Nice fuckin website Malda.
Things have really taken an upturn on/. lately!
One can only assume you have handed the reins to the likes of Roland and trip/\/\asterbater(aka Zonk) for good, since there is no evidence of your usual fat-guy-keyboard-mashing typographical nightmares.
It's getting so I don't even want to troll here anymore. It almost makes me want to go and pick on nerds in the real world!
In any case, it's time to hang up my hat and tell all you fuckin basement dwelling acne-farms that I'm retiring! On top of that bombshell, I'm taking my alter-trolls with me! Here is a short FUCK YOU from each of us:-\
Asshat Canada - "The US is a cock-smoking cesspit!" Asscork - "Go and fuck yourselves! Fuckin nerds!" 1992 Called - "They want their closet-gay *NIX back!" montreal!hahahahah - "hahahahahahha!"
An XTRA big goatse-hole is aimed at Roland, T/\/\/\/\, and the Editing staff! Please bring me the gift of a permanent ban!
Consider ALL replies to this post an admission of Slashdots lameness!
We can't return man there - that'd mean we were there to begin with.
And, as we all know, the "Moon" is a ridiculous liberal myth.
It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)
Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors.. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt.45 and a.38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.
Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!
Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.
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I have the blunt end of a fire extinguisher 3/4 of the way up my ASS!
"An operating system should be like a light switch... simple, effective, easy to use, and designed for everyone"
You mean Windows, right?
"I even have a degree in CS and it took me at least 5 years to really 'get' it" ;)
That's a redundant statement old chum
Men only please!
The odds of you fuckin nerds successfully navigating the dating scene are approximately
3720:1!
Oh My....
All you Linux fags are corpulent, unwashed slobs in dire need of a date.
Dance of the Vampires
Is that gay cinema? try alt.binaries.apple
I'll put in $2, but I want the corner office and I want to be the CEO.
Shut up.
I guess Slashdot can close up shop now. It's gone the way of the Scouts - no more male-only enclave of nerddom. Sad really.
Nice fuckin website Malda.
Things have really taken an upturn on
One can only assume you have handed the reins to the likes of Roland and trip/\/\asterbater(aka Zonk) for good, since there is no evidence of your usual fat-guy-keyboard-mashing typographical nightmares.
It's getting so I don't even want to troll here anymore. It almost makes me want to go and pick on nerds in the real world!
In any case, it's time to hang up my hat and tell all you fuckin basement dwelling acne-farms that I'm retiring! On top of that bombshell, I'm taking my alter-trolls with me! Here is a short FUCK YOU from each of us
Asshat Canada - "The US is a cock-smoking cesspit!"
Asscork - "Go and fuck yourselves! Fuckin nerds!"
1992 Called - "They want their closet-gay *NIX back!"
montreal!hahahahah - "hahahahahahha!"
An XTRA big goatse-hole is aimed at Roland, T/\/\/\/\, and the Editing staff! Please bring me the gift of a permanent ban!
Consider ALL replies to this post an admission of Slashdots lameness!
Perhaps you should subscribe to 'Inches' magazine?
It is.
We can't return man there - that'd mean we were there to begin with.
And, as we all know, the "Moon" is a ridiculous liberal myth.
It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)
Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors
Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!
Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.
Please SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Totally...I'm 5'11'' hunky and I have a cut, thick 8" cock.
And Herpes. I have Herpes.
KAAHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
I like the sound of this 'Jeff Dixon'
He reminds me of an old friend...Richard Cranium.
How do I sign up?
PLEASE shut the FUCK up!
The first one...I owe you an 's'. /. readers.
I apologize for any confusion this may have caused the
I have one of these in my as right now...it's not that good.
I have to give my 'undercarriage' a bit of a 'how's your father'.
And if you can't turn 'em, tune 'em.
Can they build me an FP?
Eat my nutz.
large masses of people just aren't needed.
But, what about the Soylent Green?