your base is the only thing of value within the trajectory of phalanx based defensive batteries, then sure - it's probably better to go with that. They work great for ships with miles of open ocean around.

    14. Re:As a former artilleryman... by khallow · · Score: 1

      Oh I see from googling around what you're talking about. That's a clever idea. The US Army version of the Phalanx system uses something called HEIT-SD rounds ("High Explosive Incendiary Tracer - Self Destruct") which self-destruct upon burnout of the tracer.

  38. Sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet I can figure it out. I'll just need one of those lasers they're talking about, for testing purposes ;)

  39. the battle isnt going to be won on the field by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    its going to be won in the economic arena, and the US is losing. in 30 years, we will have only fry cooks and customer service reps, everything else will have een outsourced or made automatic. a bunker will hold about 5000 computer/robot engineers, and massive hospitals will form the basis of the economy, as there will be no other jobs.

    meanwhile, china will have a base on the moon, and still have only invaded tibet, and no other countries. but at least they cant shoot us with a laser.

    1. Re:the battle isnt going to be won on the field by ErkDemon · · Score: 1

      Ah, but by then, we'll probably be subcontracting the construction of the laser to China anyway.

  40. Real Genius? by karlwilson · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure Mitch Taylor and Christopher Knight can solve this problem. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Genius

  41. Yawn by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We already grow enough crops. Hunger is a politically created distribution problem, not a problem of lack of food.

    Every time this comes up someone trots out "it's a distribution problem, not a production problem" line.

    Here's a clue for you, while better distribution might be one part of the solution, so is more production, ie production where food is needed.

    Any solution based on distribution is inevitably reliant on political goodwill. Production can empower people so that they aren't so dependant on ongoing political goodwill.

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    1. Re:Yawn by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      Production can empower people so that they aren't so dependant on ongoing political goodwill.

      Tell that to all the little despots who are doing their best to keep their population from feeding itself. They have plenty of reason to keep the population dependent on political goodwill, else they'd be out of power in no time.

    2. Re:Yawn by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We already grow enough crops. Hunger is a politically created distribution problem, not a problem of lack of food.

      Every time this comes up someone trots out "it's a distribution problem, not a production problem" line.

      Probably because it's the truth.

      Here's a clue for you, while better distribution might be one part of the solution, so is more production, ie production where food is needed.

      True, but the problem still isn't that the technology or capability to grow that food isn't there.

      Any solution based on distribution is inevitably reliant on political goodwill. Production can empower people so that they aren't so dependant on ongoing political goodwill.

      Got news for ya, bunkie. Any solution *period* is inevitably reliant on political goodwill. Your assertion is incorrect; production can't happen without ongoing political goodwill either. The reason these people can't grow their own food is that the local warlord comes and burns the crops to serve his own political ends.

    3. Re:Yawn by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

      Your assertion is incorrect;

      You'll notice I said "aren't so dependant".

      Local production requires local political goodwill to be sustainable.
      Distribution requires both local and external political goodwill to continue.

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  42. phew... by sir+fer · · Score: 1
    I'm just glad to know that we have even fewer ways of fighting back against the fascist/militaristic/imperialist forces of the United States.

    God bless AmerIsrael and to hell with everyone else!

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  43. Re:Laser-proof first post by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

    Yes of course, there's no evidence that we have more lasers so the obvious conclusion is that we have a lot more useful lasers that the government is hiding from us because they're classified.

    You know, we also have no evidence that the military has gundam warriors... they must obviously have a huge fleet of them... they're just classified, that's why you haven't seen them.

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  44. Stay by the phone by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 2, Funny

    With amazing insights like those I'm sure you'll have a lucrative defence job offer very shortly.

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  45. Now the enemy has lasers? by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

    I wasn't aware that there was any other unfriendly nation with any type of offensive or defensive laser. Seems like more military spending on something that we'll never use because some jackass in the government got freaked about about "terrorists with lasers".

