User: heauxmeaux

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

On: What Good Technical Books Adorn Your Library?

n/t

Re:WTF

On: YouTube Removal Highlights Media Self-Censorship

Because I refuse to take it in the ass twice from the government.

I HAVE A GREASED UP JANET SHOVED UP MY ASS!

On: FCC Nixes Airport's Ban On Private Net Access

there you go FCC! You can't un-read that.

Ohh HALO!

On: Three Retail Versions of Halo 3

Howzabout putting down the controller and actually fucking someone?

Too Late

On: How to Hack the Vote and Steal the Election

This would only apply if the population of the US actually gave a shit about who was running thier country.
Put down the Ruffles, get off the couch and REVOLT!
God knows you could use the excersise.

Re:Dilbert is a one-trick pony

On: "Dilbert" Creator Gets Voice Back

Elbonians. You forgot the unfunniness of the Elbonians.

Re:HA HA, i can see josh's penis!!!

On: USB To Go Wireless

I find your comments intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Attention Apple Fags!

On: Sneak Peak at the Sling Player for Mac OSX

This is one step up from your last sneak peek - in the boys bathroom at the rest stop.

I'm Buck Melanoma!

On: Listening for Cancer Cells

I'm Moley Russels Wart!

Re:Mass drivers RULE!

On: Magnetic Ring Could Launch Satellites, Weapons

You must not get out much. Looking at the USA in its current state I think the terrorists have already won anyway.

Re:Metallica?

On: Napster On the Block

They could call it Dumpster - and Lars could be their loudmouth Euro-fuckhead spokesmodel!

Re:Hot exhaust?

On: Engine On a Chip May Beat the Battery

My Balls are on fire - can I cool them off in your mouth?

The most powerful thing you can do

On: Austin Game Conference 2006 in Depth

Is place my nuts in your mouth and gargle

0day Hussein!

On: Why All The Hype About 0day?

He put people in woodchippers and blew the chunks into a spiderhole.
LOL@USA

Wow, He really made it...

On: Wired Dissects Sony as PS3 Effort Falters

Yup.
Legs doubled over his head. Balls resting on his chin.

In what way

On: Google and eBay Partner for Click-to-Call Ads

does this affect me?

I have a gay agenda and I am sticking to it.

Fuckin filthy nerds.

That's a Triple Nerd Score

On: Star Trek PhD Thesis Wins Academic Prize

For the WIN!

Fuckin geeks

Attention Apple Fags!

On: The Future & History of the User Interface

Now all you ass-miners can get together for a group iFisting at your local Apple Store!

Hail (Rim) Jobs!

Obvious Question about PHP

On: Pro PHP Security

Who gives a living shit?

Re:In other news...

On: Shuttle Cameras Yield Excellent Footage

Mod Parent Cool

DING!

On: AOL To Be Free For Broadband Users?

You've got really goddamn fast mail!

Re:Is it *really* undetectable?

On: Undetectable Rootkits Through Virtualization?

Holy Fuckin Shit!

Oh, wait - what?

Is there a top-up limit?

On: Top off Your Parking Meter with a Cell Call

I thought repeat metering (constantly plugging the meter) was prohibited?

One of the major reasons we have meters in the city I live in (TacosCornhole, ND) was to promote high turnover parking in the urban areas - to make it more convenent for shoppers and the like.
My nuts smell like WD40.

I'm abouta to launcha video right uppa

On: Yahoo! Launches YouTube Competitor

YouTube! Gay - it's the best

Attention cock-hogs

On: What is Your Backup Policy?

Fuck ya