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419 Emails From A Cultural Perspective

dasboy writes "The LA Times has an article entitled I Will Eat Your Dollars about Nigerian 419 scammers that presents some of the cultural basis for the crime. They follow some young men in Lagos who toil over computers all-day and long into the night to snag a new victim. They even have a fight song entitled 'I Go Chop Your Dollars.'" From the article: "Scammers, he said, 'have the belief that white men are stupid and greedy. They say the American guy has a good life. There's this belief that for every dollar they lose, the American government will pay them back in some way.' What makes the scams so tempting for the targets is that they promise a tantalizing escape from the mundane disappointments of life. The scams offer fabulous riches or the love of your life, but first the magha has to send a series of escalating fees and payments. In a dating scam, for instance, the fraudsters send pictures taken from modeling websites."

463 comments

  1. If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by geomon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Then it probably is. An email from a young, great looking, hard bodied male/female who is rich and has gobs of cash to spend on *you* is probably NOT for real.

    More likely is that you will find someone who has your same interests and general income level, whom you will start a relationship with and then waver in and out of interest with.

    That's real life.

    Of course I still buy an occasional lottery ticket.

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    1. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by antonyb · · Score: 4, Funny
      More likely is that you will find someone who has your same interests and general income level, whom you will start a relationship with and then waver in and out of interest with.

      Nothing like aiming high, huh?

    2. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by filtur · · Score: 1

      That's real life.
      I live in a fantasy world! Sign me up!

      I still find it hard to believe(not that I'm saying it doesn't happen, suckers and their money etc.) that people still fall for these sorts of things, maybe every email should have a warning appended it to by your account provider :)

    3. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by rebeka+thomas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > That's real life.

      Indeed. Real life is that the nigerian scammers are criminals, and deserve to be locked up and/or shot. Not looked at as some kind of cultural escapism that is the necessary end result of a boring life. Get them up off their asses and not indulging in criminality, or jail them. No other options should be considered.

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    4. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by geomon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nothing like aiming high, huh?

      Its called 'human nature'.

      Some of the friends I went to college with had plenty of money and great looking girl friends of the type most geeks and social outcasts would worship for their stunning beauty. My more-well-off friends would meet these women and be infatuated with them. Several months would go by and they would be oogling another beauty across the courtyard.

      The same is true for my geek friends. They had girl friends who were not stunning, but attractive and smart. They would have been a great companion for anyone. The geek friend would also be infatuated for a few months and then suddenly would be eyeballing another woman in the computer lab.

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    5. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by wireloose · · Score: 1

      I used to buy lottery tickets, too. Until it dawned on me that they just amount to extra tax on the mathemtically challenged.

    6. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by mcrbids · · Score: 2, Funny

      young, great looking, hard bodied male/female who is rich and has gobs of cash to spend on *you* is probably NOT for real.

      Boy, you must have a low opinion of the people who frequent this place!

      I got an email like that just yesterday! She was hot, she was great-looking, and she wanted to spend gobs of cash on ME. Of course, she's my wife, I provide the "gobs of cash", and we're going on a trip to the coast leaving tonight, but...

      Whatever. It can happen. I mean it. Slashdotters, don't let disparaging slobs like the parent get you down! Cool, good-looking geek-chics ARE out there!

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    7. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

      > and then suddenly would be eyeballing another woman in the computer lab

      I think I've found the problem...

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    8. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by geomon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whatever. It can happen. I mean it. Slashdotters, don't let disparaging slobs like the parent get you down! Cool, good-looking geek-chics ARE out there!

      This message was brought to you by the 419 Industry Consortium.

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    9. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by schon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      scammers are criminals, and deserve to be locked up and/or shot. Not looked at as some kind of cultural escapism that is the necessary end result of a boring life.

      Exactly. This whole article seems to be nothing more than sociopathic guilt transference - they know what they're doing hurts other people, so they come up with excuses about their victims in an attempt to mask their guilt.

      I'm surprised they didn't use the phrase "everybody does it".

    10. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by MoonBuggy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The scammers are making decisions that will benefit them while damaging the lives of people who lack the intelligence or information necessary to avoid having their money taken from them.

      Now replace the word 'scammer' with the word 'corporation', or even 'politician'. Those new sentences might not always hold true, but you can't tell me you'd be suprised to read either of them and hear that the end result was a resignation or a slap on the wrist.

    11. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1
      Real life is that the nigerian scammers are criminals, and deserve to be locked up and/or shot.

      Come on, people. Locked up? Yes. Shot? No.

      The punishment should fit the crime. These guys, while scumbags, have not killed anyone (yet). Once they cross that line it'll be OK to open fire on them, as well as Bernie Ebbers, Scott Sullivan, Andrew and Leah Fastow, and possibly, in the near future Jeffrey Skillings and Ken Lay. Fraud is not a capital offense, and corporate America will not ever allow it to become one.

      Hell, just dealing with the telcos alone would produce a higher body count than the Spanish American War.

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    12. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by Leto-II · · Score: 4, Funny

      The same is true for my geek friends. They had girl friends who were not stunning, but attractive and smart. They would have been a great companion for anyone. The geek friend would also be infatuated for a few months and then suddenly would be eyeballing another woman in the computer lab.

      You mean the other woman in the computer lab?

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    13. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by thewils · · Score: 1

      "oogling"?

      Is that like ogling but with both eyes?

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    14. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by databyss · · Score: 1

      "Whatever. It can happen. I mean it. Slashdotters, don't let disparaging slobs like the parent get you down! Cool, good-looking geek-chics ARE out there!"

      and if you get anywhere near my girlfriend, I will shoot you.

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    15. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are SO right.

      I got an email just last week from a gorgeous woman wanting to spend gobs of cash on me as well. She said something about having to wait until she gets back from a trip to the coast or something though.

      But seriously. Happiness with a member of the opposite sex is possible, it just takes work and commitment. My wife and I just celebrated our 7th year of marriage.

      A friend saw one of those weddings on TV where the vows were "... as long as we both shall love..." What a joke.

    16. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by juancn · · Score: 1

      From 'American Beauty':

      "Never underestimate the power of denial"

    17. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by xappax · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think anyone (except them) would claim that their excuses are a fair justification for stealing from gullible, often not-so wealthy americans, but that doesn't mean we should ignore them.

      Understanding the social and economic context that this sort of crime takes place in is important, especially if we want to combat it. Poverty and lack of education, while certainly not justifications for crime, are often part of the cause.

      Much like muslim terrorists, I think it's always better to have an understanding of what's going on with the people who try to screw us over so hard, instead of just imagining them as mustachio twirling villains who are out to get us because, well, they're the bad guys.

    18. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by Schemat1c · · Score: 1

      I used to buy lottery tickets, too. Until it dawned on me that they just amount to extra tax on the mathemtically challenged.

      Now if we could only find a way to tax the orthographically challenged.

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    19. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by geomon · · Score: 3, Informative

      You mean the other woman in the computer lab?

      I know that this may sound like a fantasy equal to those in the 419 scams but when I was an undergraduate two decades ago, there were LOTS of women in the computer labs. The women who worked on computers back then were mathematics majors, accounting majors, and a few who were working toward a degree in computer science. The number of women in computer science was small (2% of the total in the department), but when you added in all of the other majors using the VAX system for their classes, the number was probably closer to 40%. The university I attended has a strong business school and the accounting majors have been recruited nationally for three decades. By the early 1980s, the population of the accounting department more than 50% women.

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    20. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by schon · · Score: 3, Informative

      These guys, while scumbags, have not killed anyone (yet).

      Sure about that?

    21. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me? multiple scammers have conned people into visiting them in various countries throughout europe and africa with the promise that victims will be able to collect their cash, and violently beat, kill or just 'disappear' them in order to get their identity/cash/bank details.

      There is little they will not do for a buck, and despite the stupidity of their victims, they should not get away with it. Ignorance is no excuse to let the guilty go free.

    22. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by sidmystic · · Score: 1

      Leave it to the LA Times to paint a sympathetic picture of scammers.

    23. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by U1timateZer0 · · Score: 0
      Do you remember that episode of South Park where the guy at the planetarium had a disease in his foot that prevented him from saying T's in words like "plane-arium?" Perhaps it's the same with the letter G. So, when this guy "-oogles" another woman, he's actually "searching for" another woman. . .

      Just my pitiful attempt at humor. I'll go hang myself now.

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    24. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by marsperson · · Score: 1, Funny

      >>I'm surprised they didn't use the phrase "everybody does it".


      Everybody uses that phrase.

    25. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by schon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Understanding the social and economic context that this sort of crime takes place in is important, especially if we want to combat it.

      While true, it doesn't really help if all you're doing is navel-gazing. Case in point:

      Poverty and lack of education, while certainly not justifications for crime, are often part of the cause.

      This is true for most crimes (not all of course - some are committed by the rich and priveliged) so it's really nothing new. Constantly bringing it up is just over-analyzing the problem.

      I think it's always better to have an understanding of what's going on with the people who try to screw us over so hard

      Yes, but at some point you must actually *start doing something*. Understanding, by itself, only solves victimless crimes. As there are definite victims to this, then the understanding is meaningless without additional action.

    26. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by Hoarke42 · · Score: 1

      I happened to read something on the dating scam a while back. Most of the modelling pics came from http://www.focusagencyhawaii.com/view_female_model s.htm.

      (My apologies to the site for incoming /.)

    27. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "...friends would meet these women and be infatuated with them. Several months would go by and they would be oogling another beauty across the courtyard."

      That's why I don't ever marry them...just live with them for awhile. Kind of like "leasing with an option to buy".

      :-)

      But seriously, nothing surprising here...that's the nature of man...we love to look at women, we constantly like new things...and it is in our genes to spread our genes out as much as possible. In this day in age...with an addendum...do it while trying not to lose half your possessions each time along the way...

      :-)

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    28. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      A friend saw one of those weddings on TV where the vows were "... as long as we both shall love..." What a joke.

      What, you got a problem with honesty? Or perhaps you think masochism is the way to a healthy life? Staying married for marriage's sake is a huge mistake. If you are truely out of love, not just having a spat, then of course you should both move on.

    29. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by lcsjk · · Score: 1

      There's no "g" up front. It's a new search engine in which you say the first letter to yourself as you 'oogle.

    30. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by shigelojoe · · Score: 1

      Then it probably is. An email from a young, great looking, hard bodied male/female who is rich and has gobs of cash to spend on *you* is probably NOT for real.

      Right now there is a young, great looking, hard bodied female who is rich and has gobs of cash to spend on *you* crying at her keyboard because no one is answering her e-mails anymore.

    31. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1
      Sure about that?
      Yep. From TFA (bold text mine):
      Interpol and the police forces of South Africa, America and Greece have joined forces to investigate the brutal murder of a wealthy Greek national...

      When they get a conviction, then we get to pass out bullets and handguns. But remember, we get to shoot U.S. businessmen as well. Personally, I'm looking forward to seeing a few executions of the latter.

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    32. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by wireloose · · Score: 1

      Heheh. Or as in my case, the typographically challenged. :)

    33. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by rossifer · · Score: 1

      I used to buy lottery tickets, too. Until it dawned on me that they just amount to extra tax on the mathemtically challenged.

      If you're buying lottery tickets as an investment plan, well yeah, you're pretty much a complete retard. If you're buying lottery tickets as entertainment, the math comes out a little differently:

      An evening out at the movies in many major U.S. cities will run you $20-$40 depending on the specific theater and if you buy popcorn and drinks. Spending $5 a week so you get to fantasize what you'll do with the money in the now non-zero likelihood that you win something and the excitement of the actual drawing? I can see how two months of that might be worth giving up one evening out to the movies...

      Regards,
      Ross

    34. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 1

      While I agree mostly, to be fair, scamming on the part of government and corporation rarely results in any comeback at all - more often a gagging order and cover up, or no-one having the balls to challenge the corp in question. And beleive me, corps and the governments of the world are much, much better scammers than these 419'rs. Thats why some people reading this would loudly profess "no ones trying to scam me".

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    35. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1

      Try this experiment, re-read what you just posted and replace the word "little" with "a corporation".

      Now before you get too bent out of shape, let me say that I totally agree that the guilty should not go free - in fact, I believe the punishment should be extremely harsh. It should not be death, though.

      My iniital post was targeted at the comment that we should shoot the Nigerian scammers. However, I never hear any calls to do the same to some recently mentioned corporate employees convicted of the same type of crime. If we're gonna preach justice, preach true justice.

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    36. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      I'd hardly call it sympathetic. It's pretty neutral.

      I know you really want all your criminals cackling evil and twirling their moustaches, but let's be frank: the line between a criminal and a non-criminal is pretty small. Even their "sucker is born every minute" line would be completely normal in many businesses.

    37. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 3, Informative
      As a clarification to this, many 419 scams are set up as follows:

      An organized crime ring in some country goes into a low-income district, and finds a few mildly educated people who are short on cash. They loan them some money, and then tell them they can pay it back by pulling a few 419 scams on some rich americans they've got lined up who deserve it.

      The scammer sends out the scam to the email list provided, and eventually hooks a sucker or two.

      At this point, a number of things may happen, but the scammer is usually not allowed to actually handle any "real" cash themselves; organized crime steps in and takes it from here.

      In some cases, the scammer is told to lure the victim to an airport in some country. The crime ring has someone (sometimes even the scammer) set up to meet them, and then has someone else "vanish" the rich foreigner and take their money/ID. The money/ID is then used in the crime ring's other operations, usually to move between countries or launder dirty goods/money.

      One thing I've never heard of in these cases is what happens to the hired scammers; one could conjecture that they might also be "vanished" at the end of a job, or it could be a situation where if they get results, they're added onto the payroll permanently, and if they don't, they're pressed to repay the loan some other way and things go on from there.

      Of course, there are also the educated teenagers who hang out at internet cafes, and do it for kicks. Usually you can tell the difference, as the hired scammers tend to use one of a limited set of form mails, wheras the bored teens get a bit more original, although they usually end up leaving out something necessary to make the scam actually work.

    38. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by schon · · Score: 1
      These guys, while scumbags, have not killed anyone (yet).
      Sure about that?

      Yep.

      I'm sorry, but it seems you're using some sort of time-travelling causality-impaired definition of killed, with which I am unfamiliar.

      When they get a conviction...

      You're saying that if person "A" kills person "B", then person "B" isn't really dead until person "A" gets convicted? Or are you saying that person "B" is dead, but that person "A" didn't actually kill him? Ir are you saying that if person "C" gets wrongfully charged and convicted, that person "A" didn't really kill person "B" after all?

      Note: You said "they haven't killed anyone" - you didn't say "they haven't been convicted of killing anyone". There is a rather large disparity between the two.
    39. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by timothykaine · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised they didn't use the phrase "everybody does it".

      Or "I learned it from GTA"

    40. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Being locked up in a west african prison is probably a fate worse than death. If being a scammer is viewed as pretty neutral in your society, imagine being locked up with real hard-case criminals

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    41. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There is little they will not do for a buck
      Try this experiment, re-read what you just posted and replace the word "little" with "a corporation".

      "There is a corporation they will not do for a buck"

      What exactly does that prove? (or for that matter, what exactly does it mean?) I'm not the AC you replied to, but I did it anyway.

      My iniital post was targeted at the comment that we should shoot the Nigerian scammers.

      Yes. But your initial post made a statement which was later proven to be incorrect. You then proceeded to make an ass of yourself by (A) trying to change the subject, and (B) trying to explain away the mistake while insisting that it's not a mistake.

      Everybody makes mistakes. Suck it up, admit you were wrong (to yourself is OK), and move on. Don't be an ass.
    42. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Some friends of mine won $249M in the megalotto back in the spring, their lives are just now settling down into a life. It's not all a bed of roses. Of course I still spend $5.00 and hope occasionaly.

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    43. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Note: You said "they haven't killed anyone" - you didn't say "they haven't been convicted of killing anyone". There is a rather large disparity between the two."

      One is proven in court and the other is an accusation. I can accuse you of trying to murder the president if I want to but whether I got a conviction would be a different matter. You seem to have convicted people in your head only.

    44. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by Leto-II · · Score: 1

      Ah, that makes sense. I was thinking of the computer science department's lab, not a general computer lab. Even now the general computer labs are filled with women.

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    45. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by shawb · · Score: 1

      For me it's a buck or two whenever the jackpot reaches some absurdly high amount. That's kinda fun. Every week (or twice a week depending on the lotter) is a bit much. And five bucks a pop? Nah. I recently heard that about 80% of lottery winners bought a single ticket and about 20% of winners were office pools. The number of individuals who bought multiple tickets for that drawing is statistically insignificant.

      What that means to me is that about 80% of lottery tickets are sold to someone who buys one ticket, 20% go to office pools, and very few people actually buy more than one ticket. Hmm... I guess this coincides with my observations. When I notice people buying tickets, it's usually one ticket, or if it is multiple tickets it's a couple different types of tickets (Give me a Powerball, a megabucks and a double moo-lah).

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    46. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say it's time to start bombing those dumb niggers. They're sitting on top of a heap of oil anyway.

    47. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by schon · · Score: 1

      One is proven in court and the other is an accusation.

      No, one is a *DEFINITE ACTION*, and the other is a legal verification of that action. The two concepts are orthogonal.

      Killing someone is still killing them, whether or not you go to jail for it.

      You seem to have convicted people in your head only.

      You seem to lack logic skills, and are trying to blame me because you made a mistake.

      If you kill someone, then you've killed them - whether you are ever convicted of it or not. They're just as dead, and you're just as guilty. Doesn't even matter if nobody ever discovers the body and you never even become a suspect - you still did it.

    48. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by ameoba · · Score: 1
      Slashdotters, don't let disparaging slobs like the parent get you down! Cool, good-looking geek-chics ARE out there!
      ...and they're all already taken.
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    49. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by pappy97 · · Score: 1

      "More likely is that you will find someone who has your same interests and general income level, whom you will start a relationship with and then waver in and out of interest with."

      I wonder if we will start seeing Nigerian scams that play on this. After all, if a girl who is good looking, but not a super model, starts talking to you, and talks about how she loves /., you might cave in.

    50. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sociopathic guilt transference is an oxymoron. Sociopaths feel no guilt, and hence has none to transfer, nor any need to make "excuses". That's what makes them sociopaths.

    51. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, I'd probably wake up

    52. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by blockhouse · · Score: 1

      Real life is that the nigerian scammers are criminals, and deserve to be locked up and/or shot. Not looked at as some kind of cultural escapism that is the necessary end result of a boring life. Get them up off their asses and not indulging in criminality, or jail them. No other options should be considered.

      Interesting. I wonder if the RIAA thinks the same thing about those who engage in online music piracy^H^H^H^H^H^H copyright infringement.

    53. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by bobbozzo · · Score: 1

      In the interest of equal opportunity, I hearby nominate the enron executives for execution.

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    54. Re:If It Sounds Too Good To Be True by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1
      You're saying that if person "A" kills person "B", then person "B" isn't really dead until person "A" gets convicted?

      Nope. What I'm saying is that the article in question says the police believe the man was killed by a 419 ring. While it is highly probable that his death is related to the scam, there have been no arrests, charges, trials, or convictions thus far - we simply do not have any facts that say "the 419'ers did this". Without facts, all that's left is speculation; we might as well say that he was killed by the Italian/Russian Mafia.

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  2. First Prime Factorization Post by 2*2*3*75011 · · Score: 1, Funny

    419 is... prime.

  3. Really? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 4, Funny
    They say the American guy has a good life.

    Walk a mile in my shoes, buddy. You'll find out it ain't all peachs 'n cream.

    1. Re:Really? by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 4, Funny

      And your shoes find out what it's like to walk a mile...

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    2. Re:Really? by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Funny

      I should hope not! Walking a mile through peaches and cream would suck!

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    3. Re:Really? by cyber0ne · · Score: 5, Funny

      Walk a mile in my shoes, buddy. You'll find out it ain't all peachs 'n cream.

      A friend of mine from another country once said he felt sorry for me because I have Bush as a president. I responded, "Me? Hell, I feel sorry for you. At least I'm not subject to his foreign policy."

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    4. Re:Really? by TheWhaleShark · · Score: 1

      That's true. I'd be really pissed too if someone took my shoes.

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    5. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's Hershey's, Twinkies, Jerkie, doughnuts, Pringles...

    6. Re:Really? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Foo: They say the American guy has a good life.

      Bar: Walk a mile in my shoes, buddy. You'll find out it ain't all peachs 'n cream.

      Yeah. You've got it bad, here in America (I assume) with "the run-down, teeming streets, the grimy buildings, the broken refrigerators stacked outside, the strings of wet washing. It's the kind of place where plainclothes police prowl the streets extorting bribes, where mobs burn thieves to death for stealing a cellphone, and where some people paint "This House Is Not For Sale" in big letters on their homes, in case someone posing as the owner tries to put it on the market."

      Oh, my bad. That's the description (from the FA) of the conditions of the folks who you're asking to "walk in your shoes". There's no way anyone from the US, Canada, or Europe (including myself) could even concieve of what it's like to live in such conditions with no way out.

      Wrong is wrong, and the young man profiled in the article has more guts than most to see that and turn his back on it. But to completely ignore the factors behind the bad behavior is counterproductive at best. "Root causes" (of crime, poverty, terrorism, etc) may be overrated, but it's hard to defeat an enemy if you don't know his motivation.

      Or maybe Slashdot dropped the [sarcasm] tag from your post...

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    7. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Walk a mile in my shoes, buddy. You'll find out it ain't all peachs 'n cream.

      Lighten up. Millions upon millions of people don't even have shoes.

    8. Re:Really? by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Walk a mile in my shoes, buddy. You'll find out it ain't all peachs 'n cream.

      Doubtful. You most likely have a personal computer that you can call your own, or perhaps your family's. You probably eat well, have a closet full of clothes to choose from, get a free education (high school), or pay(have payed for) for a good quality education if you're in college. Chances are that you own your own car, or can use on of your families cars. Given the current US unemployment percentage (5.1%) you most likely have a job. You spend your free time on niche news websites such as slashdot. I could go on, but the point is, you (and I also fit into all of those above claims), that we have a good life compared to most the rest of the world, regardless of where we fit in on the American class system.

      Now, that all being said, it is in no way an excuse for these immoral scams. Stealing is wrong no matter what and these people prey on the old and poor who are ticked into this scam. What they do is unexcusable, and their reasoning offered in the article is just that, excuses for behavoir they know is wrong.

      --
      "In the game of life, someone always has to lose. To me, if life were fair, that someone would always be Oklahoma." -DKR
    9. Re:Really? by BigForbis · · Score: 1

      At least you'd be a mile away wearing his shoes...

      --
      Remember, 50% of people are below average...
    10. Re:Really? by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Worse, your subjected to his national policy... Unless your affliated with Halliburton or an oil company, then everything is peachy...

      --
      Yes Francis, the world has gone crazy.
    11. Re:Really? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I feel sorry for those people too, because quite a lot of them died in the past 5 years.

      --
      Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
    12. Re:Really? by jcr · · Score: 5, Funny

      You've got it bad, here in America (I assume) with "the run-down, teeming streets, the grimy buildings, the broken refrigerators stacked outside, the strings of wet washing.

      Have you ever been to West Virginia?

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    13. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you modded insightful?
            Have you ever been to South Central L.A.?
              How about inner city New York?
              Taken a look at the central hub in Atlanta?
              Walked the streets in San Franfreako at 3am lately?
              Don't even pretend to think you know about the world when you haven't even left high school yet, okay?
              Oddly enough, most of these areas have become that way because of foreigners moving into the area and trying to make it just like home....
            Thank you, World, for trashing my home country.

    14. Re:Really? by drooling-dog · · Score: 5, Funny
      You'll find out it ain't all peachs 'n cream.

      Not at all. Wednesday is Spaghetti Day!