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  46. VINDICATION AT LAST!..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1, Funny

    I finally have a reason to justify my owning a pair of those polarized, reflective shades from the 1980's!

    Slap a pair of those rad-fashion babies on a missile and will not only be laser proof, but it'll look *cool* at the same time!

    To quote The Great M.C. Hammer: "Can't touch this!"

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  47. Keep burning that money. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The USAF has had no purpose for the last, oh let's say, fifty years beyond spending money to develop defenses against threats that don't exist.

  48. boom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the military has been using gimble mounted lasers to fry the circuts of missile starting back in the early 90's

    any simple sheilding from such divice is quite easy

    now let's just focus on lasers as offencive weponse

  49. OMFG~!!!!11 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMFG LAZERZ!!!11!1!

  50. Fiction becomes reality by MrDiablerie · · Score: 1

    Looks like it's time to develop Glitter Boys.

  51. EM radiation reflective plating by Mhtsos · · Score: 1

    will they go for EM resistant coating or thermal?

  52. And again by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's not a crop growing problem. The problem isn't that crops can't be grown in Africa, for example. The problem is that the governments there are unwilling to do so. A good example is Zimbabwe. It used to be the bread basket of Africa. It was like the farm states in the US. However, Mugabe has put a stop to that. Now they are a net food importer and their production is next to nothing.

    Food shortage these days really isn't a problem of production. We have the technology and the land to handle it. It is a problem of distribution. The places with large starving populations have governments that are not interested in allowing the problem to be solved, or sometimes have no real government at all and are anarchys more or less.

    This isn't an easy "just throw money at it" kind of problem.

    1. Re:And again by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

      A good example is Zimbabwe

      Really? It looks like a counter-example to me. Lack of food in Zimbabwe clearly is a production problem. Zimbabwe can produce but isn't, therefore there is a production problem.

      Solving the Zimbabwe food problem through distribution will only result in the people there becoming increasingly dependent.

      Certainly, fixing things there is no easy task. The place is a basket case and if (or when) some political stability can be reached a whole agricultural industry needs rebuilding pretty much from the ground up. An enormous amount of agricultural knowledge and capability has simply gone.

      However that is the only long term solution. Distributing food there (whether bought or as aid) doesn't solve anything in the long term, it may keep people alive but it will keep them poor and dependent.

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    2. Re:And again by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      Actually, last I checked there wasn't enough arable land to support the entire population of the world in the style that 'us in the first world countries' are used to.

    3. Re:And again by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Really? Who did you check with? Perhaps you should check again; you might've misheard him.

    4. Re:And again by The+Dancing+Panda · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's completely incorrect.

    5. Re:And again by Sobrique · · Score: 1
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arable_land says we have 19,824,000km^2. Approximately 2 billion hectares.

      http://www.maropeng.co.za/index.php/exhibition_guide/footprint/ implies we use 'around' 2.2 hectares per person for the typical American lifestyle. (Other sources quote number as

      http://www.unesco.org/education/tlsf/TLSF/theme_b/mod09/uncom09t05bod.htm has the mean as 1.8 hectares per person available.

      http://www.optimumpopulation.org/opt.md.suspop.13Dec07.pdf - is a bit more of a scientific analysis, on a related point, but isn't looking at quite the same thing - conclusion is approximately the same though - the world cannot support the current population at the top level of lifestyle.

      This may not be quite what I said, but ... distribution isn't the _only_ problem we (and by 'we' I mean, those who aren't currently enjoying the rather nice lifestyles) face.

      I'll troll for better sources when I finish work, as I'm fairly sure I've seen this question before (and it'd be nice to have sources on hand)

    6. Re:And again by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, it's a political problem, not a production problem. If they hadn't seized all the farms and kicked out the farmers, production would still be high. The land is still there, capable of producing food, it's just that the politicians have given the land to people too stupid to use the land properly, so there's no food being produced.

