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  1. Resistance is futile... on Microsoft Wants To Give You A Rorschach · · Score: 1
    The phrase "Microsoft Genuine Password Advantage" scrolled through my mind and I was afraid.

    Possible Microsoft ink-blot results:

    • A woman with large breasts
    • A woman with small breasts
    • Steve Ballmer with breasts
    • Harry telling me I'm not good enough
    • Harry telling me I can't marry his daughter
  2. Re:Thanks a lot Beeb.. on BBC Creates 'Perl on Rails' · · Score: 1
    Everything in a digital computer is a metaphor,

    Ya, I know. It's just that "say" is specifically "print" with a newline and was created specifically because the name is shorter. Language pollution is what I'd call it.

    It seems that (in this case) Perl 6 is being invented to make it less like Perl, and more like, well, bits and pieces of every other language. And for what? To make the language successful? Every language is idiosyncratic. Deal with it people.

    OK, I'm off to juggle kittens...

  3. Two Rooms without a View. on A Look at Microsoft's Security War Room · · Score: 1
    That way, the folks working on fixing a security crisis could have a little breathing room from those drafting the public and customer communications around the issue.

    Basically, they separated the urinals from the stalls.

  4. Re:Thanks a lot Beeb.. on BBC Creates 'Perl on Rails' · · Score: 1
    For example, Perl 6 uses "say" instead of "println" because we believe it will be a frequent operation -- more frequent than print and as such deserves a shorter identifier.

    Please forgive me for ranting, but that one of the dumber things I've heard in recent years (during a Bush Presidency no less). "Say" implies speach, not text and substituting it for "print" or "printf" (println is Pascal) simply because it's "shorter" is silly -- but I've heard Perl 6 is full of design silliness, so oh well... I guess I'll stick with Perl 5.8 like the rest of the world :-)

  5. Looking for Mr. Goodbar. on $999 For a Complete DNA Scan, Worth it? · · Score: 1
    I'm a 6' 5" muscular, blonde, blue-eyed swede. I can tell pretty well what my DNA is, it's AWESOME, thank you!

    Dude, this is /. You want the "Interactive Male" forum. :-)

  6. Re:Enforce it to the letter. on All US Border Crossings Now Require A 'Terrorist Risk Profile' · · Score: 1
    The best way to get rid of a stupid rule is to enforce it to the letter. "I'm sorry Senator, we have to check you against a watch list.

    Already happened. The name "Ted Kennedy" ended up on the "No Fly" list and the Senator was denied boarding at least 5 times. I think it took him a month to clear it up. See Sen. Kennedy Flagged by No-Fly List.

  7. Walmart Rendition? on All US Border Crossings Now Require A 'Terrorist Risk Profile' · · Score: 1
    Walmart can't send you to some foreign country to be tortured and forced to confess things you haven't done.

    Umm, I wouldn't be too sure about that. Walmart's operation rivals that of a small country. If they can lock their own employees in overnight...

  8. William Wallace would be proud... on All US Border Crossings Now Require A 'Terrorist Risk Profile' · · Score: 1
    Have you paused to consider that maybe it was done under anonymity to preserve whatever karma they may have here on /.

    So, to paraphrase William Wallace: They may take away our liberties, but they'll never take our Karma!

  9. Unfortunately... on OLPC Lawsuit-Bringer Has Past Fraud Conviction · · Score: 3, Funny
    Oyegbola insists his Nigerian patent is legitimate and said he plans to file a copyright-infringement lawsuit against OLPC in an American court.

    Unfortunately, the bank has temporarily frozen his bank accounts, but if someone could send him $5000 to cover the fees and fines...

    [I couldn't resist.]

  10. In other words... on Bolivian Salt Flats Aid Spacecraft Calibration · · Score: 4, Funny
    Satellites can calibrate their altimeters by bouncing signals off the ocean surface .. because of atmospheric interference, tides and waves, there are uncertainties.

    Ocean measurement have to be taken with a grain of salt, but these - oh wait.

  11. Re:Comes with the territory on Minor Leak Being Investigated Aboard the ISS · · Score: 3, Funny
    KERMIt, a "Kit for External Repair of Module Impacts", is one of those simple systems being developed at Marshall Research to seal punctures in the ISS.

    The kit contains foil and a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubbalicious...

  12. In related news... on NASA Requires JPL Scientists To Give Up Right To Privacy · · Score: 4, Funny

    28 senior NASA scientists and engineers, including Mars Rover team members, all updated the "foes" section of their Facebook profile this afternoon.

  13. Re:Its not that hard to figure out! on Sliding Rocks Bemuse Scientists · · Score: 1
    Mount a solar powered camera with a motion detector. If the rock moves start shooting.

    Logic dictates that they'll then only move at night... :-)

  14. What to choose... on Creationists Violating Copyright · · Score: 5, Funny
    Creationists stealing from scientists because they cannot intelligently design their own presentation? The Discovery Institute unable to discover anything on their own? Ignoring morality as a means to their own creation? Dishonest lawyers? (OK, that last one's obvious.)