    15. Re:Really? by DeusExMalex · · Score: 1

      Yeah. You've got it bad, here in America (I assume) with "the run-down, teeming streets, the grimy buildings, the broken refrigerators stacked outside, the strings of wet washing. It's the kind of place where plainclothes police prowl the streets extorting bribes, where mobs burn thieves to death for stealing a cellphone, and where some people paint "This House Is Not For Sale" in big letters on their homes, in case someone posing as the owner tries to put it on the market."

      Because here in Amerikkka, we've never had run-down, teeming streets, grimy buildings or broken refrigerators. We certainly have never had corrupt police leeching off the community they swore to protect and never ever have we had mob justice exacted on those undeserving of capital punishment or someone steal something only to sell it.

      You're right, Amerikkka is a magical land of fairies and money where everyone has everything they could ever need or want and we're greedily and spitefully not giving to those who have less. We deserve to have everything scammed out from underneath us because, after all, money doesn't grow on trees in Amerikkka, it grows on our palms.

      I hate when people suggest that I should be feeding every starving child on the face of the planet because you know what? Yes, I am considered "middle class" and attend college but I still have trouble affording things like housing and food.

    16. Re:Really? by PickyH3D · · Score: 0
      What the hell is that supposed to mean? That the guy has never had to work for anything?

      If it's just a face value slap in the face ("Everyone in America drives everywhere!"), then you're just an ignorant ass that is flat out wrong. Not to mention people like me that RUN 3 miles a DAY and WALK almost everywhere.

      Get off your high horse and realize you are DEFENDING CRIMINALS just because they MAY or MAY NOT have a fucking car, or a perfect life?! It's like saying a kid that grows up in the Bronx deserves to steal that BMW because he had a tough life growing up! You're an IDIOT.

    17. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I'm pretty sure you didn't get the joke ;)

    18. Re:Really? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1

      And Friday is Hawaiian shirt day....

    19. Re:Really? by nine-times · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have his shoes."

      I don't know who said it, but it's the first thing I think of these days when people talk about walking a mile in someone else's shoes.

      Anyhow, for the people criticizing this guy for whining, remember that this is the whole point of the "walk a mile..." saying. Everyone's life is filled with trouble. That's what life is. Some may have it better, and some may have it worse, but if you think anyone has it so good that they deserve to be hurt, then you probably don't understand what that person's life is really like.

      (That's one idea, anyway)

    20. Re:Really? by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Informative

      But the scammers aren't the poor people living in those conditions! On the contrary, they're the rich and educated Nigerians -- if they weren't, they wouldn't have the knowledge and resources to perpetrate the scams (e.g. speaking English and having enough money for Internet access). See Section 5 of this for details.

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    21. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Have you walked the Streets of San Francisco at 3am? Because I do frequently and can say that they're very very quiet, even in the Tenderloin. I have never been the victim of a crime nor felt vaguely threatened, although I wouldn't recommend old ladies to walk the streets at 3am, it just doesn't seem smart. Unless you know where to go there's pretty much nothing happening or nothing to see at this time.

      Anyway, everybody knows it's black people and crazy drug users you have to watch out for, not immigrants. Somehow I doubt you yourself have a comprehensive knowledge of, uhmm, South Central LA, "inner City New York" (you mean Queens or what the hell are you talking about here?), the central hub of Atlanta (teaming with immigration), or San Franfreako.

    22. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For being greedy Amerikkkkkkkkkkkans (wtf with the k's?), we sure seem to give a lot to charity.

    23. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Words of wisdom.

      Before you criticize a person you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

    24. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a description of New Orleans about right now. Especially the broken refrigerators.

    25. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way out? Shit, that's where we get all our highly trained taxi drivers.

    26. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how much did YOU give?

      Yeah, I thought so.

    27. Re:Really? by Slashdiddly · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I thought regular exercise helped calm the nerves. The number of caps in your post proves that wrong.

    28. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if he'll let'em keep the shoes...

    29. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is your doctor: I think you forgot to take your meds. Thx.

    30. Re:Really? by Boogaroo · · Score: 1

      No, but I did live in Louisiana, just about the same really. I'm sure it's worse now.

    31. Re:Really? by MacGod · · Score: 1

      One of my favourite quotations of all time (source unknown):

      "If you're going to criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticise them, you're a mile away. And you have their shoes."

      --
      "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one " -Albert Einstein
    32. Re:Really? by JLyle · · Score: 1
      Have you ever been to West Virginia?
      Heh. I couldn't help but be reminded of one of Dave Barry's old columns, where he quotes John Denver's famous song: "Almost heaven? West Virginia?"
    33. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'm typing from there now on my 2.53 GHz P4 via Road Runner cable connection, within my house that's rest next to a $200,000+ small suburb. Behind my house is a large horse field for those willing to pay the price to house their house there. In front of me is a small fishing lake with a park and four tennis courts for public use.

    34. Re:Really? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm typing from there now on my 2.53 GHz P4 via Road Runner cable connection, within my house that's rest next to a $200,000+ small suburb. Behind my house is a large horse field for those willing to pay the price to house their house there. In front of me is a small fishing lake with a park and four tennis courts for public use.

      For some reason, I expected the next sentence to read, "Unfortunately, the government has frozen my bank account, and I need to get $1,000,000 out of the Cayman Islands FAST. Can you help me?"

      --
      Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
    35. Re:Really? by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      I've got to second that. I highly doubt that the average bloke who works ten hours a day to feed his family has the time, energy and money to go to an internet café each day to send out scam emails - the people doing that already are comparatively well-off. And while it's true that their living conditions are far from being as good as ours, and while it's understandable that they want to improve them, well, that still doesn't justify scamming others.

      --
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    36. Re:Really? by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Have you ever been to West Virginia?

      You mean the state with the motto "Thank God for Mississippi" ?

      --
      --- The American Way of Life is not a birthright. Hell, it's not even sustainable.
    37. Re:Really? by johansalk · · Score: 1, Troll

      Americans don't want to hear about poverty, Americans don't really care about the poor. A generalisation, but given the last elections, is true in the majority. A typical response from an average American of the 'values' majority is 'I know what poverty is and I don't want to hear about it, I know that I wouldn't choose it for myself' - to them that's all that matters in a portrayal of poverty, that they know it's bad already and that they wouldn't choose it for themselves, and as far as the others are concerned, well, it's no concern of theirs. To them, if the poor are poor it's their fault, it's their 'moral' failure; they chose to be poor, and if they be 'moral' then wealth will be their reward - to them wealth is a blessing from the Lord, and they sure deserve it and deserve whatever they can get, even if their unethical corporations grab it from the poor of the Earth. I have talked to many 'values' Americans and repeatedly found them the least empathic people I've ever had the displeasure of talking to - it's useless to tell them about the poor. And they wonder why the world hates them; well, having talked to them, may I be forever damned if I don't hate them.

    38. Re:Really? by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1

      When I was a kid...my mom and I lived entirely out of a car for quite a while. For another period of time, a cheap, run down motel room was "home." Another time it was a run down house that was little more than a shack (and I've seen places far worse), sleeping on the floor with nothing but a blanket...with a room full of other people doing the same thing. America isn't this great paradise where everyone has money, and if you lose it...the government just says, "oh sorry, here's a bunch more to make up for your big loss."

      I have seen, personally, grimy run down streets with vermin infested homes that are little more than falling down shacks, and in some cases actually are falling down shacks. And yes, plenty of old, broken junk lying around. Usually with people trying to get said junk to work, or finding another use for it...but sometimes it's just there.

      Want police corruption? My brother was previously beaten in county by sherriff's deputies after being picked up on something minor that turned out to be somewhat of a minsunderstanding, they then turned around and had him charged with "assaulting a police officer." He went to prison for several years on that bullshit charge. He's been out, only to be set up on another charge now...this one so obviously phoney it's insane...and paperwork regarding him "mysteriously" disappearing or being delivered just barely late enough to make sure that he gets screwed over on one detail or another... In a seperate incident of police stupidity cousin of mine, who moved here to live for a while...ended up harrassed by local law enforcement, and told to "get out of town" because he "wasn't from around here."

      Yeah, America is just absolute paradise. A land of unlimited wealth, lollipops, and movie stars!

    39. Re:Really? by databyss · · Score: 1

      $200,000? Wow, that might get you a little 2 bedroom ranch around here... As long as they keep the lot small.

      I don't think there are any small suburbs around me that are cheaper than that. Quite a few $400,000+ neighborhoods though.

      I guess in West Virginia, everything is dirt cheap.

      --
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    40. Re:Really? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      It's based on the person, not on the environment. I generally think life is going pretty well for me. I'd have thought that even if I had been born in a cave ten thousand years ago. And I wouldn't have felt any better had I been born in the present day with forty million dollars.

      I know a guy who's always griping about one thing or another, despite the fact that he makes more money than me, and he regularly buys PC hardware I don't even bother dreaming about. He'd have been griping if he'd been born in that same cave ten thousand years ago, and he'd have been griping if he'd been born in the present day with forty million dollars.

      And, of course, I'm about to know a guy who knows a guy who makes arguments that can't be empiracally proven or disproven.

    41. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What the hell is that supposed to mean?
      Here in europe we call it 'a joke.'
    42. Re:Really? by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      If it's just a face value slap in the face

      Which it is. Nice choice of words by the way.

      you're just an ignorant ass that is flat out wrong. Not to mention people like me that RUN 3 miles a DAY and WALK almost everywhere.

      You know it's funny, I don't take offence or go off on some misguided rant every time someone knocks my country's dentistry, even though I have clean, straight and white teeth. Perhaps it's because us Brits can be very self-deprecating (and it shows in a lot of our humour), but perhaps it is also because I am aware that, in comparison to America, our teeth are a bit 'shoddy'. If the joke is funny, then I will laugh, as I did when I saw the Big Book of British Smiles gag in The Simpsons. However, as our country continues to ferverently emulate your own in many ways (as witnessed by the recent boom in whitening treatments and similar work), this stereotype may soon weaken and lose its appeal. On the other hand, with the lack of NHS dentists, we might have to deal with goofy gnashers for some time to come.

      So let's look at what I did with an American stereotype. The United States is the fattest nation on the planet. THIS IS A FACT. No amount of screaming until you are blue in the face will change this fact any time soon (unless screaming burns off a lot of calories, that is). So what I did, is I took a strong American stereotype and ran with it on a comical tangent. I did not mean to be nasty. I did not mean to offend (well, perhaps a little bit, in a friendly way). I like a lot of things about America. I like a lot of Americans. Do I think that every single American is obese? Of course not. However, stereotypical humour tends to lose its appeal when you start adding disclaimers...Your over-zealous attempt to convince me that you're a fit and healthy American, as though you're some magical unicorn that really does exist, is totally unnecessary. Anyone who started reading this paragraph and thought I was anti-American is grossly misguided.

      People, people. The ability to laugh at yourself is A GOOD THING (TM). It shows that you are easy-going, open-minded and intelligent enough to read between the lines, whatever those lines may be. The day that we can all act like adults and deal with context and friendly fun-poking and judge good humour for what it is - good humour - is A GOOD DAY (TM). And I'm talking to everyone here - Americans, Brits and gargantuan Swedes alike :P

      If you were too lazy/tired to read/comprehend all of the above, I'll sum up the gist in four words:

      CHILL THE FUCK OUT.

      Have a nice day ;)

      - A 'buck-toothed' Brit

      --
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    43. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I've lived here the majority of my life. I will take the half assed attempts at "redneck jokes" you morons try to bring over the greedy, rude, crime infested waste land you call your city any day.

    44. Re:Really? by arpk4n3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's also a massive implementation of cultural relativism. America typically is extremely arrogant in international affairs, applying its standards and judgements to the rest of the world. For example, in India, the average worker lives off of $12-$13 per MONTH. This is well below what America considers to be a "poverty" level. Yet the country's population of 1.2 billion continues to grow. Not to mention cotton is free in India, 10 pounds of rice can be bought for $1, and their cultural and spiritual beliefs find no need for materialism (espoused best in America I think by Wal-Mart and other discount retailers). It's all a question of standards and culture. People in India don't think they're poor, they enjoy living. People in America, with all of their wealth and "development", are never satisfied. Intriguing. We think we have it best, but this is a nation NOT built upon ideals of liberty, but of property. Also intriguing. But we have the right to be the judge and jury over other nations?

    45. Re:Really? by PickyH3D · · Score: 1
      Hmm. Well, I didn't read it as a joke and I took it more as an extreme perspective that lends itself to Slashdot's crowd of anti-American sentiment.

      Basically, I read it as an extremely ignorant insult (everyone in the US is rich without effort) and I wanted to make it clear that I disagreed. My CAPS use is rarely used to "scream," rather simply to draw attention to specific words.

      Oh well, Karma 1, Picky 0 for today. My bad. I still don't think the joke lends itself very well to your explanation, but that's just me.

    46. Re:Really? by sco08y · · Score: 1

      Louisiana is worse.

    47. Re:Really? by Geekbot · · Score: 1

      "where mobs burn thieves to death for stealing a cellphone,"...

      Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

      Seriously though, If someone steals my cell phone I want to know how to get ahold of these guys. I hope they get the cell phone back before the matches come out though. If you ever drop your cell phone in lava, let it go, because, man, it's gone.

    48. Re:Really? by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but we have our own problems. It's useless comparing quality of living standards because people don't have a frame of reference for what it's like outside of their own environment, and as such get accustomed to the quality of living in that environment. The only measure of "quality of life" I believe is happiness, and psychologists have said that the happiness level of a person is consistent throughout their life. There are ups and downs as life changes and you might win the lottery one day or have a death in the family the next, but it flattens out to your normal level eventually. I'm sure if you take a scammer from Nigeria and bring them over here and have him walk in the original poster's shoes, he'll be thrilled for a few months. At the end of the few months, though, he'll look for other people to scam because he'll be complaining that he isn't rich enough.

      You could put yourself in any situation and someone will always be better off than you, and someone will always be worse off. An unhappy person will be unhappy because he could only see that person who's better off and envy him.

      --
      Don't trust a bull's horn, a doberman's tooth, a runaway horse or me.
    49. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I've lived here the majority of my life.

      Sucks to be you, dude.

      BTW, the rednecks are in Georgia. West Virgina has hillbillies.

    50. Re:Really? by enjerth · · Score: 1

      Not if the exercise is accompanied with 'roids.

    51. Re:Really? by enjerth · · Score: 1

      Ritual suicide?

    52. Re:Really? by psyon1 · · Score: 1

      If so many of the soldiers (who I am assuming you are referring to being dead) supported Kerry, and were against the war, why are so many re-enlisting and choosing to go back to Iraq?

    53. Re:Really? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Yeah. You've got it bad, here in America (I assume) with "the run-down, teeming streets, the grimy buildings, the broken refrigerators stacked outside, the strings of wet washing. It's the kind of place where plainclothes plice prowl the streets extorting bribes..."

      Oh? So, you've been down here in New Orleans lately have you?

      :-)

      Yeah, things are tough all over...but, we down here, and everywhere else that has it rough can make it through and succeed if you have what it takes to do so on the inside. You can resort to crime, or work hard and succeed through honorable methods...you DO have a choice, no matter how bad your surroundings. Take it from me...you do have choices no matter how bad it is in your area.

      And frankly, I wish we HAD more mobs of people burning, well at least shooting, the looters we had and still have down here...sure would cut down on that particular travesty to humanity quickly....

      --
      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    54. Re:Really? by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      Good example of irony. So you are assuming that every country (other then US, Canada, Europe) is living in poverty/crime? And to be honest, minimizing the parents post is attaching yourself to the statement with a generalization that is unfair and inaccurate. You have no idea what that person has been through to make such alligations that that person has indeed had a rough life. All suffering is equal. (Frankl) Suffering is different for each person but no suffering is greater then the other. It may appear that way from the outside looking in, but you are attaching your past experience to the suffering which alters your perception.

      --
      There are no loopholes. It's either legal or it's not.
    55. Re:Really? by CaptainFork · · Score: 0
      I noticed that most of the example given for why life is so bad there is because people are constanltly, er, scamming each other. So the justification for scamming foreigners is that life is bad due to all the local scamming.

      Oh and he didn't stop because he was brave enough to "do the right thing": he stopped because he got scared after his buddy got beaten up.

      These people view the victims of fraud coldly, with the eyes of a hunter stalking its prey. Maybe the victims are dumber than you and me, but they are peaceful, generous folk. And because of this they have a happier life than the scammers, who condemn their own society to be scammer-bites-scammer for generation after generation.

      So who are the dumb ones again?

    56. Re:Really? by psyon1 · · Score: 1

      Funny, where I grew up we had shitty streets, grimy buildings and houses, there were refridgerators against garages in the alleys, and many people hung their clothes to dry. I grew up in America. The neighbor hood I lived in was poor and overrun by gangs. Did I mention this was in Iowa? I can only imagine some of the slums in bigger cities like L.A., Chicago, or New York. Not every place in America is all peachy.

    57. Re:Really? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Not soldiers necessarily, I'm thinking of Iraqis. Do you ever think of them?

      --
      Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
    58. Re:Really? by psyon1 · · Score: 1

      Not really, if you check over my posting history, the deaths of others doesn't really affect me. But, alot of Iraqis are glad we are there. This isn't just what I have been told by the media, this is from conversation with the Iraqis that live in my building.

    59. Re:Really? by pedroloco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      they wouldn't have the knowledge and resources to perpetrate the scams (e.g. speaking English and having enough money for Internet access)

      Considering that English is Nigeria's official language, I don't think English speaking skills is necessarily a good metric with which to judge the education of Nigerians.

      You may have a valid point about Internet access, though.

    60. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'm typing from there now on my 2.53 GHz P4 via Road Runner cable connection, within my house that's rest next to a $200,000+ small suburb. Behind my house is a large horse field for those willing to pay the price to house their house there. In front of me is a small fishing lake with a park and four tennis courts for public use.

      There is a small mailbox here.

    61. Re:Really? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I still don't think the joke lends itself very well to your explanation, but that's just me.

      Yeah, it's just you. Premise of the joke: /. poster == computer geek == guy who sits in front of computer all day (and night) == hasn't walked a mile before.

      This was pretty obvious, and your "I'm going to just assume you meant that as an excuse for scamming people" was pretty dumb.

      --

      The enemies of Democracy are
    62. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      --Yeah. You've got it bad, here in America (I assume) with "the run-down, teeming streets, the grimy buildings, the broken refrigerators stacked outside, the strings of wet washing. It's the kind of place where plainclothes police prowl the streets extorting bribes, where mobs burn thieves to death for stealing a cellphone, and where some people paint "This House Is Not For Sale" in big letters on their homes, in case someone posing as the owner tries to put it on the market."--

      You mean New Orleans?

    63. Re:Really? by milimetric · · Score: 1

      That's deep man. You're totally right. I think the guy who said "walk a mile in my shoes" is guilty of a little blindness to how some parts of the world are and a little blindness to the fact that his/her problems are not as bad as they seem. When we have no problems, we have to invent some because people aren't happy being happy most of the time... they need challenges.

      There's a perfect movie about this called High and Low by Kurosawa. Check it out sometime.

    64. Re:Really? by 6OOOOO · · Score: 1

      People in Nigeria speak English natively.

      Internet access is easy to come by.

      Not that they aren't educated Nigerians--they might be. But your evidence doesn't mean much.

    65. Re:Really? by Grym · · Score: 1

      ...It's useless comparing quality of living standards because people don't have a frame of reference for what it's like outside of their own environment, and as such get accustomed to the quality of living in that environment. The only measure of "quality of life" I believe is happiness...

      Exactly. Listening to some people in this thread, you'd think that every American/European is happy. Or at least a fool for not being so because we have alot of stuff. How absurd!

      I think this is just further proof that we (both liberals and conservatives alike) value personal possesions and economic benefits too greatly. But how do these things play into living a good life? Probably very litle.

      -Grym

    66. Re:Really? by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Educated, yes, though not necessarily rich. During the 70's and 80's, there was a mania for education throughout much of the third world. This created cadres of educated people with no where to take their education (except to emigrate). There are desparately poor college graduates throughout much of the 3rd world - why do you think you find taxi drivers with advanced degrees in NYC?

      In many ways, I see these guys as the people who thrive in the Enrons of the first world. They just don't have any Enrons handy.

      I wonder how many of the people calling for them to be shot would feel the same way if it were white white-collar criminals in the US?

    67. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Thank you, World, for trashing my home country.

      No worries, only really repaying the favour guys!

      Since you are still busy doing your bit to trash the world, maybe we should repay you with interest next time?

    68. Re:Really? by Culture · · Score: 1

      Because everybody knows that before the advent designer clothes, free prim,ary education, hourly/salaried employment, college, cars and the internet, nobody was happy in the US, and life was similiar to what Nigeria is today. That must be why all those people in those 1800 vintage US photos are not smiling. While I agree with your comments in-total, the lack of "things" is never a cause of "my life sucks." Life sucks in Nigeria, because society sucks in Nigeria, not because people don't have designer clothes, cars and internet access. And no, United States haters, it is not the United States' fault. Nice try, though.

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    69. Re:Really? by celticchrys · · Score: 1
      Just what I was going to ask! As a life-long native of WV, I often feel like a culural outisder who has imigrated to a related but quite different country, where everyone is unfathomably rich, and that just from growing up in Southern WV and moving to the more affluent and educated northern part of the state as an adult.

      Why do so many masses of people assume that the USA is so uniformly the same jsut because that is what they see on TV? Why are so many US citizens so blind to the poverty and struggle in many places in their own country? Why do we care if people have it so horribly in other countries when we do nothing to fix our own socio-cultural-economic problems? It is not jsut WV, KY, or MI. Many in rural and inner city America have a similar attitude of "why care about the outsiders, they obviously don't care about us!?"

      If the fellow were to walk a mile in the shoes I grew up with, he would fare as poorly as I would in his. We would each be out of our native element.

    70. Re:Really? by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      Not if the exercise is accompanied with 'roids.

      There are many good over the counter medications that help with them, I'm told.

      --
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    71. Re:Really? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I guess there's not a lot more to say about this, other than you're an evil fuck who thinks the plural of anecdote is data, and doesn't know that 'a lot' is two words.

      Unless you live in Iraq, then the Iraqis that you're talking to are not representative of Iraqis in Iraq. They certainly aren't representative of the Iraqis that were killed in the war. Do you realize this?

      I don't know if you know this already, but Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. Just a heads up.

      --
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    72. Re:Really? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "America typically is extremely arrogant in international affairs, applying its standards and judgements to the rest of the world."

      Well, doesn't most every person in the world apply their 'standards and judgements' onto others from their point of view? Isn't it human nature to use your location and experiences as a point of reference when trying to figure out something or some situation that is new?

      Also, the US is so large...and doesn't touch but two other countries...that most people here have no experience in interaction with other peoples of the world. It isn't like in Europe where you can walk a few miles and be in a foreign country with different culture and languages.

      I traveled to Paris and London when I was a teen...and I was shocked. I thought pretty much everyone had private toilet facilities...and put tons of ice in softdrinks...and had AC. Why? Not a spoiled attitude...but, because, that was all I'd ever seen or known growing up till that point.

      It all depends on your surroundings...and we are kinda isolated over here..so, how else would the populace know much different?

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    73. Re:Really? by sackeri · · Score: 1

      As an American, I am truly deeply offended. But after I got to the end of your first sentence, I stopped paying attention...

    74. Re:Really? by StormyWeather · · Score: 1

      I've always preferred Sphagetti day to Soylent Green day.

    75. Re:Really? by FecesFlingingRhesus · · Score: 1

      You guys do have some funky teeth.

    76. Re:Really? by shawb · · Score: 2, Funny

      north

      You are in a wasteland of twisting subdivisions, all the same. Exits are North, South, East, West.

      >west

      You are in a wasteland of twisting subdivisions, all the same. Exits are North, South, East, West.

