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  1. Re:reading is a process of pattern recognition. on Method of Reading Discovered · · Score: 1

    >Reading is a process of pattern recognition.
    What's the regex syntax like?

  2. Coming soon to a court near ye on Facebook Exposes Advertisers To Hate Speech · · Score: 1

    Some joke about you quit facebook, court of law acquits you. I

  3. Imcompetent? on Playing Music Slows Vista Network Performance? · · Score: 1

    Nah, this looks far more like run of the mill incompetence. Run of the mill incompetence? The coder at Microsoft responsible would be professionally incompetent! A fantastic line of code, superbly unnoticed till know, responsible for great demand for high spec media PC's, while retaining some level of operation for the rest of us.
  4. Just another Perl hacker on Any "Pretty" Code Out There? · · Score: 1

    Perl has some wonderful examples:
    [Both of these print "Just another Perl hacker" and exit]

    Yes they do actually run without error. Try it.

    Example 1.
    [Edit Slashdot thinks I am using too many junk characters so check the code out here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JAPH
    it consists entirely of punctuation]

    And for those who think perl is cartoon characters swearing:

    Example 2.
    not exp log srand xor s qq qx xor
    s x x length uc ord and print chr
    ord for qw q join use sub tied qx
    xor eval xor print qq q q xor int
    eval lc q m cos and print chr ord
    for qw y abs ne open tied hex exp
    ref y m xor scalar srand print qq
    q q xor int eval lc qq y sqrt cos
    and print chr ord for qw x printf
    each return local x y or print qq
    s s and eval q s undef or oct xor
    time xor ref print chr int ord lc
    foreach qw y hex alarm chdir kill
    exec return y s gt sin sort split

  5. Huh degrees on Microsoft's OOXML Formulas Could Be Dangerous · · Score: 1

    Degrees? Great choice. It's not subjective: it neatly fits the 360 days in a year.

  6. Duh on Attempts to Count Linux Users Remain Pointless · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows linux users are irrational, a class of number of which there exists so many that their number is uncountably infinite.

  7. Gimmick. on Did We Really Need Seven New Wonders? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is a worthless gimmick conceived by someone out to make a buck - because the list will influence some tourists' destinations this summer (and I'd wager that some of those on the list paid there way up there) - and lapped up by popular media in the place of surfboarding ferrets. As if there are only 21 valuable places in the world (the shortlist), and an internet vote can provide an unbiased and definitive list of the seven 'greatest'.

    There are thousands of fantastic places in the world. The UN's world heritage sites (660 cultural, 166 natural) are but a start at cataloguing and an attempt to protect them.

  8. Non! on Ubuntu Dell $50 Cheaper Than Vista Dell · · Score: 1

    Say an Enterprise begins its upgrade/replace rollout of 10,000 computers.. $50x10,000 = $500,000 Savings Dell Refuses to Sell Ubuntu to Business http://linux.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/06/20/ 1215213
  9. Insane relatives on No iPhone For 64-Bit Windows · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I once visited the iTunes forums. The majority of posts were windows users being driven insane by iTunes adding a shortcut to itself on their start menu, quicklaunch and desktop every time *any* user ran it.

  10. Le Denounement on GPL 3 Launch Date Announced · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How can you unveil something that's been through a year of public drafting?

  11. Vista residence? on ESA Initiates Police Raid Against Console Modder · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can live inside an operating system? Now that's virtualisation. It must be hell.

  12. No it's okay on BBC Threatened Over iPlayer Format · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They're going to bring a Mac client as well, which means that *everyone* will be able to watch TV. That's how they report the story.

  13. Exam on Perfect Silicon Sphere to Redefine the Kilogram · · Score: 4, Funny

    Weird. I read about this in an exam I took last week. It stated that the present standard kilogram is a mass of platinum and iridium kept at STP underground, and asked what factors might affect the mass of the standard kilogram when it is measured. I answered if any isotopes of platinum or iridium decay, or if the standard kilogram had a velocity close to the speed of light.

