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  1. IT ruined my life. on Fat Geeks Healthier Than You Thought · · Score: -1
    I've always been a geek, from 8 years old (27 now). From working in the field since 1998 I have grown from a built 150# Danzig to a 210# balding man. How did this ruin my life?

    Well, I was Home-Educated individual with the testosterone level of a Miniature Pinscher and a love of god. I followed my dreams, denounced the big man and started loving life. I have in the last year decided that I want to become a GoGo dancer, but I cannot do so because I am addicted to the junk food machine at work.

    I could shave the head and make the ladies think of Vin Diesel, but you can't dance whilst being a lardass.

  2. Re:Are college students getting smarter? on Interest in CS as a Major Drops · · Score: 0

    I don't have blood pressure you insensitive clod!!

  3. I don't care about the white processing.. on Nikon Responds to Encryption Claims · · Score: 0

    I just want to know: If I buy this camera will I be able to talk chicks into doing photoshoots? I'm a dirty old man that needs help.

  4. Too expensive.. on 3XS Isotope - 11 Sided Gamer's Computer · · Score: 0
    For the price of this computer, I could hire a machine shop to build the case to my specifications. Or rent a welder and do it myself.



    Now if they had the case by itself for a reasonable price, I'd buy one (Not more than $200)

  5. Re:Question on The Second Life Future Salons · · Score: 0

    Boy, I don't understand a word you just said.

  6. Re:how do they plan to get the coders there? on Offshoring to a Ship in International Waters · · Score: 0

    1. Give them life insurance 2. Send c130 from india to america 3. MC Hammer parachute pants 4. ??? 5. Profit!!

  7. Re:Huh? on Sousveillance in Seattle - Watching the Watchers · · Score: 0

    I used to be a security guard at a mall

    YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!!

  8. With all that extra money they raised- on Paramount Says Enterprise Cancellation Is Final · · Score: 0
    The nerds can build a really really big basement to live in. Who needs TV when you can re-enact episode by episode the whole Star Trek timeline!

    (Note that I am a fan, but I couldn't help it)

  9. Re:She is actually quite rightwing on Senator Clinton Slams GTA · · Score: 0
    He needs to work at mcdonalds.

    I need more idiots to flip my burgers.

  10. Hmm on Grafedia Elevates Graffiti To Art · · Score: 1, Troll

    Sounds like a good place for gnaa to troll

  11. Re:Because retail is still king. on Tribes Franchise Quietly Strangled · · Score: 1

    I don't know what you're talking about, I got duke nukem forever last year Oh wait..

  12. That would be nice.. on Will Sun's Java Go Open Source? · · Score: -1, Troll

    I hate M$ and their previous attempt at making virtual machine the only option. This would be a good slap in the face.

  13. Well, I'm glad choicepoint has competition.. on IRS Employees Fall For Hackers · · Score: 5, Funny

    We need more incompetence out there giving away our life stories!

  14. I agree on Literate Gaming Analysis · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Wholeheartedly

  15. Nethack on Ultimate RPG Gaming Table · · Score: 1
    This map reminds me a lot of this classic treasure, except the S doesn't attack the @

    Speaking of nethack, does anybody know of a good java / online nethack for me to play at work?

  16. The RIAA on RIAA Lawsuits from a John Doe's Perspective · · Score: 5, Funny

    The RIAA is to America what GNAA is to Slashdot

  17. Re:My Advice? on In Need of Repatriation Advice? · · Score: 1

    Very true..

  18. Re:Can I be the first to say... on Game Makers Could Be Liable For Violent Games · · Score: 1
    I hate kentucky, thank xist I didn't take that job in remington..

    Ill educated hicks with no common sense, I'm just glad louisville's better

  19. Re:Hopeful, but pessimistic... on Google Calendar Coming Soon? · · Score: 1
    That would be correct. And I did try to tracert and ping the same address - Nothing found.

    Like I said just a random observation

  20. Re:Hopeful, but pessimistic... on Google Calendar Coming Soon? · · Score: 1
    Note: I am not a http expert, just a layman

    Try this:

    http://cal.google.com/ and note that the page does try to load.

    Note that http://calendar.google.com/ and http://calendars.google.com/ will instantly decline transport.

    Does this mean anything?

  21. Re:erm.. on How to Build a Hard Drive Wind Chime For Spring · · Score: 1

    That's true man, take a hard drive apart and place any part of your body between the magnets. it sucks :)

  22. Rarr on How to Build a Hard Drive Wind Chime For Spring · · Score: 3, Funny

    I built a shank out of my hard drive, with the head sensor assembly. It's hard to smuggle into jail.

  23. Re:Not the first time with Choicepoint on Congress to Investigate ChoicePoint · · Score: 1

    Iraq: WMD kthx?

  24. Re:Uh oh... on 100,000 More Social Security Numbers Exposed · · Score: 1
    I reverted to cash 2 years ago, I'm still happy with it!

    Now if I could just get those lumps out of my mattress..

    (But seriously, I have been using cash only transactions for 2 years, still hasn't failed me!)

  25. Re:Not the first time with Choicepoint on Congress to Investigate ChoicePoint · · Score: 2
    From parents website: http://boortz.com/

    If that's one of your favorite sites, it's no wonder you are so deeply franchised inside the 4th reich.

    We really need facts, not propoganda. Fact: Dubya has consistently lied to the american people.

    Enough said