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  1. Dung Beetles on Bark Beetles Hate Rush Limbaugh and Heavy Metal · · Score: 1

    Bark Beetles don't like Rush Libaugh but Dung Beetles eat the stuff up.

  2. The villians must be found! on Experts Closing In On Google Attack Coders · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We have to find the villains who did this nefarious thing. Otherwise, we'd lack scapegoats and would have it admit to ourselves that:

    - Adobe didn't learn a single damn lesson from Microsoft's Word Macro Virus debacles as to why allowing code to be embedded in what most users consider to be a static, non-code executing document is such a bad thing.

    - A business that supposedly hires the Best And The Brightest and discards applicants due to bad SAT scores 15 years ago got pwned.

    - Businesses were too dumb and shortsighted to update their browsers to something less obsolete and pay for a standard's compliant redesign of their web applications.

    - That most of these massive attacks are caused by script kiddies in China trying to impress girls by exploiting corporate stupidity, as opposed to Neo's elite evil twin.

  3. Re:That'll teach 'em. on Hackers Attack AU Websites To Protest Censorship · · Score: 5, Funny

    Batman's a shady character with a troubled past, lots of toys, and teenage boy partner who he dresses in tights. The cry for help would never make it past the filter.

  4. Did they name it the XCore Edubook on XCore's EduBook, a Netbook That Runs on AA Batteries · · Score: 2, Funny

    because critics would have lambasted the "XCore E8"?

  5. Warning Label on Google Shooting For Smartphone Universal Translator · · Score: 4, Funny

    Caution: not for use with Hungarian Tobacconists.

  6. Apple has issues on Mentioning Android Is a No-No In iPhone App Store · · Score: 3, Funny

    with Apps involving sex, Hitler's Mein Kampf, and Android.

    So much for my dream of making a game where you fight Nazi hooker androids.

  7. Re:Another reason on Can You Trust Chinese Computer Equipment? · · Score: 1

    Cheapness tends to inhibit bean-counters' higher brain functions.

  8. Re:10 year old compute had 1.5% of the power. on How Infighting Hampers Innovation At Microsoft · · Score: 1

    The tablet PC dreamt up by Dick Brass would have just sucked.

    Make your own joke.

  9. Re:Perfect explanation on Neurons Created Directly From Skin Cells · · Score: 1, Funny

    If your brain was repaired with foreskin neurons, someone could call you smeghead and it wouldn't be an insult.

  10. Mental Pictures Of Libertarians on Political Affiliation Can Be Differentiated By Appearance · · Score: 1

    When I think of the libertarians, one of two images usually come to mind:

    1. An overweight wife-swapping gun nut with lots of unkept facial hair chomping on a large turkey leg (and getting large pieces of meat stuck in the beard/mustache). In other words, someone who sort of resembles ESR.

    2. A rail thin wife-swapping gun nut who's shaved off all his body hair except what's on his head and who gets all his nutrients from a liquid diet that's supposed to make him live 140 years. In other words, picture someone who sort of resembles poo-master and Dual-Action Cleanse spokesperson Klee Irwin.

  11. Re:Finally on Uranus and Neptune May Have "Oceans of Diamonds" · · Score: 1

    Or can tell them to go put their finger in Uranus.

  12. Alternate Definition Of Freedom 0 on The Apple Paradox, Closed Culture & Free-Thinking Fans · · Score: 1

    Perhaps fans of Apple products consider usability and "Just Works" to be an Essential Software Freedom and likewise consider any software with a bad UI that requires lots of fiddling to work to be "closed" to them.

    Of course, one would have to be a free thinker to accept such a heretical idea.

  13. If people stayed in their house all day and gamed on Prolonged Gaming Blamed For Rickets Rise · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't there also be a sizable drop in the percentages of STD's contracted, unplanned pregnancies, traffic accidents, drunk and disorderly conduct, and homicides?

  14. Re:What about write speed? on IBM Sets Areal Density Record for Magnetic Tape · · Score: 1

    Who cares about a week to read it? I'd be giddy with power if I could destroy the entire Library of Congress in 30 seconds with a bulk eraser.

  15. Re:Confusing icon practices on For GUIs, Just the Right Degree of Realism · · Score: 2, Informative

    oh aha! that one looks like a dark box getting bigger

    In HCI the technical term for this is an affordance

  16. FLOSS Community Is Their Own Worst Enemy on Jeremy Allison Calls Microsoft Dangerous Elephant · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have no love for Microsoft.

    But in the last decade I've seen Linux on the Desktop split between two different competing environments and API's, usability experts not being able to get any meaningful traction early on in FLOSS projects, newbies being flamed on IRC for asking questions, legitimate criticism of user experience issues being written of as FUD, billions of FLOSS company dollars going to enterprise systems buyouts and kernel hacker salaries instead of high quality user testing labs (and then saying FLOSS has no money for such things like evil proprietary companies do), etc.

    When I look at Microsoft, I don't see FLOSS's greatest enemy; I see a boogeyman and a scapegoat used to explain FLOSS' lack of success at getting outside of a server room.

  17. First Dune Post on Sound Generator Lethal From 10 Meters · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Through sound and motion, you will be able to paralyze nerves, shatter bones, set fires, suffocate an enemy or burst his organs."

  18. A Business Decision? on Google.cn Has Already Lifted Censorship · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think it's more likely that there were other business considerations that had already made Google feel like it was difficult to do business with China, and the censorship lift is just PR gravy.

  19. Re:Nitwit suffering from Stockholm syndromw. on An Android Developer's Top 10 Gripes · · Score: 0, Troll

    Stockholm syndrome? No.

    A better metaphor is that Apple's like a strict parent, and Android developers are like the know-it-all teenagers who drop out of high-school because they "don't need all these people's rules" who then get smacked in the face with the stone cold reality of why their parents were so strict about them graduating.

  20. Star Wars Christmas Special on What SciFi Should Get the Reboot Treatment Next? · · Score: 2, Funny

    On Naboo with JarJar. George Lucas needs to outdo his last Christmas Special.

  21. Babylon 5 on Giant Black Hole At Milky Way's Core Stays Slim · · Score: 1

    Is that CNN's Andrea Thompson who was on Babylon 5? You'd think she'd know about thing or two black holes.

  22. Psychology Instead Of Math on Which Math For Programmers? · · Score: 1

    A lot of writing programs for other people to use actually involves getting into their heads and understanding what they're thinking, as well as accepting the bizarre way they sometimes think.

    When someone says a feature in a software project you inherited doesn't work, before you spend 100 hours debugging a feature that you're not able to find anywhere in the code, it's helpful to understand how the brain works and be open to the possibility that the feature that everyone swears was there only exists in a constantly reconstructed human memory.

    If you have problems with math, as I did, you might want to consider forgoing the classes and just buying a book and teaching yourself at your own rate of learning. The ability to pick up a book and teach yourself is a very important skill for a programmer to have.

  23. Self-replication a la Escher on Impressive Robot Hand From Shadow · · Score: 1

    Is the robot hand dextrous enough to build a dextrous robot hand?

  24. Re:This sounds familiar to, on 5th Underhanded C Contest Now Open · · Score: 1

    The Perl programmers weren't forgotten, just implicitly passed in.

  25. Re:Why is it always Apple Fanboy? on Steve Jobs Crowned "Person of the Decade" · · Score: 1

    The haters should save their outrage for when Steve Jobs is voted sexiest man of the year.