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  1. What if Linus had bought a mac? on Happy Birthday, Linus · · Score: 1

    What would the world look like had he spent his money on something else?

    Maybe he would have bought a mac, developed an appreciation for user experience design at the start of a project, collaborated with usability experts to design a free standardized user friendly UI when he first started work on Linux, and today Linux on the desktop might be light-years ahead of where it currently is.

  2. Hippies? on Anti-Technology Themes in James Cameron's Avatar · · Score: 1

    Hippies say they're green and want to save mother earth yet they increase their carbon footprint by burning copious amounts of marijuana.

  3. This is your brain typing. on Typing With Your Brain · · Score: 1

    Th1whkjahds isaasdk yourasdfr brainalskdf typingalskjd onasd druggs3s.

    Any questions?

  4. RTFP on Microsoft Ordered To Pay $290M, Stop Selling Word · · Score: 5, Informative

    The patent in question.. Decide for yourselves.

  5. Re:ARM/MIPS or X86? on CherryPal's $99 "Odd Lots" Netbook · · Score: 1

    Actually, that happens a fair amount in the 1st world food industry where they use whatever commodity ingredient is cheapest at the time. That's why you see ingrediant labels stating "may contain one or more of the following: soybean oil, sunflower oil, lard, peanut oil" etc.

  6. Niche Market on CherryPal's $99 "Odd Lots" Netbook · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you:

    1. Have a 2 year-old who's obsessed with daddy's laptop who really needs his own so he'll stop bugging you
    2. AND you don't want to have to hunt on ebay for an OLPC child-proof laptop that costs the same as it did when it was purchased two years ago
    3. AND you don't want to pay over $100 for something that will get destroyed in the first 6 months of usage

    Then it's not a bad deal.

  7. "It seems like this should be a priority" on Best Open Source Business Tools? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You're new around here, aren't you?

  8. Target Practice on The Social Difficulty of Saving Earth From an Asteroid · · Score: 1

    Or we could practice on non-earth-threatening asteroids to hone our skills for this sort of thing when it really does become a crisis.

  9. Re:Too many, not enough, please... on Not Enough Women In Computing, Or Too Many Men? · · Score: 1

    And let me touch on female engineering talent

    If you're constantly touching on them, that might explain the shortage.

  10. And the scorpion on Microsoft Promises Not To Sue Moonlight 2.0 Users · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Promised not to sting the frog.

  11. Space Invaders on $300 Sci-Fi YouTube Video Lands $30m Movie Deal · · Score: 1

    The Movie

  12. RMS on $26 of Software Defeats American Military · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not all religious zealots with huge bushy beards who fight in jihads and live in caves and don't use commercial software are terrorists.

  13. Okay... on Sam Ramji Answers Your Questions · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I realize that we’ve successfully confused people (yes, this is a sardonic comment) by using the same name as Microsoft’s forge (codeplex.com). I regret the confusion because it has made it a bit harder to explain the Foundation to those who are already aware of the forge. We may revisit the name in future generations of the Board of Directors.

    This statement doesn't make understanding his organization's relationship to microsoft any less confusing. Can anyone fluent in corporate doublespeak translate?

  14. Sounds Like A Line Of Action Figures on Building a Global Cyber Police Force · · Score: 1

    Will the Global Cyber Force have "Smash Action Kung-Fu Grips"? (along with a disclaimer in fine print that says "does not actually hack"?)

  15. Re:Rubber vagina and a dildo on Science Gifts For Kids? · · Score: 1

    "Kids, I want you to be nice on the remainder of the trip to grandmas. And quit comparing your father's penis to your disturbingly large purple dildo".

  16. Plato's Republic on The Science Credibility Bubble · · Score: 1

    IIRC, Plato's argument against democracy in favor of an intellectual meritocracy was that the ignorant have as much decision-making power as the informed.

    Kinda seductive in this age of Flygate.

  17. On the bright side on Data-Sifting For Timely Intelligence Still an Elusive Goal · · Score: 1

    Everyone who uses the expression "is da' bomb" will be arrested and taken off the street.

  18. Re:Where I stopped reading... on CrunchPad Being Re-branded As JooJoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, it doesn't. It sounds like bad luck, or some kind of insult towards Jewish people. Both seem like a bad idea.

    In the Producers they named a musical "Springtime For Hitler" in a secret plot to piss people off and lose money. Perhaps that's part of their strategy to so devalue the Crunchpad that the Techcruch guys will drop their lawsuit.

  19. Clay Tablets on One Way To Save Digital Archives From File Corruption · · Score: 1

    Just resign yourself to the fact that the Code of Hammurabi will outlive your pr0n.

  20. Re:Brave New World on Google Tries Not To Be a Black Hole of Brilliance · · Score: 2, Informative
  21. Brave New World on Google Tries Not To Be a Black Hole of Brilliance · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Reminds of the experiement in Aldous Huxley's Brave New World where they put a whole bunch of Alphas together and it was a disaster. I guess every organization needs some betas and epsilons.

  22. Re:The answer is... on Is Linux Documentation Lacking? · · Score: 1

    The problem is being actively acknowledged and thoughtfully discussed on Slashdot without accusations of Microsoft shillery, without insults that use the word "whine", and without harsh rebukes about "criticizing gifts".

    Compared to 10 years ago that's progress.

  23. Search Engine De-optimization on Is Linux Documentation Lacking? · · Score: 1

    Contributing to the problem of finding good documentation is the fact that LUGs, distro companies, etc all mirror same crappy outdated collection of HOWTO's and man pages on their websites, and thus the newbie desperate to find out how to do something ends up with Google page after Google page of the same useless stuff.

  24. How The Legal Dept Works. on Games Workshop Goes After Fan Site · · Score: 1

    1. Roll 12-sided dice and get above 20, release Warhammer under Creative Commons license.
    2. Roll 12-sided dice and get below 20, go after fan sites.

  25. Re:It won't work because, on Intelsat Launches Hardware For Internet Routing From Space · · Score: 1

    Doesn't matter if they hear. Astronauts are granted immunity from public urination laws.