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A New Biopaper for Organ Printing

Roland Piquepaille writes "Organ printing is an emerging branch of medicine which uses healthy cells to repair a damaged or diseased organ. But as its name implies, this new medical technology needs ink, paper and a printer. Now, a new hydrogel -- or biopaper -- developed at the University of Utah has been selected by the National Science Foundation (NSF) to speed up this process. This five-year NSF study will initially try to print blood vessels and cardiovascular networks. But its real goal is to build some complex organs, such as livers or kidneys. This technology can potentially help millions of people waiting for transplants."

125 comments

  1. This just in - rare screenshot of printed organ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Here's a screenshot of a printed colon

    :

    1. Re:This just in - rare screenshot of printed organ by op12 · · Score: 4, Funny

      A printed liver's worst nightmare:

            ,~~~~.
            i====i_
            |cccc|_)
            |cccc|
            `-==-'

    2. Re:This just in - rare screenshot of printed organ by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
      > Here's a screenshot of a printed colon
      >
      >
      :

      Still no cure for ca... hey, wait a minute!

      s/:/;/g

    3. Re:This just in - rare screenshot of printed organ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! I'm going to sue, the one my doctor gave me looks like this: ;

    4. Re:This just in - rare screenshot of printed organ by Bemopolis · · Score: 1

      Nah -- That just makes the printer flash "PC - Load Liver"

      Bemopolis

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    5. Re:This just in - rare screenshot of printed organ by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 4, Funny

      PC Load Liver"? What the fuck does that mean?

    6. Re:This just in - rare screenshot of printed organ by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      So how long before I can "Print" an organ that will allow me implant my iPod?

    7. Re:This just in - rare screenshot of printed organ by damiena · · Score: 3, Funny
      I would appreciate it if you would
      s/:/;/gi
      It's the polite thing to do.
    8. Re:This just in - rare screenshot of printed organ by thre5her · · Score: 1

      You think you can scare me with a measly lizard? In fact, I think I'll take its corpse to ward off the cockatrices.

    9. Re:This just in - rare screenshot of printed organ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 nethack

  2. Organ printing, eh? by TinBromide · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to my e-mail inbox, i don't need to print a new one, all i need to do is just go to thier website and use a cream or pills or something and i can enlarge my organ to beyond "be1 eef" or something...

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    1. Re:Organ printing, eh? by nizo · · Score: 1

      On the upside with this new technology you can have any length/width you want. Thickness would be a problem, but I am guessing they will come in packs of 100. I should probably just go add a rule in my spam filter to toss any email containing that url right now eh?

    2. Re:Organ printing, eh? by TinBromide · · Score: 1

      hmm, although i suppose that if i went with 20 pound weight paper...

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    3. Re:Organ printing, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jesus christ? is that inches in hex, or what? fucking huge!

    4. Re:Organ printing, eh? by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      I'm not too clear on this. Er, is a vagina an organ? Wait ... never mind, I bet Wikipedia can help me.

  3. Really now ... by s20451 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What I want to know is, how long before a couple of nerds try this obvious application of the technology?

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    1. Re:Really now ... by F_Scentura · · Score: 1

      RealDoll should purchase a stake in that company :)

  4. Yikes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And we thought inkjet refills were bad... imagine the price on this stuff.

    1. Re:Yikes! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the spam for ch34p refills is queuing up already. They'll probably offer to sell you jumbo-sized printed organs too!

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  5. artwork by Janitha · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How long before this will be used for artwork? Designer Tissues. I can't wait for that day.

    I want my tux logo printed this way.

    1. Re:artwork by s20451 · · Score: 1

      How long before this will be used for artwork?

      You don't need a printer to produce that kind of art.

      (ps: that dress was dried out and now appears in an art gallery in Paris.)

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    2. Re:artwork by BWJones · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, in a sense, we already are. I know Glen (the creator of the biogel in the linked article), and one of the problems they are going to have is determining the identity of cells within complex tissues that were previously thought to be homogeneous. It turns out that kidneys (and many other appearing homogeneous tissues) are actually incredibly complex. New methodologies in tissue identity and tracking need to be applied here and we have the tools. Check out some of the images generated by these tools here.

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    3. Re:artwork by olego · · Score: 1

      If you know "Glen", how come you misspelled his first name? :-)

    4. Re:artwork by Eccles · · Score: 1

      (ps: that dress was dried out and now appears in an art gallery in Paris.)