      >north

      You are in a wasteland of twisting subdivisions, all the same. Exits are North, South, East, West.

      >east

      You are in a wasteland of twisting subdivisions, all the same. Exits are North, South, East, West.

      >north

      You are in Canda. You want a Molsen's ay?

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    77. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      open mailbox

    78. Re:Really? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      To them, if the poor are poor it's their fault,

      If it's not their fault, who's fault is it? If you live in the United States, and are healthy, there is no excuse to be poor. They can get free education any time they want to lift themselves out of poverty.

      Come to think of it, I do know who's fault it is -- it's YOURS. People like you who tell them that it's not their fault, that their situation is hopeless because of "the man". Maybe if more people told them the truth -- that the power over their lives is in their hands -- they wouldn't be poor anymore.

      You can't "force" someone out of poverty with a battering ram of money. They have to make the choice not to be poor anymore.

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    79. Re:Really? by shawb · · Score: 1

      They did mention that it was generally done at internet cafes... the scammers don't necesarilly own their own computer. It could be, however, that they just don't want it linked to their home. A cafe has plausible deniability in that they did not perpitrate the crime.

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    80. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, were you born without a sense of humor, or did you have it surgically removed when you moved there?

    81. Re:Really? by PickyH3D · · Score: 1

      Well, if you took the joke as not being a joke, then there was no other way to look at it. If you look, then you'll notice a bunch of other Slashdot crowd on the other end (not my opinion orginially posted when I mistook the meaning of the post) even modded it Insightful.

    82. Re:Really? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Even if you took it as not a joke, there certainly was a way to look at it that doesn't involve assuming the guy is defending the actions of scammers. Half your rant was about your own assumptions.

      As far as moderation, everyone knows that when you get mod points you also get a heaping portion of crack cocaine to go with it. Saying the mods agreed with you does not make you look more reasonable. :)

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    83. Re:Really? by bombadier_beetle · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been to West Virginia?

      You mean the gorgeous mountainous state with the one of the lowest crime rate sin the country? Yes, I've been there.

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    84. Re:Really? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Where are these places on Earth where empathy solves poverty?

      "may I be forever damned if I don't hate them."

      Mmmmmkay. I'm sure that'll solve the problem.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    85. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 5.1% unemployment rate is a greater scam then all of 419s combined. The way it is calculated is just mind boggling. You can have 0% unemployment when nobody is working in the whole country. This number doesn't mean anything.

    86. Re:Really? by psyon1 · · Score: 1

      I guess there's not a lot more to say about this, other than you're an evil fuck who thinks the plural of anecdote is data, and doesn't know that 'a lot' is two words.

      Yes, I am an evil fuck, I don't care. I also don't care whether or not I mispell words or use bad grammar.

      Unless you live in Iraq, then the Iraqis that you're talking to are not representative of Iraqis in Iraq.

      Actually yes, they are. We have alot of Iraqi immigrants here in town, just coming over after the official war was declared over. They are glad Saddam is no longer there, and don't worry as much about the families they left behind.

      They certainly aren't representative of the Iraqis that were killed in the war. Do you realize this?

      Yeah, but a majority of dead people probably would have disliked what ever it was that killed them. And what about the Kurds who Saddam had gassed before the war?

      I don't know if you know this already, but Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. Just a heads up.

      Yep, well aware of that fact, just don't care. Frankly though, I think we should, as a country, stay out of foreign affairs. No more soldiers in other countries, no more foreign aide. Then again, I also don't believe in welfare, or helping anyone really.

    87. Re:Really? by typical · · Score: 1

      Lousiana has occasional immigrants and people from the outside world. West Virginia has some of the worst poverty, most isolated people, highest rates of lung cancer (Tobacco and steel were big industries in WV, before they collapsed), lowest rates of education, highest rates of obesity, and so forth.

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    88. Re:Really? by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      People who haven't been in the military, don't understand the military. People like myself who actually served in the military (1980s) just get modded down for pointing out the fact that the vast majority of soldiers really do believe in what they are doing there.

      Same when I talk about why I support the Iraq war, and how I have been bitching about how we didn't finish the job in 1991, and how it is a moral obligation that we do finish the job. I get a flood of replies about how I'm a fool and being brainwashed.

      If oil prices go down, then "it's so you American's can have cheap oil". If they go up, then "So the oil companies can profit". So in their eyes, you can't win because they don't care about the truth, they only care about bashing everything American.

      Half just can't imagine Americans doing something because its the right thing to do, and the other half don't care, they just want to bitch about America because they think we have it easy. Neither is likely to ever change their opinions, and I have finally realized it doesn't matter, and we should do what we think is right regardless.

      Europeans need to understand this: if you bitch about everything we Americans do, sooner or later, we start ignoring what you have to say because it is always the same thing. No matter what we do, it is bad in your eyes, thus you actually lose influence.

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    89. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Opening the mailbox reveals a leaflet.

    90. Re:Really? by binarybum · · Score: 1

      Dear Sir,

                  I have exciting news regarding the shoes you walk miles in. I have recently been told by the lovely princess of my country that your shoes are in the custody of a large bank in my home village. I am looking forward to fufilling your proposition by procurring these shoes and walking 1.609 km (1 American mile). In order for this important walking to occur the bank has informed me that you, the owner of these shoes will have to make a payment to them of $55,000 of your dollars. Please understand that this value is exceptionally high because the honorable princess does not recognize you as a citizen of my country and taxes and surcharges are thusly added. However, I am offering to proxy for you by having you send me the amount that a local citizen must pay for release of these shoes from the bank - $8,000. I know that I can trust you very much not to inform others of this information until after I have walked 1 american mile in your buddy shoes. I am also looking to find out your peaches ncream and will be able to provide more information on this matter after I have secured the initial payment from you.
            please send this amount so that soon you, I, the shoes buddy, and the princess will enjoy a bountiful harvest.

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      ôó
    91. Re:Really? by birge · · Score: 1
      It's also a massive implementation of cultural relativism. America typically is extremely arrogant in international affairs, applying its standards and judgements to the rest of the world.

      Actually, the word for that is cultural objectivism, and everybody in the world would do the same if they had the power to do so. You're damn lucky it's America that does. We're the nicest fucking hegemon the world has ever seen. If Russia, Germany and/or Japan had succeeded in their imperialism instead of us, the world would be an infinitely scarier place than it already is.

      Exactly what the fuck do you know about people in India? Do you know how stupid and arrogant your statement was, to presume to know that they are happy to be poor? That they wouldn't trade spaces with us in a second despite our boorish preoccupation with material goods? You're the worst kind of American. Too stupid to appreciate what you've got and caught up in so much ironic self loathing that you actually think this country is a bad place to live. Materialism is a luxury. Your life is so easy you're actually able to think such amazingly stupid thoughts as poor people in India are happier than well fed, warm Americans. That kind of stupidity is a luxury, too. Enjoy it, you fool. I would guess that most people in poor countries in the world don't give a shit about our cultural excesses. They just want warmth and food. It's not a question of culture and standards. For them it's a question of basic needs, things which are so amazingly far from your mind that you can actually denigrate the country which provided you with so much. People as soft as you and I wouldn't last a second in anything other than a rich, materialistic country like ours. We'd be eaten alive in a hardscrabble place like your average 3rd world country. I think you know that on some level, which is probably why you've got such self loathing. You've got survivor's guilt. You don't deserve to be here and as lucky as we are. It's ok. We all do. Just appreciate what you've got and shut the hell up.

    92. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hungry .. i mean hungary .. is actually the fattest nation .. me being born there .. cheers

  4. Were YOU suckered? by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

    I'll buy a beer for anyone who admits to being taken in by these chumps. Could it be that... the conned deserve everything they get? Greedy melon farmers.

    1. Re:Were YOU suckered? by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 4, Funny
      I'll buy a beer for anyone who admits to being taken in by these chumps.
      So will I, but I'll require advance payment of the shipping & administrative costs. So just send your bank details to ...
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    2. Re:Were YOU suckered? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'll buy a beer for anyone who admits to being taken in by these chumps.

      If you buy me a beer, I'll even admit to sleeping with my sister.

    3. Re:Were YOU suckered? by eln · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's not that impressive, I've slept with your sister too.

    4. Re:Were YOU suckered? by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      Asking for 419 scam victim confessions on Slashdot is like asking for NASCAR stories at the opera. You ain't gonna get much...

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    5. Re:Were YOU suckered? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll buy a beer for anyone who admits to being taken in by these chumps.

      Amateur. It goes like this:

      HELLO I AM PRINCE FALFURALL SON OF KING FELLOVERDED WHO TRAGICLEY DIED IN A BRWERY ACCIDENT. THE CORUPT LOCAL OFFICALS HAVE IMPOUNDED ALL THE BEER BUT THE MINISTER OF TRADE CAN ARRANGE A TANKER TRUCK TO EXPORT 1,736,000.50 LITERS TO SENEGAL BUT ONLY FOR A UNITD STATES NATIONAL. IF YOU WILL HELP ME TRANSPORT THE BEER I WILL GIVE YOU TEN (10) PERCENT OR 173600 GALLONS PLEASE CONTACT ME ASAP GOD BLESS YOU!!~~!

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    6. Re:Were YOU suckered? by n00b_101 · · Score: 1

      Whoever modded this down is ignorant. Someone mod this +5 funny

    7. Re:Were YOU suckered? by Lifewish · · Score: 2, Funny

      A street guy managed to con a decent chunk of money (about £30) out of me one time. I was young and naive, but felt less idiotic after I discovered he'd also got two of my friends in separate incidents. Obviously a) he was very efficient and b) I hang around with a lot of gullible people...

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    8. Re:Were YOU suckered? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      I got conned out of ten bucks by a guy asking for food money on a Greyhound bus. He asked for three dollars, then kept saying, "Gimme a couple more."

      After that, I kept my wallet in the pocket facing away from the aisle.

    9. Re:Were YOU suckered? by Riddlefox · · Score: 1
      I have to wonder how many people actually receive these e-mails. I have a few e-mail accounts, and I've seen only one in any of them. Perhaps there's a spam mechanism filtering them out before they hit my inbox, though.

      Curiously, the only one that I've seen was sent to my .mil address. I wonder how many hits the scammers get from that domain.

      On the other hand, all of the 419 scammer / counterscammer sites like 419eater.com seem to have plenty of stories.

    10. Re:Were YOU suckered? by martok · · Score: 1

      $ grep -i 'dear friend' mail/spam |wc -l
      580

      That's for a years worth of spam classified by SA between 5 and 10, anything above 10 is rejected at smtp time.

    11. Re:Were YOU suckered? by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

      i did! i got taken for us$4000 by the "lads from lagos"
      ok, now send me my beer please!

      (damn, that was easy, maybe those guys are on to something)

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    12. Re:Were YOU suckered? by po_boy · · Score: 1
      I'll buy a beer for anyone who admits to being taken in by these chumps.


      Sure, I have been taken in by whomever it is you're speaking of. Please send beer.
  5. gasp! by hometoast · · Score: 5, Funny

    I demand that King Neferspamstu cease and desist using my modeling photos for financial gain. I do not waive my rights under the DMCA.

  6. Delusions by Hrodvitnir · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "the American guy has a good life. There's this belief that for every dollar they lose, the American government will pay them back in some way."

    This is not a new thinking. Many crooks try to justify what they are doing by making it seem that they are not hurting anyone, at least not as much as they are.

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    1. Re:Delusions by hughk · · Score: 1
      I believe that many burglars rationalise their crimes by believing that insurers will pay. Same logic. They forget that some people have problems affording adequate insurance (premiums may increase anyway) and it is always a hassle to claim. The burglar forgets that, and especially the effect on an individual.

      The thing with the 419 is that the victim is being 'tricked' into an illegal act, technically, money laundering. Sometimes the victim isn't even really aware of the illegality, but they believe they are actually helping someone.

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    2. Re:Delusions by Dante+Shamest · · Score: 3, Funny
      Many crooks try to justify what they are doing by making it seem that they are not hurting anyone, at least not as much as they are.

      WMD! Freedom! =)

      Seriously though, nobody thinks they're the bad guy. I remember reading a Terry Pratchett book, where this ruler said "I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides."

    3. Re:Delusions by nickname225 · · Score: 1

      No one who falls for one of these scams believes that they are actually helping someone. The entire scam is predicated on the GREED of the victim. Scammers find that the world is awash with the greedy - the terminally helpful are a less common breed

    4. Re:Delusions by drooling-dog · · Score: 1
      The thing with the 419 is that the victim is being 'tricked' into an illegal act, technically, money laundering. Sometimes the victim isn't even really aware of the illegality, but they believe they are actually helping someone.

      Which ones have you been getting? It's pretty clear from the ones I've seen that they're soliciting participation in something under-the-table. Usually they promise a substantial cut if you'll assist them in a plainly illegal transfer of money out of their country, but only after you put up a few rounds of faith money. Make millions by doing next to nothing. People fall for it not because it appears credible, but because their greed overcomes their reason.

    5. Re:Delusions by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sounds like a lot of arguments we hear about the legitamacy of pirating. "They make so much money anyway," "Yeah but they screw over the artists," "It's all crap that I wouldn't have bought anyway," etc.

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    6. Re:Delusions by greed · · Score: 1

      That'd be the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork; a more cynical and realistic leader you would be hard-pressed to find. It's part of the "One Man, One Vote" system: The Patrician is the Man, and he has the Vote.

    7. Re:Delusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is not a new thinking. Many crooks try to justify what they are doing by making it seem that they are not hurting anyone, at least not as much as they are.

      I hear this a lot in the context of "it's OK to copy Windows because Microsoft/BillG have enough money already" or "it's OK to copy MP3s because the RIAA has enough money already".

    8. Re:Delusions by magarity · · Score: 1

      The entire scam is predicated on the GREED of the victim
       
      The entire scam is initiated on the GREED of the scammer who doesn't want to find honest work.

    9. Re:Delusions by PhantomRogue · · Score: 0

      Well, if they steal from banks, technically the people with money in the bank are protected up to... 100,000 dollars? Not sure on exact insurance, I think it differs from bank to bank. I dont think Aflac or Prudential sells Common Sense Insurance for these types of Scams, but Banks are Insured by the FDIC.

    10. Re:Delusions by jejones · · Score: 1

      "the American guy has a good life. There's this belief that for every dollar they lose, the American government will pay them back in some way."

      This is not a new thinking. Many crooks try to justify what they are doing by making it seem that they are not hurting anyone, at least not as much as they are.


      Hmmm. That does bear a marked similarity to the justification of, for example, "progressive" taxation.

    11. Re:Delusions by leighklotz · · Score: 1
      Your proof can be simplified to a polynomial
      Given

          Money = evil^(1/2)
          Money = (evil^(1/2))^2

      substituting Money=evil^(1/2)

          Money = Money^2

      yields the polynomial

          Money^2 - Money = 0

      which has two roots

      Money=0
      Money=1
    12. Re:Delusions by boomgopher · · Score: 1

      This is why I'm not particularly happy at the thought of world government - the average folks in U.S. would suffer as the third world attempts to fleece them "because they are rich".

      And my family comes from a very modest background, so don't start harping on me about how spoiled we are. I'm the the first generation to rise above poverty.

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    13. Re:Delusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but pirating music isn't theft, it's a copyright violation - you aren't physically depriving someone of their property. THAT is theft.

    14. Re:Delusions by bugg · · Score: 1

      Money is a physical item for you? What, are you physically sending cash to Nigeria? I don't know about you, but over here this 'money' thing is just a bunch of ones and zeros in my bank's computer.

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    15. Re:Delusions by A_Nath3 · · Score: 1
      This is not a new thinking. Many crooks try to justify what they are doing by making it seem that they are not hurting anyone, at least not as much as they are.
      Music piracy anyone?

      [/devil's advocate]
    16. Re:Delusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The _amount_ of money is reduced, though.

    17. Re:Delusions by hughk · · Score: 1

      The text goes along the lines of "I can't transfer the money but you can". The laundering of money isn't straightforwardly defined and most people may not realise that simply by agreeing to do something on behalf of a third party is going to lead to legal problems.

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  7. Greed by tekn0lust · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would have to agree that the anonymous American is a greedy fool.

    Where else do you see people react to being in an accident like they won the lottery? Be it medical, car, workplace. Get hurt and bingo, how can I get paid.

    Tough to admit, but deep down everyone has some greed. Greed is a survival trait. Greed doesn't apply only to money, but to status, acceptance, and a miriad other indicators be them material or immaterial.

    Most scams rely heavily on the scamee forgoing rational thought to bite the lure. Nothing clouds judgement like a big payday or a supermodel.

    American's are in for a rough ride when China becomes the next superpower and greed is a major reason why.

    --signed "A greedy American"

    1. Re:Greed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American's are in for a rough ride when China becomes the next superpower and greed is a major reason why

      But they won't be able to come out and play 'cause mommy says they can't

    2. Re:Greed by gowen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Despite the obvious demerits of these fairly crass generalisations, the simple fact is there must be a fairly sizeable chunk of westerners who are initially gullible, stupid enough to trust an anonymous Nigerian emailer and extremely greedy, or these scams would have died out years ago.

      But, hey, if I wanted to castigate the moral fibre of certain sections of American life, I'd draw attention to the sort of moron who throws parties outside jails whenever there's an execution...

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    3. Re:Greed by operagost · · Score: 1
      --signed "A greedy American"
      I would say, "Speak for yourself!" but it seems you already have.
      --

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    4. Re:Greed by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      But they won't be able to come out and play 'cause mommy says they can't

      Until they grow big enough to smack mommy right in the face. And then they go out and play extra hard, just to make up for all of the years they weren't able to play.

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    5. Re:Greed by kidgenius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, the americans may be greedy. But what about the greed of the individuals that are performing these scams? Why is American greed seen as "bad", but these Nigerian's greed can be justified?

    6. Re:Greed by eheldreth · · Score: 1

      I can't agree more. I like to call this the Great American Insurance Sudo Lottery. I think we as a country have created this since of entitlement amongst ourselves and now people think that they are entitled to everything they want without working for it. This is one of my biggest gripes with most of the social programs enacted in the "New Deal".

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    7. Re:Greed by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      Why is American greed seen as "bad", but these Nigerian's greed can be justified?

      Nowhere in the grandparent's post was there any indication that the Nigerian's actions are justified. He was just focusing on the reasons and motives behind the victims. Who says both sides can't be greedy?

      Oh wait, I forgot that I'm posting on Slashdot (a.k.a. Binaryworld).

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    8. Re:Greed by TexVex · · Score: 1

      Who, other than the scammers, says it is justified?

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    9. Re:Greed by eln · · Score: 2, Funny

      the Great American Insurance Sudo Lottery

      So the winners of the lottery get to execute certain commands as root? Where do I buy a ticket?

    10. Re:Greed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ouch, someone needs some psychotherapy.

    11. Re:Greed by Marc2k · · Score: 1

      sudo: user 'Lottery' is not in /etc/sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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    12. Re:Greed by digidave · · Score: 1

      "Where else do you see people react to being in an accident like they won the lottery? Be it medical, car, workplace. Get hurt and bingo, how can I get paid."

      I can think of a few countries where some people are greedy enough to scam foriegners out of thousands of dollars.

      Seriously, greed is human nature. The scammers are greedy, too. They're after a lot of money.

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      The global economy is a great thing until you feel it locally.
    13. Re:Greed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's (at least) equally-obvious that Nigeria has a substantial criminality problem, and there's no politically-correct word for it besides CRIMINALITY. Period. Otherwise, I would not get so much of their damn spam...

      I suggest using the "redirect" feature of some mailers, to try to make their own inboxes as useless as they make ours, or find a way to waste their time without paying them anything...

    14. Re:Greed by spitzak · · Score: 1

      I think the difference is that the scammers have a somewhat accurate idea of what they will get. The dupes are apparently so blinded by greed that they are unable to use simple logic to determine what is going to happen.

      Then again, it seems likely that a lot of scammers work real hard for no return, thinking they are going to rip off a rich american, perhaps hearing all kinds of stories about how somebody else got rich by running such a scam. They may even be taken in by other scammers who promise technical or forging services or contacts with dupes in exchange for cash. In this case the scammers' greed is the same thing.

    15. Re:Greed by leonardluen · · Score: 1

      >>sudo: user 'Lottery' is not in /etc/sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

      looks like you lost...maybe you should buy another ticket

    16. Re:Greed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I would have to agree that the anonymous American is a greedy fool.

      Well you don't have to be mean about it!

      --the anonymous American

    17. Re:Greed by wuice · · Score: 1

      America encourages greed. You have to be greedy (or at least on top of your financial situation at all times) to get by, or greedy people will find a way to take all of your money.

    18. Re:Greed by gowen · · Score: 1
      that Nigeria has a substantial criminality problem
      Really? D'ya think? Can you give me some more of your insight : Tell me, what religion is the Pope, and where do you believe bears defecate?
      --
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    19. Re:Greed by Scroatzilla · · Score: 1

      Greed is not a survival trait or instinct. By its definition, it is the want of excess. Survival depends on having a basic number of minimal needs met in order to maintain your life. Most people (I'm an American) I know have essentially been brainwashed into confusing their WANTS with their SURVIVAL NEEDS--hence the inability to go 5 seconds without television or a cell phone.

    20. Re:Greed by Eightyford · · Score: 1

      American's are in for a rough ride when China becomes the next superpower and greed is a major reason why.

      Why do people keep saying that? China is a fucking backwards, piss-poor excuse for a country (governmentally speaking).

    21. Re:Greed by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      American's are in for a rough ride when China becomes the next superpower and greed is a major reason why.

      This seems to imply that the Chinese population isn't greedy. Maybe modify the sentence to "China becomes one of the next superpowers"? If greed is the sole driver, the best they could hope to do is match American greed.

      --
      Aah, change is good. -- Rafiki
      Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
    22. Re:Greed by Andrewkov · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Don't forget that for many people around the world, their only exposure to American culture is TV. They think everyone drives around in Porshes and lives in multi-million dollar homes.

      When I was in the Dominican Republic, one of the locals asked me for my jacket .. his justification for asking was that a $200 jacket is nothing to me, I can buy 10 more when I get home.

    23. Re:Greed by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "the best they could hope to do is match American greed."

      From a historical perspective, that's a pretty ignorant statement.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    24. Re:Greed by bugg · · Score: 1
      I think it's justified. Maybe when Chevron and other American companies aren't supporting a crooked and oppressive government because the government allows them to exploit Nigeria's oil wealth, and maybe when Nigeria's people get to have control over their political existance and get to use their oil to rise up out of poverty, maybe then it won't be justified...

      Until that day, it's Americans (and I am a natural born US citizen) reaping what their government and corporations have sowed. Do I feel sorry for the victims? You sure bet: I just acknoweldge that most of them are Nigerian.

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      -bugg
    25. Re:Greed by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      And then he pulled out a knife and said, 'No more fucking around, give me that fucking jacket'?

      --
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    26. Re:Greed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Where else do you see people react to being in an accident like they won the lottery? Be it medical, car, workplace. Get hurt and bingo, how can I get paid.
      Can you point to some specific example of someone actually being paid more than enough to make up for some injury, or are you just talking out your ass?

      There's a lot of urban mythology about this, and there are plenty of cases of juries awarding huge amounts of money to plaintiffs, but do any of them ever actually collect? Winning a judgment is one thing -- getting the cash is quite another.

    27. Re:Greed by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      Haha, no, it was a hotel employee, and it happened on the hotel grounds, so it wasn't threatening at all. The locals sure aren't shy about asking for stuff, though.

    28. Re:Greed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they are not bypassing rational though, they never had rational thought. They're just morons. Dumb Dumb Dumb! Once, someone being scammed was given the phone number of the Howard Stern Show as a contact number, So I actually heard one of these souther/midwestern cow-people calling to see why the 500,000$ they were won hadn't been wired into their account. Even though they sent the 1000$ dollar transfer fee over two weeks ago! Totally deadpan. Completely thick.

