User: heauxmeaux

Somebody think of the Gays!

On: Morality — Biological or Philosophical?

I don't feel immoral - therefore it's biological to be me - not philosophical.

One simple question...

On: Ask Sony's Phil Harrison About PS3 and Games

Would you eat the moon if it was made of BBQ Spareribs?

Re:ARS Technica

On: ISPs May Be Selling Your Web Clicks

Here's another clever Bon Mot - In England they call French Fries 'Chips'!

Can you beleive that? And a Fanny is the place you bone your wife in.

I get nervous having snippets so close to my balls

On: Summer of Code Student Applications Now Open

Code snippets that is.

I'm too busy getting ready for Pride week

On: The Assassination of Wi-Fi

to give a shit about this fuckin garbage!

Re:Blackballed?

On: Sony Blackballs Blog Over PS3 Rumor

When I think of "Blackballed" - I think of what happened to me at the leather bar last night.

SO? US still leads the globe in morbid obesity!

On: US Lags World In Broadband Access

HA HA @ USA

Re:Informal poll

On: Ogg Vorbis Gaining Industry Support

none of the above

WMP11
Fuck all y'all dirty nerd bitches

Only ONE sure way to prevent this...

On: Lycos Deletes Emails and Says 'Too Bad!'

Carefully dip my sack in and out of your mouth. Stop when you have a gob full of curly red pubes!

Re:I just farted

On: Pentium 4 631 Overclocked to 8 GHz

Ahhhh, the old follow-through. A classic, to be sure.

Microsoft is better than Linux

On: Microsoft PR Paying to "Correct" Wikipedia

Microsoft has *always* been better than Linux.

I have a 'watermarking' system for restaurants

On: Startup Tries Watermarking Instead of DRM

I dip my nuts in olive oil and press them against the front window of a restaurant that I have enjoyed eating at. The pleasantly shaped 'watermark' on the glass is like a zagat guide for myself and my friends.

Two Balls = Exceptional Dining, worth a special trip
One Ball = Good Dining Experience, worth stopping on the way
Knob Only = Save Your Money!

Look for these helpful reminders in a city near you!

Physics?

On: Nobel Prize Winners Live Longer

Eat my ass you fuckin assholes

I have one for you

On: 5 Strangest Materials

I would like to nominate whatever the hell Wonder Bread is made from.

One tiny loaf can turn an entire nation into disgusting bloated sacks of lazy crap.
Truly a mystery of the ages.

Re:The most surprising thing to me

On: A Microsoft-Speak Timeline - From Altair to Zune

Smoking up with Jim Henson and Doug Henning on the set of Empire....What were YOU doing?

I Gots 99 Prollems...

On: Birth of an Island

But a Bitch ain't one!

Suck it long in 2007 - Fags4Eva!

Actual most visited

On: Google Reaches Second-Most Visited Site Status

http://www.goatse.cx/

That and /.
Dirty fuckin nerd hippies.

Re:Not news to me

On: Human Sense of Smell Underestimated

I found a beak in my 25 piece value-lunch-tub-bucket-meal.

I farted in my space suit...

On: NASA Finds Evidence of Recent Flowing Water on Mars

...it smells like burnt rubber.

Spaceballs:The FLAMETHROWER!

On: What's the Coolest Thing You've Ever Built?

n/t

How Professor Hawking Spent The Prize Money

On: Stephen Hawking Receives Copley Medal

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39133/

Re:Good plan

On: YouTube Stays Relevant Despite Pulled Content

That's an awful lot of tubes to plug.

Wesley!

On: Wil Wheaton's GenCon SoCal Recap

Get off my bridge!
Oh - and meet me in the holodeck - we can live out our 'swordfighting' fantasy together.

Re:NY Times.. yea right

On: PS3 Missed Ship Targets, Loses Exclusives

Worst. Post. Ever.

I for one

On: Bill Gates On the Past, Future, and Google

applaud this man as an international hero and example to us all.