      Until some janitor mistakes it for some leftover jerky.

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    5. Re:artwork by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Act now!!! You too can have your very own 12" dick printed with the highest quality of resolution....

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  7. What is the benefit by rolfwind · · Score: 1

    of this over, say, growing organs in either the lab or in animals like pigs? The latter sounds feasible, the former really sounds like something out of a Sci-Fi novel that may come true 50 or 100 years from now, if that. (Reminds me of the nano-tech....)

    I could see the practicalities for something like skin but livers and kidneys?

    1. Re:What is the benefit by smashin234 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They do mention in the article that complex organs such as a liver or a kidney are a long way off. It does sound like science fiction, but if they can at least start with what they claim :

        "I believe in five years we're going to be able to print simple organs, such as a cardiovascular network or a urethra,"

      I think that it is a good step to actually growing organs for people. Just because something is science fiction today doesn't mean it will be in the future.

      Of course, the longetivity and compatibility of the organs is always the largest hurdle when dealing with transplants in general. Just like in transplants, these two issues will be paramount in new endeavors. My question is, how long do these organs really last? That is the largest question on whether this will stay science fiction or if it will become routine procedure in 10 years. If the complex procedure only lasts 5 years, it may be more worthwhile to get an actual transplant.

    2. Re:What is the benefit by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I just thought about that too. I would imagine rejection would be much lower if they use one's own cells and thus the immune system wouldn't have to be artificially weakened through pills - you don't get that benefit through organ farming....

    3. Re:What is the benefit by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine one of the great benefits is that printed cells aren't as susceptible to teratomata, whereas I suspect cultured organs may well be.

    4. Re:What is the benefit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could see the practicalities for something like skin but livers and kidneys?

      Yeah, you're right.. livers and kidneys are useless!

    5. Re:What is the benefit by coolcold · · Score: 1
      Depends.
      This technology can potentially help millions of people waiting for transplants.
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    6. Re:What is the benefit by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      I'd say in front-line medical situations. Need something for transplant *now*? You could print one a lot faster than getting lab equipment or a pig in to grow one from scratch. Yes, it will still take time to fully develop but will be a lot faster than trying to get one shipped in.

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  8. Print me a foreskin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to have a new foreskin, because the one I had was cut off.

  9. Oh good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh good! Now I don't have to stop drinking like a fish, they can just print me a new liver.

  10. The hitch with this technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The cartridge included with the printer runs out half way through a kidney, and then you find out the replacement cartridge costs $73,489 dollars.

    1. Re:The hitch with this technology by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Be careful with the no-name brand organ cartridge refill kits, 'cause they're like a box of chocolates...

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  11. Good and Bad news about this technology. by Orrin+Bloquy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Good: I can finally get a working version of my pancreas.

    Bad: when I close my eyes all I can see is "PC LOAD LETTER" blinking.

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    1. Re:Good and Bad news about this technology. by blackmonday · · Score: 1

      "PC LOAD LETTER" - What the fuck is that?

  12. Other, related news... by fishybell · · Score: 1

    ...from Deseret News here

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  13. The possibilities are endless... by Jim+Robinson+Jr. · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if I could get them to print me a new scalp with hair that doesn't fall out? :-)

  14. More info on Prestwich by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

    Prestwich's research into hydrogels has had some other benefits, too... look what a quick Googling turned up:

    Prestwich's lab page

    More info on the cancer drug delivery mechanism -- not a scientific explanation, more of a press release similar to TFA.

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  15. Oops by dustball23 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Sorry about the dimensions of your new organ. We couldn't get the printer off 'Landscape mode'".

    1. Re:Oops by suitepotato · · Score: 1

      "Sorry about the dimensions of your new organ. We couldn't get the printer off 'Landscape mode'".

      "On the other hand, all the women here love the size of it."

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  16. I can't wait to get one! by SickHumour · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can think of a few organs that I'd like to print... But is it USB 2.0 compatible?

    1. Re:I can't wait to get one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's some sick-humour right there...

  17. Re:In the words of C-3PO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the funniest thing I've heard in a very long time. I will never be able to watch The Empire Strikes Back again and listen to that line without thinking about this joke.