      Its certainly wrong to dupe these morons, but there are some amazingly dumb people in this country. Look at who's running the this joint anyway... Maybe George Bush is the king of 419 scammers.

  8. What-- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    --so readers are supposed to forgive the stupid ass-wipes who perpetrate this?

    Please. Give the author of that article a cookie and tell him to go away.

  9. They are right about one thing... by hcob$ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Only greedy people fall for the "I have $18346205826.54 US, and I need someone to help me get it out of the country." So, how can you feel truly sorry for someone who is attempting to commit a crime and gets scammed out of his money?

    --
    Cliff Claven
    K.E.G. Party Chairman
    Founding Leader of: Koncerned for Egalitarin Governance
    1. Re:They are right about one thing... by Blastercorps · · Score: 1

      I believe these scam letters usually claim to be smuggling this money away from an oppressive regime, or out of a bank now that the oppressive regime is gone. Thereby making it seem like you would be a hero for helping out. The greed from getting "your" cut is the clincher.

    2. Re:They are right about one thing... by argStyopa · · Score: 2

      It's the oldest wisdom in the con business.

      The best cons work take advantage of people who believe they are already cheating someone or doing something illegal/unethical.

      You cannot be tempted to do anything you wouldn't do anyway.

      --
      -Styopa
    3. Re:They are right about one thing... by nautical9 · · Score: 1
      I used to laugh at the fools who got conned out of their money too. But after reading TFA, it seems they have various other scams that have little to do with monetary greed.

      For example, they'll pretend to be a woman from Britan. After a month or two of messaging back and forth, building up a love affair with the target, the "woman" goes on vacation to Nigeria and gets in legal trouble, needing money to save her. Or gets her passport stolen and needs money to bribe the corrupt officials to return home.

      After corresponding with someone online for a month or more, and they were in sudden desperate need of your help, I can see how it might be hard to flag it as a scam.

    4. Re:They are right about one thing... by CharlesEGrant · · Score: 1
      The best cons work take advantage of people who believe they are already cheating someone or doing something illegal/unethical.


      Con artists sometimes justify themselves with statements like that, but I think it's self-deception. An awful lot of cons prey on elderly folks who may be in the early stages of dementia. For example "The Bank Examiner" is a common confidence game that preys on people's desire to be helpful and law abiding. The con approaches an elderly person and represents themselves as a "bank examiner" who needs their help in catching a dishonest employee. They get the mark to make a series of withdrawals in order to gather evidence on the dishonest employee, handing over the cash to the "examiner" to be re-deposited later. After the mark's account is emptied, the "examiner" and the cash disappear. No desire to cheat or defraud here, just naive or impaired folks trying to be honest and helpful.
  10. Honestly the best site regarding 419 scammers by mattyohe · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.419eater.com/
     
    An informational website that helps you scam the scammers.

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    - what is the definition of simultanagnosia?! I've been meaning to look it up!
    1. Re:Honestly the best site regarding 419 scammers by tsch · · Score: 1

      Also, TheScamBaiter.com (possibly NSFW) is quite good. It's run by the fellow who ran the Anus Laptops bait that was posted here a while back.

    2. Re:Honestly the best site regarding 419 scammers by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      What if most of the people decide to reply to the letters, and not only reply but even send couple of e-mails to them -- wouldn't that ruin their efficiency?

      They send 500 letter per day and recieve 7. what if they receive 1000? How would the be able to realize which are the 7 potential useful letter out of the 1000?

      Let's make a public 419 reply list :) And send them our wishes for prosperity.

      --
      "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
    3. Re:Honestly the best site regarding 419 scammers by waldonova · · Score: 1

      Nothing much would happen. We (419 baiters) have written bots to do this. Put in the email address, and it floods the mail box over a week or so.
      The problem is that (as mentioned in the article) the "catchers" send out the emails, and pass responses to the "guymen". We see that early in the bait when Mrs. Abacha tells you that evil forces have taken over her email account, and you should now use a different one.
      When the catcher finds all of the bot's replies in the account, he burns it and starts another email account for the next batch. There may be a couple of qualified leads in there, but it isn't worth his time to try and figure it out.
      Time is money for the scammers too.

    4. Re:Honestly the best site regarding 419 scammers by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      What would stop a bot to reply to the e-mail address provided in the message?

      But my point was not about bots was about people since there are much more honest people than scammer if almost everybody would respond it would make very hard for scammers to discern between useful e-mails and noise -- maybe it would make it that hard that they will prefer to work in a honest enterprise.

      Of course for that we we'll need most of the people to be smart about it and to respond to the letters: "yeah, sure, I sent you the money.. check again the account" Think about it if a scammer would have to respond to 1000 e-mails like this per day it would not be very easy life for him.

      Ok, I admit, it's not a very realistic plan...

      --
      "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
    5. Re:Honestly the best site regarding 419 scammers by waldonova · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you can slam any mailbox along the way. What makes a difference is if you can get way up the chain and waste the boss's time and you can't do that if you fry the catcher's account. He will usually bcc all his "jobs" to another account for a backup anyway.

      These cats are used to having mailboxes shut down because of complaints, and they plan for that event. Having it shut down or having it flooded is pretty much the same thing.

      Baiters usually have as many excuses as to why the money isn't in their hands as scammers have lies. Well... close. Kinda.

  11. The video totally rocks by RobotWisdom · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Quicktime

    The lyrics there are helpful because the accent is hard to understand.

    1. Re:The video totally rocks by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      That's... highly bizarre, to say the least.

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      quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur.
    2. Re:The video totally rocks by MisterSquid · · Score: 1

      You're right, that video is amazing, giving as it does some insight into the cultural logic that informs 419 scams. It is probably not the case that all 419 scammers see this in terms of a ludic (playful) dialectic in which 419 scams are a game that place historically powerful white Westerners in the same arena as poor but savvy Nigerian tricksters.

      Another thing that struck me was the racial (not quite racist) ideology that informs lines such as

      White men, I will eat your dollars
      I will take your money and disappear.

      As someone who has ancestors of African descent (I am mixed race) and firmly in the middle class, I find this racial ideology profound and puzzling. No doubt, artists like Nkem Owoh, who serve as cultural commentators on 419 scamming, would consider me a half-black cousin to the "White men" whose dollars 419 scammers eat and so fair play, so to speak. I'm not personally threatened, but am grateful for one perspective on the cultural rationale (rationalization) behind 419 scams.

      Thanks for the video link.

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      blog
  12. heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "have the belief that white men are stupid and greedy."

    Heh. White men have the same views about black men. Kinda funny.

    1. Re:heh by J0nne · · Score: 1

      I guess humans in general are stupid an greedy then...

  13. Psychology of scammers by GGardner · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sure that the scammers have tuned their art extensively, and know a thing or two about the human psyche. However, I always wondered why they promised such huge payoffs. If someone offers me $100 million dollars in easy money, all my scam detectors go off at once. On the other hand, if someone asked me to do that same thing for $20, I would probably be more willing to go along with it.

    1. Re:Psychology of scammers by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

      It's like the article said. People, and specifically the people who fall for these things are idiots. Black, or white. Rich, or poor. However nasty and bad they are, these scammer do know their targets, and that's what explains their success.

    2. Re:Psychology of scammers by ccccc · · Score: 1

      Well, if they're offering to get you $100, then they can hardly ask you for an initial investment in the $1000s. They need to pick a value high enough that it seems "reasonable" to somebody to front them a few thousand bucks.

    3. Re:Psychology of scammers by digidave · · Score: 1

      "if someone asked me to do that same thing for $20, I would probably be more willing to go along with it."

      But how much money would you be willing to part with in order to earn $20? Scammers don't need a lot of people to fall for their scam, they just need a couple people who think it makes sense to send a few thousand dollars so they can get millions back.

      --
      The global economy is a great thing until you feel it locally.
    4. Re:Psychology of scammers by spitzak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Once they get a dupe, they want to milk him for as much as possible. If you fell for the $20 scam, it seems unlikely they would be able to extract more than $20 from you before you realized that something was wrong and quit sending money. But if you fall for the $10 million scam, they may be able to extract tens of thousands of dollars before you realize something is wrong.

      So as long as the number of people who will be duped falls slower than 1/dollars, they have an incentive to make the amount as high as possible.

      Also apparently once they find a dupe, it requires significan work to fool them into sending the money. This work is probably constant per dupe. Thus getting $20 from 1000 people may not be worth the effort, while $20,000 from one person is.

    5. Re:Psychology of scammers by misleb · · Score: 1

      I don't think they offer the victim $100 million dollars. I think that is more the amount they are supposed to help launder. The victim gets a fraction of it. It seems more likely to a victim that he or she would get a fraction of a very large amount. People hear all the time about governments handling money in the billions. $100 million doesn't really seem like all that much in comparison, does it?

      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    6. Re:Psychology of scammers by glaucopis · · Score: 1

      On similar lines, I know someone who was recently targeted in a scam. She was looking for a roommate, posted to Craigslist, and got an email from someone claiming to be a model who would be in our area for a month and needed somewhere to stay. My friend was having second thoughts about whether she really wanted a roommate, so she told the model that it would cost $600, the full month's rent for the apartment. When the model agreed, my friend figured that the model was foolish, but at least she'd get a free month's rent out of the girl. Eventually a check arrived for several thousand dollars made out to my friend; when she told the model that rent was only $600, the model told her that this was her full pay for the upcoming modeling job in our area, that my she should deposit the check, take her $600, and send the rest to the model's agent in New York.

      At this point my friend's suspicions were raised (finally), and it took very little work to discover that the check was supposedly written by a company no longer in business, to learn that the model's claimed agency had never heard of her, and to decide to go to the police. But she went along with it to this point because the amount involved was (relatively) so low; she's not so greedy as to fall for one of the multimillion payout Nigerian scams, but $600 (in return for a place to stay -- $300 more than it was worth, certainly, but nothing extravagant) was worth considering.

      And I only heard about this afterwards; I certainly would have warned her off models contacting one by email at the beginning of the thing, had I known. As it stands, our dear model knows my friend's name and address, which puts her in a trickier situation than the targets of failed standard 419 scams.

  14. Cultural greed by saskboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We have a lot of cultural greed in North America, so its understandable how some other cultures would perceive us as greedy. It's too bad they don't realize that the people they scammed do not get paid back for the money they lose.

    If I were stuck in a 3rd world country with corrupt governments and no legitimate way to feed myself, I'd be tempted to turn to scamming "rich" people too. And in North America, the middle class is rich compared to most of the world's population. In Canada it would take about 5 Earths* to sustain our current level of consumption. [*source: The Nature of Things from a few days ago.]

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    1. Re:Cultural greed by FuckTheModerators · · Score: 1
      In Canada it would take about 5 Earths* to sustain our current level of consumption.

      Can you explain further? This sentence doesn't seem to make any sense to me.

      Is that because of:
      • Currency conversion between US and CDN?
      • Metric vs. English?
      • Is this just a play on the standard In Soviet Russia thing?
      • Something else that makes sense?
    2. Re:Cultural greed by Darune · · Score: 1

      I think he was referencing that it would take 5 earths worth of resources for everyone in the world to live like Canadians (or Americans). It would take 2 earths worth of resources to live like Europeans.

      It's true we do live greedy lives. I've visited some of the "poorer" countries, and it is disheartening to see that my 22 hours a week at the grocery store wage matched the average hardworking 48hour working person in the countries I visited. Now with a decent paying developer job I think I could feed a family of 100 in rural China with ease.

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    3. Re:Cultural greed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess he is talking about the overconsumption of Western world. The current consumption levels are unsustainable. All natural resources, from drinkable water to areble land, are consumed at a rate much higher than their natural regeneration. Developed countries use the resources more efficiently to produce a amount of a given good, but they produce many times higher than the others (because of consumption culture), so they end up consuming a lot more natural resources than developing countries. Overall the world is consuming faster than the earth can produce, thanks to developed western countries. While this is a serious ecological matter, it is an even more serious political matter. Since not everybody can live in luxurious conditions of the developed world (as the earth is unable to sustain even existing consumers) it is imperative that developed world to keep status quo wrt. development level, if they are to keep their system going just a little bit longer.

  15. Nothing surprising here by mustbepatient · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Of course the scammers have to convincet themselves that what they are doing isn't that bad. I find people's ability to fool themselves fascinating. The thing that gets me is that the only people I know that might fall for a scam like this are senile - I don't have any statistics to back myself up but I'm guessing most of the people they scam from can't afford to lose it.

    1. Re:Nothing surprising here by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      I saw a documentary about similar scams a while back - there was some guy in England who was a professional accountant and he got taken in.

      --
      It's true I tell you, feller at work's next door neighbour read it in the paper.
  16. Ebay by Darksoftnet · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I love getting 'questions' from Romanian people on ebay when I'm selling something saying: "Can please you end auction early and ship product Romania me! I have wife, she likes fun games to play. We like product and offer good dollar!"

  17. Advance_fee_fraud by distantbody · · Score: 2, Informative

    "This type of scam, originally known as the "Spanish Prisoner Letter" [2], has been carried out since at least the sixteenth century via ordinary postal mail.">>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advance_fee_f raud

    1. Re:Advance_fee_fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's make that a link

  18. "Greed is Good" by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    -- my high-school Economics teacher

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    "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    1. Re:"Greed is Good" by tekn0lust · · Score: 1

      I thought it was Gordon Gecko that said this. Where did that character end up?

    2. Re:"Greed is Good" by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      I don't think my teacher ever claimed the quote was original.

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      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    3. Re:"Greed is Good" by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Prison. But, then, maybe that was your point...

      --
      There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure
  19. Studid and Greedy... by 32Na · · Score: 2, Funny
    Scammers, he said, 'have the belief that white men are stupid and greedy.

    I think scammers give us lots of evidence of their own stupidity and greed. Some of my greatest laughs come from reading over their mail (it comes about once a week right now):

    ...I am compensating you with 10% of the total money Amount, now all my hope is banked on you and I really wants to invest this money in your country, were their is stabilities of Government, political and economic welfare. Honestly I want you to believe that this transaction is real and never a joke.

    That is genius at work!

    1. Re:Studid and Greedy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      32Na has a half life of 13.2 ms.

    2. Re:Studid and Greedy... by dajak · · Score: 1

      ...I am compensating you with 10% of the total money Amount, now all my hope is banked on you and I really wants to invest this money in your country, were their is stabilities of Government, political and economic welfare

      Royal Highness,

      Thank you for your kind letter. I am not going to help you to get the money. I already have enough money to buy whatever I want, and my government just keeps giving me more and more. 10% of that amount is simply too little for me to get of my lazy ass and do something. I do have some free investment advice for you: invest it in China, like I do. Those people work really hard for little money. Make your money work for you, instead of giving it to us. If you invest it wisely, then maybe someday you will be rich enough to get help from people like me.

    3. Re:Studid and Greedy... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Honestly I want you to believe that this transaction is real and never a joke.

      I think it's pretty ironic that they are actually being sincere here. "I honestly want you to believe that you are not being ripped off". :)

      --

      The enemies of Democracy are
  20. Re:stupid and greedy?!?! by tjw · · Score: 2, Funny
    Bomb Them!
    Yeah, so we're stupid and greedy. Maybe if these fools were aware of the dangerous combination of these two traits with our uncontrollable lust for war and violence they would be more careful about what they say.
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  21. I've always wondered about these guys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For quite some time I've sent replies back to them, simply because I'm curious (or maybe I am a greedy American and think it'd make a great documentary film). Interesting to see what's on the other end of all of those 419s.

    What an amazing hack. What wonderful piracy. What a sad testimony to the stupidity of the average person.

    1. Re:I've always wondered about these guys... by DaveCar · · Score: 1

      Heh, I got a Russian 419 and some spam from a Scottish company who makes wooden toys in the same day once. I set up a couple of hotmail accounts and mailed both the culprits posing as the other (I had the russian guy posing as someone who wanted to buy a vast quantity of toys for all the branches of the largest department store in Russia). Once I had gotten a telephone and fax number for the Scottish guy I arranged a telephone meeting to discuss the deals.

      Just a shame I couldn't listen in ...

  22. You own shoes?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    insensitive clod.

  23. Cultural Relativism by dslauson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You can only lean on cultural relativism so much.

    What I mean is, regardless of the culture you were raised in and the social climate of your environment, at some point, wrong is wrong is wrong.

    In this category, I would put anything that infringes on the rights of other human beings, including murder, assault, and, yes, simple theft.

    Justify it all you want. Yes, the people who fall for it are often greedy and stupid, but that doesn't make the act of the perpitrators any less wrong.

    1. Re:Cultural Relativism by spun · · Score: 1

      Give me a break. No one is trying to say, "Oh, in this scammer's culture, it's okay, so we have to say it's okay too or we are being racist culturally insensative pricks." The name 419 comes from the Nigerian criminal code, so it's illegal over their, too.

      Now, in a world of limited resource, one might say, well, the fact that Americans use more than their fair share means that Nigerians have less to go around, so Americans are impinging on Nigerians rights by being greedy resource hogs. If we didn't initiate force to keep our unfair access to resources, the Nigerians would be able to take what they need. So we are infringing on their rights, and they are just trying to redress the unfairness any way they can.

      I'm not saying I buy that argument. Just that whenever people whine about "people infringing on the rights of others" I often find they have conveniently overlooked or justified all the ways their own actions infring on others.

      If you were starving, would it be wrong to steal from a rich person to survive? Why or why not? I'm honestly curious. Personally, I think human survival trumps property rights, but I would be interested to hear anyone's argument about why people should be allowed to die for the sake of someone else's property.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    2. Re:Cultural Relativism by drooling-dog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nobody's justifying anything. You're making the common conservative error of mistaking an effort to understand a thing as an attempt to condone it. Righteousness and moral indignation have their place, but if you want to really understand why people behave the way they do, sometimes you just have to let it rest for a little while. There's a lot of good children's literature for those who require a moral lesson with every story.

    3. Re:Cultural Relativism by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Now, in a world of limited resource, one might say, well, the fact that Americans use more than their fair share means that Nigerians have less to go around, so Americans are impinging on Nigerians rights by being greedy resource hogs. If we didn't initiate force to keep our unfair access to resources, the Nigerians would be able to take what they need. So we are infringing on their rights, and they are just trying to redress the unfairness any way they can. You failed Econ 101 didn't you. Because everyone knows that we do not live in a zero sum system. Resource are all over this planet, the problem is getting to them. The fact you blame this on America shows your utter lack of understanding an reason about the world we live in. Note: If he we are living in a zero-sum game of resources, then we should still be cavemen to this day by that very argument.

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    4. Re:Cultural Relativism by spun · · Score: 1

      No one said that we are living in a zero sum game. In the short run, it is a close approximation and when one person has unfair access to a larger number of resources it does necessarily mean that others have less. In the long run the ability to find and utilize resources increases so it isn't zero sum.

      I specifically stated I didn't necessarily believe the argument I was making, just that it was something to consider. Sounds like the very fact that this argument exists pisses you off enough that it impinges on your reading comprehension skills.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    5. Re:Cultural Relativism by Darkmoth · · Score: 1
      What I mean is, regardless of the culture you were raised in and the social climate of your environment, at some point, wrong is wrong is wrong. In this category, I would put anything that infringes on the rights of other human beings, including murder, assault, and, yes, simple theft.

      I'm not so sure it's even THAT cut and dried. The purpose of a standing army is obviously to be ready to kill. Laws are backed by the thread of imprisonment, which is in turn is backed by the threat of assault. Yet these mechanisms are ingrained and accepted in our society.

      Piracy was theft, unless you could find two countries at war, and then you'd be a Privateer for one side by preying on the other.

      I'd probably agree with most Americans about what's right and wrong, but then I share the same culture.

    6. Re:Cultural Relativism by cpotoso · · Score: 1

      dslauson says "wrong is wrong is wrong" If your family were starving to death, then YOU are wrong. I'd do everything in my power to make sure my family did not starve (other than killing). People that fall for the 419 crimes really deserve their deed, either because they are really stupid and greedy, and/or because they become accomplices in a (fictional) crime... Note that most 419 crimes are "help me get 55M$ out of nigeria, these are the funds that former general akuoko stole from the people of nigeria, etc, etc". Idiots!

    7. Re:Cultural Relativism by kemapa · · Score: 1

      I would be interested to hear anyone's argument about why people should be allowed to die for the sake of someone else's property.

      It would be very hard to make this argument, but you've forgotten that there are other ways to feed yourself besides stealing from "the rich". Life is not lived in a vacuum where it's you and a rich guy in a room together for a month and he has a loaf of bread and you don't. In real life there are other factors and options. You could raise your own food or grow crops. I used to raise small groups of chickens (about 30 at a time) for the eggs. And once they were plump enough, I slaughted them myself, plucked them, cleaned them, and cooked them. I don't know about the availability of chickens in Nigeria, but here in Texas a baby chick costs less than a dollar. And all of this was done on a half an acre of land (not a farm). Another option would be hunting. I've killed many different types of edible animals with both a bow and a gun. And again, slaughtered, cleaned, and cooked on my own. You could also fish, or any number of other things.

      If stealing is the first option that you try, then you're a criminal. Plain and simple.

    8. Re:Cultural Relativism by vertinox · · Score: 1

      What I mean is, regardless of the culture you were raised in and the social climate of your environment, at some point, wrong is wrong is wrong.

      Wrong.

      I'm not saying it is right based on our culture, but take for example the Crusades of the Middle ages. The Pope said "It is ok to kill the Infidel in order to regain the holy land. In fact, you can kill as many as you like and you will get into heaven." Those knights seriously believed this and their families believed in this... Their kings told them to do this... Their wives, parents and kids all believed this was right and all that did so was heralded as heros. These knights died thinking they did the right thing and were going to heaven for it. Their whole society thought this was right.

      But is it really right to invade and indiscrimently kill every living person in Jeresulem?

      Maybe not, but you should realize that some things you believe to be right or wrong may not be right in another society or even in our own 1,000 years from now. There are no true absolutes.

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      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    9. Re:Cultural Relativism by dslauson · · Score: 1

      Wow. That's a really bad example. Are you trying to say that the crusaders were right to kill all those people? That can't be what you are trying to say, but if that's not what you are trying to say, then you pretty much just argued my point for me. Wierd.

  24. This is all true. by labratuk · · Score: 3, Funny

    But they do make great penpals. Like the guy in my sig, for instance.

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    1. Re:This is all true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, I read your sig - that was absolutely hilarious. Let me relate my own story of 419-ownage.

      Mr. "Foster Ibe" contacted me. I did a similar thing, assuming the identity of "Cletus Van Damm", made a fakie, etc. When he finally dropped the bomb and asked for my bank information, i told him to go to my webpage. This was in the pre-sp1 days for Internet Explorer. The 'webpage' consisted of a 200x200 window with goatse man in it that danced wildly around the screen, with the text "PRESS ALT-F4 TO CLOSE". Of course when you did that, it spawned 50 more windows - how I miss old IE!. The best part was I told him that the website needed a witness nearby to verify his identity. I'm now the proud owner of the worst fake Nigerian passport I've ever seen.

    2. Re:This is all true. by drpimp · · Score: 0

      That was the greatest dialog I have read in a while. Must have been loads of fun *#^$ing with that guy.

      This should be a dialog for a "Getting Scammed for Dummies" dramatizaion.

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    3. Re:This is all true. by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      That was gold! That picture alone brought tears to me laughing!

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  25. Why wouldn't they think it's OK? by Kohath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Aren't these scams just what "social justice" is supposed to be -- stealing from people because INSERT JUSTIFICATION HERE ?

    Justifications:

    - It's their fair share.
    - They did XYZ THING in the past
    - Their ancestors did XYZ THING in the distant past
    - They have a different skin color than me
    - They have a different religion than me
    - They can afford it
    - Etc.

