I have it on good authority that this will be distributed by Dennis Moore.
obPython:
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Galloping through the sward
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
And his horse concorde
He steals from the rich
And gives to the poor
Mr Moore, Mr Moore, Mr Moore
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the night
Soon every lupin in the land
Will be in his mighty hand
He steals them from the rich
And gives them to the poor
Mr Moore, Mr Moore, Mr Moore
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum dum dum the night
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum de dum dum plight
He steals dum dum dum
And dum dum dum dee
Dennis dum, Dennis dee dum dum dum
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the woods
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
With his bag of goods
He gives to the poor
And takes from the rich
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the land
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Without a merry band
He steals from the poor
And gives to the rich
Stupid Bitch.
keep hot foods hot and cold foods cold for up to three hours.
obBlondeJoke
Blonde is at work when she sees a co-worker with a thermos. "What's that?" she asks. "Its a thermos", he replies. "What's it do?" "It keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold" "Cool!", she says, "I need one of those!".
A few days later, she goes into the lunchroom with and there is the co-worker again. "I see you have a thermos now" he says, "What do you have in it?" "Tomato soup and a popsicle!"
Ran this article recently [straightdope.com] which says tinfoil just isn't enough, and to construct a faraday cage to be impervious to alien influence.
Recently?
>Do tinfoil helmets provide adequate protection against mind control rays?
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>09-Jun-2000
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I've heard of Warren Ellis, but who is Warren Ellis Placeholder, a Saddam-like stand-in?
Except when the guy you just stopped for hasnt showered for a week...
I missed it, I was looking for my stapler. Have you seen it? It's red.
I've done the ribbon cutting R/C dogfights, and they ROCK! Much fun, but Ive also pranged a couple of planes into 1) ground 2) trees, 3) other plane.
Still, fun.
Whoa...
But this one goes to 11!
Retreating, over there [points]
This patent ain't big enough for the two of us, so, off you go! [SHOVE]
obPython:
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Galloping through the sward
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
And his horse concorde
He steals from the rich
And gives to the poor
Mr Moore, Mr Moore, Mr Moore
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the night
Soon every lupin in the land
Will be in his mighty hand
He steals them from the rich
And gives them to the poor
Mr Moore, Mr Moore, Mr Moore
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum dum dum the night
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum de dum dum plight
He steals dum dum dum
And dum dum dum dee
Dennis dum, Dennis dee dum dum dum
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the woods
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
With his bag of goods
He gives to the poor
And takes from the rich
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the land
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Without a merry band
He steals from the poor
And gives to the rich
Stupid Bitch.
obBlondeJoke
Blonde is at work when she sees a co-worker with a thermos. "What's that?" she asks. "Its a thermos", he replies. "What's it do?" "It keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold" "Cool!", she says, "I need one of those!".
A few days later, she goes into the lunchroom with and there is the co-worker again. "I see you have a thermos now" he says, "What do you have in it?" "Tomato soup and a popsicle!"
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It's called a tension sheet. Get a patent on it.
CRAP, and I didn't graduate!
You were in the cell with him?
If I can't fork around in my new cloned body, I ain't goin'!
I bet they fall for it...
This HAS to be obvious...
Pr0n, man, Pr0n!
Anybody want some toast? No? So, you're a muffin man then?
I'm all for building a portable HERF gun. "Hello, can you..." ERRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPP! Instant disconnect!
By Jeffrey Dahmer?
I dont think he means privates.
Er, cause I left my fabrication factory in my other pants?
I dont think Brak will be happy about being cut out. Give him a break, he's had a hard time.
Recently?
>Do tinfoil helmets provide adequate protection against mind control rays? > >09-Jun-2000
Well, recent in a geologic sense....
Only if its in the Boston area, and I can get there when you open up!