  18. GWB's good friend would be proud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, I'm referring to Bowell Powell.

  19. gives a new meaning... by conJunk · · Score: 5, Funny
    gives a new meaning to "tissue paper", eh?

    sorry... sorry...

  20. Re:I can't wait to get one... what, exactly? by MS-06FZ · · Score: 1

    Looking to save yourself a trip to the Realdoll store, are you?

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  21. Letter or Legal paper? by JudgeDredd · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you're going to be printing new 'organs', why not go all the way and use legal-sized paper?

    The only question is, should you use black ink to keep it realistic?

    1. Re:Letter or Legal paper? by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      I just hope they'll use the modern A4 standard instead of some weired size.

      To answer your second question... yes, you'd probably have to use black ink, as just mentioning white gets you labeled as a racist nowadays.

  22. Zombie conspiracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Biopaper == Fruit roll-ups for zombies!!

  23. Re:how can one print an organ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it me or is it that for once he gives the direct link?...
    He must have got this wrong!

  24. in 100 years time by Enviro · · Score: 3, Interesting

    humankind will be working on printing an entire human body and assembling it. Forget sequencing the human genome, printing an entire human and getting it to function would be the greatest achievment of mankind..... Well you never know!

    1. Re:in 100 years time by xerid · · Score: 1

      Shhhh! Don't let Rome hear you say that.

    2. Re:in 100 years time by Enviro · · Score: 1

      Rome? I'm more worried about Saruman finding out. :-)

    3. Re:in 100 years time by novus+ordo · · Score: 1

      Just what Lenin was waiting for!

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    4. Re:in 100 years time by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      Why would printing a new human be "the greatest achievement of mankind"?

      People fuck and make new humans all the time (obvious joke: maybe not Slashdotters) - why is printing one and building it from a kit so special? It's a neat hack, sure, but it creates nothing new.

      Making more humans is a solved problem that is much more efficiently (and entertainingly) handled by natural processes. What we need are better ones.

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  25. I'd pay to print Lucy Liu's colon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would just need the last 5.5 inches of it.

    1. Re:I'd pay to print Lucy Liu's colon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would just need the last 5.5 inches of it.

      Most men would be afraid to admit that...

    2. Re:I'd pay to print Lucy Liu's colon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most men would be afraid to admit that...

      That was one brave anonymous coward.

  26. Printing Food! by TheNarrator · · Score: 5, Funny

    Could we use this to print really fine cuts of beef for pennies? Being a geek, I find this particularly interesting because it means I could cook without leaving my computer.

    1. Re:Printing Food! by conJunk · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Printing Food! by vsprintf · · Score: 4, Funny

      I find this particularly interesting because it means I could cook without leaving my computer.

      I see you have a P4 also.

    3. Re:Printing Food! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming you live with 2 miles of a store. I'm listed as 3 miles away from 2 different stores, but apparently they don't deliver here, because it's too far.

  27. Artificial lungs by G4from128k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With printed blood vessels on thin sheet and a bit of folding, they could get a nice surface area to volume ratio for an artificial lung. I could also see making gills, but I doubt that a man-size warm-blooded organism can get enough O2 in water.

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    1. Re:Artificial lungs by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      Well, there is the salmon shark of the northern Pacific Ocean, it has an internal body temperature of almost 70F (and they live in water temperatures from 41F to 64F) . They're not only one of the fastest sharks alive, but have been measured to as long as 11.5 feet. The warmblooded tendacies was only recently documented, however. http://www.conservationinstitute.org/salmonsharks. htm

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  28. Paper Jam by Lars83 · · Score: 4, Funny

    And I thought my P.O.S. Epson 777 made a mess when it jammed....imagine the scene when a spleen gets stuck in there.

  29. How about printing me a hamburger, Hon? by The+New+Stan+Price · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I assume this same technology could be used to print food. How about a 2 by 4 strip of fresh wood? A living cell replicator is actually going to be developed before a generic molecular replicator? Actually, it makes sense that this would be the case now that I think about it.

  30. Single word comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Breasts!

  31. Roland. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this the same technology used to print ScuttleMonkey's lips on Roland Piquepaille's tiny man-member?

  32. Secret tracking codes by Patola · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Will they embed secret codes for personal tracking and identification in these printers too?

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    1. Re:Secret tracking codes by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      The government is going to watermark our butts!

