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  1. Re:wow on US To Extinguish (Most) Incandescent Bulb Sales By 2012 · · Score: 1

    Only mice screw in incandescent bulbs.

    And the bulb has to be broken, for them to get in.
    And the mice have to be careful.


  2. Re:wow on US To Extinguish (Most) Incandescent Bulb Sales By 2012 · · Score: 1

    Many years ago, I had a friend... ...

    Sigh... many years ago, my ancestors lit by by coal oil, and before that, by the flickering light of a wood fire in their caves.
    They continuously complained and bitched about these new carbon-tread, and later, "Tungsten filament" lights that nasty old Mr. Edison and others were forcing upon them.
    See my comments above.

    You're a Mac user, hmmnn?


  3. Re:wow ...Tungsten filaments? on US To Extinguish (Most) Incandescent Bulb Sales By 2012 · · Score: 1

    I dunno where you been the last coupla f---ng years, but I have replaced all the incandescent bulbs (as they burnt out one-by-one) with low energy CFLs.
    NO ONE has noticed the difference.
    The "light spectrum" is just about the same as the old incandescent bulbs; maybe BETTER.
    I have occasionally advised people in their homes -
    "Why not replace your bulbs with CFLs"?
    "Oh we don't like that harsh blue light that shows your pimples, etc".
    They are utterly surprised when I tell them that that dinner we had the other night was lit by, AND
    as well the bathroom lights, where they went to "freshen up" are ALL CFLs.

    Get with the program. This is the 21st century, not your daddy's 1950s Flourescent tube office.
    Only my oven lights (and one or two dimmer switch lights) are still using the
    NOTORIOUSLY POLLUTING POISONOUS TUNGSTEN filaments that every nostalgic luddite as...le on /. seems to be bemoaning the fate of!


  4. Re:Caution: I am not physicist. but like Absolut! on Is There Such a Thing As Absolute Hot? · · Score: 1

    Absolut Vodka (or any other ) may be the answer!

    As proposed here:

    Ultimate HOT + COLD Answer!


  5. Re:But, will it fly? on High Efficiency Hybrid Car Planned For 2009 · · Score: 1

    OK with flying cars was if the average population not only had an IQ of 180 to start

    Various studies have shown, again and again, that about 50% of Americans have an IQ of under 100!
    And, alas, most of the world is aware of this.
    What to do? what to do?

  6. In Soviet Universe... on Universe May Be Running Out of Time · · Score: 1

    Time runs out of YOU!

    (And I,for one, bow before our presumably bankrupt time lords)

  7. What a pile of crap... on Burying a Mainframe In Style · · Score: 1

    "47-year-old mainframe" !!

    Gimme a break!
    If you RTFA, you'd see it was a fairly recent Amdahl, that happened to be still running an old IBM 1960s program under emulation in some subspace.
    Ha! They probably wrote an x86 emulator to run the old program on a PC's VM, rather than take the time to re-code it.

    Card readers. Paper tape readers. What retro-sensationalist crap.
    I pretty sure they got rid of this hardware a quarter of a century ago!
    But I guess it makes good press on a slow IT day...
    SVC 202, anyone?


  8. Re:Um... on Bees Can Optimize Internet Bottlenecks · · Score: 1

    double-um...

    It depends upon what your beewidth is.


  9. Re:It's a Release Candidate on Vista SP1 Release Candidate Available · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmmnn...
    If we're ever there together, remind me to turn your head.

  10. People STILL unclear of the concept. on CSS Pocket Reference · · Score: 1

    Say, there- I'm looking for ease of use...

    Is this modern version of the legendary IBM 'green card' written as text or is it in trendy hypertext?
    The latter would be preferable, especially if I'm on a PC and coding my HTML and CSS, etc... Of course, if it's hypertext, I'll hafta take it out of my shirt pocket to run the mouse across it, otherwise I might get unsightly mouse stains on my shirt.

    But, all-in-all, sounds like a very useful product!


  11. Re:Wonderful? Go blow your other horn on Privacy Breach In Canadian Passport Application Site · · Score: 1

    In soviet hellhole, IQ average is well above you!