      In time, it won't be that much of a problem. The people, who chose the political leaders who chose this suicidal move, will starve, leaving less population to feed. That's the only solution I can see, unless you think that invading and "liberating" them is the answer. That hasn't seemed to work well in the past. The people there chose their leadership, and now they have to suffer the consequences.

  53. hmm, I wonder why the US... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and Isn'treal are working so closely together on this. I'm not aware of any force in the world capable of doing any significant damage to either country besides China, Russia, India, Pakistan and recently N Korea - though NK is a joke really.
    The most harm possible to US and Israel is this kind of brinksmanship they continually engage in.
    Break ties with Israel now. They are a rogue nation to rival any. Before it is too late.
    This is common sense. You know it is.

  54. spray by sporkme · · Score: 0

    get me my shark repellent bat spray...
    get me my laser repellent satellite spray.

  55. Plywood- no I'm not joking by LM741N · · Score: 3, Informative

    My brother, a University professor, who had a big laser laboratory, covered all the walls with plywood. What happens is that when a strong laser beam hits the wood, the glue vaporizes and spreads out the beam so its rendered much less concentrated. The cheapest laser defense in the world.

    1. Re:Plywood- no I'm not joking by thedistrict · · Score: 1

      If the anti-laser technology becomes more researched and practiced eventually it becomes a commodity on weapons and we need to move on to something else. That's just the way this cycles works.

    2. Re:Plywood- no I'm not joking by hankwang · · Score: 1

      Here in the laser lab, we often use white paper for temporary blocking laser beams up to 10 W/cm2. There is almost no absorption for visible and near-infrared light so that it just scatters the light to mostly harmless. I don't know what kind of wavelength your brother uses in his lab, but wood has a tendency to turn black after prolongued exposure, which makes it only absorb more light. I find the idea that glue vapor can spread out a laser beam enough to make it harmless rather unlikely.

      The military tactical high-energy laser appears to emit radiation at a wavelength around 4 micrometers. That is something that gets absorbed pretty well by typical paint materials (all kinds of organic molecules), but shiny silver or gold will reflect 99% of it and most other clean metal surfaces well above 90% as well. It appears that the laser is in the 10--100 kW range [THEL description], so reducing the impacted energy to less than 1 kW will make a big difference.

  56. Who's going to see the IR? by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    Don't know about you but I can't see infra red and unless thermal imaging cameras (not near infra red gun sights, we're talking far infra red) become standard issue I don't see this happening.

    1. Re:Who's going to see the IR? by SunTzuWarmaster · · Score: 1

      I can help you!

      http://www.google.com/products?hl=en&resnum=0&q=infrared+night+vision+goggles&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=product_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title

      They are expensive, but not out of the question when you are talking about a (likely) million dollar laser.

    2. Re:Who's going to see the IR? by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Those are either image intensifies or near infrared. Neither of which will see far infra red laser light.

    3. Re:Who's going to see the IR? by somersault · · Score: 1

      They are expensive

      $169 isn't expensive for me, let alone the American army :p

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    4. Re:Who's going to see the IR? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      oh I don't know about that Cadillac had thermal imagining on cars for what a decade or so, or maybe some wii handles would work. $50 Million Laser vs. $2K thermal tracker, somebody will figure it out.

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  57. I think they mean mm not metres by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    Otherwise some FM radio listeners could be in for a surprise during the testing!

  58. That would make a good episode of CSI by patio11 · · Score: 2, Funny

    But for the whole implausibility factor. I mean, I can only suspend my disbelief so far:

    "the Lebanese army guys measured the angle of the holes at the bottom of the impact craters made by the fuse assemblies being blown into the ground"

    Yeah. Granted if your calculations are thrown off my five degrees by something irregular -- say, I don't know, an explosion -- you get garbage data which broadens your "X marks the spot" to a few square miles, which is about what you could have guessed given that the shells appear to be coming from thataway and you presumably have a rough idea of how far they could travel. But don't worry, Horatio Caine is on the case, and can infer from the fact that the pollen grain of a deusexis machinus was on one of the spent shell casings that the adversary must have been shooting from next to the greenhouse, on a Thursday, when the gardener was taking his lunch outside.