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  33. How long do you want to live? by Palal · · Score: 3, Informative

    This will potentially allow us to live as long as we want. We'd just pop in a new part every time something goes out. The great mystery is the brain transplant.

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    1. Re:How long do you want to live? by xerid · · Score: 1

      You're a Freejack!

  34. goatse! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    imagine that!

  35. MEAT by timeOday · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I would be very happy if they just came up with a way to make cheap, high quality filet mignon without raising a whole cow. Cows really take up a lot of space, a lot of feed, and produce a lot of gasses (no, seriously). Plus there's the whole slaughterhouse scene. Good cultured meat would save us money and open up meat-eating (OK, and heart disease) to a lot of poor people around the world. The quality could be even better than natural, with super-fine fat marbling and no big bloody veins. Plus it should be relatively easy to do, since synthetic meat doesn't even have to be a functioning organ... it just has to be close enough to fool my tastebuds. And while we're dreaming, bring on the affordable hormone-free milk...

    1. Re:MEAT by jcr · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't see how you're going to grow the cells without generating all the same waste products that cattle do. Cellular respiration produces CO2, etc.

      -jcr

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    2. Re:MEAT by GeeksHaveFeelings · · Score: 1

      And you avoid those ethical issues with meat eating. But I don't think it would be cheaper. This will probably be more like "organic" food...expensive and mostly unwelcomed by nerds.

  36. artistic applications? by kn0tw0rk · · Score: 0

    If you were going to get a skin graft would you be able to have a tattoo printed on it as well.

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  37. OMG!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm gonna print myself a new custom super duper 15" inch penis! Woo Hoo! My Girlfriend is gonna be so excited!!!!!

    1. Re:OMG!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, util you poke it through the back of her 7" vagina. You've never seen one in real life, have you?

      Loser.

    2. Re:OMG!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surprise! She printed out her own 15" cut'n'paste job.

  38. When the vice president and I are alone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Powell also disputed Woodward's contention that he and Cheney were so estranged by their differences over the war that they barely speak, insisting that his relationship with the vice president is "excellent."

    "When the vice president and I are alone, it's Colin and Dick," he said.

  39. This is just the beginning of a long journey by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 1

    One of the things that cells do extremely well is to figure out where they're supposed to go and what they're supposed to turn into. When injecting stem cells into existing parts of the body, they nicely migrate according to chemical signals and begin transforming into the appropriate type of cell.

    The hope is that people will understand the chemical signals well enough so that they can take stem cells from a person's body and induce them to transform into the proper organ type. This doesn't address structure at all, though, which is what the printing process hopes to take care of.

    Unfortunately the issue is even more complex. Many cells don't develop properly unless physically manipulated the right way. Muscle cells need to be stretched regularly. Other organs likely face similar issues.

    The dream is that nearly every organ in the body can be replaced, something that may be feasible by the time mine are falling apart. Tie this in with stem cell therapies and there's a good chance that the human body can be kept going for quite a long time.

  40. Same problem, new industry? by PickyH3D · · Score: 1

    Will the ink refilling industry be as big here as in traditional printers?

  41. Teleportation... by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

    1) Webcam scans you at origin.
    2) Scan data is beamed to destination.
    3) Printer at destination makes a copy of you.
    4) Frickin' laser on webcam kills original.

    Well, it's a start!

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    1. Re:Teleportation... by sodul · · Score: 1

      As far as I know this is what most teleportation devices are doing in the SciFi world.

      On StarTreck (I'm might get flamed by treckies for being incorrect), you are basically scanned and your molecules are destroyed while being scanned.
      Then a data stream is send over a remote site and the data is converted back into molecules.

      There is even an episode in TNG where number One (forgot his name) is found to have clone from many years back when his data stream bounced back and he got re-assembled at the point of origin and at destination.

      In StarGate your molecules are scanned/destroyed, the data is beamed and then reassembled on the other side, the data is buffered in a crystal and you can be stored several days.

      Something I'm wondering is why the wraith are not simply duplicating the data over and over to get an unlimited source of food.

      And why, when they are beaming a red shirt down, don't they keep a backup of the data so Kirk never loose a man.

    2. Re:Teleportation... by pookemon · · Score: 1

      And why, when they are beaming a red shirt down, don't they keep a backup of the data so Kirk never loose a man.

