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  1. Re:Let's just use Zulu time... on Alternatives to Daylight Saving Time? · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Ten percent of nothin' is, let me do the math here... nothin' and a nothin', carry the nothin'..."

  2. Re:Cost Effective? on US's First Internet Votes To Be Cast This Friday · · Score: 1

    They aren't trying to automate the entire election. My guess is that this is a sort of closed beta. And the small size of voters makes it easy to guarantee that there's minimal, if any, fraud.

  3. Re:Better hope on Stem Cells From Fat Create Beating Heart Cells · · Score: 1

    for men at least, pluripotent cells have been found in the testicles

    Shit. What a decision.

    "We can save you life. But, in order to do so, we have to cut open your scrotum and remove a few cells."

    "How many is 'a few'?"

    "Look, let's not make this about what we're taking from you. Think about what we're giving you: another chance at life!"

  4. Re:What a great example! on Number of ET Civilizations In Our Galaxy Is 37,964 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    With it you can prove that there are a vast number of civilisations or none just as easily

    Precisely. This way Dr. Frank Drake doesn't look like an imbecile when we discover there's no ET lifeforms in the Milky Way. Or looks like a genius when we do!

  5. Re:Single Player Diablo 3 on Blizzard Answers Your Questions, From Blizzcon · · Score: 1

    I'm sure I'm not the best Paladin ever

    Paladins are also hard to play single player. Much more of a support type character than, say, the Barbarian, who is pretty much geared for war.

  6. Re:EA Then and Now on 99.8% of Gamers Don't Care About DRM, Says EA · · Score: 1

    I'm sad to see this, really. I have fond memories of The Bard's Tale (the original one, mind you) and Skate or Die!, both of which were EA games.

  7. Re:Lovely rant, but I have to know one thing on Microsoft Woos Developers Under the Silverlight · · Score: 1

    Walk a park

    I think the majority people would find this difficult to do. Most parks are rather stationary.

  8. Re:Who to control... on Government Begins Securing Root Zone File · · Score: 0

    Addendum to the addendum
    UN

    Cons:

    • It's the UN
  9. Re:CDE? on Steve Jobs Patents "The Dock" · · Score: 1

    Here I was thinking that it didn't have to be *specifically* that, only that it needed to be close enough (eg, that rolling over an icon would make it and the surrounding icons bigger, but implemented it differently)

  10. Re:You're kidding on Senate Votes To Empower Parents As Censors · · Score: 1

    But if you can't control your laughter when in court for your third DUI, you have a problem.

    Or, worse yet, think "watch out the damn cops pull you over for anything they want.. but f*ck them i passed all the tests with all my drinks!! haha."

    Because some people think it's their right to drink and drive. Otherwise you'd be ruining their fun.

  11. Re:Yet another Microsoft ripoff on Microsoft Adding jQuery To Visual Studio · · Score: 1

    Um, pretty obvious that you really have no idea what you're talking about. jQuery was not created by Microsoft. Nor was it even funded by Microsoft to begin with (and probably won't be in the future). jQuery is already opensource (seeing as how it's openly available from the jQuery site).

    Secondly, I see you must be operating under the delusion that "bigger is better" - jQuery has a MUCH smaller footprint than Prototype (and, therefore, Scriptaculous. I haven't worked with either Scriptaculous or Prototype, but just from my brief glance-over, jQuery does both of their jobs.

    Personally, even though you have the layering option w/ Prototype/Scriptaculous, I'd rather just have both and still have a smaller footprint.

  12. Re:Why on Now Google's CAPTCHA Is Broken · · Score: 1

    Hint: if you find a quick way to factor semiprimes, don't snag $1 million from the Clay Institute. Reap $1 billion from credit cards. If you can easily toss aside ethics.

    Why not do both?

  13. Re:Power grids? on New Denial-of-Service Attack Is a Killer · · Score: 1

    Why in the world would you have the control system for the LHC on the internets?

  14. Re:Where exactly? on Russian Town Puts Giant Smiley On Google Maps · · Score: 1

    3 byes. There's a space. :P

  15. Re:Hmmmm on Complaints Pour In After Digital TV Test · · Score: 1

    Buy a few now. Sell them when the rush happens ^_^

  16. Re:New ads on Microsoft Uses "I'm a PC" Character In New Ads · · Score: 1

    I think he know Bazaar quite well

  17. Re:How? on 7th-Grader Designs Three Dimensional Solar Cell · · Score: 1

    Depends on which college. If it's UCSD (where I went for 3 years before dropping out), 50k would get you 2 years.

    Approximate tution, fees, miscellaneous expenses

  18. Re:I've looked. Check Gawker on "Anonymous" Hacks Palin's Private Email · · Score: 1

    Hell, what if her hubby started calling her "Governor" and the "Gov" was a reference to that, eh?

    Just because my username is "omnipresentbob," it doesn't mean I'm omnipresent, let alone Bob.

  19. Re:You'd be Wrong on New York Issues RFID-Encoded Drivers Licenses · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now when you walk by a different reader, doubleclick knows who you are.

    Oh no. You mean there will be targeted ads for stuff we might buy? The world will turn into a real life Amazon.com or Netflix, "Hello, Bob. You bought lingerie, hand cuffs and black duct tape last time. Similar buyers also bought whips."

  20. Re:the truth is on Plane Simple Truth · · Score: 1

    So, if that's true, then, what... 80 out of 4 statistics are made up on the spot... Holy crap, I didn't even know that was possible. Dang.

  21. Re:Bucking the peripherals trend? on How Nvidia Wants To Bring 3D Glasses Back · · Score: 1

    Or the Wii anything? Seriously, Nintendo might have sold the console for cheaper, but they are harvesting quite a fright w/ peripherals. Wii Wheel, Wii Perfect Shot, Wii Classic Controller, Sports Pack, Zapper, etc. etc.

    Hell, they'll probably come out with the Wii Inflatable doll... "And you stick your Wiimote in here..."

  22. Re:Just out of curiosity... on iPhone Takes Screenshots of Everything You Do · · Score: 2, Funny

    Particularly with new hardware...

  23. Re:one day all screens will have touch/stylus inpu on Apple Losing Touchscreen War · · Score: 1

    Two letters: T9

  24. Re:Have to watch what I say on In IE8 and Chrome, Processes Are the New Threads · · Score: 1

    A slashdotter seeing something resembling spooning? Never.

  25. Re:More than scientific learning on LHC Success! · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or: "Every time you masturbate, God destroys a planet" ...