  59. Well done the US by dugeen · · Score: 1

    It's not as if the Israelis need anti-laser defences. Their continuing campaign of ethnic cleansing against the Palestinians just needs more guns and fighter jets. But hats off to the the US military for their forward thinking in case the Palestinians somehow get hold of lasers.

  60. Learn from the palestineans by sturle · · Score: 1

    Israeli and palestinians on the borders to the West bank and Gaza are firing home made rockets at each other all the time, and this laser is incapable of shooting them down. I guess the palestinians have discovered a simple way to outsmart it. Israel -> Palestine: http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-07/21/content_8741605.htm Palestine -> Israel: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,370701,00.html

  61. Don't blame the troops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The troops just follow the orders of the generals.

    1. Re:Don't blame the troops by tenco · · Score: 1

      Poor troops. Mindless robots they are.

    2. Re:Don't blame the troops by fnj · · Score: 1

      The troops just follow the orders of the generals.

      And the generals just follow the directives of the Commander in Chief. And the Commander in Chief just follows the dictates of that voice in his head.

    3. Re:Don't blame the troops by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      The troops just follow the orders of the generals.

      'Only following orders', eh? Heard that somewhere before. Was bullshit then, too.

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  62. "...it does raise the cost of the mission" by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Why? You can fling a dozen cheap dummy rounds at the target and let the laser overheat itself before you send in a couple of real ones.

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  63. Re:Laser-proof first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    You know nothing. And that's the way we like it.

    -- Ironically Anonymous

  64. Awesome by Technopaladin · · Score: 1

    I kept waiting for a real genius reference the Austin Powers one is tired, but RG is perfect for this.

    Anyways...Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?"

  65. Lasers and gunpowder by theolein · · Score: 1

    I think a number of people are mistaking the point of this article. The article is mainly based on the idea that the Chinese and Russians (strange how they're suddenly enemies again, isn't it?) will have lasers, too, and will be able to use them on American aircraft and weapons.

    Aircraft would be very vulnerable to high powered lasers as their sensors and skin structure (and the pilot!) would all be single points of failure in a laser attack.

    Obviously, if lasers ever do become small enough to be practical on a tactical level (Chinese tanks already have lasers on their turrets to blind enemy operators and optics), defence against them becomes very important.

    On a realistic level, the only craft capable of carrying a battlefield laser at the moment would be a C-130, which might be very useful in counter-insurgency operations due to the low collateral damage.

    But, in reality, in the wars that the USA and NATO are currently fighting, insurgencies like in Iraq and Afghanistan, heavy weapons will not win the day. Policing and politics will.

    The only real technical achievement that would bring great relief to thousands of victims of suicide bombers would be a device that can detect explosives at a distance, something like a terrahertz xray machine, so that suicie bombers could be detected and stopped at a distance.

    1. Re:Lasers and gunpowder by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      Obviously, if lasers ever do become small enough to be practical on a tactical level (Chinese tanks already have lasers on their turrets to blind enemy operators and optics), defence against them becomes very important.

      That would be _quite_ against international treaties. However, if someone becomes blinded after being on the wrong end of a plain laser rangefinder or target illuminator, well, that's bad luck.

      On a realistic level, the only craft capable of carrying a battlefield laser at the moment would be a C-130, which might be very useful in counter-insurgency operations due to the low collateral damage.

      If you don't count scores of people crippled (blinded) for life as collateral damage, sure. (Any laser powerful enough to damage material will be powerful enough to damage your vision permanently if you see as much as a diffuse reflection of it without wearing protective gear).

  66. Lasers, Masers, and Tasers oh my! by Dareth · · Score: 1

    Don't Mase me bro!

