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  1. Re:Do the dew! on 3 Cups of Coffee Increases Hallucinations · · Score: 1

    Don't make me come over there, you yellow and purple polka-dotted mushroom... dog... thing... Wait. Where am I?

  2. Yeah! on US Senate & House Create YouTube Channels · · Score: 1

    Ideally this will bring transparency to citizens and inform them of their senators' & representatives' positions and ideas.

    Ha ha ha ha ha! You kids these days with your crazy talk! :-)

  3. Do the dew! on 3 Cups of Coffee Increases Hallucinations · · Score: 3, Funny

    I enjoy a lovely Mountain Dew high every morning at work, and never suffer any ill effects... other than the giant spiders. Those can be a bit off putting. The glowing, telepathic ferrets usually keep them at bay, though. Hallucinations! Pfft! As if! Now excuse me. I must kiss teh sky.

  4. Wow on Future Astronauts May Survive On Eating Silkworms · · Score: 1

    The romance of space travel just went down in flames.

  5. I like it on How Does a 9/80 Work Schedule Work Out? · · Score: 1

    But as an engineer, I worked at least 9 hour days anyway. For me it was like getting 26 extra days off a year. I use the Friday off to get shopping done at the nearly empty stores in the mornings.

  6. Re:Beautiful on the inside... on Class Teaches Nerds Social Skills · · Score: 1

    And he has the X-Rays to prove it.

    Pfft. Amateur. *Real* nerds have an MRI.

  7. Re:I have THE solution on Gaza Debate Goes Virtual · · Score: 1

    You're gonna need a lot of Nuka Cola mines, cause frag mines ain't gonna cut it. Are there enough Nuka Cola Quantums in the world?

    Sorry... too much Fallout 3.

  8. What debate? on Gaza Debate Goes Virtual · · Score: 1

    Middle East + Asteroid Strike = World Fucking Peace

    LOL! Or maybe Ceiling Cat can hork up a mighty furball of doom.

    SRSLY, what is there to debate? It's wall to wall fuckheads. I guess some folks side with one set of fuckheads or another.

  9. 2008 timeline on The 2008 Linux and Free Software Timeline · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jan: Linux conquers the desktop!
    Feb: No, wait...
    Mar: OK, now!
    Apr: Nope. Hang on...
    May: Linux conquers- no, wait.
    Jun: Vacation
    Jul: Staycation
    Aug: OK, conquering in 3... 2... wait...
    Sep: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...
    Oct: ...nnnnnnnnnnnn...
    Nov: nnnnnnnnnnnnow!
    Dec: No, wait...

  10. Re:Environmentally criminal! on "Smash Your Hard Drive" To Fight Identity Theft · · Score: 1

    Problem is that most people are way too stupid to understand how to use that, but they can understand smash.

    Exactly. Even the Hulk can understand smash.

  11. Re:They'll sell on Wii Game Devs Testing Waters With Less-Casual Games · · Score: 4, Funny

    From what I have seen all first person shooters have a shooting ridicule

    What, like some NPC that follows you around and rags on you when you miss?

  12. Re:Yay! on Obama Picks RIAA's Favorite Lawyer For Top DoJ Post · · Score: 1

    Doesn't rhyme, either. :-)

  13. Re:Tiered Pricing Welcome Here on Apple Intros 17" Unibody MBP, DRM-Free iTunes · · Score: 1

    The WORST thing about the iTunes store is the Top-10 seller lists. I haven't seen a track on there in years that I'd buy.

    Them damn kids with their crap music and their pink nanos and their ranked multiplayer death matches! Who do they think they are?

    (waves cane angrily!)

  14. Re:True Road Warriors Need Removable Batteries on Apple Intros 17" Unibody MBP, DRM-Free iTunes · · Score: 1

    I routinely travel 16+ hours.

    How do you do that? It would drive me insane. I travel for work once every 12-18 months, and I even hate that.

  15. Re:Still no Linux version on Apple Intros 17" Unibody MBP, DRM-Free iTunes · · Score: 1

    I realize that we Linux-only households are few and far between, but as a cross-platform version of iTunes already exists, why not make a version for Linux too?

    Because you are few and far between. And have no money. Or always act like you don't. And you smell. And dress funny. And people laugh at you and put dirt in your hair.

    Hey, lighten up! I'm teasing!

    Mostly.

  16. Behold, mere mortals! on Apple Intros 17" Unibody MBP, DRM-Free iTunes · · Score: 1

    This is the dawning of the age of Schillermania! Forget the false god Jobs. The Schiller will lead us to the promised land!

    He even sang "The Best Is Yet to Come!'

    What? That was Tony Bennett? Oh. Still... PHIL! PHIL! PHIL!

    What... where my damned quad core iMac?

  17. Yay! on Obama Picks RIAA's Favorite Lawyer For Top DoJ Post · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Change!

  18. Re:DTV? Hahahaha on DTV Coupon Program Out of Money · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I used to chuckle at such ideas, but I'm getting there myself. I watched Jericho seasons 1 and 2 over the past couple months thanks to Netflix streaming. Just about everything is released on DVD these days, even short lived series (Firefly and Wonderfalls had nice boxed sets). Even silly Adult Swim stuff. I have enjoyed the first two seasons of Dexter on DVD without ever paying Showtime a monthly fee.

    The trick is to get past the "gotta see it now!" feeling from decades of living with live TV. There's also the idea of only paying for what I am watching instead of supporting 50 billion channels I never watch.

  19. Re:Digital TV: inferior in some ways on DTV Coupon Program Out of Money · · Score: 1

    Digital TV is all-or-none.

    0 = none
    1 = all

  20. OK, new rule for 2009 on Do Twitter Phishing Scams Herald the End of Microblogs? · · Score: 1

    No more "X has lost its innocence". Retire it already. It's sappy and a relic of the previous century.

  21. Re:Interesting point. on Oregon Governor Proposes Vehicle Mileage Tax · · Score: 1

    Those conditions aren't as visible as stupidity. :-)

    But seriously, I do wonder when someone in modern times asks when the politicians became stupid.

    Answer: Around the time the first hominid took a leadership role (translation: he had the biggest club) in an early nomadic tribe.

  22. Who cares? on Oregon Governor Proposes Vehicle Mileage Tax · · Score: 1

    Didn't Oregon secede or something? I read that somewhere. It's a pretty left wing area, isn't it, especially Portland? This thing should trigger spontaneous orgasms with those folks. The love The Machine as much as the neocons.

  23. Re:Can you say "stupid" ?? on Oregon Governor Proposes Vehicle Mileage Tax · · Score: 1

    Did all the politicians in this country take a bunch of stupid pills or something?

    1. No, they were born stupid. Sadly, their brains overcompensate with +10 Charisma and they can get other stupid people to vote for them.

    2. Politicians, and before them lords and popes and other riff-raff, have generally been inbred idiots for centuries. Where have you been?

  24. The alternative list on The Best Games of 2008 · · Score: 1

    Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.

    No More Heroes

  25. Oh, for... on Configuring a Windows PC For a Senior Citizen? · · Score: 1

    Just paste a picture of Matlock to an old Etch-A-Sketch and tell them it's a laptop.

    Seriously, give them the intertoobs, and within a week all their money will heading to Nigeria to purchase viAG-rRa.