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  1. Already exists on Demo of a New "Sixth Sense" Technology · · Score: 1

    Its called a gun.

    *Bang*... I see dead people

  2. Re:non-issue on Doctors Silencing Online Patient Reviews Via Contract · · Score: 1

    Question: Are they silencing your right to let the world know that as a term of being a patient, you may not review them?

    Review: 3 stars out of 5

    Rating only reflects my inability to rate doctor based on contractual requirements not to rate or review doctor publicly.

  3. Re:7.777777777 miles per day on 3-Man Team Begins Ice-Survey Trek To the North Pole · · Score: 1

    With the rest spent trying not to die.

    That's exactly why I want to see Survivor: Canada. Forget this taking people to survive in a tropical environment. Stick them up on some northern island and see how long before they get eaten by a polar bear.

  4. Re:OH ..Well... on Obama Helicopter Security Breached By File Sharing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who Cares ????...... i don't...

    If the Rebels have obtained a complete technical readout of this helicopter it is possible, however unlikely, that they might find a weakness, and exploit it.

    Does the helicopter have a long trench leading up to a ventilation shaft?

  5. Test the theory on How To Handle Corporate Blackmail? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    After you leave, have somebody posing as a fictional tech company call for a reference. If they make blatently untrue statements, it might fit under some defamation law and be worth a little extra lawsuit money.

  6. Re:Wait on Which Distro For an Eee PC? · · Score: 5, Funny

    In his universe, objects in Soviet Russia don't actually do anything to you.

    Old people and young people use things in North Korea.

    Scientists have solved the ??? and have profited.

    The anti-spam solution checklist has (x) That's a great idea. You solved it!

  7. Re:Retarded on Don't Like EULAs? Get Your Cat To Agree To Them · · Score: 1

    When was the last time anyone picked up a chick while out, and got laid, and she was stone cold sober?

    You do realize this is Slashdot right?

  8. Re:no good on Terabit Ethernet Inches Closer To Reality · · Score: 1

    No, the last one was valid. 5-4-3 rule. You can have 5 network segments connected by 4 repeaters, where 3 of the network segments can have user connections.

    Now, i could add the fact that you can have a repeater every 3 inches, but since there are already 3 active replies on the others, my message wou#@&^$*% NO CARRIER

  9. Re:I've never trusted Klingons... on Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon "Batleth" · · Score: 1

    ...and go and alter the slashdot code so it can get a +6

  10. Re:Aged badly on Red Dwarf To Return, Find Earth · · Score: 5, Funny

    He would have stopped, but the king of the potato people wouldn't let him...

  11. Satellite Phone on Internet Communications While At Sea? · · Score: 1

    You didn't specify if money was an issue. If not, what about a satellite phone?

    http://www.iridium.com/products/product.php?linx=0350

    Not fast, but works anywhere. The Globalstar network would also have data modems, but their coverage isn't as extensive as Iridium (lacks in southern areas and some ocean areas.

  12. Re:Sounds like... on Octopuses Have No Personalities and Enjoy HDTV · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if i put on my robe and wizard hat?

  13. Re:I thought it was a mortgage on How a Rogue Geologist Discovered Diamonds · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I thought the American dream was to spill hot coffee on yourself and sue for millions of dollars.

    Suing each other is your national hobby, isn't it?

  14. Re:In Soviet Russia... on Russian Hopes To Cash In On Emoticons · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, ;-) owns you!

    At least use it correctly. The format is In Soviet Russia *noun* *verb* you!.

  15. Re:Never the same again on Dead Parrot Sketch Is 1,600 Years Old · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you telling me that Jesus wasn't an original character

    No, but he was nailed to the perch...

  16. Re:McCain FTW on Discuss the US Presidential Election · · Score: 1

    And even worse if he walks into a bar and says 'ouch'.

  17. Re:I'm only going to say on Discuss the US Presidential Election · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Then I tell them to imagine having to go to the DMV, and like with the above...wait often for hours in long lines with govt. workers who are drones that dont' give a shit, and yet have them in control of dispensing your medical care

    Yeah, my house was on fire and I had to wait for 3 hours before i got to the front of the line to ask them for a fire hose. If I could have paid for the firemen myself, I would have had my house out in 2 minutes!

    Then again, my insurance company might not have paid for them because that carpet was really just cosmetic and not really needed.

  18. Re:Health Care is not a right on Discuss the US Presidential Election & Health Care · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sorry, health care is not a right, keep the government out of it.

    Just to make a discussion of it, why not apply the same to fire fighters? Why should the government care if your house is burning down? There's a hose over there.

  19. Re:Hmmmm on RIAA Litigation May Be Unconstitutional · · Score: 1

    by ArchAngel (21023)

    There, fixed it for you.

  20. Re:assembler? on Linux Kernel Surpasses 10 Million Lines of Code · · Score: 1

    *cough* Buckleys *cough* it tastes awful but it works! *cough*

  21. Re:First it was outsourcing... on Motorola To Hire 300 Android Developers · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I for one welcome our new android pointy-haired bosses.

  22. Re:Divide by cucumber error on The Thirteen Greatest Error Messages of All Time · · Score: 4, Funny

    ++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.

  23. My Favorites on The Thirteen Greatest Error Messages of All Time · · Score: 1

    I believe this was from a relatively screwed up install of Rational Rose at school.

    "Error ~ in module ~".

    Very informative.

  24. Re:Or more reasonable policies on Students Are Always Half Right In Pittsburgh · · Score: 1

    As Edison said, genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.

    Which is why engineers sometime smell really bad.

  25. Re:Force Encryption eh on Nevada Businesses Must Start Encrypting E-Mail By Oct. 1st · · Score: 4, Funny

    I use ROT26. It must be twice as secure at ROT13.