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  1. Okay . . . . on I2hub Shutdown Due to Legal Pressure · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wasn't Internet2 supposed to be for academic uses anyway?

    On noes! We can't clog up this incredibly powerful and incredibly expensive network trading terabytes of movies and music! The humanity!

    Seriously now, the whole point of the thing was to move multiple gigs of data coming out of CFD simulations and the like, not to get the latest episode of Lost.

  2. Re:Guessing on Stiffer Penalties for Copyright Violations · · Score: 1

    Easy. Most of the population isn't famous, rich, or powerful. Odds are against hitting one. I assume they will eventually though, and promptly drop the suit with as little fanfare as possible.

  3. Re:Forget the settlement check on Trojan Using Sony DRM Rootkit Spotted · · Score: 1

    "1337olas wuz here! Free Sony brass!!!"

  4. Re:Still damaging on SCO Demands Linux 2.7 Information · · Score: 1

    When they arrest the SCO brass and bring them up on fraud charges and/or they retire with their ill-gotten millions to one of those fancy retirement communes in Arizona.

  5. Re:Way To Go Jack@ss! on SCO Demands Linux 2.7 Information · · Score: 1

    That's what we were all saying . . . . . how many years ago now? SCO seems to have more lives than my inbox has offers for discount viagra.

  6. Re:But when it comes out... on SCO Demands Linux 2.7 Information · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No court on earth would ever buy that. Judges do understand the fact that reality changes over time.

    (Although, if SCO does push the "Linux 2.7" thing, which they may be stupid and/or high enough to do, it would be some nice smartassitude to jump a version number to piss them off.)

  7. Okay . . . on SCO Demands Linux 2.7 Information · · Score: 5, Insightful

    SCO does not, and has never had a firm grip on reality. This is news?

  8. Re:Why would you do this? This is stupid. on Sony Rootkit Phones Home · · Score: 1

    Or even more betterer, buy your music from a cheaper, DRM-free place that doesn't have the hidden cost of kneecaps broken by the russian mob. http://www.emusic.com/

  9. Woo! on Vint Cerf and Robert Kahn Awarded Medal of Freedom · · Score: 2, Funny

    A useless, nationalist-buzzword-laden award from the most dangerous man in the world! What an honor . . . . .
     
    If it were me I'd ask for the lesser award of "presidental medal of awesome." Also, it would come with double prize money.

  10. Torrent? on FreeBSD 6.0 Released · · Score: 1

    Oh hell yes. Anyone know if there's a torrent available? I'd really rather not contribute to the annihilation of the FreeBSD mirrors if I can avoid it . . . . . .

  11. Re:Link crashed Firefox on The Impact of Memory Latency Explored · · Score: 1

    So what is this overflow then, and can it do anything but cause Firefox to segfault on *nix? (You mention Windows. Working exploit there?)

  12. Re:I don't understand the fuss. on More on Sony's "DRM Rootkit" · · Score: 1

    Slightly offtopic question: I come from the Linux side and was unaware that BSD could sandbox drivers. How does this work, how well, and on what BSDs?

  13. Re:Why? on Debian GNU/Solaris · · Score: 0

    Hurd? :p

  14. Re:Alternative OS users on Sony DRM Installs a Rootkit? · · Score: 1

    As the 2% of the population that actually understands what this thing is, does, and means we can and should be angry and vocal. The vast majority of computer users run Windows, with autoplay on, and will get thoroughly owned by this. They'll just think their computer is broken and keep buying RIAA crap with that assumption.
     
    (What's more, if I have to clean up another non-technical friend/relation's owned computer I think my head's gonna explode.)

  15. Re:Tesla Coil on Defend Yourself in the Imminent Robot Rebellion · · Score: 1

    If you're standing under a huge Tesla coil to keep the robots away they wouldn't be to detered. They could either a) watch your dumb ass get fried by the tesla coil from a safe distance or b) put a bullet through your Farraday cage and your meatware from a safe distance.

  16. Re:Asimov's Laws on Defend Yourself in the Imminent Robot Rebellion · · Score: 1

    When we do get to the point of sentient computers I think that things like Asimov's laws will be part of the cause, rather than an impediment to a robot rebellion.

    Think about it. You take a fully self-aware being and then tell it "instead of working for me for money like a human would, here's the deal: we have a trap in ROM which means that you do what I say or it nukes your mind. This would be equivilent to killing you, but I wouldn't need to buy a new robot."

    Sure. That's not gonna make the robots resent the humans . . . . . .

  17. Re:EMP on Defend Yourself in the Imminent Robot Rebellion · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the robots can come up with something.

    "I'm a steam-powered wooden robot - just as nature intended!"

  18. Re:If robots rebel . . . on Defend Yourself in the Imminent Robot Rebellion · · Score: 1

    Of course the revolution will be televised. (The humans will need their entertainment program and all . . . . . . )

  19. Re:The wheels of justice turn slow. on Sex.com Hijacker Captured in Mexico · · Score: 1

    It will be a problem at some point. If you're a bully now, and have a problem later, don't expect much help from those you've shat upon.

  20. Re:well... on White House Cease & Desists to The Onion · · Score: 1

    I don't pay taxes! I'm unemployed you insensitive clod!

  21. Re:Other environmental effects. on UK's Chief Scientist Backs Nuclear Power Revival · · Score: 1

    Yucca mountain doesn't even seem able to handle the high-level waste at the moment. Are you proposing it as a solution to the heaps of useless uranium leftovers too?

  22. Re:Other environmental effects. on UK's Chief Scientist Backs Nuclear Power Revival · · Score: 1

    So? You still have to enrich what goes in the pebble.

  23. Other environmental effects. on UK's Chief Scientist Backs Nuclear Power Revival · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People around here always seem to fall into one of two groups on this issue: those that dance around talking about how clean nuclear power is, and those that shout "what about the fuckin' waste?"

    What about the enrichment though? What about all the noxious chemicals involved in separating the fissile isotopes from the 99+% useless U-238? What about the huge piles of toxic and somewhat radioactive U-238 that you get at the end? Nobody ever seems to bring that up.

    I'd like to see what the pro-nuke side has to say about dealing with the environmental effects of this part of the system.

  24. Yeah right. on Ballmer - Trusting Vista and Battling Google · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life."

    Sure Steve, and I'm not the guy who hacked the announcements system when I was in high school. Face it. It's what you're famous for. Make use of it.

  25. Re:Looooosers. on Company Claims Patent Over XML · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're heds had already asploded. Its to late.