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  1. Do you know what really grinds my gears? on Building Babbage's Analytical Engine · · Score: 3, Funny

    Steampunk retro mechanical computing stories on Slashdot.

  2. Who's The Real Evil Ones? on US Patent Office Invalidates Apple's "Rubber Banding" Patent · · Score: 0

    Apple used their market force to prevent carriers from screwing with the user experience by installing their own crappy themes and widgets and useless bloatware that would replace the standard iOS apps.

    Samsung and other Android vendors, along with Google, let the carriers force their crappy "special experience" themes down users throats, and zillions of people couldn't upgrade to Froyo because $CRAPPY_BACKWATER_CARRIER didn't want Froyo on their network until their in-house programmers could make the buttons pink with purple polkadots.

    Apple is not morally bankrupt. Whether you agree with their idea of morality is another matter.

  3. If you divide every byte by 0 on Increasing Wireless Network Speed By 1000% By Replacing Packets With Algebra · · Score: 1

    Then the mathematic representation of the packet is effectively nothing, and even a computer with unplugged network cable becomes infinitely fast.

  4. The way I read the headline on Aussie Researchers Crack Transport Crypto, Get Free Rides · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aussie crypto researchers transporting crack get a free ride.

  5. Re:Span? on Scientists Link Deep Wells To Deadly Spanish Quake · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's located somewhere in Div

  6. Princess Bride on NetFlix Caught Stealing DivX Subtitles From Finnish Pirates · · Score: 1

    Netflix is trying to kidnap what the pirates have rightfully stolen.

  7. Perhaps rednecks on TSA Moving X-ray Body Scanners To Smaller Airports · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are vastly underrepresented in the mutant superhero business and the government has finally decided to do something about it.

  8. Let's Get Ready To Rumble! on Explosive Detecting Devices Face Off With Bomb Dogs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Switches vs Bitches Smackdown.

  9. Sesame Street on Ask Slashdot: Best Linux Game For Young Kids? · · Score: 4, Informative

    Try Sesame Street Games. They're mostly flash games, but they should work. My kid started playing them when he was 2, liked them a lot, and learned to use a mouse from playing them.

  10. La Plus Qui Change on Ask Slashdot: Best Approach To Reenergize an Old Programmer? · · Score: 1

    The best motivation is creating your own solution to something you find a real PITA. Hasn't really changed from when you were a young programmer.

  11. Masking tape for holding a socket onto the board for the first few soldered holes and electrical tape when you need some impromptu low grade insulator.

  12. I would have thought 15 years in the future on A Day in Your Life, Fifteen Years From Now · · Score: 1

    That appending "in bed" to the end of every sentence in that article will no longer be a joke. I would have also thought that the term "desktop computer" would have the same quaint ring to it as "microcomputer" does now.

  13. Redefine the standard on How We'll Get To 54.5 Mpg By 2025 · · Score: 1

    Get NIST to change the definition of the mile to 2228.25 ft.

  14. You used marquee tag on Learning HTML Through a Board Game · · Score: 4, Funny

    Go to jail. Do not collect $200.

  15. For Cooking Up Some on Stolen Maple Syrup Found and Returned To Strategic Reserve · · Score: 1

    Old school hoser meth,

  16. When you gave me a bill from your $2 bills tablet on Ask Steve Wozniak Anything · · Score: 1

    I noticed there was a minor defect in the printing of the Great Seal of the United States. I would be more than happy do a free-of-charge quality assurance review of your remaining $2 tablets and dispose of any defective tablets in an environmentally responsible fashion.

  17. That would be sweet on Sugar Batteries Could Store 20% More Energy Than Li-Ions · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I ain't li-on.

  18. The real gender GAP on Sexism In Science · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The more important issue is that we're trying to "combat STEM crisis" when both men and women have more financial incentive to manage a GAP than manage a laboratory.

  19. Groupthink on What Should Start-Ups Do With the Brilliant Jerk? · · Score: 1

    He was the one doctor who dampened the unity with subtle but consistent complaining about why the group couldn’t do some things and shouldn’t do others.

    "Direct pressure to conform placed on any member who questions the group, couched in terms of 'disloyalty'" is a symptom of Groupthink

  20. Now dawns the age on Lab-Grown Leather Could Be a Reality In 5 Years · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of ethical bondage equipment.

  21. It's the sort of headline on Zynga Sues EA For 'Anti-competitive' Practices · · Score: 1

    I'd expect to read on the Onion. Not CNET.

  22. Re:That is unnecessarily cruel on Monkeys Made Smarter With Prosthetic Device · · Score: 1

    Until they drop out and write Hamlet.

  23. Spoiler Alert on Red Hat Fights Patent Troll With GPL · · Score: 1

    The Twin Peaks filesystem was an undesirable competitor to ResierFS.

  24. Re:Make sure they're not dysfunctional on Ask Slashdot: How Much Is a Fun Job Worth? · · Score: 1

    If you were the project manager you probably wouldn't be on Slashdot.

  25. Make sure they're not dysfunctional on Ask Slashdot: How Much Is a Fun Job Worth? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I left a secure and extremely low-paying development/dba where I was the only programmer and got to call all the development shots to work in a dev team for a company that paid me 60% more than I was making at a previous company. In the year and a half I worked there, almost all the company's original founders were purged, we went through three directors of software engineering, two directors of qa, and two head product managers. The UX guy was ran off by a VP who wanted to do the usability themselves. And I had to serve under junior programmers who were only senior in the sense that they had been with the company for years, and every boneheaded thing they wanted to do was rubber-stamped by management. Project management for the desperately needed rewrite of the company's code was given to someone who had never done project management before. At some point development of that core product was transferred to an Indian offshore company to be worked on by programmers not familiar with the project's programming language; of course this didn't matter, because I wasn't doing very well at this company because I wasn't invited meetings where important architectural details were being discussed (which I was nevertheless responsible for implementing even though no one told me about them). The company was owned by a private equity firm, whose goal all along was probably reducing headcount and maximizing short term profit at the cost of large employee turnover and bad code. So looking back at my situation, I'm really not surprised at all that it happened.

    Was this experience worth the 60% pay increase? I supposed I learned how to not run a software company, which might be valuable in the future. But my advice is to look for warning signs that might indicate that the new company might be extremely dysfunctional. Warning signs like the company being owned by a private equity firm, or all the founders of the business who made it great being purged, or lots of turnover among senior engineers and a dev mix made up of recent college grads and mediocre lifers who coast on their seniority. And try to figure out if possible why the previous guy left.