      Because of data degradation in the buffer, silly. ;)

      <OT>One thing is apparent from watching Voyager - they don't have tape drives (or RAID) on Federation Star ships. The number of times they almost lost the doctor for one reason or another seems to indicate that backup was done away with at some point in Star Treks history... </OT>

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    3. Re:Teleportation... by j235 · · Score: 1

      "And why, when they are beaming a red shirt down, don't they keep a backup of the data so Kirk never loose a man."

      Because the duplicates are always evil.

    4. Re:Teleportation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or there is a single license use of red uniforms.

      Since the person is clone prior to the killing, then the person arriving on the other side wouldn't know. Scary thought. I think there was an ep. of The Outer Limit that was about this.

  42. What giant fucking WASTE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This problem could have already been solved with the solution in place saving lives, leave stem cell research alone and let scientists clone organs.

    Direct your thank you cards for wasted time and money and lives to Republicans and all their holy roller cronies who all have an average IQ of 53.

  43. Wrong by gregm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The republicans haven't outlawed stem cell research, they've simply said that the gov isn't going to fund embryonic stem cell research. I personally don't think the gov has any busines funding businessess who patent the results and then rape us for their drugs and wish they'd stop handing over money to drug companies or to universities so the drug companies and universities can get more rich.

    However keep sending those thankyou cards for all the other bullshit they've been pulling.

    G

  44. Arteries will not be simple to print by Morris+Schneiderman · · Score: 4, Informative

    Starting as a geek with 25 years of software development and project management, I've spent the past year applying that project management experience to looking at the interaction between the heart and the arteries. And I can tell you that arteries are not simple.

    First, artery walls are seven (7) layers thick. That's seven distinct types of cells and structures to print.

    Second, the old theories viewed arteries merely as passive pipes connecting the heart to the capillaries. But as far back as 1733, Hales understood that the arteries are pumps. He saw them as passive pumps, expanding when blood was pumped into them, and then contracting due to their elastic membranes after each heartbeat. Observations made 50 years ago by McDonald and now being reinterpreted in light of additional data strongly suggests that the arteries are active pumps. (I'll spare you the details, but it adds at least an order of magnitude to the complexity of the 'image'.)

    Third, there are at least two sets of nerves that run through the outer wall of the arteries, the sympathetic and parasympathetic. These nerves seem to exert control over the contraction and relaxation of the smooth muscle in the artery wall. We don't yet understand the intricacies of the processes that control the phasing of those contractions and relaxations, but degredation in those control processes seems to be the mechanism behind the development of heart failure. While these nerves will have to be 'printed' and 'wired up' (no USB connections), it's not clear that their connections to the brain are the only contol paths. There may well be other, currently unknown, 'jumpers' that are needed. Closed source software isn't the only thing with undocumented APIs.

    So, there are reasons why teflon tubing is not being used as a replacement for arteries. And those reasons will make it hard (but not necessarily impossible) to print arteries. I wish them well. But don't hold your breath. Do take care of your body - it's the only one you have and will continue to be so for quite a while yet.

    Morris

  45. Or at least part... by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

    I can see some people thinking "what's the minimal portion we need to print off for our purposes?" :O

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  46. You can't "print" with dead cells by Nerdposeur · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You can't use it to "print" a hamburger unless you use hamburger "ink." This thing takes cells as its raw material and basically layers them to make the tissue you want - they used the example of stacking donuts of cells, which grow together into a continuous blood vessel.

    This only works because the cells are alive and can start functioning together. So you can't use it to make a wooden 2x4 or a beef patty or a sharktooth necklace or whatever. The bits wouldn't stick to each other because they wouldn't grow together if they're dead.

    1. Re:You can't "print" with dead cells by The+New+Stan+Price · · Score: 1

      Fresh meat is not dead until you cook it. As for wood, you would print it fresh and let it die gradually.

  47. It's been done before by obispo · · Score: 1
  48. Questions for fundies by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does life begin when the printer stops, when the job hits the printer buffer, when it's queued, or when the user clicks the Print button? Should canceling a print job be a crime?

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    1. Re:Questions for fundies by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I'm busy right now, could someone spank my printout?

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  49. Two new possibilites by Circlotron · · Score: 3, Funny

    1/- Identity theft will take on a whole new dimension. 2/- "Second hand" shops will start springing up everywhere.