    The justifications aren't really relevant, BTW. They're just flavor. People steal/tax/defraud/embezzle/con because they want the money and because they can.

    1. Re:Why wouldn't they think it's OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on!

      "Social justice" is used as doublespeak more often than it should be. It's a shame more people can't figure out that justice is a person to perosn thing.

    2. Re:Why wouldn't they think it's OK? by spun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let me pose a question. Someone sells you a bike for $10. Later that day, someone else proves to you that they own the bike and that it was stolen from them. Do you give the bike back to the rightful owner? If you refuse, and he takes it back, is he stealing?

      Now, assume that all land was originally unowned by anyone. Then it was held in common. No man owned it, but the whole tribe used it. Then someone develops the notion of private property. They put up a fence and use force to keep out the orginal users of the resource.

      All resources were originally taken with no more moral authority than "I have the power to take this from you and keep it." Since then, the unfairness of the distribution system has only escalated the problem, as those who unfairly stole more resources had more power to keep and hold yet more resources. So the entire system of private property is based on theft and unfair advantage. How does this system benefit the common person? Why should they buy into and support such a system? Try to answer without refering to such imaginary concepts as "God given" or "natural" rights.

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    3. Re:Why wouldn't they think it's OK? by ifwm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, see this one

      "- It's their fair share."

      You just did it. You tried to justify one wrong by referring to another.

      The problem is, I completely reject your concept that

      "the entire system of private property is based on theft and unfair advantage."

      Primarily, how can it be theft if (as you claim) NO ONE owned it? What you fail to consider is that some people have doen MORE than their fair share to protect their exclusive use of these resources. They found them, developed them, exploited and, most importantly, protected them.
      Dismissing their effort because you reject property ownership is just propaganda, and has no basis in reason at all.

      If you put in a larger amount of effort, then you deserve a greater share.

      "How does this system benefit the common person?"

      By allowing them the opportunity to work harder, and thus gain more than someone who works less.

    4. Re:Why wouldn't they think it's OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stealing from people is ok since they're my employees and cant do anything about it.

    5. Re:Why wouldn't they think it's OK? by spun · · Score: 1

      No one owned the resources, but everyone used them. Before someone put up a fence, you could go anywhere you wanted. Why should people be allowed to put up fences? Isn't it initiation of force, trying to keep me off of someplace I used to be able to freely go?

      People who put in a greater effort do deserve a larger share, I'm not so commie as to disbelieve that. But there needs to be a limit, or it starts to get into a grey area where your bigger share means someone else has less than their fair share. The free market system of determining what everyone's fair share is, is not fair itself. This is because those with more have more say in determining what everyone's fair share is than those with less.

      I know plenty of people who work just as hard as others but get less. I know lots of people who don't work hard but get far, far more. I don't think the system rewards hard work as much as luck and lack of morals.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    6. Re:Why wouldn't they think it's OK? by DigiShaman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Check out Spuns post history. He's a flaming angry liberal. He fit's the classic American profile of a liberal.

      Sorry for my harsh post folks, but truth must be said. Judge for youself before modding me please.

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    7. Re:Why wouldn't they think it's OK? by Kohath · · Score: 2

      How does this system benefit the common person?

      It produces a stable, well-defined system where "the common person" can work hard, save, and have a good life for himself and his family.

      In societies based on corruption and theft, the common man can't save, only the strong man. The strong man steals the savings of the common man and adds it to his own.

      Why should they buy into and support such a system?

      They should look at the results. Free-market, low-corruption, private-property societies work. And they work well. And they work for large populations. And they work for small, meduim, and large income disparities. And they continue to work for long periods of time.

      Private property systems need not be defended on moral grounds, though they easily can be. When you take the fruits of someone's labor, you're effectively taking the labor itself. And taking someone's labor is also known as slavery. Slavery is bad.

      The bottom line is that private property systems work, and none of the other systems work nearly as well.

    8. Re:Why wouldn't they think it's OK? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      No you don't need a fence if it is just raw land, fences keep you from reaping the benefits of the resources the "landowner" used to improve the land. Early fences (I use fences not as a literal term but as a concept for boundries--cowboys for example were little more than human fences who were also replaced by technlogy, refridgerated trains and barbed wire) kept others from reaping the harvest from cultivation or fertilization, which allowed some of their tribe to do something other than hunt & gather their daily food.
      Thant trend continued through industrialization until we spend less than 1% of our human effor on food production and 99% on other applications.
      The free market didn't win because it was fair, it won because it most efficiently spreads resources to their most useful causes. The hope is that while some people are dumb lucky, most of them are their due to superior insight, and their insight was rewarded with additional resources to better prepare for a future crisis. If they were to stop applying resources to the most pressing need, they would soon find their resources dwindling rather than growing.

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    9. Re:Why wouldn't they think it's OK? by spun · · Score: 1

      And you are an angry flaming conservative. You fit the classic American profile of a conservative: lies, distortions, ad hominem attacks, hypocracy, and self serving justifications.

      Yes, I am a liberal. There is nothing wrong with being a liberal, despite the right's attempt to make it into a dirty word. Sometimes I'm angry. Sounds like you're angry too. Sometimes I flame. Calling someone an "angry flaming liberal" is itself a flame.

      And it's not truth, it's your opinion, which you are of course entitled to. But when you initiate ad hominem attacks on a person, most rational people, right or left, tend to dismiss you as a moron and not worth debating.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    10. Re:Why wouldn't they think it's OK? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      It's you who started attacking me first. But when I did, I wasn't so vile about it. In fact, I have PROOF that liberals are full of hate and range. Check out this post. I exposed another hate-fill liberal for who they really are on Slashdot.

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=165653&cid=138 33007

      THANK YOU SPUN. That's two for two in my favor ;) Peace out!

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    11. Re:Why wouldn't they think it's OK? by spun · · Score: 1

      Wow. The levels of incoherence and deceit rise even further. Please point out where I attacked you first. The first thing you posted in this subthread was an attack on me. That post you link to proves what a dimwitted right wing twit you are, not that liberals are "full of hate and range." But you obviously subscribe to the right wing policy of "a lie repeated often enough and loudly enough becomes the truth."

      Please. Look at my fans list. Now look at yours. Notice that mine is much larger. Few people of consequence here want to hear your trollish babble. You don't care about the truth, you just care about proving your discredited ideology right. You don't even go about it in an interesting way, you just parrot back the techniques and talking points of your republican masters.

      But you go on telling yourself that you are a fearless vanquisher of evil liberal scum, if it makes you happy. You are a completely ineffectual human being, and the things that you do and say do not matter to those of us who are your obvious superiors.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    12. Re:Why wouldn't they think it's OK? by downhole · · Score: 1

      What makes you think that land was originally unowned by anyone and held in common? Everything I've read indicates that primitive socities were often territorial and violent, and would frequently fight over property and raid each other. Tribes unwilling to protect their land by force would be overrun and replaced by other tribes willing to take their land by force. At least when the modern concept of private property took over, land could be bought peacefully by whoever could make the best use of it.

      Further, wealth is not based on resources, but production. Many areas with little or no resources have thrived and became wealthy, while other areas with a wealth of resources remain poor. The difference is the culture and the political and economic system that rewards production, rather then force or some arbitraty definition of "need". Take, say, the US or Europe or Japan versus Africa.

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    13. Re:Why wouldn't they think it's OK? by spun · · Score: 1

      Obviously land was unowned before their were human beings. After that, land was not initially owned by individuals, but was used by groups. Whether those groups were violent and territorial doesn't matter. The land was still held in common, and then privatized by an individual.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    14. Re:Why wouldn't they think it's OK? by FuzzyHead · · Score: 1

      To answer this question without concepts of "God given" rights would not be acceptable in my worldview. My worldview includes a God so there can be "God given" rights. Of course, that means that we don't merely have a might means right type of ethic. The implications of this ethic creates a whole different set of things.

    15. Re:Why wouldn't they think it's OK? by spun · · Score: 1

      Wonderful. Since God communicates through fallible human beings, even if God did give us rights, how would we know what they are?

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    16. Re:Why wouldn't they think it's OK? by spicate · · Score: 1
      Let me try following your logic.

      You tried to justify one wrong (that there are poor, downtrodden people) by saying that it started in the past, and is therefore of no consequence. By implication, since all wrongs that we can act on have occurred in the past, all wrongs should go unpunished and unrectified.

      They found them, developed them, exploited and, most importantly, protected them.


      Survival of the fittest! So you only deserve to possess what you can protect? Sounds like the 419ers are totally justified, then... if the stupid Americans can't protect their cash, they don't deserve it.

      Obviously, these scammers aren't justified in stealing. Instead of severely punishing them and adding to their feelings of persecution, doesn't it make sense to try to bring them into the system, and find a way for them to be productive? That's really what "social justice" is about. It's about giving people a chance, or a second chance, and not merely punishing them for breaking laws in a society that doesn't really protect or serve them.

      By the way, please respond to what I said, and not some stereotype of what you think a liberal is.
  26. What do you expect? by Jonnty · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Kovacsics said victims can't believe that a scammer would spend months of internet chat just to net $700 or $1,000, not realizing that is big money in Nigeria and fraudsters will have many scams running at the same time. If you take that attitude, not realising money is actually worth something, I think it'd be pretty inevitable people thinking you are "greedy."

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  27. Dating fraud by Safe+Sex+Goddess · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Dating fraud isn't new. I saw an episode of the History Detectives where they tracked down some photographs to a scam mail order bride company in Chicago during the late 1800's.

    The truth is people don't have time to investigate every purchase or offer they're made. And often the more desperate someone is the more eager they are to grasp at straws that purport to offer a way out of their desperation. Just watch the televangelists who sell prayer rags for debt relief.

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  28. I wish I could remember by Kobun · · Score: 1

    Possibly a story in "Asimov" magazine, or somewhere ... I'm sure it gets repeated a fair amount. Regardless of the source, a quote springs to mind: "Just think of it as evolution in action." It is obviously not evolution when an elderly person who is betting their last hopes on this being real (as I hope to god they don't breed after 70). But for the rest of the greedy suckers who fall for this crap, well, let's just hope it was expensive education. Maybe the kids will turn out better.

    Then there are the fools that actually fly someplace for these deals, I guess they get educated most of all. http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/News/0,, 2-7-1442_1641875,00.html

    1. Re:I wish I could remember by fleck_99_99 · · Score: 1
      That quote is from the novel "Oath of Fealty," by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle.

      (Non-affiliate-or-whatever-they're-called but obligatory Amazon link here

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    2. Re:I wish I could remember by Kobun · · Score: 1

      HA! Thank you kindly. I have half a shelf of books by Larry Niven and/or Jerry Pournelle on my bookshelf that I "borrowed" from my father. Still chewing through them all, but I've gotten sidetracked on the Count of Monte Cristo at the moment ... I guess I'll be going back to 'Oath' shortly too. And in fact, given today's various political climates, I invite anyone else to do the same. Interesting thoughts in there on the whole freedom/security balance some places are dealing with.

      Wish I had mod points for you mate. Cheers!

  29. scambaiters have a theme song too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FORUM TOPIC

    It's an incredibly catchy song too. Here are the lyrics, for those of us unable to play wma files:

    Eater, Eater we love you

    Eater, Eater yes we do

    With the modalities of bread

    We will decorate our head

    Eater, Eater we love you

    Eater, Eater yes we do
     

    Don't bother searching the thread for a link to an mp3 version either. It seems that 419eater is visited only by Windows victims.

    The song is definitely worth a reboot if you're a dual booter though, and you'd be surprised how many mp3 players support wma, so give it a look.

  30. scamming is a victimless crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like stealing from a homeless person or punching someone in the dark...

    1. Re:scamming is a victimless crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two of my most favorite past-times.

  31. What are you talking about? by Marc2k · · Score: 1

    what it's like to live in such conditions with no way out.

    You mentioned a way for them to build a better life yourself! Sell someone's house while they're still in it. I never liked my current neighbors much, anyway. brb

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  32. dating scams are old. by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Cripes the Ukranian dating site scams have been around for over 5 years now. I remember a friend getting sucked in on that at work paying for "fees" and then paying for "english lessons" for the girl he really liked. he was eventually bilked out of $5000.00 before he got a clue.

    The nigerians are way behind in their scams.

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    1. Re:dating scams are old. by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Cripes the Ukranian dating site scams have been around for over 5 years now. I remember a friend getting sucked in on that at work paying for "fees" and then paying for "english lessons" for the girl he really liked.

      I saw one, once. Just for giggles (I'm happily married, thank you!) I posted the cheesiest, mostest disgusting-est picture of a fat, naked guy at his computer I could find, posting the most incredibly wimpy-ass, total-loser responses to the questions, at a throwaway email address.

      And, every day or so, I'd get this (obviously) totally bogus email from a "hot chick" who just was utterly turned on by my picture. I got quite a few laughs out of the reponses! Damn funny, some of them!

      Over time, though, they got more and more porn-ish, "I'm so wet for you" crap and I threw away the throwaway address...

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      I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
  33. My Nigerian Experience by scottennis · · Score: 1

    I had one of these people contact me via Yahoo IM. "She" claimed to be stuck in Africa and in need of money to get back to the USA.

    I had a lot of fun playing along. It reminded me a little of D&D. I picked a persona and then played it to the hilt, knowing all along that it was a scam.

    I was fascinated to learn from the article that these guys have counterparts in the USA who will try to intimidate you into paying up. I guess I didn't take the scenario far enough to get a call from some Nigerian "Guido".

    It would seem that the US counterparts would be easy to nab if they are really willing to come and "intimidate" you in person.

    Someone should remind these guys that even fat, stupid, greedy Americans still have a constitutional right to keep and bear arms!

    (HFS--I sound like a redneck!)

    1. Re:My Nigerian Experience by waldonova · · Score: 1

      They may come to pay you a visit if they know who and where you are. The number one rule in baiting is NO PERSONAL DATA!
      This is easy to do with a gmail account, but they will probably want to phone you at some point. Using an IP phone or a cash & carry cell phone work well.

  34. Threats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article:

    "Samuel said Shepherd employs seven Nigerians in America, including one in the San Francisco Bay Area, to spy on maghas and threaten any who get cold feet. If a big deal is going off track, he calls in all seven."

    Well, I'd advise 'em not to try that in where I live, in the good old mid-west. Maybe a bunch of Nigerians can get away with threats in Frisco, but around here they're likely to end up on the wrong end of a large caliber handgun....hmmm, that might be a fun sport. (insert big evil grin)

  35. Missed opportunities... by Tominva1045 · · Score: 1


    f I were stuck in a 3rd world country with corrupt governments and no legitimate way to feed myself, I'd be tempted to turn to scamming "rich" people too..

    So the scammers do have time to practice theivery but do not have time to fight for their own freedom and a better way of life for themselves and their families.

    That kind of lazyness isn't deserving of financial support from the individual (American) idiot nor the American government.

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  36. 419 Emails From A Cultural Perspective by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Other proposed thesis subjects from this year's liberal arts majors include:

    • Gender roles of minerals: is porphyry like totally gay or what?
    • Chocolate and it's[sic] affects[sic] on tactic's[sic] of the Franco-Prussian war
    • God not only exists but he drinks too (there's no way evolution could have produced the Aardvark)
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    1. Re:419 Emails From A Cultural Perspective by Moderatbastard · · Score: 0

      So which of "I don't get the joke" or "I'm a liberal arts major anfd that is my thesis title, you insensitive clod!" does offtopic mean today?

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    2. Re:419 Emails From A Cultural Perspective by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      It's the second one, "therefore", then the first one.

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      It's true I tell you, feller at work's next door neighbour read it in the paper.
  37. Re:Really? Really? Really? by triumphDriver · · Score: 1

    What you have not been watching the news lately?

    Ever heard of Katrina? Rita? New Orleans? St. Bernard? Mississippi?

    Endemic poverty that exists in the south ( and in almostt every major city in the US ) with no apparent way out. How about the homeless that live on the streets in every city in America?

    Don't tell me that a guy with a PC in Nigeria is down at the same level as a homeless person in the US.

    Yes, many people in the U.S. are living a very good life, but that is not all of us.

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  38. Re:Black Racists by inventor61 · · Score: 1

    Gee, I'm not all that certain parent *was* a troll.

    The 'message' might have been conveyed in a more tactful manner, to be certain, however; the essence is correct.

    Racism is a two-way street, and it's my own belief that the racism expressed by blacks towards whites is more vehement, damaging, and violent than that racism (what little remains of it) of whites towards blacks.

    The sanctimonious behavior of whites, many of whom are over a certain age or of a certain political bent and feel some kind of guilt about their inner feelings about blacks, is more appalling than overt racism.

    Unless we all face our own bigotry - black people, too - the manifestations of it will present themselves in perpetuity.

  39. very controllable lust for justice.. by Tominva1045 · · Score: 1



    If we had an uncontrollable lust for war we would have bombed Cuba a long time ago.

    Fact is our efforts to help Iraq's citizens the opportunity to choose their own destiny have been very specific- whether one agree's with the "reasons" for it or not.

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  40. Cultural greed? More like human greed! by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    The scammers are at least as greedy, probably far more greedy than those they are scamming. Their comparitively lesser wealth is an excuse to try and justify it to themselves and others as ok, not a legit reason. I would also be willing to bet that the scammers are not the ultra-poor in Nigera, they are at least moderatly well off by Nigerian standards. That doesn't mean they are well-off by US standards, but still.

    All this talk about American greed and reimbursment is just the greedy scammers trying to convince people (and themselves) that what they do is ok. "It's ok to scam the Americans because they are all greedy pigs and their government bails them out anyhow." Well guess what? That's a crock of shit, and you are a greedy fucker if you use that as justification for what you do.

    I don't think greed is unique to any culture, I think it's part of the human condition.

    1. Re:Cultural greed? More like human greed! by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      What do you mean? Americans scam Americans too. Look at Enron.

    2. Re:Cultural greed? More like human greed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent point. Note the individual interviewed in the article. He's not talking about feeding himself and his mother. He's talking about wanting a piece of the lavish wealth displayed by his boss. This is not survival, it is greed. And if anything, survival overcame greed as he began to understand the stakes of what he was doing and ponder what his mother's fate would be if he ended up in jail.

      I'm not making a moral judgement here. There's nothing wrong with wanting a better life or enjoying some luxury. But let's not confuse luxury for necessity.

    3. Re:Cultural greed? More like human greed! by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      I'm not making a moral judgement here.

      Why not? It's a no-brainer. The scams are ojectively wrong, by any rational view, period. That they are trying to scam people with a thin ethical shield doesn't make the scam somehow relatively OK. If the government did that, we'd call it entrapment.

      These are people that are sitting around for hour in cyber cafes spamming. They're not begging in the street, or trying to grow just one more sweet potatoe in a dry field.

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    4. Re:Cultural greed? More like human greed! by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      That's exactly his point. This isn't a cultural issue, this is just shady people trying to scam other potentially-shady people. That bit of the human psyche crosses borders just fine.

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  41. Who is stupid and greedy again? by Fnkmaster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    [They] have the belief that white men are stupid and greedy.

    That's rather ironic. If you read 419eater or any of the other "scam the scammer" sites out there, it's pretty clear who the stupid and greedy ones are in this game.

    While I don't have too much respect for the intellect of the average American, the people who actually fall for these scams are probably the most stupid and greedy among our population, but they are a fraction of a percent of Americans. Most people have long since been trained to spot these things for what they are now and recognize that if it sounds too good to be true, then it probably is. The Internet is no different from the rest of life in that way.

    The scammers, however, are too stupid to realize that if a scammee is asking for absurd, ridiculous acts to be documented on film, then the joke is almost certainly on the scammer.

    I have pretty much no empathy for these people, no matter how poor they are or what adversity they have faced. They have turned to common thuggery to steal that which they feel entitled to, instead of trying to earn an honest living the way we, or our parents, or our grandparents who came from equally poor backgrounds in other parts of the world did. Every time a scammer dies a miserable death, baby Jesus smiles.

    Until the entire continent of Africa learns a more constructive ethic of hard work and self-help, all the charity in the world won't help them.

    1. Re:Who is stupid and greedy again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm....
      >or our parents, or our grandparents who came from equally poor
      >backgrounds in other parts of the world did
      >...
      >Every time a scammer dies a miserable death, baby Jesus smiles.
      >...
      >the entire continent of Africa

      Not that I have any sympathy for the pirates of Nigeria, but I've just got to ask....did the jackboots come with that outfit or did you have to ask the fuehrer for them separately?

    2. Re:Who is stupid and greedy again? by taustin · · Score: 1

      That's rather ironic. If you read 419eater or any of the other "scam the scammer" sites out there, it's pretty clear who the stupid and greedy ones are in this game.

      People tend to see in others what they see in themselves. That's why the only people who are really at risk to these kinds of scams are those who are dishonest, or stupid and desperate.

    3. Re:Who is stupid and greedy again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all scammers believe that "white men are stupid and greedy." They only know that some are, and that small number is enough for "business." It is patent that scammers are greedy. And it happens that majority of them are actually well-educated but believe that they could make some business out of scamming. The profit potential is so huge that they leave good jobs (not all of them are unemployed, poor people) so they can concentrate on scamming. It is kind of easy to say that the joke is on the scammers. But tell me, someone says give me your bank account and money so we can share some hundreds of millions of dollars. You have no physical contact, no lottery number, no address, nothing as evidence that you could use to positively identify the person, and you surrender information which you would/should not give. Scammers are thieves, but anyone who believes s/he is to get money not worked for, what do you say about such person? I am sorry this may be hard on those who have lost money without much thought. But after so much has been publicized about scamming, with many confirming they lost monye (so it is no longer fiction), why do people still believe those stories? If it is too good to be true, then it might not be true.

    4. Re:Who is stupid and greedy again? by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      Your quotation of my post in no way logically leads to your response. I don't give a shit of the color of their skin is blue, white, purple or green, and I am obviously not a fascist (see my posting history). Oh, and you already lost the argument (as if you were smart enough to make one in the first place) by referencing Hitler entirely out of context. Congratulations, moron.

  42. Let's have some perspective by Safe+Sex+Goddess · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It's funny how we seem to get most upset when it's people who have almost nothing doing the scamming. Yet when rich folk do scamming, like the Savings & Loan scandal, Enron, Worldcom, and so on, people don't get so upset.

    I can't tell you how many times I hear about welfare fraud where someone might net a few hundred dollars a month, but these same people never once mention the corporate people who steal millions or hundreds of millions of dollars. Or corporate bosses who steal the pension plans from people who have worked hard all their careers and are left with nothing. Thank god for social security so they won't starve.

    So right now we're worried about some Nigerians stealling tens of millions a year when we've got tens of billions in medical fraud going on in this country.

    Get some perspective.

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    1. Re:Let's have some perspective by bogono · · Score: 1

      Who's not upset by rich folks scamming?

      The Nigerian scams are the topic of discussion here so that's why you're not hearing so much about Enron. When people are discussing welfare fraud, then that's what you tend to hear about.

      For the moment, I'm all cried out over corporate welfare fraud. If I had to go on about the entire list of injustices in the world every time I complained about anything, I'd be doing nothing but complaining and whining! Much like I am right now...

    2. Re:Let's have some perspective by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      It's funny how we seem to get most upset when it's people who have almost nothing doing the scamming. Yet when rich folk do scamming, like the Savings & Loan scandal, Enron, Worldcom, and so on, people don't get so upset.

      Tell me again what Martha Stewart was doing in jail?

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    3. Re:Let's have some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think some of the reason is that the outrage goes up as the number of people experience a particular fraud increases.

      Sure a relatively few number of cooperate leaders commit illegal frauds and scams to collect outrageous totals.

      However, there is a relatively small number of wealthy individuals who suffer the direct consquences. In the end we all pay but this is a very indirect effect.

