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  1. Re:Alien Nation on District 9 Rises From the Ashes of Halo · · Score: 1

    The moment after that, when James Caan realizes they don't have testicles, is hilarious too.

  2. Re:Moon on District 9 Rises From the Ashes of Halo · · Score: 1

    It's was pretty widely released here in the U.S. a few weeks ago. It even played in one of my local multi-plexes (though there was only me and three other people in the theater when I went to see it, sadly). I really wish more people would show up for this excellent and thoughtful piece of science fiction, instead of just turning out in droves for Michael Bay blow-em-up movies that just use sci-fi as an excuse for a lot of gee-whiz FX shots.

  3. Re:California does not have the cash for a case th on California Continues To Push For Violent Game Legislation · · Score: 1

    Personally, I just love the delightful irony of this bill being signed into law by Arnold Schwarzenegger. What's next, a law against the sexual exploitation of women--championed by Ron Jeremy?

  4. Re:Probes. Lots of Probes. on White House Panel Seeks Input On Spaceflight Plans · · Score: 2, Informative

    A couple of hundred years?!? I don't think you appreciate the scale we're talking here to the nearest solar systems. The fastest probes we've ever launched took like 9-10 years just to reach the edge of the solar system--just a few light *hours* away. The nearest solar systems are several light *years* away. So you're not looking at a few hundred years--more like tens of thousands of years. Not only that, but we also don't have the math or craft to hit anything with the kind of precision that far away, and no way to stop them once they get there even if you could make it.

  5. Re:Really? REALLY? on Solar-Powered Moon Rover To Explore Apollo Landing · · Score: 1

    You're right. We should be building a theme park there instead, with blackjack and hookers.

  6. Common sense on Zer01 Parent Strips Web Site Following Report · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it looks like a scam, walks like a scam, and quacks like a scam--then it probably *is* a duck. In that case, you should probably shoot it and cook it with orange sauce.

  7. Re:Buyer Beware on Zer01 Parent Strips Web Site Following Report · · Score: 3

    Anytime the company you're dealing with is hard-selling you on ambitious investments, with business addresses that all point to rented P.O. boxes and non-existent offices, I'd say it's a sure thing. You should invest your life savings with them immediately.

  8. Re:No wonder my honeymoon photos are all over 4cha on Undercover Cameras Catch PC Repair Scams, Privacy Violations · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    UK, US, what's the difference? They're both populated by overweight lazy assholes who speak English.

  9. Makes sense on Sam Raimi To Direct World of Warcraft Movie · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Raimi is WAY past his prime. But then, so is WoW.

  10. Re:Oh my gaaaawd! Choking incidents? on FOIA Documents Detail iPods Overheating, Catching Fire · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    There are a number of trailer park kids out there that seem capable of choking on anything. And, sadly enough, I think there are a number of trailer park parents willing to kill their kid for a shot at a "big money" lawsuit (so they can get a settlement check that they'll use to buy a new meth lab, lottery tickets, and NASCAR memorabilia).

  11. Re:Why didn't this happen sooner? on Lawyer Jailed For Contempt Is Freed After 14 Years · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had a friend who got divorced and his wife (who had left HIM, incidentally), had his dog put to sleep. I bullshit you not. Divorcing women can be vicious and spiteful in ways that men never even DREAM of.

  12. China's changes on Blizzard Awaits China's Approval For WoW Relaunch · · Score: 1

    China insists that a system be put into place to jail WoW characters who advocate democracy for Azeroth.

  13. It's actually kind of scary on Lost In the Cloud · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm actually surprised at how quickly some of these platforms like the iPhone have developed completely closed programming environments with barely a peep of protest from the normally pretty libertarian tech crowd. Even on /., there doesn't seem to be much of a stir about it. Every now and then someone complains, or advocates jailbreaking, but I hear more howling when MS proposes to make IE a default browser than when Apple completely locks down an entire product line to outside developers.

  14. Re:No second chances... on WoW Gamer Earns Federal Investigation Achievement · · Score: 1

    Ah yes, "zero tolerance," the handy crutch for teachers and administrators who are either too stupid to be trusted with making decisions on their own or who are too lazy to make said decisions. Thank you lazy and stupid people for keeping our police officers and courts busy dealing with stupid shit like this when they could be dealing with actual crimes.

  15. Re:stunned on US Agency Blocked Cellphone / Driving Safety Study · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IIRC, the Mythbusters tested this very thing about as objectively as they could (with multiple passes by various drivers on a set obstacle course) and did indeed find that cellphone usage had more of a negative effect on driving than moderate intoxication. For what it's worth.

  16. Re:Slow News Day - WTF? on Delete Data On Netbook If Stolen? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have it on good authority that neither one of them is actually a real cowboy or a taco. They built this house on LIES!

  17. Re:Fake on How They Built the Software of Apollo 11 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I sure hope it's not fake code. I'm a time traveling entrepreneur, and I'm going to make a FORTUNE selling this to the Russians in 1965.

  18. Re:OLPC = One License Per Child on Negroponte Sees Sugar As OLPC's Biggest Mistake · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Develop thicker skin. You don't throw out all the good stuff just because you find one element offensive. If the U.S. government had told Von Braun to fuck off on his rocket ideas just because he used slave labor in his factories and was a SS officer, we wouldn't be celebrating the Apollo landing anniversary today.

  19. Re:Wording on Company Denies Its Robots Feed On the Dead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It also doesn't say who exactly is supposed to ENFORCE the conventions if someone breaks them.

  20. Re:Other articles worthy of reading on Futurama Voices Could Be Recast · · Score: 1

    Living here certainly makes you fell enslaved, all right.

  21. mod parent up! on Kazaa To Return As a Legal Subscription Service · · Score: 1

    Amen! Amazon is the best out there. DRM-free MP3's, 99 cents a piece, and a HUGE library. Amazon actually convinced me to lower the Jolly Roger and start buying legit music. I won't use iTunes (Apple software is too aggressive and they use proprietary formats). So Amazon is just perfect for me. Just wish they would do the same thing for videos.

  22. Re:Other articles worthy of reading on Futurama Voices Could Be Recast · · Score: 1

    That's because you live in Portland. Move down to Alabama sometime.

  23. Re:Hey Soulskill! Read this, you douche bag. on Futurama Voices Could Be Recast · · Score: 1

    BLASPHEMY! Burn the heretic!

  24. Re:Cognitive dissnonance, probably on Study Finds Delinquent Behavior Among Boys Is "Contagious" · · Score: 1

    If they didn't think they were doing anything wrong, they wouldn't lie to the cops when they get caught.

  25. Re:Ah yes, another breakthrough from MISPWOSO on Study Finds Delinquent Behavior Among Boys Is "Contagious" · · Score: 1

    You had hills? Man, we would have killed for even one hill when *I* was a kid.