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    I only look human.
    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
  67. Sandstorms... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    Or better yet, launch during an actual sandstorm? The problem here is that they're using unguided rockets, and a sandstorm involves high winds and solid particulates in the atmosphere. That's not nice to a multi-mach rocket, either.

    In short, I figure that launching during a sand storm to degrade the effectiveness of the lasers would also degrade the accuracy and reliability of the rockets, reducing effectiveness to an unacceptable level.

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    I don't read AC A human right
    1. Re:Sandstorms... by ppanon · · Score: 1

      That "acceptable level" depends on what your target is. If it's a military target, then you need a fair amount of precision. But if it's a market square, you've got a pretty big fudge factor.

      It also depends on what your weapon is. Close counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear weapons.

      Still, you raise some good counterpoints.

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      Laissez lire, et laissez danser; ces deux amusements ne feront jamais de mal au monde. - Voltaire
    2. Re:Sandstorms... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      By 'acceptable level' I meant hitting the city/town it's pointed at. A rocket hitting a farmer's field 50 miles away from the target is no big deal except for the farmer losing some crops. Crop value isn't incredibly high for a few hundred square feet.

      A rocket failing and not exploding because of the sandstorm is a job for EOD, a hazard if anybody plays with it. But that's already a known issue(as the rockets currently used are cheap and have a relatively high failure rate).

      Worst case for the terrorists would be to have the rocket fail and explode in their own territory, pissing off the locals against them. Then again, they'll likely blame it on Israel and the Jews anyways.

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      I don't read AC A human right
  68. Alternatively... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    Or, had we the system on 9/11, we shoot down the airliners with the laser before they can hit the towers. You balance the higher mass/damage resistance of a plane against the slower speed/easier targeting of the laser.

    But yeah, we're facing a lot of covert agent/unconventional warfare today. But that's because we'd slaughter pretty much anybody else. The only non-allies that might be able to stand up to us would be China and Russia. China mostly because of their manpower advantage(at this point), Russia because of their still existant nuke supplies.

    Militarily wise, it's important to keep the advantages in conventional warfare, because even at it's worst, unconventional warfare tends to be capable of only limited damage. Look at Israel - they're still around despite decades of unconventional warfare against it.

    I'm not saying we shouldn't improve in the areas of covert/unconventional warfare - it's just that even now it shouldn't be our sole objective.

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    I don't read AC A human right
    1. Re:Alternatively... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      We HAD the tech to mitigate the consequences of 9/11 substantially. Conventional fighter jets could have shot the planes down and we'd have fewer widows in NYC today.

      Someone dropped the ball and didn't get jets up there.

      You hit the nail on the head, I think.

      A lot of people are acting like terrorism(unconventional warfare) is this dirty underhanded tactic. What a lot of people don't think about is this: We were attacked ONCE by a group and we've gone to war with half the geopolitical area they came from.

      We've killed tens or hundreds of thousands of people in our revenge over 9/11(Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11, yet the spectre of the attacks were used as rhetoric to get us in there, so it must be just vengence against middle easterners).

      We've been in the middle east killing people for 50 years. Their attack on us on 9/11, or during the first WTC bombing, or the USS Cole, was all the EXACT SAME THING WE'VE DONE in response to 9/11.

      The reason they're resorting to terrorism is they don't have the most powerful military in the world to come conquer us with. We did the EXACT SAME THING when we were fighting Britain for our independence.

      A little off-topic, but relelvant in the current geopolitical climate.

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    2. Re:Alternatively... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Someone dropped the ball and didn't get jets up there.

      With all the various drawdowns, that continue today despite us being effectively at war, we no longer had(and still don't have) fighters placed to offer the necessary response times. The USAF inventory, even with the retiring of the F-117 and introduction of F-22s, still has the oldest average fleet age EVER. We're literally still flying planes where the pilot's grandfather flew the same plane.