      In contrast, the E-mail Scammer who spans everyone is directly affecting everyone. Sure, only by a small degree of having to delete or filter the email. But it is a significant shared experience

    4. Re:Let's have some perspective by ptbarnett · · Score: 1
      Tell me again what Martha Stewart was doing in jail?

      Martha Stewart was in jail because she lied to investigators.

      After all was said and done, the government dropped the rest of the charges against her, because they couldn't prove she had done anything wrong. It's not even clear that she did anything illegal (other than lying about it).

      But since she didn't tell the truth when first confronted about it, she went to jail. If she had told the truth or not said anything at all, it's unlikely that she would have convicted of anything.

    5. Re:Let's have some perspective by krunk4ever · · Score: 2, Informative

      I disagree with your following statement:

      It's funny how we seem to get most upset when it's people who have almost nothing doing the scamming. Yet when rich folk do scamming, like the Savings & Loan scandal, Enron, Worldcom, and so on, people don't get so upset.

      Do you know how many people lost their jobs, lost their entire retirement savings account, and had to start from scratch from the Enron scandal? If you not, I'd recommend you to watch: Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room.

      I don't know about others, but I've always felt these nigerian scandals as a joke and anyone that falls for it is an idiot. But I've truly felt sick to the stomach at what some of these corporate scandals involved. There were hardly any signs for any of the employees or anyone affected by the scandal to see it coming, especially for the lower level guys.

      But here's a fact of life, most people just won't care until they've been affected by it too, thinking that'll never happen to them.

    6. Re:Let's have some perspective by ifwm · · Score: 1

      "Get some perspective."

      I suggest you do the same.

      You, with all due respect, are making shit up.

      We get just as pissed off at CEOs, in fact I personally get far more pissed at them when they steal. The whole already being wealthy thing.

      I distinctly remeber a shitstorm after the Savings & Loan scandal, Enron, & Worldcom. People went to jail, or are being prosecuted. What would you like to happen, a revolt?

      "So right now we're worried about some Nigerians stealling tens of millions a year when we've got tens of billions in medical fraud going on in this country."

      If you'd bothered to ask instead of assuming you can gauge the feeling of an entire country on your own, you'd realize we can be concerned about BOTH at the same time. Ask, you'll see I'm right and you're wrong.

    7. Re:Let's have some perspective by PMW · · Score: 1

      "...when rich folk do scamming, like the Savings & Loan scandal, Enron, Worldcom, and so on, people don't get so upset. "

      Have you been living in a cave for the past couple of years? There have been thousands and thousands of articles, hundreds of books, countless tv news-show segments, and at least one movie about Enron alone. Plus, the heads of Enron and Worldcom are all fighting court battles to stay out of jail and a lot of people did go to jail over the S&L crisis. I don't doubt they deserved their treatment, but to say people aren't upset at them simply isn't true. They've gotten at least 100x the coverage that the 419 people have gotten.

    8. Re:Let's have some perspective by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's funny how we seem to get most upset when it's people who have almost nothing doing the scamming. Yet when rich folk do scamming, like the Savings & Loan scandal, Enron, Worldcom, and so on, people don't get so upset.

      What the hell are you talking about? This is not insightful, this is class-baiting anti-business nonsense painting with a stupidly broad brush and getting the facts wrong (not that doing so ever stopped a good anti-business rant, of course). But let's say you're immune to all of the CEOs-Going-To-Jail media coverage. The reason "we" don't get so upset is because something is done about people like that. They lose their jobs, page huge (usually bankrupting) fines, and then give up their liberty as they go to actual prison. The billions and billions that are lost to petty scams, inside retail theft, check/credit fraud, identity theft... that stuff makes us mad because people are rarely caught. Profiles about people who do it are inflammatory for that very reason.

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    9. Re:Let's have some perspective by LtOcelot · · Score: 1

      The reason "we" don't get so upset is because something is done about people like that. They lose their jobs, page huge (usually bankrupting) fines, and then give up their liberty as they go to actual prison.

      What makes you think the high stakes criminals who get caught are the only ones there are?

      What makes you think they typically lose more in monetary penalties than they gained?

      What makes you think their prison terms are commensurate with the damage done by their crimes?

    10. Re:Let's have some perspective by spun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because his self image rests on believing that he is a good person who is part of a good society. If he were to believe that he was a part of an unjust society, he would need to do something about the injustice in order to go on believing he was a good person.

      The myth of modern American capitalism says that almost all CEOs are good and decent people and that the few bad apples are always brought to justice. The truth of the matter is that one almost has to be corrupt to get to that level in business, most who are caught get off with a handslap, and those who get brought to justice are still welcomed back into the fold by their corrupt cronies after they get out of the pen.

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    11. Re:Let's have some perspective by susa-no-o · · Score: 1

      I think this is a troll. The idea that there has been less media coverage of Enron than welfare fraud is absurd on its face.

    12. Re:Let's have some perspective by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      No, I'd say that your self image relies on convincing yourself that the only difference between you and someone who makes more money than you is corruption.

      Except, I've worked for and with numerous small-, mid-, and big-sized operations. They are audited ruthlessly, and the bigger they are, the more transparent their bookeeping is (and legally, has to be). You are completely clouded by your idea of what a "CEO" is. The vast majority of the jobs, growth, innovation, productivity, and actual transactional business in this country is conducted by smaller businesses. Even companies with 10 employees have chief executives. Their "cronies" are usually their cousins or friends who have scraped together the money and sweat equity to start a business. Your demon-like fantasy bad guy running a business is the exception, not anything like the rule. Most people are decent human beings, and I know and support hundreds (who work with thousands) that don't put up with the poorly-imagined evil paper dolls that you suggest run most businesses.

      Then again, I suppose you probably think that the X-Files was a documentary, too.

      Now, about the injustice you think I tolerate. How many many hours do you suppose I've put into defending businesses from the technical pieces of account attacks, financial fraud, theft of every variety (inside, outside, in-transit, etc)... well, it's a career. Businesses, from small mom-and-pops up to larger organizations (including one of my more common types of customers: non-profit associations that process donations and other financial instruments, which, by-the-way, also have CEOs) are pummeled, day in, day out, with loss-inducing crapstorms from unethical people of every stripe - but most of them small-time (and lame) attempts from twits that think they won't get caught.

      The cost to all of us, in the form of higher prices (because of lost services and merchandise, jacked up insurance rates, etc) and lost productivity is in the hundreds of billions of dollars every year. This type of loss - from both employees and outsiders - is enough to drive many businesses out of business, and is one of the reasons that many small businesses decide to merge and acquire each other, so that they can pool resources, and weather/prevent such losses through the type of focus that it's hard for smaller shops to handle. But the people that run and invest in those companies - who have everything to lose if they go under - are now operating under fantastically proctological beasts like Sarbanes-Oxley, the cost of which (of course) is just added to what we all pay. But in practice, the transparency in accounting under that act is pretty much impossible to avoid. And so what? The people investing their money in those businesses are the ones that insist on that sort of accountability anyway. That's why you get shareholder suits when management screws around with the books.

      Your imaginary culture of mafia business people running the economy would be laughable if it weren't so commonly reinforced in popular entertainment (ironic, of course, since popular entertainment is itself generally presented by large business operations). The real echo-chamber for this nonsense, though, is the never-had-a-real-job and never-ran-a-business left-ish college student universe. They usually wake up when they're 30 or so, or when their best friend (crony, you say?) actually does start a business and they get to see what it's all actually about.

      truth of the matter is that one almost has to be corrupt to get to that level in business

      Being smart, hardworking, sometimes lucky, persuasive, and able to earn the trust of investors (including grandmothers re-aligning their 401k accounts) does not equal corruption. Thinking otherwise is a real injustice, because it's that perspective that causes a lot of people to spend at least a decade or so of their adult life operating on poisonous mixed premises and being bitter over the wrong things.

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    13. Re:Let's have some perspective by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      What makes you think the high stakes criminals who get caught are the only ones there are?

      Because the very nature of that sort of behavior leaves a huge wake behind it. You simply can't take millions of dollars from a company (or cause it to go elsewhere without benefit to the company) for long before the house of cards crashes down. That's exactly what happened at Enron and all of the other high-profile cases that smell the same. Sometimes, of course, we're just talking about stupid management, who make poor choices and nearly drive companies into the ground out of foolishness (ahem, HP), but that's what boards of directors and institutional investors are supposed to correct (i.e., HP). When there's lack of oversight, and you've got a particularly crafty person with a personal delusion about no one noticing the broken P&L statement, you get a train wreck like Enron. And you get people going to jail, obviously, as they should.

      What makes you think they typically lose more in monetary penalties than they gained?

      Um... reading the facts. When you see a Ken Lay or similar buffoon having all of his assets siezed, losing his house, cars, and every liquid thing they have or ever will have (because they'll owe legal fees forever, too), that about covers it. That doesn't pay back the investors who foolishly didn't review the books as well or as often as they should have, but you won't find too many people making that mistake going forward. And of course, there are draconian things like SarBox that actually have teeth.

      What makes you think their prison terms are commensurate with the damage done by their crimes?

      I don't know, really, how to evaluate that except on a case-by-case basis. Is running a company into the ground the same as rape? Or murder? Perhaps. Is investing in any businesses a risk? Sure... but being defrauded does tend to make one a smarter investor. I know that if I worked somewhere that ran its own internal 401, and all of the stock was in that company... I'd be getting the hell out, that's for sure. Ebbers, from WorldCom, got 25 years. For him, that's a life sentence. Good enough for you?

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    14. Re:Let's have some perspective by spun · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm 35, have started and run my own businessess, worked for small, medium and large size businessess, and am doing very well for myself. I know I could be making more money, but I have acheived a comfortable balance of work, family, and play that suits me well. I don't think that everyone who makes more money than me is corrupt. Many of them make more money because they care more about money than I do, and that is fine.

      I have seen corruption firsthand in all sizes of business. I see that our economic system rewards unfairness. There are real problems with our culture, and trying to sweep them under the rug won't make them go away. You claim that people are bitter over the wrong things. I suppose your godlike omniscience allows you to determine what the right things are. It must be nice, but me, I lack that omniscience, so I'll go on believing what my senses and logical faculties tell me.

      I wish things were different but I get no joy or sense of personal justification out of believing that the world is screwed up. Quite frankly, I want it fixed for selfish reasons, not for some arbitrary concept of good: I would be happier in a world that was more fair.

      In closing, let me apologize for my underhanded ad hominem of calling your moral character into question. I'm sure you are a decent fellow. And no, I'm not being facetious. You are smart, literate, and have actually put some thought into things. This puts you miles ahead of most people, liberal or conservative.

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    15. Re:Let's have some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to get out of the house more and expand your circle of social contacts.

      I don't know one single person who doesn't think Ken Lay, Andrew Fastow, Bernard Ebbers, Scott Sullivan, and all the other white-collar executive criminals of Enron and WorldCom deserve to be burned at the stake for what they did.

  43. nobody deserves it, no USA greed or stupidity by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    There are greedy and/or stupid people everywhere; and there are scammers everywhere.

    And nobody deserves it because they are stupid. What a callous statement. An old lady, who is not as sharp as she once was, get cheated out of her life's saving - HA HA!! She deserves it! Right?

    Not that I can expect any honesty, but I'll ask anyway: if you somehow could make that much money *that* easily, would you turn it down? If not, are you greedy?

    BTW: I have never been taken by any such scam. Percentage wise, I doubt many people are.

    1. Re:nobody deserves it, no USA greed or stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "An old lady, who is not as sharp as she once was, get cheated out of her life's saving - HA HA!! She deserves it! Right?" Yes. Why should old people get a pass because their faculties are failing? They certainly won't give their up any of their PRIVELIGES because they are less sharp than they once were, so NO, no passes for granny. "Not that I can expect any honesty, but I'll ask anyway: if you somehow could make that much money *that* easily, would you turn it down?" Probably not. "If not, are you greedy?" No, I'm not. Here's WHY. I don't CREATE situations in order to acquire wealth, it is a side effect of the work I try to do normally. I don't SEEK it as an end. But if given the opportunity for easy money, what makes you greedy if you exploit it?

  44. I'll say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We do not have to go to Nigeria to find somebody to lie to us and rip us off. Just look at congress or the white house.

  45. ME TOO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL

  46. not greed, more like ignorance by User+956 · · Score: 1

    American's are in for a rough ride when China becomes the next superpower and greed is a major reason why.

    I'm guessing fear, ignorance, and a religious erosion of our science base will be the major reasons why China becomes the next superpower.

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  47. Re:Kee-Rist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, I agree with you. And you being marked a troll is confirmation.

    Your point is a serious one, in that their is a current in American society that wants to make people feel guilty about their success.

    It's a shame, given how hard people work here. And how hard their ancestors worked here.

  48. Not exclusive of 419 SCAMS by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is the average american stupid and gullible? Let's see what Mr. Infomercial can tell us.

    "Forget about diets! Forget about exercise! With the new fat-o-free efervescent pills, you can get from THIS (fat lady in picture) to THIS (supermodel)! Forget about those tight clothes (B/W scene shown)! Start your new, slim life, with fat-o-free! 1-900-IAMA-DUMB. CALL NOW! Our operators will be pleased to help you! And if you call in the next 30 minutes, you get F-R-E-E our how-to-lose-weight manual. (blinking)C-A-L-L---N-O-W!!!!!"

    As I said in an earlier post, the media and commercialized culture has "educated" the american mind into believing there are easy magical solutions for all our problems, instead of investigating the problems from the root and encouraging hard work. And if material solutions don't work, then somebody must be affecting your karma (and there we go, to the next degree of scams: If it doesn't work is because you don't have faith!).

    The apparition of 419 scams was just a matter of time. (Kinda brought it upon themselves, if you ask me)

    1. Re:Not exclusive of 419 SCAMS by sco08y · · Score: 1

      Is the average american stupid and gullible?

      Everyone wants to believe that they're special, and the way you use "average" shows that you're just as prone to this kind of thinking as anyone else.

      I suspect that scams perpetrated by complete strangers are the minority. Who here can *honestly* say that they have never been manipulated or taken in by a friend or colleague? If you have been so screwed, you obviously share (or at least shared at the time) the characteristics of "stupid and gullible."

  49. When China is a major economic super power... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll be sending them 920 emails with requests for them to help me transfer my untold millions to their banks provided they can help finance the deal.

    Ahh yes... what goes around comes around. LoL

  50. It sickens me somewhat... by Now.Imperfect · · Score: 2, Interesting

    These people think they're scamming the "rich american", when I bet that more often than not they're scamming some old person who lives off medicare and drives across the border to Canada to get their medication, or some poor guy who's retarded and subsceptible to the weakest of scamming tries.

    In which case, they (the victim) isn't exactly guilty of greed as much as being gullible.

    The phrase "stealing candy from a baby" comes to mind.

  51. OMG, LOOK AT TFA! O.o by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    After writing the above post and clicking to read the article, look what I found on the banner ad!

    It really must be a weird coincidence... a newspaper talking about SCAM, and such a blatant ad on the side. And it has a "CLICK NOW!" on it.
    Somebody shoot me.

  52. Rich and stupid? by east+coast · · Score: 1

    Stupid people often do not get rich, there is enough scams in everyday America to rob the weak minded of their cash.

    If it were so easy to scam the wealth off the rich off why do these guys thing that the poor Americans wouldn't have already picked the meat off the rich American's bones.

    But I guess out of sight, out of mind does really apply here.

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    1. Re:Rich and stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Stupid people often do not get rich...

      No, they become President.

    2. Re:Rich and stupid? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      No, they become President.

      And that's why you're living in your mom's basement?

      If you're going to make such a bold statement at least have the guts to put your name to it instead of being a little bitch. Obviously you lack the kind of conviction it takes to make a real stand. Imagine that.

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  53. I tried a dating website by WormholeFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

    And a person from Africa contacted me... I looked at the photo in the person's profile, and imagine my surprise to find out that Tyra Banks wanted to date me!

    Apparently the fact that there was a slight distance and ocean between us didn't seem to matter.

    When I pointed out that, "hey Tyra, the copyright notice is still on the photo" (from a well known magazine), the person sadly stopped sending me messages...

  54. My experience with Nigerians by bezuwork's+friend · · Score: 1
    I had a friend a few years ago from Nigeria, an Igbo. He would say that Nigerian people are the best in Africa for scamming and getting ahead. He was quite proud of it.

    At one party, he looked at me and said that with my blue eyes, Nigerian girls would like me. His wife looked at him and said, "They'd wipe his account clean and leave."

    That said, I've known other Nigerians who didn't seem to have this nonstop scamming attitude.

    Kindof scary for me, the last time I heard from the guy with the wife, he called out of the blue, maybe a year or more after I had previously heard from him. He wanted me to cosign on a car loan so he could get a better deal. Seems all his Nigerian friends and other black friends (some lawyers, some engineers, all with money likely) wouldn't put themselves out for him. Since he had by and large been a good friend I consented. After the deal later didn't go through, he never called in followup to thank me or anything. While I am sure he is still in the area and working, I think I really lucked out. I take it as an affirmation that the old adage to not let personal issues cloud business decisions is a good idea.

    1. Re:My experience with Nigerians by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 1

      Yeah, such as 'never cosign on a loan without a vested personal interest in doing so.'

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    2. Re:My experience with Nigerians by tarp · · Score: 1

      The last thing you want to do is co-sign on a loan for ANYBODY... I would even have doubts about doing it for my own family.

    3. Re:My experience with Nigerians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A long time ago, I co-signed a loan for a Nigerian friend, who eventually left the country and left me to pay. I was maybe 25, and it was about a month's salary, a lot of money for me. Damn Nigerians, I thought. I also heard a lot of stories about Congolese, who are famous for their scams in the francophone world.

      Many years later, I was working in Nigeria, and had a girlfriend there. I liked her a lot and we had really good times, but eventually the non-stop demands for money for one or other emergency annoyed me too much and I split. She still calls occasionally, I ignore her.

      And then I met a whole load of other Nigerians, including a girl who I spent about a year with, until I had to leave the country. I'd have married her if I could, but there were issues. She showed me that in every place where there are scammers and thieves, there are also good people. Honestly, if you think this is about "Nigerians", you're just as wrong as when a scammer says it's about "greedy whites". There are the same proportion of greedy frauds all over the place. It's just that in Nigerian culture it's rather blatant. But I have to admit that whenever I was suckered, it was with my eyes open. I knew my friend would skip on the loan, and I knew that my earlier girlfriend was cheap and nasty. (That was part of the fun, I guess.)

      Truth is, Nigeria - Lagos, at least - was a pleasant place, once I got to know a few people. I did not get sick, had no problems with anyone, except once getting arrested for smoking a joint -- very scary experience, and made many good friends with Ibos, Yoruba, folk from River State, from Benin City, Lebanese, Rwandese, even a few Europeans and Americans (though they all seemed to be corrupt, greedy, drunk, and stupid, which is maybe where the Nigerian scammers get their preconceptions from.)

      It might be useful to know that in Nigeria, you need to bribe your teachers to get a degree, and most female students live off money earned from casual prostitution. It is very, very hard to survive in a city where the traditional family networks are frayed and broken. The get-quick-fast culture permeates Nigeria from top to bottom, from the oil-fired political system to the business economy, where careers depend on the tribe of your boss, and contracts always carry a margin for payoffs.

      Well, finally, I married a Congolese woman, and we have a lovely, scarily intelligent, 2-year old daughter.

      Stereotypes are a waste of time. Challenge them. You'll have so much more fun.

  55. Great sport by amightywind · · Score: 1

    "When you get a reply, it's 70% sure that you'll get the money," Samuel said.

    I find that replying to scam email can make for great sport. Just be careful to use an anonymous account and you can play with these guys for days. I can just imagine the guy on the other end salivating when I ask for information on where I can wire my $1000.

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    an ill wind that blows no good
    1. Re:Great sport by Slashy+McDotter · · Score: 1

      That sounds like fun, but who has time for that? Somebody needs to make a 'unsuspecting dupe' chat bot. That could keep the scammers busy for awhile.

  56. Who really looses by AndyG314 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    have the belief that white men are stupid and greedy. They say the American guy has a good life. There's this belief that for every dollar they lose, the American government will pay them back in some way.
    I would be willing to bet that the people most victomized by these crimes are not the well-to-do busness men or the double income no kids, but the struggling to make ends meet, the elderly and the uneducated. That the way it is with the lotery, conmen and most other scams. These people make easer marks.
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  57. Get a grip by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Yes most people in America have a good life. If you are on Slashdot complaining odds are very good that by the standards of many places in Africa you are rich.
    However that doesn't justify stealing. My question is did anyone notice how racist these people are? All white people are stupid? It is okay to steal from them? They will just get the money back from the government???
    Imagine if someone said, "It is okay to steal from Africans, they are all stupid and the government will just get more money from the government?"
    Humm..

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  58. Well black men are stupid and lazy by Serveert · · Score: 1

    You think that's racist, eh? Well isn't this racist?

    "the scammers have the belief that white men are stupid and greedy"

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    1. Re:Well black men are stupid and lazy by raoul666 · · Score: 1

      If black men are stupid and lazy, how come they're getting all your money? :P

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    2. Re:Well black men are stupid and lazy by ctid · · Score: 1
      You think that's racist, eh? Well isn't this racist?

      "the scammers have the belief that white men are stupid and greedy"


      Of course it's racist. Why are you even asking the question?
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      Reality is defined by the maddest person in the room
  59. I myself admit... by guruevi · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have once been on one of those online trading sites (like e-bay) and someone offered a single new laptop for about 700 USD. It seemed nice enough, still in the box and the price was very good. I suspected something about the price but replied anyway. The dude said he was selling it because he was a yuppie from the UK and he ordered the wrong product but couldn't get refunded.
    I myself am from another EU-state so it had to be shipped over. He told me he was going to use this and this shipping company with 3-way system (escrow service) and take all the costs on him.

    The site seemed legit, even had some sort of certificate of a known site for e-commerce (it said on their site) but before I agreed I checked the "click here to certify" link which took me to another site saying the certificate was correct but not quite the site of the issuer. Checking the real site of the advertised certificate the site was not in their lists.

    I contacted that certificate site to verify and they said there was no certificate issued for the site so they were going to do the necessary steps. I mailed the dude saying that I wanted to use another escrow service because the site was abusing the logo of certificate issuer and that I contacted authorities and never heard from him again, his e-mail doesn't exist anymore etc.

    I was almost tricked into such scam and I understand that some are being scammed buying christmas gifts for their grandchildren. But some promises are indeed too great (like the nigerian scamming letters) and should trigger something inside any sane persons head that there is something fishy.

    My advice to anyone with online business: if it looks, hears or smells fishy, then check everything being said and promised until the bottom!

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  60. Lad Vampire by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

    http://www.aa419.org/vampire/ladvampire.php
    Let your bandwidth do the work.

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    "And we have seen and do testify that the Father sent the Son to be the Savior of the World"
    1 John 4:14
  61. What do you care? by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

    It's not like they're your shoes, after all.

  62. Gullability is Human Nature by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    The trick is to find something your mark wants to believe. Be it paradise after death in exchange for your money now, the lottery, that pyramid scheme that the scheme runners say isn't for some ridiculous reason that makes no sense if you really think about it or Prince Fahd's millions. If I went around the room right now, I'd say the vast majority of the readers have fallen for one of these. I'll admit to buying the occasional lottery ticket. Hope, as Terry Pratchett says, is a dangerous thing.

    I've personally known several people who have bought into pyramid schemes. You would not believe how hostile they get when you tell them it's a pyramid scheme and that they'll never get any money. Usually they come back with "But (guy who recruited me) said it's not a pyramid scheme because..." The reason is usually something completely nonsensical like, "You get the money from the people you recruit before you send it on to the person who recruited you" or something. People get really hostile when you suggest to them that the thing they're placing their hope in will not deliver the results they hope for.