    What to choose, what to choose...

  15. Re:How Did the DNA Strands Form? on Liquid Crystal Phases of DNA, Beginning of Life? · · Score: 1
    How did the DNA strands form? Randomly, all by themselves? How likely is that? Anyone knows?

    I'm sure the likelihood is a factor of time. While I could use the 1000 monkeys analogy, I prefer Steven Wright: "Anywhere is walking distance if you have the time."

  16. Re:Oh really... on World of Warcraft's Brand New Rootkit · · Score: 1

    I don't have a debit card - they're evil, and unnecessary - I have a credit card, and use a virtual card for many on-line purchases.

    A card that lets you spend your saved money online is evil and unnecessary, but a card that lets you spend money that you do not have is not-evil and not-unnecessary?

    I never charge anything I couldn't write a check for and always pay off my credit card every month. I get a free float on my expenditures and there's no danger that money can be accidentally removed from my checking account. If there's an unauthorized charge, I don't have to pay it until the dispute is resolved.

    With a debit card, the money's removed immediately and, if by fraud, I have to ask to get it back. Yes I know VISA (et al) claim they will replace any fraudulently removed funds -- only if they're convinced they were removed fraudulently. If they don't agree, the money doesn't get put back. Read the fine print. :-)

    In addition, should your checking account get overdrawn by your debit card, you'll get charged by your back (unless you buy over-draft protection). No such problem with a credit card. VISA (et al) may pay that fine was well for fraud, once you convince them it was fraud, but I don't think that's universal.

    So, if one has a credit card (and uses it responsibly), it's much safer than a debit card. The debit card policies make them evil and responsible use of a credit card makes them unnecessary. Furthermore, I don't think a debit card contributes anything to your credit history (though it doesn't detract either, for those with credit problems).

    I agree that some people cannot (or do not want to) handle a credit card, or simply prefer the simplicity of a debit card, but that doesn't make my assertions false.

  17. Re:The "counter-script" on Fighting Back Against Ghost Calls · · Score: 1
    I usually ask telemarketers to "Please place me on your do not call list".

    I always add that I do not buy/donate anything over the phone. If they persist, I bid them a good day and hang up.

    I get almost no telemarketing calls now.

  18. Re:Oh really... on World of Warcraft's Brand New Rootkit · · Score: 0
    I don't know anyone that keeps medical records on their PCs.

    You do now.

    As far as banking goes, most people use their debit cards as a credit card...

    I don't have a debit card - they're evil, and unnecessary - I have a credit card, and use a virtual card for many on-line purchases.

    As for me, that information (and the other things), are encrypted on the disk, but (and I just posted this last sentiment) I still don't think I'd want Blizzard to scan my system and/or report back without any ability on my part to restrict or at least know what they're doing. (I don't play WoW, but the principle holds.)

  19. Re:Oh really... on World of Warcraft's Brand New Rootkit · · Score: 1
    You keep all that information on your hard drive unencrypted?

    Actually, it is encrypted, but I still don't think I'd want Blizzard to scan my system and/or report back without any ability on my part to restrict or at least know what they're doing. (I don't play WoW, but the principle holds.)

  20. Oh really... on World of Warcraft's Brand New Rootkit · · Score: 1
    When you sign up for an account you enter most of the same personal info that is going to be on your PC anyway,

    I wasn't aware that one must enter, say, social-security information, banking information, medical records, or personal communications -- all of which are on my PC. Those people at Blizzard must really want to know a lot about you.

  21. Island adjacent... on A Giant Step in Cloning · · Score: 1
    Also, the clone should be stored offsite, probably in a fireproof vault.

    Or, The Island.

  22. Re:Oh really? on Genetically Engineered Mouse is Not Scared of Cats · · Score: 1
    The antelope had no fear of the lions, and the lions dodn't know how to act, although they did wind up eating it in the end.

    I think this story starts with the antelope pulling a thorn from the lion's paw...

  23. If you do run from a bear... on Genetically Engineered Mouse is Not Scared of Cats · · Score: 1
    And, that's why in survival training the tell you not to run from a bear. If the bear sees you run you trigger the predator response.

    Remember. You don't have to out run the bear, just your friend. :-)

  24. One step forward, two step back... on Single Nanotube Becomes World's Smallest Radio · · Score: 1
    From TFA: The new device works in a manner more similar to the vacuum tubes from the 1930s than the transistors found in modern radios.

    Great. Radios will also now be a system of tubes. :-)

    Seriously, the only problem seems to be that the radio only receives radio signals from the 1930s.

  25. Other sites? on YouTube For High-School Jocks · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...standard component of college applications for jocks (as well as for aspiring actors, dancers, and musicians...

    Where's the site for aspiring p0rn stars?