      We'd be better off with ground to air missiles - they're faster, easier to have on alert, and can be placed in more areas.

      But the most crucial aspect was that we felt more or less invulnerable in our own country, and the perception that people hijacked planes to make demands, not turn them into massive guided missiles. Today neither is as true, so the likelyhood of a duplicate attack is slim. Even if we didn't have all the TSA security theater.

      We've been in the middle east killing people for 50 years. Their attack on us on 9/11, or during the first WTC bombing, or the USS Cole, was all the EXACT SAME THING WE'VE DONE in response to 9/11.

      Examples of us attacking them? I tend to think that you'd have had a better example talking about south and central american countries, where we have pulled lots of downright stupid in hindsight stuff*. There is some arguement about our support of Israel - but by the same token, we've also privided lots of aid to various countries of the middleast anyways.

      Keep in mind that this stuff has been going on for centuries. Though you could consider the start of 'modern' terrorists targeting US interestes to have started in the late '70s.

      *cleaned up language.

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      I don't read AC A human right
    3. Re:Alternatively... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      We'd have plenty of planes if we didn't have bases in 130 countries that aren't the United States. We should pull our troops and equipment OUT of these bases, and use our armed forces, the best armed forces in the world and the most powerful, to defend our borders, as is their raison d'etre. The existence of a department of defense AND a department of homeland security is oxymoronic.

      to answer your question:

      Modern involvement in the middle east started with the Eisenhower doctrine in the late '50s singling out the middle east for military involvement. Everything since has been blowback from the policy of getting involved in middle eastern politics.

      -We helped assassinate the democratically elected leader of Iran in the 50s
      -We helped install the regime that would eventually lead to Saddam Hussein as leader of Iraq.
      -We sent soldiers into Lebanon to kill people in the 50s
      -We funded and armed Saddam Hussein and backed him in his war against Iran despite knowing what he was
      -We gave Saddam Hussein weapons of terror and mass destruction
      -We trained, funded and armed the Taliban in Afganistan
      -We assisted in the war against Iraq when they invaded Kuwait
      -We trained operatives who ignited a car bomb in Lebanon in 1985
      -We intevened in Lebanon's civil war in the '70s
      -We've got military bases across the middle east
      -We're sponsoring dissident groups in Iran
      -We're making threats towards Syria and Iran

      These things might seem like they don't matter, but every conflict we're in is a conflict where we're killing people, and every person killed by an american bomb or bullet is a person whose remaining friends and family will remember was killed by Westerners. Imagine 9/11 again. Imagine you DIDN'T live in the country with the most powerful armed forces on the planet. What would you do if you knew your government couldn't retaliate? Most Americans, I believe, would head over there and get some vengence.

      This is in addition to the problems with our involvement with Israel. Israel hasn't spent the past 50 years just sitting there taking the rocket attacks, they've been fighting back. They invaded Lebanon in the '80s, they constantly attack Palestine, and I'm not about to make a value judgement there. The thing I WILL say is, if we're supporting them and helping to arm them, then it's only natural that we're going to experience blowback.

      I don't think there are too many attacks on Sweden or Switzerland.

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      It's been a long time.
  69. Rifts Discovered that 20 years ago by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

    The role-playing game Rifts found the solution to laser based warfare two decades ago:

    The Glitterboy

    It was a power armor that was coated in reflective\refractive material the resembled a metallic glitter. It simply scattered high intensity energy weapons forcing more convention munitions to be used.

    Once the glitterboy armor technology spread they and the war dragged on, resources became scarce. To provide effective ammunition against other glitterboy based war suits they developed a high velocity cannon that shot, well, junked scrap metal called, affectionatly I assume, a BOOM cannon.

    Once again Sci-Fi beats the brains to the punch.

