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  1. Excellent on Everyone Is A Hacker In Training · · Score: 1, Funny

    I shouldn't have any trouble finding recruits for my secret invincible army of death-hackers

  2. Re:Greedy bastards on iTunes Might Lose Labels · · Score: 0

    It's not just the recording, it's the fleet of Ferraris and Porsches that are needed to cart the producers and execs to and from the studio. Remember, the quality of the recording is directly proportional to the value of the car that the producers drive. You want the best possible sound quality don't you?!?

  3. Could.... on Earth's Core Spins Faster than Earth · · Score: 0

    but doesn't.

  4. Re:Hams on Web Access Over Power Lines · · Score: 2, Insightful

    many hams enjoy the challenge of low-power communications of 5W or less

    Well then they should love the challenge of trying to communicate with a higher "noise floor" ;)

  5. Re:Trip to mars dont seem that "simple" on The Mathematics of a Trip to Mars? · · Score: 0

    Why can't they just "target" Mars? Once you are in space, you should be able to always "see" Mars. It's not like it's going to be daytime for 12 hours a day. Just get some targeting computers to lock onto Mars once you are in space, or even humans down at mission control, and start going in that direction. I'm sure there must be signatures that Mars has that could be used to distinguish it from other debris or bodies that might temporarily enter the field of view. As Mars moves out of the target line, you adjust in realtime. Once you get close to Mars you could switch to more precise calculations, but I don't really see the absolute need for predetermining the EXACT course the spaceship will take from Earth. Am I crazy?

  6. Re:Helpful utilities on Advertising of the Future, Already Here · · Score: 0

    When I think of a helpful software company I immediately think of Claria. They help millions of people to fuck up their computer and get useless shit shoved down their throats over and over and over again until it comes bursting forth from their split, bleeding rectums. God bless Claria.

  7. Re:Congrats on More Mac OS X on Plain Old x86 Boxes · · Score: 0, Troll

    Windows, which is really a great OS

    Uhhh....

  8. A little late on Intel Plans to Overhaul Chip Architecture · · Score: 1

    Isn't this like, 15 years too late?

  9. Argument Clinic on Quantum Information Can be Negative · · Score: 0

    Man: I came here for a good argument.
    Mr Vibrating: No you didn't, you came here for an argument.
    Man: Well, an argument's not the same as contradiction.
    Mr Vibrating: It can be.
    Man: No it can't. An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a definite proposition.
    Mr Vibrating: No it isn't.
    Man: Yes it is. It isn't just contradiction.
    Mr Vibrating: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
    Man: But it isn't just saying "No it isn't".
    Mr Vibrating: Yes it is.
    Man: No it isn't, an argument is an intellectual process... contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
    Mr Vibrating: No it isn't.
    Man: Yes it is.
    Mr Vibrating: Not at all.
    Man: Now look!
    Mr Vibrating:(pressing the bell on his desk) Thank you, good morning.
    Man: What?
    Mr Vibrating: That's it. Good morning.
    Man: But I was just getting interested.
    Mr Vibrating: Sorry the five minutes is up.
    Man: That was never five minutes just now!
    Mr Vibrating: I'm afraid it was.
    Man: No it wasn't.
    Mr Vibrating: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more.
    Man: What!?
    Mr Vibrating: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.
    Man: But that was never five minutes just now... oh come on! (Vibrating looks round as though man was not there) This is ridiculous.
    Mr Vibrating: I'm very sorry, but I told you I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.
    Man: Oh. All right. (pays) There you are.
    Mr Vibrating: Thank you.
    Man: Well?
    Mr Vibrating: Well what?
    Man: That was never five minutes just now.
    Mr Vibrating: I told you I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.
    Man: I've just paid.
    Mr Vibrating: No you didn't.
    Man: I did! I did! I did!
    Mr Vibrating: No you didn't.
    Man: Look I don't want to argue about that.
    Mr Vibrating: Well I'm very sorry but you didn't pay.
    Man: Aha! Well if I didn't pay, why are you arguing... got you!
    Mr Vibrating: No you haven't.
    Man: Yes I have... if you're arguing I must have paid.
    Mr Vibrating: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.
    Man: I've had enough of this.
    Mr Vibrating: No you haven't.

  10. Re:Just come to Ottawa on Reducing Plant Stress Leads to Martian Farms · · Score: 0

    Touché

  11. Re:Hmm... interesting... on A Day in the Life of a Nigerian Scammer · · Score: 0

    I teach an online course in this. Tuition is only $5000.

  12. Re:CBC timeline on 60 Years Since Hiroshima · · Score: 0

    Flamebait. All's fair in love and war.

  13. Re:Just come to Ottawa on Reducing Plant Stress Leads to Martian Farms · · Score: 1, Funny

    No national health care on Mars

  14. Re:wait a minute... on Hacking the Fluorescent Light · · Score: 3, Funny

    They come with a rusty spoon for you to gouge your eyes out with. Clever, really...

  15. Re:If you wanted to fight it on Researchers Create Radio Controlled Humans · · Score: 3, Funny

    It can't force you to walk anywhere

    That's why they have a midget follow you around with a sharp pointy stick.

  16. Re:almost but not quite entirely unlike a holodeck on View-Dependent Stereoscopic Projection · · Score: 1

    On other note, I always thought holodeck was used in ST when the writers ran out of space related ideas.

    If that were the case then the holodeck should have shown up around 1968

  17. Re:Fake fixtures on View-Dependent Stereoscopic Projection · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or how many Road Runners we could catch with this technology.

  18. 1% chance of death?? on NASA's Shuttle Plans · · Score: 1

    the small rocket for astronauts would be at least 10 times as safe as the shuttle, whose odds of disaster are estimated at roughly 1 in 100

    Is it just me or does 1 in 100 seem pretty high?

  19. Security, please on Wireless Networking Speeds of 540 Mbps w/ 802.11n · · Score: 1

    I'd be more interested in more security than faster speeds. I could download so much more porn if my neighbors weren't stealing my bandwidth...

  20. Re:YAY! on Xbox 360 to have HD-DVD, Eventually · · Score: 1

    Hmm..depends on what kind of cookie

  21. Re:What's more... on Ice Lake on Mars · · Score: 1

    I think they all moved to the moon to live with the Amazon Women

  22. sun blocking machine on Fiber Optics Bring the Sun Indoors · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's just more ransom money in my pocket when I complete my sun-blocking machine...

  23. Re:Slashdot called this a year ago on Next-Gen Console CPUs Not Up to Hype · · Score: 1

    I pretty much assume anything Sony does related to videogames is going to suck. They should really just stick to AV equipment...

  24. Suckers on Next-Gen Console CPUs Not Up to Hype · · Score: 1

    "If you hype it, they will come."

  25. Ergonomics? on Inside Hardware Design - Competing Against the iPod · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apple was so enamored with absolute pure, minimalist design that some designers may argue that ergonomics were compromised.

    I'm sure the head of the iPod department will really give two shits about ergonomics when he goes for his daily swim in his pool filled with crisp $100 bills...