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  1. OMG!! on Piracy Not To Blame In Decline of Moviegoers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nothing to see here. Please move along

    Oh No!! The MPAA has taken over Slashdot.

  2. Must...resist....urge.... on Chinese Websites Used As Launchpads For Cracking · · Score: 3, Funny

    In soviet China, website hacks you. /flinches for rotten fruit attack

  3. Say What? on Google Techs, Webmasters Mingle · · Score: 5, Informative

    What exactly is this article about?
    I mean, it reads like a random collection of thoughts about Google.
    IMO, not one iota of useful information.
    News for nerds? Very debatable.
    Stuff that matters? Certainly not.

    --
    hawkeye

  4. Never a more apt Message on Steganography with Flickr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nothing to see here. Please Move along.

  5. So.... on Climatologists Wager on Global Warming · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .....who gets the money if the climate stays the same?

  6. Re:OK, I'll go back to sleep... on Tim Berners-Lee on Blogging And The Web · · Score: 1

    Check here
    Stupid Troll

  7. Re:Nothing to see here on Stair-climbing Robot Built From R/C Car Parts · · Score: 1

    ....There's a variety of off-the-shelf remote control vehicles that can do the same thing... probably better.....

    Sure. But where the heck is the geek cred in that?

  8. Re:Dark and Stormy... on Computer Analyst Wins Best Worst Writing Contest · · Score: 2, Informative

    Stolen directly from the fortune databases:

    Whenever Snoopy starts typing his novel from the top of his doghouse, beginning "It was a dark and stormy night..." he is borrowing from Lord Bulwer-Lytton. This was the line that opened his novel, "Paul Clifford," written in 1830. The full line reveals why it is so bad:

    It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

  9. Re:Riiiiiiight on The Future of the Net · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All predictions of the future have been wrong. Why will this one be any different?

    So you're saying that your prediction for this prediction is that this prediction will be wrong? But you say that all predictions have been wrong.
    So your prediction that this prediction will be wrong is wrong.....

    *head explodes*

  10. I'd say ... on Leo Laporte On UNIX As the Future · · Score: 5, Funny

    the future is the HURD. Even in the future, the future will still be the HURD.

  11. Linux and the Enterprise on Linux And the Enterprise Environment · · Score: 1

    Hah. I knew they used Linux on USS Enterprise. It was just too cool to be anything else.

    Oh wait. You mean that enterprise....

  12. Re:All your grammar are belong to us on Spring into Technical Writing · · Score: 0

    I think its supposed to be

    If you can name more than one type of verb, then you may well be better off sticking with your copy of The Elements of Style.

  13. It was not on Linux Geeks To Take Over World · · Score: 0

    ..... In a coordinated combination of attacks which included a broad DOS attack on Sys-Con......

    It was not a DOS, you Insensitive Clod! It was a slashdotting.

  14. Brilliant on Windows Nearly Ready For Desktop Use · · Score: 1, Funny

    Brilliant article.
    I had this friend who was a major Windows fanatic, and use to say that while Windows was "Plug and Play", Linux was "Plug and Pray".
    I should send him this article.

  15. Re:grammar old lady on Cell Phone Virus Threat Overblown · · Score: 0

    At the risk of making this a purely off-topic thread, check out the plural for virus here.

  16. No!! on Open Robotics Debuts at Penguicon 3.0 · · Score: 0

    Please dont! Please, please dont.
    Its all fine and dandy, when its software, but with robots, I cant take another person coming and telling me "free as in speech, not as in Beer"

  17. Re:500TB of what? on First 500 Terabytes Transmitted via LHCGlobal Grid · · Score: 0

    one must wonder what that 500TB consisted of

    Physics data. Every single data file is somewhere between 500 MB to 2 GB. All the data that gets generated by the LHC is split into files that are this big. The difference in file sizes is maintain some level of continuity in the data.

  18. Re:Why the P.C name? on Tridge Releases BitKeeper-Compatible Tool · · Score: 0

    Shoulda called it BitFinger

  19. Re:This is How Open Source Damages Business on Munich Court Again Enforces GPL · · Score: 0

    Of course not. It would simply be that Microsoft would have sued the company's pants off, and still wouldnt be satisfied with it.

    You cant really expect to steal source code and then put it out as your own. This is why GPL v3 promises to be much better.Take GPL'ed source code, if you want, but pay for it with money or with more source code.

    Besides, I still dont get how this would destroy a company. I mean, just because the company put their source code back into the community does not mean they have to stop selling it.

  20. Oblig .... on Site for Moon Base Determined · · Score: -1

    All your Moon Base are belong to us.

  21. Re:Long term impact on Linux Can't Kill Windows · · Score: 1, Funny

    ..... would kick every other Unix's ass was from RMS at a party... in 1990

    My God!!! RMS was at a party???

  22. First Post on The Next Net · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I claim first post. Yippie!

  23. so what happens.... on RIAA Lawsuits from a John Doe's Perspective · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... when you call the RIAA now?
    "If you're being sued for file-sharing, please press 1
    If you were caught using Kazaa, press 2
    If you were caught using Morpheus, press 3
    If you would like to speak to a lawyer, press 4"
    *beep*
    "Please hold while I transfer your call to the next available legal representative."
    *listen to 5 minutes of Ashlee Simpson*
    "All our lawyers are currently suing other customers. Your money is very important to us. Please hold for the next available legal representative"
  24. AMD and Laptops?? on AMD Launches Turion Mobile Processor · · Score: 0, Redundant

    My heart weeps and my thighs burn

  25. Re:A country so smart.. on Can India Become A Knowledge Superpower? · · Score: 1

    Hmm. I remember this incredibly intelligent discussion about how evolution is being outlawed in Kansas schools. Wow, Americans have it all figured out.