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  1. Oh. C'mon! on URLs Patented, Domain Registrars Sued · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just patented freaking letters and numbers. So I am going to sue everyone! Sheesh!

  2. Re:Other options? on End of Life for Red Hat 7.x, 8.0 · · Score: 1

    because Slashdot is the geek equivalent of Fox News.

  3. and bush says... on USA To Return To Moon By 2015, Then Mars · · Score: 5, Funny

    And if a married couple goes up together NASA gets $1.5 billion more!

  4. Sorry.. on A Terabyte In A Cigar Box · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cuban hard drives are illegal to import in the United States.

  5. obligatory fart reference on The Cheese Slicing Laser · · Score: 1

    "It smelled really bad," he said.
    Who cut the cheese?

  6. Slashdots Favorite Cyborg? on AP Article On Cyborg Steve Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought it was Gates of the Borg?

  7. Not that it would have helped on Performance Benchmarks of Nine Languages · · Score: 1

    Not that it would have helped them survive the slashdotting, they run linux. Well, when they were up and running that is....

  8. No, Thanks to IBM on Did SCO Actually Buy What it Thought? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't think they thought they would be buying the World of Pain they are walking into...

  9. uh oh... on The Walking Dead of Silicon Valley · · Score: 0

    I forsee a bad zombie movie...George Romero are you listening? The Dawn of the Dot Com.

  10. Beagle2 on NASA Releases Mars Data for Maestro · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now we just need to sent it looking for that British probe.

  11. Re:Where can I find on FBI Can Inspect Bank Records w/o Court Orders · · Score: 1

    A grave. :(

  12. ah.... on Black Holes No More -- Introducing the Gravastar · · Score: 5, Funny

    the /dev/null of the universe!

  13. Thats Odd. on Feds Thwart Extortion Plot Against Best Buy · · Score: 1

    They wont do a thing when Best Buy extorts the hell outta me! Extended warranty my ass!

  14. support? on Tech Support - To Phone or Not To Phone? · · Score: 2, Funny

    this is slashdot, we use open source software, what is this "support" you speak of? Is that like editing the code?

  15. Re:Should have upgraded the trains instead. on Boston's Big Dig Finally Open · · Score: 1

    GreenBush now there is a oxyMoron!

  16. SCO product review on slashdot! on SCO UnixWare 7.1.3 Review · · Score: 1, Funny

    so this is what Saddam's trial will be like...

  17. Re:Darl captured on Saddam Hussein Arrested · · Score: 1

    Darl? I dont know if you've seen the pictures but it looks a lot more like another figure I know of...

  18. squeeze my current provider on What Has Number Portability Done For You? · · Score: 1

    I just finished squeezing my current provider to giving me a better plan, at a better rate with a free phone thrown in ta boot! They seem to be taking customer retention more seriously now, becuase they know how easy it is to walk.

  19. not only that on Maine to Launch Internet Sex-Offender Registry · · Score: 1

    but all the kids will be able to surf it in school.

  20. bring it! on SCO Hints at *BSD Lawsuits Next Year, And More · · Score: 1

    Now we can stick the pitchfork where the sun doesn't shine.

  21. big bro on Rules for Teenage Internet Access? · · Score: 1

    proxy the shit out of what they are doing and watch everything. If they can't get around it they will be safe enough, if they can get around it they will be safe enough.

  22. Re:props to Dr. Nazario on Defense and Detection Against Internet Worms · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Indeed, I once found myself with a need to get something done that I could not do it myself and Dr. Nazario was kind enough to help me out of a pinch. A good fella.

  23. Welcome! on Professional Organizations for Web Developers? · · Score: 1

    Buddy, you've found it. Brush up on your trolling!

  24. uh oh! on Saruman Completely Cut from 'Return of the King' · · Score: 1

    This is like throwing meat into a den of starving lions!
    \me ducks!

  25. Re:What is wrong with an "X"?? on E-Voting Glitch: 19,000 Voters, 144,000 Votes · · Score: 1

    nah, those are just McVotes!