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    -=[ Who Is John Galt? ]=-
    1. Re:Rifts Discovered that 20 years ago by ginbot462 · · Score: 1

      It's funny, I did search on Glitterboy to see if anyone brought 'em up. And, Glitterboys signal the beginning of the end. So when those demons are coming through the Rifts, remember .. don't trust the Coalition, the Mexican Vampires/Circus, the Alanteans, Merlin, ... um, you know, just don't trust anybody.

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      Atlas Shrugged : Thematic Story :: Battlefield Earth : Organized Religion
  70. looks like the US is trading with the Melnorme by Coraon · · Score: 1

    this story reminds me of a quote from star control 2: A little superconductive spray-paint and Presto! Your lander can sustain a direct hit by a lightning bolt without crisping the passengers inside... usually. Since the job is so easy that a nymph could do it I expect all your landers will be treated in less than an hour.

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    -Ours is the wisdom of Solomon, the magic of Merlyn, the fall of Icaris.
  71. Re:Laser-proof first post by hobbit · · Score: 1

    Good point. Did you know that there is also a crack team of lightsaber-wielding jedi marines in the US army?

    What do you mean, you haven't seen or heard of them? You think the gub'mint goes around shouting about that sort of thing?

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    "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something" - Plato
  72. Most of the US missle testing is by das3cr · · Score: 1

    done at White Sands.

    I recognized the mountains in one of the test videos as being at white sands.

    Guess what? White Sands missile range is not only HUGE it is located in the desert.

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    Hurricane Island Outward Bound
    OB
    1. Re:Most of the US missle testing is by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah. When you're looking for an absolutely huge amount of land with no occupants to drop explosive things in, a desert makes sense - it's cheap land, easy to spot stuff in, generally pretty stable, available most of the year.

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      I don't read AC A human right
    2. Re:Most of the US missle testing is by das3cr · · Score: 1

      Back when I was a Patriot guy I lived across the street from White Sands. Good ole Mcgreggor Range base camp.

      We spent a lot of time out on the ranges, McGreggor, White Sands and Dona Anya. Those where good times!

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      Hurricane Island Outward Bound
      OB
  73. yeah, enough crops. for now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until the predicted lack of phosphorous in easy-to-extract mines, which will happen in 50-100 years from now.

    And you thought you only had to worry about petrol running out? ;-)

  74. Anti-anti-missile Technology. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When do we start seeing anti-anti-anti-missile technology?

    Radar detectors detected by radar detector detectors.

  75. The answer is Merv by toddhisattva · · Score: 1

    we are already 10 trillion dollars in debt destroying things, perhaps that money would be better spent on a plan to grow some crops to eat.

    That is a weird sentence fragment.

    The first part, before the comma, complains about the debt. The debt is three-quarters unconstitutional socialist programs. The first part of the fragment correctly says that such spending destroys things - lives, businesses, subcultures, and even farms. Economists know this as The Invisible Foot.

    Then, in the second part, the fragment contradicts itself by saying that unconstitutional socialist spending should be used destroying farms, families, and markets.

    If we ditch the unconstitutional autogratuity programs there would be no debt whatsoever. And we would have plenty of money to spend on constitutional requirements of common defense and general welfare.

  76. Huh, I never knew the CIA was military... by Firethorn · · Score: 2, Informative

    The 'oops' you refer to isn't a military issue - it's a CIA issue. The CIA is NOT part of the military. It was CIA intel, CIA planes, CIA operators, CIA guidance.

    When I consider military - I consider organizations under the DoD, the CIA isn't.

    From that oops I can see a number of problems that would of had the US Military going 'hold up'.

    A: Pakistani village - we're not at war with Pakistan(that I've heard), and lacking presidential authorization, we're not going to be shooting there.
    B: Proportionality - Is Ayman WORTH attacking while he's in a village in a neutral country, occupied by it's citizens?
    C: FOUR hellfires? A hellfire isn't the largest missile by any means, but it's still got a good warhead on it.

