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  1. No screens? on DS Game Could Stave off Dementia · · Score: 1

    It's too bad there aren't any screenshots or further info. This game sounds quite interesting to me. I wonder if/when it will make its North American debut...

  2. Re:Particle Man... on Duke Nukem Forever Tops Vaporware List · · Score: 0

    Nobody knows. . . Particle Man.

  3. Re:Clueless Mistakes on Equipment Suppliers You Can Trust? · · Score: 0

    Speaking of "minimum competence," did you even attend high school? Honestly, there quite a few words in your post that were misspelled attrociously! Some of them were spelled correctly at one point and then crapped out horribly later on! I started wondering if you even completed grade school when you can't even fucking spell "keep!" Congratulations, dumbass!

    For the record, here is a list of your fucked up words, in order; corrected by myself.

    guy, guys, keep, delivered, serious, Choose, sense, Basically, routinely, create, 3Ghz, Xeons, keep, until, processor, choose, 4Ghz, smaller, until, though, break, promptly.

  4. Re:boring on 100 Things We Didn't Know This Time Last Year · · Score: 0

    How shit, indeed! (Best [worst] line EFFAR!!!)

  5. Re:Stereotypical southerner geek? on Games That Travel Well · · Score: 0

    I don't know about anyone else, but I keep my GIMP in /usr/local.

  6. Re:pints? on Man Cures Himself of HIV? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Time is an illusion. Lunchtime; doubly so.

  7. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True on 419 Emails From A Cultural Perspective · · Score: 0
    Do you remember that episode of South Park where the guy at the planetarium had a disease in his foot that prevented him from saying T's in words like "plane-arium?" Perhaps it's the same with the letter G. So, when this guy "-oogles" another woman, he's actually "searching for" another woman. . .

    Just my pitiful attempt at humor. I'll go hang myself now.

  8. Re:This man is a moron on Jack Thompson Rescinds Offer · · Score: 0

    Yes, I also would like to read that conversation. It would do my heart good to see a mere teenager "defeat" a "respected attorney." (If you can call him respected).

  9. why? on RIAA Goes After Satellite Radio · · Score: 0

    Whatever they can do to squeeze a few extra pennies out of anyone, I guess.

  10. Re:I'll give $5... on SpecOps Labs offers $10,000 to Emulator Developers · · Score: 0, Insightful

    You got paid? And what is this "SNES" you speak of? In my day we ran a PS3 emulator on the wall of our cave using only primitive symbols drawn with charcoal. Needless to say, our texel fill rates and polygon counts were quite attrocious. And don't even get me started on Antialiasing or high definition. . .

  11. Re:The Largest... What next? on Oracle To Buy Siebel · · Score: 0

    Having used Siebel and another CRM called Helix when working for Gateway Computers (Outsourced to Alorica, Inc.), I can only say: it's about damn time. Siebel was the most worthless piece of shit ever created. If Helix were more widely adopted, the world would be a better place for humanity.

  12. Re:600 feet per minute... on The End of the Bar Code · · Score: 0

    I guess that would be true if there were only 10 seconds in your minute. But, for the rest of us, 600 feet/minute == 10 feet/second.

  13. Re:600 feet per minute... on The End of the Bar Code · · Score: 0
    stockers come in at 3am and upload the truck

    What kind of speeds were you getting to and/or from the "server?"

  14. Re:But I thought Europe was all about freedom? on EU Proposing to Make P2P Piracy A Criminal Offense · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    That's what the Divided States of Embarrassment are all about!

  15. Mandriva on Mandriva Linux 2006 Beta Underway · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I still firmly believe that Mandrake^H^H^Hiva is just RedHat with KDE. And since RedHat blows asshole, I won't be using this piece of shit. Anyone who says otherwise is a damned moron. Any distro that doesn't install packages and system files in a standard place is bound to fail.

  16. Re:THIRD POST! on Microsoft Continues Anti-OSS Strategy · · Score: 0

    Thr1d Ps0t?

  17. Re:Get an xbox and mod it on Build Your Own Linux Home Theater PC · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    although, XMBC is amazing

    I'm a little unclear. . . what is this XMBC you speak of?
    X Mox Bedia Center?
    X Media Box Center?
    Please, clue me in.

  18. Re:next time on Nuclear Battery That Runs 10 Years · · Score: 0

    Yes, but by that time; your laptop will be 10 years obsolete, so you won't be too bad off. . .

  19. Re:I don't know about their technology... on The Feasibility of Star Wars Tech · · Score: 0
    Mom? If you were in a German Scheisse video, you... you'd tell me, wouldn't you?

    What you really meant to say was:
    Mom, if you were in a German scheiße video; you... you'd tell me, wouldn't you?

  20. Re:What's so bad? on Real ID: You Can Still Fight It · · Score: 0

    While I agree that having to carry only one form of identification would be more convenient and less tedious; I fully disagree with being forced to carry it. If I only want to carry my DL or my SS card, I should legally be able to do so; and should I desire to carry both in one, that should be acceptable, too.
    Notice acceptable, not mandatory.

  21. Re:Hold on! on Mars Rover Stuck in a Dune · · Score: 0

    12 yards long and 2 lanes wide;
    it's 65 tons of American Pride.

  22. Re:Alternative? I think not on DMCA Prevents Photoshop Support of Nikon Camera · · Score: 0
    I'm sensing a bit of thoughtless asshattery coming from your direction. . . You may have a point with your statement, but the problem with it is Canon still fully supports Photoshop. NIKON is the company that you should direct your hostility to.

    Tool. . .

  23. Re:Editors? on Sousveillance in Seattle - Watching the Watchers · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You're such a fucking tool. . .

  24. Re:Harddriva? on Mandrakesoft Changes Name to Mandriva · · Score: 0
    "Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg.
    Racecars, lasers, aeroplanes; it's a duck blur.
    Might solve a mystery, or rewrite history;

    Duck Tools Oooh, ooh!
    Every day, they're out there making
    Duck Tools Oooh, ooh!
    Tales of daring do bad and good
    Luck Tools Oooh, ooh!"

  25. Re:Well on Mandrakesoft Changes Name to Mandriva · · Score: 0
    Since Rosco P. Coltrane posted that, I only have one response:

    Hakyukyukyuk!