  14. Don't worry about that on OpenOffice.org for Mac OS X Alpha Released! · · Score: 1

    I'm sure we can count on Slashdot readers to submit reliable bug reports.. Like bugzilla.mozilla doesn't drop requests with slashdot.org as referer.

  15. Suffer? on TiVo Says It Could Suffer Under GPLv3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Tivo users suffer under their current GPLv2 abuse. Their rights are unjustly stolen from them, exploiting a circumstance hard to imagine in 1991 when the GPLv2 was published. Tivo knows this full well. Now is time to clean up their act (before GPLv3 would be best) or else they await a just upcommance.

  16. Joke? on British Civil Liberties Film Released · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The first time I clicked "read more" on this story I got the "Nothing for you to see here. Please move along." error.

  17. Question. on BBC Kicked out of School Over Wi-Fi Scaremongering · · Score: 1

    Was it a Scientology faith school?

  18. LinuxDay on German Linux Community Boycotting LinuxTag · · Score: 1

    Is there a LinuxDay event anywhere?

  19. article on Why Web Pirates Can't Be Touched · · Score: 0, Redundant

    =o= what? no cute blond girls?

  20. Apology? on Flickr Censors A Photographer's Plea · · Score: 1

    They're not digg. They should apoligise, and restore the post.

  21. Handpants. on Wolfram Offers Prize For (2,3) Turing Machine · · Score: 1

    Shit, that's the only maths joke one can make. You've selfishly take all five Funny mod points available for this thread.
  22. "Just work" on AMD Promises Open Source Graphics Drivers · · Score: 1

    Non-free drivers and specifications will NEVER work. They will always fail users, because the developers cannot possibly predict how users in the future will use their products. Will the drivers with an 8 year old non-standard printer/modem/camera packaged for Windows 98 work on Vista? Probably not. Have the developers producted updated drivers? No, why should they? The line is discontinued. But the hardware is still in perfect condition. If the drivers were free, someone could easily update them, but a lack of specifications makes that impossible.

    Non free drivers will ALWAYS end up screwing users, because it's impossible to produce something futureproof. In ten years, your 2nd generation iPod won't play modern codecs, only obsolete ones.

        We already see perfectly functional hardware abandoned because of inadequate software.

    Think about the OLPC. Why do the drivers have to be free? Because if not, they are dependant on the developers (at their liberty, even if they are still in business) to produce software to work with newer, superior protocols and technology.

    There exists a hi-tech car park, where cars are filed by a robot into pigeon holes. The company that built it went bust, never releasing the software. If the software goes wrong, that's hundreds of cars irretrievable without demolition. No company to take responsibility, or to fix it.

  23. Spam is international on France Launches Anti-Spam Platform · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Spam has no borders. We need a *worldwide* effort.

  24. Seconded on Microsoft Patches 19 Flaws, 6 in Vista · · Score: 1

    Why does the author describe them as 'flaws' rather than bugs, or vulnerabilities if they concern security.

  25. Supporting free software != maintaining the GPL on You Can Oppose Copyright and Support Open Source · · Score: 1

    Free software is an issue of ethics. Shouldn't man be allowed to help his neighbour if he were to asked to share his knowledge? Or his computer software? In a humane society, would the men be punished or rewarded? Is a hierarchical system of knowledge/information acceptable? (Akin to the medieval feudal society, where an elite possess a wealth of information, and subjects are abandoned to poverty of education). Whereas the distribution of wealth (and books) has always been unjust because of their finiteness, for the distribution of knowledge today there exists an opportunity to share limitless information equally between everyone.

    In such a free society, there would exist neither 'open-source' or 'closed-source', and they would require no copyright to protect them. The GPL exists as it does, protected by copyright, because Richard Stallman knew that this would be the most successful method to protect free software within the present system.