    Now, don't get me wrong. The military WILL make attacks that WILL kill civilians. Especially when the opponent is a ass that mingles military and civilians - like parking AA guns on schools and hospitals. Though I do know of one such case where we pulled a trainer bomb that had concrete instead of explosive, put a guidance package on it and dropped it on the tank that had been parked next to an occupied school. The idea that 2k pounds of concrete dropped from 30k feet, with a terminal velocity over the speed of sound would bust the seams a bit and render the tank unusable.

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    I don't read AC A human right
    1. Re:Huh, I never knew the CIA was military... by kitgerrits · · Score: 1

      CIA planes?
      I thought they only had those for 'people transport' (Guantanamo expresse).

      It's good to see that there are still a Few Good Men in the US Military that use their Grey Matter.
      I would have loved to see what that tank looked like after. 2K pounds of concrete instead of HE charge, brilliant!

      Maybe the US should consider reviewing its TSA/NSA/CIA/GenericMiB personnel and throwing out the ones that 'have not had a positive effect on overall national security'.

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      "I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. It's the one thing I am indebted to her for."
  77. Reminds me by molecularaz · · Score: 0

    Of the 1985 movie Real Genius Starring Val Kilmer, a classic.

  78. Corner reflectors by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
    Two words: Corner reflectors.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corner_reflector

    Imagine covering your spinning target with these, and then try to imagine what might happen if someone fired a laser at it.

  79. smog, fog, rain, sandstorms, clouds ... by ErkDemon · · Score: 1

    So the famous Chinese air pollution problem may actually be an exceedingly clever anti-laser defence?

  80. non-explosive explosives by ErkDemon · · Score: 1

    Or use "non-explosive" ceramic shells that "detonate" as a shaped fragmentation effect, converting the impact energy into a nasty cloud of computer-designed shrapnel. Aim a laser at one of those, and all that happens is that when it impacts, the shrapnel is now hot shrapnel.

  81. Shoot me, shoot me! by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
    You might want the reflectors to be larger then the wavelength of the EM that you want them to reflect.

    What you could do is launch a few cheap decoy missiles that are basically just big corner reflectors with no payload.

    Great big radar signature ... laser targeting systems lock on and fire ... laser beam gets reflected straight back at the laser platform. Then I guess it's be a question of what gets destroyed first, the multi-billion-dollar laser platform or the cheap-and-dumb reflector.

  82. paranoid geek technology by blade.labs · · Score: 1

    "SIR, the tinfoil hats for your rockets are ready, SIR!"

  83. Targetting... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    And you've run into the problem. The US Military has the ability to kill anything in the world. We have the ability to guide weapons down smokestacks.

    Accuracy wise, we're very good.

    Target discrimination is where we're lagging a bit - thus the 'friendly' fire incidents, other mistaken hits. The convoy was hit as directed, in a fashion to minimize collateral damage. The fact that it wasn't a convoy of what we thought it was is the problem, exasperated because we're fighting an enemy that deliberately attempts to hide itself as/with civilians.

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    I don't read AC A human right
  84. Lets Think This Through by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    Lets look at the U.S. arsenal and consider anything that involves a Laser. First off, laser type guns, illegal by international treaty. And if the Oval office isn't to clear on the verbiage, the rest of the world would have no trouble rubbing the Oval office's collective noses in the words. Because, lasers can be fired by bad guys too. Now, laser guided bombs, from the bad guys view point, setup a dummy laser signature spot and the bomb heads in that direction. The defense against "Spotting", (women please pardon the pun), is to either change the frequency of the Laser on the ground and in the air, or its signal feedback frequency. All this stuff considers the teeth of the Tiger, but how about its tail? How about developing lasers that cause mischief, and when dealing with cleaning up the mess, just to generally just piss people off. How about laser based Graffiti? Try painting over that mess. How about firing a laser into a traffic photo taking device, or grocery store check out device. How about coating a bar code sticker such that the wrong valid number is read in. Wars are lost because of Logistic's foul-ups. Now I'm starting to feel uncomfortable...