  50. Yea they Do by tempest69 · · Score: 1

    Go watch "The 6th Day", and then tell me that tissue printers arent going to leave a tracking mark. With RIAA and copyrights, It's probably going to be manditory. Storm

  51. organization? by Quadraginta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know, but I have a guess based on tangential conversations with biologists: see, the problem is, how do you tell the cells, even if they're willing to divide and grow, to organize themselves into some macroscopic shape, like a sac with tubes and various layers? They don't response to yelled commands, you know. And each cell doesn't exactly have a Master Blueprint in its DNA with its own role marked off in red ink.

    As much as I can tell, large organ growth in the living organism is directed by complex gradients of growth factors (chemicals), e.g. a low-to-high concentration of growth factor foo along a finger bud causes the bud to preferentially grow in the direction of the steepest increase in foo concentration -- i.e. along the long axis of the bud -- so the bud grows longer and not wider, all without any mythical "central authority" actually coordinating the activity of the cells.

    But if you're trying to grow an organ in a tank, without any surrounding complex bath of growth factors et cetera, it's not likely the environment will be right to direct the growth of the cells, so you're just going to get a pile of unorganized flesh, not a fresh gleaming liver ready to plug in.

    What I think they're doing here is figuring a way to direct the growth more or less by "lithography," i.e. by laying down one tiny layer at a time. You lay down a support matrix in the pattern you want the cells to form in this layer, let them grow, add another layer, rinse, repeat....by and by, you can construct any larger organized structure you want, layer by tiny layer. That's the point, I'm guessin.

    1. Re:organization? by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      I don't know, but I have a guess based on tangential conversations with biologists: see, the problem is, how do you tell the cells, even if they're willing to divide and grow, to organize themselves into some macroscopic shape, like a sac with tubes and various layers? They don't response to yelled commands, you know.

      Your cells lack discipline! I'm going to ask them a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately! /Ahnuld

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    2. Re:organization? by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      But if you're trying to grow an organ in a tank, without any surrounding complex bath of growth factors et cetera, it's not likely the environment will be right to direct the growth of the cells, so you're just going to get a pile of unorganized flesh, not a fresh gleaming liver ready to plug in.

      Hey.. Stop talking about that! Can't you see I'm eating a scrapple sandwich here?!?

  52. longetivity and compatibility not the problem by r00t · · Score: 1

    It's your own cells, so it's compatible. Longetivity should be likewise OK.

    A bigger problem might be printer resolution. An eye made with lots of jaggy edges or dithering is not going to be a nice eye, though it would fill the hole in your head.

  53. Brain by r00t · · Score: 1

    You can get a new brain, or just some replacement sections.

    Proper printing will allow for useful knowledge, including memories. Your new brain will have to be 100% politically correct of course, as determined by the ethics committee.

  54. oooh, the potential! by r00t · · Score: 1

    Is it so wrong to print a chunk of your own leg, then toss it on the grill? Haven't you ever wondered...?

  55. I don't get it, am I stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the subject says.

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  56. cats and dogs by r00t · · Score: 1

    Use cells from a cat to print a dog!

  57. In order to know... by Khyber · · Score: 1

    You'd need to know how much of the ~25% oxygen in the atmosphere we actually use with each breath and release as unused fuel + waste gas. Then you could figure out the approximate surface area you'd need for gills to supply enough oxygen to the human body. Just a comic-book guess, but that's what'd seem the most logical.

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  58. perhaps you are looking for a rectum? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...there is no typographical character by that name... :(

  59. all rights reserved by binarybum · · Score: 1

    Hi, any legal out there that can help me out, I want to patent the following templates right away:

      8=>, (.) (.) , V please extended patten to include various fonts (wingdings exlcuded) and point sizes. Please note, these templates are not WYSIWYG.

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  60. Linux drivers? by xanadu113 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but.. are there Linux drivers for it?

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  61. What kind of cells do they use? by serutan · · Score: 1

    The article doesn't say what kind of cells are in the ink. Are they stem cells or what? I think stem cells need some sort of environmental coaching to get them to turn into something specific. But since this tissue is being grown outside the body it seems like they would have to use cells that already know what they are -- liver cells to grow livers, etc. But then I would expect they would have to get the cells from the recipient or risk rejection. Wish there was more info about that.