Given Microsoft's history of FUD, their habitual use of paid commentors, or even dead people writing letters, I think we should all sit back and enjoy the spin the paid apologists will have to go through to tell everyone how it wasn't MS's fault.
As an unpaid dead person writing a letter, let me the first to say BRAAAIIINNSSS....
"Excuse me, where is the library at?" "Here at Hahvahd, we never end a sentence with a preposition." "O.K. Excuse me, where is the library at, *asshole*?"
The trick is the RTFA. You never know when they might say something like "In case you haven't guessed it yet, APRIL FOOLS!!! Seriously, if we get any real news about outages, deaths, or disruptions actually caused by Conficker today, you will read it here first. "
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Now, lets assume the canister is made of bronze...
Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aahahaha!
BEWARE!!!!!
Yrs sincerely
The Opera Ghost
Its like buying a car that only works as long as the manufacturer is in business.
But hey, its not like anything will happen to the manufacturer. They'll be in business forever, right?
We are here to protect you.
I recommend using your esp to read the email of all users with a UID lower than 100 to find out.
That's not a squirrel. Its a møøse, Very majestic.
*cough* Benadryl ...
Remember a primary password (lets say 'password')
the year is 2009 (09)
the month is July so we're in the 3rd quarter.
your password is now
09password3
in 4 months it'll be November (4th quarter)
09password4
It adds numeric values to your password and it changes each time.
The article was just saying that torrent sites are presumed innocent until proven guilty. I didn't expect this kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Sure it can -- log into google maps, and use the elevation maps feature.
Ok, now do that in the middle of nowhere without cell coverage.
Can you pre-cache maps with the iphone? (I don't have one so I don't know).
Given Microsoft's history of FUD, their habitual use of paid commentors, or even dead people writing letters, I think we should all sit back and enjoy the spin the paid apologists will have to go through to tell everyone how it wasn't MS's fault.
As an unpaid dead person writing a letter, let me the first to say BRAAAIIINNSSS....
h@v3`/0u533NmY57@p13r?
If you crack this one, i'll have to burn the place down...
http://www.pmoylan.org/pages/auefaq.html
"Excuse me, where is the library at?" "Here at Hahvahd, we never end a sentence with a preposition." "O.K. Excuse me, where is the library at, *asshole*?"
Ook!
but let's say you're talking to your significant other and trying to talk them into sex even though they're kinda tired.
This is slashdot. I recommend using a car analogy instead if you'd like more people to understand it.
I want to adopt
40 GOTO 10.
That just leaves
20 ???
and
30 PROFIT!
When I buy something from the US, I usually get hit with duty charges, which is labeled as GST/PST in addition to whatever brokerage costs.
I don't know if the US does the same thing. It becomes customs' job to collect tax in these instances.
Of course, in usual Slashdot fashion, IANAL
Neither is Jack anymore.
Yes, there is. However, there is no such thing as 4 AM. Its only a myth created to frighten small children.
If it were me I'd be raising hell.
Sure, then you'd have to get your own www.refuuund.com page.
Right then, who wants to get some stimulus for their Semprini in these uncertain times?
Can't say if you're the only one, but i think 'OMG Ponies!' will still be remembered for a while. I prefer having a number of fake articles today.
If thinkgeekdidn't have a list of fake products for today, i'd be very disappointed.
Minesweeper has been around for a very long time, so I think its stable.
The trick is the RTFA. You never know when they might say something like "In case you haven't guessed it yet, APRIL FOOLS!!! Seriously, if we get any real news about outages, deaths, or disruptions actually caused by Conficker today, you will read it here first. "
From the link:
I agree. This is much better.