    And I would disagree that "most people are trained" to see through these. That is not true in my experience. Some people might get lucky and get burned in a relatively minor incident that teaches them to be more cynical, but I don't recall ever running across a college course covering such things. There ought to be one, though.

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    1. Re:Gullability is Human Nature by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 1

      I've personally known several people who have bought into pyramid schemes. You would not believe how hostile they get when you tell them it's a pyramid scheme and that they'll never get any money.
      Right. Let's demonstrate how that works with an example:
      Social security.

    2. Re:Gullability is Human Nature by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      It's not particularly a pyramid scheme. It's more classified as a Ponzi scheme.

  63. Cons require marks with a little dishonesty by yndrd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's an old truism of the con artists' trade that the best kind of mark is the person who thinks they're getting something for nothing--that they're really scamming the con artist.

    This is my favorite element of the crime: taking advantage of a desire to take advantage.

    Hooray for duelling dishonesty!

    I love those Nigerian scams, if only because I like the fact that someone says, "I'm going to pull a fast one on this Nigerian yokel for all that money."

  64. People still get caught in these scams? by clevershark · · Score: 1

    If people are still "biting" after these scams have been known for years, then I must conclude that they're even greedier and stupider than people give them "credit" for...

    My mom received a 419 message over 7 years ago, and even then -- when she was still relatively new to the internet -- she knew it was a scam right away.

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    1. Re:People still get caught in these scams? by raoul666 · · Score: 1

      The people who get caught by this are trusting, desperate people. People who live hand to mouth and have for years. The same people who play the lottery every week, got laid off for reason x, and are just building more and more debt in order to eat and pay their rent. Which is why this is such a problem. If Joe Millionaire loses a thousand bucks, he'll manage. If these folks do, that's a heck of a big hole to climb out of.

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      When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl
  65. Hahaha by T_ConX · · Score: 2, Funny

    People who far for this don't even deserve to have money in the first place.

    I get 419s all the time, but for reasons I will never understand, I never get them from Nigeria. It's always Sierra Leone this or Niger that.

    I'm willing to wager a guess why...

    Scammer1: Dude, our scam is all over the American media, no ones goinna fall for our empty promises of Nigerian riches!
    Scammer2: What if we... hum... say we're from Niger? It's not like the stupid Americans can figure it out
    Scammer1: Brilliant!
    ...
    Idiot: What's this? Some poor fellow in Niger wants me to help him get $100 Billion out of the country, and will give me... 20%! Oh, but is it a scam... no, of course not! This ones from Niger, not Nigeria like those other emails!

    1. Re:Hahaha by CottonEyedJoe · · Score: 1

      >Scammer2: What if we... hum... say we're from Niger? It's not like the stupid Americans can figure it out

      Fortunately for us, were TOO stupid for this one to work. How many Americans could tell you the difference between Niger and Nigeria or even that they were two seperate countries? Now you might have a point on the others... Sierra Leone (A mountain range in New Mexico?) and Ivory Coast (isnt that in Florida?).

  66. Idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If China does become a superpower, its probably because the Chinese are as every bit greedy as Westerners, if not more so. Do you think we got to be a superpower by being generous, kind and loving? I don't know where to begin in dissecting the idiocy of your statement. Go to China and see for yourself, you moron.

  67. But wait, Bill Gates says.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that people in Africa don't have the skills to use computers (http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/10/20/02 41209&tid=109&tid=218)!! WTF???

  68. off-topic: racism by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

    I've actually had convervastions with [black & white] people that claimed it wasn't not possible for a black person to be racist, because a) they did not have any socio-economic power, so could not suppress others AND b) black persons' (in America) dislike/hate/whatever of white people was justified by their historical enslavement, and therefore was not racism.

    The truly frightening part is that these people had all learned this particular view in class, from a professor, at a prestigious college. Ignoring the condescension (no black person has socio-economic power?) and (in my mind) extreme moral/philisophic/political view (whatever I do to you is justified, b/c your ancestor did something bad to mine), the thinking skills that are obviously being taught (or not taught) in this class make me cringe. It's almost enough to make me sympathize with the people who sneer at "liberal educations" (but not quite).

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    ...sometimes, in order to hurt someone very badly, you have to tell that person terrible lies. - PA
    1. Re:off-topic: racism by sribe · · Score: 1

      Well, it depends on very specific definitions. According to some, "racism" is bigotry institutionalized in government (and the power-wielding elite). If you accept that definition, then although anyone can be a bigot, only members of the controlling majority can be racists. That actually does make some sense.

      The problem is that the dictionary definition of racism, and the commonly accepted understanding of the word's implications, is not so restricted. In fact, it seems reasonable to suspect that the people making this claim have invented a newly-refined definition of "racism" specifically to support their argument--a bit circular, but worse, unnecessary and distracting. It would certainly be possible to make the point about the distinction between the effects of prejudice by those with power and those without power, without clouding the argument with this kind of nit-picking twisting of the definition of a single word.

      And yeah, this kind of intellectual gaming being passed off as critical thinking skills does tend to offend those with actual logical thinking skills. Like all of us here on /., eh?

    2. Re:off-topic: racism by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      And yeah, this kind of intellectual gaming being passed off as critical thinking skills does tend to offend those with actual logical thinking skills. Like all of us here on /., eh?

      Naturally :D

      In fact, it seems reasonable to suspect that the people making this claim have invented a newly-refined definition of "racism" specifically to support their argument--a bit circular, but worse, unnecessary and distracting.

      I agree, anytime an argument breaks down into a disagreement over the definition of your terms, the argument has strayed far from the realm of being a productive exchange of ideas. And generally, the one who has to stretch the common usage of a word the farthest is the one I find myself disagreeing with.
      Sorry, grammar pedants, I know I should say "...the one with whom I find myself disagreeing.", I just think it makes me sound like a schmuck.

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      ...sometimes, in order to hurt someone very badly, you have to tell that person terrible lies. - PA
    3. Re:off-topic: racism by susa-no-o · · Score: 1

      This post hits one of my pet peeves. Whenever someone talks about racism, the only POSSIBLE victim can be black. In this case, you are quick to point out the condescension, and thus say that this attitude is harmful to blacks, without even mentioning all the white people who are victims of black racism. This happens everywhere. People always mention how affirmative action is bad for blacks, because they're let into schools where they can't succeed because they're outperformed by all the people who didn't receive affirmative action there, and don't even mention all the white people who didn't get into that school so that the blacks could be let in.

  69. ...and working, I think I really lucked out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but you think that now only because the collection agencies haven't come after you yet as the cosignator on that bad debt.

  70. sorry - rooting for the spammer by xx_chris · · Score: 1

    As much as I hate spam, I hate stupid people more. And when I see a good con man movie, *like you*, I root for the con man to fleece the mark for everything he has.

  71. Oh, QUACK! by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

    In Canada it would take about 5 Earths* to sustain our current level of consumption.

    "Cultural greed" my ass. This is the same old, same old "dwindling resources" myth from the Far Left: the idea that technologically advanced nations (i.e., the "greedy rich") are "raping the planet" by "consuming resources" at a pace that is "unsustainable."

    All of this quackery was disproved somewhere around thirty years ago, but the Left continues spewing this nonsense. Living well in a technologically advance culture is not "greed" (at least, not in the pejorative use of the word) and does not deprive anyone else on the planet of a good life.

    But it's no surprise that the criminal bastards in Nigeria use this excuse to rationalize their greed.

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  72. Re:Bad Guys by vertinox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Much like muslim terrorists, I think it's always better to have an understanding of what's going on with the people who try to screw us over so hard, instead of just imagining them as mustachio twirling villains who are out to get us because, well, they're the bad guys.

    That is the most insightful thing I have seen in a while and totally agree...

    Like the UK Transit bombings when someone says "Maybe they bombed us because we have troops in Iraq?" they get shouted down as providing excuses for the Terrorists, but the fact of the matter is that people just don't wake up one morning and say "Well I am going to blow myself up today for no good reason!"

    Whatever reason they may have is actually important to the situation, but I stress it is not excusable to go and murder, steal, and scam people, but if you want to defeat the enemy you must know their motives.

    It is how the detective and intelligence catches these criminal... To psychologically understand who this person maybe and also recognize signs of another possible criminal.

    And it irks me to no end when I see police or soldiers refer to the enemy as "the bad guys" with no respect to understanding why they do the things they do. Sure it is there job to kill or apprehend the criminal/enemy, but these people are doing it for reasons that may seem justified in their own eyes.

    If you sit back and recognize these justification you might have a better chance of avoiding and preventing being scammed, assaulted, or surviving the attach when it happens.

    As Sun Tzu said "Know thyself, know thy enemy and win the battle every time.". (paraphrased)

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    -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
  73. I'm not saying I condone it... but by topper24hours · · Score: 1

    Who here seriously doesn't think that anybody stupid enough to fall for the Nigerian bank scam doesn't deserve to lose their cash?

  74. My favorite counter-scam ... by John+Jorsett · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... was the guy who responded to one of these emails, saying that the money would really come in handy, as he was in dire financial straits. As the series progressed, he escalated it to the point where he had killed his girlfriend (he sent the 419er a picture of her blood-soaked "body" in a bathtub), and now needed the money to flee the country. Meanwhile, the 419er is still trying to get some money out of him. One of the funniest things I've ever read on the net.

  75. Duh.... shouldn't this be obvious? by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

    What makes the scams so tempting for the targets is that they promise a tantalizing escape from the mundane disappointments of life.

    What they offer for the very poor in the US is a way out. Desperation colors your judgment. Not everyone in America has an SUV, a cell phone, a laptop, a satellite dish, a nice house/apartment and plenty of cash to spare. There are some very poor people on this continent too, and in some cases, these Nigerian scammers are better off than their targets. You just don't see too much of that on tv, where almost everyone is good-looking and well-to-do (part of the reason I stopped watching tv a couple of years ago). And they may think "well, I barely have a job, and these Americans have better jobs", but an awful lot of America's poor have jobs and work their assess off, but it's tough to get a better-paying job when you didn't get that lucky break the successful take for granted in the first place.

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    I dream of a better world... one in which chickens can cross roads without their motives being questioned.
  76. Not all victims are greedy. by psyon1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did anyone ever look into how many of the victims are seniors? Seniors are preyed upon by corrupt people everywhere. Alot of seniors barely have enough money in their retirement years to live. Alot of them require expensive medications to survive. The slightest chance of not having to worry about money, or being able to leave something for their children or grand children is enough for them to sink their last dollars into something that is most likely a scam. At some point in your life, the hope that it is reall is all you have left.

    1. Re:Not all victims are greedy. by ifwm · · Score: 1

      "Did anyone ever look into how many of the victims are seniors?"

      What does being old have to do with being greedy? What, there are no old, greedy people? Did it ever occur to you that maybe one of the reasons old people get scammed is because they're GREEDY old people?

      "The slightest chance of not having to worry about money, or being able to leave something for their children or grand children"

      Blah blah blah. What you just said was "they want something they don't have, and they aren't willing to do what they have to (or failed during their lives) and are now desperately grasping at straws for MATERIAL WEALTH. Greed dude, any way you slice it.

      You're the fourth person I've read this argument from , and it was dumb all four times.

  77. Racist Blacks!??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My my, who would have expected such racism from poor blacks. ;-(

  78. But - It's meant to seem stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the point. No one expects to get ripped off by an idiot. Then when you get the "cheque" thats way too high and you're asked for a refund, you're supposed to think "What an Idiot! He sent way too much money. Good thing I'm a nice guy and will send him back a cheque for the difference"

  79. fucking niggers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They do it cuz they're fucking niggers. Duh. They don't have morals or values. All they care about is themselves. Niggers like to steal.

    It is clear what is neccessary. We must we nuke Niggeria. Kill the Niggers!

    Question. If niggers are the winner in the 419 game, then why are 1 in 4 American niggers in prison? The niggers may have temporary success with their scams, but it is only a matter of time until we execute the final solution. We'l see who is the winner is when there are no more niggers left.

    1. Re:fucking niggers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant.

  80. Re:Kee-Rist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Accumulated" capital? What a tidy, intransitive verb, quietly disregarding who they robbed and evicted at gunpoint to get those resources. Our forebears were no smarter or more industrious than others; anyone sufficiently ruthless and isolated would have prospered as well.

    The one thing we offered to the world is an example that a secular, individualist, democratic state can function. And now we're starting to lose even that.

  81. Re:Bad Guys by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Whatever reason they may have is actually important to the situation, but I stress it is not excusable to go and murder, steal, and scam people, but if you want to defeat the enemy you must know their motives.

    The problem is many people don't understand the difference between an explanation (why something happened) and an excuse (why what happened is okay).

    This has led to the belief that understanding terrorists is the same as excusing the terrorists.

    This has led to us not understanding the terrorists, and thus being ineffective at fighting them.

    I have a real problem with any life view that makes failing to solve problems a requisite outcome.

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  82. Ebola Monkey Man -- ready to laugh your butt off?? by Cutting_Crew · · Score: 1

    Ebola Monkey Man. Turning the tables on the scammers!

    i wont say anything else but sit down, have a snack and dont sit too close to your computer while drinking anything b/c you might spit it out on your keyboard.. LOL

    here is the main page.. main page

  83. Part of the point, though... by argStyopa · · Score: 3, Informative

    Is that America is a society of 'Caveat Emptor' - let the buyer beware.
    We've got laws and a social order that reviles scamsters, conmen, and thieves BUT there is also a sort of Robin-Hood admiration for someone with the chutzpah and intelligence to pull this over on someone. Hollywood has been fascinated by these characters for decades: Paper Moon, The Sting, The Grifters, etc

    Let's be totally honest: when you read about some grandma or naive intarweb n00b being taken in on one of these scams, your gut reaction isn't "that darn naughty criminal!" it's "WTF? Who could be STUPID enough to fall for this nonsense?"

    It's financial Darwinism. Frankly, if someone with $200,000 to blow loses it to a Nigerian scammer, it's practically justified. If they were a different moral character, they'd blow it on drugs, gambling, the Church, or any number of the millions of expensive tarpits lying around for the unwary.

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    1. Re:Part of the point, though... by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

      Let's be totally honest: when you read about some grandma or naive intarweb n00b being taken in on one of these scams, your gut reaction isn't "that darn naughty criminal!" it's "WTF? Who could be STUPID enough to fall for this nonsense?"

      Well yeah, I think that, but it is overlaid on the basic assumption "wow this scammer is a real piece of shit". That's just a given, I don't have to consciously think it...

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  84. Free will to blame by spun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People don't like to acknowledge these kinds of arguments because they seem to say that people are influenced by their environment, instead of acting with perfect free will, where every decision comes entirely from the individual will and is unaffected by reality.

    If this kind of argument was true, then maybe there is no real merit in making good decisions. You didn't make the right decisions because you are good, smart and hard working, you made those decisions because of circumstances beyond your control. Most people's ego is based on a sense of worth stemming from their beliefs in their own correct life choices. If choices are determined by environment, the entire sense of ego and self worth disappears.

    People also don't like even the hint that there might be a reason for bad behavior. The reason is because those are bad people. Bad people should be punished. End of story. Simply saying, "they might have done that bad thing because of poverty, or inequality, or whatnot" is like saying, "not only are they not fully to blame, but you may be partly to blame for contributing to an environment that makes their bad behavior unavoidable." No one likes to hear that.

    This mindset is so prevalent that it discourages most people from ever using their brains to look honestly at the patterns and cycles that lead to negative behavior. Couple this with the fact that many people (police, politicians, etc.) indirectly profit from the bad behavior of others, and you can see why these bad behaviors persist.

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    1. Re:Free will to blame by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Simply saying, "they might have done that bad thing because of poverty, or inequality, or whatnot" is like saying, "not only are they not fully to blame, but you may be partly to blame for contributing to an environment that makes their bad behavior unavoidable."

      Sounds like blaming the victim to me, and it's just as digusting when done to some rape victim as it is when done to the better off. "You were robbed because your society failed to alleviate the poverty in some third world nation." etc. etc.

      How you define crime determines how you fix it. If poverty is the cause of these scams, are we required to go bring Nigerians out of poverty? The cause of these scams is the fact that they're profitable. If they weren't, people would not do them.

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  85. Re:Really? Really? Really? by milimetric · · Score: 1

    I'm going to restrain from calling you names. I'm just going to put it very simply.
    If you believe what you just said, you are mistaken. Yes, some people in the United States have it very bad. They have to sleep in misery or on the streets and they have seemingly no way out. But anywhere in america, if you have the intelligence and the willpower, you can pick yourself up, get yourself 6 dollars for a shower, get yourself 10 bucks for some new clothes from the corner salvation army, get yourself an interview and a steady job at the miriad of McDonald's or janitorial positions that are available everywhere. You can be in debt for ten years but work your way out of it, perhaps even earn a degree and go to a better job.

    In some parts of the world, there's nothing man. NOTHING. No job. No McDonald's. No janitor position. No scrubbing the shit from someone's ass for money. NOTHING. The only thing that is in some places is crime. So they do crime. It's just that attitude that caused us to bomb afganistan instead of go after the terrorists and really work with the country to solve their problems. We were spending like 1 billion a week in Iraq at one point (I'm not sure what it is now). Do you think that if we gave an assasin 1 billion dollars they couldn't kill Sadaam Husein? Or if we gave an assasin 1 billion dollars they couldn't kill Osama Bin Ladin? Ok, how about 10 billion dollars? Cause that's still cheaper than going to war.

    Don't be silly, some people really have no way out. Not like spoiled little bums in the United States that don't feel like going to work because they got laid off from their previous job. I understand hurricane victims. But in Haiti it's like that EVERY FUCKING DAY. No, it's not peaches and cream in the absolute sense. But compared to some other parts of the world, yeah, it's peaches and cream.

  86. What really scares me... by Jeian · · Score: 1

    ... is that they have people working over here to scare people into finishing the scam. We have one of the best criminal investigation groups in the world (the FBI) - why can't they can find out who these people are and deport them?

    1. Re:What really scares me... by deanoaz · · Score: 1

      >>> why can't they can find out who these people are and deport them?

      Better yet, run sting operations to smoke them out and then prosecute them. Some of them are guilty of extortion, kidnapping, and murder and will continue to do it until they are stopped.

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      If 'the people' in Amendment 2 are 'the state' then Amendments 1, 2, 4, 9, and 10 benefit the state, not you.
  87. Scams declining? by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    I don't know if it's because there are fewer scams going on these days, or if my email filter is finally working, but I havn't gotten one of these scam emails in over a year now. Of course I AM still getting ads for Viagra and BOTH male and female enhancement products......

  88. Re:Bad Guys by vitalyb · · Score: 1

    I think you miss some point there.

    True, it is important to know your enemy, but it has little to do with the extreme left-political-activists who are ready to blame everyone except the actual criminals.

    You should be rest-assured that the security forces and the goverment perfectly understand where are the terrorists in UK come from and there are quite enough specialists who understand the tensions with the muslims.

    However, understanding-by-the-security-forces is a long way from understanding-by-mass-media. The problem is that mass media is a propoganda tool to the masses. You have some stupid news reporter spewing bullshit on day one and on day two you have millions in the streets believing it. For the masses, understanding is the first stage of compassion, sense of guilt and illogical behavior.

    When you have a rape-attack the newsreporter don't go to lengths explaining what a terrible childhood the rapist had and how provocative the dress of the victim was. Sure, it'd make us understand him better but what use is it for the masses? He raped someone.

    I suppose it doesn't sound too good but sadly, I see no other solution. The majority of the population can't handle ALL the aspects of the truth. You need to be selective and show your side before any others because most humans just can't grasp it all.

  89. Artists Against 419 by JewGold · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Artists Against 419, you let the link run in an extra tab, and it sucks bandwidth from 419ers and fake banks. Lad Vampire

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    Is this a news report or a trailer for a motion picture?
  90. Re:Bad Guys by Willis+Wasabi · · Score: 1

    Not so much with police, but soldiers need to think of the enemy as "bad guys". Once a soldier thinks about motives and justifications there's a human face put on them. At that point the enemy is a lot harder to shoot at. A soldier's job is to do what he/she's told, not what they think is right.

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  91. Great technology over there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...have the belief that white men are stupid and greedy..." Wow, they have the ability to selectively send email to only White men. Amazing.

  92. Dehumanize your target by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One of the first things you must do to hurt strangers is to dehumanize them, war propaganda is a classic example of this. Anti-abortionists portray pro-choice folks as "baby murderers", Muslim extremists portray all Westerners as "immoral perverted satanists", Iraqi insurgents are all "freedom hating terrorists", etc. Serial killers are notorious for referring to their victims as "things".

    These conmen in Nigeria can work without bothering their consciences by just dismissing Americans as gullible and rich fools who deserve to be ripped off. Maybe if they saw how real the damage was that they inflicted on the desperate some of them might think twice. The ones without consciences, lock 'em up.

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  93. Re:Bad Guys by Stiletto · · Score: 2, Insightful


    A soldier's job is to do what he/she's told, not what they think is right.

    This is a good recipe for genocide.

  94. How did he con you? by panaceaa · · Score: 1

    How were you connected out of 30 quid? What was the trick?

    1. Re:How did he con you? by Lifewish · · Score: 1
      Mostly just seeming like a nice guy and having a convincing story that, coincidentally, allowed him to slowly escalate the amount of money he needed. Was something along the lines of:

      • Could he have some cash for food please? [being an untrusting sort - hah! - I bought him a burger from the nearest fast food joint.]
      • And since I seemed a nice guy, was there any chance I could give him some cash to get into a hostel? Cos once he was in there he could get a council job - the only thing stopping him from getting it was lack of fixed address. And he had neeeearly enough money...
      • Oh, and some money for a bus pass would be nice as well, cos of course he'd be going for a cheaper hostel which was thus far out of town, and he had an injured foot.
      • And anything I could do for his gf would also be good.
      • And pleasepleaseplease because if he didn't get this all sorted out soon he'd get chucked off his course at the local polytechnic and then his working life would to all effects and purposes be over, but if I could just give him this small amount it would all come back together for him...


      Basically it was pure social engineering - building rapport, producing a convincing story, making me feel that if I would just help him then all would be good with the world. It was somewhat scary on reflection to see how quickly he was able to build up a level of trust between us, and I pretty much count it as money well spent just to know what it feels like to be on the receiving end of something like this.

      Also, I have a tendency to throw good money after bad. I tend to get my arse kicked at poker as a result.
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  95. Re:Black Racists by arpk4n3 · · Score: 1

    Many anthropologists argue that, being white in America, it is impossible to not be racist, as much of the privelege we enjoy is due to "whiteness." Whiteness, the dominating force in American culture, semiotically interpreted signfies power, wealth, and education. All binary oppositions are attributed to the "other", or non-whites.

    Coco Fusco argues that race is a construct, as there is no essential, or biological difference between races.

    Glossing over the details and saying "we are all one race" and ignoring the issue of prejudice existing will not solve the problem--only by being cognizant of the consequences of whiteness and its diminionizing effect on the 'other' can we overcome it.

    When you take into account 'typing' and 'stereotyping', the complexity of the problem becomes overwhelming. It's easy to say 'stereotypes must be based upon something' without recognising that the alleged truth of stereotypes might indeed stem from semiotics--blacks are underpriveleged which can result in illiteracy, poverty, crime, etc.

    We create our own hell.

  96. Criminality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who contradicts the scammers and calls it CRIMINALITY, instead of "culture"? (Ah, the 'soft-racism of low-expectations' -- or is this just my interpretation??) It IS, after all, Nigerian criminality that's continually-justified by supposed American "greed" -- right up 'till the NEXT famine caused a godforsaken African-shithole's bigger-than-necessary government... And Nigeria has various natural resources (including oil) so it's not like they should be all that poor anyway, if they'd just put some effort into something BESIDES celebrating crimes of various sorts. And SO WHAT if these sources of idiotic spam now have a rap "music" tune? It's STILL *CRIMINALITY* we're talking - if there's also 'culture,' it's a culture of _criminality_.