  12. Re:In Soviet eye for wan... on Radiation Not As Hazardous As Once Believed · · Score: 1

    I for one, bow to our new "Soviet punchline" overlord.

  13. Reverse Polish...uhh, Russian notation on Russian Police Seize Kasparov · · Score: 1

    Most earlier posters got it backwards...

    In Soviet Chess tournament,

    YOU beat Kasparov!


  14. Re:Never saw this coming? Really? on Is a Laser Data Link 1.5 Million Kilometers Feasible? · · Score: 1

    But consider the pigeon's unique capacity to recognize objects regardless of spatial orientation.

    The common gray pigeon can easily distinguish among items displaying
    only the minutest differences, an ability that enables
    it to select relevant web sites from among thousands!


  15. You mean MECHANICAL TORQUE, you dimwit! on Paying People to Argue With You · · Score: 1

    "It takes a torque to put that on his card..."

    viz Sir Archibald's Letter!

    Far, FAR worse than your silly upperclass Monty Python twits!


  16. Full Circle? Abe, you have Alzhiemers! Remember? on Move to a Mainframe, Earn Carbon Credits · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure how old Abe is, or, for that matter Homer, but FAX machines have been around since ~1900s; perhaps even earlier.

    A Fax machine is a lot simpler piece of shit than a phone, or a PC. It's just one step above a teletype or Morse code.


  17. Re:enough with the fuel cell on New Catalyst May Be a Boost For Fuel Cells · · Score: 1

    Actually, most hydrogen comes from reformed methane...
    And that Methane REALLY has to want to be reformed.
    I.E. it requires LOTS'n'LOTS of energy to do it.

    The Methane has to "give up" its carbon component, which is vented out into the atmosphere as CO2.

    Gee.. If only we could "sequester" it, like we are not allowed to do with so-called nuclear "waste"...

    Fuck.. Why do I feel like I am once again in the old Physics 101 class, with the same bunch of losers..?


    .

  18. Re:I wish the Baby Boomer's woul'd just di'e on Over-50s Invade the Social Networking Scene · · Score: 1

    >>the Baby Boomers would just die.

    >>anything that the Baby Boomer's ...

    I am just puzzled why you sometime's employ an apostrophe, and some sometimes not...
    Any particular reason? Perhaps a babybummer could help you.
    Ala's, excitable chappie, I am just looking for answer's in life.... ;-)


  19. Re:HORRIBLE PR move on Colbert Ballot Bid Shot Down · · Score: 1

    Re Vote YES or NO on EVERY candidate -

    Hey- I like it!

    It might be just the Friday nite's wine talking but I really hafta consider this one.

    But the powers that be have, as usual, no imagination.


  20. Re:Score -1.....Funny Fanny on Leopard Already Hacked To Run On PC Hardware · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you didn't realize-

    His nom de plume is "Goatse"...


  21. Re:International Space Station Station Room? on Astronauts Open ISS Station Room · · Score: 1


    Should I hold my breath?


  22. Re:Lift? Only 10% less than here? on Astronauts Open ISS Station Room · · Score: 1

    REALLY? Only 10% less?
    Hmmnn.. then howcum they always seem to be "floating"?


  23. Re:11% on America's View of the Internet · · Score: 1

    Hmmmnn... DOS attack?

    As a lonely slashdotter, you must not have realized that this is endured only by MARRIED men!


  24. Re:Real idea of Shuttle: Gerbilology on The Story of Baikonur, Russia's Space City · · Score: 1

    A cosmonaut named Vladimir,
    Kept a cageful of gerbils on Mir.
    With cardboard tubes and some twine,
    He used them one at a time-
    An experiment he called 'Richard's Gear'



  25. Migod, are they bored or what? on Space Elevator Teams Compete for NASA Prizes · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I know Saskatoon is a rather boring town, bu do they have to resort to this kind of crap?

    Somehow, I suspect my Canadian tax dollars are paying for much of this pseudo-science.

    Why don't they establish a science chair to examine the possibility of extracting sunbeams from cucumbers?
    I'd be willing to donate some pinoqachole chit for this more worthwhile project!