  97. How similar by kentrel · · Score: 1

    Very interesting article. This is kind of like how the big movie, software pirates justify their theft of products. It's always "who are we hurting really"

  98. Naive "victims" by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    On the other hand the "victims" should have known better. If you don't know about email scams by now then you are incredibly naive. Most of the victims of these scams got trapped due to their greed.

    This doesn't let the criminals off the hook but please, the victims deserve a mighty big dope slap.

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    1. Re:Naive "victims" by deanoaz · · Score: 1

      You can't advertise a used car, truck, boat, or motorcycle on the internet today without these scammers attempting to cheat you with a stolen or counterfeit check.

      This requires no greed on the part of the seller. The claims of the scammers and their apologists that the victims deserve to be robbed because of their greed are simply hogwash.

      "The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow." - Ayn Rand

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  99. Who's the real "magha" ? by tabbser · · Score: 1

    It's a fascinating peice of commentary, but it leaves the reader wondering who is really the magha ?

    Is it the fat well off white American in his middle class 4 bedroom house in a nice neighborhood, mercedes in the garage, or is it the scamming black kid living in squalor with some other scammer trying to sell his house from underneath him ?

    It's a rhetorical question, clearly something is wrong in Nigeria and these supposedly smart kids are just making it worse for their fellow countrymen.

    They could be using their computer skills for the betterment of their country, rather than trying to rob and fuckover the better off.

    I suspect the real Magha here are the 419'er themselves, for every dollar they steal from an American they are hurting the own country 10 times.

  100. Re:Bad Guys by Vellmont · · Score: 1


    It is how the detective and intelligence catches these criminal... To psychologically understand who this person maybe and also recognize signs of another possible criminal.

    I seriously doubt that Nigerian police are really trying very hard to catch any of these people. Despite what the officials say about "being serious about 419" there were only 12 convictions for this in all of Nigeria in two years. I guess I'll rely on the results of the police rather than their words.

    The real question is, why should Nigeria work to stop these scams? They bring in a lot of money for the local economy from foriegn sources. From what I understand, Nigeria is a "kleptocracy". That is the government runs on corruption. The problem with kleptocracy is that theft is rewarded and legitimacy isn't. Economies are largly built on trust. Without trust it becomes impossible to pull a country out of poverty.

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  101. As if my brain wasn't full already by Sazarac · · Score: 1

    Great, add "magha" to the "slang for 'stupid american'" category along with gweilo, amerikanaki, a merkin, meguksaram, bushkrieger, gaikokujin, amerloque, kalboj, pindos, yank, and gringo. I am so very proud.

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  102. Re:Bad Guys by vertinox · · Score: 1

    A soldier's job is to do what he/she's told, not what they think is right.

    I know a few soldiers who would disagree with you. A soldier is supposed to think for themselves and not be a robot. That way they can act on their own if the chain of command fails (ie they are surrounded with no communication or their commander is killed).

    Secondly, (at least in the US forces) you are not supposed to follow orders that contradict certain rules of engagement such as shooting POWs and civilians with no just cause or following orders that overly endanger fellow soldiers. Example, following an order to drop a payload on a certain target when you know damn well that your own men are there would result in court martial.

    Remember My Lai massacre in which US soldiers killed Vietnamese civilians... There were several soldiers in the group that refused (or at least claimed) to participate (ie not follow orders).

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    -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
  103. The Poverty Justification is flawed by Loundry · · Score: 1

    Poverty and lack of education, while certainly not justifications for crime, are often part of the cause.

    I think you're talking out of both sides of your mouth. The reason you mention poverty at all is because you are trying to justify (or, in your parlance, "understand") the crime, but pretend like you're not by saying the exact opposite. If there is no justification for the crime, then there is no need at all to talk about poverty. The reason I think it's a justification is because your argument naturally leads into, "If we solve poverty, then we'll solve the crime, as poverty is the root cause of the crime."

    See also, "Hitler will calm down if we let him have the Sudetenland."

    The poverty justification is flawed anyway. Suppose there are two individuals. One of them chooses a life of going out, hooking up, and using drugs. The other has a much less glamorous life of studying, earning degrees in higher education, and fetching a high-paying job. The first individual ends up in poverty while the other has a nice lifestyle. The first individual, seeing the other's wealth, decides to mug him. A cosmopolitan leftist with a "nuanced understanding" decides to blame the crime on "poverty" -- meaning, if only the first individual wasn't poor, then he wouldn't have committed the crime.

    We'll solve that "root problem" by using the force of government to steal money from the second individual and give it to the first. The first individual rewards us with his vote.

    Much like muslim terrorists, I think it's always better to have an understanding of what's going on with the people who try to screw us over so hard, instead of just imagining them as mustachio twirling villains who are out to get us because, well, they're the bad guys.

    You make it sound as if the mujahideen were chosen as "bad guys" out of racism, cowboy stupidity, or even chosen arbitrarily. This is part of the militant ingorance that leftists display toward the mujahideen and what they want to do to everyone in the dar al-harm (that's the land you and I live in). In their minds, you have three options: death, conversion to Islam, or subjugation (including jizya, the "infidel tax", which you must pay in shame). The mujahideen are more than willing to detonate a nuclear weapon in New York City (imagine what that would do to the *global* economy) for the cause of harming the Kufr (that's you and me). No, not because of "poverty". Because of their religion in which black-and-white thinking in terms of "us" and "them" is so stark and so absolutist that it makes George Bush look like a finely-nuanced cosmopolitan reporter for the New York Times.

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  104. Re:Bad Guys by dajak · · Score: 1

    The problem is many people don't understand the difference between an explanation (why something happened) and an excuse (why what happened is okay).

    This has led to the belief that understanding terrorists is the same as excusing the terrorists.

    This has led to us not understanding the terrorists, and thus being ineffective at fighting them.


    I always considered this phenomenon a nasty rhetorical trick, akin to debate-spoiling tricks like ad hominem. Your observation reminded me of a phrase in a paper by Umberto Eco, who grew up under Mussolini:

    When I was a boy I was taught to think of Englishmen as the five-meal people. They ate more frequently than the poor but sober Italians. Jews are rich and help each other through a secret web of mutual assistance. However, the followers of Fascism must also be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak. Fascist governments are condemned to lose wars because they are constitutionally incapable of objectively evaluating the force of the enemy.

    They are constitutionally incapable of doing so because rational debate on foreign policy will erode their power base, and therefore they are condemned to lose the war to keep their power. The puzzling thing is why this type of argumentation works for politicians, and why so many people copy these arguments.

    Of course, by quoting this I put myself in the situation described by Godwin's Law, which is itself both an observation on a nasty rhetorical trick and a new nasty rhetorical trick.

  105. Re:Really? Really? Really? by shawb · · Score: 1

    Have you ever tried to apply for a janitorial position or McJob with no ID, no phone number and no home address? If you did, you simply wouldn't get the job. That 16 bucks will be wasted. On the other hand that 16 bucks can buy you a couple bottles of cheap liquor or enough drugs to let you forget for a night or two.

    However the $10 thrift shop outfit for applying at a job really isn't that out there. I know some people in sales who have to look money that always fake it buy hitting up the thrift shops for new work clothes. Takes a little more time than shopping at the mall, but you can find a good enough suit for less than the price of a movie and popcorn.

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  106. "white men?" they're racist AND sexist ;^) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    indeed...

  107. Re:Ebola Monkey Man -- ready to laugh your butt of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I'm off work today, so I had some time to read that. Not the best I've seen, but still pretty damn funny.

  108. No relativism. by Stoutlimb · · Score: 1

    There is no cultural relativism even needed here. Greed is greed is greed, regardless of the culture or race. All we have here is greedy dishonest people trying to rip off other greedy dishonest people. Intelligence isn't an issue here. The only thing that makes it work is the arrogant pride that comes with greed.

    I speak from experience, because my boss was trapped in this scheme. He would routinely rack up $10,000 phone bills to Nigeria. He would send large amounts of cash, and then spend the rest of the month screaming on the phone to some 419'er about his shipment of money. All the while he was boasting how he was going to beat them at their own game... He wasn't a good guy, he was greedy. He bankrupted his company on a yearly basis and hurt a lot of decent people working for him. I think this was actually his business model. If he wasn't doing this, he was blowing his employees paycheques at the casino.

    It's not your average person who falls for this 419 scheme, no matter what people say. It doesn't take a naive or stupid person to fall for this, it takes a greedy person who's too arrogant to ignore even their own misgivings. This guy had several degrees. He kept sending cheques!!! He was too full of himself to admit he could be wrong.

    I am glad I got out of there relatively intact. I came away with a very good education on human nature, and how utterly illogical even the most intelligent people can be. I'm sure in his own world, everything made perfect sense...

    Bork!

  109. Best... sentence... ever... by Tusaki · · Score: 1

    "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go drag a blind in my jalopy to some speakeasy before a hard boiled torpedo catches us in the struggle buggy."

    You owe me a new keyboard... ;-)

  110. What I can't figure out... by hullabalucination · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...is how someone who was dumb enough to cough up $200,000 to a scammer was smart enough to have accumulated $200,000 (or maneuvered themselves into a position to get their hands on that much) to begin with.
    Perhaps it was some naive person squandering an inheritence. That's the only scenario that even begins to make sense.

  111. Instant Snowclone: by Hosiah · · Score: 1
    "I go chop your dollars." is an instant http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowclone snowclone. Usage:

    SCO suing over Linux source code: "I go chop your code."
    MS killing Google: "We go chop their search."
    Moderator's modding this post down to -5 OT: "You go chop my post!"

    Ah, hah ha ha haaaaaa! The pirates of the high internet reborn!

  112. Re:Really? Really? Really? by triumphDriver · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Call me names if it makes you feel better about your point of view.

    I do not and did not mean to imply that the U.S. is at the same level as Haiti or Nigeria or any other third world county. The U.S. is a land of plenty and is extremely rich in comparison. But that does not mean we do not have our fair share of people at the bottom.

    Yes, ****YOU**** probably could work your way out of it. I am assuming that you are not mentally ill and have an IQ above room tempeture. You probably have a background of support and encouragement from friends and family.

    However, their are lots of people in the U.S. who are either mentally ill or who do not have the intelligence as you put it to lift themselves out of it. Even beyond those special cases of mental illness or less than average intelligence many people just do not have the skills to lift themselves out of poverty.

    If your parents are not high school graduates you are much less likely to become one and will in general earn a lot less than a High school graduate. Working at a minimum wage job does not supply you with much of a safety net. One serious illness or upset and you are back on the street. Severe poverty is a vicious thing it saps people of a hope and a belief they can do it.
    I am an example of the American Dream: Wife, Kids, Good Job, House, cars etc in general a good life. I am doing better than my parents. But to think I did it by all by myself would be very egotistical. I did it with help from my family and friends. If I see farther and do more, it is because I stand on their shoulders.

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  113. You have shoes? by hullabalucination · · Score: 1

    You Americans really got it easy.

  114. Re:Bad Guys by Hosiah · · Score: 1
    I have a real problem with any life view that makes failing to solve problems a requisite outcome.

    Words to live by! Such an unassuming line, so many applicable contexts. Dozens of faith-based philosophies and dogmas spring instantly to mind. Thank you, that's my favorite quote of the day.

  115. Re:Bad Guys by vertinox · · Score: 1

    Sure, it'd make us understand him better but what use is it for the masses? He raped someone.

    We can catch him and punish him and hold him responsible for his actions, but shouldn't we also be responsible if we did nothing to stop others in the future from carrying out the same crime.

    Think of it as a infestation. You find ants crawling in your kitchen. You can keep killing them over and over again, but it won't keep more ants from coming in. "Shame on you ants!" you scream, but they keep coming and coming. Later you find an open bag of sugar that you forgot about and then you clean the mess up and the ants stop coming.

    It is the same with terrorism. We can kill as many terrorists as they throw at us, but until we get rid of the proverbial "bag of sugar", they are going to keep coming at us regardless of how many laws we pass or how much tax money we dump into security or how many cells we destroy.

    It only takes one of them to slip through the net to be successful. You have to solve the problem at the core to make the solution permanent.

    Like I said... We should not use this to exscuse their actions, but we must also put forth and effort to fix the problem that leads to their actions or else we are doomed to have it happen again.

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  116. Re:Really? Really? Really? by milimetric · · Score: 1

    mod parent up (insightful).

    I agree with you. Mental illness nonwithstanding, there ought to be something that helps the mentally ill. But the majority of impoverished people in america are white people living in the vicinities of farming or industrial communities. You may be able to see farther and do more by standing on the shoulders of your family and friends, but my dad didn't stand on anybody's shoulders. He dug himself and his entire family along with some friends out of a post communist country without doing a single illegal thing and a single immoral thing. If he can make it from one of the shittiest situations possible all the way to a rich suburb in America with virtually everybody trying to bring him down let alone help him, I believe most of America's poor can as well. They're already here, they already have citizenship and have won half the battle.

    I agree though, people should have a second chance. This bullshit about no phone number, no address, no job, is just stupid. Giving people a second chance is the foundation of this country. The government should also provide access to libraries and information to anybody anywhere regardless of class status.

  117. Re:Bad Guys by vitalyb · · Score: 1

    I agree with you on that. But, as I asked before, whom you want to try to understand the "Why"s? The goverment/police/army has plenty of people that their own job is to understand why and how.

    The common man, on the other hand, shouldn't be bothered with the whys simply because it isn't his job to kill these "ants".

  118. Here's a crazy solution: by Hosiah · · Score: 1

    When you get an email from a 419 scam, you could have a program set up to auto-respond to *just that sender* with generated garbage. You could have a Markov-chain algorithm that feeds in the scammer's email or a Dr. Eliza-type program - whatever, but the idea is to waste the scammer's time reading through emails that appear to be from interested parties, but are actually just bots that will bounce useless replies back forever! Wadda yah think?

  119. Let's flip this and see what we get by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    from the lead... Scammers have the belief that white men are stupid and greedy. They say the American guy has a good life. There's this belief that for every dollar they lose, the American government will pay them back in some way.'

        Now if I were a white man in North America who made his living by stealing and defrauding black people in Africa, and if I were to say in an interview that "Black Africans are stupid and greedy. The African has a good life. For every dollar they lose, the UN and various relief agencies will pay them back in some way." ...
        You can believe that there would be an international effort to track me down and crucify me. Newspapers from Boston to Brunei would be calling for my head in the editorial pages. Third world intellectuals from every two-bit sleazy little slave-trading 'daylight democracy' would be lined up outside the UN waiting to get the opportunity to demand that I be turned over to the 'International Court of Justice' and how my statements were 'typical of white America's long history of Imperialism and systematic oppression'.

        But a bunch of black Africans can make a career of defrauding thousands of people in the West, and toss off racist and ignorant comments as a justification and people just say " well that's what they are and that's what they do"

        Now is that racist, or what?

  120. heheheee by POWuhuru · · Score: 0

    PEOPLE!!! Dont you people want Nigerians to have some piec of the cake? I mean, they are not getting their fair share of OIL revenues, and the little that is going to government ends up in the pockets of corrupt officials. What is the average Nigerian to do but scheme. Historically Nigerians are crafty traders and draining a poor white man's bank account in some form is just another page in the dirty chapters of man's attempt to out do each other by wit. Stupid bastards Nigerians are but it compensates for what we cheat for in terms of OIL revenues.

  121. Re:Bad Guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Empathy is in short supply in this age of sound bites, photo-ops, and knee-jerk reactions.

    Why address the problem when we can raise a stink and spend billions of dollars to "fix" the symptom?

  122. Re:Black Racists by susa-no-o · · Score: 1

    This is utter nonsense. If race is just a 'construct', and there is no biological difference between races, how do you explain the whole skin color thing? Dumbass.

  123. My favorite reverse 419 scam of all time: by bombadier_beetle · · Score: 1

    The P-P-P-Powerbook scam.

    Incidentally, last time I checked the guy who pulled the scam was never heard from again, at least online. Does anyone know what happened to him?

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  124. The Nigerians' excuses sound familiar by mi · · Score: 1
    1. The scammers do this, because they are poor and unemployed.
    2. The victims are white and rich.
    3. The (American) government will compensate them anyway
    (The last one is my personal favorite, BTW).

    It is sickening, that over 49% (give or take) of my fellow Americans will find these reasons to be reasonable complete or partial justification for many crimes...

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  125. I've been duped! by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

    I got to the 3rd page of the article, and it turned out the whole thing was a scam by an underpaid editor to trick me into registering for the LA Times.

    Anyone care to reveal the end or is there a "slashdot@slashdot.org" or similar user registered with them?

    1. Re:I've been duped! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What???
      you read the article - before commenting - are you sure you are at the right site?
      RTFA on Slashdot - heck, whats going to happen next.....

  126. Re:Black Racists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This may be the dumbest thing I've ever read on slashdot. Calling someone a dumbass and obviously not understanding any of the concepts discussed.

  127. Re:Bad Guys by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As Sun Tzu said "Know thyself, know thy enemy and win the battle every time.". (paraphrased)

    Sun Tzu was giving advice to generals, not soldiers. He also emphasized that in battle, fleeing should not be viewed by one's troops as a possibility. You fight close to home or with your back to a mountain, and your strength will be doubled. In ancient warfare, most casualties occurred during a willy nilly retreat rather than actual battle.

    To put it another way, one strategy in a game of 'chicken' is to throw your steering wheel out the window and make sure your opponent sees it.

    Enemies are less likely to fight if they see their defeat as inevitable and their opposition's will is unbreakable and the possibility of a just peace is offered to them.

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  128. Re:Bad Guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    True, it is important to know your enemy, but it has little to do with the extreme left-political-activists who are ready to blame everyone except the actual criminals.

    The real criminals, eh?

    Forgive me. Are you referring to the coalition of the killing, who created a series of lies over WOMD, forged evidence to support their 'case', and then exterminated hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqis to secure control of the region? You know - the ones who broke international laws, and went directly against UN overwhelming public opinion to carry out their imperialist war of aggression.

    Or are you talking about the handful of reactionaries who were pushed over the limit by the horrible hypocracy of the UK, US and Australian governments?

    Sure - violence of any kind is bad. But let's keep things in perspective. State sponsored terrorism, based on forged evidence, sexed-up dossiers, assassinations of whistleblowers, mammoth extreme right-wing propoganda campaigns and the all-important war on terror makes the UK bombings look like a firecracker. It's all about perspective.

    You don't like people being blown up? Me either. Attack the cause. Our governments make no appology for the deaths of Iraqis. As the Pentagon says:

    We don't keep a body count


    They remind us that we are at war. The public accepts this, and then act surprised when some of our own die. Well ... we are at war.
  129. MySpace.com is FULL of these fuckers by slappyjack · · Score: 1
    I went and got a myspace account a while ago to muck around with and about 2 months ago I started getting these alert emails saying I had all sorts of new messages! Yay! The deal is they get a free account and just stert finding males to try to scam. They typically find some decent looking picture to put on the account, too.

    heres a great example:

    Hello my name is Sherry,i am 29years Old .......i am from Southafrica,But i am with my Father is from Nigeria.
    i have Register on this Site about 1month now but this is the 4time for me to come here.........The Reason why i am telling you this is that i dont want you to waste my time,and i dont want to waste your time neither.
    About me and my Family.
    My name is Sherry,thats my English name.
    dont have Work,Because i just Finish my Course.
    i Study:Business administrator.
    i am Nice and Caring Sencere and Honest Openmind.
    I need someone that is Ready to Settle Down now and Start Family.
    i am not here for Playing games i am New to this and i dont want anyone to Hurt me and i dont want to hurt anyone .....i see your Profile and i like what you Look Like
    If you have Intrest about me you can let me Know by Contacting me back.
    babysherry112@yahoo.com OR Sherrybaby113@hotmail.com.
    Hope to hear from you Soon


    YES!!!! I bait them a little every once in a while via the myspace messaging, but rapidly get bored with it.

    Anyone sles seeing this kind of crap on them other goofy FoaF sites?
  130. An old saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Necessity is the mother of invention.

  131. Bush to the rescue! by fbg111 · · Score: 1

    Howdy yall, now thet we knows whar they is hidin', we is a-gonna bomb th' muverfuckers. No mo'e 419 scams! Jest you remember this hyar in th' next eleckshun. - George

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  132. Re:Bad Guys by vandan · · Score: 1
    Secondly, (at least in the US forces) you are not supposed to follow orders that contradict certain rules of engagement such as shooting POWs and civilians with no just cause or following orders that overly endanger fellow soldiers.


    What a load of crap!
    What's going on in all the CIA & military torture camps around the world then?
    And why won't the US sign up to the international criminal court?
    US soliders are encouraged to torture their prisoners and kill the rest.

    The US has even been caught out killing journalists. How about that tank that opened fire on the Palenstine Hotel and killed a number of journalists? The official excuse was that they were fired on first, but all the journalists who survived beg to differ. I know which story I believe.

    I read a story just 2 days ago about a guy in Guantanimo who had US prison guards claw his eyes open with their fingers while others sprayed mace in them. He's now blind. Surely this 'contravenes' a couple of US and international laws re: POWs. Oh ... sorry ... they're not POWs. They're fucking 'illegal enemy combatants', so the US can do what they please with them.
  133. 419ers by Apathetic1 · · Score: 1

    My favorite 419 e-mail was from the gentleman who had a "preposition" for me.

    Alas, there was no reply when I sent him the definitions of "preposition" and "proposition" from dictionary.com.

    --

    My username does not make me Apathetic. It's irony, get it?

  134. 419 mails from nigeria by ifezi · · Score: 1

    for all victims of 419 and potential victims i share your sympathy. but if you search your mind objectively, you will discover that you gambled, and like every gambler, you either loose or win. the same scam letter you recieved was sent to a 1000 people including me, but you choose to reap where you had not sown. you are aware that one of the major challange facing african countries is the issue of government officails stealing money and stashing it abroad. you are always ready to conive with criminals be it 419 or real government officials to defraud nigeria, in the process you get duped. the only way 419 can be eradicated is not by shooting or treating the scamers as terrorists, it is by not trying to reap from strangers and where you had not sown. do not reply a mail whose sender is not known to you. if you must reply, do not send money to any body in nigeria, unless you personally want to.

  135. Mod this up ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dudes that's Joe Six Pack's reply and is funnier than the scam one!

    "With that much beer I could live out my lifelong dream of drowning in booze."

    lol

  136. Re:Bad Guys by DustCollector · · Score: 1
    The problem is many people don't understand the difference between an explanation (why something happened) and an excuse (why what happened is okay).

    Agreed. There's also the danger of blaming the victim. After 9/11, terrorists would pose "Don't you want to know why the world hates America so much?" That's a lot like blaming a rape victim for walking alone. Or dressing attractively.

    A nerd friend was mugged in the subway -- glasses knocked off, physically knocked down, wallet taken. He somewhat blamed himself for being weak, unaware, and being in the wrong place at the wrong time. He's smarter from the experience, but the mugger was clearly wrong. But yes, it helps to understand the mugger (feed his family? on drugs?) to solve the problem.

  137. More variety of 419 scams lately by kbahey · · Score: 1

    The scammers have been showing a lot of creativity lately.

    I get the classic ones (African dictator/official dies and widow/son wants his money transferred for a hefty share). But I also get ones that have a Christian theme], others with an Islamic tone [baheyeldin.com], and yet another with an Arab tone featuring none other than Yasser Arafat, with links to news articles from ABC News, just after he died.

    These guys could use their imagination writing fiction or something. If they had better English that is...

  138. Just found this: by Hosiah · · Score: 1
  139. White Men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You always hear how white men have all of the power in this country. But there's a small caveat- it's OTHER WHITE MEN.